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Chris Rock - How not to get your ass kicked by the police!
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Really funny video from the Chris Rock show on how not to get your ass kicked by the police. I know they are other versions of this on youtube but this one is better quality, Enjoy :)

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lol best part has ...
By: allferik00. on 11 Mar 10, 21:50:36
lol best part has to be when he gets out car and starts flipping out

Hahahaha Chris Rock ...
By: gamefkdup. on 11 Mar 10, 21:46:09
Hahahaha Chris Rock is the shit!

@Serpico69 that's ...
By: pgl0897. on 11 Mar 10, 21:40:46
@Serpico69 that's the truest part imo.

2:02 hahahahahhaha
By: jsnyara. on 11 Mar 10, 19:57:59
2:02 hahahahahhaha

That mad woman is ...
By: Lojikbom. on 11 Mar 10, 18:13:30
That mad woman is spot on! XD

this was epic, any ...
By: iliketha. on 11 Mar 10, 16:51:03
this was epic, any cops care to pass comment maybe add to the list?

all true & funny ...
By: Serpico69. on 11 Mar 10, 15:29:56
all true & funny escept that white friend shit.

2:04 2:40 are the ...
By: thomuxas910. on 11 Mar 10, 12:50:50
2:04 2:40 are the most awesome :DD

This isn't so much ...
By: Redshift21. on 11 Mar 10, 11:48:22
This isn't so much a comedy sketch as a public information film they should show in schools.

Lewisham ?
By: Redshift21. on 11 Mar 10, 11:40:33
Lewisham ?

so true!!
By: YoungroDDieTV. on 11 Mar 10, 10:53:42
so true!!

This just never ...
By: MrKevinJCasey. on 11 Mar 10, 03:07:12
This just never gets old...

funny!
By: candyblasche. on 11 Mar 10, 02:58:31
funny!

2:04 ...
By: DrMoire. on 10 Mar 10, 12:41:43
2:04 xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

if ur listening to ...
By: jcasher2010. on 10 Mar 10, 06:52:12
if ur listening to loud rap music? turn that shit off! its so true here in south london rofl

lmao fuuni and all ...
By: lgibson45. on 10 Mar 10, 06:07:34
lmao fuuni and all true

Excellent and very ...
By: rgobio. on 10 Mar 10, 03:16:13
Excellent and very true.

1:04 and 2:04 are ...
By: fmkidskater. on 10 Mar 10, 02:31:30
1:04 and 2:04 are the best !!!

its fuunny cuz its ...
By: eastcoaster54. on 09 Mar 10, 23:18:22
its fuunny cuz its true

this is good... ...
By: JayNonella. on 09 Mar 10, 07:19:02
this is good... check out new comedian jay nonella

he got weed he got ...
By: HipHopsavedmylife29. on 08 Mar 10, 06:20:12
he got weed he got weed ! lmaoo love this video WHAT THA FUCK U WANT MUTHA FUCKA!!!

1:59 omg i nearly ...
By: CapSlapAHoe. on 07 Mar 10, 21:50:00
1:59 omg i nearly died of laughter

@yoitsyourdawg911 ...
By: ssj4vegetassj5. on 07 Mar 10, 13:23:34
@yoitsyourdawg911 kick his mothaf**king ass:P

is there a problem ...
By: makisven. on 07 Mar 10, 11:31:05
is there a problem officer? lmao

lmao the mad woman ...
By: retownsend. on 07 Mar 10, 09:33:32
lmao the mad woman at the end!

Chris Rock - Love
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Chris rock talking about love and your relationships

Related: chris, rock, comedy, love, funny, comedian, relationships

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which show this from
By: cj150000118. on 11 Mar 10, 20:14:28
which show this from

See the movie head ...
By: KingKr1. on 11 Mar 10, 11:58:29
See the movie head of state. =)

As Forrest Gump ...
By: simplygu. on 11 Mar 10, 06:58:33
As Forrest Gump said in the movie, This man likes to say the F word. But he's Fucking funny. LMAO

this man should b ...
By: albondeb. on 11 Mar 10, 04:37:00
this man should b president

MOTHER FUCKER
By: SmoothyBoyPC. on 11 Mar 10, 01:29:33
MOTHER FUCKER

@tooth1999: Is it ...
By: Docentino. on 10 Mar 10, 13:01:47
@tooth1999: Is it really that obvious? :) I guess it is... but please keep in mind: "pussy" is not the only thing I love about women. ...there's also boobs! But seriously: there's always been a balance between the number of things I can't stand about those annoying creatures, and the things I love about them. I guess God has a sense of humour too. I'm sure they are all laughing their asses off Up There watching us struggling to score.. uhm.. Procreate! Cheers

@Docentino jusus ...
By: tooth1999. on 09 Mar 10, 15:01:48
@Docentino jusus man u must be horney hahahaha

watch jay nonella.. ...
By: JayNonella. on 09 Mar 10, 07:21:31
watch jay nonella... hes a new comedian.

he is black correct ...
By: eLpeach. on 09 Mar 10, 02:22:43
he is black correct? I like his comedy mostly because of his black stereotype he throws out. I feel like eating some chicken.

SO fuckin funny X
By: MrStarz94. on 08 Mar 10, 17:21:19
SO fuckin funny X

we have the need to ...
By: fahuudy. on 08 Mar 10, 11:38:42
we have the need to make sense lool thats true ladies im sorry :p

@eLpeach: How many ...
By: Docentino. on 08 Mar 10, 08:51:31
@eLpeach: How many "black people" did you see in the video, friend?

Never been a big ...
By: Docentino. on 08 Mar 10, 08:49:41
Never been a big fan of Chris, but I did enjoyed this bit. Probably because there's so much raw truth in it. But in all fairness: in the monologue, he should have mentioned Pussy! Men are addicted to pussy - it's our weakness but it is also the reason we put up with all the sh*t... Take any woman: Pussy is, in most cases the softest, sweetest, most loving, accepting & pleasing aspect of her. It talks back only when it has to, and when it does it's never more than one syllable at a time ;)

add me and leave a ...
By: mekkabt. on 08 Mar 10, 05:00:11
add me and leave a comment on vids plz HOT NEW YONNG ENTERTAINER

This falls under ...
By: qballpaul6469. on 08 Mar 10, 04:46:49
This falls under the category of "Funny because it's so damn true." :)

AHAHAHAHAHA
By: MrStarz94. on 07 Mar 10, 21:25:47
AHAHAHAHAHA

aww black people ...
By: eLpeach. on 07 Mar 10, 10:18:17
aww black people are so funny

cos you ain't her ...
By: jedijeenyus. on 07 Mar 10, 07:18:37
cos you ain't her first choice! hahahahahahahahahahaha

He is so hilarious. ...
By: MsFreebird82. on 06 Mar 10, 22:58:59
He is so hilarious... my fave' comedian! :)

nothing
By: lewisguner1. on 06 Mar 10, 20:33:46
nothing

lmfao
By: bbaby65. on 06 Mar 10, 19:43:39
lmfao

@lewisguner1 Why? ...
By: smartbomb33. on 06 Mar 10, 19:20:43
@lewisguner1 Why? What's the matter with you?

ha thats funny
By: thafederation. on 06 Mar 10, 18:27:16
ha thats funny

fuck u
By: lewisguner1. on 06 Mar 10, 17:46:21
fuck u

I HATE THIS ...
By: smartbomb33. on 06 Mar 10, 09:23:19
I HATE THIS SHIIIIIT!!!!!

$Chris Rock\$

Chris Rock's Oscar® monologue
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too much Bush... :)
By: ravenseldon. on 10 Mar 10, 23:45:33
too much Bush... :)

I would like to see ...
By: MsRhythmNation. on 10 Mar 10, 16:28:56
I would like to see Bill O'Reilly interviewing Chris Rock, although Chris isn't a politician, still, I'm sure he would smash O'Reilly and his political arguments...:)

hilarious
By: TheRoadLessRiden. on 09 Mar 10, 21:31:48
hilarious

Go Chriiiiiiiiss!!! ...
By: mousitsoula. on 03 Mar 10, 17:21:12
Go Chriiiiiiiiss!!!!!!!

LMAO at him ...
By: MusicAngel89. on 03 Mar 10, 13:29:53
LMAO at him putting Nicole on blast when Halle won- so true.

chris rock hosted ...
By: richie8811. on 03 Mar 10, 07:00:20
chris rock hosted the oscar once???? were the execs high on pot when they approve that

Sophie Okonedo from ...
By: sunxxl01. on 03 Mar 10, 05:57:10
Sophie Okonedo from Hotel Rwanda

Chris Rock is ...
By: thenewact1. on 03 Mar 10, 05:17:23
Chris Rock is Hilarious!

What's the name of ...
By: ysfbauchi. on 02 Mar 10, 12:30:25
What's the name of the lady at 0:20?

deffinately did!!
By: veylun. on 01 Mar 10, 23:55:11
deffinately did!!

I think Check ...
By: reichmarshall. on 01 Mar 10, 00:24:51
I think Check Cashing Place was direct to video.

Im gonna win an ...
By: JuaronAaliyah. on 27 Feb 10, 20:35:50
Im gonna win an Oscar one day!! believe it remember me Juaron Rogers

@surfer53 he's a ...
By: hmwillow. on 27 Feb 10, 02:42:33
@surfer53 he's a comedian idiot, not a politician, take it easy dumbass

Hilarious.
By: queensNY2185. on 27 Feb 10, 00:15:02
Hilarious.

This event occurred ...
By: joekiddlouischama. on 25 Feb 10, 19:28:17
This event occurred four years before Obama's election. Moreover, it's not as if the costs of Bush's policies suddenly came off the books. And Rock sounds nothing like Reverend Wright.

thats a nice tux he ...
By: LinkII08. on 23 Feb 10, 23:21:50
thats a nice tux he has on!

Chris Rock is a ...
By: magicman205. on 23 Feb 10, 06:50:49
Chris Rock is a douche

P diddy has hater ...
By: MlssCue. on 22 Feb 10, 10:25:09
P diddy has hater written on his face

crowd sucks
By: LotusHacker. on 21 Feb 10, 22:23:19
crowd sucks

As an international ...
By: benmoro. on 19 Feb 10, 21:02:47
As an international, i've had hard time understanding Chris in the first place. But once i got used to his accent. It's just amazing, ppl think am crazy to love him all the time, but don't worry you will be loving him too :)

You know this ...
By: gld69. on 18 Feb 10, 21:53:10
You know this wasn't funny at all. The only chuckles he got is when they bashed Bush. But that's Hollywood. I use to think he was good...Not so sure anymore.

soo funny!!!
By: 1ceQu33n419. on 18 Feb 10, 02:02:02
soo funny!!!

look i like chris ...
By: atreyufan012. on 17 Feb 10, 19:16:04
look i like chris rock he makes me roll on the floor with what he says and how but I think he goes on 2 far with the black people thing.... Too much mentioning he must be very racist....

Racist much?
By: djray182. on 17 Feb 10, 04:43:53
Racist much?

maybe you should ...
By: LaVieVite. on 16 Feb 10, 22:37:58
maybe you should read up on Keynesian economics.

Comedy Central: Chris Rock on Rap music
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Comedy Central: Chris Rock on Rap music

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true ?
By: Zenkka. on 11 Mar 10, 08:59:20
true ?

im with him ?
By: stairway2heaven123. on 11 Mar 10, 07:15:29
im with him ?

