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Chris Rock - How not to get your ass kicked by the police!
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Really funny video from the Chris Rock show on how not to get your ass kicked by the police. I know they are other versions of this on YouTube but this one is better quality, Enjoy :)

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he got weed he got ...
By: YoungToon94. on 02 Sep 10, 20:24:46
he got weed he got weed kick his fucking ass he got weed :D:D:D Lmfao xD

@Smokewunn earth u ...
By: 1pelavacas. on 02 Sep 10, 18:23:53
@Smokewunn earth u piece of shit

what the fuck you ...
By: Avery1599. on 02 Sep 10, 14:32:29
what the fuck you rollin motha fucka AND HE AIN'T DO SHIT WTF!!

hey i just noticed ...
By: phewek. on 02 Sep 10, 08:01:17
hey i just noticed that the white friend is the producer of chris rock show and dave chappelle show

@mcdstuff yeah i ...
By: fasteddie847. on 02 Sep 10, 05:03:14
@mcdstuff yeah i knew that i was just being sarcastic

hey check out Are ...
By: PrimeFootage. on 02 Sep 10, 03:22:47
hey check out Are video's Dont forget to sub Ans we will sub back

3:52 that nigga ...
By: PrimeFootage. on 02 Sep 10, 03:22:24
3:52 that nigga look funny as hell

@fasteddie847 of ...
By: mcdstuff. on 02 Sep 10, 03:12:09
@fasteddie847 of course they don't speak out against rap, or any negatives in black culture, because that's where they get a lot of their scratch yo

one more thing..... ...
By: mcdstuff. on 02 Sep 10, 03:10:45
one more thing.....don't wear a hoodie and pull yo motherfuckin' pants up they almost fallin' off

@1pelavacas NIGGERS ...
By: Smokewunn. on 01 Sep 10, 19:22:45
@1pelavacas NIGGERS???? what world you from?

LAMOOOOOOOOOOO
By: Smokewunn. on 01 Sep 10, 19:20:03
LAMOOOOOOOOOOO

he got weed he got ...
By: damnusernameisused. on 01 Sep 10, 18:28:44
he got weed he got weed

ok noted to shut ...
By: masterplans1. on 01 Sep 10, 14:49:38
ok noted to shut the fuck up

amazing
By: rihanna495. on 01 Sep 10, 10:01:18
amazing

its not juz niggers ...
By: 1pelavacas. on 01 Sep 10, 06:22:19
its not juz niggers that get they ass beat by police

hoa boit an azn ...
By: LaughingKangaroo. on 01 Sep 10, 03:14:33
hoa boit an azn friend?

@SugarShane Yeah ...
By: purpledude603. on 01 Sep 10, 00:12:59
@SugarShane Yeah because they don't disrespect the cops and have an attitude towards them for no reason. "that's just ignant". Just like in real life, if you give respect you will get respect in return, true dat !!

@airpowa It's a ...
By: fasteddie847. on 31 Aug 10, 22:29:16
@airpowa It's a valid question. Black people are always bitching about racism. Don Imus got beat up over a stupid little joke but a lot of rap music i've heard is worse than what imus said and i've never seen jackson, sharpton or any other black leader march against rap music

he sounds just like ...
By: MrForchy007. on 31 Aug 10, 22:23:59
he sounds just like MADAGASCAR, wonder why?

@fasteddie847 why ...
By: airpowa. on 31 Aug 10, 19:22:44
@fasteddie847 why is it on every video some crybaby faggot always cries about this shit?

HE GOT WEED! HE GOT ...
By: cmbdragon666. on 31 Aug 10, 17:35:05
HE GOT WEED! HE GOT WEED! XD major loledge!

its sad but true a ...
By: QuadRunner250. on 31 Aug 10, 17:12:07
its sad but true a white friend culd be the difference

445 police dislike ...
By: born2war1. on 31 Aug 10, 13:12:32
445 police dislike this

@fasteddie847 ...
By: SugarShane. on 31 Aug 10, 07:28:27
@fasteddie847 because this doesnt happen to white ppl majority of the time.

Why is this video ...
By: fasteddie847. on 31 Aug 10, 02:53:34
Why is this video so funny when a black guy does it but if a white man did it, it would be considered racism and Jesse Jackson and Al the racist would be protesting against it

Chris Rock - Love
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Chris rock talking about love and your relationships

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Love is a beautiful ...
By: FA9082. on 03 Sep 10, 02:32:54
Love is a beautiful thing.

i really hate to ...
By: sophiebro. on 03 Sep 10, 02:24:07
i really hate to say this.. but he's got women spot on well.. me at least hahahahahahah

oh man this guy is ...
By: csRocker. on 02 Sep 10, 22:42:33
oh man this guy is so true he is the best

...
By: twinkle46600. on 02 Sep 10, 17:23:06
hahahahahahhahahahaha this is funny as hell !!! both people really have to be on the same page forreal !!! And yes it is all about Her !! ;0)

@amboyznikka96 lol
By: manlazy602. on 02 Sep 10, 08:29:40
@amboyznikka96 lol

WHAT IS THE DVD ...
By: bbhebe. on 02 Sep 10, 06:55:20
WHAT IS THE DVD CALLED?

strike him lord.... ...
By: Mofola1. on 02 Sep 10, 04:09:21
strike him lord....lmao

the man speaks the ...
By: creadishid. on 31 Aug 10, 20:28:35
the man speaks the truth. he should b a preacher

what makes him ...
By: nataliaUful. on 31 Aug 10, 16:46:24
what makes him funny is he scearms the jokes...i hate this shit!!!

how come everyone ...
By: amboyznikka96. on 31 Aug 10, 05:45:08
how come everyone hated chris he looked the same as now at 13

YES YES YES YES YES ...
By: oskarkarrera. on 30 Aug 10, 22:52:49
YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

LOL! CSI
By: finalfantasy4everock. on 30 Aug 10, 08:27:20
LOL! CSI

I hate this shitttt ...
By: 207501108. on 28 Aug 10, 20:34:57
I hate this shitttt!!!

hahhahhah!!!!!!!!!! ...
By: melodymarieee. on 28 Aug 10, 18:05:01
hahhahhah!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahah all day

"if you havent ...
By: sportstalk23. on 28 Aug 10, 02:03:49
"if you havent practiced your alibi in front of the mirror you aint been in love, and the only thing that stopped you from killin this muthafucka was a episode of CSI"bwhaha

this man is so ...
By: biiiiirdman. on 27 Aug 10, 21:10:21
this man is so fucking funny... I can't stop saying it

its funny cause its ...
By: 4Tiny2. on 27 Aug 10, 11:53:06
its funny cause its true lolol i have a firm grasp of the obvious, i know.

2:40-2:47 = ...
By: sweetsoul1113. on 27 Aug 10, 08:07:06
2:40-2:47 = Neanderthal cheers.

Again, I don't ...
By: 5AmSuN. on 27 Aug 10, 04:19:09
Again, I don't agree with everything... but the delivery/dialogue, dang. XD

HAHAHA
By: 5AmSuN. on 27 Aug 10, 04:17:41
HAHAHA

U ARE THE KING ...
By: WUSTENPRINZESSIN. on 27 Aug 10, 01:10:36
U ARE THE KING CHRIS !!!!

65 People with no ...
By: Sububababa. on 26 Aug 10, 18:20:46
65 People with no sense of humour

MAN THIS SHIT IS ...
By: act318. on 26 Aug 10, 07:04:36
MAN THIS SHIT IS 100% TRUE LOOOOL!!!!

lololol, i fuckin ...
By: WildFang202. on 25 Aug 10, 18:33:08
lololol, i fuckin love him! hes so right too!!!!

This crowd sucks.
By: Kiyomirose91. on 25 Aug 10, 06:05:35
This crowd sucks.

Comedy Central: Chris Rock on Rap music
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Comedy Central: Chris Rock on Rap music

Related: chris, rock, on, rap, music, comedy, central, demetri, martin, stand, up, stand-up

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@ibanera rock ...
By: akuonye. on 03 Sep 10, 06:50:48
@ibanera rock music is dead dude give it up

@MasakoXer not ...
By: akuonye. on 03 Sep 10, 06:49:31
@MasakoXer not if you go by record sales and fan-fare, rock is 5th behind country for all in tense and purposes rock is dead

LOLOLOLOLOL. "Only ...
By: lilcee1. on 02 Sep 10, 22:45:10
LOLOLOLOLOL. "Only the good rappers are dead, ONLY THE GOOD ONES. Biggie's DEAD, Tupac's DEAD, Vaniilla Ice STILL ALIVE."

@PunaniMasta Ice ...
By: chance437. on 02 Sep 10, 18:25:39
@PunaniMasta Ice Cube's not a rapper anymore, he's an actor.

@chance437 I ...
By: PunaniMasta. on 02 Sep 10, 14:11:03
@chance437 I think you forgot Ice Cube.

@SurreyScum -sigh- ...
By: chance437. on 02 Sep 10, 04:10:12
@SurreyScum -sigh- I keep saying this - Eminem said it himself that his new album wasn't that good.

@chance437 Not ...
By: SurreyScum. on 02 Sep 10, 03:50:49
@chance437 Not anymore. He used to with his song Brain Damage etc. but with his latest music no hes selling out day by day. Just like his latest CD.

@SurreyScum Eminem ...
By: chance437. on 02 Sep 10, 03:13:45
@SurreyScum Eminem raps about what's real and what he's been through in life.

@chance437 you are ...
By: SurreyScum. on 02 Sep 10, 02:56:17
@chance437 you are fucking stupid. eminem is a fucking sell out. he doesnt rap about whats real. rappers who rap about real shit is tech n9ne, brotha lynch hung etc..

@Zanthios Eminem ...
By: chance437. on 02 Sep 10, 01:39:34
@Zanthios Eminem admitted it himself that his new album was a little shitty. But he raps about what's true, and about how people like you are still stuck on him being a white guy

@Zanthios Yo if ur ...
By: metro4646. on 02 Sep 10, 00:46:59
@Zanthios Yo if ur talkin about Recovery theres somethin wrong with you bro. that albums great man

@chance437 pffff... ...
By: Zanthios. on 01 Sep 10, 17:48:47
@chance437 pffff.... eminem.... you mean the white guy who thinks hes the #1 rapper. eminem has skills n i appreaciate him and think hes one of the best rappers however he defineltlyyyllylyl has gone down due to his new album which sounds really shitty

LOL!!!
By: Zanthios. on 01 Sep 10, 17:47:32
LOL!!!

@Outrajess No, I've ...
By: chance437. on 01 Sep 10, 16:14:12
@Outrajess No, I've heard those songs. But think about the majority of the songs he sings; like When I'm Gone, Not Afraid, Hailie's Song...

Want world peace? ...
By: Texasjim2007. on 01 Sep 10, 11:42:13
Want world peace? One word...headphones. Want to help President Obama to get relected? Headphones! If I was running the DNC I'd shakedown George Soros for the bread to buy every motherfuckin' Rapper in America a set of headphones and hire some Muslims to go around beating the ass of anyone who didn't use them.

@chance437 You ...
By: Outrajess. on 01 Sep 10, 05:49:33
@chance437 You obviously haven't heard Ass Like That or Superman.

@chance437 i dont ...
By: kayzap. on 01 Sep 10, 04:07:35
@chance437 i dont like rap music but i agree with you completely :)

@4321ba3g Obama's ...
By: chance437. on 31 Aug 10, 22:41:11
@4321ba3g Obama's not a rapper.

@bukita44 He's ...
By: chance437. on 31 Aug 10, 22:40:55
@bukita44 He's alright, but Eminem will always be the best.

@chance437 and kid ...
By: bukita44. on 31 Aug 10, 22:00:20
@chance437 and kid cudi he is very original

this shit iz so ...
By: Bryansanon268. on 30 Aug 10, 18:00:40
this shit iz so fuking funy lmao

the goverment don't ...
By: 4321ba3g. on 29 Aug 10, 22:06:48
the goverment don't hate rap obama is here

@chance437 fuck you ...
By: 4321ba3g. on 29 Aug 10, 21:57:44
@chance437 fuck you its game

@chance437 nas ...
By: bb0yclay. on 29 Aug 10, 06:45:21
@chance437 nas mosdef talib guru rip az

lol he owns
By: Heroez93. on 28 Aug 10, 20:06:13
lol he owns

Chris Rock-Never Scared Clip
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This is a clip from the movie Chris Rock - Never Scared, and it's when he was talking about white men being wealthy and black men being rich.

