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$Louis C.K. \"Why?\"$

Louis C.K. "Why?"
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Comedian Louis C.K.

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Calvin Klein Fashion Show
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http://www.WatchMojo .com presents... An exclusive look at a Calvin Klein fashion show with all the latest styles.

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I love Calvin klein ...
By: 87388780. on 18 Nov 08, 11:53:23
I love Calvin klein underwear

1. I love Calvin ...
By: abercrombieboy1010. on 17 Nov 08, 04:12:47
1. I love Calvin klein 2. Hot male models 3. Love there tight underwhere

tight underwear ...
By: moonkid1982. on 16 Nov 08, 03:41:30
tight underwear makes boy's packages look small.

woah those guys ...
By: Senken2. on 21 Oct 08, 16:18:32
woah those guys were gorgeous. lol made me kinda hard..

sometimes. but ...
By: Senken2. on 21 Oct 08, 16:16:48
sometimes. but seeing as its underwear it really wouldn't matter.

read Don't laugh ...
By: PacmanJones67. on 16 Oct 08, 17:47:42
read Don't laugh at this! Just do it Start thinking something you really really want cause this is astounding the person that sent this to me said their wish came true 10 mins after they read the mail so I thought what the heck You have just been visited by DrSuess's Cat in the Hat. He will grant you one wish Make your wish when? the count down is over 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1 MAKE A WISH Send this to 10 videos within the hour you read this. If you do, your wish will come true

Hey, is it bad to ...
By: Tertuel. on 09 Oct 08, 01:00:39
Hey, is it bad to wear out of seasons stuff?

Some girls have ...
By: refluxie. on 05 Oct 08, 15:34:41
Some girls have fatty abs. So do the men. XD

Make me moan for ...
By: sirpenilev778. on 09 Sep 08, 22:16:34
Make me moan for more dateherwow (dot) com

sexual XD
By: SMV08. on 09 Sep 08, 19:44:31
sexual XD

the last one... I ...
By: BulIshit. on 08 Sep 08, 19:07:14
the last one... I must fuck her!!

in the minute 2.00 ...
By: nordan89. on 12 Aug 08, 23:24:35
in the minute 2.00 OMG wow!!!

...theyr cheap cos ...
By: bambinorobino. on 07 Jul 08, 12:05:01
...theyr cheap cos theyr out of season.

I love calvin klein ...
By: iboyee. on 26 Jun 08, 12:13:20
I love calvin klein underwear

Uhm, I think you ...
By: jonghyun413. on 08 May 08, 16:04:09
Uhm, I think you guys mean "pity" wow, -_-

we are selling lots ...
By: vickyzhan. on 06 May 08, 10:14:03
we are selling lots of cheap CK clothes,please check my file!!!

Because you have ...
By: 9v0Megaman0v9. on 05 Apr 08, 05:21:28
Because you have opened this... you will get kissed on the nearest possible Friday by the? love of your life... if you don't break the chain. Tomorrow will be the best day of your life. However, if you don't send this to at least 10 people by the stroke of midnight tonight you will be forever cursed in love. Just copy and paste this.. Good Luck!

It means a shame. ...
By: luca1984. on 22 Mar 08, 08:30:24
It means a shame. It's just a shame/pitty you can't spell

pitty?
By: birtaa. on 13 Mar 08, 23:51:21
pitty?

einfach dieses ...
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einfach dieses video direkt aufs handy, ohne software zu installieren: viif . de / video-mitnehmen

Because you have ...
By: Pleasenoshit. on 13 Mar 08, 17:42:20
Because you have opened this... you will get kissed on the nearest possible Friday by the love of your life... if you don't break the chain. Tomorrow will be the best day of your life. However, if you don't send this to at least 10 people by the stroke of midnight tonight you will be forever cursed in love. Just copy and paste this.. Good Luck!

sucked. oh well ...
By: kongu58. on 12 Mar 08, 23:08:50
sucked. oh well its underwear afterall

Good on ya, its ...
By: guitartommo. on 11 Mar 08, 08:15:22
Good on ya, its just a pitty you cant spell.

I have a calvin ...
By: ILCB5. on 10 Mar 08, 05:15:41
I have a calvin klein underwear it is so good

this is shit me ...
By: famousboyzky. on 08 Mar 08, 19:16:24
this is shit me and ma crew are better desingers than these creeps check my videoes

Louis CK # 2
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Funniest man Alive... More Louis CK goodness...

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"HAHA FUCK THAT GUY ...
By: kempfun. on 22 Nov 08, 01:22:01
"HAHA FUCK THAT GUY!"

why 2016?
By: dbBosco1. on 21 Nov 08, 22:58:52
why 2016?

"I don't even have ...
By: frailwings100. on 16 Nov 08, 06:33:49
"I don't even have no money" He is freakin hilarious!

louis for prez 2016
By: synesthesia67. on 05 Nov 08, 10:39:26
louis for prez 2016

.....
By: austin6229. on 05 Nov 08, 02:07:58
.....

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ...
By: austin6229. on 03 Nov 08, 02:59:51
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you gotta do it
By: IVIyself. on 02 Nov 08, 15:09:08
you gotta do it

"like my balls if ...
By: ThatBoogieman. on 02 Nov 08, 13:43:47
"like my balls if you love Jesus" LMFAO

06:20 "And ...
By: Slance1Himself. on 27 Oct 08, 15:45:36
06:20 "And sometimes it's OK, but a lot of times it FUCKING isn't OK!" LOL! Louie NEVER disappoints! :D

y i pay da $15 ...
By: datnigdj. on 25 Oct 08, 04:44:16
y i pay da $15 dollars 4 if i dont get 2 have the $20 dollars i paid for, rofl loooooool he has -$10 so if its free he cant afford it, he has 2 raise $10 bucks 2 be broke. he so funny man my side hurt

OMFG most ...
By: avabasa. on 24 Oct 08, 01:28:34
OMFG most outrageous shit

Who's always ...
By: flairmonkey. on 15 Oct 08, 21:31:00
Who's always walking front of the camera!? HAhah, this guy's HILARIOUS

I said that on ...
By: blackrainuponus. on 15 Oct 08, 04:36:10
I said that on Louis' youtube account the day Carlin died.

Man I thought this ...
By: blackrainuponus. on 15 Oct 08, 04:32:44
Man I thought this was the funniest shit ever first time I saw it... Now I'm living it, still funny, but depressing too.

hes real, hes ...
By: htezerdi. on 13 Oct 08, 18:47:07
hes real, hes brutal, hes life

He's got some of ...
By: BrianBot1. on 12 Oct 08, 21:51:18
He's got some of the best delivery of any comic I've ever listened too

...and saved HERE ...
By: jdsalinger301. on 10 Oct 08, 03:37:52
...and saved HERE in the event of a really thorough troll, but unlikely. Time stamp. Move along, nothing to see here.

lick eeemmmmm!!!!! ...
By: nanyloah. on 08 Oct 08, 22:48:47
lick eeemmmmm!!!!! lmfao

If it's free, I ...
By: caitox. on 07 Oct 08, 16:44:50
If it's free, I can't fuckin' afford it! I gotta raise ten bucks to be broke.

Since George Carlin ...
By: 07liberian. on 07 Oct 08, 04:55:52
Since George Carlin Kick The Bucket...That Means Louis CK Is The Funniest Man ALIVE.

lick my balls if ...
By: sideshow26bob. on 07 Oct 08, 04:09:03
lick my balls if you love Jesus. Fuckin Hilarious.

Hahaha, I'm not ...
By: rafucer. on 06 Oct 08, 19:34:45
Hahaha, I'm not honking, fuck this guy! Hilarious.

awesome clip
By: PoetikkJustice. on 01 Oct 08, 23:11:25
awesome clip

LMFAO "Here, take ...
By: Slance1Himself. on 01 Oct 08, 10:54:51
LMFAO "Here, take this guy's 15, fuck him - you should have it!" XD Louis never disappoints lol

omg his ...
By: c1catwoman. on 27 Sep 08, 06:32:32
omg his soooooooooooooo fucking funny!

$Louis CK \"Everything\$

Louis CK "Everything's amazing, nobody's happy"
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Louis CK on Conan (10/1/08) discussing modern conveniences. High quality.

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hilarious.
By: TedHaggardsDealer. on 22 Nov 08, 10:41:24
hilarious.

Absolutely spot-on. ...
By: macronencer. on 22 Nov 08, 09:53:01
Absolutely spot-on. This guy knows where it's at! We've had chip-and-PIN in the UK for a mere couple of years now, and yet when I visited New York last month and had to sign my name to use my credit card my reaction was that it was a little primitive! It's all about perspective :)

He is the best!
By: breuer85. on 22 Nov 08, 08:42:41
He is the best!

cool little "hack"
By: Filos247. on 22 Nov 08, 08:12:18
cool little "hack"

you know, I'm still ...
By: litefox. on 21 Nov 08, 21:08:41
you know, I'm still amazed that I can give a guy 42 cents and he'll bring my letter anywhere in the US, even if its on the other side of the country. His funny jeep burns more gas stopping at my mailbox just to get the letter. Fax machines were when I realized the world had magic in it though.