Most rap artists ...
By: djdef008. on 10 Mar 10, 17:56:05
Most rap artists out there are full of shit when they say they real and shit and rap about stuff they don't even do or don't make sense. I'm getting the feeling you don't need to be talented in any way except in the bullshit department to be a rapper. Don't get me wrong, I'm not hating on rappers for making a living, it's just the impact they have on others who have shit for brains and the shit is ridiculous. That's why I open up my repertoire of music choices

It was a nigga ...
By: Recklesscrisis. on 09 Mar 10, 17:24:12
It was a nigga named Kevin with a mac 11.

smack her wit the ...
By: gooogle16. on 08 Mar 10, 20:58:27
smack her wit the dick loooooool

Amen
By: gooogle16. on 08 Mar 10, 20:56:42
Amen

Amen
By: afonsoramos. on 08 Mar 10, 09:54:37
Amen

My original comment ...
By: fizzychizzy. on 06 Mar 10, 07:17:08
My original comment was towards stevenlongcox. He tried to make a point of showing how blacks use rap to create an unrealistic image while white musicians don't do that. I just wanted to show that that assessment was wrong. White musicians specifically rock stars have unrealistic images of partying, drinking, promiscuity, etc in there videos and songs as well. It isn't fair to only limit it to the black population and rap music. And Rock groups did face serious scrutiny. Look up Judas Priest.

omg im tooo young ...
By: thegreenwindninja. on 05 Mar 10, 20:57:14
omg im tooo young to be wachin this im like 14 but its soooooooooooo funny

The first fifty ...
By: aminman15. on 05 Mar 10, 17:11:01
The first fifty seconds was excellent

BIG L
By: 84ozmeataxe. on 05 Mar 10, 12:34:32
BIG L

5:32 till 6:03 lool
By: sh0rtyr0ckjvsh0w. on 05 Mar 10, 01:22:13
5:32 till 6:03 lool

hahaha this shit is ...
By: unichua. on 04 Mar 10, 07:32:52
hahaha this shit is sooo funny

smack her with a ...
By: Heyshamtown. on 03 Mar 10, 19:32:58
smack her with a dick and Blind the bitch

ludacris sux ass
By: damndamnd. on 03 Mar 10, 00:51:00
ludacris sux ass

chris is great ( ...
By: KDH321111111111. on 02 Mar 10, 19:39:56
chris is great (funny comic at derekd2112 too!!)

3:15 till 4:04 is ...
By: bloodymaniak. on 01 Mar 10, 16:13:05
3:15 till 4:04 is the greatest part. it's damn facking awsum.

blind her with a ...
By: unichua. on 01 Mar 10, 07:02:45
blind her with a dick hahaahaaha XD

Hip hop hip hop is ...
By: daggakid90. on 28 Feb 10, 13:30:52
Hip hop hip hop is DEAD

it's so funny minut ...
By: pietersbest929. on 28 Feb 10, 13:09:53
it's so funny minut 3 is best

Steven King? Maybe ...
By: Tzipilica. on 28 Feb 10, 09:46:57
Steven King? Maybe Stephen.

3:10.... I want ...
By: hejjagedu. on 27 Feb 10, 07:31:36
3:10.... I want that song!

check out? the ...
By: wheelchairwill1. on 26 Feb 10, 22:53:35
check out? the video wheelchair willie its extremely funny just type wheelchair willie into youtube and its the first one thanks

True Mr Timmy. ...
By: ilikezappa. on 26 Feb 10, 09:47:36
True Mr Timmy. Slavery , oppression and grinding poverty is not all bad ......

The Blues are ...
By: timmyd24601. on 26 Feb 10, 01:11:46
The Blues are wonderful... the root of all modern music... even hip/hop...

Chris Rock - Doctors & Drugs
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"Ain't no money in the cure, the money's in the medicine...that's how a drug dealer makes his money, on the comeback." www.youtube.com www.youtube.com

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i love this guy... ...
By: thomasanderson76. on 11 Mar 10, 10:16:19
i love this guy... he is one of the smartest, cleverest social commentators ever. I wish all people thought like this man... wars and shit would just disappear.

Don't forget ...
By: jim67jim. on 07 Mar 10, 17:38:35
Don't forget Richard Pryor, Eddie Murphy, and George Carlin !!! BEST EVER !!!!!!!!

Cause you ant his ...
By: UnknownGunslinger. on 05 Mar 10, 19:31:28
Cause you ant his neighbour!

..why comedians ...
By: videobrowser6124. on 05 Mar 10, 03:26:14
..why comedians always be wearing some shiny shit. my man got that bootleg katt williams on is the clip

so damn right!
By: ikadogo. on 05 Mar 10, 01:23:25
so damn right!

Thanks...
By: the666thmessiah. on 03 Mar 10, 22:59:25
Thanks...

im from the uk. i ...
By: MCshlthead. on 03 Mar 10, 16:33:42
im from the uk. i dont think much of my fellow countrymen.

funniest man in ...
By: youngice604. on 27 Feb 10, 01:00:23
funniest man in america - hands down. he uses the truth to get laughs, which is the best thing to do. Only person who comes close to Chris Rock is Dave Chappelle. Kat williams & Dane cook needa take notes.

No, retarded people ...
By: SOUPRUN01. on 23 Feb 10, 16:29:38
No, retarded people go on YouTube criticising people enjoying a concert that is good. The whole concert is 1 hour and is genuis funny.

wtf are those ppl ...
By: MokonaModokii. on 21 Feb 10, 19:34:46
wtf are those ppl barking seriously that retarded?

they dont cure ...
By: cayu1. on 21 Feb 10, 06:54:47
they dont cure cause they dont wann cure something they want you buying pills and pills and more pills

all blak peepz need ...
By: ZZZZRRRRZR. on 21 Feb 10, 01:38:18
all blak peepz need to see this oriental/southeast asian indonesians are killing africans/blak pacific islanders in west papua new guinea type in benny wenda or papua genocide or papua forgotten people or free west papua or indonesia secret/silent war to see video proof

stop the oriental/ ...
By: ZZZZRRRRZR. on 21 Feb 10, 01:38:06
stop the oriental/southeast asian indonesian genocide against african polynesians now all blak peepz need 2 see this type in papua genocide or benny wenda or free west papua or papua forgotten people or indonesia secret/silent war the german controlled media=wolf blitzer/cnn has a blackout on this on american tv thats why african americans havent seen it yet its been happening for a long time but its been kept hidden on purpose

It's called the ...
By: Deadman1709. on 20 Feb 10, 06:55:30
It's called the circle and grid dilenma of justice and morality. It's a kind of mentality that human will put piority of those who are closest to them. For example: yourself above your family, your family above your neighboors, you countrymen above foreigners, and all human above other animals. Most animals do this as well, not just me. On the other hand, we preach equality. Think about yourself: who do you value more: your fellow Americans or some unknown Asians like myself?

My Bad i took long ...
By: Mexusa13. on 19 Feb 10, 23:14:53
My Bad i took long to reply.(didint Check my mail) well murder is murder by law. i mean there could be an excuse to the murder but it is still considered murder. to me kiiling an animal is the the same as killing an animal. what makes u think that just because were human are lives should be more valueble?

LOl hmmm... I've ...
By: dragonblade117. on 19 Feb 10, 08:51:56
LOl hmmm... I've always wanted to be a doctor.. now I'm reconsidering it loll!

uuuh u all fags nd ...
By: GangstaBrklyn. on 17 Feb 10, 20:23:46
uuuh u all fags nd dumasses cuz u got lured into startin comments bout dum shit yall doin not da vid like really i aint seen no comments bout da vid like yall sum dicks lmao

yeah, i dont think ...
By: vikingbush. on 17 Feb 10, 16:39:51
yeah, i dont think i can say anything to this, that was some pretty professional insults right there, WHEWEEE!!! it seems so me that you are in need of perhaps a life, no? nuff said. nuff. thats nuff. NUFF

not really. and and ...
By: vikingbush. on 17 Feb 10, 16:35:37
not really. and and did you accomplish your goal? do you feel like the internets smartest guy? hmm? you mister big man now huh? good, good for you, were all proud

this might have ...
By: ls1eater. on 17 Feb 10, 07:09:47
this might have been the single most worst comeback line I have ever heard.......

@vikingbush...haha ...
By: jax076. on 17 Feb 10, 04:20:12
@vikingbush...haha you just got owned. i don't know if there's anything you can say to this, besides o fuck this or fuck you or im over it. I think the underlying truth here is that you're a fucking ignorant moron, nuff said

@vikingbush ...nah ...
By: jax076. on 17 Feb 10, 04:14:52
@vikingbush ...nah it was the anal dub video and being a straight male i find that very disturbing. i actually don't know any other straight male who would want to watch that let alone sit there and dub over it, that's just ridiculously gay and immature. I think the only reason you hate gays is because gay shit is always popping into your head and you don't like it which makes you scared of gays in general, therefore making you a homophobe. not because your scared your gonna get beat up by one

this is so true
By: XoDarkchyldeoX. on 15 Feb 10, 04:00:08
this is so true

fuck this, forget ...
By: vikingbush. on 13 Feb 10, 19:31:15
fuck this, forget it, i dont care anymore

so you wanna say ...
By: svedr. on 13 Feb 10, 08:00:48
so you wanna say that is your ass in the video? because i find it different watching/holding my own dick and watching/holding someone elses.

Chris Rock-Never Scared Clip
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This is a clip from the movie Chris Rock - Never Scared, and it's when he was talking about white men being wealthy and black men being rich.

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Maybe because thats ...
By: tulylcarnet. on 11 Mar 10, 19:29:23
Maybe because thats what blacks want to hear.

that sounds like ...
By: funnyactin. on 11 Mar 10, 05:23:07
that sounds like cell block philosophy!

Umm, Bill Gates ...
By: sersame. on 11 Mar 10, 04:46:11
Umm, Bill Gates invented, for the most the first computer operating system. I don't care what color your skin, if you invent the first computer operating system, you're gonna be fucking really wealthy. Secondly, if Africa is the cradle of civilization, why aren't people in Africa the most technologically advanced? I mean, they had the more time than anyone else to advance than anywhere else if that's where it all started. People in cold weather have more incentive to create tools to survive?

how do they make ...
By: bjtow. on 10 Mar 10, 12:10:03
how do they make money on jail? bail? it costs heaps to put someone away

just once id like ...
By: bladepro91. on 09 Mar 10, 09:15:18
just once id like to see a comedian go on stage and not complain about how blacks are treated, im not a racist but im here for a laugh, not a lecture.

"the tv is on, and ...
By: MINDxWORM. on 08 Mar 10, 22:04:06
"the tv is on, and aint nobody in the back seat" LOL

wats this stand up ...
By: abdullah40tr. on 07 Mar 10, 21:41:44
wats this stand up name?

@guitarbeastful ...
By: Aayisha22. on 07 Mar 10, 03:53:50
@guitarbeastful because a lot of jails are privatized and they make money from expansion

which part
By: pokeyugi13. on 05 Mar 10, 21:56:06
which part

@zcrosby Wtf are ...
By: KoolJayJ. on 05 Mar 10, 08:56:00
@zcrosby Wtf are you talking about? Are you forgetting about Asians? We are worse of then you....... cos of this stupid fucking stereotype of which westerners have us depicted as...... you want me to give you an example? Ok i've been out with a few white girls and everyone of them was surprised that i wasnt a genious, skinny, had a small dick etc....

yea thats right, ...
By: KoolJayJ. on 05 Mar 10, 08:38:59
yea thats right, come to think of it.... the only black Billionare i know of is Oprah .... and even her net worth is only 2 billion compared to lets say Bill gates which is like over 60 billion

the countries in ...
By: KoolJayJ. on 05 Mar 10, 08:37:52
the countries in the african continent is ranked among the worst place to live in the world.......

lol how does the ...
By: guitarbeastful. on 04 Mar 10, 22:37:54
lol how does the government profit on putting black people on jail? he's funny but suprisingly dumb sometimes

God, He or She or ...
By: indevildual. on 04 Mar 10, 08:41:56
God, He or She or It sucks infinity.

drugs do come from ...
By: vcamargo775. on 03 Mar 10, 17:33:58
drugs do come from brown countries but everyone is a consumer everyone is a consumer

god he sucks ass
By: jamierouseiscool. on 03 Mar 10, 16:41:18
god he sucks ass

Yes. It is. It's ...
By: cluckyclucky. on 02 Mar 10, 03:42:01
Yes. It is. It's actually very modern depending on what part you go to.

apart from the fact ...
By: scottjp31. on 01 Mar 10, 21:04:51
apart from the fact that Oprah's Harpo productions is her own company turning over something like $1 bn a year? but i take your point.

Not really, the ...
By: TheReichofNess. on 01 Mar 10, 17:32:42
Not really, the point he's making is that rich white people create their own money, there's no rich black people that do. They all rely on some other rich person to sign them a cheque for their "performance", like Woods, Oprah, Shaq. Where's the black CEOs? Every big company in the US is owned by whites.

'Ever been to ...
By: LindaMarxs. on 01 Mar 10, 14:26:47
'Ever been to Zambia? It looks similar to Manhattan." no, its not.

