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Charlie Brooker on The Wire
Posted by: RobBuckley

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Charlie Brooker explains why The Wire is the best TV show of the last 20 years.

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This show is truly ...
By: Leviathan987. on 22 Nov 08, 06:31:55
This show is truly brilliant. I used to think the Sopranos was the best show of all time, but this one blew it away.

Try the shield or ...
By: mop059. on 21 Nov 08, 17:05:31
Try the shield or dexter, both great shows!

what am I going to ...
By: gished100. on 21 Nov 08, 07:59:30
what am I going to watch now they're all finished? I started on Mad Men as reccomended by someone but I've got to be honest, I'm not enjoying it much so far. Any reccomendations appreciated!

Secind best....... ...
By: LordPaddy. on 20 Nov 08, 17:04:29
Secind best....... to the wire.

given that i ...
By: facefilms87. on 19 Nov 08, 20:56:32
given that i respect the series of the wire i wont argue with you i think the wire offers something "different" to the sopranos although i think if you want to be entertained or your imagination to be caught the sopranos is it becuase its more fictional, a mafia boss visits a shrink, just saying it is anough to get people talking becuase it hasnt been done before struggles in the ghetto who hasnt seen boyz in the hood and taken in its message.

Sopranos started it ...
By: Phillies64. on 19 Nov 08, 20:41:55
Sopranos started it all, but shows like The Wire and Deadwood put Sopranos to shame.

the sopranos is the ...
By: facefilms87. on 17 Nov 08, 21:52:49
the sopranos is the best series of the last 20 years.

You'll get there - ...
By: twatwatwat. on 14 Nov 08, 14:04:47
You'll get there - after 5 seasons you'll be able to pass as an authentic projects crack dealer yourself

The only draw about ...
By: VodkaTonic1976. on 13 Nov 08, 21:47:32
The only draw about "the wire" is sometimes i have no idea what the gang members are saying

freeking genius. ...
By: calamitycook. on 10 Nov 08, 23:03:36
freeking genius. I've never been so thoroughly entertained by a programme made for the idiot box. Apparently...a certain very famous black man has a penchant for a bita 'the wire' too...

ive watched alot of ...
By: thhhegame33. on 05 Nov 08, 09:51:57
ive watched alot of shit. ive watched alot of good. if you think you know anything in visual arts, you need to own "the wire." if you dont own this...

I rember watching ...
By: veronicadredd22. on 28 Oct 08, 03:40:41
I rember watching this whan it was first on the TV ,The wire is the best show ever pity that it had to end as the say all goos things come to an end im just glad that there repeating it on channel 6 here in ireland.

My man Brooker said ...
By: DannyDiplo. on 18 Oct 08, 18:54:25
My man Brooker said it - the best TV show ever.

the best program ...
By: 7flint6. on 18 Oct 08, 16:58:26
the best program EVER. Omar's a legend!

Brooker can't LIKE ...
By: BGH122. on 18 Oct 08, 00:01:11
Brooker can't LIKE stuff! We watch him because he's as cynical and time-worn as the rest of we UK bastards.

"this show could ...
By: 1timealco. on 17 Oct 08, 21:52:23
"this show could literally fart in my face and I'd still love it" mwahahaha fucking hilarious!!

yea i love it!
By: navyseal100. on 17 Oct 08, 13:21:10
yea i love it!

he is so right
By: evenbetter098987. on 16 Oct 08, 15:53:19
he is so right

Mc Fucking Nulty!
By: JD1010101110. on 14 Oct 08, 04:09:40
Mc Fucking Nulty!

FUCKING BEST THING ...
By: walgman. on 12 Oct 08, 23:48:33
FUCKING BEST THING EVER!

I'd seen all the ...
By: crimsonghad. on 08 Oct 08, 19:32:20
I'd seen all the way up to season 6 of The Shield before i started watching The Wire but now i have to admit i can't even bring myself to watch The Shield such is the disparity in quality between the two. And The Shield is still a superb show which means i'm pretty screwed trying watching anything else now!

Haha, I feel the ...
By: jowston100. on 30 Sep 08, 04:28:22
Haha, I feel the same way.

Lol Deadwood and ...
By: Robbeltje. on 29 Sep 08, 17:37:08
Lol Deadwood and the wire best of HBO?? Maybe that is his opinion but hey ... Sopranos kicked more ass!

Superb show. the ...
By: gagecube. on 23 Sep 08, 19:44:36
Superb show. the last epsiode was on last night on fx channel in the uk. Iw isht it was on a mainstream channel as not many people watch fx, it is buried away within satelite tv. But im sure a mianstream channel will buy it like channel 4. they could ontinue this show though. it has so many ways it could go off in. Hopefully it will be more recognised soon and give the incentive to make more!

Oh my god the last ...
By: SMoldie. on 22 Sep 08, 20:08:44
Oh my god the last ever wire tonight on FX. As a late convert, I watched the repeats all the way through this year has it started later and later and ment tardiness on a tuesday morning was necesary; i digress what am i going to do now, for intelligent thought provoking narraTIVE. i MAY HAVE TO START READING AGAIN. oH WELL i shall watch the final episode with a hankee and a sad smile. LONG LIVE THE WIRE.

$Charlie Brooker\$

Charlie Brooker's Screenwipe - Reality TV Editing
Posted by: SamusekTDS

Video duration: 306 seconds
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An absolutely brilliant clip from his BBC show about how "unreal" reality TV really is...

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He actually is ...
By: TGMF83. on 22 Nov 08, 01:42:10
He actually is really good friends with her now in 'real' life!

Everyone is ...
By: markgilbert1. on 19 Nov 08, 16:51:49
Everyone is everything.

what a guy
By: mistertakahashi. on 08 Nov 08, 04:58:48
what a guy

brooker is god. ...
By: proffesornutbutter. on 05 Nov 08, 14:29:42
brooker is god. dead set was the best tv programm i have seen in years.

I was expecting a ...
By: shaung64YT. on 04 Nov 08, 14:37:00
I was expecting a lot and it didn't disappoint - how the fuck did they manage to produce those incredible FX on a TV budget

This man is a media ...
By: suntres1. on 03 Nov 08, 13:09:38
This man is a media genius!

how is he so sweet ...
By: littleChloe22. on 01 Nov 08, 13:47:00
how is he so sweet and yet he comes up with horrifying zombie films?

That is true ...
By: wardivich. on 01 Nov 08, 06:16:27
That is true education, and should be tought to everyone at an early age. Big Brother or the News, it happens all the time.

Hang on, he called ...
By: billthedonkey. on 30 Oct 08, 21:58:15
Hang on, he called Ray Winston a wanker then hired his daughter for dead set

I am from the ...
By: billthedonkey. on 30 Oct 08, 21:57:31
I am from the future and it does

Brooker is a genius ...
By: wrightsarahj. on 30 Oct 08, 15:06:58
Brooker is a genius and he didn't even graduate uni..... now that's inspiration for those who despise Higher Education.....

Anyone who appears ...
By: Mysterious0Bob. on 25 Oct 08, 02:25:30
Anyone who appears on Big Brother deserves to be abused.

dead set is going ...
By: Shanchez357. on 18 Oct 08, 14:47:23
dead set is going to own

Pussy loves the ...
By: eezysqueezy. on 03 Oct 08, 22:32:48
Pussy loves the Madeley.

I love how Charlie ...
By: YeNguyen. on 02 Oct 08, 20:27:41
I love how Charlie Brooker's lame jokes just become adorable.

lol shes an actual ...
By: Yutikay. on 30 Sep 08, 16:11:32
lol shes an actual previus housmate from big brother..... and everyone pretty much thought the smae thing as you about her..... but in the end people saw a much more depper person in her...and she nearly won the show!

i dont care what ...
By: anarchy3E. on 28 Sep 08, 09:48:44
i dont care what the editing shows, anyone can see that blonde girl is a slutty golddigging ho

wow! amazing video
By: CSSpl4yer. on 20 Sep 08, 09:21:08
wow! amazing video

In my opinion even ...
By: wzxd8rm. on 06 Sep 08, 21:11:38
In my opinion even badly edited reality TV is better than best soap.

