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TV Bloopers
Posted by: MalamuteKid

Video duration: 319 seconds

A bunch of bloopers/clips from TV

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i have that samurai ...
By: grimmjow1995. on 13 Nov 08, 22:40:45
i have that samurai sword

i agree!
By: deccorey. on 28 Oct 08, 20:50:46
i agree!

I know sarcasm you ...
By: desertblood666. on 28 Oct 08, 19:59:04
I know sarcasm you filthy brit. I was using it. America makes samurai swords and China founded Ford and Chevy trucks. But this is true: London is completly overunned with Islamic extremists

you thick cunt! ...
By: deccorey. on 27 Oct 08, 08:32:34
you thick cunt! never heard of sarcasm??

yes dumbass, ...
By: desertblood666. on 27 Oct 08, 02:52:16
yes dumbass, American's make samurai swords now.

Great thing is that ...
By: deSoIation. on 24 Oct 08, 17:04:59
Great thing is that the first man never stops talking

HAHAHA I love it ...
By: samnaps1. on 22 Oct 08, 22:55:15
HAHAHA I love it when the old men fight!!!!!! HAHAHA

was the sword an ...
By: deccorey. on 17 Oct 08, 12:32:47
was the sword an american made sword??

"no, i'm jewish" ...
By: Greenday678912345. on 17 Oct 08, 10:32:07
"no, i'm jewish" OMG. LOL!

hahaha
By: zoguzi701. on 12 Oct 08, 03:52:44
hahaha

i need to laugh.
By: chazlilz123. on 04 Oct 08, 22:58:43
i need to laugh.

Ooooh that got me ...
By: SteffenProductions. on 30 Sep 08, 20:36:54
Ooooh that got me god! Lol xD

i believe she's ...
By: MACKR3W69. on 16 Sep 08, 12:14:25
i believe she's playing patty cake with the floor

Hahaha the sword is ...
By: lavalizard3. on 08 Sep 08, 01:47:36
Hahaha the sword is the best. Advertising that it's tough and good for practicing with, then breaking it with a slight tap X-D

What happened to ...
By: ClassicMariah03. on 07 Sep 08, 01:49:44
What happened to the man at 2:11. I hope he didnt die :(

LOL DEY SUM GANGSTAZ
By: TiPPYxBAyBeE. on 05 Sep 08, 01:16:46
LOL DEY SUM GANGSTAZ

3:27 wtf?!
By: Goatse88. on 03 Sep 08, 17:42:50
3:27 wtf?!

in 1:59 its israeli ...
By: Dinuyasha19. on 03 Sep 08, 13:16:01
in 1:59 its israeli tv i saw that live lol

I proper miss "Your ...
By: Ridyard1985. on 21 Aug 08, 23:52:59
I proper miss "Your face or mine"!!

lol "So do you ...
By: 7FridayGirl109. on 13 Aug 08, 02:35:24
lol "So do you really beleive in Santa Clause?" "No, I'm Jewish!" fav part!

at 1:46 i could've ...
By: BBoyd27. on 08 Aug 08, 10:20:09
at 1:46 i could've swore one of the old guys people said "punch on punch on"

1:57 two legendary ...
By: DisappearingBoy88. on 06 Aug 08, 09:35:36
1:57 two legendary clips of old guys back to back ... one taking a swing at someone before falling, and then one passing out and knocking his head on a wooden table.

I wish my lawn was ...
By: SMWlevels. on 28 Jul 08, 09:14:47
I wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself

omg lest buy that ...
By: floriboy17. on 23 Jul 08, 00:48:34
omg lest buy that sword xD

that must hurt good ...
By: frombkk. on 19 Jul 08, 02:23:12
that must hurt good :)

Crazy Animals 2 Compilation
Posted by: MalamuteKid

Video duration: 415 seconds

Another compilation of animals doing crazy stuff
Song: Hellraiser by Ozzy Osbourne

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pinky is the most ...
By: edssdd. on 21 Nov 08, 15:34:35
pinky is the most awesome pet-of-the-week EVER!!

burger is gonna ...
By: MyEnglandDiaries. on 23 Oct 08, 03:11:42
burger is gonna kick your ass lmao haha I could not stop laughing when the cat was going up the guys leg and hes screaming like a baby lmao!!! i was crying from laughing so hard.

he's gonna need a ...
By: sistersuetube. on 20 Oct 08, 08:08:02
he's gonna need a rabies and a tetanus shot!!!

chidooooooo!!!! ...
By: superchiva001. on 17 Oct 08, 22:22:05
chidooooooo!!!! brother gooooooooodddd!

thanks for the ...
By: gambinotoo. on 27 Sep 08, 01:17:08
thanks for the great video......good tunes too! great compilation

2:53, "flipper the ...
By: chox30. on 03 Sep 08, 01:41:51
2:53, "flipper the dolphin in: back water slut 8"

5:50 was O*W*N*A*G* ...
By: ghostinthefog7. on 02 Sep 08, 03:24:31
5:50 was O*W*N*A*G*E*

my cat does tht ...
By: robCbrown. on 27 Aug 08, 14:19:48
my cat does tht whenever she sees a greyhound

I think the cat at ...
By: stakeelee. on 24 Aug 08, 11:29:06
I think the cat at the end is....feral!

lol at the start ...
By: StriFe860. on 17 Aug 08, 08:42:55
lol at the start murder cat strikes again!

who made the cat ...
By: napuakekai. on 17 Aug 08, 08:37:21
who made the cat like that? huh? the OWNER...hahahaha...that?s poor guy...that was hilarious

in the first one ...
By: payodes. on 08 Aug 08, 12:32:42
in the first one wtf is that stupid bastard doing to the cat??

