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Dumbass American Student
Posted by: Mikey963369

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This is a funny video about an American who goes on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire, but he gets a bit too cocky! Lol.

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I'd have shit ...
By: toepunt10. on 19 Nov 08, 09:52:26
I'd have shit myself to divert attention away from my obvious stupidity...

fuckin redneck ...
By: D3P02. on 19 Nov 08, 04:37:19
fuckin redneck bigots dumbasses

steve hawkings ...
By: grandwizard444. on 19 Nov 08, 03:04:00
steve hawkings would be so dissapointed, you flaming cock slurping faggot. Eat my balls shit son shit

So funny!! Look at ...
By: BlastmanQc. on 19 Nov 08, 02:19:03
So funny!! Look at his face XD

that was a hard ...
By: ironchopsticks. on 19 Nov 08, 00:29:01
that was a hard question!

HAHAHAHA hes like ...
By: xXPushyWushyXx. on 19 Nov 08, 00:18:28
HAHAHAHA hes like what da FUCK?

oh fuck. what an ...
By: tmille30. on 19 Nov 08, 00:11:40
oh fuck. what an idiot. he was so sure it was water flow too. dumbass

...
By: deadWu. on 18 Nov 08, 20:25:55
OOOOOOOOWNEEEEEEEEEEED!

man he has fat dick ...
By: KoutetsuTenshin. on 18 Nov 08, 19:50:27
man he has fat dick sucking lips

you know your an ...
By: RockyBalboa211. on 18 Nov 08, 14:35:02
you know your an idiot when you get zero on millionare lol!

Total prize money.. ...
By: Treebot1. on 18 Nov 08, 14:30:10
Total prize money...0$ HA HA HA HA!!!!!

i might make a ...
By: n00bcakey. on 18 Nov 08, 12:56:55
i might make a mistake that awfully dumb if i havent slept in a week.

In college, we ...
By: ancientstorm2006. on 18 Nov 08, 11:48:31
In college, we drink heavily, smoke pounds, and fuck till we bleed. Our system of cheating is so unprecedented and easy, we don't study.

B: Water flow ( ...
By: rallymadkassam. on 18 Nov 08, 09:47:15
B: Water flow (looks like someone was thinking about taking a piss because of all that coffee) Next time try catching a few ZZZ's even if its on a fucking plane!!!!!!!!!!!1

I am even dumber ...
By: husizaba. on 18 Nov 08, 08:29:42
I am even dumber than this. Just realized it at online quiz paidquiz,site90,com (write dots instead of commas) But I guess they really tried to trick me haha :D Try it, it is fun!

I'm sure he knows ...
By: theonlyguy7. on 18 Nov 08, 06:42:22
I'm sure he knows something that you don't.

Should have used a ...
By: ricvonzipper. on 18 Nov 08, 05:11:38
Should have used a fucking lifeline. It's a direct result of no sleep. He needs to take about a jar of temazepam and start over......in the next life.

That's a technical ...
By: DIJV79. on 18 Nov 08, 03:10:44
That's a technical question.

I couldn't help but ...
By: Siloarian. on 18 Nov 08, 02:20:40
I couldn't help but feel sorry for him...

Well, i think he is ...
By: thestreetdogg. on 18 Nov 08, 01:12:40
Well, i think he is a very Smart Person. He just made a mistake. Make it simple. Sometimes the smartest ppl lose in the most simple and easiest Questions.

she was like ok ...
By: takethat79. on 18 Nov 08, 00:22:59
she was like ok game over now dumbass go take a nap so you can rejuvenate your brain cells LMAO

Seriously, everbody ...
By: Kornmang. on 17 Nov 08, 23:19:54
Seriously, everbody from every country makes mistakes!!! Couldent you just say stupid millionaire contestant?

we learn grammar ...
By: Hellfire928. on 17 Nov 08, 22:03:27
we learn grammar you stupid fuck.

kids got to be ...
By: GerbalXXc. on 17 Nov 08, 21:11:51
kids got to be retarded or something cause he looks like a queer

On behalf of ...
By: thechemist01. on 17 Nov 08, 19:49:41
On behalf of everyone in my country i would like to say...' Chase,you are truly a dumb ass ' Thankyou

DUMB ASS PEOPLE
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ARENT YOU GLAD THIS DOESNT HAPPEN TO YOU

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In 1876, a young ...
By: Siekosander. on 18 Nov 08, 20:16:22
In 1876, a young girl named Jenn was walking down a river, an insane man killed her by stabbing her in the back, raping her, and then hanging her in his closet. While he hanged her he said Bukakke Bukkake. Now that you have read this message, she will find you and her dead body will haunt your house for 5 years. Every night you go to sleep she will appear in your closet, hanging their with her glowing red eyes. repost 3 times to be saved

oh go fk urself ...
By: jumpyjedi. on 18 Nov 08, 03:36:08
oh go fk urself sheesh

ouch!
By: grandpag29. on 18 Nov 08, 01:45:49
ouch!

cant be any worse ...
By: dgt4444. on 17 Nov 08, 17:43:41
cant be any worse than mccain

1:33 ??
By: ghistenharman. on 16 Nov 08, 23:45:34
1:33 ??

read Don't laugh ...
By: Shankmistro. on 16 Nov 08, 18:30:17
read Don't laugh at this! Just do it Start thinking something you really really want cause this is astounding the person that sent this to me said their wish came true 10 mins after they read the mail so I thought what the heck You have just been visited by DrSuess's Cat in the Hat. He will grant you one wish Make your wish when? the count down is over 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1 MAKE A WISH Send this to 10 videos within the hour you read this. If you do, your wish will come true

2:50 (L)
By: SunburnedBjarne. on 16 Nov 08, 15:55:51
2:50 (L)

for the ones that ...
By: mager258987. on 16 Nov 08, 06:38:07
for the ones that didnt get hurt, come suck it

00:40 lolz
By: TheAwesomeJayandGray. on 15 Nov 08, 15:10:43
00:40 lolz

Lol...For me I ...
By: AndyPro94. on 15 Nov 08, 10:04:28
Lol...For me I think 0:15-That gonna leave a MARK! 0:17-How was the head? 0:20-How is it look after that thing BLOW! 1:10-That Lame 1:30-How was your neck?! 1:34-WTF...Is he crazy???

0:16 hahah ^^
By: rucki456. on 14 Nov 08, 14:17:54
0:16 hahah ^^

...
By: rachelloowho. on 14 Nov 08, 03:56:10
ofgmfomgofogmfgmfomgofmgof did he just dodge a fucking freit train hoily shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

MURDERED AT 3:00 AM ...
By: ConverseAdict13. on 13 Nov 08, 22:55:49
MURDERED AT 3:00 AM BY A TALKING DOLL, THE DOLL MIGHT FORGIVE YOU IF YOU POST THIS TO AT LEAST 4 VIDEOS sorry guys, i? really hate these to, but i got scared

lol 2:10
By: thaRNBdoctore. on 13 Nov 08, 14:35:54
lol 2:10

OH MY
By: stickboslightning. on 12 Nov 08, 01:50:43
OH MY

ur love will call 2 ...
By: CagedFlame2891. on 11 Nov 08, 23:26:38
ur love will call 2 nite at 10:55 or kiss u tomorrow or ask u out but if u break this chain u will be cursed post on 8 videos

ahhhhhhhhjhhhhhh ...
By: addy11241. on 10 Nov 08, 22:26:28
ahhhhhhhhjhhhhhh funnyyyy

extremely stupid
By: MrsRoyal001. on 09 Nov 08, 22:18:18
extremely stupid

wtf stupid ass ...
By: mattfra1. on 09 Nov 08, 20:51:42
wtf stupid ass nigger jumps out of the moving car in 1:16

haha stupid shit ...
By: waragainstgreed. on 09 Nov 08, 07:51:02
haha stupid shit with the big umbrella jumping off a roof

lol did u see that ...
By: Addidasgal. on 09 Nov 08, 01:29:22
lol did u see that guy like jump in front of the bus, holy crap!!

idk
By: dylkait. on 08 Nov 08, 21:56:54
idk

nico bauer looke it ...
By: smithshereooo. on 06 Nov 08, 01:35:04
nico bauer looke it is me hahaha

1:33 is the best ...
By: sharmoota120. on 05 Nov 08, 06:35:40
1:33 is the best lololol

our next ...
By: cwheelz. on 04 Nov 08, 06:38:53
our next presidential hopefulls

very funny (dumb ass people )
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this is funny very funny

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lol 2:00
By: djoz1q2w3e4r. on 19 Nov 08, 08:54:55
lol 2:00

although I am a ...
By: werebilly. on 19 Nov 08, 05:39:34
although I am a huge evanescence fan and truly appreciate it when someone likes them enough to use them for background music, It does not go well with a funny video, especially not "everybody's fool"

1:00 LOL!!!!!!
By: Stefcopp2008. on 19 Nov 08, 01:55:04
1:00 LOL!!!!!!