I finally ...
By: MoreMoreMorgan. on 28 Aug 08, 01:37:30
I finally understand it.

You may have been ...
By: MoreMoreMorgan. on 28 Aug 08, 01:31:14
You may have been voted down on that comment but i thought it was witty. (:

This guys rules. I ...
By: granpastreetz. on 27 Aug 08, 16:07:08
This guys rules. I always knew that TV was an illusion.

we got a reality tv ...
By: TJWater18. on 31 Jul 08, 14:20:54
we got a reality tv show goin on click on my username. I tried to use ips from this vid to help make it.

I've always thought ...
By: RG7621. on 19 Jul 08, 12:57:12
I've always thought reality TV was b****cks, but this takes it to a whole new level.

"On November? 2, ...
By: dilaudid. on 16 Jul 08, 22:54:11
"On November? 2, the entire civilised world will be praying, praying Bush loses. And Sod's law dictates he'll probably win, thereby disproving the existence of God once and for all. "The world will endure four more years of idiocy, arrogance and unwarranted bloodshed ... John Wilkes Booth, Lee Harvey Oswald, John Hinckley jnr - where are you now that we need you?" - Charlie Brooker, 2004, Guardian Writer, Pure Genius.

Charlie Brooker - Screenwipe On QVC
Posted by: vaughanography

Video duration: 33 seconds
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Watching the new version of TV outtakes show It'll Be Alright On The Night, now hosted by the awful Griff Rhys Jones, I thought that I was'nt going to be in for many laughs, until the end of the show came around that is.
Charlie Brooker's Screenwipe, the hilarious BBC Four show was featured on the shopping channel QVC as they were trying to sell a TV set.
Copyright: ITV and QVC

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This is AWESOME. I ...
By: ScarranHalfBreed. on 20 Nov 08, 13:37:51
This is AWESOME. I wonder if Charlie knows about it.

Long live BBC Four. ...
By: zionravescene. on 15 Nov 08, 13:50:24
Long live BBC Four...

Thanks for the ...
By: imphalblue2. on 05 Nov 08, 15:47:37
Thanks for the laugh B3ta

HAHAHH! Quality!
By: ReZourceman. on 04 Nov 08, 20:04:17
HAHAHH! Quality!

Favorite clip of ...
By: Kenidashi. on 03 Nov 08, 04:43:02
Favorite clip of the week. :D

Fucking Mickey.
By: TroopahFTW. on 02 Nov 08, 03:04:37
Fucking Mickey.

Sooo funny.. i ...
By: DamienT98. on 01 Nov 08, 17:48:03
Sooo funny.. i found you from b3ta too

Thanks for telling ...
By: vaughanography. on 31 Oct 08, 18:44:25
Thanks for telling me, just found that after a quick Google search, I wondered why it had got 3000 views in a day!

XD lolol awesome ...
By: venortsherwood. on 31 Oct 08, 18:34:33
XD lolol awesome vid, congrats on being in the b3ta newsletter also.

Hahaha, the Ten ...
By: ckydavies. on 29 Oct 08, 00:52:17
Hahaha, the Ten Biggest Cocks in Advertising just got ten times funnier.

Lol, ignore my post ...
By: exeec. on 14 Oct 08, 20:33:43
Lol, ignore my post above, just seen it on another vid, Charlie Brooker was on the programme that was on the TV, not the presenter!

Yep you're right, I ...
By: exeec. on 14 Oct 08, 20:30:15
Yep you're right, I was thinking the same thing. Thats not Charlie!

I thought it was ...
By: Luverlygirl99. on 01 Oct 08, 15:47:30
I thought it was Simon Biagi??

i saw this on the ...
By: doctoroo1. on 25 Sep 08, 21:34:19
i saw this on the show 'it'll be alright on the night' a couple of days ago so funny!

hahaha
By: thegamingsorrow. on 25 Sep 08, 17:48:50
hahaha

Lol I guess they ...
By: listeningtofire. on 23 Sep 08, 22:23:46
Lol I guess they probably thought BBC Four would be a safe bet to not have anything untoward on it.

thats amazing!
By: benjula2006. on 23 Sep 08, 12:59:43
thats amazing!

great stuff
By: lager1188. on 23 Sep 08, 01:01:27
great stuff

i agree Griff Rhys ...
By: 110percentbreizh. on 22 Sep 08, 19:16:46
i agree Griff Rhys Jones was AWFUL! But this was well funny, i loved the news reporter swearing at the passers by! hilarious!

Charlie Brooker Is Right About Everything
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A pop song by the Attery Squash.
http://indiestore .7digital.com/theatt erysquash
or visit http://www.theattery squash.co.uk

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yh, thanks for ...
By: TheRandyChimp. on 14 Nov 08, 21:41:21
yh, thanks for sending me the links, lol, but i'd rather have the dvd's. Dammit BBC, stop giving out shit, and give us this brilliance!

Charlie is right ...
By: danphobic. on 14 Nov 08, 20:41:13
Charlie is right about everything , I agree . I'm going to vote for him when he runs for prime minister. That is happening isn't it?

I'd happily vote ...
By: WallpaperViolence. on 12 Nov 08, 21:19:25
I'd happily vote for him...now arn't you glad I send you links and force you into watching everything I love hmmmm?... On an intirely different note, this song is hilarious but far too catchy i've been singing it for the last few hours...

... This song is ...
By: Koog1e. on 12 Nov 08, 01:29:59
... This song is pure awesomage and far too catchy.. I hope the new screenwipe series gets a theme tune for the beginning or ending credits as good as this! "Charlie Brooker is right about everything".... LOL

Charlie Brooker is ...
By: johnson70069. on 10 Nov 08, 03:06:33
Charlie Brooker is the chosen one who will save us from the enemies of mankind.

Charlie Brooker is ...
By: TheRandyChimp. on 09 Nov 08, 12:00:59
Charlie Brooker is actually right about absolutly everything. if he was primeminisiter, i probably wouldnt hate this country so much!

It's funny 'cos ...
By: devoluteweb. on 06 Nov 08, 01:37:49
It's funny 'cos it's true.

Charlie Brooker is ...
By: FrexspartheGodly. on 04 Nov 08, 18:48:21
Charlie Brooker is immense. This song is awesome.

It's a cross ...
By: FuTeffla. on 04 Nov 08, 17:29:04
It's a cross between smart and sexy :P I'm QueenofPratfalls on CiF, btw, I thought I recognised your name from somewhere!

Smexy? Is that ...
By: XDanSoloX. on 04 Nov 08, 15:04:07
Smexy? Is that halfway between smeg and sexy?

This is fantastic. ...
By: FuTeffla. on 04 Nov 08, 14:37:14
This is fantastic. Charlie IS right about everything. And smexy.

it's funny cos it's ...
By: benarielraven. on 02 Nov 08, 19:51:17
it's funny cos it's true...

Excellent! loved it ...
By: bencux. on 02 Nov 08, 01:34:33
Excellent! loved it. charlie is KING!

i agree with you ...
By: iamskillxD. on 01 Nov 08, 22:10:58
i agree with you and if anyone else disagree shoot you in the face while youre trying to get out of a hot tub

im going to listen ...
By: Daymanoahha. on 01 Nov 08, 04:58:52
im going to listen to this once a day to keep me sane

And he actually is ...
By: ninjarob01. on 31 Oct 08, 22:55:12
And he actually is right about everything...what the feck is this song about? It's great!

oh and you am ...
By: bobzilla211. on 31 Oct 08, 01:44:54
oh and you am dickhead is a contender for best charlie brooker quote, short but beautiful

thats the best bit ...
By: bobzilla211. on 31 Oct 08, 01:44:13
thats the best bit in the episode: THUD, THUD, CRACK CRUNCH CRUNCH SQUISH SQUISH.

i agree with you ...
By: cassiusitsover. on 28 Oct 08, 12:53:09
i agree with you and if anyone else disagrees ill stab you in the head with a massive pair of scissors.