...
By: irnman1120. on 18 Jul 08, 01:38:42
ahhahhahahaahhahahahahahahah that cat got him in the crotch and the dog was funny too

Lmao that rabbit ...
By: MapleFTW2012. on 03 Jul 08, 19:50:19
Lmao that rabbit ran the snake off

that's the coolest ...
By: krookmane7. on 15 Jun 08, 23:12:23
that's the coolest fucking polar bear. i want it.

what a very lovable ...
By: a1oldsmobile. on 04 Jun 08, 19:38:12
what a very lovable cat :)

"Hellraiser" by ...
By: MalamuteKid. on 18 May 08, 16:22:37
"Hellraiser" by Ozzy Osbourne

Whats the song ...
By: muhhhha. on 18 May 08, 15:36:12
Whats the song called?great and funny vid^^

omg wht waz w/ tht ...
By: badkookie. on 04 May 08, 23:58:47
omg wht waz w/ tht dog and hiz leg and ew dolphin porn

YA people r gunna ...
By: badkookie. on 04 May 08, 23:55:34
YA people r gunna wanna adopt tht cat... but i saw thiz and it rlly freakd me out tht must hav rlly hurt

IT WAS AWSOME
By: KingofWelshRugby. on 03 May 08, 20:52:13
IT WAS AWSOME

2:38 - 2:48 = O_o
By: LuvMyDog95. on 29 Apr 08, 21:25:31
2:38 - 2:48 = O_o

hahaha!!! i totally ...
By: LuvMyDog95. on 29 Apr 08, 21:24:03
hahaha!!! i totally agree!!

The dog going after ...
By: witchhat. on 28 Apr 08, 20:17:03
The dog going after his own foot always cracks me up.

OMFG i would break ...
By: gftzerh. on 28 Apr 08, 15:28:24
OMFG i would break its neck Im talking abut that cat at the beginning

Idiots 3 Compilation
Posted by: MalamuteKid

Video duration: 300 seconds

Another compilation of dumb stunts

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3:49 epic :DDD
By: strongid. on 23 Nov 08, 12:55:47
3:49 epic :DDD

2:26 is so weird!
By: skateboardergirl8909. on 23 Nov 08, 04:15:13
2:26 is so weird!

Alligator 1 - ...
By: 4iv3iii. on 22 Nov 08, 20:11:21
Alligator 1 - Entertainer 0

Did that first guy ...
By: JohnofBORGatWolf359. on 20 Nov 08, 01:38:12
Did that first guy break his leg?

dude 4:00 that guy ...
By: crazydrummer7075. on 19 Nov 08, 01:34:26
dude 4:00 that guy had to have dieg his head was out the window!!! thats y u wher seat belts

The horse branding ...
By: ScalerWave. on 18 Nov 08, 01:41:18
The horse branding guy was the best. The last one was terrible.

4:10 thats fucked up
By: rboyce010. on 17 Nov 08, 18:51:22
4:10 thats fucked up

was that siscors ...
By: iDonnyi. on 16 Nov 08, 05:22:37
was that siscors guy real?? That would really hurt.

last help!! o shit ...
By: killaindarknez. on 15 Nov 08, 19:15:37
last help!! o shit dude u got to help me right now CSL ROFL LOL LMAO

WOW! THE LAST ON ...
By: rsnegotiator. on 14 Nov 08, 00:09:00
WOW! THE LAST ON WAS CRAZY! he hit the rock hella hard bruh!

The last one was so ...
By: Venix946. on 13 Nov 08, 20:23:27
The last one was so epic...like when you smack a fish to a rock

4:22 was crazy
By: blancorum. on 13 Nov 08, 08:19:50
4:22 was crazy

Sounded like when ...
By: Venix946. on 12 Nov 08, 21:53:31
Sounded like when you smack a fish to a rock xD

I lol'd so bad at ...
By: Venix946. on 12 Nov 08, 21:51:43
I lol'd so bad at that

last one omg :P
By: qazxwerty. on 11 Nov 08, 20:23:33
last one omg :P

In Bloom-by nirvana
By: Bumplezipper. on 10 Nov 08, 17:15:52
In Bloom-by nirvana

4:25 real dragon :)
By: gluchy1985. on 10 Nov 08, 01:44:26
4:25 real dragon :)

4:19 What do you ...
By: smeketajs. on 09 Nov 08, 13:21:10
4:19 What do you know, dragons really exist! Lmao :D

2:20!!! omg
By: vladanime. on 09 Nov 08, 12:02:22
2:20!!! omg

come on bro thats ...
By: dxruler35. on 09 Nov 08, 02:10:59
come on bro thats in bloom by nirvana

hey whats the name ...
By: longrider238. on 08 Nov 08, 16:24:55
hey whats the name of the song?

