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yeah.. like.. the universe.. and shit... man Posted by: SuperJitan
Video duration: 86 seconds just stuff in my head Related: jitan, super, superjitan Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment |
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The Three Little Sausages Posted by: SuperJitan
Video duration: 38 seconds This was made for a college project. It's a very loose modern retelling of The Three Little Pigs. Many thanks to my friend Chris for letting me use his fridge. Related: cauxilus, jitan, little, pigs, sausages, super, superjitan, three Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment Latest comments made on this video:
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Rainbow Man Posted by: SuperJitan
Video duration: 210 seconds Inspired by and drawn for someone special. And yes, that is a penguin. checkout my DeviantArt @ http://superjitan.de viantart.com/ for more of my humble doodles Related: jitan, man, photoshop, rainbow, super, superjitan Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment Latest comments made on this video:
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RE- sort of Posted by: SuperJitan
Video duration: 106 seconds Ranty rant. http://www.youtub e.com/user/cpckrock< br /> Sorry if your screen name is supposed to be said differently. Related: cpckrock, rant Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment Latest comments made on this video:
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Hello? Topic? Posted by: SuperJitan
Video duration: 109 seconds Yeah. sorry i wasted just under two minutes of your life. you can reclaim them by going to my blog @ http://superjitan.bl ogspot.com/ Related: about, blog, boring, in, nothing, particular Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment Latest comments made on this video:
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Re: are you anybody's favourite person? Posted by: SuperJitan
Video duration: 137 seconds Yeah cheers , now Im depressed. Related: anybodys, are, arteta, favourite, july, mememolly, miguel, miranda, molly, person, superjitan, you Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment Latest comments made on this video:
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Secret Santa Posted by: SuperJitan
Video duration: 276 seconds secret santaaa thanks pablo Related: yay Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment Latest comments made on this video:
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Death to violence Posted by: SuperJitan
Video duration: 177 seconds How is seeing blood and guts worse than seeing consequence-less violence? Related: 51, bbfc, censor, censorship, grasshopper, heroes, jitan, more, no, suda, suda51, super, superjitan, violence Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment Latest comments made on this video:
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The A&B Show Episode 4: Lethal Weapon 3 Posted by: SuperJitan
Video duration: 583 seconds Alan and Bryony watching and discussing Lethal Weapon 3 Related: alan, bryony, gear, gibson, lethal, mel, metal, paperlilies, solid, sugartits, thea&bshow, weapon Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment Latest comments made on this video:
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The A&B Show 16: Oaf Brother, Where Art Thou? Posted by: SuperJitan
Video duration: 594 seconds The reason there aren't more A&B shows Related: blah Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment Latest comments made on this video:
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Molly Posted by: SuperJitan
Video duration: 13 seconds My first flash animation. This is what you get when you ask "What should I animate?" at 1am Related: animation, flash, jitan, mememolly, molly, super, superjitan Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment Latest comments made on this video:
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The A&B Show: Episode 5: V For Vendetta Posted by: SuperJitan
Video duration: 575 seconds Episode 5 The A&B Show Related: a&b, cruise, hugo, natalie, portman, tom, vendetta, vfor, weaving Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment Latest comments made on this video:
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Transformers review (of sorts) Posted by: SuperJitan
Video duration: 404 seconds eh... spoilers? sort of Related: and, pl, sj Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment Latest comments made on this video:
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Happy Birthday Molly! Posted by: SuperJitan
Video duration: 102 seconds Just wishing a friend a Happy birthday, at two in the morning the night before :[ I've been busy k? Get off my back! Oh and, don't try to derive any meaning out of the frog, it's just a frog. By the way, for those who don't know, Molly is on youtube, though she hardly needs help with subscribers http://www.youtube.c om/mememolly Related: anime, frog, jitan, mememolly, super, superjitan Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment Latest comments made on this video:
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YEP! Posted by: SuperJitan
Video duration: 71 seconds I'll come up with something a little less pointless sometime I'm sure Related: crap, enjoy, jitan, random, super, superjitan Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment Latest comments made on this video:
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Douche? Posted by: SuperJitan
Video duration: 56 seconds I'm not a douche.... am I? I don't have some 1337 gamertag name like supremecommandermega kill9000 or n00b-eater-gansta-ma ndem i dont like talking to random people i dont know so im not going to post my gamertag... so dont ask. no offense sigh, i'll come up with a less douchey way of attaching my mic to my head... if such a way exists Related: doucheabg, douchey, jitan, live, super, superjitan, xbox Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment Latest comments made on this video:
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By: SuperJitan. on 01 Jan 09, 16:22:38
ok! :D
By: speppers. on 01 Jan 09, 16:21:44
Can we just see if we change the universe if we ever meet? I'll take the risk.