You know whites ...
By: cluckyclucky. on 01 Mar 10, 07:55:41
You know whites were enslaved by other whites as well right? Africa is not as horrible as everyone thinks it is. Ever been to Zambia? It looks similar to Manhattan. Now there's no such thing as a "master race" nor is one race better than the other.

no hes not compared ...
By: 123avatarlover. on 01 Mar 10, 03:53:47
no hes not compared to "wealth" like bill gates. tiger woods's net worth is not even in the billions

tiger woods is ...
By: wowspare. on 28 Feb 10, 08:09:48
tiger woods is wealthy

@jasonf81 lmfdo ur ...
By: babyboy1594. on 28 Feb 10, 05:53:38
@jasonf81 lmfdo ur dumb evry comedian isnt racist they say racist jokes but they dont really mean em there just funny

@tlsgs15 tacos are ...
By: babyboy1594. on 28 Feb 10, 05:49:30
@tlsgs15 tacos are food

Chris Rock on The Late Show with David Letterman
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Chris talks about Bill & Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama.

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watevea
By: SANI608. on 10 Mar 10, 23:41:39
watevea

@TheCcorbin666 - I ...
By: ojthe3rd. on 09 Mar 10, 08:00:00
@TheCcorbin666 - I was kinda thinking the same thing

OMG If Hillary ...
By: tripntwinmom. on 09 Mar 10, 02:00:19
OMG If Hillary Clinton was president,my family would be in Canada right now

hes tweaking
By: TheCcorbin666. on 09 Mar 10, 00:52:04
hes tweaking

bitch...lol
By: mistask8a. on 08 Mar 10, 10:04:38
bitch...lol

miss ya lil penny
By: thatsit07. on 08 Mar 10, 07:05:31
miss ya lil penny

he speaks da truth ...
By: kikoelmagnifico. on 07 Mar 10, 23:21:40
he speaks da truth n is very smart,,,,, just listen to his jokes they could be funny but very truthful,,,,,,

@mistask8a I ...
By: SANI608. on 06 Mar 10, 13:51:13
@mistask8a I turned 13 tuesday and got 60 bucks ha

He's wasted!
By: Provst3n. on 06 Mar 10, 12:53:52
He's wasted!

dave was ...
By: sword6454. on 06 Mar 10, 06:11:35
dave was uncomfrtable and not happy

when dave made that ...
By: sword6454. on 06 Mar 10, 06:10:56
when dave made that signal with his thumb pointing over his shoulder they cut the interview

chris rock's voice ...
By: Ocean3589. on 06 Mar 10, 04:23:36
chris rock's voice is so weird

People get taken ...
By: MarcusKiner. on 05 Mar 10, 12:56:31
People get taken advantage of in Hollywood, regardless of color. If more black people would educate themselves, then they wouldn't be fooled. L.A. is one demographic. Racism is everywhere, especially in the black community.

loool chris wont ...
By: EssMan777. on 05 Mar 10, 04:21:03
loool chris wont even let Letterman speak *****SM*****

hahaha he was ...
By: jennnnnnx23. on 05 Mar 10, 03:44:29
hahaha he was definitely on something....!

i turned 13 a week ...
By: mistask8a. on 04 Mar 10, 23:56:23
i turned 13 a week ago and got 40 bucks dun.what now. :/ lol

@MarcusKiner You ...
By: Muahvids. on 04 Mar 10, 20:37:13
@MarcusKiner You dumb ass bitch having a black president don't mean shit. I guess because denzel is the best actor that means black ppl in Hollywood aren't taken advantage of. Because the chief of police is black the LA police aren't racists. Get ya head out of yo ass.

lmao, its about how ...
By: jerry0o8. on 04 Mar 10, 20:15:37
lmao, its about how u roll it and work it... not how 0.6 of an inch bigger it is.. newb

nope
By: chitownbrit. on 04 Mar 10, 20:14:44
nope

great, great point.
By: VinniesBlockBoi. on 04 Mar 10, 01:49:42
great, great point.

Chill out, it's not ...
By: MarcusKiner. on 04 Mar 10, 01:28:53
Chill out, it's not the sixties, nigger is just a word. Stands for something dirty, but you weren't around during that time so anyone who calls you that is a fool. You're more of a fool if you get worked up over it because you're just brainwashed to believe that you're still held back when in reality there is a black president O_o

If any of you ever ...
By: MarcusKiner. on 04 Mar 10, 01:26:24
If any of you ever watched Chris Rock live, or on anything else, he is always like this.

Looks like somebody ...
By: TheDreamMechanic. on 03 Mar 10, 23:58:19
Looks like somebody could use an ambien. Or three.

he looks kinda high.
By: thotink. on 03 Mar 10, 20:39:57
he looks kinda high.

look, we're being ...
By: richie8811. on 03 Mar 10, 07:22:07
look, we're being punished for what our ancestors did... the slavery, the conquests by europeans (i mean jesus, natives all over really got in in the rear end). so... i guess the only thing you can do to avoid being called a racist is to head to Antarctica and hang out with polar bears and baby seals cuz they're the white ppl there lol... am high btw so ignore me

Bill Maher interviews Chris Rock
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Bill Maher interviews Chris Rock on real time show aired 3-16-07 peace 2007 copyright Home Box Office Inc.

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When f.e. a Mexican ...
By: liquidminds. on 07 Mar 10, 10:33:10
When f.e. a Mexican refugee crosses the border, and gets her child born in the US, the mother and child automatically apply for US-Citizenship. having citizenship from birth on, qualifies as beeing 100% american... with an migration background... but your family has that too... just some 100yrs farther ago... You should read your own countries Laws a little bit more accurately.

What I think is ...
By: liquidminds. on 07 Mar 10, 10:16:41
What I think is quite funny, is that white people usually refer to obama as "the president did" "president obama said" while black people often speak of him as "barrack" kind of implying a " my old friend from the streets i grew up with"... not that this kind of identification is a bad thing.. i just noticed it extremly on chris rock.

lmao chris rock ...
By: Bladen12345. on 06 Mar 10, 16:00:00
lmao chris rock doesnt give a shit about political correctness and/or social etiquette so freakin cool

obviously you fail ...
By: noarrogance1432. on 04 Mar 10, 01:06:52
obviously you fail to understand dude, anyone born on US soil, regardless of parental citizenship, is automatically a US citizen bro....

chirs rock is the ...
By: JamesRideout123. on 03 Mar 10, 05:10:50
chirs rock is the best? dumb ass I couldn't agree more.

you suck chirs rock ...
By: rocknrollman12345. on 02 Mar 10, 23:42:44
you suck chirs rock is the best dumb ass

I love these ...
By: cecinid. on 01 Mar 10, 01:19:22
I love these assinine comments where idiots think that anywhere there is snow means 'there is no such thing as global warming'....fucking IDIOTS, LOL!!!

Chris rock is a ...
By: gummiguy13. on 25 Feb 10, 03:54:02
Chris rock is a very well spoken comedian!

@kiiifute1 what a ...
By: topazinmanhattan. on 24 Feb 10, 17:19:55
@kiiifute1 what a freakin idiot you are...and why even mention the Constitution? if you had your way, autocrats Palin and McCain would have disposed of it at the first opportunity (or in a roundabout way rendered it useless by hackneyed legislation, a la the USA PATRIOT Act)

Rock says: "Gore ...
By: kiiifute1. on 24 Feb 10, 02:21:43
Rock says: "Gore most qualified" ??? That overfed slob believes the sky is falling global warming how does he know were still coming out of an ice-age you dummy Rock says: "Barack's cool" B's cool? Hey Rock and all the rest of you ignorant fools!!! ARTICLE II SEC1 CL5 Founders/Framers intent- to forbid NON-immigrants from installing their off-spring as Commander-in-Chief Nat brn citizen= up from the soil dwon through citizen parents B. Obama Sr was NOT an immigrant to the U.S.

fucking ugly jew
By: Htaosnjy. on 21 Feb 10, 22:52:18
fucking ugly jew

I'm clean, too! ...
By: calderownz. on 20 Feb 10, 05:48:58
I'm clean, too! Two GREAT comedians.

omg, OKAY UHMMM I ...
By: LacyB71. on 19 Feb 10, 22:23:46
omg, OKAY UHMMM I THOUGHT HE WAS PRETTY SMART UNTIL the Gore comment. Even Gore knows he is STUPID; "global warming" LOL I WONDER IF HIS HOME IN WASHINGTON NEEDS SOME OF HIS "GLOBAL WARMING" RIGHT ABOUT NOW. Plz someone needed to pay more attention in History class - Greenland was named Greenland because it use TO BE GREEN BEFORE THE MINI ICE AGE and Iceland hellllooooo. What's the excuse for that no cars back then baby. I luv the bumper sticker "Honk if you want some Global Warming" wutatard

Illuminati=ET kin ...
By: deagla2. on 18 Feb 10, 11:33:58
Illuminati=ET kin aka gods, Ea, Sirians, Satan, Pepsi, angels/demons, dragons, hulu, vampires, bluebloods, Al Gore, Windsors, Rothschilds, Rockefellars etc who rule cults like Freemasonry. Their agenda: continually cull/victimize people via vaccines/other toxins, Codex Alimentarius, carbon taxes, internet 2, WW3 then stage an alien invasion to get a fascist world government/religion with us chipped. Support Dr Deagle, Stewart Swerdlow, Oracle Broadcasting, gardeners and free-energy technology!

He talks with the ...
By: JamesRideout123. on 18 Feb 10, 06:06:45
He talks with the poor mouth like most Rich Black Americans. In addition to this he just like no Souledad still continually mentions Blacks and Slavery and still portrays the idealism that Blacks are victims something most Blacks are trying desperately to shy away from. If you think Chris Rock isn't bought and paid for by Corporate America like the rest of the sellouts then you don't know Chris Rock.

i think u feel that ...
By: FruitsP. on 18 Feb 10, 04:07:17
i think u feel that "black struggle" has been rammed down ur throat all ur life making u feel like the bad guy. U dont fee llike the bad guy so why r u protrayed as that? well where they come from the only white people there are there to take their friends and fathers and brothers to jail. yes they may have done bad things but think about the things people have done in college because of their youth but without serious concequence or harrasment. On their side u have families being torn apart.

i think u need to ...
By: FruitsP. on 18 Feb 10, 03:52:31
i think u need to be smarter than that. If uv been hearing these stories all ur life and u think that all black people who speak are speaking about lies since they r rich, then ur not listening or not smart enough to deduce the situation.

lol "how about 1 ...
By: finalfansix. on 18 Feb 10, 00:43:39
lol "how about 1 religion" that all ppl follow? does that make war? no" i really laughed at this comment... and i'm not even going to bother explaining why this is the stupidest pro-religious argument ever

bill is alright. ...
By: WAKExxUPxxAMERICA. on 17 Feb 10, 08:11:15
bill is alright. have you seen his movie religilous?

2 of my favorite ...
By: darkdesigns. on 17 Feb 10, 06:09:11
2 of my favorite comedians ^_^

Fuck the french!
By: MightyPhalus. on 17 Feb 10, 03:16:57
Fuck the french!

"Less a Fuck" learn ...
By: JamesRideout123. on 17 Feb 10, 02:21:58
"Less a Fuck" learn proper Grammar child.

glad to know that ...
By: MarcuzKratos. on 16 Feb 10, 22:54:04
glad to know that you visited my profile cuz i couldn't give less a fuck about you :)

Ignore that comment ...
By: JamesRideout123. on 16 Feb 10, 21:23:27
Ignore that comment people not all people from Portugal are retards.

you said that chris ...
By: MarcuzKratos. on 16 Feb 10, 18:54:41
you said that chris and richard pryor aren't funny, that's why you're still poor. god hates you :)

George Carlin - Chris Rock Show
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George Carlin interviewed on The Chris Rock Show on November 28, 1997 The Chris Rock show Seasons 1&2 are available on DVD.

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7:2o chris rock is ...
By: pinkfloydicus. on 11 Mar 10, 15:47:34
7:2o chris rock is so proud of himself that he made carlin laugh

Brilliant man
By: bongolongo. on 10 Mar 10, 09:43:49
Brilliant man

R.I.P. carlin.
By: mtnlogistics. on 08 Mar 10, 09:39:12
R.I.P. carlin.

that awesome i just ...
By: whitespot42. on 07 Mar 10, 02:09:02
that awesome i just got some grass and some beers and was like why is everyone puking :P LOL

@XenonPulse he's ...
By: broadcastmyass4u. on 06 Mar 10, 02:01:30
@XenonPulse he's been drinking you can tell

@quickieshoup no ...
By: broadcastmyass4u. on 06 Mar 10, 01:57:42
@quickieshoup no chris rock is pretty anoying

He speaks the truth ...
By: karilpwnage. on 04 Mar 10, 04:16:53
He speaks the truth (:,that so many feel.