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he speaks truth i ...
By: rome71rome. on 03 Sep 10, 02:23:12
he speaks truth i like truth!

straight upo ...
By: yayoROASTBEEF. on 02 Sep 10, 01:24:20
straight upo disgusting racist nigger

@jjrants Did a lil ...
By: neanam. on 01 Sep 10, 23:15:53
@jjrants Did a lil time in the state penn eh?

He Is One Big ...
By: donnelly219. on 01 Sep 10, 13:54:24
He Is One Big RACIST!

he makes other ...
By: thedeadwalkk. on 01 Sep 10, 04:59:17
he makes other white people mother fucking wealthy

@striken4pot he's ...
By: WHOWHAT11. on 01 Sep 10, 03:20:18
@striken4pot he's equally as prejudice toward black people lol watch some of his other videos.... "black people vs niggas"

THEY SPINNIN NIGGA ...
By: smartcracker01. on 31 Aug 10, 21:27:40
THEY SPINNIN NIGGA THEY SPINNINN!!!! XD

@tswagg504 nice ...
By: mrevo5. on 31 Aug 10, 05:46:03
@tswagg504 nice comment bro

@Equalibriuz Lol i ...
By: mrevo5. on 31 Aug 10, 05:45:45
@Equalibriuz Lol i agree wid u bro.... NZ hard!!!!!!! hahahahaha

@Equalibriuz .... ...
By: tswagg504. on 30 Aug 10, 21:23:07
@Equalibriuz ....America is a racist ass hypocritical country...and this is coming from an American. If I ever make enough money, I may leave this shit hole.

im white, whippy ...
By: Equalibriuz. on 29 Aug 10, 03:33:04
im white, whippy fucking doo, AMERICA PLEASE SORT YOUR FUCKING SHIT OUT america in my opion is the most fucking racist country on this planet, NZ, YER THATS RIGHT I FUCK SHEEP, its better than FUCKING your CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS which BLACK DONT HAVE , fucking white ass pieces of shit swear to god if i had a gun i would have shot 10 americans bye now not much but its a start yer white americans

im white, whippy ...
By: Equalibriuz. on 29 Aug 10, 03:32:14
im white, whippy fucking doo, AMERICA PLEASE SORT YOUR FUCKING SHIT OUT america in my opion is the most fucking racist country on this planet, NZ, YER THATS RIGHT I FUCK SHEEP, its better than FUCKING your CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS which BLACK DONT HAVE , fucking white ass pieces of shit

@nroland99 wesley ...
By: DancingSpiderman. on 28 Aug 10, 06:40:22
@nroland99 wesley snipe is rich NOW, but when the IRS make him pay his past due federal taxes, that bitch will be POOR

@TheStageLife wait ...
By: fasteddy555. on 26 Aug 10, 09:01:16
@TheStageLife wait wait wait!!! you mean to tell me that with 48 000 dollars a year i can live in condo in beverly hills and own a lamborghini, shit, i live in mexico and i make a thousand a week, i have a pontiac firebird, a ram truck (95) and a two bedroom home, how the fuck could i live better off of that money, i have to move to the u.s. no wonder all of the central americans and my people are moving there, shit i'm making my bags right now!! jfk...

@Greenburg Oregon ...
By: jjrants. on 26 Aug 10, 07:48:37
@Greenburg Oregon State Penn. is one of the biggest "laundromats" in the state of Oregon. No shit. They contract their services out to businesses and have the inmates do all the labor. It's a pretty crazy scam, But I know this shit first hand.

@striken4pot What!? ...
By: jjrants. on 26 Aug 10, 07:45:39
@striken4pot What!? Chris rock is great!! Also, If you're going to talk about prejudice assholes against whites, talk about Al Sharpton, or Jessie jackson, or Rev. Wright... Bill cosby is the ONLY black activist that I know who actually preaches the shit out of blacks being self accountable and taking responsibility instead of always blaming it on whites. Check out his book. "Come on people". It's good stuff. You'll change your mind on Cosby. Seriously.

Why is he so ...
By: striken4pot. on 26 Aug 10, 01:50:43
Why is he so prejudice towards white people,he's almost like Bill Cosby

@Greenburg Quite ...
By: uglybunny. on 25 Aug 10, 07:19:50
@Greenburg Quite simple really, they contract out to companies and let the companies use the prisoners for cheap labor. They get paid a few cents a day so it isn't technically slavery. Levi Strauss is one company that does this.

@oriaston67 What?! ...
By: Greenburg. on 25 Aug 10, 03:42:15
@oriaston67 What?! So you are telling me that the U.S. Government makes money by having to pay for an individual's food, clothing, water, and accommodations for years on end? Please enlighten me on how they make money doing that.

@Greenburg ur the ...
By: oriaston67. on 25 Aug 10, 02:13:21
@Greenburg ur the retarded one who has no idea how the system function.. everything is a business... if u had any sense , ud know that

@ICgags rich is ...
By: nroland99. on 23 Aug 10, 21:49:25
@ICgags rich is just for 1 generation but welth is forever eg:miley cyrus welth billie mays:rich bill gates:welth wesley snipe:rich

Brothers put TV in ...
By: jamhal73. on 19 Aug 10, 14:30:20
Brothers put TV in their back seat of their car. The TV is on, but ain't nobody in the back seat. Real dumb. The difference between rich and wealthy people.

@ICgags Because ...
By: TheStageLife. on 19 Aug 10, 00:15:03
@ICgags Because Bill Gates makes so many billions that he would be poor if he had Oprahs money. Imagine you make $1,000 a week, thats $4,000 a month. You live in a condo in beverly hills, you have a lamborguini and not a care in the world. If you went to sleep and woke up making $500.00 a month, you would likely kill yourself. That would mean that you wouldn't be able to pay your rent, you would loose your condo, car and everything you worked so hard to get. This is why he would kill himself.

@TheStageLife yea ...
By: ICgags. on 18 Aug 10, 12:52:40
@TheStageLife yea but why did chris rock make it seemed like bill gates doesnt want ophras money.?

@ICgags Well see ...
By: TheStageLife. on 18 Aug 10, 02:01:27
@ICgags Well see Bill Gates is approximately worth around 50 billion dollars if I remember and Oprah is somewhere around 4 billion. And Bill Gates is wealthy because no matter what happens, if Microsoft went bankrupt, he would still be making money off of all the other computer company's such as Apple and Lenux because of the chip that he created that is pattented to him.

$Chris Rock\$

Chris Rock's Oscar® monologue
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@ch355555 Just like ...
By: CoolerKing37. on 30 Aug 10, 16:47:07
@ch355555 Just like how the Illuminati owns both America AND Iraq. It's a conspiracy, MAN!!!

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By: welcometourf. on 27 Aug 10, 16:47:25
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@DemiathDoomhammer ...
By: PurushaDesa. on 25 Aug 10, 21:50:08
@DemiathDoomhammer (They go up in threes.) Seventy thousand is 4 zeroes. Seventy million is 7 zeroes. Seventy billion is 10 zeroes. Seventy trillion is 13 zeroes. $70,000,000,000,000 (It's a lot of money to not have.)

i love this guy's ...
By: eclipsegsx268. on 25 Aug 10, 20:43:28
i love this guy's giggles. Sounds like Butthead.

70 trillion dollar ...
By: DemiathDoomhammer. on 24 Aug 10, 15:49:43
70 trillion dollar behind.. what a heck is that, I don't even know the number.. 70 000 000 000 000 or is it 70 000 000 000 000 000.. eh, I give up! ITS TOO BIG!

Why does he have to ...
By: AdisTopic. on 24 Aug 10, 03:03:19
Why does he have to be racist in 90% of his performance.

I love how Morgan ...
By: josepharte. on 23 Aug 10, 23:44:00
I love how Morgan Freeman seems so captivated by Chris's monologue. Dude, he hasn't told a joke yet!!! 0:18

"blacks movies ...
By: warnerrose21. on 21 Aug 10, 22:58:17
"blacks movies don't have real name" loo

@walterreally yeah, ...
By: xNicoleSx. on 21 Aug 10, 12:22:48
@walterreally yeah, sooooo true!

Lol...we didnt have ...
By: TOBranch. on 21 Aug 10, 01:41:36
Lol...we didnt have a surplus after Clinton...we still had debt, we just had a surplus during his presidency. We still had 5 trillion in debt already.

@ch355555 Perhaps ...
By: divideandmultiply. on 19 Aug 10, 09:47:19
@ch355555 Perhaps that would make the analogy even more apt?

I wonder if he ...
By: ch355555. on 17 Aug 10, 17:13:55
I wonder if he knows Gap and Banana Republic are owned by the same people.

@Flatine1 can you ...
By: kalai131. on 17 Aug 10, 05:56:31
@Flatine1 can you please tell me what creepy means? I hear this term used by online and suburban pussies all the time, to me a creep is someone who really stalks/mugs you on the street or is a threatening person, who attacks you by pointing a gun or AK at your face, demanding money from you! Heck i'm an 80's baby that grew up in New York City, i don't know anything about the puss shit of today's technological society, i personally think times must be good now if someones look can pass as scary.

@gl33kster Chris ...
By: kalai131. on 17 Aug 10, 05:51:11
@gl33kster Chris Rock keeps it real, you gotta think how humble he is, he doesn't think of himself as different from the Average Joe, that's why he tells them to sit their asses down. because he doesn't care about the artificial woo's and ahh's that come from the average joe because someone is a celebrity. Compare that to an actor that soaks it all up with their nose in the air like they're king or queen shit of the world. Don't be a dumbass look at what he is really trying to say.

Fuck diddy i hate ...
By: lameristotel. on 17 Aug 10, 01:14:12
Fuck diddy i hate that stupid ass motherfucker.

@walterreally what ...
By: TrillianS8. on 16 Aug 10, 22:16:42
@walterreally what if Dave really did host the Oscars one day? :D all i could say is WOW!!!

@ZEROEVILDARKCOOL ...
By: NELiXERY. on 16 Aug 10, 09:58:22
@ZEROEVILDARKCOOL No... he said Dave Chappelle's better

Halle Berry? the ...
By: pixarian. on 16 Aug 10, 04:06:18
Halle Berry? the one soon to be seen in the eagerly awaited Catwoman 2?

The one thing I ...
By: ccsdavis1. on 13 Aug 10, 22:43:54
The one thing I didn't like about Chris Rock's monologue is that half of it wasn't even related to the nominees or the film industry at all (like the Bush jokes). Other than that, I loved that Rock was one of maybe two hosts to have a mic up there with him, as if he's in his natural stand-up environment.

Johnny Depp is so ...
By: iMindless797. on 13 Aug 10, 04:57:49
Johnny Depp is so serious O_O (1:44)

hahaha the movie " ...
By: napsteroni. on 12 Aug 10, 08:05:34
hahaha the movie "Lottery Ticket" is coming out too...!!

Chris Rock is so ...
By: Taylorzxzx. on 11 Aug 10, 20:25:21
Chris Rock is so awsome

@ZEROEVILDARKCOOL ...
By: that0random0guy. on 11 Aug 10, 06:03:00
@ZEROEVILDARKCOOL that's the complete opposite of what he said... btw I think you accidentally turned your caps lock on

Diddy looked pissed ...
By: jts6790. on 10 Aug 10, 08:13:36
Diddy looked pissed lol

Check Cashing Place ...
By: majormoviestar2008. on 10 Aug 10, 07:30:03
Check Cashing Place! LOL!

Chris Rock - Doctors & Drugs
Posted by: adiyahu

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"Ain't no money in the cure, the money's in the medicine...that's how a drug dealer makes his money, on the comeback." www.youtube.com www.youtube.com

Related: chris, rock, drugs, standup, stand-up, medicine, health, raw, food, doctor, aids, polio, vaccine, vaccination, doctors, disease, hiv, weed, coke, cocaine, crack, marijuana

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Sad, but damn it to ...
By: maysonbanner. on 02 Sep 10, 20:17:04
Sad, but damn it to hell true

@aieljose If you ...
By: mostliberal. on 02 Sep 10, 09:57:02
@aieljose If you live in the U.S, you'll see that chris rock is right. My mom was bounced back and forth between doctors for 3 years with unexplained intestine problems that got worse. I got gastritis for the same period of time, but the treatment reduces my appetite to starvation levels, so I have to eat carbs only. The idiot doctor saw I had no energy because of my low appetite, and tried to prescribe me STIMULANTS, the very thing that caused my gastritis (I used to drink tons of caffeine)

@motorolarules ...
By: DragonLord7667. on 01 Sep 10, 22:53:54
@motorolarules Listen I don't disagree that doctors "gain from pain" if you will, but its not right or moral to say that all doctors care only on treatment and not on the cure. I don't think a doctor will look the other way in the sight of a cure.

