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Card trick
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Card trick

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man u did fast and ...
By: danloth. on 23 Nov 08, 19:01:03
man u did fast and look like real magic u doing great

awesome trick :-D
By: FruShark. on 23 Nov 08, 17:51:40
awesome trick :-D

Very, very nice. ...
By: roaringrockets. on 23 Nov 08, 15:15:07
Very, very nice. Unlike most of the "magic" posted on YouTube, which consists of amateurish fumbling which gives away all the "moves," this routine is rehearsed, smooth and professional. Congratulations.

fake i mine you ...
By: gramnise. on 22 Nov 08, 23:39:20
fake i mine you cut the part whit the 10 and with the king

wow cool trick
By: show14man. on 22 Nov 08, 20:46:39
wow cool trick

this is jumping ...
By: almostSk8Maniac. on 22 Nov 08, 15:06:46
this is jumping gemini, done so smooth, gratz m8

daaaamn you have a ...
By: ninjax261. on 22 Nov 08, 14:12:37
daaaamn you have a good sleight of hand- tried that on my friends once- and it showed...lol now they never believ my card tricks

no its ...practise ...
By: 204YoungGuitarist204. on 22 Nov 08, 12:24:51
no its ...practise makes perfect ,but noeones perfect ,so why pracice. =D

haha thats a good ...
By: Horge711. on 22 Nov 08, 04:34:59
haha thats a good trick

On June the 10th ...
By: MadMarshall123. on 22 Nov 08, 04:14:43
On June the 10th 1993 a small girl was found dead in a well outside of Tokyo. Another was found a day later? outside of London and the next week a small boy was found in a well outside of Dallas. If you do not repost this at least 5 times in the next hour they wull find you and devour your flesh for food and drink you blood. You have been warned! p.s i ain't takin chances!

your right, " ...
By: 0aquariusw0. on 22 Nov 08, 00:56:14
your right, "practice makes perfect". that is not true. "perfect practice makes perfect". i learned this from my sempi in karate. it makes alot of sense.

you have great ...
By: 0aquariusw0. on 22 Nov 08, 00:54:36
you have great sleight of hand. i know how you did it,(i wont reveal) but that was one of the best routines on youtube.

lol so many double ...
By: grkbouzoukiplayer. on 22 Nov 08, 00:25:47
lol so many double lifts

sorry, this 'n' ...
By: KevZabuza. on 22 Nov 08, 00:20:26
sorry, this 'n' that trick is better, but this is a good trick i guess

this card trick is ...
By: usertops. on 21 Nov 08, 23:33:22
this card trick is called: "The Jumping Gemini" i already know how to do this trick.. practice makes perfect but nobody is perfect so don't practice... wahahahahaha my motto of my own...

you are a demon ...
By: XchrismurphyX. on 21 Nov 08, 23:12:49
you are a demon and you are messing with the minds of innocent people that was amazing

???
By: orangepinkredyellow. on 21 Nov 08, 23:08:05
???

Huh1!?!!?!? :P
By: emretje12. on 21 Nov 08, 19:36:10
Huh1!?!!?!? :P

This is an easy ...
By: kakekim. on 21 Nov 08, 14:37:55
This is an easy trick, but he did perform it really well! By the way, look closely at the kings near the end. He doesnt actually show us four different kings.. He shows us the King of Diamonds and King of Clubs twice! hehe.. Still - its a cool trick!

hey please watch my ...
By: oaoaoas. on 21 Nov 08, 13:38:28
hey please watch my new video called: THE BEST CARD CHANGE IN THE WORLD

you're awesome!
By: rhonstarr. on 21 Nov 08, 06:56:28
you're awesome!

eazy. =PP xDD
By: xiah123lover. on 21 Nov 08, 04:20:47
eazy. =PP xDD

fucking bullshit, ...
By: pauljan1988. on 21 Nov 08, 01:18:26
fucking bullshit, upload yourself doing it or stfu and respect other people's skills