Yeah he also told ...
By: tog1957. on 21 Nov 08, 14:38:58
Yeah he also told you all to seek out the Jew! Of course the comforts wouldn't last under global Islam that would just be too much like fun

That is so true, ...
By: tog1957. on 21 Nov 08, 14:33:31
That is so true, This bloke is bang on it. The guy who goes eeeeeeeeeh when the phone doesn't work instantly is my boss.

"The crappiest ...
By: emilyek1. on 21 Nov 08, 08:36:55
"The crappiest generation of spoiled idiots."

add "&fmt=18" ( ...
By: shiwsup. on 20 Nov 08, 07:04:19
add "&fmt=18" (without quotes) to see the video in actual high quality.

Louis CK is ...
By: jukeboxdan. on 20 Nov 08, 02:36:50
Louis CK is brilliant. He has it Right. No Debate. Easily one of the 10 best comics working today!

Sigh webconstrix. I ...
By: JRStone29. on 20 Nov 08, 02:00:05
Sigh webconstrix. I should have clarified, when I said "ranting"", it was directed towards the comments/responses to this video, such as yours and mine. Second it's because of our over dependence on technology that we've been so lazily reliant on it. I'm glad your career IS technology, and by not using it as a crutch, you're being smart. The "idiots clutching onto technology like a pacifier" take it for granted, and therefore are being dumb. You only reiterated what I was saying.

The Prophet ...
By: jaedenahmed. on 19 Nov 08, 22:04:31
The Prophet Muhammad (peace and blessings be upon him) said: "Toughen up, toughen up, the comforts won't last" Louis CK is great here, less vulgar than usual, and I forwarded this clip to a few people I know. Pretty cool!!

This video is ...
By: Skitzabeth. on 19 Nov 08, 20:13:23
This video is awesome. I love this guy. This is all so true.

I suppose that was ...
By: residualbill. on 19 Nov 08, 19:10:26
I suppose that was aimed at me. You know, I COULD be stubborn and proud but I won't. You have a very good point. It just gets very frustrating seeing the way many people act due to their, no OUR dependence on technology (I can be just as guilty. We all can.). I suppose the same for technology can be said for what our native ancestors said about fire: "Respect it and it will reward you, abuse it and you'll get burned".

Louie is amazing!
By: sp0ngess. on 19 Nov 08, 19:09:07
Louie is amazing!

Awesome. This is ...
By: ruthlesstoothless. on 19 Nov 08, 18:40:16
Awesome. This is true. People don't seem to appreciate how good we have it these days.

It's nice when ...
By: Godhatesfatpeople. on 19 Nov 08, 18:04:18
It's nice when someone "gets" it.

First of all, he ...
By: webconstrux. on 19 Nov 08, 15:50:31
First of all, he didn't rant on YouTube. He "ranted" on Conan. What he says is true. We are spoiled brats. Secondly, he wasn't "ranting" about the advances of technology, but about the our laziness BECAUSE of technology. My career IS technology but I don't use it as a crutch. Has nothing to do with being "smart". I've seen a lot of idiots clutching on to technology like a pacifier.

The two usual ...
By: JRStone29. on 19 Nov 08, 08:49:13
The two usual responses to this; 1)"Louis CK needs to stop sounding like a cranky old man! We live in fast paced world, stop living in the past" 2)Louis CK is right! We need to stop being so spoiled and instantly gratified!" Ranting on Youtube ain't gonna help, the damage is already done. With our rapidly growing dependence on technology the answer is simple. The smart people who use it correctly will only get smarter and the idiots who don't will only get dumber. Pick which you want to be.

EVERYONE should ...
By: residualbill. on 19 Nov 08, 08:05:20
EVERYONE should listen to what he says here. Every word he says is exactly right. Everyone needs to stop being spoiled babies, thinking that everything's owed to us. I swear, one day something will happen that will make all this technology useless. Hell, be glad we have indoor plumbing and heat and a/c. Of course I say all this while my t.v. is on with the volume off. Why? Because I'm fucking spoiled.

because dane cook ...
By: mckockiner. on 19 Nov 08, 04:41:36
because dane cook sucks.

LOL quality ...
By: mckockiner. on 19 Nov 08, 04:41:12
LOL quality entertainment!

Louis CK is fucking ...
By: Godhatesfatpeople. on 19 Nov 08, 03:05:25
Louis CK is fucking brilliant.

"you"re sitting in ...
By: tg00k. on 17 Nov 08, 05:45:59
"you"re sitting in a chair....in the sky!!!"...fukin great

ah, ok. I should ...
By: NumberOneYoshiFan. on 17 Nov 08, 02:31:40
ah, ok. I should look that show up.

Louis CK @ The Improv
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Hilarious Comedian and writer Louis CK doing stand up.

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two thumbs up LMAO
By: djfred500. on 18 Nov 08, 20:32:15
two thumbs up LMAO

Agreed. Easily the ...
By: PainAddict666. on 16 Nov 08, 05:19:23
Agreed. Easily the best, next to Stanhope.

how long before ...
By: kn3ckel. on 14 Nov 08, 14:06:26
how long before dane cook steals these bits?

he has the face and ...
By: magikarp033. on 14 Nov 08, 03:22:00
he has the face and hair of a great comedian

How to counter ...
By: Saedin. on 07 Nov 08, 03:22:23
How to counter childrens "why" cycle: Say I dunno. Why? I dunno. Why? I dunno. Why? I dunno. Why? I dunno. Why? I dunno. Why? I dunno. Why? I dunno. Why? I dunno. Why? I dunno. Why? I dunno. Eventually it just because an endurance match.

Lmao! shut up and ...
By: smbrox. on 05 Nov 08, 21:50:27
Lmao! shut up and eat your fukin fries!

best comedian on ...
By: jrobinso. on 05 Nov 08, 08:01:52
best comedian on the scene today by far. Dont even bother trying to argue, it's just true.

lmao. the hell ...
By: TheFenikkusu. on 03 Nov 08, 16:20:27
lmao. the hell thing was hilarious.

wow, he bombed at ...
By: BraveLittlePuma. on 03 Nov 08, 09:31:22
wow, he bombed at the end there

...
By: lukaborna. on 30 Oct 08, 23:44:19
hahahaahhaahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

genius... he's ...
By: kyapello. on 28 Oct 08, 11:39:55
genius... he's soooo fuckin sick

underatted comedian
By: agentpf1101. on 28 Oct 08, 02:21:30
underatted comedian

HAHAHAHA.
By: Alycorerobotx. on 24 Oct 08, 11:17:13
HAHAHAHA.

'yoga spinning ...
By: theartfulbadger1. on 22 Oct 08, 14:15:20
'yoga spinning fuckin people place' hahhaha i saw this guy live in london it was fantastic - chewed up

...
By: FOBioPatel. on 12 Oct 08, 17:23:25
ROTFLOLMFAOROFLOMGLOLCAT

Everybody DO THIS!
By: caitox. on 08 Oct 08, 00:14:05
Everybody DO THIS!

is he not the ...
By: jmlpaulin. on 06 Oct 08, 01:49:20
is he not the funniest looking person ever?

Bananas ROCK!!!!!!!
By: amber1231denise. on 05 Oct 08, 00:20:22
Bananas ROCK!!!!!!!

lmfaorofl
By: valcan. on 02 Oct 08, 17:50:51
lmfaorofl

if you ever go to ...
By: corndog447. on 02 Oct 08, 09:10:14
if you ever go to Asian supermarket people say "accuse me" instead of excuse me. Lol it's so funny.. Accuse you of what?

this guy is to ...
By: Schutzstaffel23. on 30 Sep 08, 06:02:31
this guy is to awesome

he reminds me of ...
By: comengetit9. on 29 Sep 08, 00:58:21
he reminds me of mike rowe, the guy from just shoot me with the bald head, and Red Foreman from that 70s show all mixed into one guy

accuse you of what? ...
By: jd1060. on 27 Sep 08, 22:34:05
accuse you of what? that you don't know how to fucking talk? I laughed

i just came back ...
By: c1catwoman. on 27 Sep 08, 05:57:45
i just came back from his show, it was fukking funny!! love it.

I like this guy.
By: RedeGude. on 20 Sep 08, 19:53:38
I like this guy.