Again...Darwin ...
By: Kockoliduu. on 07 Nov 08, 20:43:16
Again...Darwin Awards.

this shit makes my ...
By: NinjAroha. on 07 Nov 08, 13:32:06
this shit makes my bones hurt.

0:44 Fire In The ...
By: Shugo2007. on 07 Nov 08, 12:37:33
0:44 Fire In The Hole!! xD

The bull raped that ...
By: backkcountry4life. on 06 Nov 08, 15:52:27
The bull raped that guy at 2:45. lmao!

Sports Wipeouts
Posted by: MalamuteKid

Video duration: 297 seconds

A compilation of sports wipeouts collected from various websites.

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holy shit
By: burngod134. on 12 Nov 08, 00:40:39
holy shit

how is that funny?
By: TylerrJayy. on 09 Nov 08, 16:09:43
how is that funny?

1:30 that guy ...
By: definemark. on 07 Nov 08, 23:50:59
1:30 that guy bounced off the bar lmfao

...
By: DCL14. on 06 Nov 08, 18:01:14
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO at 4:43

awesome song!
By: sandmanthe901. on 05 Nov 08, 20:30:14
awesome song!

HAHAHA! LMAO!!! I ...
By: monkeygoat1507. on 16 Oct 08, 11:36:56
HAHAHA! LMAO!!! I think that 1st karate guy should buy himself a total gym so he can be like the mighty Chuck Norris:) Then he could break anything..

i pissed my self on ...
By: ryanjamesleeming. on 13 Oct 08, 17:55:41
i pissed my self on the very last one

haha 2:35 lol
By: 2ryan25. on 10 Oct 08, 23:58:33
haha 2:35 lol

Laff 2:25 looked so ...
By: Izdatsumrain. on 06 Oct 08, 05:53:05
Laff 2:25 looked so painful and humiliating but, watching it happen is full of win.

omfg i like shit my ...
By: sk8apunk666. on 01 Oct 08, 01:55:54
omfg i like shit my pants at the last clip

haha WTF
By: how2magic. on 30 Sep 08, 07:47:39
haha WTF

-.-
By: 3diamantidis. on 15 Sep 08, 15:35:59
-.-

tell me that didint ...
By: METALLICAmoe. on 15 Sep 08, 00:19:38
tell me that didint hurt

good job funny as ...
By: gearheadraceway. on 04 Sep 08, 01:46:20
good job funny as shit !!

Bet he wont walk ...
By: mediumraah. on 02 Sep 08, 15:56:47
Bet he wont walk again,lol

lol
By: geckoisgiko. on 31 Aug 08, 14:28:36
lol

OUCH!!
By: ThomasMB123. on 28 Aug 08, 18:45:13
OUCH!!

yea.. i made this ...
By: MalamuteKid. on 27 Aug 08, 02:09:45
yea.. i made this compilation a long time ago, and movie maker was being a real pain in the ass, the editinig for this video turned out like crap

stop excatly on 2: ...
By: dhmancam. on 27 Aug 08, 00:54:57
stop excatly on 2:59 .... wtf

hilarious
By: ausomeskater4. on 08 Aug 08, 23:26:51
hilarious

cheating PENALITY ...
By: warcrime53. on 01 Aug 08, 13:32:03
cheating PENALITY 5 MIN lol hahahahhaa

WHEELCHAIR LOL OMFG
By: oreosoccer. on 01 Aug 08, 05:46:13
WHEELCHAIR LOL OMFG

lol the wheelchair ...
By: shawnentz. on 28 Jul 08, 03:27:38
lol the wheelchair made the whole video

lol that shit was ...
By: gomayo32. on 08 Jul 08, 23:35:01
lol that shit was funny

omg i couldnt stop ...
By: kidnamedkyle. on 07 Jul 08, 09:16:21
omg i couldnt stop laughen... dudes im crying ahhh thth was good

Brian Peppers in Pokemon -mod-
Posted by: MalamuteKid

Video duration: 130 seconds

***UPDATE***
-The old download link expired, I've replaced it with a new one. If it expires again, please message me and I'll reupload it. - 4/2/08
Now available for download!:
http://www.megaup load.com/?d=0K9WCMF8
Note: you need an emulator to play this on your PC, or you can use a transfer cable to play on your gameboy

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That hurts. :(
By: MalamuteKid. on 12 Nov 08, 02:09:57
That hurts. :(

well done!!! ...
By: chilenoygordo. on 12 Nov 08, 01:12:07
well done!!! hahahha... fucking hilarious, hehe

your SUCKS!! this ...
By: laarvitar. on 12 Nov 08, 00:56:59
your SUCKS!! this pokemon are uglyiest FUCKING ever you cockSUCKER..........fuck you mama

hahahaha at my ...
By: joeangus. on 06 Nov 08, 01:44:29
hahahaha at my school some kid printed off tons of pages that said "bryan peppers is watching you poop" and put them up in the grade 6 bathrooom

what, the, fuck...?
By: yaanri. on 05 Nov 08, 16:18:27
what, the, fuck...?