LMAO he pantsed his ...
By: superhyro2. on 19 Nov 08, 01:17:19
LMAO he pantsed his teacher

This is retarded
By: fireballinc. on 19 Nov 08, 00:47:23
This is retarded

picking up the iron ...
By: TripingAIR. on 18 Nov 08, 19:48:27
picking up the iron instead of the phone is epic

2:02
By: massinardo. on 18 Nov 08, 18:16:25
2:02

the ir0ny is fun
By: ehyngel14. on 18 Nov 08, 15:41:12
the ir0ny is fun

2:44 lol nice goat ...
By: xXUAEXx123. on 18 Nov 08, 10:56:28
2:44 lol nice goat! UAE FTW :P

0:25 PWNED??
By: xXUAEXx123. on 18 Nov 08, 10:52:40
0:25 PWNED??

i fell sory for the ...
By: lordhentai93. on 18 Nov 08, 10:29:44
i fell sory for the guy in the ironing part

0:33 LMAO!!!
By: BlitzCraig117. on 18 Nov 08, 05:18:35
0:33 LMAO!!!

0.26 lol!!!!!!
By: LewisF1995. on 17 Nov 08, 20:18:57
0.26 lol!!!!!!

hey, pat and ...
By: SergiusLens. on 17 Nov 08, 16:57:01
hey, pat and stanley aren't people... dumb ass

oooooo ur in ...
By: ichigo69er. on 17 Nov 08, 08:05:55
oooooo ur in trouble now tht u read this keep reading and something good will happen to u and if u don't the dark world will do very bad things to u A boy named Thomas was walking then he heard a noise in the woods He thought it was just a rabbit so he kept on walking then he saw a flash then died Now that u read this repost this on 10 different Youtube videos in? less than 24 hours or you will see a bloody dirty face in the window and he will kill you with a knife HURRY u dont have much time

awsome song. what ...
By: blackwolf212008. on 17 Nov 08, 05:09:27
awsome song. what is it?

he thought it was ...
By: deanteam5. on 17 Nov 08, 03:53:05
he thought it was his cell phone

that muslim got ...
By: deanteam5. on 17 Nov 08, 03:51:42
that muslim got pwn3d

these pixels are ...
By: brycesohm. on 17 Nov 08, 02:44:55
these pixels are the size of legos

what's that song?
By: Meenotue. on 16 Nov 08, 23:27:29
what's that song?

Never gonna give ...
By: Billaras101. on 16 Nov 08, 22:49:22
Never gonna give you up!years ago, two parents went out for dinner. A few hours later, the babysitter was calling to ask if she could cover up the? clown statue in the kids' room, the father said,"Take the kids and get out of the house. We'll call the police, we don't have a clown statue." The "clown statue" is really a killer that escaped from jail. If you don't post this letter on to 10 videos tonight, the clown will be in your bed at 3:00 am with a chainsaw in his hand

the dude at 2:02 is ...
By: WASSAMILY. on 16 Nov 08, 20:21:29
the dude at 2:02 is like O DAMN

lol at 0:04 hes ...
By: cadetsumthin. on 16 Nov 08, 18:29:14
lol at 0:04 hes like o shit.

u sad fuckers ...
By: Kevinaj22. on 16 Nov 08, 11:49:55
u sad fuckers whoever made this video..fuckin americans!!happy slapping fuckin gays

he thought it was a ...
By: mager258987. on 16 Nov 08, 06:27:24
he thought it was a telephone cuz you could see there was a telephone next to it and after he was done... squirming... around he threw the phone away

Dumb Ass
Posted by: Pontiac127

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Music set to Akon "Locked Up". Watch as this dumbass gets deeper and deeper in his stupidity. It boggles the mind.
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[You wouldnt belive the amount of people hiding behind computers making racial comments. Sad.]

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1:50
By: ReallyDEE. on 19 Nov 08, 00:24:52
1:50

roflmao
By: arbitermarco. on 07 Nov 08, 12:27:42
roflmao

encore.
By: youngb1ood. on 30 Oct 08, 23:47:18
encore.

he is so frikin ...
By: jonathanpolkm. on 29 Oct 08, 02:05:15
he is so frikin STUPID!!if he was gana get his face on the the camera, he might as well break the front door and enter instead of going through the front door.

that shit is too ...
By: nicshere. on 28 Oct 08, 04:15:55
that shit is too damn funny! what a fuckin' goof!!!!

LOL!! 0:37
By: tagalongtommy. on 24 Oct 08, 00:51:58
LOL!! 0:37

AHAHAHAHAHAH ...
By: ProtectYaNeck23. on 21 Oct 08, 11:11:44
AHAHAHAHAHAH SMOOOOTH

lol! oncore
By: LueLime. on 20 Oct 08, 09:05:38
lol! oncore

we need this guy ...
By: pillowmurder. on 19 Oct 08, 20:31:56
we need this guy out of jail and back on the streets! the sooner we do, the sooner we can get Dumb Ass 2, the sequel.

i belive this guy ...
By: lolpatiofurniturelol. on 17 Oct 08, 21:22:24
i belive this guy had a crazy idea of dong this when he was high as a kite, ROFLMAO

what a fukcing ...
By: tonybek1. on 17 Oct 08, 15:29:11
what a fukcing moron he shoudl have broke the door from the outside and came in. not killing himself and jumping from the roof and then breaking it when he wanted to leave what a fucking idiot

There's a daily ...
By: EgotisticPain. on 16 Oct 08, 06:36:38
There's a daily dosage of comedy! XD

haha just takin his ...
By: TremendousKnock23. on 15 Oct 08, 14:53:32
haha just takin his sweet ass time with that shopping cart! hahaha im sure he cudda found a way to bust out of there tho

its evident now ...
By: mrmaster728. on 12 Oct 08, 15:28:01
its evident now that he does not take ladder safety to heart. I think they should force criminals to watch ladder safety videos in prison. It would lower the criminal fatality rate.

Poetic justice is ...
By: andy35711. on 05 Oct 08, 21:00:42
Poetic justice is sooo sweet.

how many tiles did ...
By: xmcwarrior. on 01 Oct 08, 02:22:16
how many tiles did he take out? o.0 wow

LLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLO
By: SilkroadNoob. on 30 Sep 08, 23:58:22
LLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLO

He didn't want to ...
By: missdanarose. on 29 Sep 08, 00:29:50
He didn't want to set off the store alarms...

If he's not worried ...
By: IamaRifle. on 28 Sep 08, 23:55:53
If he's not worried about the cameras, then why try and be so entricate with the break in.

Dumb ass yes, but ...
By: Rjm1946. on 26 Sep 08, 12:40:18
Dumb ass yes, but Jesus love him anyways

LMFAO he went ...
By: KenSkaii. on 26 Sep 08, 02:12:04
LMFAO he went around with a shopping kart!!!! AHHHAHAHAH

OMG! I just love ...
By: blackcrystal25. on 22 Sep 08, 05:27:05
OMG! I just love watching people fall down... especailly when they are as stupid as this crack head. Whatever he is on, please pass some my way. *lol*

LOL
By: VegasSection86. on 18 Sep 08, 23:58:05
LOL

wtf thats just ...
By: iliketurtlezzz. on 18 Sep 08, 00:24:10
wtf thats just pitifle... and prity funny... a true dumbass

ahaha wat a dumbass ...
By: jmmyvega. on 15 Sep 08, 07:34:59
ahaha wat a dumbass. xD

Dumbass kids trying to pull a car out of the snow
Posted by: vw86gti

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Dumbass kids trying to pull a car out of the snow

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I AGREE ...
By: djoz1q2w3e4r. on 19 Nov 08, 08:50:20
I AGREE keep2rollin ..IDIOTS.

a) dig car out with ...
By: keep2rollin. on 18 Nov 08, 15:37:35
a) dig car out with a shovel b) hot water!?! stupid^^

lmao
By: Cad0tt3. on 18 Nov 08, 02:48:43
lmao

"break the bumper ...
By: pigmie123. on 11 Nov 08, 02:54:05
"break the bumper ill whoop your ass" LOL

one bottle of hot ...
By: 831543. on 10 Nov 08, 15:27:53
one bottle of hot water! and the car would be still on the road

you guys are such ...
By: allstar00442288. on 10 Nov 08, 04:08:01
you guys are such fuckin retards

man u had the rope ...
By: 125gio. on 09 Nov 08, 23:22:19
man u had the rope hooked around the impact bumper ...man you guys are stupid

what an absolute ...
By: thelakersforlife. on 09 Nov 08, 01:08:35
what an absolute nitemare. At 1:16 if you pause it it looks like 3 people could have pushed it forward enough to get it unstuck. I live in Pennsylvania, I know how ridiculously frustrating it is

God that shits ...
By: springbok83. on 08 Nov 08, 19:32:04
God that shits funny break my bumper nd ill whip ur ass, he didnt break the bumper he ripped it off lol

option A. dig car ...
By: NoOne3234. on 07 Nov 08, 11:14:59
option A. dig car out with a shovel. option B. move car (push) forward and back out in the clear. Who tries to pull the car through the snow???