@DragonLord7667 ...
By: motorolarules. on 01 Sep 10, 20:43:47
@DragonLord7667 Doctors are trying what? To purify the lie? Doctors are where the ignorant public meets the drug. They are drug promotor for the pharmaceutical company. They "treat you" they don't fix anything.

@trapper101 no my ...
By: Smokewunn. on 01 Sep 10, 20:34:08
@trapper101 no my friend... if the truth hurts it can kill. no one gets punished for lying.

@AntonioE07 Are you ...
By: aieljose. on 01 Sep 10, 16:58:17
@AntonioE07 Are you sure your not the ignorant one? You really believe doctors intentionally dont find cures for cancer, aids ect... to keep people sick? I seriously hope you don't think that way. Theres no treatment for aids or cancer which dis proves the theory that it's done intentionally to make money off treatment.

@DragonLord7667 ...
By: AntonioE07. on 01 Sep 10, 02:16:56
@DragonLord7667 Ain't you ever hear the saying "Laughter is the best medicine", fool?

@aieljose Are you ...
By: AntonioE07. on 01 Sep 10, 02:15:52
@aieljose Are you sure you're not the ignorant one?

HE SPEAKS SO MUCH ...
By: bbgurl22ful. on 31 Aug 10, 21:52:44
HE SPEAKS SO MUCH TRUTH

lol at least ...
By: DragonLord7667. on 28 Aug 10, 22:23:26
lol at least doctors are trying, wtf are u doing? comedy isn't curing aids or cancer

I usually agree ...
By: aieljose. on 28 Aug 10, 21:40:53
I usually agree with chris but this is just ignorant.

das righ, dey don' ...
By: biiiiirdman. on 27 Aug 10, 20:43:35
das righ, dey don' cure shEEIIIEt

@CuntryGent what ...
By: the619flash. on 27 Aug 10, 01:36:59
@CuntryGent what makes you think your government is not lying to you....do u think thousands of peoples life mean anything to them...people like you need to step back and look at the whole system and hows its run. People like you are easy to control thtas why they never tell you on the news they spend billions on weapons yet they never have a enough money to help homeless people.

I make Lemonade!
By: Kiyomirose91. on 25 Aug 10, 06:07:11
I make Lemonade!

@Rodipuu1 Of course ...
By: mrwhatever213. on 25 Aug 10, 02:40:30
@Rodipuu1 Of course he is and of course they hide shit. many whistle blowers have testified and admitted this fact. most important just watch the system, and if you have a half of brain you can see they won't cure shit.

@CuntryGent Please ...
By: mrwhatever213. on 25 Aug 10, 02:39:12
@CuntryGent Please tell me your not this fucking stupid. I hope your just a tool then cause if not, wow! Big Pharma controls a lot of top people in the government, these people are human and can be bought off like every one else. ask any honest Doctor and they will tell you how corrupt the system is.

26 people with AIDS ...
By: rxrx1776. on 24 Aug 10, 18:06:50
26 people with AIDS missed the like button

@NyDrPa yes ...
By: CuntryGent. on 23 Aug 10, 23:06:47
@NyDrPa yes obviously, god forbid the real reason the govt doesn't cure diseases is because they are actually difficult to cure, do you seriously think if the government had a cure for cancer they would not let people have it but rather choose to make money? What are you a fucking idiot or what? Stupid fuck, read what you wrote again & then tell me seriously that you think there is a global cover up operation where the governments of countries avoid finding cures to make money. you stupid tit.

they patch you up.
By: keta4332. on 21 Aug 10, 21:28:45
they patch you up.

target ...
By: jetsamjetsam. on 20 Aug 10, 20:26:28
target pharmaceuticals those things are corrupt as fuck

Fuck, I love him :D ...
By: iMayoh. on 18 Aug 10, 13:24:16
Fuck, I love him :D He reminds me of Ozzy Jones, the cartoon o.e

they can build that ...
By: neiduart. on 18 Aug 10, 12:33:42
they can build that dream car but then not everyone will be able to afford it.

@3333tmoore If ...
By: MasakoXer. on 17 Aug 10, 12:41:06
@3333tmoore If someone dies of obeseity. Dies of a huge heart attack. You can't blame the doctors for not stopping the person from having a heart attack. The person has to blame themself for doing something really horrible to them...even though they're dead. That person didn't stay healthy.

@3333tmoore I ...
By: MasakoXer. on 17 Aug 10, 12:37:12
@3333tmoore I think you should get rid of your shit Neurologist if he isn't doing squat to get rid of your symptoms. I think you should get a new one. Hey, I completely agree with the part about saying that doctors don't cure squat. Hell, I have schizophrenia. I don't take medicine for it. You can't really blame the doctors if you don't keep yourself healthy. The people in Africa don't really give a shit about the vaccine for Milaria. They keep having kids for some weird reason.

@MasakoXer nobody ...
By: 3333tmoore. on 17 Aug 10, 05:17:58
@MasakoXer nobody is born with MS. But maybe you should publish a paper in one of the major neuroscience journals. I guess all the research MDs just plain forgot to investigate how "some people get this way because their parents smoked or did some really stupid shit to themselves."

David Letterman - Chris Rock on Tiger Woods
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What does Chris Rock think about Tiger Woods' return to golf?

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FYI- This video is ...
By: Distinguished233. on 02 Sep 10, 19:13:27
FYI- This video is Chris Rock on Oprah! Tiger is never even mentioned!

Dave has dick in ...
By: RPFPros. on 02 Sep 10, 18:42:25
Dave has dick in the throat

CBS you su.ck C.ock
By: NateDoner. on 02 Sep 10, 16:58:43
CBS you su.ck C.ock

CBS you suck cock!
By: NateDoner. on 02 Sep 10, 16:58:12
CBS you suck cock!

imagine chris on ...
By: melisutra. on 02 Sep 10, 05:26:58
imagine chris on top of tiger!!! lmao

Go Oprah. You ...
By: skydivingatnoon. on 02 Sep 10, 01:46:32
Go Oprah. You stole the talk from Tiger Woods.

Ahh, yes. Chris ...
By: blasphemymaster. on 01 Sep 10, 19:54:14
Ahh, yes. Chris Rock made some valuable insights regarding TIGER WOODS' RETURN TO GOLF.

Google has done a ...
By: blasphemymaster. on 01 Sep 10, 19:49:05
Google has done a lot to make YouTube better, but ADS SUCK! It takes about 40 seconds to watch a video (10 seconds to load the damn ad).

LOL!
By: Conduit. on 01 Sep 10, 16:40:27
LOL!

Lolol '' That dream ...
By: NoNameBoys4ever. on 01 Sep 10, 11:04:32
Lolol '' That dream was long time ago".

Tiger Woods? or ...
By: muti7777. on 01 Sep 10, 03:42:03
Tiger Woods? or Oprah?

CLEAR YOUR THROAT ...
By: dabombdatgoboom. on 01 Sep 10, 00:29:43
CLEAR YOUR THROAT LETTERMAN

Where was the " ...
By: prithvi9945548880. on 31 Aug 10, 18:44:43
Where was the "Tiger Woods" part ?

Where was tiger ...
By: prithvi9945548880. on 31 Aug 10, 18:44:01
Where was tiger woods part?

Tiger Woods? What? ...
By: Keisuke42. on 31 Aug 10, 05:06:02
Tiger Woods? What? Wasn't even mentioned. Ok. lol

@tswagg504 LOL
By: kbotpop. on 31 Aug 10, 01:55:40
@tswagg504 LOL

u mean chris rock ...
By: brooklynthugs. on 30 Aug 10, 17:49:37
u mean chris rock on oprah

chris rock has a ...
By: TheAntinode. on 30 Aug 10, 01:05:03
chris rock has a very scar laugh wow

Chris Rock will be ...
By: mkl62. on 30 Aug 10, 00:37:59
Chris Rock will be appearing tomorrow on Live with Regis and Kelly.

clear your freakin ...
By: MoltenGoodness. on 29 Aug 10, 22:30:17
clear your freakin throat!!

stupid youtube ...
By: ishookuptheworld. on 29 Aug 10, 20:58:32
stupid youtube cmmercials!

did somebody kick ...
By: littlean24. on 29 Aug 10, 08:29:42
did somebody kick dave in the throat before the show or something? gravelly lol

@Frantzu: I thought ...
By: PSFanMike. on 29 Aug 10, 02:55:38
@Frantzu: I thought he had a cold in this episode.

@bugabooXD ..every ...
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@bugabooXD ..every time I see an ad on youtube...it reminds me to always hate that product and not buy it even if I need it.

@djempek Gotta ...
By: SozzledTerror. on 28 Aug 10, 20:13:08
@djempek Gotta agree. It's all about the money everywhere now.

Chris Rock - How To Not Get Your Ass Kicked By The Police
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@HeavenlySword That ...
By: CasinoPlayingCards. on 02 Sep 10, 13:52:49
@HeavenlySword That guy plays crabman?

3:07 I'm pretty ...
By: DoctorPingas. on 29 Aug 10, 19:30:15
3:07 I'm pretty sure that wasn't his ass.

@Assultsman :O
By: mattfetzer. on 29 Aug 10, 00:49:11
@Assultsman :O

I've watched this ...
By: cbillini. on 26 Aug 10, 23:44:57
I've watched this video like 12 times and I think I laugh harder every time. This guy is hilarious!

@tenou123 Exactly. ...
By: HenryvKeiper. on 25 Aug 10, 02:13:53
@tenou123 Exactly. It's been four years since I first saw this vid, and it still cracks me up at that scene :)

@HeavenlySword oh ...
By: DJx79x. on 23 Aug 10, 18:41:35
@HeavenlySword oh shit i never realized that until now lmao

"Is? there a ...
By: rihardo123. on 22 Aug 10, 12:09:53
"Is? there a problem officer?" *COOLFACE*

Hey, Crabman!
By: HeavenlySword. on 20 Aug 10, 14:36:55
Hey, Crabman!

HE GOT WEED GOT ...
By: Assultsman. on 18 Aug 10, 21:52:31
HE GOT WEED GOT WEED!! XDXD

he got weed he got ...
By: iluvmusic776. on 17 Aug 10, 18:54:06
he got weed he got weed!!!!!

@summerbreez33 foo ...
By: ramon23gutierrez. on 15 Aug 10, 06:07:16
@summerbreez33 foo just cus you are white you will get your ass kicked by every race out there you stupid redneck

122 people want ...
By: 96Senirem. on 15 Aug 10, 06:03:23
122 people want their ass kicked by the police!

@ramon23gutierrez ...
By: summerbreez33. on 14 Aug 10, 14:22:20
@ramon23gutierrez only if your a dirty wetback

MAN, DONT GIVE HIM ...
By: aswipe900. on 14 Aug 10, 09:28:35
MAN, DONT GIVE HIM SHIT! WTHA THE FUCK DO YOU WANT!?

what's the black ...
By: nunchakueagle. on 13 Aug 10, 05:48:51
what's the black car's name?

I beat two dwi ...
By: scottyvjs. on 12 Aug 10, 04:53:32
I beat two dwi charges buy being polite & i got handcuff for cussing out the cops...go figure :O(

HE GOT WEED HE GOT ...
By: icanhasawesome. on 10 Aug 10, 05:21:25
HE GOT WEED HE GOT WEED!

1000th comment!!
By: mkzz410. on 08 Aug 10, 19:57:18
1000th comment!!

he got weed! he got ...
By: TheNoobCap. on 04 Aug 10, 21:48:52
he got weed! he got weed!! LOL

he looks like the ...
By: lordkelvin13. on 04 Aug 10, 08:44:10
he looks like the Zebra in Madagascar the one he dubbed

lol at at 1:08-1:15 ...
By: ello111111. on 01 Aug 10, 00:28:47
lol at at 1:08-1:15 most

This video is so ...
By: Supermassively. on 30 Jul 10, 02:11:43
This video is so true. If only all blacks were as intelligent as Chris Rock.

Eho Disliked This?? ...
By: jazzynice14. on 26 Jul 10, 14:56:02
Eho Disliked This??? This Sht Iss funni As HEELL! "Hav U Ever Wondered... Is He about to kick my ass?" lmao

if we are NOT white ...
By: ramon23gutierrez. on 24 Jul 10, 20:48:28
if we are NOT white wont they try to kick our ass anyway? fuck la migra

every few months i ...
By: loggancun. on 23 Jul 10, 05:23:36
every few months i sit and watch this, laugh my ass off, and then send it to a friend. a true item of comic genious.