F*CK VIACOM!...oh and happy 4th of July!
Posted by: sxephil

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Help Raise awareness: http://digg.com/worl d_news/F_CK_VIACOM (I said Wednesday to see if anyone would check the description :-p)
YouTube has an updated look at the situation: http://www.youtube.c om/blog
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http://twitter.co m/phillyd
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hey, yall forgot, ...
By: PointlessPriest. on 21 Nov 08, 23:18:24
hey, yall forgot, if there wasnt viacom there would not be south park! viacom rocks, so does youtube, but im still kinda pissed of at viacom for fuckin suing youtube...but still, viacom rocks, they own everything hollywood, so there wouldnt be any of your fav movies if there was no viacom!
Fuck Viacom, they ...
By: mouse5hi7. on 20 Nov 08, 05:58:25
Fuck Viacom, they can all go to hell and die
yeah I rebel ...
By: AmericanStereotype. on 18 Nov 08, 11:00:02
yeah I rebel against Vamicom!
...you rebel you!!
By: dsmoke8180. on 18 Nov 08, 09:24:18
...you rebel you!!
yes i agree
By: earthencarnait. on 17 Nov 08, 23:43:16
yes i agree
viacom is the ...
By: earthencarnait. on 17 Nov 08, 23:43:06
viacom is the biggest bitch out there
I hate Viacock ...
By: davidjolly007. on 17 Nov 08, 17:18:35
I hate Viacock FUCK YOU!
I taunted Viacom ...
By: AmericanStereotype. on 17 Nov 08, 16:08:15
I taunted Viacom and I'm not scared!I found they'r chanel and I bitched at them!
I am too. Starting ...
By: jdkinfinityalt. on 16 Nov 08, 03:53:05
I am too. Starting today! DIE VIACOM DIE~!!!!!!
poi ni akumi ...
By: coolvin82. on 16 Nov 08, 02:52:11
poi ni akumi samikutra
fuck viacom im ...
By: escovar77. on 16 Nov 08, 02:20:27
fuck viacom im boycotting these bitches
Viacom, you need to ...
By: rocksage2. on 16 Nov 08, 00:52:23
Viacom, you need to see the error of your ways. otherwise you will be boycotted by many.
Fuck you Viacom (I ...
By: Susieshepherd. on 16 Nov 08, 00:18:36
Fuck you Viacom (I hope they read this)
FUCK YOU VIACOM!
By: liveurlifeg. on 13 Nov 08, 23:10:16
FUCK YOU VIACOM!
CLUB SANDWITCHES, ...
By: CAR18MEN. on 12 Nov 08, 21:08:26
CLUB SANDWITCHES, NOT SEALS!!!!!!!!
FUCK YOU VIACOM! ...
By: CyborgCommando1980. on 12 Nov 08, 11:10:05
FUCK YOU VIACOM! FUCK YOU!
Fuck viacom. This ...
By: poopshipdestroyer27. on 11 Nov 08, 23:41:23
Fuck viacom. This unamerican bullshit has to stop. I will never buy anything made by viacom. I will never watch tv again, because viacom owns it all. Lets put these bastards into the hole, the economies in just the right place to do so. BOYCOTT VIACOM TODAY!
This guy reminds me ...
By: X1mtheDespot. on 11 Nov 08, 22:43:32
This guy reminds me of Lex Friedman.
viacom claimed like ...
By: SuJuForeverThirteen. on 11 Nov 08, 00:40:55
viacom claimed like all of my videos
Fuck Viacom
By: SmashMan94. on 09 Nov 08, 22:46:06
Fuck Viacom
BLOODY HELL VIACOM! ...
By: PeterTechGuy. on 08 Nov 08, 14:11:49
BLOODY HELL VIACOM! I tried to upload Crysis Warhead Trailer but Viacom blocked it, and why other people can upload it??!
this made the news ...
By: rainbowmenA535. on 07 Nov 08, 22:42:33
this made the news !!!
thank you Mr. Judge ...
By: rambojoe2323. on 04 Nov 08, 06:19:27
thank you Mr. Judge man. you definitely have the authority to take my privacy away. Viacom bloodsuckers
Fucking viacom, ...
By: SoulReaper876. on 02 Nov 08, 21:07:32
Fucking viacom, privacy stealing bastards
Viacom are a bunch ...
By: zackboy105. on 02 Nov 08, 12:36:51
Viacom are a bunch of retarded fish they took south park a 2 min video and called it copy right now thats retarded its 2 mins lol

Louis CK animation short
Posted by: louisck

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http://www.louisck.c om
written and performed by Louis CK
Animation by Aarron Augenblick of Augenblick studios. They are a great bunch of people.
http://www.myspac e.com/louisck
ps. I don't hate my dad. It's a joke, dummy.

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Dane Cook steals material from Louie CK
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Proof that Dane Cook stole material from Louie CK multiple times.
*Audio was not compiled by me. I'm merely publishing this in an easier to see form on Youtube*

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I Completly Agree. ...
By: keswaw. on 21 Nov 08, 19:32:29
I Completly Agree. DANE COOK IS AWESOME PERIOD.NOW FUCK OFF ALL YOU FUCKING HATERS

dane cook is the ...
By: MIJOFilms. on 21 Nov 08, 06:32:03
dane cook is the biggest douche ever and not because steals comic material.

That's not the same ...
By: ultimatefetish. on 19 Nov 08, 04:50:20
That's not the same thing at all....

That's exactly what ...
By: ienak162. on 18 Nov 08, 09:48:12
That's exactly what I was going to say. Thank you for getting in my head.

this isnt really ...
By: selly6411. on 12 Nov 08, 18:55:12
this isnt really stolen. its the same idea but its not at all the same joke. dane cook is the best stand up comedian going right now so you all need to get over it.

Its all in the way ...
By: 607924. on 12 Nov 08, 00:37:09
Its all in the way the joke is delivered... Some deliver it good, and others deliver it GREAT!!! Think about it next time you give your jokes, Maybe someones going to make it better....

its not stealing ...
By: FunnyPunkMonkey. on 11 Nov 08, 02:57:32
its not stealing really its just making it better and overreacting much? get a life...

No, everybody does ...
By: myroncope. on 09 Nov 08, 19:28:48
No, everybody does not steal jokes. Some comics are inspired by other comics. Steven Wright was inspired by George Carlin when Carlin did the "noticing the little things in life" bit. But Wright didn't do the exact same fucking jokes. Seinfeld built a whole act on that, but he's nothing like Carlin. Same with Eddie Murphy to Richard Pryor. They don't do the exact same fucking jokes like stupid Dane Cook does. Fuck him. If he dies, good.

louis ck has to be ...
By: imgod3000. on 05 Nov 08, 04:43:10
louis ck has to be the most underrated comic today so its ok for dane cook to rip him off because who's gonna know

nope.....hun EVERY ...
By: FunnyPunkMonkey. on 05 Nov 08, 00:41:01
nope.....hun EVERY comedian has stolen a joke before. this guy has stole a joke to from what ive heard. and his deliverance sucks hes just like telling a story. everyone has an opinion thats mine. so bye

what the fuck are ...
By: cyclone176. on 04 Nov 08, 22:04:30
what the fuck are yo smoking? dane cook steals everybody else's material, its not original, therefore it makes it not funny, BECAUSE SOMEONE ELSE SAID IT first and thought of it first, Louis c.k writes incredible material, and his delivery is stunning, this is a guy who has worked his ass off, unlike joke stealing dane cook....capishe?

Do you think this ...
By: jingleshady. on 04 Nov 08, 13:23:03
Do you think this was accidental or intentional?

car door .vs. a ...
By: TeskaNRayProductions. on 03 Nov 08, 02:12:36
car door .vs. a whole car...not the same naming kids are fun! anf Fff is not Lilil 1 week .vs. 1 day!!! He may have gotten ideas but it's not the same material

Ahahah man CK is ...
By: 7324971. on 02 Nov 08, 03:19:52
Ahahah man CK is so fkin funny cook is ok but truly not on CKs level

Lol you guys ...
By: GenWoZhoAi. on 31 Oct 08, 21:09:34
Lol you guys suck.Dane Cook sucks ass, I don't know why he has 20003949348374 worshippers following him and suckin his cock all day. Louis CK is alot funnier.

the only one that ...
By: Dracowrath1. on 28 Oct 08, 08:06:58
the only one that really seemed like it was stolen was the last one since it was basicly the same thing.