He is the ...
By: russianpeanut. on 26 Oct 08, 20:16:33
He is the incarnation of evil... And rape. So... much.... rape....

brian peppers is a ...
By: mrnoodles44. on 25 Oct 08, 17:04:46
brian peppers is a rapist let out of jail and when ppl saw him on news they put his face all over the internet lol

brian peppers is a ...
By: mikeyk777. on 09 Oct 08, 23:52:45
brian peppers is a midget rapist in a wheel chair

Oh! Oh! Brian ...
By: Duvmasta. on 08 Oct 08, 22:40:49
Oh! Oh! Brian Peppers should also be able to learn Pound, Sweet Kiss, Glare, Leer, Attract, Covet, Bone Club, Bone Rush, and String Shot!

the battle song is ...
By: tomforce666. on 08 Oct 08, 21:50:31
the battle song is for chrono trigger my favorite game

his parents were ...
By: shortmasters. on 08 Oct 08, 01:24:34
his parents were siblings so he was born with multiple disorders and he molested children.

wtf
By: TheGreatVanessa. on 07 Oct 08, 21:56:18
wtf

that sucked that ...
By: TheGreatVanessa. on 07 Oct 08, 21:55:16
that sucked that really really sucked

someone plz tell me ...
By: KamJohnnyC. on 06 Oct 08, 02:00:58
someone plz tell me who or what brian peppers is.

I love the song of ...
By: itachiuchiha201. on 05 Oct 08, 00:15:55
I love the song of chrono trigger lol & brian peppers looks so funny lmao

A rapist
By: H3HelpNow. on 20 Sep 08, 20:07:25
A rapist

who is brian?!!?"! ...
By: zio5q. on 20 Sep 08, 16:08:21
who is brian?!!?"! wtf man?

lol lmao but who is ...
By: belrock1. on 15 Sep 08, 16:42:08
lol lmao but who is brian peppers?

...
By: xojimmixo. on 13 Sep 08, 12:42:58
MWAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA 5 STAR!

brian peppers song? ...
By: MalamuteKid. on 31 Aug 08, 20:22:32
brian peppers song? it's in the game chrono trigger, idk the name, i think its "Jurassic Rhythm"

what´s the song ...
By: EttoKokonoe. on 31 Aug 08, 04:46:30
what´s the song that appears in the battle?

Good job
By: DoggyBand. on 27 Aug 08, 17:18:29
Good job

"niver seen " - ...
By: MalamuteKid. on 25 Aug 08, 22:51:15
"niver seen " -FAIL 7 favorite videos of glowsticks = FAIL 1 video of yours: "Bell pot hacking" + "Age: 19" = FAIL PS: have fun at your next larping convention, gremo2k7

i have niver seen ...
By: gremo2k7. on 25 Aug 08, 22:38:57
i have niver seen fail of a scale of this sort... i need a bigger tape to messure this kinda fail.

...
By: lukashasabighead. on 23 Aug 08, 22:30:32
soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo emooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bike Crashes
Posted by: MalamuteKid

Video duration: 145 seconds

A compilation of bike / motorbike crashes

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Hilarious Compilation
Posted by: MalamuteKid

Video duration: 310 seconds

A bunch of hilarious video clips put together, with Everlong by the Foo Fighters

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dude!! the guy at ...
By: tiguy225. on 12 Nov 08, 23:46:47
dude!! the guy at the beggining hahaha i laughed so much

no but its like ...
By: catcow69. on 17 Sep 08, 19:14:10
no but its like fuckd up in a serious way man i wish really to see that kid stab his dad it was 100% not funnyWTF!!

I agree. It's the ...
By: trickyart. on 15 Sep 08, 02:23:33
I agree. It's the length of time that he keeps it up for, too.

wow dude that one ...
By: catcow69. on 18 May 08, 08:37:22
wow dude that one dad with his kid is fucking HORRIBLE!...

WTF with the gun??? ...
By: MaddenPGA. on 18 Apr 08, 03:49:38
WTF with the gun???? is he dead?

Fu*@ Iraq, lol WTF ...
By: vassili1987. on 08 Mar 08, 20:38:52
Fu*@ Iraq, lol WTF was that dude doing to that kid, I pissed myself laughing for 10 minuits straight...

lol the soldiers in ...
By: snwbrdr123321. on 02 Feb 08, 21:59:12
lol the soldiers in iraq

1:59...priceless!
By: Banedsigh. on 27 Jan 08, 03:25:11
1:59...priceless!

im not sure if i ...
By: SteveyMevey. on 04 Jan 08, 03:46:14
im not sure if i should give u a thumbs p or down......hmmmm..........

...
By: TrimTOODLE. on 31 Dec 07, 20:25:27
mgfjytfuiytrfyyyyfyfyy do u agree ???????

amen to that lol, ...
By: MalamuteKid. on 28 Dec 07, 23:20:27
amen to that lol, just saw the south park episode about it yesterday too

Tom Cruise vid was ...
By: tokcsi. on 28 Dec 07, 22:41:25
Tom Cruise vid was funny :D Scientology is a sack o bullshit+

dont torture babys ...
By: Uagathy1. on 11 Nov 07, 08:54:21
dont torture babys -.-

that kid is goin to ...
By: shambosse. on 11 Nov 07, 04:12:30
that kid is goin to be traumatised for the rest of his life

those marines are ...
By: charlesfrhutchinson. on 26 Oct 07, 13:06:16
those marines are going to have a great time cleaning their rifles lol!

that little kid ...
By: Monkeyboy761. on 30 Sep 07, 03:08:58
that little kid sounded like GIR screaing lol

the baby,another ...
By: RatchetCommando. on 16 Sep 07, 23:17:24
the baby,another example of great parenting,whattah fag

little kid got ...
By: Ryan50c. on 27 Aug 07, 01:58:13
little kid got OWNED.

