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Cadbury's Gorilla Advert Aug 31st 2007
Posted by: macegrove

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Cadburys 2007 advert featuring Gorilla / Ape. Watch as the Gorilla feels the air. See the expressions as the Gorilla prepares for the moment and watch as it bursts into life. This is classic. If you would like to download unto your computer or file let me know.
Cadbury commercial advert gorilla ape 2007

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racist cunt
By: sTreek90. on 23 Nov 08, 00:00:39
racist cunt

Sorry...But is this ...
By: Lyonser1. on 22 Nov 08, 23:54:12
Sorry...But is this a real black guy or a digitally enhanced black guy....thanks...

i dunno y but i ...
By: hfranklin96. on 22 Nov 08, 22:26:47
i dunno y but i used to go crazy and hyper over this advert .... :S

lol
By: kaden0077. on 22 Nov 08, 18:05:39
lol

how can i download ...
By: goonermad2. on 22 Nov 08, 16:46:02
how can i download this pls

i did an animated ...
By: stampylongnose. on 22 Nov 08, 16:15:06
i did an animated remake of this video. if yuo wanted to check it out then its the top video on my channel. cheers

its not a real ...
By: lilmissy292. on 22 Nov 08, 15:36:32
its not a real gorilla, it a man in a suit, u can tell because at 1:00 u can c a earpiece in the mans ear. its supposed 2 look real but there is no way on this earth that a gorilla can play the drums like that.

You don't have to ...
By: vkrproduction. on 22 Nov 08, 13:43:26
You don't have to directly show a product to advertise it. Just look at all of the views this video has had and the over 6,000 ratings with 5star. I think that shows Cadburys have done their job!

Well said!
By: tupello9. on 22 Nov 08, 11:25:50
Well said!

well... where do i ...
By: BillyW235. on 22 Nov 08, 03:06:54
well... where do i start? this comercial lacks to tell anything about the prodict lol like a gorilla playing the drums... creative kadbury lol but then agian its making us talk about it which means its working so...

This may be the ...
By: Basomic. on 21 Nov 08, 22:40:32
This may be the pinnacle of commercials.

how do i download it
By: kieranblacker. on 21 Nov 08, 22:03:01
how do i download it

he listin 2 an ipod ...
By: tymaster2k7. on 21 Nov 08, 20:46:38
he listin 2 an ipod in 1:01 i think

lmfao do u really ...
By: tymaster2k7. on 21 Nov 08, 20:43:48
lmfao do u really think they would teach a real gorrila that :L its gt 2 be very gd :L

IT'S A SUIT
By: LookOUTslayerPS3. on 21 Nov 08, 20:00:53
IT'S A SUIT

get what ?
By: LookOUTslayerPS3. on 21 Nov 08, 20:00:34
get what ?

how did they teach ...
By: cash2905. on 21 Nov 08, 19:41:29
how did they teach the gorilla to play the drums?

oo it has a lot to ...
By: doyourealycry1. on 21 Nov 08, 14:50:41
oo it has a lot to do with chocolate. Advertising is about a lot of things. this ad is all about how good the chocolate is. The gorilla do enhance the feeling of passion and all the emotions cadbury brings us. The lyrics of the songs are not innocent either

PLEASE DONT READ ...
By: 6Monkey6Man6. on 21 Nov 08, 07:34:00
PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6? AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKs

I don't think you ...
By: DRUMMERM4N. on 20 Nov 08, 16:06:40
I don't think you are...like the new one with the airport races...it has nothing to do with the chocolate, but it makes people wonder what it is advertising...and as you can see from the views, the advertising is clearly working :oP

I still dont get itt
By: wcEaglesFan4Lyfe. on 20 Nov 08, 13:30:02
I still dont get itt

hey, i did an ...
By: stampylongnose. on 20 Nov 08, 12:15:19
hey, i did an animated version of this advert for a college project. its my top video if you wanted to check it out

Its not what you'd ...
By: Andy20799. on 20 Nov 08, 01:46:48
Its not what you'd usually get for a chocolate advert, its err unique, a gorilla playing on the drums is nothing to do with chocolate only with the saying "Aglass and a half full of joy"

why does everyone ...
By: flyingcolours92. on 19 Nov 08, 21:39:08
why does everyone talk about obama? shut the feck up. awesome advert though. i love the gorilla i just wanna hug him. phil collins went to number one with "in the air tonight" as this ad came out! pretty darn crazy

i was quoting
By: piranhamatt3. on 19 Nov 08, 21:29:49
i was quoting

Gorilla vs. Gorilla
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Two huge male gorillas square off in the wild in a test of dominance. Which will emerge victorious?

