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Bernie und Ert 01 Drogen
Posted by: Lessie1

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Bernie und Ert 01 Drogen

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Hier, LSD, Kokain ...
By: AbberlinesGhost. on 28 Nov 08, 14:13:33
Hier, LSD, Kokain UND Heroin

haha
By: ringele1337. on 27 Nov 08, 19:21:41
haha

können sie die ...
By: southegg. on 11 Nov 08, 12:36:36
können sie die musik leiser machen? lol

LSD? nee dann denk ...
By: Pet444444. on 04 Nov 08, 19:08:04
LSD? nee dann denk ich dann kann ich wieder fleigen und spring ausm fenster XD

ey ert, wenn du ...
By: kirsche136. on 04 Nov 08, 18:53:22
ey ert, wenn du keine drogen verträgst sollste auch keine nehmen xD

I saw these guys in ...
By: Pinhead554. on 01 Nov 08, 22:44:07
I saw these guys in a bad deream I had after drinking a special coffee once!

vom dach springen.. ...
By: kamf12. on 29 Oct 08, 21:37:11
vom dach springen.... passiert ja oft :D

das dumme kind auf ...
By: Reneandler. on 17 Oct 08, 16:11:03
das dumme kind auf der wippe is geil!!!

cool vor allem das ...
By: Canerxxl. on 14 Oct 08, 17:08:58
cool vor allem das kind auf der wippe am anfang

creepy!!!
By: TheRhinoAutobot. on 11 Oct 08, 01:31:59
creepy!!!

ey bernie wo haste ...
By: CHPioneer. on 02 Oct 08, 22:09:47
ey bernie wo haste denn die lustigen zigaretten her? xD

man muss drogen ...
By: 1560129. on 08 Sep 08, 11:00:42
man muss drogen nehmen um zu überleben.

wtf
By: SuckMulePenis. on 02 Sep 08, 19:13:16
wtf

Ert ist an einer ...
By: abzocke. on 27 Aug 08, 18:05:44
Ert ist an einer überdosis gestorben! Hi Hi Hi............

einfach nur genial
By: pippimann1. on 27 Aug 08, 09:26:39
einfach nur genial

Hast du was Süsses?
By: ReyMysterio619theBes. on 22 Aug 08, 18:39:36
Hast du was Süsses?

x'D
By: Kadoffel. on 20 Aug 08, 15:34:34
x'D

shut up u bastard
By: havok1800. on 20 Aug 08, 12:46:23
shut up u bastard

wie gemein xD
By: Melahdina. on 20 Aug 08, 10:40:38
wie gemein xD

if by punch me in ...
By: dshowmaker. on 19 Aug 08, 18:41:31
if by punch me in the face you mean you would get on your lady-man knees and service my large american cock... i completely agree with you... you ARE a flaming homosexual... FAG !!!! =D your country fails

ur so gay, i'll ...
By: ytsignupssuck. on 19 Aug 08, 09:45:10
ur so gay, i'll punch u in da face cos da situation warrants it, fucking morron

he ert du hast doch ...
By: dergrell94. on 18 Aug 08, 10:53:14
he ert du hast doch noch hunger

kokain ? ne ich hab ...
By: jannefieke. on 02 Aug 08, 14:46:29
kokain ? ne ich hab gar keine nase...

oh my god... this ...
By: dshowmaker. on 27 Jul 08, 05:00:31
oh my god... this is a blatant rip-off of an american classic... fucking nazis...

hey ert wenn du ...
By: xavatarxfanx. on 19 Jul 08, 10:16:09
hey ert wenn du keine drogen verträgst solltest du keine nehmen xDD

Bernie und Ert - Popo Club
Posted by: Felixsge

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Bernie und Ert - Popo Club

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Doller noch doller
By: frakycris. on 30 Nov 08, 12:54:29
Doller noch doller

Das ist Geil :)
By: 19Ivan95. on 28 Nov 08, 21:10:43
Das ist Geil :)

Einfach gut HI HI ...
By: Marci11121974. on 28 Nov 08, 17:34:18
Einfach gut HI HI HI !!!

wie die aussehen zu ...
By: MrBojo. on 24 Nov 08, 16:51:35
wie die aussehen zu geil hahah...xDxD schon der name PoPo club

Intimpiercing hat ...
By: Mikey59192. on 23 Nov 08, 20:52:38
Intimpiercing hat sich enzündet, irgendwie kenne ich das^^ *rofl*

im arsch nen ...
By: DJGobbo. on 20 Nov 08, 20:14:46
im arsch nen kolbenmais :D:D beste!!

doch das ist live ...
By: cCcTurkishKizcCc. on 18 Nov 08, 08:12:52
doch das ist live einmal hat man die zuschauer gezeigt

nimm das du penner!!
By: cCcTurkishKizcCc. on 17 Nov 08, 20:43:17
nimm das du penner!!

lolsn !
By: H00Lii. on 17 Nov 08, 02:51:35
lolsn !

das zweitbeste
By: SimonDavidMarbach. on 15 Nov 08, 22:25:42
das zweitbeste

voll LOL
By: cyberbadboy200. on 15 Nov 08, 12:44:49
voll LOL

tja. so sind halt ...
By: meisterjosi. on 13 Nov 08, 14:18:49
tja. so sind halt die, die nur ficken im kopf haben;)schulische bildung ist meistens nicht ihre stärke ;)

das beste von allen
By: yatamaasta. on 12 Nov 08, 21:59:45
das beste von allen

muss ja net mit ...
By: Lordidude. on 03 Nov 08, 23:52:49
muss ja net mit allen gleichzeitig sein, sondern nur mit 2 von denen

schon mal was von ...
By: sykdae. on 02 Nov 08, 23:09:37
schon mal was von einspielen gehört du glaubst dich nicht ernsthaft dass die das live anschaun...