No you dont ...
By: FunnyPunkMonkey. on 28 Oct 08, 04:00:32
No you dont actually....but ok think what you will I however have enough information to say that you are very ignorant and cant help but argue over the internet....O well bye bye :)

So hes fat, that ...
By: bighink69. on 27 Oct 08, 21:51:27
So hes fat, that automatically makes your opinion void because the fact of the matter is with that comment i now have all the information i need to call you a biased ignorant asshole, plus you were fucking home schooled you have like 5 friends so 2 or 3 outta 5 is half dipshit

hmm well theres ...
By: FunnyPunkMonkey. on 27 Oct 08, 21:49:23
hmm well theres only a few ppl i kno that would prefer this louis guy and thats not saying much. It dosnt matter if he makes an idiot out of himself because hes doing what he likes and he does it good thats that point blank it dosnt matter who made a joke and who took it and made it better Point blank is danes better and he improved this fat ass's jokes

Having to act like ...
By: bighink69. on 27 Oct 08, 21:45:27
Having to act like a sweaty retard on stage doesn't cut it at delivery. Like the guy below said its biased because Louis C.K doesn't whore himself out with promotions. There are many successful comics who just stand there and tell jokes. If you have to do cartwheels on the stage while doing a joke then your only making an idiot outta yourself

Thank you just ...
By: bighink69. on 27 Oct 08, 21:43:52
Thank you just sheep following the herd my friend

he cant even talk ...
By: FunnyPunkMonkey. on 27 Oct 08, 09:49:45
he cant even talk yet for one...for two hes very smart AND talented so fuck you....And thats the point dane acts like a complete idiot hint hint the laughing. it IS always about the delivery you wouldnt think it was as funny is someone just stood there and said the joke like they were talking

I actually think ...
By: santan25. on 27 Oct 08, 00:24:22
I actually think Louie says them better, all you people are just biased fucks that only know whats been on TV in the past few years and whats popular, unthinking majority.

dane cook overdoes ...
By: Turtleboy28. on 26 Oct 08, 20:50:40
dane cook overdoes it on his jokes. he screams too much..

Rofl i accidently ...
By: bighink69. on 26 Oct 08, 12:32:38
Rofl i accidently clicked on your profile to see that you have a baby. God help that child and hope he didn't get your grammar. No it's not always about delivery, and the fact that you think jumping around and waving your arms around like an idiot is delivery well thats just special

Louis CK learns about the Catholic Church
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http://wwww.louisck. com
driven by simple curiosity, I did some investiagative reporting and found out some surprising things about the Catholic Church...

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The best part is ...
By: kingthamus. on 22 Nov 08, 06:13:32
The best part is the end. Hilarious.

you will go to hell ...
By: arn6735. on 21 Nov 08, 07:17:48
you will go to hell man, its not funny

Fuck jesus and his ...
By: bfgoodrik. on 20 Nov 08, 01:32:09
Fuck jesus and his holy church

xtianity is garbage.
By: bfgoodrik. on 20 Nov 08, 01:31:32
xtianity is garbage.

hahahahaha. wtf. ...
By: BIGJOHNSONxPWNS. on 19 Nov 08, 04:07:57
hahahahaha. wtf. louis ck is the best. the tear at 4:09 is great.

At St. Joseph's ...
By: kensk100. on 19 Nov 08, 02:00:46
At St. Joseph's Dirty, Filthy, Cruel, Wicked Catholic School located at 2 Summit Street, Batavia, N.Y.14020 (585)3436154 in 1963-67 Sister Mary Fitzgerald kept a Diary/Journal of her insults and torments directed at left handed school children she picked on. I will pay $5,000 for that Diary/Journal to prove my point of the Evil that lies within the walls of St. Joseph's Dirty, Filthy, Cruel, Wicked school. Ken Kosiorek 2121 Seagull Lane San Diego, Ca 92123 858 279 6344 Call Me to Discuss

Quality
By: BILLYE1873. on 18 Nov 08, 22:51:10
Quality

OMG this is the ...
By: kymbao. on 18 Nov 08, 22:25:51
OMG this is the funniest thing I've seen in years. Stellar.

lolol oh man what a ...
By: StephenRankin1873. on 18 Nov 08, 21:42:47
lolol oh man what a fucking quality video. Sir, you are a legend. When you go to heaven, better show the Virgin Mary that video;)

"wow, that is so ...
By: sp0ngess. on 18 Nov 08, 19:52:18
"wow, that is so interesting.."

HaHahhahahahahahha! ...
By: wineyamehouse. on 18 Nov 08, 13:42:32
HaHahhahahahahahha!!! Tell it like it is my friend..Funny, but in a way it's not, 'cause it's TRUE. Fuckin' pedophiles.

I get in from work ...
By: thissacredengland. on 17 Nov 08, 20:40:36
I get in from work after a shit day. Open my e-mails and a mate has forwarded this to me. Haven't fucking laughed so much in ages. Never heard of Louis CK until now. Dude, you are a legend.

You boob. Everyone ...
By: DavidAames2000. on 17 Nov 08, 02:00:46
You boob. Everyone knows the Jews control the world...the struggle continues. Lol.

"and its tax ...
By: Ssjtrunks2000. on 16 Nov 08, 15:56:34
"and its tax deductible!" rofl 5/5

2:58 hahahahahahaha ...
By: TheGeeZaaAaa. on 16 Nov 08, 12:25:14
2:58 hahahahahahaha Louis CK is awesome!

louis ck is awesome
By: streetz23. on 16 Nov 08, 04:17:13
louis ck is awesome

this video sucks
By: pitt234567. on 16 Nov 08, 00:50:05
this video sucks

At St. Joseph's ...
By: kensk100. on 14 Nov 08, 03:09:41
At St. Joseph's Dirty, Filthy, Cruel, Wicked Catholic School located at 2 Summit Street, Batavia, N.Y.14020 (585)343 6154 in 1963-67, Sister Mary Fitzgerald kept a Diary/Journal of her insults and torments directed at left handed school children she picked on. I will pay $5,000 for that Diary/Journal to prove my point of the Evil that lies within the walls of St. Joseph's Dirty, Filthy, Cruel, Wicked school. Ken Kosiorek 2121 Seagull Lane San Diego, Ca 92123 858 279 6344 Call Me to Discuss

At Saint Joseph's ...
By: kensk100. on 13 Nov 08, 05:41:02
At Saint Joseph's Dirty, Filthy, Cruel Wicked Catholic School in Batavia, New York in 1964, Sister Mary Fitzgerald kept a Diary of her insults and torments of the left handed school children she picked on. I will pay $5,000 for that Diary to prove my point of the Evil that lies within the walls of Saint Joseph's Dirty, Filthy, Cruel Wicked School managed by the Buffalo Diocese of New York State. Ken Kosiorek 2121 Seagull Lane San Diego, Ca 92123 858 279 6344 Call Me to Discuss

This wideo tells it ...
By: kensk100. on 11 Nov 08, 14:55:45
This wideo tells it the way it really is under the? Management of the Dirty, Filthy, Cruel, Wicked Roman Catholic Vatican. Evil Bishop Ed Kmiec - Buffalo, New York Roman Catholic Diocese won't give me the REAL BIRTH NAMES of the Four Dirty, Filthy, Cruel, Wicked Catholic Nuns that molested and tormented me for being left handed in 1963-1967 STOP ALL DONATIONS TO ALL DIRTY, FILTHY, CRUEL, WICKED CATHOLIC CHURCHES! Ken Kosiorek 2121 Seagull Lane San Diego, CA 92123 858 279 6344

TOO FUNNY!!! 10+ on ...
By: ChristopherJSteel. on 11 Nov 08, 05:56:19
TOO FUNNY!!! 10+ on this one!

The Catholic church ...
By: kensk100. on 11 Nov 08, 04:43:18
The Catholic church is the biggest financial power, wealth accumulator and property owner in existence. She is a greater possessor of material riches than any other single institution, corporation, bank, giant trust, government or? state of the whole globe. The pope, as the visible ruler of this immense amassment of wealth, is consequently the richest individual of the twentieth century. No one can realistically assess how much he is worth in terms of billions of dollars

wtf
By: SuthLatte34. on 11 Nov 08, 03:31:03
wtf

"The Church had ...
By: smaakjeks. on 11 Nov 08, 00:26:05
"The Church had greater influence on the abolition of slavery. And not Atheism" Atheism is not a doctrine, so it can't influence anyone to do anything, for good or for bad. Like making people in Africa believe that condoms don't work, an idea that the Pope is responsible for proliferating. You're just listing a bunch of dates of abolishment that have nothing to do with any Church. Copy-pasting from wikipedia is fun, we know. As is slathering bible quotes all over the place, apparently.

"The Church ...
By: smaakjeks. on 11 Nov 08, 00:10:04
"The Church tolerated slavery then, as in several other instances, because its immediate abolishment would have led to great confusion; but her teaching of charity and of the equality of all men in Christ gradually effected the abandonment of slave holding." Uhm, no. The final defenders of slavery in the US used the bible to show that it was God's will to allow for slaves to be kept. It was not the bible that convinced anyone to abolish slavery, but the development and maturity of our societies.

Louis CK - Saddest Handjob
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One of the best bits from Louis CK: Shameless.

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lmao i just had the ...
By: cruhg. on 19 Nov 08, 01:31:10
lmao i just had the saddest handjob of my life last night, this skit makes me feel much better.

this guy is ...
By: SnortShroomz90. on 23 Oct 08, 01:18:22
this guy is hilarious

Hilarious.
By: comedysnob. on 13 Sep 08, 06:56:24
Hilarious.