Fucking immature ...
By: Panther1799. on 08 Jul 07, 00:15:37
Fucking immature father, that one. Still funny though. :P

poor little kid
By: CoolArun. on 26 Jun 07, 15:01:48
poor little kid

The snowman was ...
By: sealsniper. on 14 Jun 07, 02:07:25
The snowman was genious. Scaring the little kid was both wrong and funny at the same time.

FUCK IRAQ! FUCK ...
By: mattberger420. on 11 Jun 07, 02:38:48
FUCK IRAQ! FUCK IRAQ! HAHAHAH!

HAHAHA Fuck Iraq
By: GhettoBlaine. on 08 Jun 07, 05:35:53
HAHAHA Fuck Iraq

the first one was ...
By: kevineiln. on 23 May 07, 12:26:28
the first one was funny. so was when the car tire started rolling lol. especially the snowman perfect timing lol

Skater Pain 2
Posted by: MalamuteKid

Video duration: 245 seconds

I merged a bunch of clips of skaters wiping out on the net and put it to music

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Feeding my turtle & fish
Posted by: MalamuteKid

Video duration: 306 seconds

hand feeding my turtle, feeding frenzy in tank

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Nice setup! ...
By: Sucio16. on 19 Nov 08, 09:31:23
Nice setup! Thinking of getting myself a turtle too. Nice touch with the Van Halen,haha.

idk, its not a uv ...
By: MalamuteKid. on 04 Oct 08, 01:46:24
idk, its not a uv light, just standard aquarium spectrum light

So what wattage do ...
By: jamesrobert13. on 03 Oct 08, 22:06:50
So what wattage do you have if it's just reagular aquarium light?:)cool turtle to he's awesome:)

To give you a ...
By: marvininniss. on 29 May 08, 01:59:20
To give you a slightly more detailed answer, turtles come up for air because they have completely developed lungs. However, some turtles actually can breathe underwater by pulling in water through their nostrils into their mouths, and extracting oxygen as the water goes from their mouths down their throats. Others can extract oxygen from water pulled in through their anal openings (which they excrete AND reproduce out of! triple function).

they already got ...
By: MalamuteKid. on 08 May 08, 21:53:10
they already got massaccred by an electric blue cichlid

those pacus are ...
By: chrisappear. on 06 May 08, 20:49:42
those pacus are gunna get HUGE

i dont use a ...
By: MalamuteKid. on 19 Apr 08, 00:31:12
i dont use a special heat or UV light, my aquarium light works fine for him. he's extremely easy to take care of too, the whole tank is, i dont even have to clean it and its still crystal clear. ill send u a message with more info

hi im gettin a musk ...
By: DopeyGansta. on 18 Apr 08, 18:53:22
hi im gettin a musk turtle soon i cnt wait can u do a vid on it plz show the heaating lighting as werll plz and do a care vid if you dnt mind? also wat fish help clean your tank

yeah! For a VERY ...
By: CresentCresaunt13. on 12 Apr 08, 16:17:22
yeah! For a VERY long time!

musk turtles are ...
By: malitano. on 25 Mar 08, 08:02:08
musk turtles are more aquatic than normal turtle species. they are good swimmers and do not bask often.

No. They hold their ...
By: Lizarrdo. on 25 Mar 08, 00:55:08
No. They hold their breath underwater.

Dont laugh at me ...
By: kuelproductions. on 23 Mar 08, 23:28:27
Dont laugh at me lol but do turtles breath in water?

pregnant guppy
By: MalamuteKid. on 17 Mar 08, 23:33:38
pregnant guppy

is the 3/4 black ...
By: amourkellie. on 17 Mar 08, 22:43:55
is the 3/4 black guppy pregnant or is that a mollie?

oh, thanks.
By: Lizarrdo. on 16 Mar 08, 16:51:45
oh, thanks.

well since they are ...
By: SnipeZ850. on 15 Mar 08, 23:38:01
well since they are similar to box turtles, there young can do what young box turtles do.. and that is swim when there young, after they grow up they sink like a rock in water

My old one swam. I ...
By: Lizarrdo. on 15 Mar 08, 21:07:05
My old one swam. I then gave it to someone else.

omg love love love ...
By: oOXxxShadowxxXOo. on 08 Mar 08, 07:18:53
omg love love love 5/5 well done awesome person

Nice video! It has ...
By: wedge02. on 16 Feb 08, 19:22:51
Nice video! It has a awesome quality!

lizzardo malayan ...
By: SnipeZ850. on 16 Feb 08, 12:34:06
lizzardo malayan snail-eating turtles are box turtles so they cant swim

no, its not lol. ...
By: MalamuteKid. on 07 Feb 08, 10:47:34
no, its not lol. its a musk turtle, my friend found it in his pool

Wait this is my ...
By: Lizarrdo. on 07 Feb 08, 03:31:07
Wait this is my second comment but is that a malayan snail-eating turtle? If it is make more videos of it. Those turtles were my favorite! 100000/5

Nice. 5/5
By: Lizarrdo. on 07 Feb 08, 03:28:59
Nice. 5/5

hey Michaela! ...
By: MalamuteKid. on 06 Feb 08, 02:49:15
hey Michaela! thanks!

hey Cory its ...
By: kayla1056930. on 05 Feb 08, 02:51:32
hey Cory its Michaela cool video!

