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Billy Connolly - Old Woman On Bus
Posted by: MarkyThomp1981

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Billy Connolly telling a hysterical story about an old woman he met on a bus in Clyde.

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fuckin genius!!! ...
By: barretboy47. on 21 Nov 08, 23:03:59
fuckin genius!!! lmfao

Favourite joke of ...
By: sniperviper. on 21 Nov 08, 19:27:18
Favourite joke of all time so far, I can picture it so well! xD

Well that's the ...
By: ukulazy. on 16 Nov 08, 21:28:49
Well that's the second time of cried with laughter over that joke.

He lives in ...
By: manicmacintosh. on 15 Nov 08, 19:03:36
He lives in Scotland.

pure quality
By: kilted06yass. on 14 Nov 08, 06:08:38
pure quality

First class comedy
By: JJCarr21. on 11 Nov 08, 14:04:31
First class comedy

OMG I just snorted ...
By: CrazyBeads. on 07 Nov 08, 21:52:34
OMG I just snorted my tea !!!!

LEGEND!
By: Karenski3. on 07 Nov 08, 10:58:52
LEGEND!

Look at that ...
By: Mharii33. on 06 Nov 08, 21:20:18
Look at that ooooooooold woman. Hahahahaha Brillant, Dead Brilliant

fooking classic :-D
By: wolverine67uk. on 05 Nov 08, 17:01:21
fooking classic :-D

where did she run ...
By: abfahrtranqui. on 05 Nov 08, 15:54:29
where did she run to... ...is she running still?

rofl 'i looked up ...
By: rofLopolous. on 04 Nov 08, 23:11:21
rofl 'i looked up and she was gone' roflmao my stomach hurts

u mean his tour of ...
By: rofLopolous. on 04 Nov 08, 22:58:36
u mean his tour of nz? nope.

scotland he may ...
By: generalee69charger. on 04 Nov 08, 20:01:02
scotland he may leave bt scotland he is

BRILLIANT!!!!!!!!!! ...
By: ChrisMetcalfe2008. on 02 Nov 08, 22:55:13
BRILLIANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lol.
By: killer66250. on 31 Oct 08, 00:05:41
Lol.

WANKER.
By: mohanicus. on 30 Oct 08, 07:38:31
WANKER.

speak english you ...
By: neilybhoy79. on 26 Oct 08, 01:55:26
speak english you fucking mongoloid .

he's hilarious! ...
By: 5rq1a. on 12 Oct 08, 11:25:52
he's hilarious! Can someone give me the link to the video with the toblerone jokes?

bjk
By: PIETRO1945. on 10 Oct 08, 01:36:45
bjk

fuckin hurray for ...
By: HeroOfTheDay96. on 06 Oct 08, 21:49:52
fuckin hurray for clydebank :D

he is allowed ...
By: NicolaeWaugh. on 03 Oct 08, 17:58:38
he is allowed leaving scotland to perform yi tit.

hes scottish numb ...
By: XvMetalvX. on 26 Sep 08, 19:50:58
hes scottish numb nut! :-P

lol soz i ment to ...
By: civictoocool. on 24 Sep 08, 18:47:42
lol soz i ment to do a smilie :)

I STILL STAY IN ...
By: civictoocool. on 24 Sep 08, 18:47:12
I STILL STAY IN GLASGOW IM 14 ; woot woot

Billy Connolly - In The Brownies
Posted by: WiggyStHelensUK

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[Video] Billy Connolly - In The Brownies (Wiggy St Helens UK 2002)

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Holy God in Heaven ...
By: PleiadesSeven. on 14 Nov 08, 19:08:36
Holy God in Heaven this is too much laughter for one person in one day.

lmao awwh I miss ...
By: bekkiigrogie. on 08 Nov 08, 15:17:03
lmao awwh I miss brownies! I'm also a Ranger now woop woop!

Hahahaha, What a ...
By: GemmaMateOx. on 06 Nov 08, 20:33:11
Hahahaha, What a Fucking Legend! :L Im A Ranger Now, and Im a young leader for Rainbows, but when ii was a guide, ii was a pack leader for Brownies! Good Times :D :L

lol never been on ...
By: rockon4music. on 28 Oct 08, 16:11:04
lol never been on the brownie side of the groups only scouts , beavers and cubs but hell i might move now! xD

Yeah, he has me in ...
By: annie482000. on 14 Oct 08, 11:33:43
Yeah, he has me in hysterics every time. For a great laugh you should listen to his version of Tammy Wynette's D-I-V-O-R-C-E. It's HILARIOUS! Annie :)

awesome 'issy
By: ISSY4ALL. on 13 Oct 08, 19:51:31
awesome 'issy

Hahaha, you've got ...
By: zwelgjebast. on 12 Oct 08, 16:44:13
Hahaha, you've got to love him!

Haven't seen this ...
By: bobgrantsbus. on 06 Oct 08, 23:01:17
Haven't seen this in years, thanks for posting. Great to see the Big Yin.

young man are u ...
By: andysllt. on 28 Sep 08, 20:48:26
young man are u tired of the scouts billy is a legend

Oh my what memories.
By: theoloyla. on 14 Sep 08, 18:14:22
Oh my what memories.

haven't heard this ...
By: sarek204. on 14 Sep 08, 17:43:10
haven't heard this song in freakin' years, it makes me laugh. Billy at his best

Truely.. the mans a ...
By: KawaiiMofia. on 11 Sep 08, 18:21:10
Truely.. the mans a fucking legend :D

Fucking hell! I ...
By: heafipat12. on 11 Sep 08, 17:01:05
Fucking hell! I haven't heard this in years!

Was a Brownie, ...
By: remedy83. on 09 Sep 08, 00:25:10
Was a Brownie, Guide, Ranger and Troop Leader and loved it - and I LOVE this one!!! Billy leads the pack...

what NY disaster?
By: stephiwephi. on 07 Sep 08, 02:50:05
what NY disaster?

We will bend over ...
By: Hilux5972. on 01 Sep 08, 03:48:18
We will bend over backwards to make you feel sure wanted!!!! Fantastic.

Great fun!5***** ...
By: weeyin1155. on 29 Aug 08, 20:22:53
Great fun!5***** and thanks to holly for sharing.Hugs..Jan and Susan.x

what a laugh .billy ...
By: hollybird11. on 29 Aug 08, 20:05:14
what a laugh .billy is great loved it 100/100 x holly in glasgow

Goon!
By: alabam5. on 29 Aug 08, 19:23:01
Goon!

Lol. i used to be ...
By: lilmissmixedup. on 18 Aug 08, 12:42:44
Lol. i used to be in the Brownies. Now i'm in guides and me and my friend are considering leaving and going to scouts

hehe um...yes... ...
By: stacyblue1980. on 17 Aug 08, 18:56:47
hehe um...yes...durrrrrrrrr

lol he is a legend ...
By: scotland1308. on 16 Aug 08, 08:49:52
lol he is a legend coz he is scottish ø?¸¨°º¤ø?¸¸?ø¤º°¨¸?ø¤º°¨ ¨°º¤ø? Sum41 ¸?ø¤º°¨ ¸?ø¤º°¨ ROCKS``°º¤ø ¸?ø¤º°¨¸?ø¤º°¨¨°º¤ø?¸also

Has anybody noticed ...
By: mistofoles. on 12 Aug 08, 20:59:40
Has anybody noticed they're ALL Billy? Brilliant camera trick!

young man, you are ...
By: ilikchoclate. on 06 Aug 08, 19:31:28
young man, you are sure to go BLIND, if you DONT EAT ALL YOUR CARROTS!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! LAWL

lol funny lol !
By: whirlyfan. on 30 Jul 08, 10:35:39
lol funny lol !

Killswitch Engage - Daylight Dies Preview
Posted by: KyKyThomas

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Adam D and Howard Jones give a Description of upcoming album 'As Daylight Dies'.