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Wow they are very ...
By: fierced1989. on 23 Nov 08, 00:31:38
Wow they are very similar to us, how they walk and stuff

that was all done ...
By: prosteelheader. on 22 Nov 08, 05:54:25
that was all done with clever editing. look closely at the grass in the "new comer" shots. then compare it to the grass in the dominant male shots. its very different. for all we know the two apes could have been in different fields!

This video of the ...
By: gambitx4000. on 22 Nov 08, 01:03:42
This video of the New York Knicks at their training facility was brought to you by TOYOTA!! and by the NBA where fights happen.

omg!!!!!!!!!!the ...
By: BruisedBrains. on 21 Nov 08, 21:53:43
omg!!!!!!!!!!the gorrilla at :48 -:55 looks like brock lesnar

I still think some ...
By: mobius2012. on 21 Nov 08, 02:03:23
I still think some Asian ppl look like monkeys. But then again so does my neighbour Dale and he's white!

nope.... my mom ...
By: ManuelFontan. on 21 Nov 08, 00:05:33
nope.... my mom doesnt fuck apes..... there too hideous and ugly.... sorry nigger.

too bad ur mum ...
By: denn3den. on 20 Nov 08, 22:40:50
too bad ur mum fucked one then

"ELQUITO12" what ...
By: denn3den. on 20 Nov 08, 22:40:23
"ELQUITO12" what did you get out of that comment ? prick

haha. what was that ...
By: travisbavisss. on 20 Nov 08, 12:54:17
haha. what was that...a Pose-Off? lol

LOL
By: surfy8. on 20 Nov 08, 09:56:18
LOL

lol:) thats the ...
By: ManuelFontan. on 20 Nov 08, 05:31:09
lol:) thats the best thing i've heard all day..... big lips big asses big mouths definetly description of a black man.

Yeah your trying to ...
By: omgnomorebutter. on 20 Nov 08, 01:36:02
Yeah your trying to hard to be funny...

haahahahahah BET
By: CanadianAlbo. on 19 Nov 08, 23:42:12
haahahahahah BET

ohh wow it's so ...
By: ELQUITO12. on 19 Nov 08, 22:52:41
ohh wow it's so nice watching how black people live.

hey wtf calm down ...
By: ELQUITO12. on 19 Nov 08, 22:50:22
hey wtf calm down guys. black people shouldn't fight their own race.

the other gorilla ...
By: zacmagner. on 19 Nov 08, 13:03:45
the other gorilla was too scared??? well i don't think u will ever match a silverback, u would pussy out, so would all of us, a silverback, would tear u to shreds mate

I'd like to see ...
By: jsdhesmith5. on 18 Nov 08, 05:57:16
I'd like to see Bruce Lee fight this fuckin Ape! LOL,but really people say MA can take anything, nature is so much quicker..

Watch my video in ...
By: QuannieBoy. on 18 Nov 08, 03:51:10
Watch my video in the video response!

featuring BET LMFAO
By: hadies16. on 18 Nov 08, 03:47:15
featuring BET LMFAO

that aint fighting ...
By: neeny96. on 18 Nov 08, 01:05:06
that aint fighting the other gorilla was to scared to fight the pussy

Mike Tyson vs ...
By: DrFlippin. on 17 Nov 08, 22:26:22
Mike Tyson vs Riddick Bowe

Oh I didn't know ...
By: NOTCUTOUT. on 17 Nov 08, 18:07:24
Oh I didn't know YouTube features BET.

Some showdown.
By: cognomenalpha. on 17 Nov 08, 14:29:13
Some showdown.