No way! That is ...
By: pauljan1988. on 21 Nov 08, 01:17:57
No way! That is amazing, applaud that man

Very Cool
By: 88GuitarGuy88. on 21 Nov 08, 00:51:33
Very Cool

Atomic bomb
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Atomic bomb

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No it's not. ...
By: barflewk. on 21 Nov 08, 12:04:20
No it's not. Hydrogen Bomb wasn't developed until 1952. This is an A-Bomb test from 1946. Moron.

en el subaru no ...
By: Anabel8264. on 02 Nov 08, 11:09:27
en el subaru no levantas ni a una gata, ese carro en 5 años va a ser un monton de basura y costara 5000 dolares, es una aberracion lo que estas porquerias japonesas estan haciendo.

STFU, its for ...
By: kingthing431. on 02 Nov 08, 05:29:42
STFU, its for SCIENCE

Now matter what, ...
By: Johnabraytis. on 01 Nov 08, 23:13:16
Now matter what, these nuclear explosions are cool!

destroyin our own ...
By: jackal0008. on 30 Oct 08, 11:17:53
destroyin our own planet....how many acquatic being might have perished.....?

this is a hydrogen ...
By: Spartan117A1. on 30 Oct 08, 00:59:08
this is a hydrogen bomb moron

i know, good aint ...
By: gaz691. on 29 Oct 08, 13:06:45
i know, good aint it, i think that you would think diffrent about the rag heads if they killed your dad.

that was week...
By: vegadomis32988. on 29 Oct 08, 06:27:50
that was week...

you fucking dick ...
By: phsycobillyfreakout. on 29 Oct 08, 04:09:29
you fucking dick head you are as mean as george bush

brutal
By: kornforewer. on 26 Oct 08, 14:23:05
brutal

we dont have ...
By: foodeater398. on 24 Oct 08, 03:12:34
we dont have fission bombs anymore asshole

its sad how we're ...
By: kincaid110. on 15 Oct 08, 09:05:09
its sad how we're doind this to OUR OWN planet

People can make ...
By: Keetbix. on 12 Oct 08, 19:04:31
People can make things that are astonishing to the human eye...its just amazing

WHAT THE FU- ...
By: cautionthisissparta. on 06 Oct 08, 22:44:50
WHAT THE FU- AUUUUHHHHHHHHHEUHHEUHhH UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

they should drop a ...
By: gaz691. on 04 Oct 08, 13:11:45
they should drop a few of these susckers on iraq

kl. well sort of
By: pinch123456789. on 03 Oct 08, 22:13:07
kl. well sort of

gods like ohh yes i ...
By: RichClone. on 27 Sep 08, 18:08:18
gods like ohh yes i was constipated for so long whew XD

that is the bombing ...
By: polmno. on 20 Sep 08, 00:49:02
that is the bombing of hiroshima.

yeah isnt that the ...
By: polmno. on 20 Sep 08, 00:46:51
yeah isnt that the bombing of hiroshima.

get me one of those ...
By: birdfly43. on 08 Sep 08, 00:46:52
get me one of those we go fishing

I bet they REALLY ...
By: demon4411. on 07 Sep 08, 19:07:19
I bet they REALLY didnt see that coming + now they all have radiation poisoning

why the hell did u ...
By: sik50z. on 06 Sep 08, 12:06:34
why the hell did u need to do that a grenade would of done fine

why need goggles??? ...
By: theriseofheaven. on 05 Sep 08, 21:44:57
why need goggles???you can see perfectly

get youtube ...
By: harvesterofsand. on 05 Sep 08, 03:11:37
get youtube downloader, then download the video and later with the same program convert to WMV

how do i download ...
By: mugenunite. on 03 Sep 08, 21:49:22
how do i download it and turn it into a wmv video

Saigon
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Saigon

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Car towing
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Car towing

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Transformer
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Transformer

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sta chido
By: TRIC36. on 13 Feb 08, 04:19:16
sta chido

Unbreakable car ! ...
By: Drakma64. on 19 Nov 07, 23:30:29
Unbreakable car ! But pretty funny vid xDDD

That was funny! I ...
By: Criticsem. on 11 Nov 07, 20:36:42
That was funny! I don't know if it's a spoof or a bash but it was funny!

wtf?????
By: 78720. on 03 Nov 07, 02:15:30
wtf?????