Chris Rock about Abortion
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Chris Rock about Abortion

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how you doing ...
By: 2prize. on 24 Feb 10, 13:38:05
how you doing little man? I FUCKING ALIVE THATS HOW IM DOING MUTHAFUCKA!

@SakeenaKeena You ...
By: ChessPieceKnight. on 23 Feb 10, 17:38:32
@SakeenaKeena You do realize that women die during abortions, too. And suffer permanent damage to their wombs. And end up sterile from repeat abortions. And have psychological issues afterwards. More women die from getting abortions than from childbirth.

I am on both sides ...
By: lordgluzman. on 23 Feb 10, 16:30:38
I am on both sides about abortion. I dont like the fact that people have abortions, but I also understand that sometimes it needs to be done. So I am neutural about it.

lmao i suggested ...
By: thewrongreasons1. on 22 Feb 10, 16:40:48
lmao i suggested abortion to my ex and she got mad at me and broke up with me..

Its always sunny in ...
By: supmayne1. on 22 Feb 10, 10:52:54
Its always sunny in philidelphia totally jacked that shit about meeting chicks at an abortion rally... Was still a fuckin hilarious episode but now I see that they might have stolen it

@pier8107 it would ...
By: MokonaModokii. on 22 Feb 10, 04:22:04
@pier8107 it would be uglier to visit china if there wasnt popylation control of course no1 thinks about that

its not murder its ...
By: taj561. on 20 Feb 10, 19:57:41
its not murder its justified homicide, and that goes under self defense, your life or anothers.

What about if the ...
By: SakeenaKeena. on 20 Feb 10, 18:29:13
What about if the woman has a choice of having an abortion or dying during child birth? Should she die?

@ mava96. "who ...
By: Superssam87. on 14 Feb 10, 16:53:06
@ mava96. "who hasnt had a situation like that ..... lol lol." All the people who can't put their two brain cells together and come to the conclution that sperm inside vagina = baby. Seriously, with all the contraception nowdays I still can't believe there are so many unwanted pregnancy's. I have no sympathy for fuck wanks who cant work out that a bit of plastic over your knob = Zero babys (and other nasty std's)

Voted one star ...
By: aifnord. on 14 Feb 10, 01:29:09
Voted one star because of the retarded annotations.

@pier8107 hey hey ...
By: MayoShahrawan. on 11 Feb 10, 05:15:24
@pier8107 hey hey hey guys chillax nop racism and that shyt common lets just enjoy the video common

abortion is murder. ...
By: Kareena1988. on 10 Feb 10, 16:30:09
abortion is murder..all people who do that..will burn in hell..

@cboy1589 like who? ...
By: yuiarakaki. on 07 Feb 10, 22:50:44
@cboy1589 like who? I never heard of such a story. Yeah, a SELF-DONE abortion will probably get you killed, but I have only ever heard Christian bible-thumpers say things about the deaths and suicides caused by abortion. The people who condemn abortion are often the very same people who condemn single motherhood, so basically their opinion means nothing to real women.

2:30-2:44 IM alive ...
By: MsShayShay95. on 05 Feb 10, 21:10:10
2:30-2:44 IM alive is how the fuck im doin ! iShud bust a cap in yo ass xD Had me Rollin

ahahahahahaha i ...
By: chandlerblancaflor. on 27 Jan 10, 16:49:37
ahahahahahaha i keep saying this is the last chris rock video i'm gonna watch today.... but i still keep going. can't help it. funniest dude ever

Why not try visit ...
By: pier8107. on 27 Jan 10, 03:26:40
Why not try visit china and, then talk about disregard for life. Ever heard of Population control?

lol lol ....... ...
By: mava96. on 27 Jan 10, 01:29:32
lol lol ....... simply great....almost fell off the chair on 3:25... who hasnt had a situation like that ..... lol lol. And btw, I just want to send a big FUCK YOU greeting all mother fuckers badly called "pro-life", who criticize the routine....if you dont like it, just watch a stupid Disney movie and have fun with that .. thats it.

and to add on my ...
By: cboy1589. on 26 Jan 10, 06:28:59
and to add on my post.. it doesnt matter that im pro-life or pro-choice, many women kill themselves after having an abortion just out of greif. other women die due to the abortion or are injured. whether you are for or against abortion i dont think it matters, because its a life altering event either way, and i highly doubt anyone would say "get an abortion cuz i wanna go to cancun" i wonder if chris will be doing his "SIDs" bit next show. (look up what SIDs is to catch my sarcasm)

I'm no longer a ...
By: cboy1589. on 26 Jan 10, 06:19:31
I'm no longer a chris rock fan.. i usually look the other way about politcal stuff in comedy acts because they are funny, but this almost goes out of the way to be brutal. trashing a politcal figure is all in good humor but something like abortion goes under the "DO NOT DO IT" list, along with jokes about cancer.. you can give this comment a thumbs down and trash me in anyway you want, but honestly chris crossed a line, and i have a right to say what i think

WTF?! Plz tell me ...
By: TheLanydx. on 25 Jan 10, 03:10:40
WTF?! Plz tell me he's joking.

But? he is not ...
By: tatomuck18. on 16 Jan 10, 05:53:18
But? he is not respectful at all 2 the pro life comminity

sick disregard for ...
By: CIR229. on 10 Jan 10, 18:30:15
sick disregard for human life!

im pro abortion sif ...
By: Suprnub. on 09 Jan 10, 02:32:36
im pro abortion sif we need more crying kids

LOLLLL SO WHATCHU ...
By: hwangx213. on 07 Jan 10, 06:13:38
LOLLLL SO WHATCHU GON DO

LMAO! dats exactly ...
By: LaughNowCryLater323. on 01 Jan 10, 22:10:55
LMAO! dats exactly wat i would tell dat basterd who left me if i eva meet him im a tell him I should PUT A GAP IN YO AZZ FK U!!!! U WANTED ME DEAD MUDAPHUKA!!!

Chris Rock Interview on Ellen 10/28/08
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October 28, 2008 Season 6 Episode 37 Chris Rock promotes his new movie Madagaskar and talks about Halloween and Politics. The part where he talks about McCain was not aired. It was published on Ellen's website. Follow the link here www.youtube.com

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I hope he will ...
By: gramel123. on 03 Sep 10, 06:09:33
I hope he will return to stand up soon :D

ellen seems pretty ...
By: yingwang19. on 02 Sep 10, 05:27:37
ellen seems pretty uncomfortable at some points...

@niroopg nawww, He ...
By: superA2T. on 01 Sep 10, 08:31:17
@niroopg nawww, He was just having a huge erection. :]

I love his laugh.
By: cooldaniel6. on 31 Aug 10, 01:59:55
I love his laugh.

you know how WHEEE ...
By: ishookuptheworld. on 29 Aug 10, 03:24:00
you know how WHEEE do.....

love bein white.! ...
By: juicee17. on 28 Aug 10, 05:57:04
love bein white.! just gowna stay white til around november 3rd ahah and the white guy that lives next door to me, and hes a dentist. :| ahhahaahh i mean people out there saving the world and hes yankin teeth out. you cant beat a keynaninnnn in a race ahaha nothing like a sweatin keyanin ! hahahah omggg if you got on a plane, and i got on a keyanin . id beat ya there.! bahaha ah i love you!

omg ahaha i love ...
By: juicee17. on 28 Aug 10, 05:43:49
omg ahaha i love you chris ! amazing!

9:30 I bet both ...
By: DancingSpiderman. on 28 Aug 10, 02:53:34
9:30 I bet both Chris Rock AND Ellen got boners... I know I did...

lmao Chris' face ...
By: LachrymalKid. on 27 Aug 10, 14:23:04
lmao Chris' face when the dancers come out xD Talk about kid in a candy store :P

chris makes her jab ...
By: Caribbeanjamjam. on 25 Aug 10, 19:07:46
chris makes her jab easier by just keep talkin talkin funny tho

"you can't beat a ...
By: madsci1234. on 24 Aug 10, 09:37:50
"you can't beat a kenyan in a race!"

@PlanetAwesomeful ...
By: MrSPORTnSTUFF. on 20 Aug 10, 19:54:16
@PlanetAwesomeful you have to start somewhere lool

you can't beat a ...
By: F4stlan3. on 17 Aug 10, 02:31:52
you can't beat a kenian in a race.....lmao

in the tags they ...
By: whatTHEbleep123. on 13 Aug 10, 13:06:30
in the tags they totally spelled madagascar wrongggg. lmao!!

people respect ya! ...
By: whatTHEbleep123. on 13 Aug 10, 13:05:42
people respect ya! lol

@AtlantaITGirl ...
By: alinnababygirl. on 11 Aug 10, 22:31:12
@AtlantaITGirl bhahahaha your so right

his entrance WAT ...
By: shiruz17. on 11 Aug 10, 15:13:51
his entrance WAT THE FUK,,,AWKARD LOL gutta keep ur pimp hand STRONG! llooooll im always white on halloween, lol PEOPLE RESPECT YA LOOOL wooo its nice being white. lol u cant beat a kenyan in a race brap BRAPP!!! I LOVE HIM!!

@confidenceispower ...
By: mchala2. on 08 Aug 10, 18:32:10
@confidenceispower but it's to music so you'll like it! hahah

lol hes hilarious : ...
By: ctjkpeaceout. on 08 Aug 10, 17:23:54
lol hes hilarious :) :) :) :) :)

"im just gonna be ...
By: poetsofthefall156. on 07 Aug 10, 06:03:22
"im just gonna be white"......hahaha!!!!!! chris rock is awesome!!!!!!

"it's great people ...
By: oinotna527. on 07 Aug 10, 03:25:18
"it's great people respect you"

i don't really ...
By: iLikeRapSoWhat. on 05 Aug 10, 00:44:17
i don't really think he's high.. i think it's just his personality. but i love it (:

@AtlantaITGirl If ...
By: TheRealK6. on 26 Jul 10, 17:30:44
@AtlantaITGirl If you don't unbutton your suit when sitting down.... you turn out to sit weird.

Black people aren't ...
By: jamsjoyce. on 24 Jul 10, 05:51:05
Black people aren't allowed to be dentists, apparently.

@AtlantaITGirl yeah ...
By: Kratos2591. on 21 Jul 10, 08:39:37
@AtlantaITGirl yeah but hes still funny as hell dont u think?

Chris Rock about black slaves
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Chris Rock talking about the first black slaves in America

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like always hes ...
By: kalkmilch. on 02 Sep 10, 22:51:11
like always hes funny as hell plus tells the motherfucking truth

i'm white, my ...
By: psychopathicking88. on 01 Sep 10, 13:28:59
i'm white, my family, back in the day owned slaves, fought for the confederacy and was many things...i'm still proud of them. not because of slavery but because they're my family and they made us great. blacks should be proud of their families too, because they over came the injustice and refused to give up. but now days (many) blacks just feel like they should be handed shit when they shouldn't. oh and i wont call them african american...they were born here they're americans.

@Remorselesslymine ...
By: psychopathicking88. on 01 Sep 10, 13:24:09
@Remorselesslymine i agree. although in this country when anyone hears slavery they only think blacks. of course thats because people who think like that are too stupid to pick up a book and read about it. originally slavery was meant as a way to pay back someone you owed money to. and while i don't agree with the way it ended up (that is taking people from their homes and keeping them as slaves forever) the issue of slavery doesn't bother me. it's in the past and thats where it will stay.

@thedeadwalkk ...
By: Remorselesslymine. on 01 Sep 10, 10:20:39
@thedeadwalkk That's the attitude that's going to convince the majority of Whites sooner or later that White Nationalism is a necessity.

@Remorselesslymine ...
By: thedeadwalkk. on 01 Sep 10, 05:04:41
@Remorselesslymine white slavery? who gives a shit

soon as chris rock ...
By: mrcooldude964. on 31 Aug 10, 08:35:20
soon as chris rock shows me the whip marks on his back he got from slavery then ill listen to him. until then i say get a job move on and live life. i dont see the jews whining. they let it go and moved on with life

Why doesn't he ever ...
By: Remorselesslymine. on 30 Aug 10, 05:43:18
Why doesn't he ever address the topic of White slavery for a change? What, does he think only non-whites have ever known suffering? Now, wouldn't that make him (to use a popular old Soviet slur) "racist?" You can read more about White slavery here. w w w .revisionisthistory. o r g/forgottenslaves. ht m l h t t p: //researchnews.osu.e d u/archive/whtslav.h t m

Blacks dont ...
By: HowDoTube. on 26 Aug 10, 22:23:30
Blacks dont dominate tennis like Chris said! that nigga be trippin

fucking good...
By: edsgil1. on 26 Aug 10, 09:39:56
fucking good...