HAHAHAHAHAHA ive ...
By: ArtCrag. on 04 Sep 08, 20:34:18
HAHAHAHAHAHA ive never seen this guy before

here's the thing ...
By: leitermann. on 21 Jul 08, 20:10:33
here's the thing about handjobs: every woman is terrible at them because they don't have the kind of practice that it takes to master it, & if you ever meet a woman that is good at it, you should probably get on antibiotics & consult a doctor or something.

lmao fuck that was ...
By: niemanickurwa. on 04 Jul 08, 17:16:03
lmao fuck that was funny

Louis CK: You are ...
By: gamakatzu. on 24 Jun 08, 15:40:33
Louis CK: You are the funniest comedian I´ve seen in a long, loooong time. Keep it up!

Hopefuly a girl who ...
By: ghonnyboi. on 14 May 08, 05:21:38
Hopefuly a girl who knows the meaning of the word commitment. :P

Girls can't master ...
By: gpenn2. on 14 May 08, 03:34:58
Girls can't master it? Who's mastering it for you?

you haven't ...
By: discodino. on 09 May 08, 02:18:46
you haven't mastered anything until you prove it to me.

I'll sell myself to ...
By: ghonnyboi. on 28 Apr 08, 02:10:38
I'll sell myself to science so girls can learn to do handjobs on me in your class. :)

I will volunteer ...
By: caseyprice. on 28 Apr 08, 01:32:59
I will volunteer for all mankind to teach this class.

this is so real..!
By: Orchid85. on 13 Apr 08, 12:56:19
this is so real..!

ive mastered it 8]
By: binkyiszdope. on 30 Mar 08, 03:13:41
ive mastered it 8]

Girls can never ...
By: ghonnyboi. on 28 Mar 08, 21:01:36
Girls can never master the hand job. They need training classes for that shit.

...
By: cremeofawsome. on 13 Mar 08, 05:16:04
loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooollll omg

anyone know of a ...
By: brokenheadstuff. on 05 Mar 08, 17:40:33
anyone know of a clip (pretty sure it was from 'shameless', could be wrong) of the bit about his wife talking too much think it ends with "have some consideration for the fucking listener!!"

Only comedian that ...
By: speedemn. on 28 Feb 08, 01:14:02
Only comedian that relates to real married life!! Louis your the best!!!

us guys.. we just ...
By: Bikerboy1137. on 22 Feb 08, 09:37:11
us guys.. we just need it to release, women need to make it all emotional about it and shiver and lay down and cry about it afterwards. hahahaha that part murdered me.

The reflecting pool ...
By: OboxerU. on 22 Feb 08, 02:53:22
The reflecting pool part slayed me.

LMAO
By: logwind. on 16 Feb 08, 17:42:22
LMAO

He said "She's not ...
By: stratman123. on 10 Feb 08, 04:03:39
He said "She's not getting any DEADER", which is even funnier!

that's hilarious! ...
By: Pankotor. on 03 Feb 08, 00:51:16
that's hilarious! hahaha !

Crude, Filthy, ...
By: canucksfan94. on 12 Jan 08, 07:23:10
Crude, Filthy, Disgusting and Vile!!! I LOVE IT!!!

i think were ...
By: nov251968aab. on 11 Jan 08, 12:09:32
i think were married to the same woman

$Snoop Dogg Says: \$

Snoop Dogg Says: ''F*ck Bill O'Reilly!'' TBOHipHop.net
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This was recorded from a dutch talkshow last night (03-29-07). Some funny shit :P. Check out the whole interview at http://www.rtl.nl/sh ows/jensen/video/

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BTW, even if ...
By: chriskardos. on 22 Nov 08, 01:36:33
BTW, even if Snoop's in my 'Snoop's tha man!' comment would have been possessive, you wouldn't have anything to criticize me with. Snoop's the man in possessive would mean that Snoop owns Bill O'Reilly which he does by the way. So whoever FOX you should reconsider therapy!

snoop ur a moron ...
By: rustilldown7. on 22 Nov 08, 00:35:57
snoop ur a moron YEAh i dont agree with oreilly saying to put him in prison becuase hes a wise guy. thats stupid but snoop is just as bad as o reilly because he's insulting him too. AND if Orreilly fought with snoop, Oreilly would break that twig in half. jk but serously i think O reilly would win.

Fuck Oprah 2!!!!!
By: Dre7Guevara. on 21 Nov 08, 21:00:20
Fuck Oprah 2!!!!!

lol
By: Killuminati911. on 21 Nov 08, 18:50:10
lol

in-bred orally ...
By: 187MIKESLAPSOREALLY. on 21 Nov 08, 06:59:38
in-bred orally should change the name of his show to the "old perverted fucker hour".sexual predators like orally sympathize with other sexual predators.. this is no surprise in orally's case. the 187 just watched another clip where orally blamed a murder victim for the crime committed against her because she was wearing a short skirt tube top and drunk. orally probably was the perpertrator runn'n round with his loofah and shower cap.ahahahaha

straight pimp that ...
By: 187MIKESLAPSOREALLY. on 21 Nov 08, 06:55:24
straight pimp that falafel wearing dick sucka snoopmeister. while have'n him bent over in the airport men's restroom.ahahaha snoop would have that racist orally suck'n big dick on 5th? and broadway.see cause the snoopster is from the steets.

why dat white man, ...
By: 187MIKESLAPSOREALLY. on 21 Nov 08, 06:53:55
why dat white man,uh,er billee orally don't like dat black man,um,ah snoop dawwgg?? snoop dogg have dem white hoes along with orally's daughter suck'n his black sweaty meat or sum'n??ahahahah fuck racist orally live!!ahahahaa

FUCK billee orally. ...
By: 187MIKESLAPSOREALLY. on 21 Nov 08, 06:53:24
FUCK billee orally...Trying to sound like the reincarnation of morality while he is sexually harrasing employees. And of course being a lying jerk doesnt help him with that image too. "fuck it, we'll do it live!!"

wow. It's the first ...
By: 187MIKESLAPSOREALLY. on 21 Nov 08, 06:52:56
wow. It's the first time that the 187 has ever agreed with what Snoop Dogg says.. billee orally is the worst human being ever. hee should be maimed and left for dead.ahahahaa

billee orally a ...
By: 187MIKESLAPSOREALLY. on 21 Nov 08, 06:51:55
billee orally a sexual predator sympathizes with other sexual predators.. this is a surprise? i just watched another clip where orally blamed a murder victim for the crime committed against her because she was wearing a short skirt tube top and drunk. the man is a lower life form. orally should change the name of his show to the "old perverted fucker hour".rofl "do the damn thang live!!"

ha "suck my dick" ...
By: comethgatorade. on 21 Nov 08, 05:25:25
ha "suck my dick" hahahahahahaha nice said should have said it with more space between each word like "suck my dic"

And it's perfectly ...
By: wtw88. on 21 Nov 08, 02:41:24
And it's perfectly OK for me to call Snoop by his pet name (Soop) whenever I feel like it!! Go Doggy!!

And, Hooyah324, as ...
By: wtw88. on 21 Nov 08, 02:38:08
And, Hooyah324, as chriskardos so aptly pointed out, Soop was right on this occasion!

As a writer, ...
By: wtw88. on 21 Nov 08, 02:33:56
As a writer, Hooya325, I can tell you unequivocally that "Snoop's" is entirely appropriate as an expression meaning "Snoop is". As for the use of "tha" in lieu of "the" - progressive writers (who are the ones who shape our language) reluctantly admit that, although we value our language and don't want it bastardised) as in using a "z", as you Yanks do, when an "s" is correct, that writing in a folksy style is acceptable as corract spelling. Mark Twain did it in Huckleberry Finn, for instance.

There is some real ...
By: ChampaignLibertarian. on 21 Nov 08, 02:25:35
There is some real intelligence and intellectual debate! Go Snoop! Take us backwards down the evolutionary ladder a couple steps.

snoop say, "what's ...
By: 187MIKESLAPSOREALLY. on 21 Nov 08, 00:05:27
snoop say, "what's that??? naw, i ner been on da ofreeze winfreeze show. but i did have dat cwacka orally suckl'n on deese big black salty balls? dough fo real."ahaha some funny shit right dare even if'n ya are a bille bob knob sucka.ahahaha

dammmmmnnnnn!! that ...
By: 187MIKESLAPSOREALLY. on 21 Nov 08, 00:00:31
dammmmmnnnnn!! that black guy snoop got down right MAVRICKEY with that redneck racist billee orally fo sho!! slap that in-bred fuck with ur black dick snoop!!ahahahaha

ahaha,it does kinda ...
By: 187MIKESLAPSOREALLY. on 20 Nov 08, 23:58:57
ahaha,it does kinda remind ya of the fux noise network doesn't it??ahahaha the 187 reports and re-pubics that don't like gett'n some of their own medicine reply.ahahaha

Bill O'Reilly is a ...
By: EcLipsE1982Fat. on 20 Nov 08, 23:29:56
Bill O'Reilly is a self-righteous old fart who thinks his shit don't stink. He's one of those people who dream of living back in the 1950's, with a white picket fence, a perfect housewife who has his dinner and his newspaper on the table when he comes home, 2.387 kids or whatever, who are perfectly well behaved and never question his authority. Dream on, Bill. We're a long way from Father Knows Best.