...
By: mcmontan. on 03 Nov 08, 14:06:57
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL - owned

I would like to
By: alexpercy77. on 29 Oct 08, 12:58:02
I would like to

LOL @ Only in ...
By: jizzmonger. on 27 Oct 08, 18:15:27
LOL @ Only in America. Are you drunk?

Come on.. Its even ...
By: Himom2032. on 27 Oct 08, 03:44:35
Come on.. Its even common sense.. Who would put a tow-strap on the friggan PLASTIC bumper??? Seriously...

he did say stop on ...
By: kashewz. on 26 Oct 08, 18:54:08
he did say stop on 1:24-1:27

ahaha that was ...
By: colejohnson1712. on 25 Oct 08, 21:23:46
ahaha that was funny, next time pull away from snow... I can tell u guyes arnt canadiens

only in american ...
By: alexpercy77. on 24 Oct 08, 13:42:29
only in american you see such dumbasses

theyre so bobo mga ...
By: jayzmane. on 23 Oct 08, 21:34:59
theyre so bobo mga putang ina nyo kawawa nmn un sasakyan saksakan tlga KAU nag pagkahayop at tarantado ang mga puti tlga bobo di puta..

should have just ...
By: mustang33dude. on 22 Oct 08, 14:48:19
should have just pulled from the other side of the car and it would have pulled it away from the snow not into it.... amatuers

"I said stop many ...
By: saskLS1. on 22 Oct 08, 01:22:31
"I said stop many times. stop,stop stop..." no he didn't!

Expected that..
By: JCNederland. on 20 Oct 08, 17:33:40
Expected that..

very cool dudes : )
By: kennyhlee. on 19 Oct 08, 06:24:05
very cool dudes : )

hahahahahahahah ...
By: tonybek1. on 17 Oct 08, 15:21:59
hahahahahahahah that was funny:D fucking lazy morons dig the fucking snow u bitchs

LOL!!! Too ...
By: jizzmonger. on 17 Oct 08, 08:24:42
LOL!!! Too fucking lazy to dig it out. Too much Nintendo and not enough "hands on" experience to know where to put the tow-strap. LOL

haha id love to be ...
By: DontNeedToKnowThis. on 15 Oct 08, 02:24:46
haha id love to be the car that drove by, id stop and laugh then drive away

Dumbasses Doing Dumbass Things
Posted by: acidrain700

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The title explains it all
http://openlatepr oductions.com/olp/in dex.html

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McCain Aides Say Sarah Palin Is A Dumbass
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Watch more clips at http://www.theyoungt urks.com

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Palin will never be ...
By: UNCLEDAD800. on 18 Nov 08, 16:15:12
Palin will never be known for anything except being A DUMMY! THIS IS WHAT I MEAN BY BEING WHITE AND PRIVILEGED. SHE IS ONLY IN HER CURRENT POSITION BECAUSE SHE IS WHITE. WE ALL KNOW BOTH BLACK AND WHITE PEOPLE THAT IT IS NOT BECAUSE SHE IS INTELLIGENT. SAME GOES FOR BUSH. YOU KNOW WHAT MAKES BLACK PEOPLE SO MAD? THE DOUBLE STANDARDS THAT WHITES PRACTICE EVERYDAY AND HOW IT IS BACKED BY OUR GOVERNMENT, OUR JUSTICE SYSTEM, AND THE MEDIA.

We will find good ...
By: Anomaly100. on 15 Nov 08, 20:33:38
We will find good and bad in every race, and Platinumviper is just another extremist jackass.Guys like him will never change.I argue with them all the time, but all it never helps in the end. I went to high school with 2,000 blacks and 10 whites. I rarely went because I didn't understand why I was treated the way I was. This guy doesn't help our points.If I never became prejudiced, then why should he? There comes a time when we are supposed to grow up. It's not high school anymore. Take care-

Hey, I'm white too, ...
By: sprebel925. on 15 Nov 08, 18:50:20
Hey, I'm white too, but historically speaking, the white man has trampled on other races like the Opium war in China, the colonization of South America and the slave trade in Africa. this has lead to a superiority complex (i.e. racism). this superiority complex doesn't apply to you or me specifically, but it has tainted the reputation of the caucasian race. You are right, we do need to work together to fix this country, all races included. But racists like Platinumviper make this hard to do...

Excuse me, but ...
By: Anomaly100. on 15 Nov 08, 16:53:01
Excuse me, but since I'm sitting here in my white skin disgusted by what Platinumpitviper wrote in all its ignorance, I find you. You are saying the same type of thing. It's not about dominance since we aren't a pack of dogs. Well, most of us aren't dogs. I voted for Obama for many reasons. One of them being that he wants to work TOGETHER, not trample on top of the other races. Doesn't that sound logical. It hasn't worked the other way- ever.

You don't get out ...
By: Anomaly100. on 15 Nov 08, 16:48:21
You don't get out much do you? I never could understand exactly who would vote for McCain and Dumb-Dumb, but, now I really do get it. You inbreds are multiplying. Do you know what you sound like! Read your comment. Read it. You're a terrible person.

Idiot..
By: masajhn. on 15 Nov 08, 14:46:21
Idiot..

You're such a moron ...
By: masajhn. on 15 Nov 08, 14:45:46
You're such a moron, go fuck your white trash ass... jajaja

GET USE TO IT :)
By: nica7285. on 14 Nov 08, 01:42:22
GET USE TO IT :)

you = idiot
By: antiemo938726. on 13 Nov 08, 10:53:17
you = idiot

you have to ...
By: sprebel925. on 13 Nov 08, 03:09:57
you have to remember, white christian men have dominated this nation since the late 1700's. In fact, the white man has dominated the entire world with a 'my dick is bigger than yours' mentality since the middle ages. Unfortunately, their are ignorant assholes like Platinumpitviper who can't stand to see another race finally beat them fair and square.

wow, you poor thing ...
By: lizfaye82. on 13 Nov 08, 01:38:11
wow, you poor thing... worried whitey no longer rules this country? You're a frightening reminder that people like you actually exist!

and obama has ...
By: Platinumpitviper. on 12 Nov 08, 23:44:03
and obama has experience??? hes just a stupid porch monkey and he only won because the minorities are taking over this country

She needs to go ...
By: carell5. on 12 Nov 08, 07:27:11
She needs to go back to issuing occupancy permits for igloos. She was not capable and I'm 99% sure that she knew it. Her continuence down the road to this huge responsibility that she couldn't handle was tantamount to treason. Her ego was first - we the people last.

She said she might ...
By: alexee2007. on 12 Nov 08, 07:20:38
She said she might be running in 2012. She is a snake. She is dumb.

soooooooo liberal
By: Verzion3. on 12 Nov 08, 04:04:33
soooooooo liberal

when asked if he ...
By: pureintellectual. on 12 Nov 08, 02:03:36
when asked if he actually believed that Palin was qualified to be vp, McCain said "absolutely", shaking his head

how stupid are you ...
By: varantmkg. on 11 Nov 08, 18:19:51
how stupid are you ? you are idiot McCain Aid NEVER said that

FOX NEWS - Sarah ...
By: lkcl0n3r. on 11 Nov 08, 18:09:48
FOX NEWS - Sarah Palin says GOD might want her to run for President in 2012: watch?v=bQp4h0yltF8

There is no way ...
By: toepro. on 11 Nov 08, 17:54:08
There is no way you're this stupid! Way to much Hannity Dude!