hehe voll lustig xDD
By: MissCocoChanel94. on 31 Oct 08, 17:35:53
hehe voll lustig xDD

<3 <3 <3 <3 <3
By: keimgirl. on 31 Oct 08, 13:22:34

ja das stimmt schon ...
By: Chunkielover94. on 29 Oct 08, 12:34:47
ja das stimmt schon i-wie xD ich find aba die sprüche immer am geilsten ne ^^

die ficken alles ...
By: gapkiller00. on 28 Oct 08, 17:17:49
die ficken alles was ein loch hat xD

ficken zu dritt? ...
By: Godown1337. on 25 Oct 08, 13:50:50
ficken zu dritt? mit karlos max und pit? aber wenn er mitmacht sinds doch 4^^

Die sind Bi-Sexuell ...
By: Chunkielover94. on 24 Oct 08, 20:15:17
Die sind Bi-Sexuell ^^

ich check die nicht ...
By: daSpacken. on 24 Oct 08, 20:01:58
ich check die nicht. Sind die jetzt Homo oder Hetero?

hört ihr diese ...
By: teigoboy11. on 04 Oct 08, 21:02:36
hört ihr diese leute die da lachen die schauen das live wär doch geil da bei zu sein! xD

das is voll geil !! ...
By: NervigerKeks. on 04 Oct 08, 17:58:54
das is voll geil !! ich steh auf den clip !!!! xD

okay oo
By: donis1256. on 04 Oct 08, 06:24:24
okay oo

Indiana State Police ERT Breach
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These are the members of the State of Indiana Emergency Rescue Team (ERT) a part of SWAT training to do a breach of an entryway. Alas they use just a little too much explosive and they get one hell of a surprise.

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FLAWLESS VICTORY
By: Endless604. on 30 Nov 08, 23:24:06
FLAWLESS VICTORY

lmao that's why you ...
By: mrchrismcintyre. on 28 Nov 08, 07:45:59
lmao that's why you train!

Hmmm..... I thought ...
By: joostvdz83. on 27 Nov 08, 13:22:51
Hmmm..... I thought we sent all our eurotrash to america and australia some centuries ago?

This is crazy, the ...
By: juniorsdream. on 26 Nov 08, 14:34:54
This is crazy, the team is practicing an explosive breach and some members aren't wearing helmets. Too much joking around and not serious enough. When the police call 911, they call SWAT. If this was a real mission there could have been deadly results.

...
By: gsxrmanchris04. on 22 Nov 08, 21:29:36
lololololololololololol

Espero no tener q ...
By: AdnWilliam. on 21 Nov 08, 15:55:19
Espero no tener q ser rescatado por estos xDDD FIJO ME VUELAN LA CABEZA POR DESCUIDO!!

haha what a comment ...
By: Squire19lUK. on 20 Nov 08, 22:32:21
haha what a comment m8 lol SWAT at there best blow the fucking building up that will clear it haha nar man SWAT are good and brave people but once gain what a comment m8 lmao lol

'You were only ...
By: airsoftgunrunner. on 20 Nov 08, 16:46:33
'You were only supposed the bloody doors off'

I agree. I'm sick ...
By: StickySeatbelt. on 15 Nov 08, 10:49:26
I agree. I'm sick and tired of everyone talking shit on America... I'm European myself, unfortunately.

Oh look, typical ...
By: pyrofi. on 14 Nov 08, 01:00:54
Oh look, typical stuck up Eurotrash that tries to find any excuse to rag on America because in the grand scheme of the entire world they aren't even close to being relevant. Keep trying, maybe one day it will matter or not whether someone can find your pissant little country on a map.

no need to go ...
By: co19crazynathanel. on 12 Nov 08, 17:31:55
no need to go racial man why cant he just be dum crook

FAIL
By: leedyj489. on 12 Nov 08, 01:41:08
FAIL

What was the point ...
By: davidlikehockey. on 09 Nov 08, 22:15:01
What was the point of this video again?

Because it was on a ...
By: Lesh007. on 08 Nov 08, 14:50:02
Because it was on a closet and there was ceiling tiles(false ceiling) the pressure went up and back towards the ERT blowing back their ceiling. If this was a normal room with more space this would not have happened. But still funny.

It's C2. It's less ...
By: DonQuixotec. on 06 Nov 08, 10:35:31
It's C2. It's less powerful. But what really blows my mind is, how they could have used too much. I think they are always the same amount in each pack.

wow...fail
By: LinW0724. on 06 Nov 08, 04:50:43
wow...fail

American Idiots
By: pawel1990pl. on 02 Nov 08, 21:41:45
American Idiots

LOL DAMN
By: cowboybry. on 02 Nov 08, 04:16:26
LOL DAMN

i bet your black ...
By: busted132. on 31 Oct 08, 22:22:05
i bet your black but dont worry your ass will be banged up soon

LOL are they taking ...
By: George21T. on 30 Oct 08, 09:08:24
LOL are they taking a building down lol just use a M 8 firecracker that work better haha.

Fucking gay ass ...
By: mgfurst. on 28 Oct 08, 07:15:40
Fucking gay ass cops sucking each others cocks...so homo

That was awesome
By: Tourniquetfive. on 27 Oct 08, 18:36:35
That was awesome

What the fuck did ...
By: yuna238. on 17 Oct 08, 09:52:34
What the fuck did they put on the door. No way that was a normal breaching charge. That is more like a C4 blowing some bank vaults.