I smoke pot but im ...
By: Chslosers. on 20 Nov 08, 22:24:14
I smoke pot but im a fan of Oreilly.

Nice, your ...
By: SleepyClassof08. on 20 Nov 08, 21:54:48
Nice, your stereotyping. Doing the same thing that Bill O'Reily does. What makes you better than him if you do the EXACT same thing?

Now that would be a ...
By: azchevs. on 20 Nov 08, 16:48:13
Now that would be a great boxing match!

When the monkey ...
By: MyTightPussyStinks. on 20 Nov 08, 14:03:57
When the monkey talks, people laugh! Pathetic!

snoop say, "what's ...
By: 187MIKESLAPSOREALLY. on 20 Nov 08, 06:53:46
snoop say, "what's that??? naw, i ner been on da ofreeze winfreeze show. but i did have dat cwacka orally suckl'n on deese big black salty balls dough fo real."ahaha some funny shit right dare even if'n ya are a bille bob knob sucka.ahahaha

snoop would have ...
By: 187MIKESLAPSOREALLY. on 20 Nov 08, 06:51:20
snoop would have that racist orally suck'n big dick on 5th? and broadway.see cause the snoopster is from the steets. straight pimp'n that falafel wearing dick sucka while have'n him bent over in the airport men's restroom.ahahaha

F*CK PANCAKES!
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http://www.phillyd.t v
Blah Blah Blah

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I like your "... ...
By: bluexmoonxmusic. on 19 Nov 08, 04:10:20
I like your "...hitting a football over a tennis net with a baseball bat" analogy.

yes.....but obama ...
By: DmastaPlaya. on 18 Nov 08, 21:24:46
yes.....but obama won

hey fuck you ...
By: nickybabesz. on 18 Nov 08, 14:16:52
hey fuck you pancakes are awsome.....i'd give them there own holiday

I hope you have ...
By: Darverses. on 16 Nov 08, 19:05:07
I hope you have breasts and a feminine body, too. And I hope you were born with 'em. Because if not.... ...awkward... o_o

He could always mix ...
By: garutsu1992. on 16 Nov 08, 07:06:15
He could always mix 5 of his clips up, which is 20 minutes to 26 minutes. Good enough to make 200million views!

DUDE. I'M A HALF ...
By: ashtonSTAYFRESHH. on 16 Nov 08, 04:37:20
DUDE. I'M A HALF BLACK JEW TOO. AND I HAVE A VAGINA! no joke. no like, seriously.

Pancakes DO deserve ...
By: myndwave. on 14 Nov 08, 05:00:06
Pancakes DO deserve they're holiday. When's Pancake day? Great video.

i also think you ...
By: amritnijjar1. on 11 Nov 08, 23:10:27
i also think you should be on t.v but his vids are only like 4 mins long :S

you should be on tv!
By: SnuggleDiddies. on 07 Nov 08, 00:18:11
you should be on tv!

lol
By: MadBear12. on 04 Nov 08, 10:59:16
lol

I don't hate him
By: jptkelley. on 30 Oct 08, 04:57:02
I don't hate him

that was shit
By: Antniye. on 27 Oct 08, 15:07:21
that was shit

what r your ...
By: boneyardfox. on 25 Oct 08, 00:11:58
what r your feelongs about OMG? your stance on LOL and your veiw about TXTing in general? if anybody says lol around me i just know we'll never be friends. also i wish we selebrated fat ass pancake day more because ive never been to a pancake house of pancakes

i love this guy!! ...
By: superkodac. on 19 Oct 08, 05:50:05
i love this guy!! he tells it how it is. not how people want it to be told. jeez. go Phillip Defranco!

i am the triforce ...
By: rachelstegasaurus. on 16 Oct 08, 07:53:35
i am the triforce of oppression!!! black/white jewish girl :) heck yes how do you think i got into college? grades? outside activities? psssssh. i am an affirmative action goldmine :D LOL JUST KIDDING.

Yes.
By: Bladescope. on 12 Oct 08, 17:34:30
Yes.

Does this guy get ...
By: DABEERS5811. on 09 Oct 08, 23:45:23
Does this guy get paid?

You should be a ...
By: GamerFan88. on 08 Oct 08, 15:19:12
You should be a news reporter

make a video on the ...
By: yolo5151. on 07 Oct 08, 22:44:26
make a video on the 18 of october its my birthday that day.- nick clarke

Fat tuesday is a ...
By: FootClanLeader. on 07 Oct 08, 11:43:00
Fat tuesday is a polish holiday where everyone eats punchkies wich are deep fried jelly or cream filled doughnuts. At least thats what fat tuesday is in Michigan.

granted seems to be ...
By: mysteryboard74. on 06 Oct 08, 03:00:59
granted seems to be your word of the day.

Anything that has ...
By: boogie504. on 05 Oct 08, 05:39:30
Anything that has to do with food, I will take this guys word, go watch his fat pancake eating ass in the worst video ever "hooking up"

lol throw in a jew ...
By: jstennis96. on 04 Oct 08, 21:34:51
lol throw in a jew somoewhere

Yeah well chances ...
By: Krukkie. on 02 Oct 08, 22:39:59
Yeah well chances are big you post video's on someone's birthday... *facepalm* Anyway, why do smokers and obese people have to pay LESS money?! That's a reward, idiots! Douchebag of the day for anyone who took part in this idiocy. They should pay MORE money, damnnit.

Oh heck yeah. Im ...
By: LimeInTheCoconut21. on 28 Sep 08, 01:13:28
Oh heck yeah. Im feeling the Zelda analogy.

Louis CK Saddest Handjob in America
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Louis CK describing the handjob his wife gave him.

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Buy a vowel, you ...
By: 001bf. on 19 Nov 08, 19:02:05
Buy a vowel, you hack.

...seriously... ...
By: CaseHa. on 19 Nov 08, 18:40:23
...seriously...that's your anti-louis statement?!?

one time i caught ...
By: XbirthdayXmassacreX. on 19 Nov 08, 03:12:00
one time i caught some girl giving her boyfriend a handjob in a playground in broad daylight, like 3:00 in the afternoon. they didn't notice me though, i just saw and was kinda shocked, then walked away :S

You go 001bf... Oh, ...
By: Heilemann. on 18 Nov 08, 12:48:52
You go 001bf... Oh, wait.

i saw this whole ...
By: BlooBeluga. on 16 Nov 08, 18:38:08
i saw this whole thing at my buddies house a few weeks ago. felt like i did 10 sets of 20 crunches at the end of it

agreed
By: skillz139. on 16 Nov 08, 02:13:07
agreed

he really is one of ...
By: moeistheirleader. on 15 Nov 08, 23:40:09
he really is one of the best comedians ever.

Spell out your last ...
By: 001bf. on 15 Nov 08, 19:53:47
Spell out your last name, idiot.

The four year-old ...
By: mrshorteepantz. on 15 Nov 08, 06:41:01
The four year-old was wherever the fuck she goes all day.

Fucking brilliant.
By: mantis707. on 13 Nov 08, 23:15:23
Fucking brilliant.

uhhh..he's a ...
By: kanodogg. on 13 Nov 08, 01:48:53
uhhh..he's a comedian. yes, they do sometime make up stories for comedy. it's called material.

funniest man on ...
By: kossenanatsitekiri. on 12 Nov 08, 04:09:53
funniest man on earth...fuck kat williams hes the shittt

I believe Louis CK ...
By: chowchow3000. on 11 Nov 08, 04:48:59
I believe Louis CK is one of the main reasons I probably won't be getting married...ever.

this guy so so ...
By: assemblyguy. on 09 Nov 08, 19:49:04
this guy so so funny my head aches from laughing so hard

yea that sounds ...
By: skillz139. on 04 Nov 08, 22:46:34
yea that sounds awesome lmaoooo

There should be a ...
By: drinkstwohanded. on 04 Nov 08, 18:32:41
There should be a monument to that handjob, with a reflecting pool where you just sit and think "God, that was just fucking sad" LMFAO Louis CK is awesome.

Honestly, this is ...
By: transhuman3030. on 31 Oct 08, 00:27:30
Honestly, this is the funniest man i have ever heard. And anyone who disagrees can suck a bag of dicks.

hahah fuckin ...
By: music11rocks. on 25 Oct 08, 10:04:18
hahah fuckin priceless

sadly men fall prey ...
By: g111y. on 19 Oct 08, 16:17:04
sadly men fall prey to this too... usually workaholics that just want sleep and beer after work.