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my curse sounds ...
By: Strat1993. on 20 Nov 08, 03:51:43
my curse sounds pretty cool on here. hahah

THIS IS EXTREMELY ...
By: Marcelrage. on 15 Nov 08, 17:20:50
THIS IS EXTREMELY AMAZING^^

these guys are cool
By: castroboy15. on 13 Nov 08, 03:00:24
these guys are cool

hahahahahahahha ...
By: GuitarBach88. on 13 Nov 08, 01:45:24
hahahahahahahha they rock

imagine if you ...
By: blibbyboo. on 30 Oct 08, 12:51:39
imagine if you could say that is my dad!!!! that would be a lot cooler

dam killswitch is ...
By: insanitysreason. on 23 Oct 08, 07:24:51
dam killswitch is badass lmfao

hahah *says it ...
By: weedburner666. on 21 Oct 08, 16:54:38
hahah *says it funny* break the silence!

hilarious. these ...
By: 2album14. on 21 Oct 08, 00:03:42
hilarious. these guys are totally out of thier minds

Howard is the man!
By: gonebutgoing. on 19 Oct 08, 22:21:35
Howard is the man!

i know its adam d ...
By: shamoo5150. on 13 Oct 08, 12:08:48
i know its adam d but doesnt it sound like hes saying "b". i also caught it in another interview

hahaha Break the ...
By: bradithmcgee. on 13 Oct 08, 06:13:23
hahaha Break the silence!! LOL

imagine if you ...
By: adamC1616. on 13 Oct 08, 03:07:57
imagine if you could say "that is my son"

what a couple of ...
By: ahvaimusicom. on 13 Oct 08, 00:18:11
what a couple of dorks i love them!

adam "d"
By: tamadrop. on 12 Oct 08, 23:36:41
adam "d"

why does he say ...
By: shamoo5150. on 12 Oct 08, 12:50:38
why does he say adam "b" in every interview?

omg san andreas ...
By: caboosed46. on 10 Oct 08, 21:43:12
omg san andreas shirt

XD these dudes are ...
By: TEFLONTHADON. on 10 Oct 08, 17:23:49
XD these dudes are hilarious. Best band ever hands down.

i laughed from ...
By: ixlostwidoutuxi. on 10 Oct 08, 05:34:00
i laughed from start to finish. made my day.

even tho they joke ...
By: ilrs. on 09 Oct 08, 14:48:27
even tho they joke their screams are amazing

He sounds like a ...
By: Paranoiddruid2. on 08 Oct 08, 09:51:12
He sounds like a angry lion.

Adam is awesome=]
By: fobgirl94. on 07 Oct 08, 19:44:30
Adam is awesome=]

Adam Your the man ...
By: Viziblevortex13. on 20 Sep 08, 22:29:23
Adam Your the man lol

Arms of Sorrow was ...
By: xSnowblindxx. on 20 Sep 08, 19:23:27
Arms of Sorrow was hilarious.

Adam D by "FOR YOU" ...
By: Sykaron. on 20 Sep 08, 16:02:25
Adam D by "FOR YOU"...! It's a Monkey!!?

lol this is awesome ...
By: PeterObi. on 19 Sep 08, 02:42:49
lol this is awesome lol

Billy Connolly ~ Masturbation
Posted by: Climbatize

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Advice on how to do it and if you get caught :D
From "Billy and Albert". Recorded at the Royal Albert Hall 1987

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i find the best ...
By: wilco148. on 20 Nov 08, 22:36:35
i find the best thing to say is 'fuck off, i am having a wank' they soon get the message

Oh, wait...i ...
By: ChloeInScotland. on 20 Nov 08, 19:56:11
Oh, wait...i thought this was the wee song he sang, but it's not. my bad.

Wooohoo, this is my ...
By: ChloeInScotland. on 20 Nov 08, 19:48:18
Wooohoo, this is my ringtone

yeh hahahahah i ...
By: GaryLDN. on 15 Nov 08, 02:29:32
yeh hahahahah i swear its funniest joke iv ever heard i embarrased myself by crying wiv laughter for bout an hour round an exes @ xmas one year lol

Eee or eee always ...
By: sophiealee. on 15 Nov 08, 00:11:40
Eee or eee always calls me that, haha!

is his donkey joke ...
By: GaryLDN. on 11 Nov 08, 13:50:20
is his donkey joke on ere,, u know the ,, E OR E OR ,,, one

Really i had no ...
By: SK8ERBOYASHE. on 09 Nov 08, 13:57:32
Really i had no idea (sarcasm) Id much rather that scotland was indipenent.

scotland is part of ...
By: dke021. on 09 Nov 08, 06:56:13
scotland is part of britain

you guys got to ...
By: junglist19. on 07 Nov 08, 08:02:39
you guys got to here the one about him taking some pills to make him shit its hella funny

i was just countin ...
By: tomoliver2005. on 07 Nov 08, 00:39:21
i was just countin ma willys lmao

billys class your ...
By: djcellx. on 05 Nov 08, 04:47:06
billys class your not

Apologies my friend ...
By: dgmg7. on 04 Nov 08, 20:11:09
Apologies my friend you are right of course, A slight Freudian slip, Billy's just the best full stop.

I think the word ...
By: SK8ERBOYASHE. on 02 Nov 08, 12:06:26
I think the word you where looking for was SCOTTISH

omg the funniest ...
By: culturevulture123. on 02 Nov 08, 09:57:25
omg the funniest man alive without a shadow of a doubt! "OH MY GOD!!!!" PEOPLE TEND TO GO A BIT RITA HAYWORTH..."

his pretty funny, ...
By: Omid45. on 02 Nov 08, 08:45:19
his pretty funny, but the fucking audience laugh too much at almost anything.

u finger yourself ...
By: BlackBeltBob08. on 01 Nov 08, 21:35:16
u finger yourself thats nice. but why do u wanna tell everyone?? cause i would think that is something to keep to yourself but maby thats jest me

Absolute genius! ...
By: dgmg7. on 01 Nov 08, 16:39:49
Absolute genius! Billy is the best British comedian EVER.

Everyone I ask ...
By: gottahallpassbra. on 28 Oct 08, 11:19:47
Everyone I ask doesn't do it, I go "You do it?" "FUCKIN' WHAT?!?! I'd rather cut my fuckin' hand off" HAHA I found a new method , I read it in a book, I've never tried it -distant laughter- You calling me a wanker? HAHA What do ya' say? "I was just ahh... Iwas just countin' my willies" HAHA

aye?! what, up the ...
By: chris1314wilson. on 27 Oct 08, 20:38:27
aye?! what, up the fanny? or in the mustard pot?

roflmao
By: datrandomguyuknow. on 26 Oct 08, 20:33:22
roflmao

i finger myself
By: pwnd69x. on 26 Oct 08, 20:05:32
i finger myself

Best excuse ever!
By: Underwaterdreaming. on 26 Oct 08, 00:44:57
Best excuse ever!

*poke* there u go ...
By: attitudepark. on 24 Oct 08, 11:59:48
*poke* there u go lol

Billy connolly is ...
By: WoWismydrug. on 24 Oct 08, 07:11:23
Billy connolly is scottish, just like me, who wants to touch me?! I said who wants to touch me?! :D He is the best!

I found a new ...
By: Gunitstaa. on 18 Oct 08, 12:44:30
I found a new method , i read it in a book i never tried it *background laugh* U calling me a wanker? fantastic one

Billy Connolly - Colonoscopy
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Billy Connolly describing the prep for a colonoscopy.... funniest thing ever.

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a walnut - pmsl!
By: xHelenPx. on 22 Nov 08, 22:27:17
a walnut - pmsl!

Can do sport in ...
By: umulius71. on 21 Nov 08, 20:07:01
Can do sport in this! How long can you hold it in, when it starts! HOLD IT WM 2009.... Got a bad stomach one day, and i had to get the water out of the boat! One fot in the boat and one one the floating dock! Boat goes out from dock, and then i pulled it back again with my legs! I say no more! You get it. I never do that again..Its warm....Thats for sure.. :)

picolax evil ...
By: frankgallagher1. on 20 Nov 08, 15:50:11
picolax evil bastard drink that makes your insides flush out

You said it man.
By: splitter123123. on 15 Nov 08, 18:21:11
You said it man.

oily discharge ones ...
By: Choo69. on 14 Nov 08, 10:38:15
oily discharge ones are comfy until you finish :/

My stomach hurts ...
By: solo508. on 12 Nov 08, 16:50:08
My stomach hurts with laughter now :(

pure the same as ...
By: psychosarahxx. on 05 Nov 08, 20:27:25
pure the same as the ibiza one! still hilarious tho!

wehehehehe!!! ...
By: acerb45666555. on 04 Nov 08, 01:41:25
wehehehehe!!! fuckin genius!!

love him
By: KrackheadKandice. on 02 Nov 08, 10:05:09
love him

ask for shiteasy ...
By: NETJ1220. on 31 Oct 08, 20:55:17
ask for shiteasy hahahahahahahahahahahah

lol he has redone ...
By: kaichi23. on 29 Oct 08, 22:44:33
lol he has redone his only thing about drinking bad water

cheers
By: sexybushboy. on 29 Oct 08, 14:13:41
cheers

haha ye true
By: sexybushboy. on 29 Oct 08, 14:13:22
haha ye true

Yes very similar ...
By: GKFC. on 29 Oct 08, 02:08:58
Yes very similar isn't it. Sound effects especially.

i've had to have 4 ...
By: hursheykiss09. on 22 Oct 08, 00:57:10
i've had to have 4 colonoscopies and this hits the nail on the head! outstandingly awesome!!