WHAT?! What's that ...
By: FindlaySucks. on 15 Oct 08, 17:19:14
WHAT?! What's that ringing in my ears?! Yeah ,luagh now but when your in your late 30s early 40s you'll be remembering this and wondering if it had anything to do with being de... What?!

Hoppla :))))
By: TheGadler. on 04 Oct 08, 11:43:59
Hoppla :))))

Bernie und Ert:Mütze Glatze
Posted by: NightmareX

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Its a funny german clip from the friday night news

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bei "ich polier mir ...
By: hammerhi99. on 29 Nov 08, 08:19:35
bei "ich polier mir die fleischpeitsche" hab ich damals bei der erstausstrahlung das halbe haus zusammengelacht!^^ unvergessen... einfach nur geil *tränenwegwisch*

"Ich schneuz den ...
By: SimonDavidMarbach. on 26 Nov 08, 07:55:58
"Ich schneuz den Kasper" lol

Fleischpeitsche^^ ...
By: Mikey59192. on 23 Nov 08, 20:53:54
Fleischpeitsche^^ löl

du kochst dein ...
By: UseR17986. on 22 Nov 08, 18:58:19
du kochst dein eigenes süppchen^^*brüll*^^

das immer da hängt ...
By: Rokna01. on 15 Nov 08, 22:46:13
das immer da hängt XP

Welches? das, das ...
By: SimonDavidMarbach. on 15 Nov 08, 22:23:35
Welches? das, das immer da hängt oder das, das Grund für "Mütze Glatze" ist?

Das bild im ...
By: Rokna01. on 13 Nov 08, 21:44:38
Das bild im hintergrund xDDD

Cooles Video!!!
By: Moonlightfan555. on 02 Nov 08, 14:30:27
Cooles Video!!!

:-D
By: flag55fan. on 01 Nov 08, 21:14:06
:-D

das geht^^
By: Haselnussgamer. on 31 Oct 08, 17:57:34
das geht^^

mal gucken..... 0:32
By: Haselnussgamer. on 31 Oct 08, 17:57:18
mal gucken..... 0:32

das kommt ...
By: DrofLTD. on 30 Oct 08, 17:02:10
das kommt automatisch

ehmm... weiß ich ...
By: snowboardgirl9. on 28 Oct 08, 15:18:21
ehmm... weiß ich gar nich sry xD ich hab das ausvrsehen gemacht... =)

wie hastn du das ...
By: xXPornofranzKumpelXx. on 26 Oct 08, 22:39:52
wie hastn du das mit dem link und der zeit gemacht?

wie hastn du das ...
By: xXPornofranzKumpelXx. on 26 Oct 08, 22:25:23
wie hastn du das mit dem link und der zeit gemacht?

hahaha der wichst ...
By: snowboardgirl9. on 26 Oct 08, 14:44:19
hahaha der wichst sich ein und dann fässt er den mit der hand an bei 0:32 :PP

aaah ert und Bernie ...
By: masticina. on 20 Oct 08, 15:47:01
aaah ert und Bernie. Aber die Kinder, die Kinder?

ich erinnere mich ...
By: xemoxsXex. on 20 Oct 08, 03:37:27
ich erinnere mich dieses an XD ahahaha

ah du kochst dein ...
By: xXxXxBalrogxXxXx. on 15 Oct 08, 15:27:28
ah du kochst dein eigenes süppchen

Armer Ert, ER darf ...
By: Tropicatus. on 06 Oct 08, 01:51:17
Armer Ert, ER darf nicht wichsen: "IIIH! WICHSER!!" XDDD

ein extrem geiles ...
By: mijotan. on 03 Oct 08, 01:58:40
ein extrem geiles video

ROFL das is ...
By: keinkeks. on 24 Sep 08, 19:21:54
ROFL das is einfach zu geil xDDD

Du stehts ...
By: SpavnOvHel. on 10 Sep 08, 18:40:53
Du stehts quetschkomode.

ich schneutz den ...
By: inline77paede. on 01 Sep 08, 23:26:44
ich schneutz den kasper... ROFL 5* ;-)

Ernie Jacks off. ...
By: DrPhilMusic. on 23 Aug 08, 06:46:19
Ernie Jacks off. Thats all there is too it.

??? - Hyper ERT(?)
Posted by: tombus20032000

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??? - Hyper ERT(?)

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hao ke ai !!!
By: p0p0mama. on 25 Sep 08, 22:53:35
hao ke ai !!!

????@@||||
By: miyako44444. on 04 Aug 08, 16:00:38
????@@||||

omg...how cute!
By: jess168. on 01 Aug 08, 11:53:30
omg...how cute!

cute!!!!!!!
By: sodamei. on 05 Jul 08, 09:03:33
cute!!!!!!!

?cute ?? ?????
By: soseisuki. on 20 Jun 08, 08:21:25
?cute ?? ?????

I couldn't believe ...
By: lovelysunnykate. on 17 Jun 08, 09:32:46
I couldn't believe it!!!! WHAT THE HECK WHAT DID I JUST SAW

haha...???????????? ...
By: IyInG9008. on 15 Jun 08, 06:55:55
haha...???????????????

nightmare...
By: cecilia112293. on 08 Jun 08, 11:46:50
nightmare...

Khalil looks very ...
By: jola0411. on 04 May 08, 09:06:57
Khalil looks very different now =D thanks for sharing the clip

Omg???
By: X4ever1505. on 27 Apr 08, 08:36:08
Omg???

o_O hyper ERT!
By: najjems. on 18 Apr 08, 18:52:52
o_O hyper ERT!

khalil do look a ...
By: unseencolours. on 06 Apr 08, 13:05:56
khalil do look a lot different without his glasses on, still can't believe that he's done such a cute song, anyway, thanx for sharing ^^

?????????
By: yogurtrice. on 01 Apr 08, 07:45:29
?????????