WTF are you talking ...
By: lilmommakc. on 10 Nov 08, 04:36:39
WTF are you talking about? This is my last reply you are so...not on my level, lol Dont reply back cause your the ignorant one, and you are racist!

Did the idea that I ...
By: tcoleman1207. on 10 Nov 08, 00:37:03
Did the idea that I may not have to work as hard anymore because of my salary ever come across your mind? It's not a race factor at all. You're just ignorant to other peoples opinions, just like every other liberal.

Jan 20 2009 - THE ...
By: mavrek47. on 09 Nov 08, 13:13:41
Jan 20 2009 - THE END OF AN ERA...I MEAN ERROR! Everyone knows the road to hell is paved with RepubliCANTS. Greedy, eccentric, gun-toting, racist, selfish, uneducated, hypocritical, what's in it for ME dumb-shits!

Honestly, i dont ...
By: citizenoftheplanet. on 09 Nov 08, 06:01:07
Honestly, i dont understand why people Blame Palin. It's John who chose her...

It's funny how you ...
By: goferbut. on 09 Nov 08, 04:47:09
It's funny how you think that I and all normal conservatives live in rural areas. This shows are ignorant you are. I live in Chicago where your precious Obama resides. I was educated at UofC where the Messiah taught. I am well aware of corrupt Chicago politics and know all too well how the Messiah rose to his position. You are the "useful idiot" that hasn't figured it out yet. Keep falling into this evil web of Palin bashing. I suppose it keeps you from injuring yourself or others.

Sarah Failin is SO ...
By: mavrek47. on 09 Nov 08, 02:57:47
Sarah Failin is SO dumb: * She thinks China is something you serve Mooseburgers on. * She studied for her Pap Test & failed. * She lost to "W" on Jeopardy. * She took the Pepsi challenge & chose Jif. Now that's dumb...never mind thinking Africa is a country and not knowing what newspapers or magazines you've read to prepare yourself for info on Foreign Affairs. *One has to wonder if Failin & W's IQ equals two digits COMBINED. Please check ALL her Youtube interviews out if you could use a laugh.

Dumbass Admits to a Cop that he was Smoking Weed
Posted by: godsent03

Video duration: 107 seconds
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Wow guy, why don't you tell him about the $20 you stole from grandma's purse when you were 12 while you're at it?

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haha i know man i ...
By: trapmaster44. on 19 Nov 08, 16:25:59
haha i know man i sware drive better blown i always focus on what im doin haha

i smoke all the ...
By: turtleywasted. on 19 Nov 08, 14:13:41
i smoke all the time wen im drivin and think i drive better wen im stoned than wen im sober

if you don't smoke ...
By: reaver550. on 19 Nov 08, 07:48:34
if you don't smoke too much i'd have to say you'd be a better driver. You'd be more paraniod and afraid of breaking any laws.

It's driving while ...
By: UnknownAccount0. on 18 Nov 08, 21:58:58
It's driving while drunk. Dumbass.

thank the alchohal ...
By: pjicleanair420. on 18 Nov 08, 21:17:05
thank the alchohal tobacco and the pharmacies for weed not being legal...the biggest killers are also the biggest supporters of the partnership for a drug free america..which is also a scam.....regulation always works better then prohabition...and marijuana doesnt impair your driving to the level this propoganda displays

wow that just goes ...
By: giiwed. on 18 Nov 08, 19:02:47
wow that just goes to show you that the ministry of health or whoever makes those stupid drug statistics are idiots and that it is perfectly harmless to drive with.....the dude looked like he was freshly baked and he passed the tests with flying colours.....oboma better seriously reconsider the b.s. that his previous buddies have instilled

No,but if u drive ...
By: Zynth902. on 18 Nov 08, 16:25:23
No,but if u drive while ur high so...

You can't go to ...
By: UnknownAccount0. on 18 Nov 08, 04:24:22
You can't go to jail for being high, but for having weed.

What. The. Fuck. ...
By: blackXSpr. on 18 Nov 08, 03:05:06
What. The. Fuck. Are you talking about? Thats like sayings its legal to own nuclear warheads as long as you dont use them. Why would you be in posession of marijuana if you werent gonna smoke it anyways? You gotta think before you say stuff.

Smokeing weed isn't ...
By: UnknownAccount0. on 18 Nov 08, 01:43:17
Smokeing weed isn't against the law, but possesing it is.

your right i said ...
By: vivalastebo. on 17 Nov 08, 23:33:42
your right i said that wrong. its not illegal to smell like marijuana. Never Ever Get Busted By The Cops! is a video i saw that mentions this and shows good places to hide weed in a car.

mad props to this ...
By: irule3456. on 17 Nov 08, 14:46:05
mad props to this dude that takes nuts to admit to a cop that you had just smoked weed an hour and a haslf ago

off tops this is ...
By: jesskickinit. on 17 Nov 08, 09:40:03
off tops this is why weed shud be legalized, that cop, he wasted a good 30 minutes for tryng to bust him for weed HE GOT OWNED

You are an absolute ...
By: Skio25. on 17 Nov 08, 06:01:07
You are an absolute fucking moron. If you fail the tests and you've been driving it's called driving under the influence. That doesn't mean just alcohol, it means any kind of drug or fluid that impairs your driving abilities. If you disagree I don't want to hear it, go drive high and get pulled over and see what happens.

Props to him for ...
By: Handsmf9. on 17 Nov 08, 05:37:08
Props to him for passing!

marijuana doesnt ...
By: HumanTarget420. on 17 Nov 08, 01:26:27
marijuana doesnt impair your driving skills dumbass idiots. Wow...

fucking baller, he ...
By: halotechy. on 16 Nov 08, 23:49:51
fucking baller, he passed em all

LOL
By: usucklolkthxby. on 16 Nov 08, 22:24:32
LOL

i love this! i saw ...
By: kap. on 16 Nov 08, 22:19:20
i love this! i saw this episode! he totally got let go...why? shouldnt he be detained for DUI - Marijuana?

that is a stupid ...
By: sargentcrackers. on 16 Nov 08, 18:56:17
that is a stupid idea because if the cop sees you eating something and finds a bag that smells like weed you'll probably get a felony destruction of evidence charge better to just keep it in your pocket and hope it doesn't smell

you cant get in ...
By: vivalastebo. on 16 Nov 08, 03:41:18
you cant get in trouble for being under the influence of marijuana, but you'll get in trouble if its in your possession. here's some advice.. if you have a small enough amount, and say you're driving and getting pulled over.. just eat it. you can't get in trouble if its in your system.

that guy is so ...
By: PocketFire. on 16 Nov 08, 03:36:52
that guy is so fuckin awesome even if he admited smoking as long as he doesnt have anything on him (in his system is ok) he is legal 100%

Not if you pass the ...
By: logical123. on 15 Nov 08, 22:31:57
Not if you pass the breathalyzer and the response test. You won't get a DUI for having a beer, or even 2 beers depending on your body size.

You can't get ...
By: logical123. on 15 Nov 08, 22:30:23
You can't get arrested for the act of admittance. He would have to posses it on his person when he was pulled over. In theory, you can go up to a cop, say "I'm high", and they can't (technically) do anything.

i like the coky bs ...
By: teepeeformybunghole. on 15 Nov 08, 21:18:33
i like the coky bs that pops up at the bottom on this program

Dumbass Disease
Posted by: bobjenz

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Dr. Edward Edinborough diagnoses Gilroy with Dumbass Disease and thus fills his head with "reading molecules".

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bye bye balls
By: naruto008z. on 06 Nov 08, 21:56:44
bye bye balls

He can read DAUM!!! ...
By: Luukizz. on 01 Nov 08, 13:26:18
He can read DAUM!!! XD

..Daum!
By: AggroAuenlandDuo. on 25 Oct 08, 21:30:36
..Daum!