New fish tank
Posted by: MalamuteKid

Video duration: 263 seconds

New 40 gallon tank, containing 4 fancy guppies, 2 mollies, 2 golden dojos, 2 yoyo loaches, 1 musk turtle, 2 african dwarf frogs, 1 pleco, 1 rosy red minnow, 1 flathead minnow, 1 tiger barb, 3 ghost catfish

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Great slection of ...
By: juggimc911. on 25 Oct 08, 20:12:05
Great slection of fish but you should add like 2 more rosyreds

are any of those ...
By: InFaHazel. on 24 Aug 08, 06:22:17
are any of those plants real ? you should get some real plants in the tank if you do not all ready

he does have an ...
By: MalamuteKid. on 13 Jun 08, 01:24:25
he does have an island to bask musk turtles are water turtles he never willingly leaves the water, he's always swimming around or floating on plants and he's happy and friendly

dude take the ...
By: Gumbyx305. on 13 Jun 08, 00:07:08
dude take the turtle out its stressfull for him musk turtles are not supposed to be in that much water and u dont even have a pot for him to land or bask smh

u can see 2 of them ...
By: MalamuteKid. on 09 May 08, 22:36:48
u can see 2 of them in the video

you should add a ...
By: ilovejesseumccartney. on 09 May 08, 00:43:05
you should add a african dwarf clawed frog

plz lol
By: DopeyGansta. on 21 Apr 08, 15:12:47
plz lol

maybe when i get ...
By: MalamuteKid. on 20 Apr 08, 18:51:08
maybe when i get some time to do one, but why do you want a video so bad for it? i told u everything in a pm...

thx wen are you ...
By: DopeyGansta. on 20 Apr 08, 17:57:03
thx wen are you going to do a care and setup vid on your musk turtle

the white box is ...
By: MalamuteKid. on 20 Apr 08, 17:53:30
the white box is just a label on the bottom of the fish tank i forgot to take off lol the basking area is in the top right, but he doesn't bask anyway,but he'll rest up their every so often, along with the frog and golden dojo

whats the box in ...
By: DopeyGansta. on 20 Apr 08, 17:48:05
whats the box in the tank wer is the baskin area?

well, you saw the ...
By: MalamuteKid. on 21 Mar 08, 13:32:44
well, you saw the tank during a bacterial bloom. now, it is crystal clear, and I barely need to do any work at all. all the animals in the tank eat everything, so I don't have to clean anything. their waste is taken care of by other animals, and the filter

WOW this is an ...
By: PearlyKatze. on 21 Mar 08, 02:13:49
WOW this is an amazing fish tank. I know how much is involved in the opkeep and maintaining them and my credit goes out to you for doing this great clip and awesome job with them. They all look so healthy and happy too. :)

to breathe.. he ...
By: MalamuteKid. on 03 Mar 08, 20:53:28
to breathe.. he goes to the surface.. no trouble at all also, there is always fresh air being pumped through the water (not in this video, check out the other one), and the fresh air will go through the top of the tank and then out of the tank

hi. nice tank, but ...
By: 0greenleg. on 03 Mar 08, 19:17:41
hi. nice tank, but how does ur turtle get up to breathe? not having any trouble, is he?

I have been keeping ...
By: Polska675. on 06 Feb 08, 03:21:59
I have been keeping fish for a while now, so maybe watch your tiger barb he might kill the guppies.

you should get some ...
By: fishbreeder87. on 31 Jan 08, 17:45:08
you should get some rocks

awsome set up na ...
By: crazylastman. on 30 Jan 08, 04:12:11
awsome set up na nice fish frogs an turtles..wat light do u use for a basking light do u use

sure also, this ...
By: MalamuteKid. on 19 Jan 08, 14:53:47
sure also, this video of my tank doesnt look too good, i had a bacterial bloom, but now it looks awesome and is crystal clear

Oh thanks.. Can we ...
By: wakeboarder3996. on 19 Jan 08, 04:06:22
Oh thanks.. Can we keep in touch on how to set up and know about this types of aquariums.. i really want one of these

he has a turtle ...
By: MalamuteKid. on 19 Jan 08, 00:41:20
he has a turtle rock in there, a little thing that is attached to the side via suction cups. he can go on top of it if he wishes, but he's never willingly brought his whole body out of water. he's purely a water turtle, but will sometimes go on the rock just enough to have his head at the surface, he sleeps that way, or on top of the heater

dont the turtles ...
By: wakeboarder3996. on 18 Jan 08, 22:25:40
dont the turtles need a place to rest though?