By: speppers. on 01 Jan 09, 16:21:23
My sister just called me and asked if I was done being emo because of my video I just posted. It must be a sister thing.
By: KlaxonCow. on 28 Dec 08, 08:07:25
p.p.s. I was severely disappointed by the lack of lesbians in this video. Please do better next time. ;D
By: KlaxonCow. on 28 Dec 08, 08:06:03
But "the Butterfly Effect" movie does it differently. It's a time travel movie WITH the butterfly effect included - and it's a total head fuck. Though, it's a work of genius. Highly recommended, if you ain't seen it. :D
By: KlaxonCow. on 28 Dec 08, 08:05:46
p.s. You need to watch the movie "The Butterfly Effect", if you haven't already. All sci-fi that involves time travel usually completely ignores the butterfly effect. It acts like small changes don't make much, if any impact, on anything. Basically, if Marty McFly met his parents, then he'd really have irrevocably fucked up the future forever - and there'd be no possible way he could ever put it back.
By: KlaxonCow. on 28 Dec 08, 07:53:51
"When I stop to consider what terrible consequences can come from small things... ...I'm tempted to think that there are no small things" - Bruce Barton
By: KlaxonCow. on 28 Dec 08, 07:53:34
You'd either have not posted this video at all - which would have totally affected everyone who's now watched it, because they'd be watching some other video or doing something else instead - or made a completely different one about needing more cowbells and lesbians or something. Every action, every thought, every atom in the universe changes it forever. It's totally fucking bonkers insane, innit?
By: KlaxonCow. on 28 Dec 08, 07:53:01
If that shoe had smacked Bush in the face, then it would have changed everything. And I probably wouldn't have stumbled - looking through my older subscriptions for videos I've missed - to even be here to post this. And, of course, you definitely wouldn't have said "what if the shoe hit Bush" because in that alternative possibility which could have happened instead, it did hit him in the face.
By: KlaxonCow. on 28 Dec 08, 07:52:24
And it's not just that one tiny change. It's any tiny change. All tiny changes. All of them echo into the infinity and clash with each other - and that further changes the future, which echoes again and clashes with something else - and that changes it even more. And the maths tells us that this is exactly how it all actually works. For real. It's not just a mad thought at 2am - that is the truth and the reality right there.
By: KlaxonCow. on 28 Dec 08, 07:51:55
And so on. And so forth. Into infinity. To put it in your terms, the universe just splits and splits and splits. Forever. That chance encounter irrevocably changes the future forever - and as the radio waves and light from the Earth radiates out into space, and you've completely altered the future, where man travels out to meet aliens - it eventually changes the entire universe.
By: KlaxonCow. on 28 Dec 08, 07:51:04
But because you bumped into her, she's delayed three seconds which places her behind that bloke in the queue, instead of in front of him, and he doesn't look to see who's behind him in the queue. So he never asks the person behind the counter about her.
By: KlaxonCow. on 28 Dec 08, 07:50:40
If you hadn't bumped into your sister outside your room, then what would have happened is that your sister would have been in front of this other guy. And he recognised her off YouTube, so when he reached the counter he would have said "hey, is that the girl off the Internet?" to the person behind the counter.
By: KlaxonCow. on 28 Dec 08, 07:49:53
Yes, if you decided not to go out of your room and bump into your sister, for example, then, of course, your sister wouldn't have stopped to chat to you. But she was on the way out to the shops. So, by delaying even by two or three seconds, when she eventually got to the shop, she'd be standing in a different place in the queue to get served at the counter. Which would mean the person behind the counter would have to deal with customers in a different order.