Uhm.. hm mh hm .. ...
By: AggroAuenlandDuo. on 25 Oct 08, 21:29:32
Uhm.. hm mh hm .. DAUM DAUM DAUM! HMM! HM! DAuhm! huh huh.. DAAaaaaaaaaum...! Daaaum! Daaum! Daaauaum! daum. Daum! HEHEEE!! Eeeeeeehhhrr... DAAaaaaaaaaum! DAAAAAAAaum! DAAAaaum! Daaum! Daaum! DaaaaaauumHEHEHEEEEhhr..! Dauum!! huhhahhuhah...!

the daum part was ...
By: Martinezs1004. on 24 Oct 08, 02:13:38
the daum part was the best

my brother has this ...
By: raikiri98. on 24 Oct 08, 00:32:00
my brother has this disease u shud cut his head open and not put it back then cut his balls off.then use the handheld metal banger :)

i'll do the honers ...
By: xmusic4life1111x. on 24 Oct 08, 00:22:51
i'll do the honers of cutting his balls of myself lol :P oh and to cure it... its 5 simple words... belt, knife, alcohol, and hamer xD

is he gay?
By: jeffrey11jeff. on 24 Oct 08, 00:22:19
is he gay?

you should just use ...
By: jjamesjr1220. on 23 Oct 08, 23:44:39
you should just use the handheld metal banger on him

your nipples are so ...
By: taylorlovestits94. on 23 Oct 08, 20:55:59
your nipples are so big they're like cup holders

I haven't slept in ...
By: Valkje3000. on 23 Oct 08, 19:44:36
I haven't slept in 5 days, someone's getting his balls cut off. Hilarious. XD

Ditto
By: shutupxxorxxdie. on 23 Oct 08, 17:01:40
Ditto

Unbelievable!!! ...
By: OleOberlaender. on 23 Oct 08, 16:23:41
Unbelievable!!! It's a shame, that you're not a neighbour of mine, cause we could make some extremely dumb films together. My dumbest films aren't on this youtubeprofile.

you went full ...
By: mhaze210. on 23 Oct 08, 10:26:27
you went full retard.

"I oughta cut your ...
By: dtvea. on 15 Oct 08, 17:02:01
"I oughta cut your retarded balls off"

me to llooll
By: CledusTJuddfan. on 12 Oct 08, 07:47:11
me to llooll

i think my lil ...
By: maxinanogiant. on 11 Oct 08, 22:11:38
i think my lil brother has this disease...

I think this doctor ...
By: naughtypuppetshow. on 08 Oct 08, 13:10:25
I think this doctor is the same one that instructed laura bushs husband to read. ;-P lol

hu's playing the ...
By: gr8tist1. on 07 Oct 08, 16:58:00
hu's playing the retard?

Haha, you got my ...
By: inuyashaandkagome222. on 03 Oct 08, 00:25:04
Haha, you got my disease! :P

Oh wait, you mean ...
By: PunkWhatNow. on 02 Oct 08, 15:11:41
Oh wait, you mean dispite the fact that it DOESN'T EXIST?

Lol, hilarious.
By: PunkWhatNow. on 02 Oct 08, 15:10:54
Lol, hilarious.

I haven't slept in ...
By: PunkWhatNow. on 02 Oct 08, 15:10:47
I haven't slept in five days. Somebody's getting their balls cut off. ...Is that a knife? OH MY GOD!!

i've heard of this ...
By: K1llerSpades. on 20 Sep 08, 18:18:41
i've heard of this disease...its very rare in some areas of the world...

"I oughta cut your ...
By: carnivalofsouls2047. on 26 Jul 08, 21:43:07
"I oughta cut your retarded balls off." - LOL

Stupid Dumb Ass Robber
Posted by: lidahpedang

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Look this dumb robber tried to escape. He suppose to pull the door, not push it.What a dumb ass robber..

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thats so sad, not ...
By: narxhin4ever. on 14 Nov 08, 16:16:03
thats so sad, not only is he stupid but weak! Anyone here could bust down that door so easily!

LET ME BE YOUR LATE ...
By: speedyw847. on 23 Oct 08, 22:58:02
LET ME BE YOUR LATE NIGHT SNACK!!!! fastloverfun (.com)

retarted
By: F3ath3r3dS3rp3nt. on 18 Oct 08, 20:01:12
retarted

"at least the cops ...
By: DeeJayJaMzZ. on 28 Sep 08, 11:01:16
"at least the cops wont have to worry about this criminal escaping from jail" lol at the end this shit is too funny

wow sad
By: Antkiller5444. on 16 Sep 08, 21:49:52
wow sad

hahaha
By: GauvinMTL. on 13 Sep 08, 07:20:16
hahaha

lolz i love it it ...
By: 13utt. on 06 Sep 08, 04:31:00
lolz i love it it was 100% funny

That security ...
By: forensicpsychology. on 05 Sep 08, 18:41:51
That security system on the door is fantastic! All it requires is a sticker on the outside of the door reading "Push" and another one on the inside reading "Pull" and robbers don't know WHAT the hell's going on!

haha wat a fucking ...
By: upthebum123456789. on 01 Sep 08, 19:41:12
haha wat a fucking dum ass

what a fuckin dummy
By: Tyller98. on 05 Aug 08, 23:44:07
what a fuckin dummy

what a dumbass
By: streetsk8er14. on 03 Aug 08, 00:43:17
what a dumbass

Cum see me _ ...
By: meeeeeen398. on 02 Aug 08, 22:36:04
Cum see me _fastloverfun -dot- com_

you should of seen ...
By: CurtisandNoahMovies. on 27 Jul 08, 20:08:21
you should of seen his face

This reminds me of ...
By: sanjak. on 27 Jul 08, 00:02:49
This reminds me of the film 'Snatch'!! haha... it won't open because it's a security door!

One story I've ...
By: coerce1. on 25 Jul 08, 06:30:19
One story I've heard was some1 trying to rob a camera store. And another of a robber returning to a robbed bank to make a deposit. These people shoul lay off these drugs before doing stupid stuff.

I Lol'd.
By: xXLULUXx. on 24 Jul 08, 06:32:23
I Lol'd.

wow hmmmmmm i ...
By: buzzburner. on 23 Jul 08, 20:12:07
wow hmmmmmm i thought americans were stupid but i guess i was wrong

Lol too much ...
By: dahitman101. on 23 Jul 08, 01:52:07
Lol too much Hollywood

hahaha that guy is ...
By: Way2MuchGreed. on 20 Jul 08, 15:22:05
hahaha that guy is stupid!

rofl... the biggest ...
By: SupraRulz. on 19 Jul 08, 20:06:56
rofl... the biggest idiot on this bloody universe

guys like this are ...
By: GreenDog125. on 13 Jul 08, 16:38:48
guys like this are better off in jail. lmao

lmao stupid ass ...
By: 310thegame228. on 09 Jul 08, 22:04:57
lmao stupid ass dats why yall need to go to school kids lmao

that is a fucking ...
By: aaronbainbridge. on 08 Jul 08, 04:17:34
that is a fucking dumbass go back to school you stupid idiot

this guy is so ...
By: bangalibabu718. on 06 Jul 08, 02:40:02
this guy is so stupid. lol XD

wow , they should ...
By: Tweeterisverycute. on 01 Jul 08, 16:28:48
wow , they should have those security walls that shoot up here .

Classic Footage: The Legacy of Dumbass
Posted by: TdashDUB

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**sped up to get to the point and keep it under 10 minutes lol**
Journey into an important piece of Dub's past that also sets up for the NEXT video! :D

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chipmunk voice xD
By: kutukutuk. on 19 Jan 08, 18:01:21
chipmunk voice xD

WHERE can i find ...
By: Romagical. on 13 Jan 08, 04:57:22
WHERE can i find the full videos

born and concieved ...
By: mesotheliomaa. on 04 Nov 07, 21:22:09
born and concieved out of my metaphorical vagina ahahahah

lol..i ment my ...
By: TdashDUB. on 01 Nov 07, 17:26:55
lol..i ment my actual vids as opposed to my vlogs...but don't worry! they're on the way! (sketches)

T-Dub: On your ...
By: willtom27. on 01 Nov 07, 00:49:09
T-Dub: On your your youtube page, you wrote this: "My form of comedy is one giant paradox It can be offensive, yet so damned charming It can be ugly, yet so damn sexy and it can be funny, yet even so damn funnier" Your last couple vids COULD be a little more....what? a little sexier, a little more offensive (give us more edge), more charming...just a MORE funny T-Dub! Give us the paradox. No more cutesy chipmunk voices. Keep it real, raw T-Dub.

Because its awesome ...
By: Ambivelence. on 31 Oct 07, 02:28:36
Because its awesome??? do you need more of a reason?