?,??????!
By: irian1979. on 09 Mar 08, 10:59:08
?,??????!

that's sooooo cute! ...
By: sammikoo. on 09 Mar 08, 05:26:13
that's sooooo cute!!!i've never known he had such a cute mv!!

was he the host of ...
By: 10centwings. on 01 Mar 08, 03:31:48
was he the host of some kids' programme or something? if you haven't tagged him, i seriously wouldn't have recognised him. haha.

is that him? gosh. ...
By: yuhuixin. on 28 Feb 08, 15:57:45
is that him? gosh. haha.. so different!

khalil was very ...
By: daisybb0304. on 27 Feb 08, 13:45:37
khalil was very cute with long hair and without glasses, so as the song, good job.

HOW CUTE! xD
By: ERiCAxKUN. on 16 Feb 08, 02:59:30
HOW CUTE! xD

OMG! that was when ...
By: r215666f. on 20 Jan 08, 10:25:05
OMG! that was when he just got into the singing career...lolz!

soooooo long time ...
By: baochi12344. on 03 Jan 08, 01:25:49
soooooo long time agoXD when khalil had long hairXDDD anyway ,its a cute song(:

hahah. very cute. ...
By: sunnybabyface. on 31 Dec 07, 03:46:21
hahah. very cute. that was back when he had his long hair. thxx a lot for uploading

wow, kahlil looks ...
By: unseencolours. on 29 Dec 07, 19:06:39
wow, kahlil looks so cute in this video, it must be taken few years ago, thanks for sharing ^^

very childish=]
By: 237530068. on 29 Dec 07, 10:39:27
very childish=]

wow could barely ...
By: sport3888. on 28 Dec 07, 23:46:02
wow could barely recognize him. Was this befor he became a singer? He looks much better now though. I still wonder how he'd look like now without those glasses.

Bernie und Ert - Schwanger
Posted by: Hanneskitz

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Sesamstrassenverarsc hung

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Bernie und Ert 09 Karate
Posted by: Lessie1

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Bernie und Ert 09 Karate

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scary
By: spittingimage4005. on 20 Nov 08, 18:01:23
scary

lol!
By: H00Lii. on 17 Nov 08, 02:36:52
lol!

lol i dident ...
By: Incarseris. on 14 Nov 08, 02:43:32
lol i dident undesstansd a single word but still funny he killed ert lol

der arme!! immer ...
By: xXPornofranzKumpelXx. on 24 Oct 08, 23:09:27
der arme!! immer muss er dran glaubn!! aber bernie und erth rockt ^^

shut the fuck up! ...
By: MarcelloSanchez. on 19 Oct 08, 16:39:20
shut the fuck up! like being controlled? :) T

ha ha ha he broke ...
By: rayquaza900. on 11 Oct 08, 02:45:22
ha ha ha he broke his neck

Die geil :3 ...
By: Schunnah. on 07 Oct 08, 20:07:50
Die geil :3 Zucool :D:D

armer ert xDD
By: dosenravioli00. on 04 Oct 08, 06:40:27
armer ert xDD

guck mir mal in die ...
By: KLeineRaTTe27. on 29 Sep 08, 01:53:55
guck mir mal in die augen.. lol die ham doch nur 1 =D

sehr geil lol.... ...
By: Cookiefilms. on 24 Sep 08, 17:48:51
sehr geil lol.... vorallem die mukke im hintergrund XD

sooooooooooo geil : ...
By: gospk. on 15 Sep 08, 17:14:18
sooooooooooo geil :D:D

bernie is gott!!!
By: ronko55550000. on 15 Sep 08, 12:26:13
bernie is gott!!!

kararte is ...
By: Pataya346. on 19 Aug 08, 12:52:20
kararte is friedlich ach sag nit so was xD

I am sweet little ...
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drogen is ima noch ...
By: 97705. on 04 Aug 08, 14:40:38
drogen is ima noch des beste saubare arbeit

alter das kind am ...
By: Defcon666. on 24 Jul 08, 08:55:48
alter das kind am anfang auf der wippe... HAHAHAHA

Torrquerrone78 na ...
By: DerTeufel0707. on 13 Jul 08, 10:42:50
Torrquerrone78 na klar und seitdem ist ski ne afrikanische sportart xD. also ich denk mal du bist echt taub! es heisst friedlich und nicht friesisch!

yeah Karate!!!
By: loveryan4ever. on 06 Jul 08, 08:31:45
yeah Karate!!!

karate ist lustig
By: superbowlxliiwinners. on 05 Jul 08, 00:47:24
karate ist lustig

Superkomisch :) Hat ...
By: EzzieNL. on 26 May 08, 17:45:38
Superkomisch :) Hat jemand vielleicht für mich das Transkript dieses Filmchen? Dann kann ich es im Deutschunterricht verwenden, werden die Schüler ganz lustig finden!

Einer klemmen, ...
By: drecksack12345. on 16 May 08, 15:43:14
Einer klemmen, damit die Zähne im Arsch Klavier spielen, kennste dieses?

Mir auch ^^ ! ;)
By: achterbahnxpress. on 12 May 08, 17:03:38
Mir auch ^^ ! ;)

aber es heißt ...
By: Nonterastor. on 14 Apr 08, 19:08:19
aber es heißt friedlich...-.- oder hab ich da was falsch verstanden?^^

WILL ich verstehn
By: Torrquerrone78. on 26 Mar 08, 20:04:32
WILL ich verstehn

FRIEDLICHE nicht ...
By: furzniak. on 26 Mar 08, 14:20:47
FRIEDLICHE nicht FRIESISCHE.