Go to hell.
By: XenonPulse. on 02 Mar 10, 19:42:14
Go to hell.

Chris Rock seems to ...
By: XenonPulse. on 02 Mar 10, 19:41:34
Chris Rock seems to stutter a bit to much in this interview...

Really great to see ...
By: spoonerfive. on 02 Mar 10, 05:30:21
Really great to see my two favorite comedians of all time together! Nobody tore down the mores and morals of our society like George could, and in the years since this interview, and now that George is gone, Chris has really delivered a similar message in his own style, telling it like it is in a way that makes you squirm a little, but agree nonetheless....Carlin- the funniest, cleverest of all time! Rock- In time,I see him climbing to the same level, if he's able to keep his balls intact....

lol I became a fan ...
By: RavenBlaze. on 01 Mar 10, 21:03:37
lol I became a fan of George when I was five years old and watching him as "Mr Conductor" on Shining Time Station.

fuck religion, u ...
By: puzzey83. on 01 Mar 10, 07:38:01
fuck religion, u werent born with it and u sure as hell dont need it when u die... its ideology and brainwashing... if u grew up somewhere ...where no one told u about religion ..or god or heaven or hell..would u fucking know a "god" exists..would it be fuckin innate. as normal as fucking breathing .. and blinking...

George Carlin is ...
By: quickieshoup. on 01 Mar 10, 05:09:49
George Carlin is always fucking awesome! Chris Rock isn't bad either.

i wish he was my ...
By: porkbeast3000. on 27 Feb 10, 05:19:11
i wish he was my grandpa

chris rock was ...
By: JackkAttack09. on 26 Feb 10, 05:07:10
chris rock was obviously just as excited as everyone in the audience to see George. He really is one of the best comedians of all times. and the ONLY person Iv seen really keep it real

2:12 lol...
By: mhtsos12. on 26 Feb 10, 03:40:25
2:12 lol...

holy shit! amazing ...
By: Tait011. on 25 Feb 10, 22:17:05
holy shit! amazing :)

@Rigidyroofless ...
By: pwnzoor34. on 24 Feb 10, 21:01:39
@Rigidyroofless Carlin died two years ago maybe it you knew that but just wanted to let ya know

Love Chris's ...
By: k0bayashi. on 24 Feb 10, 17:00:30
Love Chris's expression @ 6:28 when Carlin says "Boom ACID!" on some scooby doo "uuurgh?"

Oh my... Carlin was ...
By: Rigidyroofless. on 23 Feb 10, 12:38:35
Oh my... Carlin was and WILL BE awesome! Chris Rock owns too!

dude!
By: JayM0310. on 22 Feb 10, 02:27:34
dude!

got real quiet when ...
By: jerms246. on 21 Feb 10, 05:51:58
got real quiet when he bashed religion...

3.07 ...
By: farshadguitar. on 21 Feb 10, 03:32:18
3.07 llllllllllllllllolllllllllllllllllll

thank god for acid
By: TranshumanCyborg. on 20 Feb 10, 19:53:43
thank god for acid

yea weed opens up ...
By: skatering42. on 20 Feb 10, 01:46:08
yea weed opens up your mind a little too.thats why they banned it..but tobacoo cause cancer..cigerettes open up death.but you can buy them at any local store....some drugs you get at hospital's...the side effect of most of them are worse then the shit you trying to cure.but its doctor recomened

The one time white ppl can say nigger
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Chris Rock from Kill The Messenger

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fuck yous is talkin ...
By: dwyanerondo39. on 11 Mar 10, 22:48:57
fuck yous is talkin to pussynigga. fuckin yokle

...
By: dwyanerondo39. on 11 Mar 10, 22:48:07
ggggggaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyy

i dont give a shit. ...
By: dwyanerondo39. on 11 Mar 10, 22:46:29
i dont give a shit. god hates white ppl

@dwyanerondo39 ...
By: Richboy219. on 11 Mar 10, 22:35:59
@dwyanerondo39 LMAO......EVERY race are far better than whites!!! We all can agree that white people have been historically the most savage people on the planet and tend to corrupt even worse whatever civilization they come into contact with. Right?

@KoolJayJ at least ...
By: dwightmagic28. on 11 Mar 10, 20:47:47
@KoolJayJ at least i dont have picz uv david archeletta not wearin a shirt or sum shit or taylor swift if ur a gurl den wat kinda name iz J u dumb aisan retard

i kick your ass ...
By: fereyland92. on 11 Mar 10, 18:44:26
i kick your ass right now

Right that makes ...
By: Recklesscrisis. on 11 Mar 10, 14:23:00
Right that makes sense you stupid mother fucker. Why don't you come kick my ass. Pussy nigger.

Ignorant* ...
By: Recklesscrisis. on 11 Mar 10, 14:19:31
Ignorant* brainwashed* some* God* everyone* knows* them* Yes so who is the real ignorant one here. How the fuck do any of you know what color God is you retards. Jesus (his son NOT GOD) was white.

NIGGER! NIGGER ...
By: Recklesscrisis. on 11 Mar 10, 14:14:51
NIGGER! NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER Give me your phone number so I can call you and say NIGGER. Pussy mother fucker acting hard

@hockeyfish22 sum ...
By: dwyanerondo39. on 11 Mar 10, 12:59:19
@hockeyfish22 sum monkey bull shit. god was black and evry1nos it. dem damn euroPENIS just braynewashed yaw ignorent crackas. fuckin yokel

dwightmagic28 biach ...
By: dwyanerondo39. on 11 Mar 10, 12:56:13
dwightmagic28 biach dont still my question biatch auss niakul

thats tru blacks ...
By: dwyanerondo39. on 11 Mar 10, 12:55:12
thats tru blacks and asians are beter than whites. i think even indians r bettr than yaw. whites are the worse race

no, you made me ...
By: MsPregis. on 11 Mar 10, 07:19:18
no, you made me horny darling xx

one day chris will ...
By: ltdex400guitarist. on 11 Mar 10, 05:27:09
one day chris will get his ass handed to him by a fucking hells angel

@richboy heh its ...
By: KoolJayJ. on 11 Mar 10, 03:01:59
@richboy heh its ironic that you say other people have no life when your the one that keeps coming back replying Now if this was real life you wouldnt sound so fucking smart would you now, im done talking to your dumbass faggotboy, We Viets will fuck your little ignorant ass up, fuckin peice of shit coon nigger, ugliest most useless fuckin race ever, even the color of your skin resembles Shit, Go back to Africa where you fuck each other in the ass with aids

god was white
By: hockeyfish22. on 11 Mar 10, 01:20:23
god was white

Recklesscrisis 2 ...
By: dwyanerondo39. on 10 Mar 10, 23:10:28
Recklesscrisis 2 black guys 1 two fuck ur mom in the ass for 50 cents and the other to kick ur ass while fuckin ur mom. fuckin yokle

all i have 2 say is ...
By: dwyanerondo39. on 10 Mar 10, 23:08:18
all i have 2 say is God hates white pple

that bruce lee wun ...
By: dwyanerondo39. on 10 Mar 10, 23:06:35
that bruce lee wun was cold send me 1 2

@4rogue6 we did ...
By: dwightmagic28. on 10 Mar 10, 21:52:05
@4rogue6 we did envent da nigga word cracker look it up in da dictionary u nolife bitch with no education

@MsPregis nope we ...
By: dwightmagic28. on 10 Mar 10, 21:48:48
@MsPregis nope we cant get along u shithead did i make u mad? o_o

@Recklesscrisis u ...
By: dwightmagic28. on 10 Mar 10, 21:40:21
@Recklesscrisis u cracker dats y u cant say nigga i can nigga nigga nigga nigga i bet u cant say it 2 my NIGGAS!!!! ha lol hey tell me an answer how many crackers does it take 2 screw in a light bulb lol go fuk ur shitty race

@KoolJayJ ha ur a ...
By: dwightmagic28. on 10 Mar 10, 21:34:55
@KoolJayJ ha ur a baby a baby related 2 bruce lee tell him 2 gimme a autograph

lmfao at the " ...
By: SpiderFan23. on 10 Mar 10, 21:26:30
lmfao at the "riverdance" he does; "u cracker-ass motherfucka! u cracker-ass motherfucka! u cracker-ass motherfucka!"

Oh yeah, one more ...
By: Richboy219. on 10 Mar 10, 20:32:57
Oh yeah, one more thing, it's "sense" not since you illiterate jackass!!

Denzel, Morgan Freeman, Chris Rock, Bernie Mac impersonation
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this is a really funny video.

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denzal was 100%
By: sbrogden8081. on 11 Mar 10, 11:38:20
denzal was 100%

That was really ...
By: acrmd. on 07 Mar 10, 15:55:44
That was really good.

He did that.
By: rmbb10. on 07 Mar 10, 08:41:12
He did that.

not bad impressions ...
By: Karen21231. on 07 Mar 10, 03:39:18
not bad impressions, but impressionists are as like jugglers. i'm impressed, but where's the comedy?

Oh man, that was ...
By: ZackSlapped. on 06 Mar 10, 18:53:28
Oh man, that was awesome. all of em dead on

thank you for ...
By: mitchwas. on 06 Mar 10, 04:09:38
thank you for reminding me why i prefer books

all of them were ...
By: PlayaDontHate24. on 05 Mar 10, 19:22:01
all of them were dead on

omg morgan freeman ...
By: Sarah404. on 05 Mar 10, 14:11:42
omg morgan freeman just like Lean on me omg WELL DONE

funny
By: CruisIn1500. on 28 Feb 10, 19:51:41
funny

He did Denzel ...
By: NoniandAmanda. on 28 Feb 10, 16:39:20
He did Denzel realli well!!!!!!!!!

he did denzel to ...
By: LooneyTuneBabe1331. on 27 Feb 10, 19:40:59
he did denzel to gud he got him

he's dead on, but I ...
By: Guilesfun. on 27 Feb 10, 16:20:40
he's dead on, but I didn't find him fun at all... I guess cuz Im white, nuff said.

@FarRockStandUp ...
By: xtj3x. on 25 Feb 10, 07:33:30
@FarRockStandUp LOL!

this guy is amazing ...
By: matiasfinne. on 23 Feb 10, 13:10:17
this guy is amazing! this is the best impresionation i´ve ever seen

great ...
By: stuckonthatmaryjane. on 21 Feb 10, 06:46:18
great impersonations!!! They were dead on

all you will frying ...
By: kellywillie. on 18 Feb 10, 18:52:54
all you will frying chicken in pelican bay crystal oil program 24 hour lock down.lmao!

Awesome!
By: mAxbizzle90. on 17 Feb 10, 20:10:57
Awesome!

Darn, i did not ...
By: gunblade64. on 16 Feb 10, 20:14:37
Darn, i did not even crack a smile for that guy :S

even tho the Mac ...
By: stevechen1991. on 12 Feb 10, 16:20:41
even tho the Mac impersonation was short it was right on the point.and Denzels was jus too sickk man haha

this guy sucks big ...
By: zverjbre. on 08 Feb 10, 15:40:24
this guy sucks big time. loser

yeaewaea like that ...
By: laskahot. on 04 Feb 10, 16:46:25
yeaewaea like that lmao

another reason why ...
By: mizblaqueness. on 03 Feb 10, 21:22:07
another reason why his denzel impersonation was perfect b/c he didn't just do lines from training day but he did just anything and could impersonate him saying ANYTHING!

is this the dude ...
By: FarRockStandUp. on 29 Jan 10, 07:30:23
is this the dude that did the robot dance in the Chapelle show skits?

His best ...
By: 2468DDT. on 26 Jan 10, 16:49:33
His best impersonation was Denzel

Cheese. Without the ...
By: KelMock. on 25 Jan 10, 07:58:07
Cheese. Without the sauce!

Chris Rock - Black People Hate Their Own
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And the Arab slave ...
By: irhabi0. on 10 Mar 10, 15:42:44
And the Arab slave trade? And inter-Asian ethnic tension? This is a human problem which was worsened by superior technology, which Europeans had at the time, so it's obvious that it was about control, just like with the Arab slave trade. How come Obama had a white mother in the first place? Surely his mother and father had love that surpassed the limited perceptions of the time? Be Black and Proud, Latino and Loud, White and guided by Light, Asian and Blazin' - I will build with You -

if it's not in a ...
By: chitownbrit. on 09 Mar 10, 22:46:24
if it's not in a racist way it doesn't bother me when another race says it...or if a black person is acting stupid and gets called that for the way he is acting he brought it on himself

I'm not pissed ...
By: PugSleasy. on 09 Mar 10, 14:46:27
I'm not pissed friend I just like honesty and thankyou.