Wow, alot of gay ...
By: JesterAzazel. on 30 Oct 07, 20:32:07
Wow, alot of gay guys like you.. Anywayz, can't wait to see the DA vids :-)

u sound liek a ...
By: PILLOWHENRY. on 30 Oct 07, 15:00:16
u sound liek a homosexual no matter how you chage your voice

T-Dub. Can you put ...
By: subby33. on 30 Oct 07, 08:12:04
T-Dub. Can you put your acting skills to the test and act like you're having sex w /me ? Thanks. Your gay fan. Subby33.

just kidding about ...
By: steppres. on 30 Oct 07, 05:17:43
just kidding about blaming the girls, i have no idea why i like dick, i just do (and i did before they pranked me).

I really hope you ...
By: Ambivelence. on 30 Oct 07, 04:59:02
I really hope you are kidding. Thats the dumbest reason I have ever heard to like dick. Not that I have anything against it. It's great, but still... On a different note. HAHAHAHAHAHA, thats funny. Can't wait for the videos.

Not that I dislike ...
By: steppres. on 29 Oct 07, 10:06:55
Not that I dislike women, just those girls. But I can't wait to see these DA videos, there's nothing better than ass-correlation, especially when it spewed from a metaphorical vagina. I really don't hate women though.

I remember getting ...
By: steppres. on 29 Oct 07, 10:01:48
I remember getting teased by nasty bullies in high school... one time these awful girls knotted my hooded jacket dongles to the bus seat, and it took me like 5 minutes to untangle them, all the while the bitches were sitting behind me saying "Hello darling, how was your day", and they just laughed and laughed and gloated and so on. I missed my stop and had to walk 5kms to get home. I'm gay now. I blame those girls. Awful girls.

I listened to it ...
By: gpduke03. on 29 Oct 07, 04:37:24
I listened to it now...that sounds awesome, and that shirt is amazing...You're right, you shouldn't regret it, ya only got one life to live and it's better to do something and get in trouble for it than not do it and regret not doing it...hell yeah man...can't wait to see these videos.

No, sorry Travis, ...
By: willtom27. on 28 Oct 07, 00:14:47
No, sorry Travis, this one didn't work. Sounding like a chipmunk is definately not sexy or interesting. Keep to normal speed. And wear your wifebeater or vlog in the buff. And please get back to the business of being hunky & turning on your gay fans damnit!

Lmao. You are a ...
By: lovenotes77. on 27 Oct 07, 15:23:41
Lmao. You are a legend! This vlog was so funny. I've never been so attentive to a blog before to be honest. Im so excited to see DA 2 and 3. Ill be checking youtube daily :) Good job Dub ♥

Wait... you were in ...
By: lousytshirt. on 27 Oct 07, 05:14:07
Wait... you were in 8th grade in 2000? Damn, I graduated from high school in 2000. That's crazy...

wow im stupid you ...
By: allieBean4. on 27 Oct 07, 04:12:54
wow im stupid you said you were going to show em yeah....ignore half of previous comment :]

i loved hearing ...
By: allieBean4. on 27 Oct 07, 04:10:27
i loved hearing that story i wish i could see the videos

can't wait man.. ...
By: elliotness122. on 26 Oct 07, 21:08:45
can't wait man.. good times.. good times.. lol

OMG im in 8th grade ...
By: likevalleygirl4. on 26 Oct 07, 20:36:01
OMG im in 8th grade!!!! best year of your life right? yeah, i thought so.

Sounds funsome!!! ...
By: ynacris. on 26 Oct 07, 17:57:59
Sounds funsome!!! I'm positive that I'm all prepared to watch it!!!!!!!!!

Damn, your voice is ...
By: xyz0abc1. on 26 Oct 07, 15:21:46
Damn, your voice is 2 sexy to speed up T-dub! It's worth cutting the video in 2 parts for real!

yay cant wait sound ...
By: Prowlgrin. on 26 Oct 07, 14:25:22
yay cant wait sound awsome. "biatch" love it funny in high pitch.

nice cant wait to ...
By: xxerubadhrielxx. on 26 Oct 07, 14:02:02
nice cant wait to see this!

Dumbass Party
Posted by: travisandjonathan

Video duration: 241 seconds
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Red State Update presents the new video for "Dumbass Party", the hell-raisin'est, hard-drinkin'est, sh*t-kickin'est party anthem since the pre-Tibet-lovin' Beastie Boys drove Kid Rock on George Jones' lawnmower to Hank Jr.'s Born to Boogie show in Lynyrd Skynyrd's apartment in Heaven.*
*This happened in my dreams, and plus also Molly Hatchett was there.
http://www.redsta teupdate.com

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Defeat Socalisim - ...
By: kamajiboy. on 23 Oct 08, 18:10:42
Defeat Socalisim - Defeat Spread the Wealth NObama Keep America Safe

HAHAHAH XD LOL LMAO
By: Goodguygil209. on 22 Oct 08, 03:29:06
HAHAHAH XD LOL LMAO

Let me guess, ...
By: GYPCDAV. on 18 Oct 08, 16:02:33
Let me guess, Courtny moved to California.

if i were a rebel i ...
By: Kelel03. on 15 Oct 08, 23:41:27
if i were a rebel i would be shamed

Hey I'm sensitive ...
By: taichimonkey. on 01 Oct 08, 20:44:50
Hey I'm sensitive to the Southern struggle for survival and I take offence at this video.a virtual group hug might heal the wounds that Jack Kennedy,jebus bless his exploded pumpkin,started when he started spouting that crazy talk about regaining control of currency from the federal reserve some 45 years ago.Well shit what did he know?

funniest song ever
By: pyroburnstuff. on 29 Sep 08, 07:20:52
funniest song ever

yeah thank's i'll ...
By: tnickdoe. on 15 Sep 08, 03:41:35
yeah thank's i'll never get that 4 min's of my life back

too good!
By: Ma3lst0rm. on 15 Aug 08, 05:43:36
too good!

yeahh nice!! ^^ 5*
By: Xtremefight1. on 04 Aug 08, 02:29:07
yeahh nice!! ^^ 5*

Erotic Web Shows ...
By: ammar11aab687. on 26 Jul 08, 23:07:51
Erotic Web Shows fastloverfun (dot) com

wtf?!!!' this is ...
By: Surfers7. on 25 Jul 08, 20:40:40
wtf?!!!' this is so funny and retarted!!!

funny as hell... ...
By: 356anonymous356. on 22 Jul 08, 23:41:38
funny as hell... Awsome

I like to feel sexy ...
By: Artii007. on 21 Jul 08, 18:11:42
I like to feel sexy....knowing someone is watching me ..wanting me...turns me on!BADLY! I like to flirt and pose..and sometimes i like to get WILD! how? ..he he..come in video and youll see:-)) maybe u can teach me something..or maybe i will ! come visit me at MeetYourFling (.COM) my user-id there is rubetta-ovhw chat soon on cam :-) agangqy

bring a softball ...
By: paintballer182182. on 16 Jul 08, 23:20:08
bring a softball bat for a game or a fight

Funny. I love it.
By: bfrance2002. on 02 Jul 08, 06:03:55
Funny. I love it.

What is emo?? If ...
By: bfrance2002. on 02 Jul 08, 06:03:35
What is emo?? If you are a dumb-ass you don't know the difference.

NOTE!!! No animals ...
By: sirxho888. on 21 Jun 08, 21:31:08
NOTE!!! No animals were harmed in the making of this video.

NOTE!!! No animals ...
By: Ductapecrazyglue. on 30 May 08, 15:36:44
NOTE!!! No animals were harmed in the making of this video.

I use to live that ...
By: drunk1984. on 28 May 08, 07:26:52
I use to live that killer life everyday. God bless Red State Update. Keep Us country boy's alive. North Carolina Mounatins Rule!