My god Charlie does ...
By: Istealcable. on 28 Oct 08, 09:39:38
My god Charlie does it again. Dead Set is IMMENSE If you disagree then I'm just gonna have to track you down and introduce your face to a fire extinguisher.

I love you..........
By: sharonank. on 27 Oct 08, 13:26:57
I love you..........

So full of win on ...
By: ckydavies. on 22 Oct 08, 02:48:05
So full of win on so many levels!

It was probably a ...
By: BrassVaz. on 18 Oct 08, 07:36:47
It was probably a bad idea for me to start watching Screenwipe, given that I am prone to hero-worship. But it's far too late to worry about that now. Charlie Brooker is my new hero, he *is* right about everything, and if I was a Christian, I would be forced to conclude we were living during the second-coming of Christ. Love the song.

ah this is so ass ...
By: sevendust667. on 15 Oct 08, 20:46:00
ah this is so ass over face fucked but utterly brilliant and gets the message accross! oh its so good :P

I also forgot to ...
By: JobleRichardson. on 26 Sep 08, 01:56:14
I also forgot to write: "All hail the paedophile walrus." But now I've written it so it's okay.

Charlie Brooker on US TV
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Screenwipe's Charlie Brooker takes a look at US television and it's sometimes shocking content.

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'you asked her if ...
By: NJW1990. on 22 Nov 08, 19:24:55
'you asked her if she does anal?' 'It's a question' soooo funny

the moment they ...
By: willyroberts. on 21 Nov 08, 19:35:51
the moment they step out chewbacca attacks them. charlie brooker is so funny, i love anyone who just tries to make everyone else look like a cock

Dr Fucking Seuss - ...
By: tehren99. on 20 Nov 08, 21:50:18
Dr Fucking Seuss - nice

If the sheriff's ...
By: twold4this. on 19 Nov 08, 12:39:34
If the sheriff's department can temporarily deputise the 'perverted justice' team to help their case, it would only be fair if the Catholic church made the predators temporary priests...

what's the name of ...
By: iamchriswaller. on 17 Nov 08, 22:34:24
what's the name of the song at 3:45? I hear it all the time

Charlie Brooker is ...
By: WatMcWatley. on 13 Nov 08, 01:31:29
Charlie Brooker is pretty brilliant. It makes me a little proud that I don't watch television much at all, and more than a little bit embarrassed that the rest of the world knows the drivel on air over here.

was he drinking in ...
By: HiredGunz. on 11 Nov 08, 03:41:10
was he drinking in the pig n whistle

yes lol
By: HiredGunz. on 11 Nov 08, 03:40:01
yes lol

is that the music ...
By: DollBrideMask. on 09 Nov 08, 10:50:12
is that the music from 'The Thing' lol?

The police ...
By: billthedonkey. on 04 Nov 08, 21:25:14
The police overreact a bit don't they?

Fuck me! Those ...
By: MisterDogshit. on 31 Oct 08, 22:52:57
Fuck me! Those drug adverts are downright scary! Then again, the American health care system is fucked up in general... it makes you realise just how fucking awesome the NHS really is!

british cable TV ...
By: crazyboyxx. on 23 Oct 08, 08:10:06
british cable TV and Sky is just as bad as american TV. The difference is that the BBC is excellent, channel4 used to be really good (before big brother), and we get far fewer commercials. Americans don't get many shows from other countries except some successful british ones (which are remade badly for the states). We get only the few good american shows. Really british TV is much much better overall.

I'm American and I ...
By: franzd03. on 08 Oct 08, 02:39:58
I'm American and I kind of agree with him.

yes
By: TheREALSisko. on 07 Oct 08, 23:35:13
yes

America........... ...
By: CelticReject. on 05 Oct 08, 20:05:27
America...........is Fucked

"When our news ...
By: skamp25. on 04 Oct 08, 02:58:57
"When our news readers try to relax they just look awkward, like they have accidentally shat themselves and don't want to let on." Oh god thats hilarious, you really have to give it to this man, he knows how to word things well.

"You're no match ...
By: dunnace. on 28 Sep 08, 20:30:50
"You're no match for a dangerous clot" Particularly is they're American and have a gun.

It's "Waltzinblack" ...
By: MrRik2. on 22 Sep 08, 04:36:05
It's "Waltzinblack" by The Stranglers. Great track.

It's "Waltzinblack" ...
By: MrRik2. on 22 Sep 08, 04:35:18
It's "Waltzinblack" by The Stranglers. Great track.

lol US tv is so ...
By: CSSpl4yer. on 20 Sep 08, 09:30:44
lol US tv is so different to UK tv :P

hey charlie, you ...
By: Itztli87. on 14 Sep 08, 14:53:25
hey charlie, you yank fucker. lets have a beer

what about it? its ...
By: Itztli87. on 14 Sep 08, 14:50:14
what about it? its just fascist TV for moron slaves, don't watch it its just garbage.

What is the music ...
By: flobbadobbawobba. on 11 Sep 08, 23:13:42
What is the music playing in the background in the last half of the video?

you'll notice how ...
By: dodgedart74. on 08 Sep 08, 08:08:01
you'll notice how laid back and freindly the americans are ''alright you big American fucker'' is that how the world see's my country

They said that they ...
By: MohammadAhsan. on 06 Sep 08, 01:31:13
They said that they put decoy in the Sheriff department in order that this videos are recording in viewing how the people react when really the officers made an arrest using their weapons and baton hit the fragile bodies of the arrested.

$Brooker\$

Brooker's: 10 Biggest Cocks in Advertising
Posted by: BlueCrayon77

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Charlie Brooker runs through the ten worst blokes in current UK TV advertising. From Charlie Brooker's Screen Wipe.

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shhhhhut the fuck up
By: utterbeastage. on 21 Nov 08, 12:39:40
shhhhhut the fuck up

i really like the ...
By: goibee. on 21 Nov 08, 08:53:01
i really like the number 5 ad! but Charlie is absolutely hilarious

I fucking love ...
By: MazBee. on 21 Nov 08, 02:08:27
I fucking love screenwipe

"At number one, ...
By: HeadlightMorningGlow. on 20 Nov 08, 03:45:52
"At number one, there's zero tolerance for these ABSOLUTE WANKERS." I love how he says that. He's just fucking hilarious.

charlie brooker is ...
By: integer22. on 19 Nov 08, 23:37:56
charlie brooker is a national treasure

Spot on!
By: roddyfudge. on 19 Nov 08, 19:09:02
Spot on!

lmfao
By: kellyaesmith. on 19 Nov 08, 18:37:25
lmfao

oooo! *goes over to ...
By: Edward306. on 19 Nov 08, 17:42:35
oooo! *goes over to watch* thanks a bundle1

No, series FIVE has ...
By: Mysterious0Bob. on 19 Nov 08, 17:14:26
No, series FIVE has started.

season 4 of ...
By: cadfish. on 19 Nov 08, 09:56:30
season 4 of screenwipe has started, and ep1 is on iplayer for another week! move it people!!!

Charlie needs to do ...
By: Leucothea89. on 15 Nov 08, 23:17:15
Charlie needs to do one of these every year! The adverts don't stop churning out cocks, so why should Charlie stop talking about them?

This clip never ...
By: zionravescene. on 15 Nov 08, 12:27:45
This clip never ceases to amuse me.