For(r)est in the Des(s)ert
Posted by: portablefilmfestival

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www.portablefilmfest ival.com
A young boy searches for his alien-abducted brother Forrest. Cereal boxes and frog intestines hold the clues to Forrest's disappearance in this clever trip into the fantasy world of two siblings.

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whats the name of ...
By: chunkyjb. on 19 Oct 08, 06:55:28
whats the name of the song when he's riding his quad

yes, i can believe ...
By: andreand3cwae. on 09 May 08, 06:59:40
yes, i can believe in u, he'll do good works in the cinema! 'Quarantine' seems be good, remake from his movie thiss a excellent short!and this music 'alone again' too!

Fantastic!
By: skiaro. on 07 May 08, 01:57:48
Fantastic!

el tema de Lali ...
By: unvisionaryclip. on 01 Apr 08, 22:20:10
el tema de Lali Puna no aporta mucho...

vale, vale easy, ...
By: lostidproductions. on 18 Mar 08, 18:12:16
vale, vale easy, man! solo lo decía xq algunos estamos hartos de que solo se lleven cortos a festivales de su propia lengua, y para uno que abre mercado... easy, now! y si te falto no me faltes de vuelta

I don't need to ...
By: kuock. on 18 Mar 08, 16:48:29
I don't need to learn English son of a bitch!! I just would like to watch films spoken in Spanish as the USA people do with their own films. Te lo traduzco para que no te pierdas gilipollas: No necesito aprender inglés hijo de puta!! Sólo es que me gustaría ver las peliculas habladas en español, como los norteamericanos hacen con sus propias películas. No te aconsejo que vayas por el mundo insultando y faltando. Vas a estar muy solo.

I don't need to ...
By: kuock. on 18 Mar 08, 16:47:31
I don't need to learn English son of a bitch!! I just would like to watch films spoken in Spanish as the USA people do with their own films. Te lo traduzco para que no te pierdas gilipollas: No necesito aprender inglés hijo de puta!! Sólo es que me gustaría ver las peliculas habladas en español, como los norteamericanos hacen con sus propias películas. No te aconsejo que vayas por el mundo insultando y faltando. Vas a estar muy solo.

I don't need to ...
By: kuock. on 18 Mar 08, 16:37:20
I don't need to learn English son of a bitch!! I just would like to watch films spoken in Spanish as the USA people do with their own films. Te lo traduzco para que no te pierdas gilipollas: No necesito aprender inglés hijo de puta!! Sólo es que me gustaría ver las peliculas habladas en español, como los norteamericanos hacen con sus propias películas. No te aconsejo que vayas por el mundo insultando y faltando. Vas a estar muy solo.

I don't need to ...
By: kuock. on 18 Mar 08, 16:34:48
I don't need to learn English son of a bitch!! I just would like to watch films spoken in Spanish as the USA people do with their own films. Te lo traduzco para que no te pierdas gilipollas: No necesito aprender inglés hijo de puta!! Sólo es que me gustaría ver las peliculas habladas en español, como los norteamericanos hacen con sus propias películas. No te aconsejo que vayas por el mundo insultando y faltando. Vas a estar muy solo.

aprende ingles ...
By: lostidproductions. on 18 Mar 08, 14:02:57
aprende ingles idiota

This is the best ...
By: imhungry1123. on 18 Feb 08, 02:01:51
This is the best short in the history!!!!!! Luis Berdejo is a dazzling director and will have an amazing future!!!!

¿Pero esto es para ...
By: kuock. on 13 Dec 07, 17:09:05
¿Pero esto es para un festival en idioma español?

Bernie und Ert 02 Aufräumen
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hehe bernie hat ja ...
By: cCcTurkishKizcCc. on 23 Nov 08, 17:53:38
hehe bernie hat ja echt viel zum aufräumen haha geil XD

we1
By: zemlay. on 22 Aug 08, 16:48:15
we1

No idea x)
By: LittleUFreak. on 11 Jul 08, 20:01:34
No idea x)

I can`t think of ...
By: Philipp12345689. on 11 Jul 08, 15:09:22
I can`t think of anything interesting at the moment ... What exactly do you mean by funny things ?

Good point x) Any ...
By: LittleUFreak. on 06 Jul 08, 21:41:09
Good point x) Any funny things to share? 'Cause in Norway there's only boring arguments x)

These arguments ...
By: Philipp12345689. on 01 Jul 08, 12:01:02
These arguments between americans and germans are kinda hilarious. As long as i`m not involved ...

Hm..=) It doesn't ...
By: LittleUFreak. on 28 Jun 08, 14:27:25
Hm..=) It doesn't really sounds international or something^^ Thought you were from America, but found out for a while ago the you were from Germany, no wonder why your German is better than mine x)

In Germany they do. ...
By: Philipp12345689. on 28 Jun 08, 13:47:51
In Germany they do. But only in Germany, as far as I know. I`m one of the few guys who doesn`t use it ...

No, I'm from Norway ...
By: LittleUFreak. on 23 Jun 08, 13:32:01
No, I'm from Norway^^ And there's no need to translate, just didn't know you could call an American for amis =/

Well, so i better ...
By: Philipp12345689. on 23 Jun 08, 13:22:34
Well, so i better won`t translate what this guy wrote. Are you actually american ?

Oh=) I think your ...
By: LittleUFreak. on 20 Jun 08, 15:57:29
Oh=) I think your German is better than mine xD

Ah, sorry, dude, I ...
By: Philipp12345689. on 20 Jun 08, 15:19:17
Ah, sorry, dude, I don`t mean the video, I just mean following german sentence : Die dummen amis tun mir leid die das nicht verstehn. Bernie and Ert are awesome - I agree, but I simply can`t stand such stupid comments.