I love every ...
By: originaldylan. on 18 Apr 08, 23:06:29
I love every episode of red state update. Today, myself and 8 others are at my house watching every single episode 5 stars

about as good as it ...
By: skye6206. on 31 Mar 08, 00:13:23
about as good as it gets, bet it was as fun to make as it was to see

about as good as it ...
By: skye6206. on 31 Mar 08, 00:13:14
about as good as it gets, bet it was as fun to make as it was to see

Reminds me of ...
By: cuntrytrash. on 26 Mar 08, 16:27:11
Reminds me of living in South Carolina.

priceless!!!!
By: vivacdspp. on 19 Mar 08, 20:25:15
priceless!!!!

courtney looks more ...
By: siknarstie. on 16 Mar 08, 20:28:41
courtney looks more emo than vegetarian

$Charles Barkley\$

Charles Barkley's confession on live tv..."I'm a dumbass"
Posted by: sny54

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watch in high quality
Charles Barkley makes a confession on live tv on EJ's Neat-o stat of the night TNT inside the NBA. I'm a dumbass. Teleprompter prank by Ernie Johnson

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charles is the best ...
By: bulbangs. on 15 Nov 08, 20:24:40
charles is the best evah. seriously he's the shit. i love chuck!!!! tnt is the greatest!!!! go chuck!!!! much love

screw disney ...
By: anilated2345678. on 05 Nov 08, 13:07:08
screw disney channel this is the shit and charles wtf.... xD

that man can play ...
By: magicman1215. on 01 Nov 08, 06:38:33
that man can play great basketball, but he can't read for shit...what a DUMBASS!

wtf charles looks ...
By: baxmonstertrak. on 01 Nov 08, 00:30:15
wtf charles looks like a china man

did he confess he ...
By: baxmonstertrak. on 01 Nov 08, 00:28:12
did he confess he has donkey pubic hair on his upper lip?

turrible turrible ...
By: enterthafatass. on 28 Oct 08, 14:04:56
turrible turrible turrible

epic, i love ...
By: defoe85. on 28 Oct 08, 05:16:04
epic, i love charles.

msg me back IF ...
By: MadDogSKullz. on 22 Oct 08, 13:14:32
msg me back IF UR READING THIS - MSG me on M.S.N. sa

finally he admits it
By: Nhzharuthopar. on 19 Oct 08, 02:27:58
finally he admits it

This show is the ...
By: 2pacflife. on 14 Oct 08, 17:39:39
This show is the best...lol

Haha, the first ...
By: cbtwentyfour. on 09 Oct 08, 00:22:56
Haha, the first time he says 'that was really good' he looks so pissed hahah at least he can take a joke

punk'd
By: avianeddy. on 25 Sep 08, 17:20:19
punk'd

Well, at least he ...
By: nubiennze. on 21 Sep 08, 02:59:52
Well, at least he admits it. LOL

Man...nobody's safe ...
By: rickyphoenix. on 16 Sep 08, 04:57:14
Man...nobody's safe on this show..and I like it!

thats was sick lol ...
By: center231. on 15 Sep 08, 03:00:20
thats was sick lol good sport.

ha ahaaa a
By: DaFLaBBz. on 13 Sep 08, 02:03:29
ha ahaaa a

Good Sport!! That ...
By: JoeyandLindsay. on 28 Aug 08, 15:10:13
Good Sport!! That was funny

busting up omg lol! ...
By: electropentatonic. on 24 Aug 08, 06:14:50
busting up omg lol!!! what a tool

LOL..what a ...
By: GodSaveOurNation. on 21 Aug 08, 02:28:51
LOL..what a dumnocrat....

What a DemAss.
By: TranCendenZ. on 18 Aug 08, 16:58:35
What a DemAss.

pudding4me:shut the ...
By: Jumpman0818. on 16 Aug 08, 16:29:08
pudding4me:shut the fuck up you little cartoon geek bitch;sports are the best thing that happened to us humans

ok weirdo
By: Baldwin009. on 15 Aug 08, 03:52:45
ok weirdo

he sounds exactly ...
By: Baldwin009. on 15 Aug 08, 03:52:25
he sounds exactly the same every time he says that was good

man just cause ur ...
By: cosmo513. on 09 Aug 08, 06:30:52
man just cause ur bad at sports u say that ur probebly a geek

wow, haha. [:
By: afrofoqs. on 07 Aug 08, 21:34:47
wow, haha. [:

dumb ass criminal...
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a dumb ass criminal...bloggin outside #2

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Bush is a dumbass
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BUT BUT BUT THEY ...
By: shurikin93. on 13 Nov 08, 23:00:12
BUT BUT BUT THEY WAS TERRORISTS AND HE WAS PROTECTING US!!!! oh wait

He's such a ...
By: jshyne863. on 09 Nov 08, 04:48:09
He's such a fucktard, I sure as hell didn't vote for him.

at least hes not ...
By: fishyvajj. on 07 Nov 08, 05:56:17
at least hes not obama

so out of ...
By: feraldarryl. on 07 Nov 08, 01:28:11
so out of 300,000,000 people, americans picked this man to lead the country? no wonder that amercians have become the laughing stock of the world. hopefully Obama can restore the high respect that the world once had for the US - the america of roosevelt and kennedy

i am 15 and i live ...
By: alen555. on 06 Nov 08, 03:46:52
i am 15 and i live in canada :) and i think he is a fucking idiot! how did america allow him to stay in that position!!!

wow bush is a ...
By: PS3GaMeRvIdS123. on 05 Nov 08, 13:22:59
wow bush is a dumbass im 13 and i live in canada. I STILL THINK HE IS A ReTARD

?O?????????? ??B??? ...
By: PS3GaMeRvIdS123. on 05 Nov 08, 13:21:56
?O?????????? ??B????????? ???A???????? ????M??????? ?B???A?????? ??I????????? ???D???????? ????E??????? Copy and paste. ?????N?????? ???0???????? ????8???????

That's what we were ...
By: Andreware. on 01 Nov 08, 21:04:47
That's what we were thinking in Australia.

Bush is actually ...
By: matt1760. on 01 Nov 08, 02:38:24
Bush is actually quite smart--he just cant public speak and is not a very good pubilc speaker--which is obvious.

So Bush is ...
By: Casanuda. on 30 Oct 08, 07:33:51
So Bush is unimaginative, inarticulate, sarcastic, and doesn't take his job seriously. Sometimes I wonder how easy this nation would be to take over and realize that it isn't worth it if someone stupid can do it.

The Inuit people ...
By: Casanuda. on 30 Oct 08, 07:30:10
The Inuit people actually have a widespread region in which they live. From Russia, Canada, and Greenland as well as most of the weirder islands in between. I'm an American and I approve this message.

What were we ...
By: ultimateguitar553. on 29 Oct 08, 20:34:03
What were we smoking when we re-elected him in 2004? Hes got the lowest approval rate in history

couldn't have said ...
By: Greven98. on 29 Oct 08, 19:57:10
couldn't have said it better! Stupid americans haha...now they can't buy so much fastfood, suckers!

there this kid from ...
By: LueLime. on 26 Oct 08, 11:55:35
there this kid from texas who was mocking us canadian for hiding under our iglos. then i was thinking that this kid is thinking thinking about alaska which is a part of US.

why is this piece ...
By: peopleasylum. on 19 Oct 08, 14:25:14
why is this piece of human shit still alive?

How Ironic, ...
By: YEELKEED. on 16 Oct 08, 15:45:58
How Ironic, terrorism in America coming out of the bankers in Wall Street, rather than the middle East. American economy down to its knees and millions of America bankrupt but do not worry, Bush has protected you from the evils of the middle east oops forgot he did not evil acheive that as Osama Bin laden is life and kicking in his cave. How funny!!.

He sometimes makes ...
By: tbrill01. on 10 Oct 08, 18:40:15
He sometimes makes mistakes!! Are you kidding me, this guy is the biggest dipshit! And all you idiots that voted for him because you wanted to keep your guns I hope your happy with a gun and not a job dumbasses.

He sometimes makes ...
By: mackela30. on 09 Oct 08, 19:00:57
He sometimes makes mistakes, everyone does!!!

sure, its ok to be ...
By: troyr92. on 08 Oct 08, 22:38:14
sure, its ok to be illiterate, but surely we can find a BETTER president than bush! just get someone better ffs!

Bush's biggest gaff ...
By: andy35711. on 05 Oct 08, 20:39:51
Bush's biggest gaff was when he gave the camera the middle finger. How stupid was that? No other politician has ever been that stupid. It was a rare glimpse into the man's true intellect.

he a face or a ...
By: wwwTFwww. on 05 Oct 08, 17:06:32
he a face or a bigger power... he is look like act like a idot and then there some thing where hes yeah just and idot

Thats what I call - ...
By: monzinator. on 05 Oct 08, 04:10:28
Thats what I call - a Nut Bush !!!

tf the was a show ...
By: rasterb0y. on 04 Oct 08, 07:59:09
tf the was a show called americans next top commidian he would win

ok ppl hes dyslexic ...
By: scotty9831. on 04 Oct 08, 01:19:00
ok ppl hes dyslexic not stupid theres a difference.