I am immune to all ...
By: UnconcernedCitizen. on 15 Nov 08, 04:05:30
I am immune to all advertising ? even the subliminal kind.

Absolutely right on ...
By: These4walls05. on 14 Nov 08, 00:00:08
Absolutely right on Charlie!! I just love him!!

Cool. Im glad ...
By: hunterthompson123. on 13 Nov 08, 19:41:54
Cool. Im glad screenwipe is coming back...I think its even better than harry hills TV burp..I just hope Brookers, buddy chris morris does some more TV work...THEN there will be hope for TV. =O)

The only reason I ...
By: benarielraven. on 13 Nov 08, 19:32:43
The only reason I can think of is that Charlie's production company , Zeppotron, produce 8 Out of 10 Cats as well as lots of other things. It's the sort of show he's normally good on, eg HIGNFY. Him being on 8 Out of 10 Cats was especially odd as they seemed to cut to reaction shots of him twice as often as anyone else, even when he looked really bored and depressed. But at least Screenwipe returns Tuesday 18th November, 10:30, BBC4. There is hope yet for television...

That's f*cking ...
By: Wilkopops. on 11 Nov 08, 16:08:42
That's f*cking brilliant! Wish he'd chosen the other guy from the Picture ads though

LMAOOOOOOOOO "shut ...
By: vs1990sangha. on 09 Nov 08, 15:32:02
LMAOOOOOOOOO "shut the fuck up"

lol at the end one!
By: SGwizard1. on 07 Nov 08, 15:27:38
lol at the end one!

1:25 lol ...
By: AngryNintendoFan. on 07 Nov 08, 12:47:12
1:25 lol SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Ut the f**k up

Let's put all this ...
By: komkid4. on 06 Nov 08, 20:46:38
Let's put all this tit for tat aside and get on with the video... Plus, Charlie's on the NME cool list, gotta count for something

How exactly was I ...
By: CraigMetalHead. on 06 Nov 08, 09:12:41
How exactly was I being ignorant? Oh and I assume what you learnt today was to get involved in a debate that you werent a part of and then say unnecesary things.

Actually I am ...
By: angelived. on 06 Nov 08, 02:34:19
Actually I am british and until you brought us up so gracefully, I didn't think you were a ignorant dick. But, Hey, I learn new things every day!

i meant you ...
By: fuckamericanidiot. on 04 Nov 08, 21:09:20
i meant you constructively criticising but owning this guy like charlie brooker does, i meant it's funny because u owned him

Guys....come on... ...
By: ReZourceman. on 04 Nov 08, 20:17:21
Guys....come on... A YouTube argument is like a race for spastics. There may be winners and losers, but in the end everyone is still retarded.

Aspirational tv - Charlie Brooker
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Charlie Brooker has a good old rant about aspirational tv, and how real life is just shite.

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I can see what you ...
By: iknowboutthat. on 23 Nov 08, 15:29:54
I can see what you mean and your right. Thats the problem the fact that 99% of television is this disgusting fakeness. Forcing us to not think about anything but consuming. Slowly day by day we are turning into drones. More shows like the wire are a must to save people from the constant bombardement of heartless money fuelled shit.

reminds me of the ...
By: sullensally. on 23 Nov 08, 01:27:39
reminds me of the first chapter of sex drugs and cocoa puffs

The sad thing is... ...
By: arnietheposer. on 23 Nov 08, 01:27:14
The sad thing is... ...everything he said in the video is true :/

Charlie Brooker's ...
By: cancerparty. on 22 Nov 08, 21:49:49
Charlie Brooker's like a modern day Guy Debord: we don't make anything anymore, we just consume ideas, and in the process become shallow, superficial shells. He's right about simply everything.

thanks
By: iwasrain. on 19 Nov 08, 16:11:31
thanks

Lux Aeterna / ...
By: richtw. on 19 Nov 08, 10:37:50
Lux Aeterna / Requiem for a Tower

Charlie Brooker is ...
By: SandorClegane. on 18 Nov 08, 18:12:57
Charlie Brooker is hilarious. But, in moderation, I don't think there's anything wrong with aspirational TV - yes it's daft and unrealistic but there's nothing wrong with a bit of escapism now and then. If it's clogging up the schedules then I suppose that's a problem, but I can enjoy shows like Friends and The Wire (which is about as 'unaspirational' as they come) in equal measure.

this guy is a ...
By: filtermadg. on 16 Nov 08, 15:37:26
this guy is a legend, a true talent!

oh wow..whats that ...
By: iwasrain. on 15 Nov 08, 16:18:18
oh wow..whats that music playing in the background?

what a good idea? ...
By: PhillipFlan2008. on 14 Nov 08, 21:09:46
what a good idea? Im gonna do that now

There should be ...
By: Denta92. on 02 Nov 08, 21:36:15
There should be atleast one of that guy in every nation on earth!

BRILLIANT! He ...
By: teknokracy. on 02 Nov 08, 17:53:06
BRILLIANT! He forgot to mention rappers, though. They're part of the problem, too...

To one Charlie ...
By: zarkbot88. on 24 Oct 08, 01:03:24
To one Charlie Brooker - "I do not agree with what you have to say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it." - Voltaire

wow! hi :) ur ...
By: 350ci4ever. on 23 Oct 08, 15:51:59
wow! hi :) ur REALLY cute. hit me up! i have a webcam and get naked on it all the time! LOL =) msg me back wW

I like this guy. ...
By: WeabooName. on 22 Oct 08, 22:52:24
I like this guy. Can you clone him and give us Americans a copy?

HAHAHA I AGREE!!!!! ...
By: IAmANewYearsEveBaby. on 22 Oct 08, 17:40:49
HAHAHA I AGREE!!!!! at 0.36 the tramp is scratching a place down there where the sun dnt shine!

yes, I agree with ...
By: roryphelan. on 19 Oct 08, 23:02:32
yes, I agree with brooker.

I really, really ...
By: Adrianics4k. on 18 Oct 08, 20:30:24
I really, really want to put "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKK *breath* OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!" on my phone so I can play it to people who make mind-numbingly stupid arguments in lectures

I agree totally. ...
By: vegasguy21. on 11 Oct 08, 20:19:16
I agree totally. nicely put by the way! :P

I wasn't having a ...
By: fragiledog. on 11 Oct 08, 20:14:56
I wasn't having a go either :P, just pointing it out. I think everyone needs something to aspire too, otherwise you just become a robot working 9-5 for ever. In my opinion, hes not having ago at people aspiring for something, just the fact that TV try's (and in most cases succeeds) to change your dreams to some perfect, ad supported society approved dream.

Well, alright, he's ...
By: vegasguy21. on 10 Oct 08, 22:42:56
Well, alright, he's just rich enough to still be seen as 'everyman' then lol My comment wasn't having a go, I'm actually a big fan of his. He's very funny and very astute.

Might be wealthy, ...
By: fragiledog. on 10 Oct 08, 22:28:38
Might be wealthy, but hes not exactly a billionaire oil tycoon.... And he can still have a go at tv shows which show these rich fucking twats, and end up creating people like ceaser.

Charlie Brooker ...
By: vegasguy21. on 10 Oct 08, 05:49:07
Charlie Brooker talking about aspirational TV? Thanks to his production company being bought by Endemol, journalism etc he has become incredibly wealthy...he doesn't really need to aspire to anything anymore

Balls to aspiration ...
By: stevenuuu1212. on 08 Oct 08, 13:48:50
Balls to aspiration, it's a tossers mirage.

Really great bit.
By: durkadurka123. on 05 Oct 08, 10:12:16
Really great bit.