I don't mind if ...
By: MetalForTheMasters. on 09 Mar 10, 09:12:03
I don't mind if people hear what I have to say. I think it's funny to post comments like that. And I am not your "friend" so fuck off...and for the record I do not refrain from saying certain things like "nigger" in public. That comment was just to piss people off, like yourself apparently.

Oh yea, one more ...
By: PugSleasy. on 08 Mar 10, 01:25:45
Oh yea, one more thing, make sure you wipe yourself when your done.

Well I'm glad you ...
By: PugSleasy. on 08 Mar 10, 01:24:58
Well I'm glad you got it out. I realize it must be like constipation for you. It's like that for most like yourself. They're just dying to say it but they just can't. They gotta wait all day at the job and even through busy traffic just to get home and relieve themselfs of that word. You must feal 50lbs lighter. Look friend, why don't you stop torturing yourself on a day to day and just let it out so everyone on your job/public can hear you. YouTube blogs are okay but not the same.

@wavepattern When ...
By: 9N8X. on 03 Mar 10, 07:12:09
@wavepattern When I get older(I'm 14) I want to start a huge movement to change our culture so we will be more succesful. It'll be hard because there are tons of NIGGERS out there

Funny thing - ...
By: wavepattern. on 03 Mar 10, 03:37:36
Funny thing - Racist black ppl are the ones that deny these facts the most. Everyone honest knows what CR is saying is true; that's why ppl laugh so hard at it. Black ppl spend their lives balming white ppl - it is sooooo convenient; rather than improve themsleves - blame white people for not achieving. That is racism and dishonest

This annoying turd ...
By: Koteycoyote. on 28 Feb 10, 13:39:59
This annoying turd on Nike's is one of the shitflies that keeps racism alive with his "black people yada yada white people yada yada yada" ranting. Using black people as slaves was bad but it's history so wake the fuck up man. Stop whining and pull up your pants...

damn this guy is ...
By: derfla666. on 28 Feb 10, 05:37:21
damn this guy is annoying!

he is like best ...
By: macmaray. on 26 Feb 10, 20:45:17
he is like best comedian next to dan cook

im good
By: 24theallison. on 25 Feb 10, 21:30:17
im good

with
By: xCaLLMeGHeTTo. on 25 Feb 10, 03:35:29
with

@xCaLLMeGHeTTo ...
By: 24theallison. on 24 Feb 10, 19:43:31
@xCaLLMeGHeTTo laugh at you or with you?

wow calm the fuck ...
By: xCaLLMeGHeTTo. on 24 Feb 10, 02:22:14
wow calm the fuck down its the internet meet me in real life and i bet i can make you laugh

well your joke ...
By: 24theallison. on 23 Feb 10, 20:15:46
well your joke wasnt funny it is stupid

How come it's okay ...
By: MetalForTheMasters. on 23 Feb 10, 17:30:45
How come it's okay for black people to use the "N" Word but not okay for whites? You know what? FUCK THAT SHIT! NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER. How bout that. And I'm not even a racist. I happen to hate everyone (including myself) niggers, spics, chinks, jews, russians, aussies, niggers, jews, sand-niggers, the english, niggers spics and niggers. And the ever popular Jesus Christ. Who (Turns out) is a nigger lover. NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER!!!!

I love black people ...
By: 2prize. on 23 Feb 10, 16:17:29
I love black people I hate niggers

nigga fuckin chill. ...
By: xCaLLMeGHeTTo. on 23 Feb 10, 03:10:22
nigga fuckin chill. me and every other god dam person on the internet knows one part of EVERY FUCKING RACE smokes weed. it's just a fact. and i was appointing my comment to one of chris's jokes. he said that "niggas always ruin the party". exactly

@xCaLLMeGHeTTo my ...
By: 24theallison. on 22 Feb 10, 21:36:18
@xCaLLMeGHeTTo my point is what you wrote is stupid and making it seem like all black people smoke weed. and white white people make a lot of comments like that picking on black people. just dont down grade your race and I white people were probably laughing at you saying he is a stupid nigger

@prettyboy0909 ...
By: popcornballs29. on 22 Feb 10, 05:12:17
@prettyboy0909 doesnt matter , hes black he can say whatever he wants .

wtf? im black ...
By: xCaLLMeGHeTTo. on 21 Feb 10, 21:46:11
wtf? im black stupidfuck. i fucking hate white people when their racist.

omg chris rock was ...
By: 24theallison. on 21 Feb 10, 18:15:43
omg chris rock was right niggas always mess it up for black people next time dont write anything. you might as well be a white racist

i have looked at ...
By: skitzoLSD. on 20 Feb 10, 20:53:22
i have looked at both sides i spend lots of time examining both sides. im in school majoring evolutionary psychology. im aware of all of the evidence for evolution and if there was ANY evidence going against it the whole theory would break down but there is not one thing that shows evolution false. and many many many converging sciences that confirm evolution. im sorry but you are absolutely blinded by conspiracy and a lack of information. please visit your local museum or university and ask.

if you are serious ...
By: joeprofits. on 20 Feb 10, 17:20:58
if you are serious about truth then you need to listen to both sides like me and others that value free information. if not than you have cheated yourself. only a fool will look at the US and say 'these people can be trusted". im not saying that everything is a lie but i will say all is manipulated. what i really feel about evolution is that if you had half a brain you would hear that its foolish.

Chris Rock and Nia Long
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Chris Rock and Nia Long talk about their blind date. www.wendyshow.com

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you tell em golly, ...
By: MrWarrenblue. on 11 Mar 10, 17:15:50
you tell em golly, I totally agree. they probably would say they want to be single, but trust me jumping from person to person is not the life, but i'm sure they don't do that, I must be speaking of the other women,lol.

not only ...
By: MrWarrenblue. on 11 Mar 10, 17:14:26
not only emabarassed but she totally missed out on a good guy, you know the one guy that all black women claim they want, righhttt.lol. you see how conservative cris rock dresses, and then look at the other two women, it sucks being single from the looks of clad dressed women.all the attention they need.

No i can believe ...
By: Lindamorena. on 11 Mar 10, 13:58:59
No i can believe she said that while it was just the two of them, but he repeated that so now the whole world know she said that. That's why i can't believe he said that, i know she was embarassed.

i know she said ...
By: Lindamorena. on 11 Mar 10, 13:57:15
i know she said that, but HE said it on national t.v. Why are you calling people names you don't know me and i didn't say anything offensive to you. Your an asshole.

Dude it was OBVIOUS ...
By: maz2aru. on 10 Mar 10, 01:07:53
Dude it was OBVIOUS that i was bigging her up for being honest...most wouldve denied it

Dumb classless ...
By: Gollyfats. on 07 Mar 10, 18:15:53
Dumb classless broad, it's no surprise she is still single.

Chris Rock loves ...
By: MrWarrenblue. on 06 Mar 10, 01:05:17
Chris Rock loves his family, he is not like you guy, maybe those are just your thoghts. Chris wouldn't leave his wife for her, if he did he would be a total idiot.

too bad Nia doesn't ...
By: MrWarrenblue. on 06 Mar 10, 01:04:04
too bad Nia doesn't have more since than his wife, because she is the one that married him. Now Nia is just another single person in the crowd, that knows where the dick is, if that makes any damn sense, she could have kept that to herself.

i agree, she hit ...
By: MrWarrenblue. on 06 Mar 10, 01:02:36
i agree, she hit his leg, she didn't want him to say anything, she laughed it off, she knew that made her look bad. and to think back then she thought she was saying something. this is why they say sometimes the prettiest girls are the ugliest, it's not true all the time tho.

you're a sex slave, ...
By: MrWarrenblue. on 06 Mar 10, 01:00:53
you're a sex slave, you've lost all your other senses.

nia is or was an ...
By: MrWarrenblue. on 06 Mar 10, 00:58:53
nia is or was an idiot, and you big up that? pretty woman make fools out of some people.

what kind of a ...
By: MrWarrenblue. on 06 Mar 10, 00:55:56
what kind of a woman says something like that? and then what did she think he was supposed to say in return, that let me know that she didn't want anything serious and she was just willing to be a convenient twot. and black women say there are no good black guys, well thats what good black men do ladies, turn down loose women, all those other guys that deal with you, will regret it in the end. they will complain of child support and or more serious matters, std's and what not.

no she was the ...
By: MrWarrenblue. on 06 Mar 10, 00:53:10
no she was the typical female because she probably heard she was hot or nice looking, that she could just say what she wanted and men would still want to be with her, and she was wrong, thank God, that somebody stood up! yes, yes, yes, I like that Chris Rock guy even more now. I bet you Nia Long know she made a mistake now, I betcha that.

ahhhhh so!
By: MrWarrenblue. on 06 Mar 10, 00:51:09
ahhhhh so!

sounds like the ...
By: MrWarrenblue. on 06 Mar 10, 00:50:33
sounds like the typical black chick, Im sure you can relate to that right?

how about you are ...
By: MrWarrenblue. on 06 Mar 10, 00:49:45
how about you are just a whore yourself, and what happens if you got her prego? genius! then you have the communities we have already bra. can you understand, it is time to think on a higher level than just getting sum man, come on bra. I really hope you make it life with because you are doomed with that mentality, seriously. you are in trouble

big ups to my ...
By: MrWarrenblue. on 06 Mar 10, 00:47:13
big ups to my brothas and sistas out there that noticed what you just said, I salute the wise and intelligent, men and women that is for the cause. we have enough goof balls,and dirt bags, to make us want to leave the community as it is.

mabye your response ...
By: MrWarrenblue. on 06 Mar 10, 00:45:42
mabye your response should be you can't believe she said that. get it right, he was quoting, silly.

you sound like a ...
By: MrWarrenblue. on 06 Mar 10, 00:44:40
you sound like a groupy, you wanta die, give me a freaking break, you are so vain!

I am so glad that ...
By: MrWarrenblue. on 06 Mar 10, 00:43:28
I am so glad that all black men aren't whores, and he gave her the wrong number because he wanted a woman with quality. yes, yes, yes, black women and that ghetto shiii, is there own worst enemy! she could have been married by now if she knew how to handle herself, and it is so obvious Chris Rock has wayyyy more cake than Nia Long, they could have been a Will and Jada, but hey, black women you still have the youtube where you can dance in your panties, and myspace where you can whore your\selves

no one is dumber ...
By: volcom13xx. on 06 Mar 10, 00:26:19
no one is dumber then nia long!

God she gained ...
By: Iori400. on 03 Mar 10, 16:56:18
God she gained weight -_- that Nia Long

lol cant believe i ...
By: iwilsing4u. on 28 Feb 10, 03:55:13
lol cant believe i cam back to watch it agian xD wendy's laugh is halerious nia screams are to die for xD

funniest thing ever ...
By: iwilsing4u. on 26 Feb 10, 19:55:22
funniest thing ever i love nia's reactions to what he says

she said it dumb ...
By: havoc2055. on 20 Feb 10, 07:54:34
she said it dumb fuck...not him

Chris Rock Interview on Ellen 10/28/08
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October 28, 2008 Season 6 Episode 37 Chris Rock promotes his new movie Madagaskar and talks about Halloween and Politics. The part where he talks about mccain was not aired. It was published on Ellen's website. Follow the link here www.youtube.com

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the sweaty of my ...
By: caragea2002. on 09 Mar 10, 13:36:17
the sweaty of my balls!!:)) smack with the d.. smack with the d...:))

don't hog the women!
By: claythepoet. on 08 Mar 10, 03:36:57
don't hog the women!

Why does Chris look ...
By: AtlantaITGirl. on 03 Mar 10, 15:33:31
Why does Chris look so uncomfortable? He's sitting there like a parapalegic in a wheel chair for crying out loud.

LMFAO!!!
By: renufras. on 26 Feb 10, 06:36:51
LMFAO!!!

shiiiiit clearing ...
By: Cougar604. on 23 Feb 10, 18:51:08
shiiiiit clearing house once aagain

LOL " wheres the ...
By: tara1461. on 22 Feb 10, 22:21:28
LOL " wheres the ladys?"