Where the hell to ...
By: LittleUFreak. on 15 Jun 08, 07:47:18
Where the hell to you get the insulting americans from? Just because it's funny, doesn't mean you should ruing it!

bernie und ert ...
By: BloodFalcon17. on 10 Jun 08, 19:07:31
bernie und ert rocks shut up!xDxD boah watt ein englischxD

Hey ! Stop ...
By: Philipp12345689. on 03 Jun 08, 16:19:48
Hey ! Stop insulting americans ! If you haven`t realized yet, YouTube is american (or english ...), too !

Räum doch zuerst ...
By: Wolfsblut08. on 22 Feb 08, 04:46:21
Räum doch zuerst die sachen weg, die du mir heute abend in den Arsh schieben willst: Den Vibrator, die Whiskeyflasche, das Feuerwehrauto und die Ukulele XD Einfach Lustig xD

Verfickter Spießer ...
By: Wolfsblut08. on 05 Jan 08, 02:24:06
Verfickter Spießer !!! xDD so Geil xD

LOOOOOOL!!! Ich ...
By: Bugbutch12. on 25 Oct 07, 15:08:40
LOOOOOOL!!! Ich liebe diese zwei schwuchteln!!!:)

DONT READ THIS!! if ...
By: Krypt000n. on 03 May 07, 17:44:22
DONT READ THIS!! if you don't paste this to other 10 videos your mom will die within 4 hours... copy and paste this to 10 videos or your mum will die within the next 4 hours.//.*

Bernie is trying to ...
By: leszken. on 23 Jan 07, 22:21:25
Bernie is trying to systematise his cleaning. At first he wants to put away everything that needs battery. The nest things are things that wibrates. Ert asks him to leave everything that was stick in his ass in the morning, so Bernie haven't put away anything.

lol du bist ja nett ...
By: ThaNotorious45. on 31 Oct 06, 11:20:48
lol du bist ja nett xD

hihi, die ...
By: guntruckfahrer. on 25 Oct 06, 22:15:52
hihi, die sesamstraße ist so fürn arsch, aber bernie und ert sind sowat von geil. Die dummen amis tun mir leid die das nicht verstehn.

I don't have a clue ...
By: MarioMurderer91. on 23 Aug 06, 07:22:27
I don't have a clue of what they are saying but WTF LMFAO

Oh... its funny! ...
By: bernika89. on 20 Aug 06, 20:53:45
Oh... its funny! Really!!!!

kourites maleviziotis cretan dance ert skoulas skordalos
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kourites maleviziotis cretan dance ert skoulas skordalos

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Berni und Ert - Rasieren
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Berni und Ert,the German gay version of de Dutch
Bert en Ernie(16+),created by RTL NewMedia GmbH.
Look,lauch and enjoy...... !!!
In this episode Berni und Ert talk about shaving...;-)(1:22mi n 2002)

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'STA AKRA" ERT
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Christos Rafalides was a guest at
the very well known show in Greece
called "sta akra"

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Bernie und Ert 05 Einkaufen
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Bernie und Ert 05 Einkaufen

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warum denn nich? du ...
By: MrBurndt. on 01 Dec 08, 21:33:32
warum denn nich? du warst doch eben noch scharf wie ne läufige hündin xD

die haben keine ...
By: Chriso014. on 15 Nov 08, 19:01:41
die haben keine weil die Puppen sind.

Falscher Titel, ...
By: Behemoth8. on 14 Nov 08, 18:13:54
Falscher Titel, trotzdem geil 5*

soo geiil...
By: Schere33433. on 13 Nov 08, 15:18:31
soo geiil...

wo sind ihre zungen ...
By: anokinhaxxx. on 30 Oct 08, 16:57:44
wo sind ihre zungen??? :D

:D Zugeil x] Nur ...
By: Schunnah. on 07 Oct 08, 19:45:38
:D Zugeil x] Nur die Folge heißt Küssen net einkaufen :D

einkaufen ??? ...
By: Bart878. on 07 Sep 08, 09:28:34
einkaufen ??? Küssen würde besser passen :D

einkaufen? ^^
By: schlauefuus. on 17 Aug 08, 22:16:19
einkaufen? ^^

OMG
By: Nienburg11. on 25 Jul 08, 19:38:34
OMG

OMG
By: Nienburg11. on 25 Jul 08, 19:38:04
OMG

ein gefrorenen XD
By: Nienburg11. on 25 Jul 08, 19:05:33
ein gefrorenen XD

lol! einkaufen??
By: Heckekind. on 04 Jul 08, 10:45:08
lol! einkaufen??

lol
By: Maangone. on 29 Jun 08, 14:16:01
lol

ich hätte mit ...
By: andi300567. on 15 Jun 08, 22:26:36
ich hätte mit meinem ständer nen acker pflügen können .....lol

einkaufen????
By: lukk808. on 07 Jun 08, 08:53:39
einkaufen????

hää warum einkaufen ...
By: dosenravioli00. on 05 Jun 08, 17:43:14
hää warum einkaufen??

was hat das denn ...
By: Sch0k0prinz3n. on 01 Jun 08, 13:13:05
was hat das denn mit einkaufen zu tun

die sin so wild
By: stylacase1. on 18 May 08, 00:38:08
die sin so wild

gay
By: jokester1111. on 13 Apr 08, 01:32:14
gay

Bernie und Ert sind ...
By: Anna181989. on 10 Apr 08, 15:16:58
Bernie und Ert sind sau cool!!!