Coolio!
By: Stimmerein. on 01 Nov 07, 21:04:46
Coolio!

HEHEHE
By: Danhej. on 06 Oct 07, 14:20:41
HEHEHE

Wa ha ha ha ha ha ...
By: Ironqueenrkl. on 06 Mar 07, 01:30:40
Wa ha ha ha ha ha ha! very funny. I love this video.

i have one like ...
By: joseantonioortiz30. on 29 Jan 07, 21:17:01
i have one like that is a ford tempo,same color pedaso de mierda ..hahaha i say transfor and he transfor in a toilet..hahaha

nada mal i think
By: jose2111. on 19 Jan 07, 22:58:13
nada mal i think

haha o my goodness ...
By: magnaboy1234. on 13 Jan 07, 04:32:37
haha o my goodness i didn't expect the car 2 break down that was pretty funny that part caught me off guard that's why i actually lol'd

LOL That was genius!
By: Striker12224. on 05 Jan 07, 23:18:45
LOL That was genius!

lol
By: videomaster820. on 21 Dec 06, 13:31:13
lol

was it a dolly ...
By: ARMOUREDGIDEON. on 15 Dec 06, 16:23:10
was it a dolly dance? lol

L O L
By: kurdtxxx. on 27 Nov 06, 16:21:35
L O L

Awesome!!!! Its so ...
By: LordValFromHell. on 23 Nov 06, 20:38:04
Awesome!!!! Its so funny parody of this new Citroen Commercial! 7.4.7

hahaha thats ...
By: browndog1978. on 20 Nov 06, 14:10:41
hahaha thats awesome

why the robot dance ...
By: kindubi. on 15 Nov 06, 23:04:58
why the robot dance like a gay? homorobotic is the next thing...fuck

hello verey nice ...
By: izzymonkeygirl. on 13 Nov 06, 18:31:20
hello verey nice and funny but pay respect to the forgoten

awww poor thing ...
By: funlovingreek2006. on 06 Nov 06, 08:58:08
awww poor thing crashed when he dropped like that

Stuff shoulda ...
By: handsoncommunication. on 04 Nov 06, 09:33:05
Stuff shoulda started flying off it when it started dancing.

Aw, poor thing.
By: Mechlover. on 27 Oct 06, 01:50:29
Aw, poor thing.

very nice! :D
By: ripzonetriton. on 21 Oct 06, 19:24:45
very nice! :D

omg that made me ...
By: edik23. on 03 Oct 06, 23:57:14
omg that made me laugh so hard my head rolled on the desk and i drooled because i was laughing so hard! 10/5

Classic! I nearly ...
By: justkazimir. on 30 Sep 06, 09:54:17
Classic! I nearly split my sides.

that was f'n ...
By: iamdod. on 27 Sep 06, 05:15:03
that was f'n hillarious

Freefall
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Freefall

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Massage
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Massage

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LMAO!! that is to ...
By: PointBlanc25. on 16 Oct 08, 21:05:34
LMAO!! that is to funny.

lol
By: mathiasbelgium. on 08 Oct 08, 17:16:53
lol

LMAO THATS SO DAM ...
By: speedkiller2. on 23 Apr 08, 03:52:21
LMAO THATS SO DAM COOL

HAHAHA!!
By: SystemExclusive. on 01 Apr 08, 17:23:35
HAHAHA!!

lol
By: bigboy4815162342. on 24 Feb 08, 03:42:58
lol

lol!!!!
By: rasputin55. on 02 Feb 08, 17:04:34
lol!!!!