I have nothing ...
By: cooljdog2. on 22 Feb 10, 01:08:15
I have nothing against homosexuals I just didn't know she was thats all. I hope I didn't affend you or any other homosexuals. Grow up I just didn't know just chill out.

@cooljdog2 aaaand ...
By: tools747. on 20 Feb 10, 00:56:05
@cooljdog2 aaaand like seinfield would say "not that there's anything wrong with that" lol... who cares... its 2010 grow up... all that rubbish no longer belongs in the world racism etc... everyone is equal and should be treated so... no more need be said. =)

yo, that kenyan ...
By: 21bbc. on 18 Feb 10, 01:56:48
yo, that kenyan joke was good!

oh reallly didnt ...
By: emh4208. on 17 Feb 10, 06:23:33
oh reallly didnt know

@cooljdog2 Point is ...
By: Niisany. on 13 Feb 10, 07:57:47
@cooljdog2 Point is....

she is a cute one ...
By: randytroy25. on 11 Feb 10, 14:48:14
she is a cute one ill bang her lol

ELLEN IS A LESIBIAN
By: cooljdog2. on 10 Feb 10, 00:25:13
ELLEN IS A LESIBIAN

I didnt say they ...
By: SANI608. on 09 Feb 10, 23:26:08
I didnt say they were but it wazsnt clear because you said that God loves black people but hates? their actions, i.e. committing crime but didnt say anything about white people in yur whole comment

no what i said was ...
By: kcajtmurphy. on 09 Feb 10, 20:43:18
no what i said was that both black and white people commit crimes i might not of made that clear i no white people aren't perfect but neither are black people

well so white ppl ...
By: SANI608. on 08 Feb 10, 23:32:42
well so white ppl do the things u listed and u aint say nothing bad about them yoou said god loves black and gay ppl but hate thier actions white ppl arnt perfect they got some problems to the only white person i know is perfect is BARBIE! so yea white ppl commit crimes i cant say nothing bout sodomy cause im 12 and dnt know wat that means but still white folk are not perfect and what your sayin is that white ppl re pretty much perfect which is WRONG

black people do ...
By: kcajtmurphy. on 08 Feb 10, 20:38:38
black people do those things to it's not just white people

and wats wrong wit ...
By: SANI608. on 05 Feb 10, 23:49:59
and wats wrong wit dat black ppl use white ppl in thier jokes and white ppl us balck ppl in thier jokes

God love white ...
By: SANI608. on 05 Feb 10, 23:48:38
God love white people but hates their actions, i.e. being racist,serial killing and whatever bad things white ppl do

that was so awkward
By: candysweet434. on 26 Jan 10, 22:05:48
that was so awkward

he is sitting like ...
By: ichbineve. on 22 Jan 10, 15:13:56
he is sitting like he has to take a dump badly

I think they do .. ...
By: BeckyPantz. on 19 Jan 10, 07:39:44
I think they do .. but Ellen is probz imtimidated by Chris Rock - hes pretty funny! and shes known for being funny also and doesn't no how to repsond to him remarks

hahahaha xD
By: mnjhvhkjjj. on 18 Jan 10, 16:29:54
hahahaha xD

probly. looks like ...
By: fiascodegama. on 15 Jan 10, 21:33:21
probly. looks like a real nice chair but...

he's coked up
By: fiascodegama. on 15 Jan 10, 21:33:01
he's coked up

Chris Rock Introduces Barack Obama
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Chris Rock does stand up before introducing Barack Obama. His jokes included Hillary Clinton, George Bush, and Katrina.

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whos jena and nosis ...
By: SANI608. on 10 Mar 10, 23:45:11
whos jena and nosis or watever

@PRINCEKONG100 BUT. ...
By: BlackMalukuFlames. on 10 Mar 10, 09:48:43
@PRINCEKONG100 BUT.......BUT!!!! His father is BLACK..ORIGINAL BLACK Straight OUtA AFRICA! and his WIFE is BLACK.......PROJECTS BLACK!!!!!!!..let me repeat that HIS WIFE IS PROJECTS BLACK!!!!! You feel me?!!! if not.......just trust me!!!!

obama against war?? ...
By: imperialistamerica. on 09 Mar 10, 02:33:29
obama against war??? he just sent more troops!!! by the way i love how obama and chris rock greet each other haha

Obama said he would ...
By: BizzleLop. on 09 Mar 10, 01:49:29
Obama said he would shut down Guantanamo bay - Guess what he didn't - In addition, Obama sent 40,000 more troops to Iraq and recently received the Nobel Prize for Peace? So what does this tell us about the people who control the media? Do they work for the same people? - Stop watching mainstream media, Open your mind and stop being a patriotic sheep - Obama is a puppet for Federal banks and Federal banks want world domination = (NWO OR ILLUMINATI) Support Hugo Chavez one of the last presidents

Just in case all of ...
By: BigDaddy6065. on 08 Mar 10, 16:34:53
Just in case all of U haters, racists, & assholes didnt notice, tha reason why he is jumbling his words is because this is during a REAL PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN!!!! This isnt wat he did in his movie, this was REAL LIFE!!! He couldnt really be himself because U cannot cuss during a Presidential Campaign

wow it's rare you ...
By: j4ckblade. on 06 Mar 10, 05:42:30
wow it's rare you see chris rock struggling for words.. love the man =D

You miss Bush yet??
By: ImHappynBP. on 06 Mar 10, 05:30:06
You miss Bush yet??

because he's black, ...
By: Muusicca. on 06 Mar 10, 01:04:26
because he's black, we can trust him.

Is he drunk?
By: Lvss00. on 05 Mar 10, 20:00:15
Is he drunk?

Wtf man the way i ...
By: MegaFight4life. on 04 Mar 10, 23:53:26
Wtf man the way i look at things is.... a white man and a black man join the US army UK for me... either way black or white hes signed up to defend the nation you live in its the muslim's u shud argue against!

that the truth? you ...
By: moejonz. on 04 Mar 10, 19:59:44
that the truth? you didn't have to say you were black, we already knew by THAT THE TRUTH... PS by saying "that the truth",who are you quoting BUCKWHEAT?????

obamas moms WHITE ...
By: PRINCEKONG100. on 02 Mar 10, 20:57:28
obamas moms WHITE he was raised in a WHITE house in a WHITE nabarhood all his mates are WHITE

white people on a ...
By: killmysister. on 02 Mar 10, 09:46:53
white people on a giant woodfire grill. that is heaven

Chris Rock <3 No ...
By: Olaipai. on 01 Mar 10, 20:25:57
Chris Rock

That the truth..im ...
By: 4CHOSEN. on 01 Mar 10, 14:32:52
That the truth..im black and im as racists as one can get!

You meth heads have ...
By: 4CHOSEN. on 01 Mar 10, 14:25:26
You meth heads have nothing on this man. lol he this, hes that, dumb ass red necks and lilly whites mad a black man is smart enough to put this country on the rite track. You all are scared that history will show a black president solve issues old white men couldnt. what a joke you tea party losers are.

ya son blacks rule ...
By: flipmode51. on 28 Feb 10, 12:25:15
ya son blacks rule this shit! what what what

chris rock is a ...
By: gatorowns. on 28 Feb 10, 01:46:19
chris rock is a racists cocksucker

chris rock is ...
By: jasonf81. on 26 Feb 10, 19:19:30
chris rock is racist, obama will be the last black president.

i'm a fan of chris ...
By: wogacelli. on 24 Feb 10, 08:00:28
i'm a fan of chris but even i think that 2-3 minutes of stand up sucked ass.

Caspian50 i take it ...
By: jermainefoster. on 21 Feb 10, 02:56:34
Caspian50 i take it your colored since the webster definition of white is all of the colors in the color spectrum combined together; so I take it your colored, white, or an idiot I cant tell the difference lol.

type in COMEDIAN ...
By: kinghill88. on 20 Feb 10, 14:46:51
type in COMEDIAN CHRIS HILL, HE 17 AND HILARIOUS, PLUS CHRIS ROCK STOLE JOKES FROM HIM DONT BELEIVE ME WATCH ALL 3 VIDEOS AND YOU TELL ME

he looks like aaron ...
By: jerjeremy. on 20 Feb 10, 09:18:15
he looks like aaron brooks

I see that black ...
By: fdgodblade. on 20 Feb 10, 03:35:23
I see that black people use nigga so often. Well anyway.. Nigga was used by the white people to make black peoples ready for battle and insulting them

To all these ...
By: bluehollis. on 20 Feb 10, 03:03:24
To all these racists throwing around the word nigger because they are anonymous, hiding behind their computer, that is why you'll never get anywhere in life, full of hate with no answers to any of life's problems, and not trying to fix anything; not in your heart or your country.

Chris Rock opening the 1999 MTV Awards
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Chris Rock opening the 1999 MTV Awards

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he should host the ...
By: aeisha1491. on 09 Mar 10, 10:47:40
he should host the vmas again

well jonno2019 , ...
By: raiders2000. on 06 Mar 10, 07:53:17
well jonno2019 , it was better than today's crappy music.. Adman lambert, Lady ga ga, beyonce, taylor swift...all crap music of today...

@raiders2000 ...
By: jonno2019. on 06 Mar 10, 01:32:48
@raiders2000 everything you mentioned was what was wrong about the 90's.

lol k-fed already ...
By: mimi11011. on 05 Mar 10, 00:02:49
lol k-fed already solved that problem.

i was 13
By: chitownbrit. on 04 Mar 10, 21:21:53
i was 13

6:45-7:15 best part ...
By: Californiachik85. on 28 Feb 10, 20:31:09
6:45-7:15 best part hahaha!!! Chris Rock should host the next VMAs. He was the best host!

AWESOME TIME FOR ...
By: raiders2000. on 28 Feb 10, 08:23:03
AWESOME TIME FOR MUSIC..LATE 90'S..1999.. boy bands were in, Kid rock, Limp Bizkit.. Korn ..Linkin park..

They need to bring ...
By: Utada379. on 27 Feb 10, 20:44:40
They need to bring him back great here and at the 2003 vmas!

mtv is shitty now ...
By: turcofresh. on 27 Feb 10, 07:07:24
mtv is shitty now adays anyway!!......but this iz a great stand up from c.rock

ha ha ha ha good ...
By: Zorichai. on 25 Feb 10, 21:19:11
ha ha ha ha good one man

@Nooblilke0ivan, ...
By: dragonblade117. on 25 Feb 10, 20:29:14
@Nooblilke0ivan, that's what I was thinking too lol! But hey, i guess comedians get a little leeway cause they make EVERYONE laugh XD

You know how when ...
By: wirevo. on 24 Feb 10, 04:25:43
You know how when Chris talks about someone and the camera automatically goes to that person / group? Did you realize that when he called out Jennifer Lopez and her ass, the camera shot the whole auditorium? xD

Lol at eminem's ...
By: Killingmachine6. on 23 Feb 10, 06:52:38
Lol at eminem's expression. Friken dr. Dre crakin up 2

i was 3
By: twihartytv. on 22 Feb 10, 00:34:22
i was 3

I think the song is ...
By: juvenil6969. on 20 Feb 10, 11:30:28
I think the song is "Carmen" from my days in the choir. I could be wrong though!!

my god., those ...
By: Nooblike0ivan. on 20 Feb 10, 06:51:08
my god., those comments could get him killed., hAhaHa!

me was 11 nigger
By: ricoismybitch. on 17 Feb 10, 05:40:22
me was 11 nigger

the best opening in ...
By: nopillonombre. on 11 Feb 10, 19:32:35
the best opening in the history of th mtv awards

They should invite ...
By: xxcharmed1xx. on 11 Feb 10, 17:47:14
They should invite him back to host! Its shiteous without him.

Proof and 50 look ...
By: FleetingWispsOfGlory. on 10 Feb 10, 02:34:21
Proof and 50 look nothing alike, how does one get them mixed up?

@1masfarero I was 9 ...
By: cyrilzero. on 09 Feb 10, 02:51:30
@1masfarero I was 9 years old at the time. how about you?

thats because he ...
By: BigDaddy6065. on 08 Feb 10, 22:57:29
thats because he couldnt cuss that much, so he really couldnt get in depth about wat he was talking about. It was good for wat it was tho

Even after 11 years ...
By: 1masfarero. on 08 Feb 10, 11:29:07
Even after 11 years...i still find this funny...how time flies.