X Factor Screen Wiped by Charlie Brooker
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Charlie Brooker feature on the crapness of X Factor, "home for the mentally ill"

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I didn't insult an ...
By: cancerparty. on 23 Nov 08, 00:15:49
I didn't insult an 'ENTIRE nation', I insulted the people that allow themselves to be seduced by crap like X Factor - the audience and participants. Calling someone a 'sad little donkey' on youtube is really pathetic, and I'm Scottish, so I'll damn well criticise anything within these isles as I please! Did I really say anything that contradicts Brooker's stance on anything? Brooker's a lot more vociferous in his denouncing of the British public at large anyway so why not insult him next time.

'their' ? go crawl ...
By: majorj0nny. on 22 Nov 08, 22:53:38
'their' ? go crawl off to whatever rot-pot sh1t shrivel snivelling gonad country you emitted from .. Brooker says it how it is - its good to take a step back from the balls that it the media and realise how vacuous it really is... but thats no need for you to insult an ENTIRE nation of very different individuals. you sad little donkey.

Charlie Brooker ...
By: cancerparty. on 22 Nov 08, 22:01:43
Charlie Brooker makes me wish the world would end and we could all just start again. I keep hearing how humans are 'better than this' but I never really see any evidence of it. X Factor is part of the sneering, bullying fixation Britain has in order to feel better about their facile, shallow, meaningless lives. They have no understanding of humanity or of having felt anything close to a genuine emotion except for vanity and desire.

lol, Nuremberg for ...
By: zionravescene. on 15 Nov 08, 02:21:45
lol, Nuremberg for dummies

Yeea
By: 1001000111. on 11 Nov 08, 23:49:06
Yeea

dogme*
By: HiredGunz. on 11 Nov 08, 03:27:16
dogme*

u need to get a life
By: ErniePi. on 04 Nov 08, 21:12:52
u need to get a life

Maybe that's a ...
By: HamsterAtDawn. on 04 Nov 08, 16:39:41
Maybe that's a subtle joke... or maybe he was just going for a shit, I can't really tell.

I just noticed ...
By: HassaniSabbahX. on 01 Nov 08, 01:22:05
I just noticed something. He talks about X Factor recycling footage. 0:15 and 1:15 are the same shot.

Hilarious!!
By: rmuluu. on 23 Oct 08, 12:15:49
Hilarious!!

'or maybe he was ...
By: millyteaspoonsock. on 16 Oct 08, 17:37:12
'or maybe he was just going for a shit, i can't really tell'

Leona Lewis........ ...
By: 1p3jn6cda. on 15 Oct 08, 00:32:05
Leona Lewis........not really that hard.What it it 70million views on Youtube? The only good part of the X-factor is the auditions.

"god awful churning ...
By: thegoodcocklife. on 05 Oct 08, 17:42:39
"god awful churning warbiling shit, which is apperently good" brilliant, why can't the millions of morons who buy the records which these tossers relase every year see this aswell? x factor murderd the christmas number 1.

muhahaha.
By: PercyBeanProductions. on 23 Sep 08, 15:30:36
muhahaha.

Brilliant. ...
By: ryko26. on 19 Sep 08, 14:35:02
Brilliant. Something intelligent on the internet? Wonders will never cease. Eh Danniiiii?

Hahahaha "yeah"
By: chitton. on 14 Sep 08, 15:26:48
Hahahaha "yeah"

The first 1, Steve, ...
By: RichySKing. on 07 Sep 08, 14:48:23
The first 1, Steve, proof that the only the most tallented people win the competition, and will have a long life in the music business. .... Oh, wait.

"yeah"
By: Chacronus. on 16 Aug 08, 00:12:19
"yeah"

MUST be an actor... ...
By: duncantoms. on 14 Aug 08, 15:02:54
MUST be an actor... I REALLY hope so! Another example of how manipulated it is - whoever it is they put him right at the front - very staged.

pause at 0:36 ...
By: jonnybridge. on 14 Aug 08, 14:55:33
pause at 0:36 What a dick!

Challenge: Name 3 ...
By: jameswa1989. on 12 Aug 08, 15:02:36
Challenge: Name 3 X-Factor winners... scratch that, name 1. Impossible

...isn't that right ...
By: ItaliaStickman. on 12 Aug 08, 01:55:25
...isn't that right Danni?

What's the name of ...
By: despitfire. on 07 Aug 08, 23:02:29
What's the name of the choral tune on 0:25?? Thanks!

" I didn't know ...
By: pataphysician66. on 03 Aug 08, 17:47:52
" I didn't know that X factor was a part of Lars von Trier's Dogma 95 movement" LOL

I think it's 'La ...
By: wifeofgob. on 26 Jul 08, 01:35:51
I think it's 'La Ritournelle' by Sebastien Tellier

$Charlie Brooker\$

Charlie Brooker's Screenwipe - a career in telly
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want a career in tv?
this is what its like

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name on letter "B.L ...
By: ErniePi. on 11 Nov 08, 22:26:57
name on letter "B.L Zeebub" nice

the industry's full ...
By: DimitrisKs. on 09 Nov 08, 05:15:08
the industry's full of babyboomer cretins its true ..

It's only a shitty ...
By: revolverricidiculous. on 06 Nov 08, 14:03:09
It's only a shitty path if that's the one you choose. The trick is to keep your head down and get stuck in. If you have the chance to fuck over a twatty producer then do it. The majority of people who complain about working the media are the arseholes who'd complain about anything. It's beats standing at a sink for 10 hours a day washing dishes.

He's got it spot on.
By: peelben. on 29 Oct 08, 14:37:00
He's got it spot on.

What do you do at ...
By: vegasguy21. on 29 Oct 08, 07:31:19
What do you do at Endemol? I work at the LA office.

I know my h button ...
By: hawkwreak. on 28 Oct 08, 14:49:00
I know my h button is weird it requires alot of pressure to use

you spelt 'shows' ...
By: ugli1. on 28 Oct 08, 03:17:02
you spelt 'shows' wrong.

well done you gonky ...
By: hawkwreak. on 28 Oct 08, 00:48:38
well done you gonky twat you work for a company which makes sows no 1 likes congrats for you

Iv'e just realised ...
By: MrAppleby56. on 25 Oct 08, 00:23:00
Iv'e just realised something, Charlie Brooker's Screenwipe is an Endemol production. Is there something you're not telling us?

wow endemol..... ...
By: MrAppleby56. on 25 Oct 08, 00:20:03
wow endemol..... has like 3 watchable shows.... you must be very proud of yourself!!!! Have a gold star!!!!! You've earned it!!!!! twat

It's a comedy, get ...
By: theodore124. on 24 Oct 08, 13:52:34
It's a comedy, get over yourself. Wow your working for Endemol, that's much more morally just than being a doctor or actually contributing to this world.

are you people ...
By: ugli1. on 13 Oct 08, 13:43:08
are you people crazy?? working in TV is a doddle. This video is the exact opposite of what happened to me. Yes i was at university, but thats where the similarity ended. I made a well recieved documentary, yes - But it was about my balls and how one was slightly bigger than the other. I now work for Endemol. Hell Yeah!! I'm better than all of you!!! seriously

hate him,HATE HIM, ...
By: superkavi. on 09 Oct 08, 17:00:50
hate him,HATE HIM, HAAATTTEEE HIMMMM!!!!

I have to say there ...
By: Mowzacakes. on 02 Oct 08, 17:58:26
I have to say there are lots of people going to university, sleeping in until 1pm every day, who go to their 4 media studies lectures a week and when they have the cheek to ask what you do, if it doesn't involve being in TV, they look at you like you've a retard. As if they know something I don't. Well I'm sorry, not everyone can write for Heat, a lot of people have to be administrators for gear pump manufacturers or receptionists for law firms. Time to see the real world.