Naaw ;)
By: Razzylin. on 04 Jan 08, 14:14:38
Naaw ;)

how much,does the ...
By: waytomuchronging. on 05 Dec 07, 05:05:01
how much,does the cat to happy endings....only kidding

...
By: Sebastian71732. on 13 Nov 07, 13:44:50
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA!!!!!LOL!

Thats funny!
By: isabellemarie89. on 12 Nov 07, 13:58:37
Thats funny!

FUNNY
By: zafranoo. on 13 Oct 07, 23:36:43
FUNNY

lmfao so funny
By: shortylepore1234. on 08 Sep 07, 02:37:12
lmfao so funny

that cat have ...
By: peter169. on 27 Aug 07, 05:08:25
that cat have special talents if you know what I mean

adorably cute!
By: kyeruu2. on 27 Jul 07, 20:15:00
adorably cute!

wish my cat could ...
By: sweetnsour72. on 23 Jul 07, 02:48:59
wish my cat could do that. cute animals xD

that was SO AWESOME ...
By: permazing. on 02 Jun 07, 15:41:45
that was SO AWESOME!!! I'm bookmarking this!

awe...that makes me ...
By: thatweirdchick69. on 04 Apr 07, 03:28:07
awe...that makes me miss my kitty...she used to do that on my stomach to put me to sleep every night since i was two years old, to 8 :( i miss her

so adorable =]
By: saaliinaa. on 02 Apr 07, 20:22:49
so adorable =]

lol Also, the ...
By: mightyd99. on 10 Mar 07, 20:43:25
lol Also, the noise later in the video was probably by producer who forgot to turn the sound on but was too lazy to re-record everything again.

the cat does good ...
By: Supamainia. on 02 Feb 07, 04:59:28
the cat does good remedial massage, i have a bad back could i get it to do mine?

how cute
By: jetjenn. on 20 Jan 07, 14:33:29
how cute

very cute. The cat ...
By: lookinginon. on 04 Jan 07, 23:31:00
very cute. The cat has it's ears in a funny position like it's mad or expecting trouble.

Too bad you didn't ...
By: MartySchrader. on 02 Jan 07, 08:14:47
Too bad you didn't capture the kitty's purring. He had to have been making quite a racket while kneading the dog like that. Mine always do when they're at it.

What is that load ...
By: optimuspot. on 02 Jan 07, 01:03:14
What is that load noise at the end?

Too freakin cute!
By: BiGsImY. on 28 Dec 06, 10:13:12
Too freakin cute!

Mini
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Mini

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Landing plane
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I wouldn't fly ...
By: mezzanoitaliano. on 22 Jan 07, 02:57:54
I wouldn't fly anymore then. Unless you're on Northwest's DC-9s.

that uh...that did ...
By: EasyCompany101st. on 14 Jan 07, 04:29:59
that uh...that did work 2 well did it

It's a windows ...
By: 0023247190. on 12 Jan 07, 20:01:27
It's a windows problem. Get a mac

You never trust a ...
By: kidvid92. on 09 Jan 07, 03:21:03
You never trust a computer to fly an airplane?? Most air carrier operators, in their (Standard Operating Procedures) require the use of Autopilot for the intial climb out, cruise descent, and if the visibility is below defined instrument minimums, then autopilot is used the land the aircraft...so pls...if ur gonna post, post something with sense!

3 years??, where??. ...
By: PilotSchatz. on 18 Dec 06, 16:02:11
3 years??, where??. American Flyers gets ur commercial pilot licence in 10 months, and here in Mexico ATP is not required. Best Regards. Hugo Azamar

You are nineteen ...
By: kweetetnie. on 16 Dec 06, 19:36:09
You are nineteen and a pilot, when the education atleast takes three years...?

I'd never trust a ...
By: scoobyonline2000. on 21 Oct 06, 23:58:58
I'd never trust a computer to fly an airplane...