@DanTheGreat I ...
By: killer1177. on 05 Feb 10, 01:23:57
@DanTheGreat I believe it is O Fortuna

yeah i notice him ...
By: randytroy25. on 04 Feb 10, 03:26:25
yeah i notice him after i look again yeah i knw he was shot in a bar

The Chris Rock Show: Smack Rampage
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laugh-tracks.blogspo t.com A report on the vicious attack perpetrated on New York City by Gerald Lee Davis. The Terrorists want to smack freedom upside the head.

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@KrAzYkArL18769 I ...
By: shadowq8. on 10 Mar 10, 11:20:49
@KrAzYkArL18769 I have to be honest, I agree.

lol pootie tang!!!
By: likspax. on 07 Mar 10, 23:40:40
lol pootie tang!!!

Pootie Tang at 1:57 ...
By: QuestForGloryFan1. on 01 Mar 10, 07:39:07
Pootie Tang at 1:57. Co-star Wanda Sykes shows up in the next shot. Interesting.

i didn't know chris ...
By: masterpryo. on 28 Feb 10, 02:08:20
i didn't know chris rock have a tv show LOL

chris rock is a ...
By: nipzilla. on 27 Feb 10, 06:21:33
chris rock is a fucking riot :))))

notfukingfunny.
By: Baldoxxx4000. on 27 Feb 10, 02:40:08
notfukingfunny.

@KrAzYkArL18769 ...
By: mikedoubleg. on 26 Feb 10, 08:17:50
@KrAzYkArL18769 this was aired way before the chapelle show. you can't compare.

wow its like the ...
By: KrAzYkArL18769. on 26 Feb 10, 07:31:01
wow its like the Dave Chappelle Show with its balls cut off

naw i stayed with ...
By: ladiestreat27. on 26 Feb 10, 01:10:09
naw i stayed with upside the head smacking.............

holy shit! I met a ...
By: mikeryry. on 25 Feb 10, 19:47:07
holy shit! I met a upside the head smacker once..I threatened to clip his ears, that sorted him, Last I heard he turned into a serial handshaker...

That was funny as ...
By: Pinkivory14. on 24 Feb 10, 06:39:11
That was funny as hell : )

putting foot up ...
By: Lola390. on 24 Feb 10, 00:47:13
putting foot up plps asses.rolf

@markemerald lmao I ...
By: dirx103. on 23 Feb 10, 22:55:55
@markemerald lmao I thought he is Morpheus when he was younger

I KNEW he looked ...
By: markemerald. on 23 Feb 10, 21:40:23
I KNEW he looked familiar!

i-a-b
By: TGram29. on 23 Feb 10, 02:58:56
i-a-b

digg
By: Spanishiwa. on 23 Feb 10, 02:35:42
digg

iab
By: thirdplanetrox. on 23 Feb 10, 01:41:26
iab

i-a-b
By: spawn9859. on 23 Feb 10, 01:11:48
i-a-b

iab
By: TheKnightsofwar210. on 23 Feb 10, 00:05:32
iab

I-a-b
By: FlashGamer1Fable. on 22 Feb 10, 18:25:33
I-a-b

O YO BITCH U JUST ...
By: HalfCelestialJux. on 22 Feb 10, 14:42:20
O YO BITCH U JUST GOT DIGGED YO

digg
By: ivand87a. on 22 Feb 10, 11:57:16
digg

Digg AND Reddit.
By: ateistot. on 22 Feb 10, 08:38:10
Digg AND Reddit.

digg
By: alexisbosse. on 22 Feb 10, 04:50:44
digg

Reddit.
By: AestheticNerd. on 22 Feb 10, 03:27:59
Reddit.

Chris Rock - How To Not Get Your Ass Kicked By The Police
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2:07 OWNED
By: Gahatu. on 07 Mar 10, 18:52:48
2:07 OWNED

this cat is funny ...
By: ricko811. on 02 Mar 10, 09:05:00
this cat is funny obey da law YA RIGHT

"But if you jump a ...
By: davidssabb94. on 20 Feb 10, 01:31:14
"But if you jump a turnstile with a loaded gun while smoking a joint, maybe you NEED your ass kicked" I love Chris Rock.

fuck you sonvek, ...
By: plasticbucket101. on 05 Feb 10, 20:18:10
fuck you sonvek,chris ROCKS!!

Ticket shows ticket ...
By: hXcBeanerhxc. on 04 Feb 10, 01:34:08
Ticket shows ticket Not a ticket Gun to the head hahahahaha

It's still freakin ...
By: tenou123. on 02 Feb 10, 18:59:19
It's still freakin hilarious after all these years... "Is there a problem officer?": YES "WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT MOTHERFUCKER!?": NO

LMAO, my ...
By: xGemaBabes. on 31 Jan 10, 16:14:39
LMAO, my favourites are: turn that shit off get a white friend shut the fuck up dont ride with a mad woman xD

One more tip. ...
By: quesondriac. on 28 Jan 10, 16:38:17
One more tip. Don't lie. Lying to the cops will get your ass kicked. Only lie to the cops when it is about something they can not find out or prove with those computers of theirs. For example. If you just ate a joint, lie your motherfucking ass off when they ask you if you just ate a joint. When they ask you about that green stuff in your teeth, tell them you just had a salad. But if you have a joint in the ashtray, fess up to it.

chris rock is ...
By: badpeq. on 26 Jan 10, 22:29:21
chris rock is genial!!!

lol great video. ...
By: remo2009. on 24 Jan 10, 00:52:17
lol great video. but what if he was listenin to cop killer by body count lol

he got weed he got ...
By: slippy575. on 23 Jan 10, 06:24:17
he got weed he got weed!!!!!!! lol

ha the guy at 2:05 ...
By: fattirevsbud. on 12 Jan 10, 19:06:47
ha the guy at 2:05 is crab man from My nam'e earl

ahahaa...priceless
By: FrankieEsposito. on 12 Jan 10, 18:51:00
ahahaa...priceless

LMAO!! Great ...
By: Feelin2nice. on 11 Jan 10, 21:31:12
LMAO!! Great comedy.

Chris rock and Adam ...
By: Southpark297. on 10 Jan 10, 20:56:44
Chris rock and Adam carolla r the 2 funniest people ever

Funny as hell,, i ...
By: brightwood257. on 10 Jan 10, 20:19:37
Funny as hell,, i have watch this thing about 25 times

this is just ignint
By: themeatful. on 09 Jan 10, 21:03:23
this is just ignint

i like the part ...
By: michael79331. on 09 Jan 10, 17:31:15
i like the part when the guy gets out the car a say what the fuck do u want mother fucker thats like something my freind would do

idk chris rock had ...
By: mrziplocstaysfresh. on 06 Jan 10, 03:44:16
idk chris rock had a show! lmao

LMAO get a white ...
By: manoffaithsunny13. on 04 Jan 10, 13:30:58
LMAO get a white friend

I still laugh at ...
By: ratman506. on 03 Jan 10, 20:04:11
I still laugh at this, no matter how many times I watch it. I showed to my black friends and they laughed their asses off.

"If you follow this ...
By: finalcloud5072. on 26 Dec 09, 04:53:48
"If you follow this simple tips, you PROBABLY won't get your ass kicked." LMFAOROFLCOPTERLOLTANK

get a white friend!
By: barjan1. on 25 Dec 09, 04:53:48
get a white friend!

HE GOT WEED, HE GOT ...
By: Benzoboy1223. on 14 Dec 09, 03:31:40
HE GOT WEED, HE GOT WEED! lmffao

I love that dude ...
By: loganrulz1. on 09 Dec 09, 17:08:16
I love that dude that jumped the turnstile. He hopped it and looked around like he owned the place!

$The Chris Rock Show - \"Nigga Please Cereal\"$

The Chris Rock Show - "Nigga Please Cereal"
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The Chris Rock Show - "Nigga Please Cereal"

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@brandonS911 na im ...
By: TheWwerocks99. on 11 Mar 10, 22:40:13
@brandonS911 na im not racist im just sayin the racist white people can suck my ass i know not all white ppl are racist im just sayin the skinheadsand stuff!

that makes you ...
By: brandonS911. on 11 Mar 10, 22:16:51
that makes you racists

Nigga Please :P ...
By: woog757. on 11 Mar 10, 02:00:32
Nigga Please :P That Word Doesnt Even Mean Anything anymore

nigguh high as fuck
By: yakovev. on 08 Mar 10, 15:07:32
nigguh high as fuck

cracker please, ...
By: TheWwerocks99. on 08 Mar 10, 00:06:52
cracker please,thats for all those racist ass crackers out there!

I had a dream that ...
By: WhatTheFlapjack. on 07 Mar 10, 19:54:44
I had a dream that someone brough Cracker Ass Crackers to a party, no joke. O_O

actually this was ...
By: ravagetallon. on 07 Mar 10, 15:17:23
actually this was on dave chapelle

more nigga please, ...
By: mASTEreq. on 07 Mar 10, 13:07:55
more nigga please, please!

NIGGERS
By: tedoweedopp. on 07 Mar 10, 05:16:07
NIGGERS

have you heard a ...
By: listermanvo. on 06 Mar 10, 23:48:14
have you heard a ringtone 0:01 - 0:41 on tube 2tone(.]com

cracker ass ...
By: fknyear7s. on 06 Mar 10, 13:27:41
cracker ass crackers LOLS

I want some Cracker ...
By: WhatTheFlapjack. on 06 Mar 10, 05:48:51
I want some Cracker Ass Crackers..... ;(

Nigger nigger ...
By: tgz1000. on 05 Mar 10, 21:41:12
Nigger nigger nigger. I can say any words I want to say buddy.

this vid is so dam ...
By: fanchum100. on 05 Mar 10, 04:40:25
this vid is so dam funny

nigga this so ...
By: blackguy298. on 05 Mar 10, 00:58:39
nigga this so disrespectful like white people say nigger i bust that cracka

@narutofan10100 ...
By: feiwongmighty. on 04 Mar 10, 03:01:16
@narutofan10100 nigga please!

dont say negro bitch
By: Narutofan10100. on 04 Mar 10, 02:17:23
dont say negro bitch

dont hate he funny ...
By: Narutofan10100. on 04 Mar 10, 02:15:39
dont hate he funny as hell

thats gay white ppl ...
By: Narutofan10100. on 04 Mar 10, 02:14:02
thats gay white ppl cereal nigga please

dont hate fagit ...
By: Narutofan10100. on 04 Mar 10, 02:12:33
dont hate fagit hate us go ahead nigga please

fagot bitch ass ...
By: Narutofan10100. on 04 Mar 10, 02:11:17
fagot bitch ass cracker dont be racist hoe no obfence other white ppl sorry yal can say niga

Found a cool legit ...
By: Narutofan10100. on 04 Mar 10, 02:06:14
Found a cool legit site my friend recently received a ps3 from it if your asking how dose the site can get this its because other sites such as professor learning pay this site to advertise for them if you still dont believe me go to my youtube channel narutofan10100 and go to my favorites then you will see here is the link or pm me e-mail for link

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA this ...
By: budiarso. on 03 Mar 10, 23:16:19
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA this is so stupid it actually made my morning.

lol deep fried ...
By: Creature243. on 03 Mar 10, 20:40:40
lol deep fried cerial..... nigga please!!!

Found a cool legit ...
By: Narutofan10100. on 03 Mar 10, 02:14:17
Found a cool legit site my friend recently received a ps3 from it if your asking how dose the site can get this its because other sites such as professor learning pay this site to advertise for them if you still dont believe me go to my channel and go to favorites to see for yourself and then go to comments it will tell you what to do

Chris Rock - Champagne
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Chris Rock making fun of rap music videos

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rock booox!
By: Stolesher. on 08 Mar 10, 20:50:15
rock booox!

thast one of the ...
By: shiftyskulls. on 08 Mar 10, 01:17:46
thast one of the fatboys at the end right?

SO DAM FUNNY .... ...
By: TheLiyah114. on 24 Feb 10, 06:54:27
SO DAM FUNNY .... OMG

I like this.
By: huztlazgreed. on 23 Feb 10, 17:46:52
I like this.

@noclass05 Tiger ...
By: pcj14. on 20 Feb 10, 13:32:41
@noclass05 Tiger Woods y'all, it's all good y'all

noclass05 , I was ...
By: StuDikdaBigPerm. on 20 Feb 10, 01:26:54
noclass05 , I was thinking the same thing all day LOL

@lrvracine 3:42
By: jhall025. on 19 Feb 10, 23:16:02
@lrvracine 3:42

where the one with ...
By: lrvracine. on 19 Feb 10, 19:51:50
where the one with tiger woods?