FICKEN
By: cocopupsiq. on 13 Mar 08, 17:55:53
FICKEN

lol xD
By: Schokolade1567. on 05 Feb 08, 09:04:15
lol xD

deze filmpjes ownen ...
By: donhulzen. on 31 Jan 08, 21:02:33
deze filmpjes ownen uberhard :D

Sogar di klein ...
By: spielkind93. on 18 Jan 08, 14:50:35
Sogar di klein kinder lachn

das geknutsche is ...
By: MONImozi. on 25 Dec 07, 19:17:38
das geknutsche is ja beinahe abartig abr LOL!!

csik zenekar senki nem ert semmit
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csik zenekar senki nem ert semmit

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igen, ez egy ...
By: ibikakonyi. on 26 Sep 08, 21:26:24
igen, ez egy feldolgozás...amerikai "sirató dal" elvileg, ha jól értettem a koncerten. nekem jobban tetszik, mint az eredeti.

St. James Infirmary ...
By: gabithemagyar. on 13 Sep 08, 18:40:23
St. James Infirmary dallama - csak a szövege sokkal vígabb mint az eredeti Amerikai ami inkább hasonlít mondjuk bús magyar nóta szövegre (csak angolul persze :-)) Szép feldolgozás !

Nezzetek meg ezt: ...
By: melenik86. on 07 Sep 08, 21:35:39
Nezzetek meg ezt: Betty Boop Minnie the Moocher! Az elejen a dallam nagyon hasonlit ehhez. (kisertetiesen) Az is nagyon jo zene!

nagyon tetszik (:
By: drjanna. on 25 Aug 08, 10:13:29
nagyon tetszik (:

ezt eltalálták:))) ...
By: taslinkov. on 21 Aug 08, 08:39:13
ezt eltalálták:))) nagyon jóó

a csík zenekar úgy ...
By: zsakmanyallat. on 16 Aug 08, 20:06:56
a csík zenekar úgy ahogy van, tökéletes, lovasi meg nagyon tud szöveget írni. ennyi.:D

Hála az égnek, van ...
By: kiraur. on 12 Aug 08, 13:30:44
Hála az égnek, van élet a kereskedelmi rádiókon-tv-ken túl is, de még milyen.

er?ssen jóóóó
By: cecicsapat. on 29 May 08, 14:41:41
er?ssen jóóóó

erossen jóó
By: cecicsapat. on 29 May 08, 14:40:25
erossen jóó

nagyon jo, szeretem
By: matyilaci. on 29 Mar 08, 11:10:25
nagyon jo, szeretem

Pél....dáááááá..... ...
By: Whyolin. on 17 Mar 08, 21:15:20
Pél....dáááááá.......ul engem.... :-D

hol lehet megvenni? ...
By: gszavai. on 07 Feb 08, 14:49:12
hol lehet megvenni? cd/dvd

szabó Attila nem ...
By: chastorp. on 02 Feb 08, 21:33:48
szabó Attila nem hogy utánozhatatlanul mesterien hegedül, de gitározni is tud :)

nagyon jó ;)
By: jogasgyerek. on 26 Jan 08, 11:47:32
nagyon jó ;)

Saint James's ...
By: hajdul. on 22 Jan 08, 21:29:41
Saint James's Infirmiary.

CSATLAKOZOM...
By: dalmi84. on 21 Jan 08, 17:54:20
CSATLAKOZOM...

futkos a hideg a ...
By: hunyadvary. on 15 Nov 07, 10:00:31
futkos a hideg a hátamon asszem ez a legjobb kifejezéseszköz :D

mert "senki nem ert ...
By: leves30. on 09 Nov 07, 01:32:30
mert "senki nem ert semmit"

miért nézik eztet ...
By: utangyartott. on 08 Nov 07, 21:14:38
miért nézik eztet olyan kevesen?... :S pedig nagyon jó... le a kalappal!!!

Bernie und Ert 00 Vanillepudding
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Bernie und Ert 00 Vanillepudding

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Another stupid ...
By: perconline. on 27 Nov 08, 17:59:22
Another stupid comment from an american fool. You always have to refer to god because your own thinking can't supply your judgment right? I'll make it your way so you may understand it... God bless your brain so it grows up a little bit. Ever heard about humor? Ansonnsten super video, ich kriege das Lachen hier ^^

i swear to god, ...
By: AkitoJr. on 26 Nov 08, 01:08:01
i swear to god, German people are truly FUCKED UP!!! god bless america

ich werd hier noch ...
By: Rokna01. on 14 Nov 08, 13:49:56
ich werd hier noch bekloppt xD

Jemand der besser ...
By: Evi1M4chine. on 08 Nov 08, 18:02:35
Jemand der besser Deutsch konnte als du... und mehr Humor hat! :P

homo
By: thommelorus. on 08 Nov 08, 12:59:40
homo

W(H)ISKY
By: jonastr888. on 02 Oct 08, 15:36:07
W(H)ISKY

wer hast das den ...
By: seebats89. on 20 Sep 08, 10:50:08
wer hast das den ausgeknuckelt?? das ist ja wiederlich.... XD

wie geil :)
By: sojabohne33. on 20 Jul 08, 16:19:37
wie geil :)

oh mann :D ^^ so ...
By: laurienche. on 08 Jul 08, 13:21:51
oh mann :D ^^ so dumm

I hate Ernie and ...
By: Philipp12345689. on 03 Jun 08, 16:10:08
I hate Ernie and Bert, but Bernie and Ert is awesome !

lustisch
By: DasDepp. on 27 May 08, 18:47:07
lustisch

Perwers aba lol!
By: Ebassgirl1. on 24 May 08, 11:00:45
Perwers aba lol!