Oh wow Dude. That's ...
By: katskrach88. on 17 Oct 08, 16:09:27
Oh wow Dude. That's terrible. :(

then i guess you ...
By: opn232003. on 17 Oct 08, 15:29:09
then i guess you feel sorry for me

Marriage doesn't ...
By: katskrach88. on 17 Oct 08, 15:21:45
Marriage doesn't have to be that way. That's so terrible. I guess I'm a different type of wife than that. I feel so bad for that guy. Poor dude. :(

thats marriage
By: opn232003. on 17 Oct 08, 13:00:50
thats marriage

this one was
By: smbrox. on 16 Oct 08, 21:37:22
this one was

Wow. I feel so bad ...
By: katskrach88. on 16 Oct 08, 16:49:17
Wow. I feel so bad for this man. LMAO. His wife is terrible. O_o Aww poor dude. lol.

Louis C.K. White Trash Loser
Posted by: AmmonRa801

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comedian Louis C.K.

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$NEW KATT WILLIAMS: \"Steroids Make Your D*ck Little\"$

NEW KATT WILLIAMS: "Steroids Make Your D*ck Little"
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Buy on Amazon: http://www.amazon.co m/Katt-Williams-Its- Pimpin/dp/B001D2WUDO /ref=pd_bbs_sr_1?ie= UTF8&s=dvd&qid=12272 98635&sr=8-1
From Katt's new DVD It's Pimpin' Pimpin' in stores November 11!!!
Subscribe to ClydeTV to get new exclusives clips from the DVD before it comes out. Listen to Katt's hilarious take on Steroids, Roger Clemens and Barry Bonds.

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kat is the rawest ...
By: zsnaesmith69. on 22 Nov 08, 05:15:24
kat is the rawest nigga i know that keeps it real... "Da gun shape state" show so much love to kat!!!

Then your boring ...
By: knoose. on 22 Nov 08, 05:04:55
Then your boring and close minded... The concept of condoning things is completely strange and absurd.

hes the best :)
By: AlyssaIsABeyotch. on 22 Nov 08, 02:30:05
hes the best :)

yea your right ...
By: dethklok123321. on 22 Nov 08, 00:03:45
yea your right about one thing frothydrink he isnt funny hes fucking hilarious and the part that makes him hilarious is he actually gots the balls to be the voice for everyone who agree with weed and deny roids so shut your mouth stupid bitch

Don't drink, smoke, ...
By: JPPT1974. on 21 Nov 08, 22:37:29
Don't drink, smoke, and do drugs! Never have and never will!

frothydrink your ...
By: atown546. on 21 Nov 08, 21:49:52
frothydrink your gay cuz ur not funny and ur just jealous of katt cuz he been fucking your mother and you trash

This guy is just ...
By: frothydrink. on 21 Nov 08, 21:39:43
This guy is just not funny, he is just rambling in a way that no one can understand what he is trying to say. This is clearly a case of laughing at you, not with you.

LMFAO
By: SODMGHoya. on 21 Nov 08, 21:08:31
LMFAO

LOL
By: JaQuay0930. on 21 Nov 08, 01:26:47
LOL

Lol nope.
By: chiquito1988. on 20 Nov 08, 18:58:17
Lol nope.

is their anybody ...
By: jbfizzel1984. on 20 Nov 08, 13:38:36
is their anybody funnier than Mr. Katt?

Senator I was never ...
By: Adaeze611. on 20 Nov 08, 05:25:36
Senator I was never on steroids. I just got bigger and stronger the older I got.LOL!!!!

why do all the ...
By: lilross2k6. on 20 Nov 08, 05:21:46
why do all the greats seem to have mental problems or tragic endings to their stories?????

Make yo dick ...
By: bubbaawsome. on 20 Nov 08, 03:08:13
Make yo dick little.aint no muthafuckin side effect thass from Satin.WTF u talkin bout.make u big yo dick little.i was tryin to get the muscles to get some mo pussy not trick a bitch thass juss wrong...LMFAO..LOLOLOLOL...Love it Katt you r the funniset nigga in america

lol
By: jjones9695. on 19 Nov 08, 22:33:01
lol

i got that fire and ...
By: basedgurlz. on 19 Nov 08, 19:59:20
i got that fire and them roids nigga.....that fire and them roids..if have hemroids then i dont think u should be sellin drugs then.. lmmfao.... katt williams iis the funniest nigga ever lolZ

hahahaha tricking a ...
By: HaxxorsProduction. on 19 Nov 08, 12:18:10
hahahaha tricking a bitch is just wrong

Wet dog smellin? lol
By: noneyajdub. on 19 Nov 08, 06:38:24
Wet dog smellin? lol

Funny.
By: anthonypierce8077com. on 19 Nov 08, 03:48:17
Funny.

too bad this dude ...
By: ZeropointZero70. on 19 Nov 08, 03:42:11
too bad this dude is going KooKoo for Cocoa Puffs! Hope he doesn't disappear like Chappelle did! luckily he came along right after or things would be a bit lame on the Black Comedy circuit. Except for Chris Rock, that is.

dis movie so funny ...
By: THEPHANTOM007. on 19 Nov 08, 01:23:43
dis movie so funny i luv it

ol mad funny.
By: NarutoJSRF6. on 19 Nov 08, 00:18:15
ol mad funny.

ya man why u so ...
By: NarutoJSRF6. on 19 Nov 08, 00:15:38
ya man why u so racist 4?

hey guys check out ...
By: johnnytheaznboss. on 18 Nov 08, 23:41:03
hey guys check out my pink friday video. tell me what you think of it. its my first video with text.

lol
By: CierraR09. on 18 Nov 08, 23:36:32
lol

Louis CK on Comic Relief 2006 UNCUT
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http://www.louisck.c om
Broadcast live from Las Vegas, the original broadcast version of me (Louis CK) on Comic relief before it was edited for repeats. Most people missed this because their tivo cut off immediately before I came on. this is twice as long as the cut version that is showing on hbo now.

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i know, it's ...
By: mnty0811. on 21 Nov 08, 03:55:02
i know, it's ridiculous. i hate people who like jeff dunham

...and jeff dunham ...
By: getsomeallday. on 21 Nov 08, 01:41:06
...and jeff dunham has the most views of like any stand up comedian on youtube

Never gets old. ...
By: ThousanWhite. on 21 Nov 08, 01:17:05
Never gets old. I've heard this joke about five times.

HAHAHAHAHAHAA XDD ...
By: fireqween. on 14 Nov 08, 19:38:56
HAHAHAHAHAHAA XDD I LOV IT WEN HE SAID "this guy may have a beautiful dick!" xDD LMAO!!!!

This bag of dicks ...
By: Metatronicus. on 13 Nov 08, 17:15:13
This bag of dicks did not land as good, it landed better in another set i heard from him.

lmfao! .. fukin ...
By: shirogarasu. on 13 Nov 08, 05:03:28
lmfao! .. fukin hilarious

Yeah, he was ...
By: adamzez. on 08 Nov 08, 10:25:09
Yeah, he was perfecting that material for like 20 years. :P Now he makes up new material every year, which is awesome.

who the fuck are u ...
By: maysteve24. on 04 Nov 08, 20:51:44
who the fuck are u faggot

Looking for a babe ...
By: Missouricupcake36. on 02 Nov 08, 11:43:54
Looking for a babe to satisfy your needs? See me now! FASTLOVERFUN . COM

yeah he does say ...
By: UofMwolverines4. on 02 Nov 08, 00:18:06
yeah he does say some of the same jokes but hes still hilarious

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ...
By: austin6229. on 29 Oct 08, 05:22:00
ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TRUE THAT
By: austin6229. on 29 Oct 08, 05:21:01
TRUE THAT

that was hilarious
By: agentpf1101. on 28 Oct 08, 02:33:31
that was hilarious

men just need to ...
By: poolboyinla. on 27 Oct 08, 17:17:36
men just need to cum is right

i had to pause this ...
By: theartfulbadger1. on 22 Oct 08, 14:23:30
i had to pause this video because i was laughing so much at the 'bag of dicks' thing i saw him doing the handjob joke live in london

She so is.
By: shamrawk70. on 22 Oct 08, 03:54:19
She so is.

Both u and ...
By: MikeCezzy. on 21 Oct 08, 14:46:44
Both u and mrDoorMan8 are faggots, Louis C.K cracks me up, if u don't think hes funny then ur just fuckin gay.U shouldn't be on his page in tha first place if ur just gonna he haters, for realz.