NIGGA WHO TAUGHT ...
By: DonforDead. on 23 Aug 10, 15:45:14
NIGGA WHO TAUGHT YOU OCTOGON !!!!

@carlos50105 latin ...
By: KeceCwanaKurdish. on 23 Aug 10, 11:39:34
@carlos50105 latin americans are also racist beleive me I meet many so all people are racist

did u know that a ...
By: lutherlexliL. on 23 Aug 10, 00:15:04
did u know that a whip travels faster than the speed of sound and makes a sonic-boom when it cracks???? I feel BAD for them slaves..OOOOOH LAWWWWWDDDD!!!

nigga fucking large ...
By: raoulhery. on 22 Aug 10, 22:23:12
nigga fucking large!! and heated hockey ..........priceless

nigga fuckin big, ...
By: neikodinham. on 14 Aug 10, 02:39:59
nigga fuckin big, lol lol lmaooo

@9600978Jamesa Yup, ...
By: makenziecat. on 08 Aug 10, 05:29:21
@9600978Jamesa Yup, no systematic racism in the world at all. Just Chris Rock being a whiner. Obviously.

im sorry but negroe ...
By: umadnerd. on 07 Aug 10, 17:13:18
im sorry but negroe comedians just arent funny all they do is cry about racism and make fun of white ppl by making that stupid white person voice every single black comedian they arent funny like dane cook

I guess Chris Rock ...
By: 9600978Jamesa. on 07 Aug 10, 07:38:32
I guess Chris Rock is making it his responsibility to keep racism alive.

O lawd wat is i gon ...
By: Phentom6. on 06 Aug 10, 02:09:10
O lawd wat is i gon do.. ok if i run this intersection ima have a accident if i stop at this sign these crackers a kill meh. LMAO

NIGGA WHO TAUGHT ...
By: Killoutoflove. on 02 Aug 10, 01:21:15
NIGGA WHO TAUGHT YOU OCTAGON??!!!

@BigAl4250 actually ...
By: go2class. on 31 Jul 10, 06:45:25
@BigAl4250 actually the exploitation of natural resources by force and apartide does make the white man responsable. I agree with you that people should not look to blame everyone else for their problems but reality is not all African Americans have problems. Visit the top schools in america and the amount of african americans increases yearly. Reality is racism is not backwards it's just that for the first time in society blacks have a voice. I'm half white half asian by the way.

@BigAl4250 NEGRO... ...
By: go2class. on 31 Jul 10, 06:42:42
@BigAl4250 NEGRO...what are you even talking about. You're obviously very bitter. You may need to take a look in the mirror and ask yourself what kind of person you are. The ignorant hateful things you have said disgrace yourself and your family.

niggers need to die ...
By: hologuitar. on 30 Jul 10, 22:00:57
niggers need to die. Black people are cool.. its the niggers that everyone hates.

BigAl- you're a ...
By: sgreen71778. on 29 Jul 10, 17:00:32
BigAl- you're a loser.

yeh chris, you aint ...
By: superdan1875. on 26 Jul 10, 21:14:32
yeh chris, you aint funny

@KoolJayJ They are ...
By: MyJohnsonable. on 22 Jul 10, 20:07:19
@KoolJayJ They are the most racist people in the country and probably the world.

Bill Maher interviews Chris Rock
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Bill Maher interviews Chris Rock on real time show aired 3-16-07 peace 2007 copyright Home Box Office Inc.

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Love this guy!! ...
By: KpopManiacSFL. on 03 Sep 10, 04:14:36
Love this guy!! Chris is well loved in Canada!~

he got fat...
By: copavida. on 02 Sep 10, 06:06:42
he got fat...

@azopimp Nah, ...
By: kirstiederossett. on 01 Sep 10, 17:26:52
@azopimp Nah, you're nuts.

@kirstiederossett ...
By: azopimp. on 01 Sep 10, 04:33:11
@kirstiederossett Chappelle kicks Chris Rock's ass!

@agyeiboateng If ...
By: jetfreak4. on 31 Aug 10, 03:22:54
@agyeiboateng If eddie murphy ain't that funny, you ain't that right in the head.

@kirstiederossett A ...
By: EZparadox. on 30 Aug 10, 16:51:10
@kirstiederossett A modern day Richard Pryor

bill maher got ...
By: freshprinceofbalham. on 29 Aug 10, 16:16:46
bill maher got owned for his patronising

3:22 He held it ...
By: operationcwaI789789. on 28 Aug 10, 16:11:28
3:22 He held it back.... kudos Chris :-D

The greatest thing ...
By: purplenurps. on 27 Aug 10, 22:55:15
The greatest thing in the world is how uncomfortable white people get when a black guy says nigger

when do bill go on ...
By: cornbreadjtm. on 22 Aug 10, 23:40:24
when do bill go on the ballot for prez???

When hes happy he ...
By: ColdCypher. on 22 Aug 10, 18:15:22
When hes happy he looks like a camel thats smiling.

@agyeiboateng I ...
By: JamesRideout123. on 16 Aug 10, 16:31:02
@agyeiboateng I agree.

@JamesRideout123 ...
By: agyeiboateng. on 16 Aug 10, 14:32:18
@JamesRideout123 eddie murphy aint that funny

@MrAStylz and some ...
By: deadporko. on 31 Jul 10, 01:49:04
@MrAStylz and some freaky eyes at 4:07

@troglodyto ...
By: Righton2000. on 30 Jul 10, 01:17:18
@troglodyto Chris is somewhhat out of his element, but the two of them are comedians so they played off each other very well.

@globeral Hence, ...
By: Righton2000. on 30 Jul 10, 01:13:28
@globeral Hence, the years of good comedy, man.

chris facial ...
By: globeral. on 29 Jul 10, 14:45:40
chris facial expressions look like all kinds of mischief goes on in his head! - lol!

Chris obviously ...
By: MrZovar. on 29 Jul 10, 01:31:10
Chris obviously didnt want to do this, but only he could pull off avoiding questions and sounding obscure and being funny at the same time.

@troglodyto I ...
By: Gabrielle32842. on 28 Jul 10, 06:41:05
@troglodyto I thought the same thing.

chris rock is the ...
By: duptygupty. on 26 Jul 10, 18:00:13
chris rock is the best comedian alive, he kills every appearance he has on any show and comes off as the funniest person there

@troglodyto same ...
By: Writerchic1. on 24 Jul 10, 23:00:38
@troglodyto same thing I thought...

im black ...
By: 240kankan. on 23 Jul 10, 14:57:09
im black enough.hahaha.yes ,you are

that interview ...
By: troglodyto. on 22 Jul 10, 19:51:33
that interview seemed a little awkward

Thank god for that ...
By: Comptech224. on 22 Jul 10, 08:22:49
Thank god for that summary of Rudy. That's the way essentially he always was. I mean when he was elected, even though there was a mild downturn in crime in NYC, he just took it and stamped out as much as he could. Once that was over, there was nothing left and he kinda seemed to go crazy for a while until 2001 when he actually had to lead something.

HAHA LOL omg..!!!!! ...
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HAHA LOL omg..!!!!!!!!!!

Chris Rock - Black People Hate Their Own
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im sure everyone ...
By: 44eelz. on 02 Sep 10, 00:34:29
im sure everyone hates the ignorant of their own kind.. Black people hate Niggas White people hate Hicks Mexican people hate Beaners theres good people and retarded ass people in EVERY race

Chris Rock: "Black ...
By: Remorselesslymine. on 30 Aug 10, 05:45:08
Chris Rock: "Black people hate their own kind." Me: "So do Whites. Otherwise, the vast majority of them wouldn't be tolerating multiculturalism."

I've never believed ...
By: mclaughlin75. on 29 Aug 10, 21:15:39
I've never believed in a politician or a preacher the way I believe in Chris Rock. His "Crazy White Kids" routine changed my life. I imagine this is what people felt like when they heard Kennedy speak.

@Megatron1114 ...
By: ADAJ3. on 27 Aug 10, 22:40:57
@Megatron1114 ignorant black person or ignorant person since every1 sayys nigger now

Gosh, i love my ...
By: EsteeWestee123. on 27 Aug 10, 18:23:00
Gosh, i love my race. Only we can make fun at our own race and be so free about it.

:L:L
By: carlton12100. on 26 Aug 10, 01:18:58
:L:L

@klaasdeboer No it ...
By: ballinmanz. on 24 Aug 10, 04:43:51
@klaasdeboer No it offensive to "niggas"

I watch Everybody ...
By: stickiller14. on 22 Aug 10, 20:20:15
I watch Everybody Hates Chris ! Just to make fun of poor black people Funny show though

so so true, they ...
By: MrBobharrington. on 22 Aug 10, 07:03:55
so so true, they should get over being victoms and just live up to the rest of society. some are great some are so low.

Does anyone know ...
By: lifestraight. on 17 Aug 10, 18:51:52
Does anyone know where I can find the clip where he talks about niggas bragging about being ignorant and loving when they don't know shit??

wat the fuck does ...
By: Megatron1114. on 13 Aug 10, 16:34:43
wat the fuck does niggers mean

"Niggas have got to ...
By: DivineWindOfTheSnow. on 10 Aug 10, 20:20:03
"Niggas have got to go!" I love how he says that.

@R32SKYLINEBWD good ...
By: matt99881. on 08 Aug 10, 20:18:30
@R32SKYLINEBWD good job, you can type!

what an uncle tom. ...
By: bellacnella18. on 31 Jul 10, 17:16:14
what an uncle tom. seriously, these are the entertainers that get promoted?!?!?

I love black people ...
By: stevostevie. on 31 Jul 10, 05:37:07
I love black people but I hate niggers.

Black people hate ...
By: shan2kJ. on 30 Jul 10, 16:08:16
Black people hate Niggers just as much as White people hate Redneck Crackers.

@RobertW1809 Hah, ...
By: Confuzzlement. on 29 Jul 10, 11:46:07
@RobertW1809 Hah, you serious? gtfo

i must agree
By: publishedcontent. on 29 Jul 10, 09:46:18
i must agree

"I take care of my ...
By: eclipse943. on 23 Jul 10, 20:34:42
"I take care of my kids :-D" "Ya supposed to Ya DUMB mothafucka!!!!"

black people ...
By: mt80008. on 18 Jul 10, 05:43:29
black people actually do this shit? I always hear white people saying white trash about someone they think is either poor, classless, or have different views but I never hear black people disparagin niggas like this unless its fuck niggas or something idk

hahaha im crackinq ...
By: nicakim. on 13 Jul 10, 08:03:27
hahaha im crackinq up right now

My opinion of Chris ...
By: choppersgun. on 23 Jun 10, 06:55:43
My opinion of Chris Rock has just changed......i thought he was only capable of attacking white people but i take it back, funny

i take care of my ...
By: babieblu2468. on 19 Jun 10, 18:33:15
i take care of my kids....YOURE SUPPOSED TO YA DUMB MUTHAFUCKA

@klaasdeboer NO - ...
By: rodrma. on 04 Jun 10, 13:31:05
@klaasdeboer NO - NIGGERS are offensive to black people.

fuck. most adults ...
By: RobertW1809. on 30 May 10, 05:19:29
fuck. most adults dont take care of their kids- they just send them to school like the government and tv tells them to. There are few decent families in this world, and god knows mine is not one of them. I If white people were the descendants of the freed slaves, and blacks were in the government and the suburbs... white people would do basically the same shit that blacks get crap for. Its all about the money.

Denzel, Morgan Freeman, Chris Rock, Bernie Mac impersonation
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this is a really funny video.

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Impersonations were ...
By: JASONFIED. on 02 Sep 10, 23:59:49
Impersonations were on point but there really wasn't much jokes to it...have to see more of his comedy to determine if he is really funny

he did every ...
By: Comicwriter232. on 02 Sep 10, 16:27:14
he did every impression well. the only one i didn't like was he sounded nothing like Morgan Freeman. He did do Denzel spot on though.

whats his name?
By: blackbarbieprincess. on 31 Aug 10, 18:31:03
whats his name?

Close your eyes and ...
By: eLaiNe13xXx. on 31 Aug 10, 18:30:58
Close your eyes and you'd think it's Denzel!

I watched this clip ...
By: atoxel. on 31 Aug 10, 17:06:10
I watched this clip over and over again for months, I posted it in my playlist and every single time just CRACKS ME UP ! I am so grateful to you blkicequeen for posting it ! Health, happiness and luck to you ! CiaoBella !