I was crying during ...
By: Monkiesruler17. on 21 Oct 08, 01:23:06
I was crying during this whole bit haha freakin' hilarious.

I nearly suffocated ...
By: Underwaterdreaming. on 18 Oct 08, 18:02:27
I nearly suffocated because I was laughing and couldn't breathe. Awesome.

nah this one's "Too ...
By: mrK163. on 18 Oct 08, 12:43:43
nah this one's "Too Old to Die Young" I think, when he was in New Zealand

Im dying...cant ...
By: capttali. on 17 Oct 08, 18:38:17
Im dying...cant stop laughing!!! And its so true!

omg!!This is ...
By: woodsey1776. on 17 Oct 08, 15:09:27
omg!!This is brilliant!! LOL!!

Yep...9...so far. ...
By: Finejazzwoman. on 15 Oct 08, 12:04:27
Yep...9...so far. I have IBD so I have to have one every 6 months. This man is putting a laughing out loud face to this procedure and I would love to thank him.

nine? your just ...
By: jassi4010709. on 15 Oct 08, 06:33:16
nine? your just showing off now.lol

this is similar to ...
By: sexybushboy. on 14 Oct 08, 15:30:24
this is similar to the one where he drank the bad water in ibaza

is this off the ' ...
By: sexybushboy. on 14 Oct 08, 15:25:51
is this off the 'was it something i said tour'?

oh my god this is ...
By: supersecretdcofan123. on 11 Oct 08, 21:52:55
oh my god this is hilarious my friend is watching it next to me and she's about to pee

Billy Connolly - Scrotums
Posted by: Climbatize

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Men and their fascination with...

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what? the official ...
By: Choo69. on 15 Nov 08, 04:19:25
what? the official best comedian of all time in the top 100 list?

pervert lol.
By: heyfootballhead. on 14 Nov 08, 15:42:18
pervert lol.

I love my balls, ...
By: juniorbrown111. on 09 Nov 08, 15:18:11
I love my balls, their not a design fault!

"hey god. av got ...
By: mofoexpo. on 31 Oct 08, 23:53:06
"hey god. av got alot of elbow skin left, what we gonna do wae it?" "ach we'll make we bags, to hold their balls" class, billy connolly rocks, ;)

no one brave enough ...
By: garycleghorn. on 28 Oct 08, 14:25:35
no one brave enough would heckle him, he`s class!!!!

Wow, this guy is ...
By: bleebleblubble. on 27 Oct 08, 19:58:58
Wow, this guy is supposed to be a comedian? He must get heckled A LOT. He sucks.

"It's like a hairy ...
By: Baseballschaap. on 27 Oct 08, 18:32:18
"It's like a hairy brain..." xD

in scotish it ...
By: groovykid2000. on 21 Oct 08, 19:41:33
in scotish it rokcks and i luv ths lass called alex who is welsh

Scottish humor is ...
By: amerenio. on 15 Oct 08, 15:11:17
Scottish humor is just plain brilliant. Absolutely hilarioussssssss!

hdh
By: ghaitham. on 07 Oct 08, 13:02:13
hdh

Billy is the man!
By: gazmetal. on 29 Aug 08, 21:33:18
Billy is the man!

dumfries, i live ...
By: RyanBabelFTW. on 14 Aug 08, 21:03:03
dumfries, i live near there :P

omfg!!! lmao, there ...
By: mCR2311. on 09 Aug 08, 18:54:37
omfg!!! lmao, there must be a tendon connected there! lmao!

Who's Ken Beasley???
By: mCR2311. on 09 Aug 08, 18:53:59
Who's Ken Beasley???

LOL
By: weeaandy. on 04 Aug 08, 21:05:49
LOL

Lmao haha im a ...
By: XxAllyReaperxX. on 25 Jul 08, 22:53:01
Lmao haha im a chick and even I think thats fucking hilarious!!

haahaha lol thats ...
By: christube14. on 23 Jul 08, 16:17:41
haahaha lol thats so funny scotland,dumfries #1 ! woot

the big yan is off ...
By: STOY101. on 22 Jul 08, 23:33:37
the big yan is off the fuckin hook proud ta be scotish

Although I'm a ...
By: montycfc1. on 19 Jul 08, 15:50:02
Although I'm a white Scot. I'm more inclined to do what Billy says about Italians. Coz if you readjust ur balls in your pocket it looks as if your havin a wank.

Love his ...
By: 123ThisIsMe. on 19 Jul 08, 03:25:31
Love his observations and his frankness and how he puts it into a comical context

Ken Bigley you mean ...
By: JuanFatche. on 30 Jun 08, 07:18:23
Ken Bigley you mean, oh and black page1, there are neds, clowns and idiots in every country not just Scotland. Although Im definitely more inclined to your point of view than the walloper that you were conversing with.

Thought the guy was ...
By: peterclark1958. on 30 Jun 08, 01:30:04
Thought the guy was great until his " a wish they wid hurry up an dae it" comment about Ken Beasley hours before the guy was beheaded. Cheapest and sickest shot I've heard in my life. Poor guys familly had to read about it in the newspapers. Connolly's a low life.

thanks for the ...
By: TheBlackPage1. on 27 Jun 08, 12:51:56
thanks for the support!

theblackpage1 for ...
By: rolla16. on 27 Jun 08, 12:46:47
theblackpage1 for the win! i do know exactly what you're talking about, and it would be sad that this idiot doesn't seem to realise they are one. but i hate idiots, and can therefore never feel sorry for them. still, it's amusing to sit back and watch people ike that dig a deeper hole of stupid for themselves XD

na cunt slags ...
By: funnynotcrazy. on 27 Jun 08, 00:10:40
na cunt slags scotland who ever does is a fukin wimp nd hink their country could take us scotland till i die

Billy Connolly: Life in the 60s
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Billy Connolly discusses life in the sixties. (Excerpted from a 2002 special)

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"At least I don't ...
By: 123strauss. on 19 Nov 08, 03:28:30
"At least I don't pretend to know everything about an entire generation of people." Then don't comment about things you know nothing about. I commented because I Know ...I was around then ..take my word for it son ..we didn't have much , but the grass was green , the sky was blue , the summer lasted forever I never missed a play station ..and everybody I knew was happier . I WAS THERE ..I KNOW

And you're a 51 ...
By: MrButlertron12. on 19 Nov 08, 02:17:55
And you're a 51 year old prick who thinks he knows shit about shit but is a quite delusional shithead. Have we made any progress? At least I don't pretend to know everything about an entire generation of people.

You're a 21 year ...
By: 123strauss. on 18 Nov 08, 21:22:10
You're a 21 year old prick that knows shit about shit , now fuck off and die .

You're in the ivory ...
By: MrButlertron12. on 18 Nov 08, 21:18:00
You're in the ivory tower my friend, and the rest of that junk didn't even make sense. Nice try.

He's in an ivory ...
By: 123strauss. on 18 Nov 08, 19:33:39
He's in an ivory tower , you dumb FUCKSHITE . I remember both times and it was a million times better, in ways you're TOO FUCKING DUMB to understand . NOW FUCK OFF AND DIE YOU ARSEHOLE PILE OF OF SCUM.

Yeah every kid had ...
By: MrButlertron12. on 18 Nov 08, 19:19:44
Yeah every kid had a dad in the 50s, RIGHT AFTER THE FUCKING SECOND WORLD WAR YOU TWAT! Earth Timeline: Billions of years of shit, the 50s, and shit once again. Not everyone thinks the world has gone to hell since the 50s. Think for a second who's really in the ivory tower, you crotchety old tosser.

It's amazing how ...
By: MrButlertron12. on 18 Nov 08, 19:13:05
It's amazing how you knew the day to day lives of everyone and the national psyche of every nation around the world at such a young age. Go back to the 50s, no one will miss your kind.

Billy is quite ...
By: crawlwalkrundie. on 17 Nov 08, 21:07:32
Billy is quite possibly the only British stand-up comic to be on the same level as the great American stand-ups. Love his stuff.

You're right mate, ...
By: SocailistPoet. on 14 Nov 08, 01:41:37
You're right mate, in fairness the politics of it all doesn't matter he never for a moment said he was a political comedian, unlike possibly the guys on HIGNFO and MTW who clearly are.