By: KlaxonCow. on 28 Dec 08, 07:49:25
As you put it, the universe just splits and splits and splits as every tiny little difference makes everything after it go off in a completely different direction. And Chaos Theory is mathematical fact. That is exactly what happens. And it tells us something truly profound - every single action, no matter how big or small, reverberates FOREVER. Into the infinity. That there is no such thing, as far as the universe is concerned, as "a small action" or an inconsequential action.
By: KlaxonCow. on 28 Dec 08, 07:49:05
And it just keeps rolling through the numbers and the equations - the change snowballing, more and more air is displaced into places that it otherwise would never have been if the butterfly hadn't flapped its wings. And, so the example goes, this eventually accumulates and accumulates until it causes a tornado on the other side of the world.
By: KlaxonCow. on 28 Dec 08, 07:48:42
The air that was displaced gets blown by the wind. Because the air is in a slightly different configuration than it would have been if the butterfly hadn't flapped its wings, the air molecules end up in very slightly different places. And that affects other winds and the tiny cause can produce a bigger effect. And that tiny effect produces another bigger effect.
By: KlaxonCow. on 28 Dec 08, 07:48:08
The so-called "butterfly effect" - where, as the classic example goes, you've got a butterfly and it flaps its wings. And that displaces some air that, if it hadn't flapped its wings, wouldn't have been displaced. The tiniest, smallest, gentlest, most fragile and trivial change you can imagine - a butterfly flapping its wings. But that the tiny change it makes doing that will, indeed, reverberate and reverberate into infinity.
By: KlaxonCow. on 28 Dec 08, 07:47:39
Basically, they discovered that you could have very simple systems with very simple completely deterministic rules - and, yet, the tiniest imprecision in your measurements can throw your predictions of what the system will do next completely out of the window. What they discovered is that that thought you're having right now about whether the universe would shoot off in a completely different direction if something small was slightly different was a mathematical reality.
By: KlaxonCow. on 28 Dec 08, 07:47:18
And they noticed much the same thing Poincaré noticed - with even the tiniest difference in the measurements, then the predictions for what the weather would be like a month's time was completely and radically different. Unlike Poincaré, though, folks looked more deeply into it and discovered something revolutionary that completely upsets all of mankind's notions that he can predict or control anything. Chaos Theory.
By: KlaxonCow. on 28 Dec 08, 07:47:00
It was weather forecasters who eventually discovered it. Because, in order to make a weather prediction, they stick measurements of what the weather is like at the moment and then use "models" (based on all their observations of what the weather did in the past) to guess at what the weather is most likely to do next. Now, this stuff involves a major amount of number crunching. The Met Office has big supercomputers to plough through all the numbers and equations to make their predictions.
By: KlaxonCow. on 28 Dec 08, 07:46:14
He'd redo the equations with measurements that are only slightly more accurate - to 3 decimal places instead of 2 - and then would end up with a radically different result. This was such a bizarre thought to Poincaré that he thought he'd just fucked up, excused it away and didn't look into it any further. But he should have because then he'd have been the discoverer of Chaos Theory.
By: KlaxonCow. on 28 Dec 08, 07:45:49
But there was a problem. When he tried to extend that and do the same thing with three bodies, Poincaré noticed something really rather odd. With two bodies, if your measurements were slightly out - you only worked things out to 2 decimal places instead of 3 decimal places - then the results weren't much different. But when you tried the same thing with three bodies, even the tiniest difference in your measurements would eventually lead to completely different results.
By: KlaxonCow. on 28 Dec 08, 07:45:28
That is, if you've got yourself Newton's laws of motion and his theory of gravity, you should be able to work out how the planets and shit revolve around each other by just plugging some numbers into the equations. Now, if you do this with two bodies - like two planets or the Moon and the Earth or whatever - then you get nice clear results and you can accurately predict how these bodies are going to move around and spin around in each other's gravity and everything like that. Which is cool.
By: KlaxonCow. on 28 Dec 08, 07:45:01
Oh, yeah, sure, that totally happens. All the time. With absolutely everything. No, really, that's what "Chaos Theory" is all about - you're talking about "the Butterfly Effect" there. A clever French mathematical bloke called Poincaré accidentally discovered it with realising. He was trying to solve the so-called "three body" problem.