He did Denzel on ...
By: JusCheveyo. on 30 Aug 10, 20:05:52
He did Denzel on the money, man. Greatest Denzel impression.

I never heard of ...
By: Keylolo102. on 26 Aug 10, 05:52:32
I never heard of this guy, but he is a very good impersonator.

Great ...
By: 98bigbutt. on 26 Aug 10, 04:13:33
Great impressions.How come I never heard of this guy?

Woooo! Who is this??
By: MaR2307. on 22 Aug 10, 16:07:36
Woooo! Who is this??

he killed it.... ...
By: blakswan08. on 22 Aug 10, 08:11:47
he killed it....aries spears is the only other one thats close to his denzel

this nigga funny ...
By: Dmmh03. on 22 Aug 10, 04:39:04
this nigga funny wit tha impersonations he kinda on point wit them

lol m pretty good.i ...
By: cmilla646. on 20 Aug 10, 20:40:03
lol m pretty good.i thougt the bernie mac was off, but its been a while.

DAMN
By: CrazyKevaa17. on 20 Aug 10, 13:18:04
DAMN

It's ashamed this ...
By: Emmjaye4life. on 19 Aug 10, 19:19:51
It's ashamed this guy isn't ridiculously famous!

oh my gosh wow he ...
By: 101feven101. on 19 Aug 10, 01:53:25
oh my gosh wow he did denzel washington amazingly What is this guy's name?

If u close ur eyes ...
By: twlightsaga109. on 18 Aug 10, 05:03:29
If u close ur eyes u can actually see them its hilarious

AMAZING IMPRESSIONS ...
By: allure630. on 17 Aug 10, 14:54:26
AMAZING IMPRESSIONS!!!!! WOW.......

The other ones ...
By: carusoa21. on 10 Aug 10, 02:55:06
The other ones werent very that good. But denzel was fuckin awesome as shit

Dude, he nailed ...
By: 93deadpool. on 04 Aug 10, 00:33:13
Dude, he nailed that 'Alonzo Harris' impersonation perfectly!

Who is this guy? ...
By: vodude. on 03 Aug 10, 12:24:10
Who is this guy? Whoever he is, he's Very talented. His Denzel was dead on and that's not an easy impression to do.

@Omegavirus786 ...
By: supafly51. on 02 Aug 10, 23:19:24
@Omegavirus786 damn lol he do kinda look lyk Rajon Rondo

i watch this every ...
By: PROFIT615. on 31 Jul 10, 01:27:48
i watch this every day

that was amazing
By: Limalachi. on 29 Jul 10, 16:05:52
that was amazing

lmfao
By: hotsexymomma52. on 29 Jul 10, 12:04:30
lmfao

is that rondo's ...
By: Omegavirus786. on 29 Jul 10, 04:23:03
is that rondo's brotheer

The one time white ppl can say nigger
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Chris Rock from Kill The Messenger

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yall white boi's ...
By: Runner3250. on 03 Sep 10, 07:39:51
yall white boi's can say nigger all u want but if u say it around me best believe u gonna get smacked

im lookin at the ...
By: parkster08. on 03 Sep 10, 07:10:12
im lookin at the comments at this list n if we all met in person there would only be 7 people not part of the clu clux clan lolol

hahah audience in ...
By: pinchiponcho831. on 03 Sep 10, 02:02:41
hahah audience in the floor is rollin on the floor but this time its not funny not this time

hahah audience in ...
By: pinchiponcho831. on 03 Sep 10, 02:02:24
hahah audience in the floor is rollin on the floor but this time its not funny no this time

I think sometimes ...
By: crispychickeninferno. on 02 Sep 10, 16:26:47
I think sometimes ppl take chris rocks jokes a bit to serious.

im white and ill ...
By: openthedoors420. on 02 Sep 10, 15:34:11
im white and ill say nigger any time i want

@trudal987 i agree. ...
By: openthedoors420. on 02 Sep 10, 15:31:48
@trudal987 i agree. its not racist if its against white people?? how does that make any sense? im white and ill say nigger any time i want

@TeeBone3232 Go to ...
By: trudal987. on 02 Sep 10, 14:23:53
@TeeBone3232 Go to school you inbred piece of shit. You can't even spell right. "Slavery-Get shit done." Apparently only white people can be racist now,. Times have obviously changed. You have no idea what it was like so quit bitching, go get a job and actually contribute to society you fucking ignorant bastard.

It isn't ok to say ...
By: crzykecia. on 02 Sep 10, 05:39:22
It isn't ok to say faggot it isn't ok to say cracker (by the way he was trying to make a point that that would never happen) and it isn't ok to usegay as That's gay" Hate it! Lets respect people

@megamanfalcon ...
By: trudal987. on 01 Sep 10, 23:57:34
@megamanfalcon nigger

@trudal987 cracker ...
By: megamanfalcon. on 01 Sep 10, 23:46:47
@trudal987 cracker ass mother fucker^

Oh thats ok he can ...
By: trudal987. on 01 Sep 10, 20:17:55
Oh thats ok he can say cracker ass mother fucker 50 times. somebody says nigger once and shit hits the fan.

SOMEBODY STOP THAT ...
By: Aseena101. on 01 Sep 10, 10:13:01
SOMEBODY STOP THAT NIGGA

nigga cracka asian ...
By: ocachisu. on 01 Sep 10, 01:05:07
nigga cracka asian i love all yall! :)

@Maximusfool if we ...
By: XdarkshadowchyldeX. on 31 Aug 10, 18:57:04
@Maximusfool if we had that law here in the united states, black poeple would be doing community service for the next 700 years.

White people may ...
By: CoolerKing37. on 30 Aug 10, 16:54:53
White people may not be able to say nigger, but they still got coon, jiggaboo, and spearchucker...

@Jackson5ivelover ...
By: DanielDamascusKimery. on 30 Aug 10, 15:33:37
@Jackson5ivelover You just gave me the Douche Chills.

@Jackson5ivelover ...
By: Maximusfool. on 30 Aug 10, 05:35:55
@Jackson5ivelover Black nore white should say it. Under UK law even if a black man says niggar to another black ma its is still racial discrimintaion. I know so because a black friend of mine was recently arrested and charged for calling another balck woman a nigger. He was given 50 hours community service for this offence

lmao hahaha that ...
By: deathawaitsxxx. on 29 Aug 10, 19:38:11
lmao hahaha that shit is funny

@danieldvs100 ehhh ...
By: zatch97. on 29 Aug 10, 18:07:18
@danieldvs100 ehhh i really dont care, im black

the funny shit ...
By: nico2400. on 29 Aug 10, 11:09:35
the funny shit about the n-word is that white people used it as a bad word for a black person. Now it's nearly a nick name for a gangster. And now white people CANT say it? The black people can say skinhead neither? Got a black friend and we call each other things all the time. I even disses other white poeple by saying "you're REALLY white". fucking luv chris rock!

@dxtriplehh67 ...
By: danieldvs100. on 29 Aug 10, 05:19:15
@dxtriplehh67 rebound* and the reason he only mentioned "white people" saying it is because they use that racial slur the most, unprovoked and everything. again, we don't aprove of any1 saying it other than black ppl(period)

@zatch97 i don't ...
By: danieldvs100. on 29 Aug 10, 05:15:13
@zatch97 i don't kno where u'v been the last 465 years but unless they gey away with it. no1 is aproved to say the N word. i hate racist ppl =)

I WANT EVERY1 ON ...
By: danieldvs100. on 29 Aug 10, 05:12:46
I WANT EVERY1 ON YOUTUBE TO HEAR THIS. NO1. NO1 CAN SAY THE N. WORD. now if its said its just 2 piss ppl off cuz u no already. ='(

i cried my eyes ...
By: dxtriplehh67. on 29 Aug 10, 02:36:19
i cried my eyes rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl lmao lol........holy shit

Chris Rock - Back to School
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Chris Rock on education. From Chris Rock: Bring the Pain.

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In my city, once ...
By: tswagg504. on 30 Aug 10, 21:13:03
In my city, once you cross over MLK, you're in danger zone lol.

funniest man in the ...
By: Dojocho. on 25 Aug 10, 00:52:33
funniest man in the world!

Hey i live on MLK ...
By: W0WW0WWubbzy. on 22 Aug 10, 06:06:31
Hey i live on MLK its not that bad LOLLL

countin' these ...
By: djflkdjfope. on 16 Aug 10, 00:06:14
countin' these rocks biaaatch!!

One of the greatest ...
By: bossscrillaguy. on 15 Aug 10, 05:19:26
One of the greatest comedians ever!

chris rock is the ...
By: DaCatastrophic. on 09 Aug 10, 03:18:28
chris rock is the shit

"MARTIN LUTHER KING ...
By: dogchowdah. on 08 Aug 10, 17:52:57
"MARTIN LUTHER KING!" every body hates chris lol.....in season 1....heh heh

Here's ten dollars, ...
By: MakDakProductions. on 04 Aug 10, 19:49:55
Here's ten dollars,ima get my learn on!

I like how he says ...
By: TheRudeAwakeningsz. on 03 Aug 10, 15:44:17
I like how he says biatch at 0:38

"You come out of ...
By: neecee401100. on 02 Aug 10, 16:31:16
"You come out of jail you the fuckin man..'What's up nigga!'" lmao

What's up nigga! ...
By: crjones1208. on 01 Aug 10, 17:33:28
What's up nigga! LMAO

@emmagio56 Diploma*
By: KelvinFung25. on 01 Aug 10, 03:22:13
@emmagio56 Diploma*

Dont come around ...
By: TheLiMaH215. on 01 Aug 10, 01:13:20
Dont come around wit all tht countin and shit i can count to 1245 im countin rocks Biatch hmmm i wonder wht happend to three wen he was suppoedly countin

lmfao laughed my ...
By: iRushProductions. on 30 Jul 10, 23:49:50
lmfao laughed my ass off in the first 10 sec's!

countin these rocks ...
By: TheHighTriangle. on 29 Jul 10, 04:48:09
countin these rocks biatch!!

Here's $10, let me ...
By: alexamerling20. on 26 Jul 10, 20:17:31
Here's $10, let me get my learn on :P

@scxiby crack that ...
By: stickyickytoker. on 25 Jul 10, 00:12:40
@scxiby crack that whip

lemme ask u dis ...
By: deadshot1995. on 21 Jul 10, 22:16:18
lemme ask u dis lemme ask u dis CAN U KICK MY ASS lmao

Martina Luther King!
By: MakDakProductions. on 21 Jul 10, 01:16:46
Martina Luther King!

lemme ask u dis can ...
By: matt121493. on 20 Jul 10, 01:40:10
lemme ask u dis can u kick my ass lml

GOOD ENOUGH DEPLOMA ...
By: emmagio56. on 18 Jul 10, 19:24:54
GOOD ENOUGH DEPLOMA...... I GOT ONE OF THOSE

haha lolsz
By: freshkidd1110. on 18 Jul 10, 05:05:57
haha lolsz

Funniest man in ...
By: Dojocho. on 17 Jul 10, 15:09:17
Funniest man in the world ....period

A black man failing ...
By: KeySour. on 16 Jul 10, 21:39:39
A black man failing black history class

2 ppl missed the ...
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2 ppl missed the like button... ;)

Chris Rock on The Late Show with David Letterman
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Chris talks about Bill & Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama.

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@rapkingsrobin yes, ...
By: 3waystriped. on 02 Sep 10, 13:54:11
@rapkingsrobin yes, this is that Chris!

Is this Chris from ...
By: rapkingsrobin. on 02 Sep 10, 13:03:40
Is this Chris from ,, Everybody hates Chris ,, ?

@rapkingsrobin It's ...
By: ScottXC91. on 02 Sep 10, 03:23:21
@rapkingsrobin It's sad that that's the reason you know of him.

Is this Chris from ...
By: rapkingsrobin. on 01 Sep 10, 16:55:15
Is this Chris from ,, Everybody hates Chris ,, ?

@Nautilus1972 Big ...
By: SirGodLordKing. on 01 Sep 10, 10:04:20
@Nautilus1972 Big ass royalty checks from CBS.

What drug was that ...
By: Nautilus1972. on 01 Sep 10, 09:41:48
What drug was that he was on? Anybody?

Behold the insane ...
By: Babaziba. on 01 Sep 10, 05:28:45
Behold the insane genius of Chris Rock. What a talented man.