Billy Conolly is ...
By: aerdrien. on 14 Nov 08, 01:23:20
Billy Conolly is one the few that pioneered stand-up comedy. So big is his influence that a few words in a comment on YouTube are insufficient but for those who care to know, they actually made a documentary about him. Through his performance he criticizes everything and everyone but first of all his self. This alone means that he is to be respected. At least by my standards. And for people like 123strauss who can't take a f**king joke I believe that they can only be described as hopeless.

ill give you that ...
By: calummmmmmm. on 10 Nov 08, 21:06:02
ill give you that he's rude as fuck and racist as but the great thing is he gets away with it the press try and bring him down for racisim and all but the crowd stays on his side which is the greatest thing about him

I never said he ...
By: 123strauss. on 10 Nov 08, 21:01:34
I never said he wasn't funny .I've even been to see him . But he's still an arrogant wanker,a prick , and a thousand other things , but yes ..funny with it .

i thought u didn't ...
By: calummmmmmm. on 10 Nov 08, 20:54:14
i thought u didn't like him u must find him funny " i clicked so i could have a laugh" it just so happens billy is one of the funniest people ever

it may have meant ...
By: kuzco234. on 08 Nov 08, 22:29:16
it may have meant that the officials didnt talk but the fact that they didnt talk led to the crisis and it didnt just affect berlin as the cw also caused the korean and vietnam war. and yes the problem is still going on which is one of the reasons why i agreed that the world is still shit today. still it isnt as big as it was then mostly due to the people who stood up for themselves during the crm and fought for equality, even still there are still the racist a******* who still cling to the past

The reality is ...
By: 123strauss. on 08 Nov 08, 22:00:20
The reality is different . The cold war simply meant that officials in both countries didn't talk to each other. It never affected my life for a moment .( or indeed anyones ) The missile crisis was an stupid decision by an idiot to host nuclear weapons . It had nothing to do with the era , it could happen today . As for the black problem , isn't it still going on ?

so many things ...
By: kuzco234. on 08 Nov 08, 21:26:26
so many things wrong with what you said. a the cold war affect the whole world as it affected relations between russia and the allies, which led to the cuban missile crisis which could have destroyed the world. b the civil rights movement was people fighting for equality and racial indifference, which unless you are a bigot yourself is a very noble and proud thing to fight for. however i do agree that the world is still shit today but id still avoid the 50s and head for the 60s

no. you sir are ...
By: calummmmmmm. on 08 Nov 08, 11:53:26
no. you sir are the wanker

No I clicked so I ...
By: 123strauss. on 08 Nov 08, 06:58:29
No I clicked so I could have a laugh . But the man is still the biggest wanker on the planet . Just because he is a funny doesn't make him less of a wanker

So...you clicked on ...
By: dbvixxen. on 08 Nov 08, 06:22:05
So...you clicked on a link to a Billy Connolly bit...so you could bitch about it?

immigrants wer ...
By: lukemsnboi. on 08 Nov 08, 00:24:30
immigrants wer everwere

no harm to u from ...
By: calummmmmmm. on 07 Nov 08, 17:04:44
no harm to u from coal but a fuckin heap done to the enviroment

here would you mind ...
By: calummmmmmm. on 07 Nov 08, 17:01:33
here would you mind fucking off billy is telling abou his experiences not everyone elses if you hate billy why search his name in youtube and yeh he has been hit heeps of times on stage in australia he got nuted in the face on stage billy might be offensive but its just his way he isnt meaning to properly offend people he just swears fucking loads he had a shitty child hood bullied by his auntie raped by his dad all that he's had a hard life until he became famous so piss off

You fucktwat 1 ...
By: 123strauss. on 30 Oct 08, 22:18:06
You fucktwat 1 The teddys were nothing , a silly fad .There are still some old age teddy boys around today..great guys ..a million times better than the scum of today you shitfuck 2 So , we had coal fires. big deal,it never done me any harm. 3 Yeh , tobacco causes people to murder, rob, rape, attack, steal , you dumb fuck

fuck off back to ...
By: billyconnearly. on 30 Oct 08, 21:46:56
fuck off back to the 50's - hope you enjoy the rationing, misery, the aftermath of World War 2 living in a bankrupted country that had lost it's empire, false tory gods by the ton, workers treated like shite, the world is shit today - you don't know you're fuckin born!!!

People were nicer - ...
By: billyconnearly. on 30 Oct 08, 21:42:05
People were nicer - like the Teddy Boys?! Air was better - EVERY house had a coal fire!! Drug abuse - Tobacco?? Alcohol?? Rapes - so rape was suddenly invented in the 60's - what were the Russian Armies( and the US and UK armies) doing in Germany at the end of the war?? Kids with no Dads and fucked up families - what about WW1?? had you forgotten that? Rock came along and changed the world for the better - if it had been left to the likes of you we would still be up the trees ya arsehole!

Billy Connolly - Smoking
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Mr. Connolly for president

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shut it or I'll ...
By: TheSneakyScotsman. on 22 Nov 08, 00:46:27
shut it or I'll smash ye with a coca cola bottle ya wee prick

the smoking ban is ...
By: DMEB. on 11 Nov 08, 09:12:00
the smoking ban is just another stupid thing that the fucking do gooders in this world put in place too take away your liberties!!!! if you do not smoke and dont like smoking dont go to pubs, dont work in pubs and certainly dont complain if your already in there!"!!!

"I'll slip an ...
By: Franzapooch. on 10 Nov 08, 16:58:52
"I'll slip an omlette down your blouse." Bwahahahaha

which dvd is this ...
By: Laviothan. on 08 Nov 08, 02:26:22
which dvd is this from? i've been looking for it for ages my bro used to havd it on video but i can't remember the name! please help me!!!!!

Fucking brilliant
By: Mharii33. on 06 Nov 08, 21:34:27
Fucking brilliant

he's an asshole
By: breckandy. on 03 Nov 08, 06:23:53
he's an asshole

quality 5*
By: hattr002. on 02 Nov 08, 21:29:16
quality 5*

Hes so right i dont ...
By: GryphonX666. on 25 Oct 08, 16:52:34
Hes so right i dont smoke but its like a kind of racism!!! u can smoke all u want as long as u dont shove it down my throut. Go Billy!!

He really swaps ...
By: flairmonkey. on 25 Oct 08, 01:44:47
He really swaps things around, haha, really funny! And i love his wardrobe!!

We're expecting ...
By: AttackMyAss. on 23 Oct 08, 14:02:08
We're expecting friends. I don't give a fuck if you're expecting twins.

Second hand smoke ...
By: AttackMyAss. on 23 Oct 08, 13:59:58
Second hand smoke doesn't do bollocks. It's never been proven. If this were true, most waitresses and bartenders would be fucking dead. Also, I agree with Billy. I hate obnoxious non-smokers.

i agree 100%...im ...
By: readyfreddie33. on 23 Oct 08, 10:48:19
i agree 100%...im like walking in the shopping centre and u see thing (like the big bully) and you can relate anything back to what billy is saying or has said...and you think in your mind..o yer i've seen that or i no the type of person. it's so good. everything he says is true

the man simply ...
By: BRYDEN1985. on 19 Oct 08, 00:39:03
the man simply speaks about everyday things, and they are so true, thats why we laugh at them and can relate to it. he's a total legend, best stand-up comic ever.

...and it all ...
By: zeldagoblin. on 18 Oct 08, 00:51:17
...and it all depends what ur smokin. Dont smoke ur nasty rollups near me, or ill make u substitute it with one of my much more superior smokes! Doobie for everyone!

You're right. I saw ...
By: zeldagoblin. on 18 Oct 08, 00:42:29
You're right. I saw it on mythbusters. It was Busted :)

What the hell is ...
By: adx1rulez. on 13 Oct 08, 20:00:47
What the hell is wrong with these people starting fucking debates about the morality of smoking. can't they just accept that it is a great piece of comedy. I mean I am against smoking I think this is fucking gold.

Billy is the ...
By: keegan4eva. on 13 Oct 08, 10:10:41
Billy is the funniest guy on this planet down to earth not up his own arse but can still laugh billy 4 ever

nice pants.
By: nordicberserk. on 10 Oct 08, 16:59:00
nice pants.

Too funny!!
By: realbifter. on 07 Oct 08, 19:26:12
Too funny!!

where the fuck did ...
By: xslaught3r. on 06 Oct 08, 23:23:58
where the fuck did i say that its the smoker's problem? i just stated that they harm people around them, not that non-smokers should be idiots and go around them and try to force them to leave. jackass

well the solution ...
By: trimatrix08. on 06 Oct 08, 19:59:59
well the solution is not to sit next to people who are smoking, like maybe in the NON SMOKING area.

well aren't we just ...
By: conorr6. on 04 Oct 08, 16:21:37
well aren't we just a ray of fucking sunshine?