That's because she ...
By: zelarian. on 15 Oct 08, 15:32:43
That's because she sucks her husbands dick one day at went to IKEA

thank you i so ...
By: mrDoorMan8. on 11 Oct 08, 18:07:10
thank you i so agree with u

wow after checking ...
By: deadworthy. on 11 Oct 08, 11:14:02
wow after checking your profile...takling about unfunny your whole profile is about fucking cartoons so befor you try to play grownup on the computer actualy grow up and people might take you seriously

Not me. i don't ...
By: lastunusedname. on 09 Oct 08, 09:15:38
Not me. i don't hope he kills himself. i hope he gets hit on the head a few times so he's knocked out and he wakes up tied to a log on it's way to a circular saw like a fuckin' Dudley Do-Right cartoon. Man, if you thought he made stupid noises before, wait until he's getting his balls sawed apart! That's gonna be the first funny thing he's done in a long time, that over-hyped fuck. And hit him with hammers on the way to the saw too! Why postpone hurting him?

rofl.
By: FlickerFilmPictures. on 09 Oct 08, 03:44:55
rofl.

R O F ...
By: za1pp. on 08 Oct 08, 01:34:42
R O F L

the strange thing ...
By: Splangy1. on 04 Oct 08, 06:24:22
the strange thing about you is that you are loved or hated badly but I umm never heared comedy like that before 5/5

Louis CK you are a ...
By: jayruku. on 03 Oct 08, 20:57:23
Louis CK you are a funny lil scamp...ah go on get outta here ya rascal-messes up your hair-

Paul McCartney- Hope of Deliverance
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From the "Off the Ground" album. 1994

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same here :)
By: brakosat. on 21 Nov 08, 15:31:02
same here :)

I knew this song ...
By: nevermind2527. on 20 Nov 08, 19:24:11
I knew this song from a long time ago, but I never knew it is sung by Paul McCartney. I'm ashamed of myself! This is a wonderful song!!

hau auf die ...
By: cerno88. on 19 Nov 08, 19:03:09
hau auf die leberwurst

Ich habe das Lied ...
By: Menschenjunges1. on 19 Nov 08, 14:57:15
Ich habe das Lied schon oft angefangen zu hören. Der "gruselige" Anfang hat mich dazu gebracht, es schnell wieder abzuschalten. Vor einiger Zeit habe ich mir mal die Mühe gemacht, den Anfang auszuhalten und den Text verstehen zu wollen. Paul McCartney ein Xavier Naidoo der 60er. HUT AB!!! Und sorry, dass ich es so lange verschmäht habe.

there are a lot of ...
By: filthydani86. on 19 Nov 08, 14:06:50
there are a lot of artists in this world but there is something makes paul a living legend i dont know what it is but i call it starmythologie

paul looks sexy ...
By: filthydani86. on 19 Nov 08, 14:04:37
paul looks sexy with the guitar

YES!!!
By: trixi162. on 18 Nov 08, 21:37:19
YES!!!

paul the legend
By: filthydani86. on 12 Nov 08, 14:46:43
paul the legend

This video reminds ...
By: laskinko. on 07 Nov 08, 19:32:33
This video reminds me of "And a new day will dawn for those who stand long, and the forests will echo with laughter." lol ;)

Actually the "Off ...
By: blachubear. on 04 Nov 08, 12:26:02
Actually the "Off The Ground" CD came out in Feb. 1993

emocionante !!
By: valmicio. on 04 Nov 08, 01:32:15
emocionante !!

Oh? Did YOU make ...
By: ellyc19111. on 03 Nov 08, 18:10:54
Oh? Did YOU make them?

Linda's hair looks ...
By: kirchfam. on 03 Nov 08, 02:53:13
Linda's hair looks good on her.

Yoko fancied ...
By: ellyc19111. on 01 Nov 08, 19:24:58
Yoko fancied herself as a LOT of things and the only MUSICIAN she fancied herself was John. :-(

I'm sure she didn't ...
By: ellyc19111. on 01 Nov 08, 19:18:53
I'm sure she didn't exactly audition for the job and if I stand an empty chair in the group THAT'S in the band too but doesn't qualitfy IT as a musician either

Linda McCartney was ...
By: minmelethuireb2. on 01 Nov 08, 06:40:30
Linda McCartney was in his band, y'know. That kind of qualifies her as a musician. And Yoko fancied herself a musician. :P

Great Video
By: DrRobert909. on 31 Oct 08, 20:05:34
Great Video

Paul McCartney is a ...
By: amithorn. on 29 Oct 08, 20:11:32
Paul McCartney is a genius guy, and it took more fucking half a year to realize it.

I love this video, ...
By: icegirl87. on 27 Oct 08, 07:16:50
I love this video, has always been one of my Favorite songs.

I like very much ...
By: icegirl87. on 27 Oct 08, 07:08:04
I like very much this video,

FANTASTIC MUSIC! ...
By: Marilenemary. on 27 Oct 08, 00:11:40
FANTASTIC MUSIC! VERY GOOD! THANK YOU

Paul Mc Cartney! ...
By: MITYF. on 26 Oct 08, 20:00:58
Paul Mc Cartney! Always great; thanks Oeleboeb.5* and a hug from Porto. Maria Inês. My Fav, thank you! M.I.

Great song yes, but ...
By: ellyc19111. on 26 Oct 08, 18:01:07
Great song yes, but WHY does he ALWAYS have to have his wife in it? Yes, John had Yoko in some of his too which annoyed me equally. I don't recall George nor Ringo using their wives in any. Just because they married the guys doesn't qualify them as musicians

great song
By: oeleboeb. on 26 Oct 08, 16:11:07
great song

why? This shows you ...
By: tmbarrett13. on 25 Oct 08, 17:16:01
why? This shows you don't know much about eather one. They both had about the same amount of hit songs (10) with the Beatles

louis ck- bill gates
Posted by: qbano3o5

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funny!!

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Oh man, me too! I ...
By: Skinkemann. on 17 Nov 08, 08:23:52
Oh man, me too! I had tears in my eyes!

he is awesome but ...
By: PhaKyu75. on 17 Nov 08, 06:51:23
he is awesome but that lady is fucking annyoing in the back round

same, I laughed so ...
By: Tartooob. on 16 Nov 08, 01:31:11
same, I laughed so hard damn lol

"all facing each ...
By: KingReeby. on 11 Nov 08, 15:04:42
"all facing each other" lmfao

Oh my I haven't ...
By: FreezeKick. on 11 Nov 08, 06:22:45
Oh my I haven't laughed that loud in a while.

damn those ...
By: tpstrat14. on 08 Nov 08, 07:35:14
damn those shitasspetfucker people!!

ShitAssPetFuckers
By: candycanedeqa. on 06 Nov 08, 07:52:22
ShitAssPetFuckers

thats nice
By: austin6229. on 03 Nov 08, 02:45:52
thats nice

"No more pants! ...
By: nellyxunderscore. on 01 Nov 08, 21:09:24
"No more pants! Start over with makin pants they're all gone!"

Hahahahaha that ...
By: VilleSkateKrewRep. on 31 Oct 08, 00:14:07
Hahahahaha that gets better every time i watch it

don't be mean. be ...
By: OneWorldOneLife. on 30 Oct 08, 03:43:14
don't be mean. be nice to people. thank you. have a nice day.

...
By: lukaborna. on 29 Oct 08, 12:53:18
hahahahahahahahahahaha he's crazy!

why wont they just ...
By: vp503. on 28 Oct 08, 06:20:54
why wont they just close!!! lol

hahahahaha
By: jumpthestump. on 25 Oct 08, 20:40:20
hahahahaha

lmao,if i had 170 ...
By: datnigdj. on 25 Oct 08, 04:32:48
lmao,if i had 170 billion dollars i would give him half, so he can do all that stuff and whatever other funny stuff he thinks of.

does anyone want to ...
By: agriaoagriao. on 24 Oct 08, 02:07:27
does anyone want to chat? i love watching videos on youtube naked! QE

i didn't mention ...
By: RomanianUser. on 20 Oct 08, 12:42:04
i didn't mention anything about you

yeah, i generate ...
By: notjustin. on 20 Oct 08, 02:19:30
yeah, i generate laughing voices all the time when i watch comedy

this is ...
By: kukiszabi1. on 14 Oct 08, 21:15:14
this is waaaaaaaaaaay too funny, i like this guy

Yeah, generated by ...
By: 27yankovic. on 14 Oct 08, 08:57:46
Yeah, generated by people who are hearing great comedy.

Fuckin screw, its ...
By: Deathwyng. on 14 Oct 08, 08:19:04
Fuckin screw, its shit ass pet fuckers

chea hes hilarious. ...
By: ballsdeep69420. on 12 Oct 08, 01:24:51
chea hes hilarious. hes said some wierd shit in his other ones like about his daughter...

This guy is one ...
By: boomer3676. on 11 Oct 08, 20:50:10
This guy is one funnnnnnnnnnnnny fuck. b.c.

oh fuck that was ...
By: dekio. on 10 Oct 08, 08:00:58
oh fuck that was good XDXD

surround every ...
By: ballsdeep69420. on 10 Oct 08, 03:40:09
surround every starbucks with shit ass pet fuckers LMAO all facing 3ach other

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