Is it just me, or ...
By: TheRoyalFreshness69. on 31 Aug 10, 03:38:23
Is it just me, or does Chris Rock always scream

@tigerfist3 lmao!!! ...
By: DoubleAG90. on 29 Aug 10, 17:52:26
@tigerfist3 lmao!!!! he gots to be lololol...or....forgot what he was gone say so just hopped on another subject lolol

HE ROCKS ........ ...
By: Mrlaboeuf89. on 29 Aug 10, 17:09:25
HE ROCKS ........ IS A GENIUS... I Want Letterman - rock combpo in a show

haha his energy is ...
By: NouraMania. on 29 Aug 10, 07:30:20
haha his energy is contagious xD

hell yea they lost ...
By: WooZIE997. on 29 Aug 10, 05:36:47
hell yea they lost to the Giants ;) fuck the pats

check his face on 0 ...
By: Darkxtin. on 28 Aug 10, 23:48:04
check his face on 0:54 xD

@inlovewithjesus14 ...
By: bharo9. on 28 Aug 10, 16:34:04
@inlovewithjesus14 joke, chill! I love chris rock!

WOOHHHH
By: Jordell91. on 28 Aug 10, 13:54:27
WOOHHHH

damn that nigga is ...
By: tigerfist3. on 28 Aug 10, 11:00:58
damn that nigga is on some heavy drugs.

I think the video ...
By: streetwhereulive. on 27 Aug 10, 21:31:54
I think the video of "How not to get your ass kicked by the police," is the funniest thing I have even seen, and it is so true.

i LOVE his voice.. ...
By: hsmisdbest. on 27 Aug 10, 14:09:31
i LOVE his voice.. Mostly in Everybody Hates Chris :D

@EricAutopsy ...
By: SuperScrubsWatcher. on 25 Aug 10, 18:28:29
@EricAutopsy ROFLMAO!!

lmao "HILARY AIN'T ...
By: LilCandWebbyD. on 25 Aug 10, 06:53:55
lmao "HILARY AIN'T RUNNING"

Lettermen's a dweeb ...
By: tenaciousways. on 24 Aug 10, 02:03:59
Lettermen's a dweeb...

is he drunk ... ?
By: fustino5. on 24 Aug 10, 01:28:04
is he drunk ... ?

I love Chris Rock's ...
By: NoOneCanDefeatKB24. on 23 Aug 10, 20:51:08
I love Chris Rock's voice.

try hard
By: TheReppy. on 23 Aug 10, 11:20:58
try hard

hey .. i like u ...
By: ShenqyBoy. on 23 Aug 10, 10:31:09
hey .. i like u Chris.. but .. DRUGS R BAD

$Chris Rock on OJ: I\$

Chris Rock on OJ: I'm not saying he should've killed her...
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Underrated routine from his classic 1996 special "Bring The Pain," overshadowed by the whole "what do you want, a cookie" thing. "4 grand a month for food, I better get some extra cheese on my whopper!"

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yo you honor... ...
By: amaeleven. on 01 Sep 10, 23:56:18
yo you honor... check this out...

lol 3:13 "you ...
By: koal1ify. on 01 Sep 10, 18:54:07
lol 3:13 "you acustom to eatin, you leave u done eatin, they dont owe u a steak"

too many white ...
By: koal1ify. on 01 Sep 10, 18:52:14
too many white people watch this and complain about shit nobody wantes to hear

the part where he ...
By: evanderlazer. on 01 Sep 10, 14:25:55
the part where he says "we won, we won, we won, wtf did we win?" Thats what all the haters on justin bieber remind me of, its so pathetic and sad.

@sweetsoul1113 you ...
By: manjacha1. on 30 Aug 10, 13:27:36
@sweetsoul1113 you suck

@sweetsoul1113 Cuz ...
By: UNVRSLGRTNZ. on 30 Aug 10, 06:33:27
@sweetsoul1113 Cuz they arent sweet souls themselves. xD Besides, thats what alot of women where doing back then... How do u pretend to take half of mine just cuz I aint love anymore? This was right before the whole prenuptial era.

O RENTAL the bus ...
By: loveactuallyUK. on 29 Aug 10, 14:01:46
O RENTAL the bus driving murderer

Wow. I can't ...
By: sweetsoul1113. on 27 Aug 10, 08:25:27
Wow. I can't believe men hate women this much. And the women just sit there and take it and laugh. Very scary.

Brilliant
By: AnEnglishPigDog. on 26 Aug 10, 20:09:41
Brilliant

@AmirMian90 I know! ...
By: TheBandanaFiend. on 26 Aug 10, 09:47:07
@AmirMian90 I know!!! :)

I'm not saying he ...
By: buddaman200522. on 23 Aug 10, 06:10:07
I'm not saying he should of killed her....but I understand!! Makes perfect sense!

@commonsen5e Jive ...
By: guysovereign. on 21 Aug 10, 11:24:42
@commonsen5e Jive Turkey hmmm I don't even know what that is, but I guess I've been called worse....I think.

@guysovereign Why ...
By: commonsen5e. on 21 Aug 10, 03:31:41
@guysovereign Why the hell do you care so much, you're literally having a hissy fit over this you Jive Turkey.

@mrwhatever213 ...
By: guysovereign. on 20 Aug 10, 20:25:13
@mrwhatever213 black, racist and stupid sad

HE IS A RIOT!!!!!!! ...
By: Zva26. on 20 Aug 10, 18:40:30
HE IS A RIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@guysovereign How ...
By: mrwhatever213. on 20 Aug 10, 08:47:21
@guysovereign How did they make it about race when the detective that found the glove once said all blacks should burn in hell!! so what the fuck did you think his team would do?

@guysovereign That ...
By: mrwhatever213. on 20 Aug 10, 08:46:26
@guysovereign That was just for money, that did not mean shit. and evidence? you cant trust that cause the people who got it were corrupt.

@shadow3746 what ...
By: mxfreestyle08. on 17 Aug 10, 20:44:51
@shadow3746 what moment? theres was a moment?

How many times did ...
By: guysovereign. on 17 Aug 10, 00:38:37
How many times did this guy TomasAleph changed positions? It is a shame that black people (this guy is from the UK) all over the world put race unity over logic and decency.

@guysovereign The ...
By: TomasAleph. on 16 Aug 10, 23:38:46
@guysovereign The murder of Emmett Till was noted as one of the leading events that motivated the American Civil Rights Movement.[1] The main suspects, Roy Bryant and J.W. Milam, were acquitted by a jury of twelve white men, but later admitted they were responsible for the beating, torture, and murder of the black fourteen-year old and wanted to "make an example out of him." Doh!!!

@guysovereign thank ...
By: TomasAleph. on 16 Aug 10, 23:28:29
@guysovereign thank God lol you're waaaaaay too angry

@guysovereign lol ...
By: TomasAleph. on 16 Aug 10, 23:27:43
@guysovereign lol insult me if you want, dude - have emailed you - rise above your hate. It's debateable - not because I think he's innocent (his book put and end to that) but because, regardless of how we join the dots, we really don't know - all we know legally is that he had something to do with it. That's all. I don't have to be black to believe that. And saying I'm stupid? Grow up, mate lol

@TomasAleph If you ...
By: guysovereign. on 16 Aug 10, 23:23:25
@TomasAleph If you seriously think his guilt is debatable than you are not worth exchanging with. This is over.

@TomasAleph You ...
By: guysovereign. on 16 Aug 10, 23:21:49
@TomasAleph You seriously think OJ's guilt is debatable even in hindsight? Forget the evidence in the trial, which was overwhelming, and think about the fact he has since written a book titled "If I did it, this is how I would have done it" For you to think he is guilt is debatable, you must be black, racist and stupid. Even stupider than the people on that jury since you have even more evidence than they did.

@guysovereign all ...
By: TomasAleph. on 16 Aug 10, 22:59:52
@guysovereign all that was proven in OJ case is that he was violent and was jealous - whether he actually killed her himself, got others to do it and cover it up or every other detail is debateable. Emmett Till's murder is FACT. I don't want to get into a slanging match as I see happening on this site all the time, but the diff is we think OJ is guilty based on info..we KNOW Emmett's killers were guilty. Please, don;t spread ignorance to make a point

Chris Rock opening the 1999 MTV Awards
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Chris Rock opening the 1999 MTV Awards

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thank you MTV for ...
By: nopillonombre. on 01 Sep 10, 21:19:21
thank you MTV for the best time of music, the 90"s

lol at Em hiding XD
By: Zulluhead. on 31 Aug 10, 18:31:44
lol at Em hiding XD

@CoolerKing37 shit ...
By: Zulluhead. on 31 Aug 10, 18:29:03
@CoolerKing37 shit music traded for shit music XD

@CoolerKing37 yea.. ...
By: statusmvp01. on 31 Aug 10, 03:22:44
@CoolerKing37 yea...but DMX probably never even did a line of cocaine....Kid Rock has cocaine and whiskey for breakfast....

@GTB119 Yeah but ...
By: CoolerKing37. on 30 Aug 10, 17:17:31
@GTB119 Yeah but back then we were stuck with Limp Bizkit, NSYNC, Ricky Martin, the Backstreet Boys, Jennifer Lopez, 98 Degrees. Not much of an improvement....

@statusmvp01 I ...
By: CoolerKing37. on 30 Aug 10, 17:13:02
@statusmvp01 I dunno man. Last time I checked Kid Rock was divorcing Pam Anderson while DMX was being arrested for dog fighting and assault....

Awesome. Why can't ...
By: CoolerKing37. on 30 Aug 10, 16:57:33
Awesome. Why can't the MTV Awards be like this anymore?

hahahaha "bawitdaba ...
By: JWOLFPACK. on 29 Aug 10, 19:32:56
hahahaha "bawitdaba" his name is chrisss rock.

chris rock is top ...
By: alfredunhill. on 28 Aug 10, 17:41:27
chris rock is top of the food chain....genius

all whitw? p.s,luv ...
By: sylosity93. on 28 Aug 10, 07:50:50
all whitw? p.s,luv u just? confused?

The quality of ...
By: jezzetv. on 28 Aug 10, 04:13:07
The quality of music today makes me sick. I wish the hot tub time machine existed.

who is that girl at ...
By: leeyoutube. on 27 Aug 10, 23:28:53
who is that girl at 8:39 next snoog?

what is the song at ...
By: clever50. on 27 Aug 10, 19:15:39
what is the song at the start called?

back when MTV still ...
By: welcometourf. on 27 Aug 10, 16:26:15
back when MTV still had some credibility, now it's all shit

He's probably the ...
By: LachrymalKid. on 27 Aug 10, 13:53:22
He's probably the funniest man alive.

@jezzetv me too.
By: Joeybsmooth. on 27 Aug 10, 08:51:09
@jezzetv me too.

@Curtis7414 My dude ...
By: youngral. on 23 Aug 10, 15:20:36
@Curtis7414 My dude that was proof

@Curtis7414 Thats ...
By: HavlinPetr. on 22 Aug 10, 19:01:27
@Curtis7414 Thats definitely not 50 cent. lol, thats PROOF on the right and dr.dre on the left.

@ ...
By: 3194shi. on 22 Aug 10, 16:46:18
@buddhistgangstamonk the jefferson's was not a cartoon show, the jestsons were.

is they rapping??.. ...
By: slim0004. on 22 Aug 10, 11:52:48
is they rapping??......

He destroyed so ...
By: southy98. on 22 Aug 10, 00:13:23
He destroyed so many people that night. Classic.

At 2:16 thats 50 ...
By: Curtis7414. on 21 Aug 10, 21:43:31
At 2:16 thats 50 cent next to Eminem Lool

It's also funny ...
By: ThePropane17. on 20 Aug 10, 21:08:47
It's also funny seeing dre eminem and proof laughing at the black white rapper joke at 3:23

whoa you see a ...
By: ThePropane17. on 20 Aug 10, 21:06:01
whoa you see a young evan ross at 2:52

Oh shit. I had ...
By: chifour66. on 20 Aug 10, 11:17:02
Oh shit. I had forgotten how many ppl had those raunchy dreds back then.

chris rock.mp4
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chris rock on david letterman, april 7th, 2010

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the kardashians ...
By: 122176368. on 22 Aug 10, 19:45:18
the kardashians done got obama LOL

the devils eye
By: skriller123. on 09 Aug 10, 23:14:36
the devils eye

whenever hes ...
By: 084857lqlq. on 05 Aug 10, 04:29:06
whenever hes interviewed hes sits so strangely! looks uncomfortable although of course hes not- so funny!!

LOL @ Kardashians ...
By: BlushingMocha741. on 28 Jun 10, 16:44:20
LOL @ Kardashians and Obama!