It harms whoever is ...
By: xslaught3r. on 03 Oct 08, 23:23:12
It harms whoever is around them as well, people around them don't wish to get their lungs filled with that shit. However I do think that people shouldn't try to force their opinions onto the people who are smoking.

have you ever heard ...
By: chrisellin929. on 02 Oct 08, 20:04:21
have you ever heard of free will mate if people wonna smoke and take the risks let them who are you to shout at everyone

"He should of said ...
By: wiseman091190. on 02 Oct 08, 18:41:49
"He should of said "sit on your arse leave the boy alone or ill smach you with a coke cola bottle"" Fuckin funny as hell!!

Billy Connolly ~ Prostate
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Billy has his prostate examined

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ROFLMAO! billy at ...
By: Jamesofhull. on 19 Nov 08, 18:47:26
ROFLMAO! billy at his best!

dont fucking move, ...
By: MCRisEverything93. on 16 Nov 08, 02:58:32
dont fucking move, LOL

Gods I love this ...
By: Khrystene. on 14 Nov 08, 17:07:08
Gods I love this man.

dont fucking move!!
By: combatwombat24. on 13 Nov 08, 08:03:40
dont fucking move!!

Billy Connelly is ...
By: spikelilgirl. on 12 Nov 08, 17:29:00
Billy Connelly is fucking amazing! :)

"That's no finger. ...
By: PleiadesSeven. on 11 Nov 08, 19:14:34
"That's no finger. if I turn around and he's zippin his fly, there will be MURDER in this room!" tears in me eyes laughing so hard.

Like the "Jolly ...
By: 39rc6cf. on 09 Nov 08, 17:55:50
Like the "Jolly Green Giant" says. "There's nothing better than a good pea."

there is an easy ...
By: avalsonline. on 20 Sep 08, 22:09:10
there is an easy remedy for this. dont watch bill connoy's videos. as far as i am concerned he is funny. life can be cruel and yes, crude. he finds humor in that

LOL. i think all ...
By: avalsonline. on 20 Sep 08, 22:05:13
LOL. i think all men over the age of 40 or 50 can relate to this

lmao... Maybe ...
By: aussieman000. on 15 Sep 08, 13:19:26
lmao... Maybe doctors should give patients not experienced with experimenting in certain areas poppers before examining the prostate.

Love ya Billy! One ...
By: paramore99. on 01 Sep 08, 12:00:49
Love ya Billy! One of the best comedians ever!

hilarious xD
By: Clarky3009. on 18 Aug 08, 16:19:46
hilarious xD

yas can fuck rite ...
By: megamixture. on 18 Aug 08, 02:00:47
yas can fuck rite off THE BIGYAN IS THE KING KEEP ER LIT BILLY UR AWESOME!!!!

my stomach truly ...
By: ShieldYourBeliefs. on 15 Aug 08, 01:17:55
my stomach truly aches from all the laughter, this is Billy Connelly at his peak! Amazing!

Oh my god xD The ...
By: TheDuckOfDoom28. on 08 Aug 08, 14:53:04
Oh my god xD The last part, so funny!

Lighten up
By: LiddolFaye. on 02 Aug 08, 20:13:34
Lighten up

ur a douche
By: MetalHeadx666. on 28 Jul 08, 10:51:29
ur a douche

dude are you ...
By: duncan3333. on 26 Jul 08, 08:43:51
dude are you supporting him or not?

Oh fuck off you ...
By: woozlwazzle. on 23 Jul 08, 06:32:03
Oh fuck off you dick, how is it vulgar at all, he doesn't really say anything that i'd consider vulgar he basicly describes a medical procedure.

Brilliant ! (as he ...
By: 123ThisIsMe. on 19 Jul 08, 02:52:01
Brilliant ! (as he usually is !)

Hand Selected ...
By: 123n123n123. on 09 Jul 08, 04:19:31
Hand Selected Introduction For Professional Local Singles (meetyourfling) c o m horianop 42078987360

yep - all would ...
By: conorr6. on 29 Jun 08, 12:15:42
yep - all would constantly smile in the garden of love :D

i find it amusing ...
By: rolla16. on 27 Jun 08, 12:58:46
i find it amusing that the person that got so pissy about billy's humor about a prostate, has clicked this video, that clearly says prostate in it, and then been annoyed at the content. that just screams idiot to me. if this wasn't hilarious, then billy would hardly be a world famous comedian would he?

haha therw would be ...
By: readyfreddie33. on 27 Jun 08, 08:53:46
haha therw would be no wars if billy was prime minister

Thats it hes not ...
By: danny1374. on 21 Jun 08, 02:18:16
Thats it hes not prejudice towards any skin colour, he just sees life the way a lot of us do, i say billy for prime minister! :)

Billy Connolly
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Billy doing what he does best-being Billy - Watch it,Love it,Buy it!

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Listen to that ...
By: JoeyJoJo1185. on 09 Oct 07, 14:46:07
Listen to that applause he gets when he steps out........

If it's any ...
By: snackleforkofemir. on 04 Oct 07, 22:55:19
If it's any consolation Meg, Viewandjoy isn't the only one who thinks you're stupid!

love this guy; ...
By: littletonpace. on 04 Oct 07, 14:55:01
love this guy; legend :D

Megiarno YOUR ...
By: viewandenjoy. on 04 Oct 07, 06:45:37
Megiarno YOUR little whine may have held water had YOUR first post not been-"why in the tags dus it have irish and ireland. HEIS? SCOTTISH YOU FOOLS"-YOUR atrocious spelling,along with YOUR incorrect use of the question mark,coupled with YOUR inability to ask a simple question politely is a more damning indication of how YOUR behaviour is a failing in YOUR personal development and intelligence,AS you cannot ask a simple question nicely,don't expect niceness in return.

viewandenjoy, ...
By: Megiarno. on 02 Oct 07, 15:25:53
viewandenjoy, thanks for that. i'm so sorry you think i am so stupid perhaps if you really knew me you would know how clever i really am, perhaps you need to work on POLITENESS.a simple explaination would have sufficed. there was no need for rude and offensive comment. now THAT is evidence of how british BEHAVIOUR is dramatically failing.

Yeah, YOU FOOL!
By: planetyes. on 01 Oct 07, 13:02:06
Yeah, YOU FOOL!

you tit!
By: planetyes. on 01 Oct 07, 13:01:25
you tit!

LMAO. Can you read? ...
By: jratt2. on 28 Sep 07, 07:27:35
LMAO. Can you read? Read viewandenjoy again...slowly this time.

excuse me view but ...
By: MATTHYNDS. on 28 Sep 07, 03:15:25
excuse me view but hes not irish... HES FUCKIN SCOTTISH YOU FUCKIN TWAT OR AS BILLY WOULD SAY, GETYFA U BASIT

i love his trousers ...
By: LaDyLuCk2900. on 25 Sep 07, 19:13:42
i love his trousers lol

Who said he was ...
By: jratt2. on 24 Sep 07, 08:26:01
Who said he was Irish?

xoxStacey and ...
By: viewandenjoy. on 23 Sep 07, 16:04:50
xoxStacey and Megiarno you two fantastic examples of how the British education system is failing - the tags refer to Billy's 2002 show in Dublin (which is in Ireland in case your stupidity stretches that far as to not know) and the subjects he talks about in the video, they are not tags describing Billy's biography or his nationality

Whoah, when was he ...
By: F1ghtingFalcon. on 22 Sep 07, 22:55:39
Whoah, when was he in Ireland!? Damn, sorry I missed that!

wtf billy is ...
By: xoxStacey. on 22 Sep 07, 00:06:10
wtf billy is scottish not irish u tit

i feel stupid it ...
By: jammowen. on 12 Sep 07, 08:19:04
i feel stupid it wasnt this vid that appeared when i clicked it it was a franky boyle vid that was named billy conelly

Take a wild guess, ...
By: FantasmaLuna666. on 11 Sep 07, 21:46:47
Take a wild guess, dumbass.

why is this called ...
By: jammowen. on 10 Sep 07, 17:10:21
why is this called billy connelly?

that's an ...
By: SiliconBong. on 06 Sep 07, 07:24:53
that's an interesting comment, when did you meet my mother?