Yup thats jus ...
By: trupistons. on 19 Feb 10, 17:19:28
Yup thats jus exactly why I looked this up after watchin that press conference!

Ha ha!! Tiger ...
By: noclass05. on 19 Feb 10, 16:59:06
Ha ha!! Tiger Woods y'all!! Today's stupid press conference made me remember this song!!

the beat is from ...
By: 0633767jerishowrulez. on 14 Feb 10, 16:25:45
the beat is from run-dmc "rock box" song

What's sad is that ...
By: SwitchbladeKitty. on 12 Feb 10, 23:21:45
What's sad is that I like this song. And it's just as stupid as he (Chris) said it'd be :P

that girl singim so ...
By: randytroy25. on 12 Feb 10, 22:25:42
that girl singim so fine damm and sexy lov her on tv nd movies

I've Always Loved ...
By: BeyonceSoloStar. on 07 Feb 10, 18:03:10
I've Always Loved This Song, Haven't Seen This Video In Years.....OMG....So Downloading For My iPod.....Lol....

Probably Limwire, ...
By: sickandtwistedchicks. on 07 Feb 10, 00:41:33
Probably Limwire, I've found so many obscure things on there. The album version of this was different from the video. Bummer.

i got 6 ankle ...
By: littlentropy. on 02 Feb 10, 21:47:56
i got 6 ankle chains around my waist omg lmao

@mogulluxe This is ...
By: bunnytube. on 29 Jan 10, 20:38:01
@mogulluxe This is NOT the same version on the CD even ... so I don't think this is even available. Audio-rip it off here or off the DVD maybe? This remixed video version is MUCH funnier!

does anyone have a ...
By: mogulluxe. on 29 Jan 10, 17:49:12
does anyone have a good quality mp3 version of this? i've been looking for years and no dice. help!

Shake That Glass ...
By: djkrab78. on 17 Jan 10, 04:50:41
Shake That Glass Shake That Glass Shake That Glass Shake That Glass Shake That Glass Shake That Glass Shake That Glass Shake That Glass Shake That Glass Shake That Glass

Tiger Woods Ya'll ...
By: popoff21. on 13 Jan 10, 07:27:08
Tiger Woods Ya'll It Aint All Good Ya'll Tiger Woods Ya'll it Aint All Good Ya'll

i luv this shit
By: intercourseflavor. on 08 Jan 10, 00:51:20
i luv this shit

LOL......
By: constantinlegrand. on 31 Dec 09, 14:38:25
LOL......

Tiger Woods Yall ...
By: DragonBallZbot. on 23 Dec 09, 04:07:15
Tiger Woods Yall lololol

LOL
By: ZTEKthehedgehog. on 22 Dec 09, 09:16:05
LOL

black boy make you ...
By: wilcox24. on 20 Dec 09, 02:05:11
black boy make you jump for joy black boy make you jump for joy!

Ignorant Niggas By Chris Rock
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Ignorant Niggas By Chris Rock

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why DMX picture up ...
By: baltimoreblitz16. on 09 Mar 10, 02:47:04
why DMX picture up there ? DMX is no "nigga". DMX is the truth! listen to "slippin".

Would you like me ...
By: iXanderz. on 27 Feb 10, 07:39:10
Would you like me to point out grammatical errors in your previous comment? *Rolls eyes*. So long as people are understandable, I don't see any problem with it. As an immigrant I was (rightfully) expected to assimilate, however, that does not mean that language barriers do not exist.

...and I expect you ...
By: sukneh. on 25 Feb 10, 18:56:05
...and I expect you to say "Ja Whol, Mein Herr" and click your heels . But seriously, folks. It is the birthright of every American to learn how to speak, read, and right the national language. Else, how can you be a good citizen?: How can we expect any one to help themselves, their people, and this country if they lack the tools? Grammar is to language as bones are to your body, or structual steel in a building.

qq more. You sound ...
By: iXanderz. on 25 Feb 10, 07:49:36
qq more. You sound like a grammar nazi. :(

It's sad, really. ...
By: sukneh. on 24 Feb 10, 07:20:10
It's sad, really. There was a time when it was illegal for a slave to learn how to read - and now it is unfashionable. No collection of illiterates ever staged a useful revolution.

ya mother fuckers ...
By: fluha713. on 14 Feb 10, 19:06:39
ya mother fuckers dont know nothing about DMX his one of the best rapper ever and his not no dumb nigga ...ya can say 50 cent is ignorant and dumb but not DMX ,.........know about something befor u talk about it .

what is u talkin ...
By: fluha713. on 14 Feb 10, 19:02:28
what is u talkin about DMX is a smart guy maybe ot 50 cent lol

proud of what u ...
By: fluha713. on 14 Feb 10, 19:00:44
proud of what u dumb fuck ? obama aint gonna do shit 4 ur black ass DMX knows that shit that's he dont give a fuck about obama

nigger of the ...
By: hooddiee. on 20 Jan 10, 01:23:00
nigger of the month-shawne williams of the new jersey nets

I hate niggers, not ...
By: 98765432123456789000. on 15 Jan 10, 01:10:27
I hate niggers, not black people. HUGE, motherfucking differences!!! black people are people like you and me, Niggers are people that steal our bikes

dmx is one stupid ...
By: kattieshack. on 16 Dec 09, 21:30:41
dmx is one stupid bitch hes talented but is is a true N.I.G.G.A, E.R. trust me theres a difference between black people and niggas,er anybody can be a nigger. i saw on tv on dmx dissin Obama the fuckin president im like bitch u should be proud

Books are like ...
By: sonofthedestroyer. on 26 Oct 09, 22:52:25
Books are like Kryptonite to DMX? LOL

books are like ...
By: dynasty81a. on 25 Oct 09, 06:11:57
books are like kryptonite to a nigga! lol

cuz he is one ...
By: markishatheplayer. on 23 Oct 09, 10:53:54
cuz he is one ignorant nigga

that triggered the ...
By: dwb17. on 18 Oct 09, 04:20:42
that triggered the thought in me too, but you have to pay close attention though, a separation is being created. You may or may not know but there is actually racism within our race, sounds dumb i know. for example, light skinned black people are at odds with dark skinned black people. Now i wouldn't have chosen "nigger" as my word of choice in what that person said, but it is true. not trying to put your point down or anything btw, i'm just trying to help ^_^

whats with the DMX ...
By: kugashira101. on 16 Oct 09, 03:38:51
whats with the DMX pictures

Love the way some ...
By: Aardvarked88. on 01 Oct 09, 18:28:28
Love the way some ignorant suburban white moron is calling people "niggers" and then saying "racism is stupid" at the end. Ignorant people like you are the reason Chris Rock stopped doing this routine.

I don't know what's ...
By: AtenRa. on 28 Sep 09, 06:16:24
I don't know what's funnier, the routine or the one woman in the audience screaming/laughing her head off. Listen for her around 0:22 and she just keeps going.

depressing, but ...
By: 80schick67. on 14 Sep 09, 19:25:46
depressing, but true! And I'm a black person with a Masters.

haha. this is ...
By: sexypurplemoose. on 12 Sep 09, 22:29:27
haha. this is sooooo true. there really are niggers and then normal black people. and FYI America, black people can act normal and thats not just because theyre "white washed" its because they arent ghetto and not every single one is a retard from the hood. black people are people. its ridiculous how some people think if their skin were darker then all the sudden they would have a huge butt, hate education and sell drugs and have a baby daddy. ridiculous! racism is stupid

FUCK ALL BLACK ...
By: x4KR3Px. on 04 Sep 09, 21:41:07
FUCK ALL BLACK PEOPLE MONKEY NATIONS>

its ur fault....... ...
By: illyas1. on 15 Aug 09, 22:16:53
its ur fault............well whites atleast

By nigger, he means ...
By: teawead. on 15 Aug 09, 13:36:37
By nigger, he means stupid people? Like a white nigger, a nigger who can't read? or a chinese nigger, nigger who can't understand math?

BLACK PEOPLE | ...
By: simplybornhuman. on 13 May 09, 19:41:37
BLACK PEOPLE | Nigger NOT BLACKPEOPLE=Nigger even if 2/3 aa's are niggers, 1/3 still AREN'T, remember that!

BRO, THAT IS TRUE ! ...
By: niehieam4. on 11 Feb 09, 17:56:41
BRO, THAT IS TRUE !!!

Chris Rock knives for guns
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excuse me but an ...
By: JahSmokebuds. on 11 Mar 10, 19:07:56
excuse me but an opinion can't be "true"... a bullet has a much greater chance of hitting/damaging a vital organ then any knife

i know it sounds ...
By: sonick808. on 11 Mar 10, 17:11:14
i know it sounds crazy, but it's true. You're talking about stabbing, I'm talking about slashing. I had to read some gruesome forensic books in school that was about identifying wound types... frickin awful. The blades were just brutal. based on what i've seen i'd rather get shot with a FMJ than take my chance with an aggressive slash with a sharp knife

idk if you watch ...
By: JahSmokebuds. on 11 Mar 10, 17:06:43
idk if you watch the news but there has been people that have been stabbed over 50 times and still live from it... the type of damage your talking about would require a huge broadsword lol.

chain mail is ...
By: JahSmokebuds. on 11 Mar 10, 17:04:38
chain mail is designed to protect from slahes, not stabbing. but regardless im sure it would stop a 4-6 inch blade

Chris Rock Funnaii ...
By: MJCrazzii. on 01 Mar 10, 18:33:08
Chris Rock Funnaii lol cant stop watching it as it is soo funnaii

awsome bayonet ...
By: ooi58. on 12 Feb 10, 16:04:05
awsome bayonet rocky model.... gots to get me on of dems =]

@ThaFunnyGuy no, if ...
By: ATRlARCH. on 08 Feb 10, 03:10:32
@ThaFunnyGuy no, if you are worried about getting stabbed, get a shark diving chain mail. or a police issue nylon vest.

if your worried ...
By: ThaFunnyGuy. on 01 Feb 10, 17:29:34
if your worried about being stabbed..just pay attention to your suroundings at all times..

what kind of knife ...
By: forzared101. on 31 Jan 10, 17:34:14
what kind of knife is that exactly?

nope, regular ...
By: pierre666lol. on 28 Jan 10, 22:22:22
nope, regular pistol shot will ruin your body, its just that the chances of hitting are pretty slim. still knifes are mega dangerous =S

Chris Rock knives ...
By: SkyGrain. on 23 Jan 10, 06:30:15
Chris Rock knives for guns-Thanks for ruining the joke for me...

"I mean, why cause ...
By: erin832001. on 13 Jan 10, 16:48:21
"I mean, why cause a huge disturbance when you just want to kill ONE GUY?! " LOL! I love it!

lol i see what u ...
By: AJ8988. on 10 Jan 10, 21:23:35
lol i see what u did thar

U GOT A POINT
By: abhd7272. on 10 Jan 10, 20:02:47
U GOT A POINT

chris rock man
By: TheArthen. on 10 Jan 10, 16:17:19
chris rock man

barring the chest ...
By: sonick808. on 10 Jan 10, 15:02:30
barring the chest or head, i'd rather get shot than stabbed..... blades are freakin' deadly. you can open someone's entire abdomen and spill their guts out with one swipe from a sharp blade. It would take a high powered hunting rifle to cause that same amount of damage

blhahahah. get up ...
By: KBryant24LAL. on 10 Jan 10, 00:09:48
blhahahah. get up tight and personal rofl

lol
By: vansglyde21. on 09 Jan 10, 06:39:34
lol

wow this it funny!!!
By: kingaustin11. on 09 Jan 10, 02:58:38
wow this it funny!!!

LOL!!!!!!!!!!
By: zyxy3k. on 30 Dec 09, 00:10:29
LOL!!!!!!!!!!

hahaha!!!!
By: wojtek0000. on 14 Dec 09, 06:02:56
hahaha!!!!

stabbing IS more ...
By: gedaman. on 14 Dec 09, 02:09:53
stabbing IS more personal! haha

stabbing sucks, its ...
By: YouNoop. on 30 Nov 09, 17:50:53
stabbing sucks, its better get shot

nice
By: knop95. on 15 Nov 09, 04:38:23
nice

he is one of the ...
By: jendeh1000. on 10 Nov 09, 01:49:55
he is one of the funniest M*****F****** around

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