It must have been ...
By: ares213. on 19 Oct 06, 22:28:51
It must have been programmed by Microsoft. They're pretty good at making things that crash.

Very typical of OS9
By: screwface00. on 06 Oct 06, 23:44:38
Very typical of OS9

I'm an A318 pilot ...
By: PilotSchatz. on 20 Sep 06, 13:36:07
I'm an A318 pilot for MXA; Airbus has the GA config, but it's not used, instead we use de FLX and the FMC must be configured before setting FLX. If it's not, the FMC will not set the right N1 configuration for you to go-around. In this case the problem was a bad configuration of the FMC. Captain Hugo Azamar.

Replying to ...
By: jonny96. on 18 Sep 06, 12:52:43
Replying to Apachecobra, it was automated a bit as its an airbus, the pilot didn't push the TO/GA button to put it into go around mode, instead it stayed in landing mode and didn't want to power up the engines. You hear the engines spool up as he presses the go around button but by that time its too late!!

holy moly lol
By: blazian1011. on 21 Aug 06, 20:41:20
holy moly lol

actually this plane ...
By: ApacheCobra. on 05 Aug 06, 21:41:26
actually this plane had passengers inside, 3 died and 50 were injured, the pilot was supposed to be 100 feet off the ground for this airshow but instead was 20 feet. This plane is not automated, it was the pilots fault that he crashed

lol.. i remember ...
By: speculous. on 30 Jul 06, 01:32:23
lol.. i remember this... the Airbus A320 crew lived, thank goodness.. they were doing a flyby for an airshow. The host is talking about computers because in this case, the computer wanted to land, and the pilot wanted to go back up

the runway looked a ...
By: danpells. on 27 Jul 06, 18:35:34
the runway looked a tad small for that size plane!!!

is this vid from a ...
By: fifinger. on 27 Jul 06, 16:08:22
is this vid from a frontline documentary?

the reactions of ...
By: discomate. on 27 Jul 06, 05:39:33
the reactions of the people filming this are a tad worrying . they watch the plane land in the forest and then they watch it blow up in the forest , and then (!!!) they react to it and say "oh no , oh no" . lol

Maybe next time!!! ...
By: jcm1414. on 02 Jul 06, 03:55:26
Maybe next time!!! Computers are not at the level for full control of an airplane.

Landslip
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Landslip

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It is time for a change!
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It is time for a change!

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(Reply) (Spam) ...
By: picegunner. on 13 Sep 07, 03:58:55
(Reply) (Spam) PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS? OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKs

What you're waiting ...
By: djoaoII. on 02 Jul 07, 08:46:20
What you're waiting for? Fire it up and hit those MF right between the eyes! :-)))))))

The change they ...
By: dusteroo. on 29 Jun 07, 19:25:30
The change they will make on the energy market and all economy will be epic; a milestone in mankind's history... They could literally rule the world with their success......... I just hope these guys don't have any fucked up, hidden intensions up their sleeves.. This video is cool, but seems to be advertising that they're more of rockstars than some rational, seriuos scientists.

The test is so ...
By: Drevtoobe. on 25 May 07, 09:43:21
The test is so ridiculously simple: Put the Steorn generator inside a black box with two wires coming out. Connect a load resistor across the wires. Have a PC with an analog to digital converter board continuously measure the voltage across the resistor. Power equals voltage squared over resistance. Run it in public for ONE YEAR. Calculate the total energy output. I dare them!

the world need to ...
By: zelldot. on 13 Apr 07, 22:07:13
the world need to change, there is to much hunger, to much greed, to much media control, one day my dream for a perfect world may come true, but thats not happening just yet :(

Thanks geofwaf for ...
By: DickGhostmoon. on 10 Apr 07, 22:54:05
Thanks geofwaf for the link here. this was an interesting video.

i hope it works, ...
By: geoffwaf. on 10 Apr 07, 22:24:01
i hope it works, I'm going to spread this around I hope you don't mind!