Absolute legend. ...
By: lfcfan1892. on 01 Sep 07, 04:38:16
Absolute legend. Enough said.

lol this guy is ...
By: Pizza23333. on 23 Aug 07, 02:57:48
lol this guy is harlerious

the guy with ...
By: andrew26uk. on 20 Aug 07, 20:53:55
the guy with toothache needs his teeth ripping out the little fool

gully00 is this all ...
By: allaboard123. on 18 Aug 07, 05:00:06
gully00 is this all you do go around the Billy vids and complain about them all. GET A LIFE. don't like it don't watch. F**king Pri*.

it this a ...
By: madmanDanx2. on 14 Aug 07, 21:32:10
it this a complement or not? lol... cause some people would see a tooth ache as painfull so ???

excefukinlent, ...
By: coltsteevers. on 12 Aug 07, 01:32:30
excefukinlent, billy at his best, genius.

It's from his tour ...
By: wulfie13jr. on 09 Aug 07, 19:11:16
It's from his tour in Ireland YOU FOOL

Billy Connolly - Food
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Billy Connolly on America's problem - food.
Strong language but LOL.
From the "Too Old to Die Young" tour,
New York 2005

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lol that was funny ...
By: Clone00niceguy. on 14 Nov 08, 19:27:24
lol that was funny stuff

pmsl "im sorry i ...
By: kilted06yass. on 14 Nov 08, 06:27:50
pmsl "im sorry i had ma mind on a plate ae stew" billy is the man best comedian without a shadow of a doubt

'Buckets are the ...
By: PleiadesSeven. on 11 Nov 08, 19:02:29
'Buckets are the Kitchen utensils of the farm-yard." Oh yah! "Can I have more butter in my bucket?"

Oh my, I can just ...
By: PleiadesSeven. on 11 Nov 08, 05:13:35
Oh my, I can just imagine THIS routine in Texas!

Billy Connolly is ...
By: PleiadesSeven. on 11 Nov 08, 05:11:11
Billy Connolly is so hot! We should all age so well!

my advice to you, ...
By: abfahrtranqui. on 05 Nov 08, 15:56:43
my advice to you, if you wanna lose some weight... DON'T eat ANYTHING that comes in a BUCKET! :)

the greatest by a ...
By: keflar5. on 31 Oct 08, 03:18:02
the greatest by a mile, genius the likes of which will never be matched

"can i have more ...
By: mohanicus. on 30 Oct 08, 07:52:50
"can i have more butter in my bucket"!!!!!! my absolute favorite comedian ever. good man bill.

Man I wish he ...
By: Dibrini. on 27 Oct 08, 15:50:30
Man I wish he played Texas once in a while.

epic
By: joakim9311. on 26 Oct 08, 20:53:14
epic

legend
By: terrydeely. on 25 Oct 08, 20:13:03
legend

and i love stew
By: spittingimage4005. on 21 Oct 08, 23:10:39
and i love stew

no wonder im fat i ...
By: spittingimage4005. on 21 Oct 08, 23:10:24
no wonder im fat i always eat from a bucket

no ice cream? WHAT ...
By: xanderthemanonthe. on 19 Oct 08, 16:25:09
no ice cream? WHAT IS THAT!!!! lol

Hands free... EAT ...
By: bornfromashes2008. on 19 Oct 08, 14:42:35
Hands free... EAT AT HOME, lol abseloutley brilliant, with out a doubt one of the best comedians ever

lol
By: ghunter83. on 16 Oct 08, 21:26:52
lol

Damn Billy is a ...
By: gooseoutofhell. on 15 Oct 08, 06:01:10
Damn Billy is a great comedian, one of the few comedians who can make me laugh at something they said, days after I've seen it.

He's so funny he's ...
By: KrackheadKandice. on 13 Oct 08, 00:02:43
He's so funny he's sexy

Billy Connoly took ...
By: bronzer33. on 12 Oct 08, 17:52:46
Billy Connoly took his patter, from the likes of Matt McGinn and the KING OF THEM ALL HECTOR NICHOL. (God Bless Them )They have passed away now.

BRAVO!!Thank you
By: woodsey1776. on 12 Oct 08, 15:56:31
BRAVO!!Thank you

"We have pizza ..." ...
By: sanbastion. on 11 Oct 08, 12:03:18
"We have pizza ..." FUCKING PIZZA xxD

im sorry i had my ...
By: bronskilad. on 10 Oct 08, 19:59:00
im sorry i had my mind on a fucking a plat of stew

LMFAO, "would you ...
By: PudsyProductions. on 10 Oct 08, 15:20:05
LMFAO, "would you like the large... Or the family trough... Hands free!" Lmao

God love you BILLY! ...
By: woodsey1776. on 10 Oct 08, 00:11:28
God love you BILLY!!!LOL!

fantastic
By: bronskilad. on 09 Oct 08, 22:29:58
fantastic

Billy Connolly
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Billy Connolly and his prank calling friend.

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Authors@Google: John Connolly
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Author John Connolly discusses his book "The Unquiet" as part of the Authors@Google series. This event took place May 23, 2007 at Google's Dublin office.

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Billy Connolly 1990 (1 of 4)
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Recorded in 1990 on VHS-hifi, 2hr speed. Whoopi Goldberg Presents Billy Connolly.
Part 2 is here:
http://www.youtub e.com/watch?v=iz-aw2 DdMHg

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Tommy tiernan is ...
By: cozzy1000. on 18 Nov 08, 02:21:31
Tommy tiernan is pretty funny. He's irish and obviously a fan of billy. And to be honest he's 10 times crazier!!! But i do love billy...

George Carlin comes ...
By: PleiadesSeven. on 17 Nov 08, 17:17:43
George Carlin comes pretty close, for me. But He's dead now. :(. I wonder if he and Billy ever were friends?

and never will be
By: Soladrin. on 17 Nov 08, 13:43:49
and never will be

not right now.
By: PleiadesSeven. on 12 Nov 08, 01:39:37
not right now.

hahahaaaaa!! the ...
By: thelukeandrews. on 27 Oct 08, 11:58:35
hahahaaaaa!! the ending: "raaaarhg!! I wanna fuck someboodaaayy!!!"

Is there a funnier ...
By: JamesMcGoldrick. on 26 Oct 08, 18:52:36
Is there a funnier guy on the planet???

BILLY IS GREAT :)
By: daster7. on 16 Oct 08, 21:06:44
BILLY IS GREAT :)

Yes. He and Billy ...
By: komedycuts. on 16 Oct 08, 06:10:03
Yes. He and Billy are close friends.

Was that Robin ...
By: joelblueyes. on 14 Oct 08, 14:04:43
Was that Robin Williams at 1:24?!?

I used to have the ...
By: meoof. on 05 Oct 08, 22:54:54
I used to have the audio to this but never seen the video to go with it! :D

billy is epic..he ...
By: greenday21. on 02 Oct 08, 20:56:17
billy is epic..he works so much.hemusrt have done more shows than anyone

He really doesn't ...
By: EEmperor444. on 24 Sep 08, 21:35:20
He really doesn't look like Billy. But you only need to listen to him speak!

I see what you mean ...
By: komedycuts. on 21 Sep 08, 10:43:03
I see what you mean, but Bill didn't have a beard in 1990, and that guy has a sharper nose.

The guy at 7:16 ...
By: sparky0370. on 21 Sep 08, 04:22:41
The guy at 7:16 looks a bit like Bill Hicks, don't think it's him though.

quality, I've not ...
By: niemanickurwa. on 11 Sep 08, 23:44:06
quality, I've not seen this one before and was worried it would be too dated, but it's all good. 5/5

fuckin awesome
By: samuelmichaud. on 02 Sep 08, 20:08:24
fuckin awesome

KING BILLY :O)
By: megamixture. on 24 Aug 08, 05:41:48
KING BILLY :O)

Yes. He and Billy ...
By: komedycuts. on 18 Aug 08, 03:21:06
Yes. He and Billy are close friends, and that is him in the audience.

is that robin ...
By: huggylove1. on 17 Aug 08, 20:24:15
is that robin williams at 1:26?

yeah it is robin ...
By: leeisagod. on 27 Jul 08, 22:01:31
yeah it is robin williams. if u buy billy erect for 30 years it goes over his growing up into comedy and it has lots of other celebs commenting on him

he is incredible.
By: delishisxoxo. on 15 Jul 08, 03:20:40
he is incredible.

oh my god I have ...
By: iamlinzi. on 08 Jul 08, 00:08:21
oh my god I have had the sound clip of this for years, It's one of my faves, I cant believe there is a video for it! Cheers so much for uploading, this one is brilliant. He is a legend, met him last year and he was lovely!

i thought he liked ...
By: rolla16. on 27 Jun 08, 13:23:36
i thought he liked riding the "wave" of a big crowd of laughter, rather than the short burst of laugh from a small crowd?

terrific yeah sure ...
By: rhysmallon92. on 24 Jun 08, 19:38:03
terrific yeah sure ..... fuck :))

so funny the best ...
By: bionicboy1996. on 20 Jun 08, 22:27:27
so funny the best one iv ever seen billy conley do lol =)

Billy Connolly - Stonefish or Worst Pain Known to Man
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One of the many incredibly funny sketches from the "Was it Something I Said" show.