no i havent had any ...
By: MalamuteKid. on 16 Jan 08, 20:19:10
no i havent had any fighting. when i first put the golden dojos int here, the turtle saw the ones wiggling tail and bit it. the dojo threw him up and he almost reached the surface, then landing on the back of his shell. he learned his lesson XD . other than that, they're all peaceful, even during feeding.

i heard the turtles ...
By: wakeboarder3996. on 16 Jan 08, 03:14:26
i heard the turtles would eat a lot of the fishes and the frogs.. i also want to have a tank like this but i want my fish, frogs and turtles to be peaceful..Has there been any fighting goin on in there?

throw an oscar or ...
By: mapIebandlt. on 11 Jan 08, 08:09:24
throw an oscar or red devil in there and see magic.

Wildwood Vacation - Chili Peppers Parody
Posted by: MalamuteKid

Video duration: 134 seconds

I made a music video for a song from WMMR 93.3 Philadelphia. Instead of Californication, it's Wildwood Vacation. If you've ever been to Wildwood, New Jersey, you would understand this video.

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Pictures of Pwnage
Posted by: MalamuteKid

Video duration: 208 seconds

A collection of random pictures of people+animals getting pwned
Music - Unchained - Van Halen

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Evolution in Action
Posted by: MalamuteKid

Video duration: 270 seconds

A Tribute to Charles Darwin
A collection of stupid stunts, many have been in my other videos, so dont complain-i warned you
Music: Vaughandrix - Chargeworld.com

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Mugshot Hall of Fame
Posted by: MalamuteKid

Video duration: 120 seconds

This'll give you an idea of some of the freaks that end up in prison. All of these mugshots are 100% real.

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Mugshot Hall of Fame 2
Posted by: MalamuteKid

Video duration: 249 seconds

*Think a picture in here needs captioning? I've uploaded a zip with all the original images, plus more that aren't in the video.
Link: http://www.mediafire .com/?c1m2lemfybl
I felt that the MHoF needed an update, so I've doubled the amount of mugshots in this one. These are all real mugshots that I've saved from articles and thesmokinggun.com .

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Cosmo vs Beef - Epic Battle
Posted by: MalamuteKid

Video duration: 62 seconds

Can Cosmo resist the almighty beef?

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Cosmo is smiling xD
By: Pawlerskates. on 25 Feb 08, 01:35:15
Cosmo is smiling xD

I agree all dogs do ...
By: Vtwinsp1. on 29 Dec 07, 21:32:09
I agree all dogs do this,cracked me up lol :)

cerebulon wtf this ...
By: jrstickworld. on 26 Dec 07, 18:38:48
cerebulon wtf this isnt animal cruelty this is just fun...ever heard of it?

How can you ...
By: burtontool. on 29 Nov 07, 17:37:20
How can you possible consider that animal cruelty?

Cosmo looks manic.
By: WaterPong. on 14 Oct 07, 19:00:27
Cosmo looks manic.

get a life dude. I ...
By: MalamuteKid. on 07 Sep 07, 10:13:48
get a life dude. I love animals, and all my pets live here like a luxurious hotel. This is just a trick he does, he's still getting a giant piece of beef anyway. He likes the trick because he gets the huge reward, but because it is close to his nose, he will flip up his lip, and try to lick it sometimes. You really are the dumbest fuck alive.

What sick, sick ...
By: cerebulon. on 07 Sep 07, 05:11:08
What sick, sick animal cruelty. I am ridiculously offended! So, I guess you are the next Michael Vick, huh. Shameless.

no, he didnt help ...
By: MalamuteKid. on 05 Jul 07, 01:11:05
no, he didnt help me with the music. He played this song a year ago, and when I put this on the computer I thought that would be good 'battle' music. As with attacking neighbors, I plan to teach him to bite people in the balls on command XD

Cory, this is a ...
By: zoomdweebie69. on 04 Jul 07, 17:19:32
Cory, this is a cool vid, and I like the music choice. I am sure my brother helped you with the music, goes great with the footage. Now you just need to film one of cosmo attacking a neighbor or someone with those large incisors! Uncle Todd.

no, I taught him ...
By: MalamuteKid. on 03 Jul 07, 03:33:39
no, I taught him that :p Hes caught food in the air off his nose before, but he doesnt normally do it

Who trained that ...
By: JMDProductions07. on 03 Jul 07, 00:41:36
Who trained that dog?!?!? Your mom? Now he just nees to catch it in the air. Get training Nora!

try this with a ...
By: borntwice872. on 01 Jul 07, 19:08:35
try this with a peice of cheese. my dog knows how 2 do this too

lol, nah, hes a ...
By: MalamuteKid. on 28 Jun 07, 00:13:47
lol, nah, hes a happy dog. he never hurts anything. he wasn't growling or anything. He loves beef, he was just having a hard time resisting it. "Hold still" was just a simple trick I taught him a while ago. He can do it with anything fine, except when I use meat, he can barely resist

he can barely ...
By: omgthatname. on 27 Jun 07, 22:00:00
he can barely resist taking your fingers off

lol yay new video!! ...
By: stickmen1113. on 26 Jun 07, 23:11:53
lol yay new video!! cosmo won! nice video!! 5/5 stars!

no, I just told him ...
By: MalamuteKid. on 26 Jun 07, 17:25:32
no, I just told him not to eat it, he can barely resist

>.> ........... ...
By: omgthatname. on 26 Jun 07, 15:26:07
>.> ...........Rabies?

first View & first ...
By: CoolArun. on 26 Jun 07, 15:05:30
first View & first Comment

Skater Pain
Posted by: MalamuteKid

Video duration: 146 seconds

A compilation of skaters wiping out and crashing. These are just a bunch of clips I found on the internet with music from Nirvana. If you are one of the retards who was in it and you want credit, message me.