But that's the ...
By: HassaniSabbahX. on 26 Sep 08, 13:39:49
But that's the thing, he's isn't in tv, he's ON tv. He's 'The Talent'. He hasn't had to spend years groveling at the heels of TV execs, he just has to look/sound good on camera. Well, that and write hilariously funny shit.

a career in tv ...
By: eerie87. on 12 Sep 08, 14:45:29
a career in tv doesn't seem to have done charlie brooker any harm

Wellllllll To Be ...
By: Kaliipo. on 08 Sep 08, 00:45:48
Wellllllll To Be Honest, If You Were Taught By Chris Middleton In Media Studies You'd Know All About This (Y)

I've just finished ...
By: racheljb999. on 05 Sep 08, 16:43:09
I've just finished my first year working in TV, and everything up until this point has been exactly like the film. Career change methinks. x

Or more likely ...
By: vulgarshudder. on 05 Sep 08, 15:26:00
Or more likely teaching GCSE English to a bunch of spotty illiterate fuckfaces.

This is great - you ...
By: reginaldthwatt. on 04 Sep 08, 20:40:09
This is great - you couldn't improve on this if you tried. In response to fishheadedfish below, no it's not the same for writers because you usually end up working at home when you're not at the offices of various TV production companies. Other than that, the details are pretty much identical. As Charlie himself has said elsewhere, if you can get your stuff on the internet or somewhere else where you have creative control and it might take off, for God's sake do that instead.

Yep, my first job ...
By: miller70. on 24 Aug 08, 17:28:25
Yep, my first job was as a floor runner after my GCSE's. I was 15. So there! I guess there weren't so many child labour regulations back then! x

''Hate him!''
By: TacticalToast619. on 24 Aug 08, 09:23:35
''Hate him!''

8 years? But your ...
By: NaomiSV. on 23 Aug 08, 15:40:17
8 years? But your profile says you're 23....you've been working in TV from the age of 15?

Sick on a widow
By: djcondra. on 05 Aug 08, 04:23:44
Sick on a widow

Is this path the ...
By: fishheadedfish. on 05 Aug 08, 00:37:59
Is this path the same for aspiring writers?

Charlie Brookers ScreenWipe Computer Games
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Charlie Brooker Reports On The History Of Computer Gaming

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thanks a lot.
By: iwasrain. on 20 Nov 08, 10:59:58
thanks a lot.

'Roygbv', from ' ...
By: Profeshian. on 19 Nov 08, 22:54:31
'Roygbv', from 'Music Has The Right To Children'.

i like how he ...
By: ErniePi. on 16 Nov 08, 22:32:55
i like how he grunts the beep noise to 24

the music playing ...
By: iwasrain. on 15 Nov 08, 16:49:29
the music playing sounds like a song by boards of canada.

yeah good spot got ...
By: HiredGunz. on 11 Nov 08, 02:56:47
yeah good spot got that too

Yes. Yes they did. ...
By: comapimp33. on 08 Nov 08, 01:04:12
Yes. Yes they did. Well spotted.

holy shit, i gotta ...
By: TheRandyChimp. on 04 Nov 08, 17:56:45
holy shit, i gotta find that fawlty towers css map!

I'm glad somebody ...
By: char1. on 04 Nov 08, 11:01:47
I'm glad somebody else noticed that! I thought I was going mad.

Man, Charlie does ...
By: MUrrrrD. on 28 Oct 08, 11:46:39
Man, Charlie does love his zombie games. I'm sure one of the scenes in his new show 'Dead Set' is an exact mimic of one of the opening scenes in the first Resident Evil, where a bald-headed zombie is eating away at some random innocent, then slowly turns it's head to reveal a large amount of blood around it's mouth, and then chases after the character, enforcing them to enter an un-noticed door.

Of course it is.
By: SPeacock. on 27 Oct 08, 23:05:09
Of course it is.

"I think it's ...
By: millyteaspoonsock. on 17 Oct 08, 14:09:13
"I think it's because they've got the perfect neck for porn browsin on the internet, where you can be watching the latest belladona video and you can be checkin behind you to see if your mothers walked in the room"

ROFL the resident ...
By: Denialtwist. on 15 Oct 08, 15:40:56
ROFL the resident evil cut scene

does anhyone have ...
By: foop09. on 15 Oct 08, 03:14:32
does anhyone have msn!!! msg me jane23belle

<3 Brooker for PM ...
By: L1nKo64. on 13 Oct 08, 16:24:18

lol cute
By: bobaskywalk. on 08 Oct 08, 20:26:27
lol cute

Charlie Brookers is ...
By: Konyo116. on 05 Oct 08, 21:08:29
Charlie Brookers is fuckin' awesome!

Did they use the " ...
By: skamp25. on 04 Oct 08, 03:15:59
Did they use the "View To A Kill" theme tune at one point in this? Just after the Resident Evil part ends...

great.
By: PercyBeanProductions. on 23 Sep 08, 15:22:42
great.

"we are getting ...
By: donnedly. on 21 Aug 08, 21:05:49
"we are getting close to 1 and a half meg and thats really quite a lot" much lol-ness

i gave you a +1 ...
By: joewhittles. on 16 Aug 08, 16:15:53
i gave you a +1 purely because of your fantastic username

LOL he's like the ...
By: ohhdearrgodditssalex. on 15 Aug 08, 07:38:43
LOL he's like the gordon ramsay for TV XD

Definitely no ...
By: boiledelephant. on 11 Aug 08, 16:07:12
Definitely no comment.

I can't understand ...
By: 053bss. on 09 Aug 08, 21:45:20
I can't understand a word YOU'RE saying. I can understand the blokes well enough though.

"Stop it...don't ...
By: MJMadill. on 07 Aug 08, 03:22:16
"Stop it...don't open THAT door" lol classic

omfg i culdnt ...
By: Bigkahkistan. on 17 Jul 08, 03:18:59
omfg i culdnt understand wat tohse guyz wer saing lolololololololololololomfgwtfstfu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111oneoneoneoneoneoneonelevenshift+1 Seriously, I couldn't. It was somehow still hysterical, though.

Charlie Brooker calls Eidos
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Charlie phones up Eidos to try and get help with Tomb Raider 2. Recorded in the 90's while he was working for PC Zone, Charlie would prank call game companies.

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Raymond Dumas Afrobeat Film: Duncan Brooker Interview
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Duncan Brooker invterviewed by Raymond Dumas for the Afrobeat film. More details available here:
http://doubleu-og lobe.com/about.htm

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Screen Wipe - Celebrity Big Brother 2007
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Charlie Brooker, as always, is spot on talking about the "race war" that developed this year in CBB. Death to the racist!

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That's 'cos humans ...
By: kisbie. on 22 Nov 08, 20:34:26
That's 'cos humans are worse than trash to a cat (probably why CB likes them). Why do you think they bring back bird-flu-infected sparrows after we've given them a roof over their heads and bowl of Whiskas? They've even got some vulnerable old women to leave their estates to them. Humans will be a minority in this country in 10 years time. It's a NuLabour conspiracy, aided by their Comrades at the BBC, I tells you!

Cats are racist. If ...
By: jimford85. on 21 Nov 08, 09:47:59
Cats are racist. If you ain't a cat or a human you're trash.

Love the Curb Your ...
By: Tommmm00. on 17 Nov 08, 18:39:19
Love the Curb Your Enthusiasm music

I hate Donnie ...
By: TheRandyChimp. on 04 Nov 08, 19:49:25
I hate Donnie Tourettes, he thinks he a punk, he just isnt, hes a cunt!

i think we all ...
By: ErniePi. on 04 Nov 08, 16:46:41
i think we all agree with edwina curry

I don't get what ...
By: Mysterious0Bob. on 25 Oct 08, 16:36:02
I don't get what all the fuss was about. I thought all these idiots appeared on Big Brother for the sole purpose of being abused for the entertainment of it's audience of other idiots.

lol and he starts ...
By: EverybodyLovesHelen. on 20 Oct 08, 19:12:40
lol and he starts laughing too

Oooh yeah. Bloody ...
By: Spinelessandsublime. on 20 Oct 08, 19:00:37
Oooh yeah. Bloody Kingston bloody town.