''Oprah playing ...
By: marili1323. on 18 Jun 10, 19:11:43
''Oprah playing football...Oprah riding a horse...'' I nearly died from laughter!!!!

i think he and depp ...
By: mambekk. on 03 Jun 10, 12:25:02
i think he and depp is same looking..

Chris Rock is very ...
By: moali1988. on 28 May 10, 15:11:20
Chris Rock is very very very clever that's why he is so funny. The way he was able to get ppl to laugh while stating some hard truths about health care reform was good. Cuz if it wasn't true it wouldn't be funny. :D

.. hahahahahaha
By: MrCangkirkopi. on 11 May 10, 20:52:40
.. hahahahahaha

Amazinggg
By: AwaisM. on 06 May 10, 00:25:04
Amazinggg

What the hell ...
By: CboyNL. on 23 Apr 10, 12:30:39
What the hell happend to your voice Dave? Hilarious!!

@stogesmcgee It ...
By: tropicalmyth. on 17 Apr 10, 03:55:07
@stogesmcgee It definitely sounded like some things that make me raise an eye brow, and say that it's ridiculous from watching the video. Like were those changes being made or things as is? However, I didn't read the pdf to confirm if anything was taking out of context or exaggerated. So it could be biased. Like some points didn't strike a nerve with me. Like about illegal aliens. So? They should get health care. Worse problems.

@tropicalmyth so ...
By: stogesmcgee. on 17 Apr 10, 03:34:13
@tropicalmyth so what did u think

@stogesmcgee I will
By: tropicalmyth. on 15 Apr 10, 19:44:46
@stogesmcgee I will

@zacky89 And I ...
By: sudo4me. on 15 Apr 10, 16:42:51
@zacky89 And I love how "you guys" stick with 8 yrs of Bush The problems have been developing for decades Like the Community Reinvestment Act under Carter This was the primary tool that lead to the Housing Crises It was strengthened under Clinton and Bush Denied by Barney Frank and Maxine Waters etc in 2002-2005 BTW its not that I hate the government since Im more of a Libertarian Its that the government has long been over stepping their constitutional guidelines.

@tropicalmyth type ...
By: stogesmcgee. on 15 Apr 10, 16:20:56
@tropicalmyth type in the truth health care bill and watch first video

@tropicalmyth you ...
By: stogesmcgee. on 15 Apr 10, 16:14:28
@tropicalmyth you obviously have no idea what your talking about DO YOUR FUCKING HOME WORK SHIT HEAD

@tropicalmyth what ...
By: stogesmcgee. on 15 Apr 10, 16:13:18
@tropicalmyth what the hell are you talking about

@sudo4me love the ...
By: zacky89. on 15 Apr 10, 15:00:17
@sudo4me love the 3rd one thats the one, you guys always use. anything the government does, it fails. off course it fails. after 8 years of Bush i love how the conservatives hate the government ironic eh ?

"Its all the guy's ...
By: gargoyle224. on 15 Apr 10, 14:58:11
"Its all the guy's fault" LOL

made my day !!
By: superinzagi. on 15 Apr 10, 14:56:10
made my day !!

Chris rock: im a ...
By: aznngg. on 15 Apr 10, 14:28:29
Chris rock: im a rock(?) Letterman: im a letter man(wtf) Chris Rock: me and the letter man were having a great time in bed when suddenly he farted Letterman: DOnt lie we both farted at the same time

classic. :)
By: DigitalLyncher. on 15 Apr 10, 14:23:21
classic. :)

@stogesmcgee I hope ...
By: tropicalmyth. on 15 Apr 10, 14:02:06
@stogesmcgee I hope you die a horrible death. A horrible, horrible death.

Hahahaahhaaa!!
By: The0913am. on 15 Apr 10, 13:59:07
Hahahaahhaaa!!

fucking retard ...
By: stogesmcgee. on 14 Apr 10, 01:49:58
fucking retard sayin i feel sorry for the people against the health care bill ne1 who knows anything about the actual bill would be against it i suggest ne1 that doesnt agree with me looks it up and does ther homework

Chris Rock and Nia Long
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Join the Fan Squad! community.wendyshow. com Chris Rock and Nia Long talk about their blind date. www.wendyshow.com Join the Fan Squad and get the latest from the Wendy Show: community.wendyshow. com

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see chris actually ...
By: ishookuptheworld. on 29 Aug 10, 03:22:25
see chris actually cared about the personality and character of the person!!!! and she was BLUNT, dead on straight, YES, I DID GIVE THE WRONG NUMBER ON PURPOSE!

when you meet ...
By: pepelecutie. on 26 Aug 10, 22:48:31
when you meet someone the first thing they see is what you look like, not what your actually like. Looks are important to some degree because everyone knows that the most important relationship u have is with yourself, because that's the 1 person u can't get away from. AND u know that when u look in the mirror and u don't like what u see it upsets u. Aswell as the inside the outside also needs pampering, so if u r concerned abt the way u look it doesn't make u vain,it just makes u human.

damn she finne.
By: 9lilcutie. on 22 Aug 10, 05:18:11
damn she finne.

@AfrikanGod1 uh... ...
By: cocoapeach. on 21 Aug 10, 20:16:07
@AfrikanGod1 uh... wat?

Haha , Chris Rock ...
By: SemiMichael. on 18 Aug 10, 22:41:19
Haha , Chris Rock is HILARIOUS! LMFAO :)

SUBSCRIBE :) LOL
By: SemiMichael. on 18 Aug 10, 22:39:05
SUBSCRIBE :) LOL

she said i can go ...
By: idontneedacosigner. on 16 Aug 10, 04:19:55
she said i can go get some di$! like it was something they were serving at mcdonalds lmao!

Have you seen her ...
By: Ummahstreamdotcom. on 12 Aug 10, 18:22:09
Have you seen her in Mooz-lum the movie? -

R.I.P Wendy!
By: AfrikanGod1. on 11 Aug 10, 22:44:33
R.I.P Wendy!

luv it
By: bmjw06. on 05 Aug 10, 06:14:50
luv it

What did she say to ...
By: PurK1Fry. on 27 Jul 10, 22:27:09
What did she say to Chris Rock?

Nia, call me. haha.
By: thelasttrueson. on 27 Jul 10, 01:16:47
Nia, call me. haha.

i looooove nia long.
By: BelizeansRpretty. on 15 Jul 10, 00:31:31
i looooove nia long.

@Drucifer482 Well ...
By: ashcali22. on 14 Jul 10, 05:07:01
@Drucifer482 Well you know she was on drugs for a long time back in the 90's so she probably did say it and didn't even realize it because that's what drugs do to u.

Okay the girl on 1: ...
By: hco323. on 13 Jul 10, 06:35:08
Okay the girl on 1:41 has my tanktop :) Forever21 babe

I had nooo ideaaaaa ...
By: hco323. on 13 Jul 10, 06:33:36
I had nooo ideaaaaa that they were together....

i've realised that ...
By: bo3asmoon. on 03 Jul 10, 22:32:39
i've realised that chris always wears black in most if not all of his recent interviews.

nia long is a fine ...
By: iaintmadatcha. on 02 Jul 10, 16:41:15
nia long is a fine piece of ass we all know that but check out the 2 shorties at 1:41 mmm nothing like a chocolate skinned woman

Lol!!!
By: meni8919. on 18 Jun 10, 08:09:18
Lol!!!

Nia is beautiful, ...
By: NippEzWorld. on 12 Jun 10, 18:09:29
Nia is beautiful, smart, funny, and real. We have all made the occasional dating faux-pas- she's human like the rest of us. Chris is one of my favorite comedians and such an intelligent black man. And I don't know, must be the money 'cause he's not so bad on the eyes these days!! lol

damn dude..that ...
By: MsChoriz0. on 11 Jun 10, 02:37:07
damn dude..that woulda been coo if she sed that to herfriend but not if she tryna date someone you know?..he did the right thing cuz he's gettin older so he's not tryna mess aroun like that anymore..so i say that's whats up!

Funny
By: 233546j. on 09 Jun 10, 00:40:48
Funny

Is She SUPPOSED To ...
By: xanthy2000. on 15 May 10, 10:47:23
Is She SUPPOSED To Be TYRA BANKS ?

haahaa this is ...
By: phillychic23. on 09 May 10, 15:10:07
haahaa this is funny.

she can still get ...
By: longview1987. on 08 May 10, 16:12:23
she can still get some if she need it, with her fine ass

Chris Rock on dirty talk and blowjobs
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Chris Rock tells the truth about how to get your women to do anything in bed and splits women into 3 types when it comes to blowjobs

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Make love not war, ...
By: LgGerminator. on 02 Sep 10, 21:32:14
Make love not war, Condoms are cheeper than guns!

well 3 women ...
By: stelios3131. on 31 Aug 10, 15:09:56
well 3 women apparently dont give head...

"excuse me ehh.. i ...
By: superasians. on 31 Aug 10, 00:35:16
"excuse me ehh.. i was wondering eh" rofl

TRuE Dat :L :)
By: carlton12100. on 26 Aug 10, 01:20:38
TRuE Dat :L :)

Suck that shit like ...
By: Lounsusana. on 24 Aug 10, 03:50:57
Suck that shit like it's got the antidote or something!!!!!! Rofl!!! WTF!!! That was awesome!!

hahahahha, what a ...
By: buckybeaumonty. on 19 Aug 10, 00:46:20
hahahahha, what a legend

@rootber200 ...what ...
By: Richie2k6. on 14 Jul 10, 16:44:04
@rootber200 ...what the hell are you talking about?

@Richie2k6 how is ...
By: rootber200. on 14 Jul 10, 04:38:11
@Richie2k6 how is lust a problem. not trying to be innapropriate but you wouldnt be reading this comment if your mom and dad werent horny to have sex! god made you want to have sex. what is the problem with having it when you are an adult

@zenangel924 ...
By: Eye2EyeIIIV. on 20 May 10, 08:30:46
@zenangel924 That's right. Sex is not the problem. Lust IS.

Chris Rock IS ...
By: Eye2EyeIIIV. on 20 May 10, 08:30:24
Chris Rock IS indeed a smart guy. I'd recommend him, like many others, as a friend, to try get a load of this. /watch?v=szBTl3S24MY

chris rock before ...
By: petrosonrocking. on 30 Apr 10, 03:17:47
chris rock before being killed by any woman, killed everyone with his hilarious hints x'DDD

lol this is ...
By: mzsimmonz. on 29 Apr 10, 18:12:27
lol this is somewhat obscene but I find it hilarious!

Lmao, "trying to ...
By: Hassidboy. on 28 Apr 10, 00:08:11
Lmao, "trying to get some robatussin out of it!"

tau 0:54. now u got ...
By: laptate. on 08 Apr 10, 19:06:14
tau 0:54. now u got dry balls

lady is a talented ...
By: curlin85. on 26 Mar 10, 15:17:23
lady is a talented and creative dancer/singer and she realy inspires me and i wont to be just like her!=) - "NakedLady gaga D0TT comm" a girl like her wow

Wow 1990!
By: 5starsGaming. on 25 Mar 10, 03:42:31
Wow 1990!

They still make you?
By: xlaFax. on 17 Mar 10, 02:39:04
They still make you?

if a girl don`t ...
By: RealDefentertainment. on 02 Feb 10, 14:32:07
if a girl don`t suck dick I`m not even spending a day with her.

would you lick ...
By: 101shonenjumpfreak. on 14 Dec 09, 21:07:04
would you lick balls? HUH! I AIN'T LICKIN NOTHIN! LICK YA ON OWN BALLZ! lol

Holy shit I almost ...
By: Richie2k6. on 26 Nov 09, 02:52:55
Holy shit I almost had a heart attack hahaha "I want you to suck my dick like you trying to get an antidote out of it" LMFAOOOOOOOO

they still make you ...
By: ballsz43. on 13 Nov 09, 14:25:39
they still make you? LMAO

Thank you the endin ...
By: ITHmeRockw1. on 19 Oct 09, 23:34:33
Thank you the endin YAY!!

LOL @ the dude ...
By: jaynice22. on 12 Oct 09, 19:04:50
LOL @ the dude sayin "Thank You" towards the end

see a awesome video ...
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see a awesome video clip?? no shit talk here ==> veoox ,com/live

"A) Women that ...
By: CamButler. on 27 Sep 09, 13:47:04
"A) Women that don't give head, BYE! LEAVE! SEE YA!"

Chris Rock on Gun Control
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Chris Rock delivers his own message on belief in Gun Control.

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Chris Rock-Never Scared-Married Life
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Chris Rock stand-up comedy talking about married Life

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