Enfach nua sau geil
By: 15mausis30. on 01 May 08, 19:17:34
Enfach nua sau geil

voll lustig und ...
By: akosfreak. on 29 Apr 08, 14:51:01
voll lustig und auch ein bischen wiederlich

alle schreiben ...
By: ingolf1995. on 05 Apr 08, 16:06:50
alle schreiben whisky ohne h aber es wird mit h geschrieben

Was is los Bernie? ...
By: NirvanaGirl1992. on 24 Mar 08, 22:38:19
Was is los Bernie? Du zitterst ja!! Das liegt daran das ich heute noch keinen Wisky getrunken habe!!! Echt zu geil!!

uhhhh...wut?! This ...
By: demoxraid. on 20 Mar 08, 01:18:08
uhhhh...wut?! This ruins bert and ernie for me

Freitag Nacht News ...
By: Garythehero1994. on 10 Mar 08, 19:55:10
Freitag Nacht News machen einfach Hammergeile Verarschungen! Lade mir gerade alle Bernie und Erts auf den iPod sind einfach geil

ejakulat = wichse
By: ramm69stein. on 25 Jan 08, 19:43:08
ejakulat = wichse

mit dem elacu-was?^^
By: deutschchiller. on 12 Jan 08, 20:06:14
mit dem elacu-was?^^

hhmmm, meine ...
By: olmaBLN. on 29 Dec 07, 02:44:55
hhmmm, meine Leibspeise!!! ( Welch salziger Vanillepudding )

hahaha, super geil ...
By: Breimer22. on 07 Nov 07, 11:26:30
hahaha, super geil klasse !

Is das geil :D
By: HeXaNoL. on 19 Aug 07, 11:26:29
Is das geil :D

Haha, schade Ert :D
By: Foundlilly11. on 18 Aug 07, 14:26:31
Haha, schade Ert :D

Ich werd' noch ...
By: remster. on 02 Aug 07, 00:17:29
Ich werd' noch bekloppt!

Bernie und Ert - Ruhe Bitte!
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Ert will seine Ruhe haben, doch Bernie macht ihm einen Strich durch die Rechnung...

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Achne Rammstein,und ...
By: Gotchiii. on 27 Nov 08, 19:38:37
Achne Rammstein,und welches Lied ihr noobs? :P

Rammstein!!!
By: werry13. on 29 Oct 08, 20:54:51
Rammstein!!!

...
By: PICONJO19. on 03 Oct 08, 09:16:53
xDllololoollloooloolooolll

rammstein!!!!!!!!!! ...
By: Delcoshund. on 29 Aug 08, 14:26:41
rammstein!!!!!!!!!! xD

Rammstein :D!
By: Paraboefje. on 27 Aug 08, 16:57:31
Rammstein :D!

0:55 =D
By: 92iceman92. on 14 Aug 08, 11:19:46
0:55 =D

tüllich xD da ...
By: FleXshoT. on 11 Aug 08, 07:49:48
tüllich xD da klopft er ihim so auf die schulter :D:D

mit der stimme ...
By: jannefieke. on 03 Aug 08, 15:19:54
mit der stimme kannst du in deutschland immer noch superstar werden...

lol ich kenne schon ...
By: johngiga76. on 19 Jul 08, 11:56:04
lol ich kenne schon alle sachen davon lol

ich liebe es, wie ...
By: qwertzsdfg. on 11 Jul 08, 18:37:11
ich liebe es, wie bernie "you" bei 0:16 singt xDDDDDDD

lol das is ...
By: Kitebug. on 07 Jul 08, 12:47:47
lol das is garnichts :D

auf jeeeeden fall ...
By: chip853. on 14 Jun 08, 21:11:25
auf jeeeeden fall flexie;) *hmhmhm* *buff* *ding*

1:33 :)
By: FleXshoT. on 13 Jun 08, 22:07:21
1:33 :)

omq amer ert!!! xD
By: dosenravioli00. on 05 Jun 08, 15:55:21
omq amer ert!!! xD

Ich wurde beim Bier ...
By: idzd22. on 26 May 08, 15:00:08
Ich wurde beim Bier Holen vom lkW überfahren ;DD

vom lkw überfahn ...
By: kathodenstrahl45. on 13 May 08, 18:13:28
vom lkw überfahn lol XD

oohh wie geemmeiiinn
By: ganxtagirl1988. on 30 Apr 08, 12:32:45
oohh wie geemmeiiinn

oohh wie gemeiiinnn!
By: ganxtagirl1988. on 30 Apr 08, 12:31:52
oohh wie gemeiiinnn!

echt lol:-)
By: HOSENSCHEISERFRED. on 07 Apr 08, 16:20:42
echt lol:-)

geil^^
By: xDSmokey. on 29 Mar 08, 20:23:36
geil^^

RAMMSTEIN. . . ...
By: riro262626. on 28 Mar 08, 14:57:57
RAMMSTEIN. . . Geeeeeeeeil:D

Jepp!
By: DerBramscher. on 26 Mar 08, 21:32:44
Jepp!

Asche zu asche. =P ...
By: furzniak. on 25 Mar 08, 10:18:58
Asche zu asche. =P Yeah, das rockt. ^^

ja dachte ich auch
By: AlcoLOLic. on 10 Mar 08, 23:21:48
ja dachte ich auch

lustig!!
By: crazykuschelpuschel. on 24 Feb 08, 16:08:56
lustig!!

Berni und Ert - Drogen
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Das etwas andere Leben von Berni und Ert.

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Hyper ERT (?????????? ????)
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?????????? ???? - Hyper ERT

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Bernie und Ert (large)
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4 Bernie und Ert Vidieos

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Bernie und Ert Geisel
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Bernie und Ert Geisel

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