I always thought ...
By: 1p3jn6cda. on 15 Oct 08, 00:25:46
I always thought Cats where racist

"Your claim to fame ...
By: CoffeeSquid. on 13 Oct 08, 22:13:10
"Your claim to fame is this, good for you." Haha, served.

Go on Edwina!
By: CelticReject. on 05 Oct 08, 20:40:18
Go on Edwina!

Cry yourself ...
By: eezysqueezy. on 30 Sep 08, 22:25:38
Cry yourself tolerant!

"takes him half a ...
By: STHFMezza. on 04 Sep 08, 18:40:56
"takes him half a fucking series to get up the sitars" This man is a legend xD

reggae dance at the ...
By: psychosissafari. on 23 Aug 08, 00:14:16
reggae dance at the end is classic

"A man so slow he ...
By: maroonedsorrow. on 11 Aug 08, 22:28:59
"A man so slow he probably has to whistle before going to the toilet so he knows which end to shit through" Possibly the best insult ever constructed. Charlie Brooker rules!

ha ha, 'the ...
By: VirgLondon. on 03 Aug 08, 00:34:14
ha ha, 'the feeblest line up ever, a cast so bad they wouldn't make the vip section in greggs the bakers'

"Yeah, that sounds ...
By: BananaCo12321. on 13 Jul 08, 19:11:34
"Yeah, that sounds like textbook racism. Not that she's ever read a textbook." HAHAHA

'im so sorry and im ...
By: OJK86. on 12 Jul 08, 12:56:23
'im so sorry and im so so sorry' go on cry

"Played here by Dot ...
By: notwhoisayiam. on 12 Jul 08, 12:28:23
"Played here by Dot Cotton reflected in the side of a dented kettle" Classic.

Jade wrecked the ...
By: Crazy4RockLee. on 08 Jul 08, 17:43:38
Jade wrecked the whole damned show! Her, that vile mother and mindless boyfriend should've been not only kept out of the house but been banned from Planet Earth. Maybe then the Tourette-ster would have stuck around :D

Jade goody (however ...
By: Rennikus. on 03 Jul 08, 13:01:19
Jade goody (however you spell her name) is good evidence to support a devolution theory. "As we can see here, the brain is a 3rd of the size of a regular human being owing the enormous use of hair products, McDonalds consumption and Big Brother viewing"

"A 500 year old ...
By: holydave. on 18 Jun 08, 21:17:06
"A 500 year old Pauline Quirk" lmao

Still, i'm glad I ...
By: montenegrasanovic. on 13 Jun 08, 16:40:09
Still, i'm glad I dont need to hear or see her terrible face anymore

hahahah
By: dinuvc. on 10 Jun 08, 08:40:59
hahahah

its true! jade was ...
By: tiddlywinks9871. on 07 Jun 08, 14:26:10
its true! jade was the least racist one...the other twatflaps were the true racists but somehow have become accepted into society again because of a few tears and fake apologies!

Gary Brooker - Lead Me To The Water
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Gary Brooker

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Charlie Brooker calls BMG
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Charlie phones up BMG to register a complaint about the content in Grand Theft Auto. Recorded in the 90's while he was working for PC Zone, Charlie would prank call game companies.

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I wasnted him to ...
By: domdunc. on 22 Nov 08, 20:49:03
I wasnted him to reveal it was a wind up at the end, I felt really bad for the guy when he was going 'It's an 18... er... rated... er... it's and 18 rated game'

Could have ...
By: SPeacock. on 22 Nov 08, 01:01:23
Could have downloaded a CD crack (eliminates the need to have the disc in the drive) - so it's not entirely foolproof.

hehe, i have the ...
By: jimford85. on 20 Nov 08, 00:35:45
hehe, i have the original disc with this on somewhere, thanks for uploading!

...confiscate the ...
By: breastsfortea. on 16 Nov 08, 19:30:50
...confiscate the disc, sir.

What should I do, ...
By: StyleKrong. on 16 Nov 08, 09:27:45
What should I do, break his fingers? (Would prevent him playing) Blind him? (Would prevent him playing) Throw his computer out the window? (Would prevent him from playing) Smash his legs? (LMFAO!!!)

No, Charlie, thank ...
By: zionravescene. on 15 Nov 08, 12:36:35
No, Charlie, thank YOU sir. Thank YOU.

Yea I was crying ...
By: BPRDagent. on 09 Nov 08, 15:15:06
Yea I was crying with laughter, well done sir.

I feel sorry for ...
By: ultran33b. on 07 Nov 08, 16:36:05
I feel sorry for the guy on the other end :( He sounded like he was gonna cry :P

haha what a cock
By: iwantthemoon. on 03 Nov 08, 00:55:50
haha what a cock

brooker's so funny!
By: katandanna. on 30 Oct 08, 04:01:26
brooker's so funny!

'You're quivering' ...
By: Tmuk2. on 23 Oct 08, 14:57:18
'You're quivering' I really want to give that poor temp a hug, but that was hilarious!

where did you meet ...
By: madeinacup. on 17 Oct 08, 17:43:02
where did you meet him?

*round of applause*
By: 1p3jn6cda. on 15 Oct 08, 00:34:15
*round of applause*

'90s you say? Ha, ...
By: ShaggyShan. on 09 Oct 08, 21:01:06
'90s you say? Ha, amazing that this type if phone call would still be relevant today.

I've met the man, ...
By: yerty2000. on 07 Oct 08, 16:55:39
I've met the man, before he was working for PCZONE and he was prank calling then. It is him - trust me.

yeah it was back in ...
By: MrSouthey. on 03 Oct 08, 20:06:11
yeah it was back in the nineties so I'm told. long before screenwipe and the like.

jesus. a tad harsh
By: dunnededunnedunne. on 28 Sep 08, 16:58:21
jesus. a tad harsh

Or just putting on ...
By: Bodrochowski. on 28 Sep 08, 16:18:30
Or just putting on a different voice..

This temp is ...
By: Darkasthenight06. on 27 Sep 08, 00:29:29
This temp is brilliant. I would have ended up telling him to fuck off. A round of applause for the temp.

"You're quivering" ...
By: jnewton1337. on 26 Sep 08, 16:19:22
"You're quivering" at 2:40 LMAO

What I mean is, it ...
By: imatekjam2005. on 24 Sep 08, 13:10:22
What I mean is, it doesn't sound like him! He must have been very young

Am I missing ...
By: imatekjam2005. on 24 Sep 08, 13:08:35
Am I missing something here? This isn't Charlie Brooker at all

Written this game ...
By: Rublor. on 23 Sep 08, 23:43:42
Written this game with a computer pen

This is truly ...
By: Murumasa1. on 23 Sep 08, 22:13:33
This is truly brilliant but the best thing is that its so grounded in reality and true to present day. Fucking superb.

I'm writing this ...
By: HamsterAtDawn. on 23 Sep 08, 13:54:47
I'm writing this comment with my computer pen.

A Whiter Shade Of Pale (Live) _ Gary Brooker & Friends
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Remastered Copy with Good Sound _ A Whiter Shade Of Pale (Live) _ Gary Brooker & Friends

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O man,Love this ...
By: ratedr739. on 19 Nov 08, 03:45:53
O man,Love this song..Does it come in instumental as well?

........il lento ...
By: medicalsong. on 01 Nov 08, 21:43:51
........il lento dei lenti ..... 1967

summer of love must ...
By: theonemodifier. on 01 Nov 08, 06:30:46
summer of love must have been fun.yes the best music so far came from the 60,70s no doubt about that.i was born in 61 it was great growing up hearing this stuff on the radio,i feel lucky to have grown up in the 60,70s the times were alot cooler

I love this song!
By: lucecita45. on 30 Oct 08, 23:25:34
I love this song!