The word is " ...
By: Friendulum. on 03 Oct 08, 04:03:39
The word is "Curiosity," speaking of stupid.

The Darwin Awards Dumbass Rocket Car Man
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The Darwin Awards Dumbass Rocket Car Man

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The guy that died ...
By: daleshipley. on 15 Nov 08, 12:05:09
The guy that died was my friend. Unless maybe he was lying.

that's funny but in ...
By: dupastasia. on 11 Nov 08, 14:33:24
that's funny but in the fact it is not a true story. only legend;)

I think it's ironic ...
By: JohnnyBGoode1122. on 07 Nov 08, 04:11:41
I think it's ironic how people are saying this really happened in a video about Darwin Awards.

get the darwin ...
By: icecoldandy. on 28 Oct 08, 14:54:28
get the darwin award ooks they are so funny like one guy tryed to get a free soda out of vending machine so he tilted it so it came out the next thing that happened is that the soda machine fell on him and crushed him to death!

loeny? check me out ...
By: ILoveRockGirl. on 22 Oct 08, 11:15:20
loeny? check me out! HAHAH WHAT MSG me on M.S.N. 22

LOL FUCK.
By: 060606savage. on 09 Oct 08, 04:00:05
LOL FUCK.

its totally real it ...
By: MONKEYMAN69420. on 06 Oct 08, 17:15:09
its totally real it happened in arizona some dumb ass with a jet engine stapped it to his car went to fast a hit something like a wall or something and bluw up i read it in the paper when it happened awsome way to go man

Yeah, I saw ...
By: Halogen360. on 20 Sep 08, 23:56:08
Yeah, I saw Mythbusters bust this urban legend. It's a cool story, and sounds believeable, but once you see professionals go at it, you realize that this story is a little hard to swallow.

this event has been ...
By: stuwydotp. on 14 Sep 08, 16:22:11
this event has been confirmed as an urban legend. it probably didn't actually happen.

this is based on a ...
By: madsexypanda. on 08 Sep 08, 13:16:12
this is based on a real event but this video is from the movie darwin awards it happen in 1995

poor guy
By: spazzy123mazzy. on 08 Sep 08, 07:01:56
poor guy

this is true ...
By: hellshack. on 01 Sep 08, 20:50:16
this is true acctully

nice job on that
By: Halderman1. on 27 Aug 08, 01:19:39
nice job on that

Ah ah ah! Anwsome ...
By: yesbrth. on 26 Aug 08, 17:35:05
Ah ah ah! Anwsome video! This video is based on a true story. I laughted a lot when Rael told us during a Sensual Meditation seminar about this true story of the most stupid guy of the year. I laugh again seeing how stupid people can kill themselves: he deserved his Award!! ;-))

man of course its ...
By: USAattacks. on 25 Aug 08, 23:10:01
man of course its true, they dont lie on the internet

Is this real. I ...
By: Primetome. on 18 Aug 08, 08:24:45
Is this real. I mean did it actually happen??? Cause on mythbusters the bolted Jatos to a chevy and it was sweet. Is this fact or fiction??? The story that is.

love this movie
By: rewkn4u. on 13 Aug 08, 10:52:04
love this movie

the movie itsself ...
By: michiel1551. on 03 Aug 08, 09:55:10
the movie itsself is called darwin awards i think.

NO way this is fake ...
By: paintballer4life14. on 22 Jul 08, 22:30:08
NO way this is fake it is soo real (sarcasm)

so true lol
By: squirrelywrath2. on 06 Jul 08, 01:32:29
so true lol

you know... that ...
By: squirrelywrath2. on 06 Jul 08, 01:31:09
you know... that looks like a lot of fun

Damn was funny.. im ...
By: fuzzysocks00. on 02 Jul 08, 19:55:09
Damn was funny.. im diggin the color of that car lol

What movie is this ...
By: ICBSF. on 29 Jun 08, 05:54:44
What movie is this off of? Looks funny as hell!

I know that its an ...
By: qwertypenis. on 14 Jun 08, 10:06:55
I know that its an urban myth but the version I heard was that it was a solid rocket motor not a jet engine, and it didn't seem badly mounted to me in this vid.

dang! you rocket ...
By: akoair. on 29 May 08, 11:51:14
dang! you rocket scientist man?

Charles Barkley calls himself a dumbass
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Thats just trbl ...
By: onishchuk4. on 15 Nov 08, 13:32:32
Thats just trbl trbl.

Inside the NBA ...
By: dholmestar. on 13 Nov 08, 01:28:38
Inside the NBA should be on every night.

lmao..TnT is is ...
By: jaygiant10. on 11 Nov 08, 21:41:57
lmao..TnT is is uncensored lol i love em

charles is awesome
By: EarlyGraycex. on 07 Nov 08, 20:15:23
charles is awesome

Isn't this the same ...
By: 765lbsquat. on 06 Nov 08, 00:34:09
Isn't this the same Barkbreath that spit on a ref? What a class act!! Running for governor of Alabama?--please!!

have you seen him ...
By: freakazoidodo. on 05 Nov 08, 20:41:39
have you seen him try to debate michael savage and caliendo's impression of him? lmao

lol 1:03
By: JeffHardywannabe2. on 02 Nov 08, 01:31:01
lol 1:03

rawr. some1 needs 2 ...
By: 0602003265. on 23 Oct 08, 08:45:27
rawr. some1 needs 2 come have sex with me! :) Thanks rr

I couldn't agree ...
By: MusicManMatt08. on 15 Oct 08, 07:42:10
I couldn't agree anymore that Charles Barkley is a REAL Dumb Ass. He thinks he can run and win Governor of Alabama WRONG. It will NEVER happen. I saw him last night on Larry King Live and now he is planning to run for Governor in 2010 instead of 2014. He changes his mind every week. Also, I heard him say that he HATES the State of Alabama so WHY the hell would he run for Governor? FUNNY. I would dare him to run LOL

OWNED
By: jaydanfort. on 24 Sep 08, 07:06:16
OWNED

1:18 KOBE!
By: anilated2345678. on 02 Sep 08, 20:17:25
1:18 KOBE!

go fuck yourself ...
By: Chilax. on 02 Sep 08, 05:34:53
go fuck yourself n40p69 lol

"if you wasn't such ...
By: hitmancoolio. on 21 Aug 08, 22:33:17
"if you wasn't such a loser you could get a sponsor" hahaha

barkley is hilarious
By: 76phi. on 18 Aug 08, 20:27:33
barkley is hilarious

You sir, are a ...
By: bsitz84. on 11 Aug 08, 17:07:24
You sir, are a whales vagina!

I don't blame ...
By: n40p69. on 06 Aug 08, 21:02:49
I don't blame Charles for not knowing Anchorman. I wish I was so lucky to have not seen that shitty movie.

Yes agree with ...
By: prt61370. on 26 Jul 08, 15:50:51
Yes agree with you.Only because Charles has the best personality.Any retire NBA player can talk about,& analyze the game that they played.Magic,Reggie Miller & other NBA retires that are analyst can do a good job as Charles.What separates Charles from the other clan is his funny,charming,witty,& goofy personality.He is more entertaining to watch.Imagine how dull it would be not having charles in the studio?

me too
By: LiLBankai. on 22 Jul 08, 11:56:39
me too

lmao. I love these ...
By: jibbers0. on 22 Jul 08, 00:25:26
lmao. I love these guys.

they got him good
By: chrome381. on 14 Jul 08, 18:06:31
they got him good

he also drank a ...
By: webkinzarecool5. on 05 Jul 08, 18:24:15
he also drank a drink with a bug in it because they told him it had a bug in it lol i loved that

I kinda sense ...
By: Adilchase. on 24 Jun 08, 04:52:47
I kinda sense charles barkley knew beforehand, if you haven't noticed he almosts laughs while he says "dumbass".

They should do an ...
By: jeedah123. on 21 Jun 08, 04:18:31
They should do an every day life show of Barkley, like those reality shows where they follow a celebrities life. I would so watch it.

well if it walks ...
By: Vman9484. on 18 Jun 08, 04:32:22
well if it walks like duck .... nvm lmao!

hahaha oh jesus
By: mickiew4. on 15 Jun 08, 18:21:11
hahaha oh jesus

Dumbass Mario
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A funny video about Mario!!!
Have fun, Egon

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