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LOl! When he does ...
By: lilmissmixedup. on 19 Nov 08, 16:16:09
LOl! When he does the stonefish voice, me and my friend Tam think he sounds like an art teacher at my school

i'm seriously in ...
By: iw0w. on 19 Nov 08, 09:53:25
i'm seriously in tears :P that was hilarious

epic!
By: Dorfkanal. on 16 Nov 08, 01:07:58
epic!

hahahahahahaha ...
By: patriot1314. on 11 Nov 08, 04:23:03
hahahahahahaha BILLY RULES

Relax, retard.
By: EnvyMyIgnorance. on 06 Nov 08, 21:26:36
Relax, retard.

y the fuk do people ...
By: calumkerr99. on 04 Nov 08, 00:20:02
y the fuk do people leave a comment on what he says fukin wanks wats the point u tools were watching in we dnt need a fuking echo!!

you should see my ...
By: COMBATvtn. on 03 Nov 08, 21:04:43
you should see my cock it would make you piss yourself

i have this dvd- ...
By: culturevulture123. on 01 Nov 08, 23:58:00
i have this dvd- it's sooo funny- it makes me collapse!

suck a dick i said ...
By: fredricksonerik. on 01 Nov 08, 21:53:14
suck a dick i said not to comment

Billy Connolly. The ...
By: neil14cfc. on 01 Nov 08, 11:47:26
Billy Connolly. The king of comedy.

You so stupid.
By: otakuploader. on 31 Oct 08, 18:54:36
You so stupid.

How could ya not ...
By: terrydeely. on 31 Oct 08, 18:29:24
How could ya not know he's a comedian? did the crowd laughin every sec or two not give it away??

hahaa...
By: dannik001. on 25 Oct 08, 01:02:34
hahaa...

k i have no problem ...
By: fredricksonerik. on 22 Oct 08, 21:51:21
k i have no problem with mentaly challenged people but if someone is wrong and f#$@ing thinks im stupid cause i didnt know he was a comedian they have a real big F#$@ing problem so get that through your damn head idiots

just so you know ...
By: pmassiofpsp. on 22 Oct 08, 15:42:42
just so you know fredricksonerick my cousin is very metally handicapped and can't walk or talk, dress herself or feed herself and i don't like your really quick witted comments about other people being "retards" coz i it were u that was in a wheelchair i bet u'd b the first person to complain abotu your human rights. people like you don't fucking deserve human rights. and if you've got a problem with handicapped people y don't you come and tell that to my face. arsehole!

Your just a class A ...
By: leeman77. on 22 Oct 08, 10:05:56
Your just a class A fuck wit hey? Your insults just keep getting better and better, seriously, have you get any that don't involve gay people, or the mentally challenged? If i was as pathetic as you i would have killed myself a long time ago :).

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 ...
By: RottenCanoe. on 22 Oct 08, 04:23:31
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 THIRTEEN 14 15 I love you (blushing)

oh well im right ...
By: fredricksonerik. on 20 Oct 08, 18:01:38
oh well im right your a queer like you think its wrong not to know he was a comedian dont comment me or message me again retard

Sick gay offenses, ...
By: leeman77. on 19 Oct 08, 22:50:41
Sick gay offenses, real 'mature' well done mole-rat your a real credit to society.

kutebutevil stop ...
By: pmassiofpsp. on 19 Oct 08, 21:25:47
kutebutevil stop being and arse he's only 15 it's not his fault he didn't know he was a comedian and wots the point in having a go?

faggot like its a ...
By: fredricksonerik. on 15 Oct 08, 22:03:28
faggot like its a crime to not know he was a comedian yah thats mature stupid homo

perhaps both?? :P ...
By: kutebutevil. on 15 Oct 08, 02:56:47
perhaps both?? :P hehe

wow. mature.
By: kutebutevil. on 15 Oct 08, 02:55:41
wow. mature.

well your a retard
By: fredricksonerik. on 15 Oct 08, 02:54:45
well your a retard

Your ears are ...
By: brogansbarbers. on 14 Oct 08, 16:14:27
Your ears are either painted on or you need a personality transplant

Billy Connolly - The Cook Book
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One of my favourite pieces from Billy :)

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can someone remind ...
By: baldymonster88. on 22 Nov 08, 06:12:59
can someone remind me what dvd this is on?

Oh man, that's just ...
By: volgodon. on 13 Nov 08, 11:35:17
Oh man, that's just like going to a Russian market...

left over venison.. ...
By: Baseballschaap. on 13 Nov 08, 08:49:23
left over venison... xD

is that an afghan ...
By: lucas13789. on 19 Oct 08, 12:06:54
is that an afghan melon? lol!!!

i love how he ...
By: lucas13789. on 19 Oct 08, 12:04:24
i love how he laughs at his own jokes!! if it was anyone else i dont think it would be... mon the billy!

wat the fuck is ...
By: kanehotdog14. on 15 Oct 08, 11:50:07
wat the fuck is wrong with u people watch the clip, laugh or u can fuck off.

Basically what I ...
By: TheBhoyJoe. on 05 Oct 08, 00:18:57
Basically what I said...... All I'm saying is that hunting isn't cruel, for the reasons you mention.

the problem isnt ...
By: ghoulliver257. on 04 Oct 08, 23:51:16
the problem isnt that the animals hear other animals die. the problem is that during the process an animal may actually bleed for about 5minutes before it dies. i've seen documentaries on this stuff and its not pretty. worse is on farms. skinning pigs alive, breaking the beaks off of chickens, making cows produce 10times the milk they would normally produce. i pity any animal that crosses paths with a human. good thing we got billy here to cheer us up, those who arent ignorant of these things

It's not cruel. ...
By: TheBhoyJoe. on 04 Oct 08, 02:04:51
It's not cruel. Cruel is lining them up on a treadmill and then zapping them with electrodes. Hunting outdoors is perfectly natural, the animal doesn't die in a factory somewhere after listening to 100s of other animals getting whacked before it. Look at yer teeth, we eat meat! Eat a fucking sausage for fuck sake.

You're a bit dim ...
By: manicmacintosh. on 09 Sep 08, 17:13:35
You're a bit dim aren't you.

LMFAO, I was dying ...
By: TheBhoyJoe. on 08 Sep 08, 20:50:00
LMFAO, I was dying when he started reminding me of the vans we used to shop at. Fuck me, I've no laughed like that for a while. Other comedians make you titter, Billy makes it so you lose control of yer body :-0!

Why must morons ...
By: OmiOutbreak. on 26 Aug 08, 13:46:58
Why must morons like you lot comment about cruelty to animals? Go watch some national geographic and leave that shit there. This is meant to be funny. You're meant to laugh, not contemplate the deep and meaningful problems of the world. Fucking class A faggots.

iu dont see the ...
By: barzini85. on 22 Aug 08, 14:17:09
iu dont see the problem hunting something that is guna be killed for food anyway. at least it catches a bullet by suprise and its over reasonbly quick, whereas the other option is to nurture and raise them and then slit there throats i know what i would rather do.its morbid and horrible but if we can make it fun then wheres the beef (no pun intended and not that anyone hunts cows either!) we evolved for eating meat our bodys require it.

watched billy ...
By: funnyeggsmell. on 27 Jul 08, 10:07:10
watched billy conelly 25 yrs BC dvd , he tells the same jokes he was telling 1n 1975 . overated comedian

Nice Video lolz, my ...
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here in new zealand ...
By: pramboy74. on 19 Jul 08, 19:20:36
here in new zealand deer is not a native animal and people are encouraged to hunt them to keep down the numbers mainly because they damage the native forest here.

I am providing my ...
By: Luigipiper. on 19 Jul 08, 13:11:22
I am providing my opinion on the matter. I think it's cruel that people hunt deer for fun.

Do you eat meat? ...
By: pramboy74. on 19 Jul 08, 08:42:25
Do you eat meat? How the hell do you think meat get's on everyones plate?

If i see another ...
By: cainedog23. on 13 Jul 08, 05:53:27
If i see another venison i'll loose control, i cant get the fridge door shut. Fuck antler's spilling all the yogout~* A***

I love this guy! ...
By: ScottishSweetheart27. on 09 Jul 08, 06:57:25
I love this guy! Hilarious!! Makes me proud to be Scottish! ^.^

Here in America, ...
By: ScottishSweetheart27. on 09 Jul 08, 06:57:02
Here in America, deer (venison) hunting, is VERY common. Some people consider it a sport. :| It's fun.