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AAW, shit, that ...
By: swordaen. on 06 Sep 08, 13:24:48
AAW, shit, that last one, u heard his helmet, go craack

painful
By: results909. on 25 Jul 08, 20:50:18
painful

painful
By: results909. on 25 Jul 08, 20:49:43
painful

to those of you ...
By: Sk8terGurl911. on 10 Mar 08, 00:50:15
to those of you wearing helmets, yerr not as stupid as you might seem. ha. sick vid tho...

oh hey, check out ...
By: MalamuteKid. on 09 Jan 08, 23:04:58
oh hey, check out my latest video, just for you buddy

oh yeah, i'm scared ...
By: MalamuteKid. on 09 Jan 08, 21:07:11
oh yeah, i'm scared you're going to smack me with a skateboard. Its bad enough that you're not even man enought to fight real, but i've seen your video. you and your 4th grade friends won't do shit, and you suck at skating too. I know you're sad that you're not good enough to get into this video, but i'm going to add urs in as a tribute to how much you suck.

haha malamute your ...
By: imshittingvideos. on 09 Jan 08, 10:43:42
haha malamute your a balless coward.grab a board and ill beat the shit out of you.a retard is the definition of you.

when you filming a ...
By: dibbuck. on 18 Dec 07, 20:44:15
when you filming a video called "skater pain" make sure your subjects wear helmets

fuckin tard bladers ...
By: ZeroOrDie1989. on 18 Dec 07, 20:36:37
fuckin tard bladers deserve that shit hahahahah.

duude that must ...
By: LoggeMogge. on 18 Dec 07, 18:44:46
duude that must have hurt so much.

i like watching ...
By: NoMoSpam. on 01 Oct 07, 23:02:22
i like watching skaters eating concrete, the little fagz deserve it for annoying the rest of us

dude this video is ...
By: zerolohland. on 23 Sep 07, 21:56:08
dude this video is TOO savage I think i fainted twice -hero

wow my front side ...
By: rockinchika30. on 13 Sep 07, 23:48:40
wow my front side board slide fucking killed me today i mean wow i broke my arm

Fuck this video had ...
By: XRanrX0ShAnLy. on 12 Sep 07, 23:47:29
Fuck this video had me gripping my chin!! Check out 2:10!!!!!!!!!

how people can be ...
By: CIACHciach. on 25 Aug 07, 23:08:00
how people can be stupid...

EEEKS!>_<
By: PunkPrincessLuji. on 11 Aug 07, 11:42:03
EEEKS!>_

there's a little ...
By: krissaxxjane. on 06 Aug 07, 21:56:56
there's a little thing called a helmet. the pain wouldn't hurt as hell.

the first guy when ...
By: matthockey07. on 03 Aug 07, 02:35:41
the first guy when the video started was a dumbshit

lol 1:35 why would ...
By: blackets. on 21 Jul 07, 17:25:19
lol 1:35 why would u even try that 0.0

2 words : suicidel ...
By: david12341234. on 06 Jul 07, 21:45:18
2 words : suicidel ownage!

nah, i think a ...
By: MalamuteKid. on 30 Jun 07, 03:26:34
nah, i think a bandaid would fix it :P I doubt they would amputate it anyway, with all our modern day medical technology it could probably be fixed.

the 3rd one looks ...
By: xhalo2spartan27. on 30 Jun 07, 02:31:33
the 3rd one looks absolutly horrible that had to hurt might of had to amputate it

Ow fuck it reminds ...
By: CarinaIsAwesome. on 28 Jun 07, 20:21:04
Ow fuck it reminds of the show scarred without the bones poping out lol

actually.. prety ...
By: gzr0. on 20 Jun 07, 04:08:40
actually.. prety much all of them cracked me up

lmao at the 00:18 ...
By: gzr0. on 20 Jun 07, 04:06:09
lmao at the 00:18 one

Peanuts the Squirrel p2
Posted by: MalamuteKid

Video duration: 209 seconds

Another video of the tamest, most domestic squirrel in all of human existence.

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Name this turtle
Posted by: MalamuteKid

Video duration: 14 seconds

This little guy doesn't have a name yet, does anyone have any suggestions? He's a baby musk turtle and he's like the size of a quarter

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Hot chick gets laid
Posted by: MalamuteKid

Video duration: 283 seconds

most amazing youtube ever- watch through whole thing

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Epic Splooge
Posted by: MalamuteKid

Video duration: 9 seconds

Matt shows some of his great skills
sorry about the red x, i have no idea how to get that thing off its pissing me off

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