Sublime. Great ...
By: glassgremlin. on 26 Oct 08, 01:13:21
Sublime. Great version of this one!

This in one of ...
By: RCTVES. on 24 Oct 08, 22:31:18
This in one of favorites songs when I was a younger and happy boy...in middle 60s... Peace and Love, and the best music ever...60, 70s...

un seul mot : ...
By: JadeTaupie. on 19 Oct 08, 20:45:06
un seul mot : magnifique !

What year was this ...
By: km2711. on 18 Oct 08, 00:27:20
What year was this recording? I so remember this some back in '69-- in Tay Ninh, S. Vietnam on UH-1 Huey Eagle Flights ..I was a door gunner back then based in Cu Chi--and we'd always play this back in the Club.. GREAT MEMORIES

thats one of the ...
By: maqdahe2. on 12 Oct 08, 01:22:44
thats one of the best songs i remeber since i was a kid, it was old by then but i love to listen to it .

best record ever to ...
By: rcjames10. on 11 Oct 08, 23:56:05
best record ever to come out of the 60s.

this was Ringos All ...
By: sgtpepper1138. on 11 Oct 08, 23:01:06
this was Ringos All Starr band in like 2000 or something I swear Mark Rivera (the guy sitting next to Gary Brooker) can play anything

I dont know if you ...
By: galeno27. on 01 Oct 08, 02:22:06
I dont know if you understand me but.... Esta cancion la bailare el dia de mi boda.... ME encanta te amo veonica

duhhh....
By: Crowsfan55. on 28 Sep 08, 06:16:07
duhhh....

god bless your son ...
By: Crowsfan55. on 28 Sep 08, 06:13:40
god bless your son and may the lord watch him over him and return him safely to your arms...

I think his voice ...
By: zodiacbluesbaby. on 24 Sep 08, 14:18:41
I think his voice sounds even better, richer.

thats what this ...
By: 66KAJA66. on 23 Sep 08, 01:14:11
thats what this song has always somehow 'meant' to me, the celing flew away...leaving for the coast, etc. - far from these things... however the story i heard was that these were nonsense lyrics to satirize dylan, beatles, and other bands pomposity no idea if thats true, and dont care because i've always loved it and so pleased the day i learned it on the guitar

Did you notice the ...
By: bleubyu2. on 19 Sep 08, 17:58:25
Did you notice the guest drummer (about 4:20)it appears to be none other than Mr. Richard Starkey, late of another famous Brit band, aka Ringo Starr.

It`s amazing how ...
By: coolchef64. on 12 Sep 08, 19:20:43
It`s amazing how his voice sounds the same.

Like this one ? ...
By: mikemenh. on 11 Sep 08, 07:10:22
Like this one ? Do a search for " A salty dog" if you can only find the song but not the video it is worthit !! Another Brooker Great!

Used to dance to ...
By: zoso97. on 11 Sep 08, 05:09:33
Used to dance to this tune with my husband while we dated, now listen to this while our youngest son is on his 3rd tour of duty to Iraq

Facts about the ...
By: postwarswede. on 08 Sep 08, 10:40:36
Facts about the name Procol Harum: "procol ( procul) is a latin adverb meaning " remote, far way". "Procol" evokes genitive. Thus, the word "harum" meaning "these" is also genitive. The basic word "rerum", meaning "things" is omitted. Procol Harum, thus, means, "far away from these things". It is taken from classical Latin.

Come on - some ...
By: postwarswede. on 08 Sep 08, 10:33:36
Come on - some facts: A Whiter Shade of Pale describes the images being experienced during drug influence. Keith Reid wrote the lyrics. The drummer on the original single version released in late spring in 1967, was the free-lance drummer Bill Eyden. Eyden only got a corny small sum of money for his contribution, no followed-up royalty. The music theme is taken from J S Bach`s Air ( on a G string ), from Suite No 3. "Pale" meant a gold record for the then unemployed guys. Talk about gain !!

outstanding love it ...
By: cammdwg. on 05 Sep 08, 14:24:31
outstanding love it love it love it

One of the most ...
By: Crowsfan55. on 03 Sep 08, 06:20:14
One of the most underrated bands and Brooker on of the most underrated songwriters of the 60's...

definatly Ringo
By: Crowsfan55. on 03 Sep 08, 06:17:28
definatly Ringo

Gary Brooker - No more fear of flying
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Rock oldie

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Charlie Brooker - Tapping The Wire P1
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I actually had ...
By: WatMcWatley. on 13 Nov 08, 01:50:08
I actually had never heard of the show until he referenced it on the Screenwipe USA special. After watching it, and I don't mean to sound like a sheep, it has become my favorite television show as well. I started with the first season I'd purchased secondhand, thinking I could dip in to it on weekends inbetween games and books I was busying myself with. I ended up gorging myself on the entire thirteen hour series in one sitting, then turning right back around for the commentary track.

why didn't they use ...
By: JD1010101110. on 30 Oct 08, 14:18:30
why didn't they use way down in the hole?

i envy you still ...
By: cadfish. on 29 Oct 08, 11:11:35
i envy you still being able to watch it for the first time.

Awesome! Love it ...
By: Maaku87. on 22 Oct 08, 17:06:05
Awesome! Love it when he punches the crab.

The Wire is ...
By: 1timealco. on 17 Oct 08, 22:19:24
The Wire is definitely not any 'better' than the Sopranos but I would certainly admit it as its equal. Along with the 'West Wing', they are 3 of the greatest scripted shows of our generation.

Oh, so you agree ...
By: TheSilhouette. on 13 Oct 08, 00:44:28
Oh, so you agree that the third-world invasion of Europe and the US is akin to the European invasion of North and South American then? Gee, thanks for agreeing with me.

Yeah, look what the ...
By: gwz. on 11 Oct 08, 03:38:26
Yeah, look what the indians got for not fighting of the bloody whites. Ignat..

yup, now look how ...
By: spazmonkey2. on 09 Oct 08, 21:49:10
yup, now look how fucked up it is.

I love that chess ...
By: Applemask. on 09 Oct 08, 11:46:23
I love that chess scene. As good as this show is, he just had to repeat that scene over for half an hour for the same effect.

Ah yes, Baltimore: ...
By: TheSilhouette. on 09 Oct 08, 07:22:05
Ah yes, Baltimore: ground zero for TNB. You'd think you British would take the US as a warning about the results of importing too many blacks and other third-worlders, but I suppose some people just refuse to acknowledge the obvious.

false dichotomy ...
By: Polybius3. on 08 Oct 08, 23:42:12
false dichotomy much? I kid - I love the wire

The world is ...
By: tonythetyger99. on 08 Oct 08, 22:43:32
The world is divided into two sorts of people. Those that think The Wire is the greatest television program ever made. And those who have not seen it yet.

the wire eh? ...
By: leprosyliz. on 08 Oct 08, 19:37:04
the wire eh? whatever you say mr brooker

awesome.
By: benjula2006. on 08 Oct 08, 19:26:23
awesome.

The Wire is awesome ...
By: ambergambler. on 08 Oct 08, 17:19:20
The Wire is awesome. Im half way through the fourth series, cant wait to watch the rest.

I love The Wire, ...
By: HaggyWaggy. on 08 Oct 08, 16:29:32
I love The Wire, got into it after it was mentioned in Screenwipe. It's such an amazingly written, acted and produced show, and I've got 2.5 seasons still to go! :D

Interesting..
By: zentaaki. on 08 Oct 08, 16:28:47
Interesting..

Charlie Brooker on Torchwood
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Charlie Brooker on the BBC3 atrocity Torchwood.

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