Whatever. Doesn't ...
By: Luigipiper. on 20 Jun 08, 10:33:54
Whatever. Doesn't really matter. :O

I'm not saying i do ...
By: BongSau83. on 19 Jun 08, 15:46:55
I'm not saying i do ya twat. i was just illustrating how easily available they are.

Hunt them? why ...
By: Luigipiper. on 17 Jun 08, 13:28:48
Hunt them? why would you? Oh, let's go out and hunt us some venison for dinner tonite?! IT's not the normal thing people do

We do have venison ...
By: BongSau83. on 11 Jun 08, 10:43:52
We do have venison in Australia you can get it at the supermarket. In South Aus we have deer farms and shit. You can even hunt them

Billy Connolly - Incontinence Pants
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Billy on form...

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There is in 2008 ...
By: 39RatRodCoupe. on 20 Nov 08, 15:41:49
There is in 2008 with diabetes.

Guys a legend man. ...
By: Dirtybeest. on 15 Nov 08, 13:21:36
Guys a legend man. Best hing aboot it is hes a Celtic Fan. Rome 09 I'll see yae there :D.

thats comedy genius ...
By: mohanicus. on 31 Oct 08, 08:13:41
thats comedy genius right there. i remember seeing this a good few years ago when it came out on vcr. i ran out of air laughing at this part. my sides where killing me and me eyes where teared up. fuckin comical piece. hes a real professional on stage just look at the audience reaction they are in bit laughing. ive seen him live twice in ireland. my favorite comedian of all time.

Love watching Big ...
By: Hagar7. on 22 Sep 08, 08:23:04
Love watching Big Yin in concert because people in his audiences are honest-to-God crying with laughter; he's the greatest.

totally agree
By: grommitt1968. on 08 Sep 08, 19:22:26
totally agree

Probably the best ...
By: emma5253. on 09 Aug 08, 22:49:27
Probably the best thing to come out of Scotland!

Best bit of stand ...
By: chrisramseycomedy. on 29 Jul 08, 20:30:39
Best bit of stand up ever. FACT

funny, unless you ...
By: Hewson60. on 11 Jul 08, 17:58:37
funny, unless you have it

"he's trying to ...
By: taylortheblack. on 21 Jun 08, 08:25:32
"he's trying to sneak back to his seat, GET BACK!" lol

Ohhhhh lol well its ...
By: RjRocker87. on 14 Jun 08, 06:03:30
Ohhhhh lol well its still rad!

"Snickers" lol ...
By: RjRocker87. on 04 Jun 08, 16:35:42
"Snickers" lol Awesome name from "Pants" :p~

Robie coltrain 2.04
By: fighter4rent. on 24 May 08, 21:17:45
Robie coltrain 2.04

yeh it was at the ...
By: fighter4rent. on 24 May 08, 21:16:15
yeh it was at the albert hall "billy and albert"

An Audeince with ...
By: backinginbates. on 29 Apr 08, 23:10:11
An Audeince with Billy Connelly

Ringo Starr 3:12!
By: solidfoamsoul. on 31 Jan 08, 14:55:50
Ringo Starr 3:12!

I've seen this ...
By: Annie1962. on 29 Jan 08, 09:19:53
I've seen this heaps of times and still belly laugh at him disco dancing with the heavy legs! LOL

Is that Simon ...
By: xxd55. on 15 Jan 08, 18:18:28
Is that Simon McBurney at 2:52?

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ...
By: ikklebri. on 22 Dec 07, 16:24:49
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yes
By: brakie1978. on 28 Oct 07, 22:07:34
yes

BRILLIANT! And ...
By: Hagar7. on 11 Oct 07, 04:32:25
BRILLIANT! And isn't that Robbie Coltrane in the audience?

totally agree
By: flam3dun0w. on 05 Sep 07, 19:06:57
totally agree

LOL LOL this still ...
By: cryspop. on 30 Aug 07, 12:43:55
LOL LOL this still cracks me up LOL LOL

100% legend!
By: Inglis93. on 20 Aug 07, 16:56:38
100% legend!

John Connolly -- The Unquiet - Book Video
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From www.BookVideos.tv - John Connolly is also the author of Every Dead Thing, Dark Hollow, The Killing Kind, The White Road, Bad Men, Nocturnes, and The Black Angel. He is a regular contributor to The Irish Times and lives in Dublin, Ireland. For more information, see his website.

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Billy Connolly HBO Special
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Whoopi Goldberg presents Billy Connolly.

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what? shut up
By: DanReborn. on 20 Nov 08, 17:31:23
what? shut up

IN THE BIN YA ...
By: frankgallagher1. on 20 Nov 08, 16:20:42
IN THE BIN YA SASANACH EEJIT

Somehow he makes an ...
By: splitter123123. on 15 Nov 08, 21:28:37
Somehow he makes an art out of the phrase: FUCK OFF!

nobody comes near ...
By: tashpish. on 24 Oct 08, 14:37:29
nobody comes near billy! he can make ABDOLUTELY ANYTHIN funny! look for his story on the pld woman on the bus! hilarious!!

amazing.
By: FLETCHundMORRIS. on 17 Oct 08, 20:32:16
amazing.

I live, eat and ...
By: fleetinglance. on 10 Sep 08, 08:21:28
I live, eat and breathe Billy. There isn't a moment in any given day were you can't find a suitable remark of his. He is unequalled an the the dogs b*****ks. This is a classic. Look out for the 'restaurant menu' sketch too.

love this shit
By: usmasg. on 06 Aug 08, 22:39:06
love this shit

Does anyone have ...
By: 66iceman66. on 27 Jul 08, 04:37:32
Does anyone have the ENTIRE performance on either video or audio? I have a copy on audio, but there is a glitch in it where someone switched the channel briefly during recording. Plus, the videos here, while great, lack the "wanking" bit and at least one other. Any help would be great!

they will think ...
By: HandOfBlood7. on 08 Jul 08, 04:52:07
they will think there was a river here LMFAO

lol dont put ...
By: Alanaki1. on 04 Jul 08, 22:02:49
lol dont put elastic under your chin :P

it's on ebay
By: woodsey1776. on 03 Jul 08, 00:04:35
it's on ebay

this is from 1987.. ...
By: woodsey1776. on 03 Jul 08, 00:04:20
this is from 1987.....ROFLMAO!!God love Billy!!

just love this! so ...
By: xxsweetxbabexx. on 22 Jun 08, 21:47:23
just love this! so fucking funny! LOL

"when archeologists ...
By: darrennz2004. on 23 May 08, 07:36:42
"when archeologists find you " !!!

i think you can ...
By: 22jessejames22. on 05 May 08, 18:48:16
i think you can order it from borders. im sure you already tried that but it not check it out

Who is @ 3:15 ? ...
By: clamdraggin. on 26 Feb 08, 09:28:58
Who is @ 3:15 ? Jerry??

Can ANYONE find out ...
By: laff66. on 18 Feb 08, 23:27:16
Can ANYONE find out where to buy this? I had a copy of it years ago and loaned it out...arghhhh. Anyway, its a Whoopi Goldberg HBO special and I've looked everywhere!!

I've been looking ...
By: ProfessorIgor. on 12 Feb 08, 06:47:59
I've been looking for this one for a while... this might be one of the best comedy sketches of all time.. what a way to break into the American market ! This whole special is fucking hilarious..

Face hurts!....... ...
By: kazwaz78. on 26 Jan 08, 09:39:16
Face hurts!.......so funny!

Des mclean goes to ...
By: stevenfreaken. on 07 Jan 08, 18:17:09
Des mclean goes to see his doctor, he says "Doctor I just don't feel whole, I just don't feel complete anymore!" His doctor says "Drink this!" Des says "Yuck! It tastes like sh*t!" The doctor says "It is sh*t, you just need topping up!"

And Tommy Tiernan. ...
By: MashaKsenja. on 07 Jan 08, 17:17:37
And Tommy Tiernan. He's the best. Tommy Tiernan, Dylan Moran and Billy Connolly make the world a bit funnier and happier place.

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everytime i watch ...
By: hanbeanie. on 19 Dec 07, 23:28:32
everytime i watch billy i fall in comedy love with him...he is my ultimate favourite..the only other comedian who is close to his genius is Dylan Moran..

"Go into the ground ...
By: Franzapooch. on 15 Dec 07, 02:26:18
"Go into the ground like a fucking dart" Bwahahahahaha Excelle