The Gorilla that ...
By: maze6909. on 17 Nov 08, 01:50:36
The Gorilla that ran away is a little bitch ass nigga

kieran2492, these ...
By: porbello9. on 16 Nov 08, 20:43:40
kieran2492, these animals are amazing, tear ups are very rare, maybe u better off watching some boxing/wrestling vids, rather than nature vids

Gorilla Charge
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A terrified group of scientists gets charged by a family of wild gorillas.
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The irony of an ...
By: PCoderch. on 21 Nov 08, 07:06:51
The irony of an utter IMBECILE such as yourself calling me dense. Not only are you stupid beyond belief, you are also proud and won't admit that you're wrong. Listen to me, son: no Human Being has ever lifted over 6,000 lbs. Ever. It is impossible from a phyiogical perspective. I have all edtions of the Guiness going back to 1965, so I know that you are lying through your teeth. The record for the Olympic lift is 540 kilograms, or roughly 1,100 lbs.

My God, are you ...
By: KarateCop. on 21 Nov 08, 04:24:16
My God, are you dense. I reversed it: He backlifted 6,270 pounds and deadlifted 1,260. It's in the friggin' Guinness. He was a tremendously religious man who was obviously given a gift, yet he suffered in pain constantly (and didn't complain, either). It's very easy to reasearch. Just because you don't believe it doesn't make it untrue. Anybody who wants to look into it, by all means, it's all well documented. He was the strongest man in recorded history.

No, he didn't ...
By: PCoderch. on 20 Nov 08, 18:51:23
No, he didn't dumbass! Those "facts" are wrong. Period. No Human has ever deadlifted 6,000+ pounds, I assure you. I am a competitive bodybuilder and I have several powerlifter friends and I can tell you that you are wrong without a shadow of a doubt. The World record in the deadlift is 960 lbs by Ed Coan. that is almost ten times less than what you are claiming. Don't throw around these ridiculous numbers because it only shows your ignorance.

Google: Paul ...
By: KarateCop. on 20 Nov 08, 14:50:44
Google: Paul Anderson strongest man Click the second link you see. He deadlifted 6,270 pounds and squatted 1206. It's in the Guinness Book of World Records. Next time do your research before telling other people to "get a life."

No, he couldn't. ...
By: PCoderch. on 20 Nov 08, 10:11:31
No, he couldn't. 600 lbs maybe, but 6,000 is impossible for the cross sectional area of Humans muscles, and even if he could, this weight would immediately snap his spine like a twig. If you think that any Human comes close to even a female gorilla toddler, I strongly recommend you get a life.

LOLLL
By: dafreshmen. on 20 Nov 08, 00:38:43
LOLLL

Paul Anderson, now ...
By: KarateCop. on 19 Nov 08, 14:18:22
Paul Anderson, now deceased, was the world's strongest man. He could life over 6,000 lbs on his back, among other astonding feats. I bet he could match a gorilla.

The gorilla's upper ...
By: sir62092. on 18 Nov 08, 04:27:24
The gorilla's upper body strength is estimated by biologists to be 10-20 times that of a human.

i think thats the ...
By: underoath115. on 12 Nov 08, 18:38:59
i think thats the normal monkey...gorilla much stronger

lol i would pay 300 ...
By: Esco. on 28 Oct 08, 10:16:21
lol i would pay 300$ to fight a gorilla...lmao only because i know he would smash you to death with one punch(a gorillas punch is ten times stronger then a humans)i

the gorilla is like ...
By: pussylicker24. on 12 Oct 08, 01:12:32
the gorilla is like listen PPL i know who you are you guys killed my cuzin and made a car seat out of him you either get the fuck out now or get mauled pick one and make it snappy i got the misses waitin for some silverback lovin..

i like to fight ...
By: infinitumpatata. on 11 Oct 08, 10:54:34
i like to fight with gorillas

Wow you are very ...
By: wooshieenr. on 03 Oct 08, 19:54:20
Wow you are very unpleasant

hahah
By: Steve19891. on 28 Sep 08, 19:33:36
hahah

they are crazy
By: mike171183. on 25 Sep 08, 11:51:04
they are crazy

Nice one PokerPlum! ...
By: manxie777. on 23 Sep 08, 19:12:20
Nice one PokerPlum!!!

gorilla can lift 3 ...
By: kiba1020. on 22 Sep 08, 18:19:56
gorilla can lift 3 times its weight so thats around 900 to 1000 pounds

stfu nigger
By: JReyes123. on 22 Sep 08, 05:26:37
stfu nigger

Since you're ...
By: PokerPlum. on 22 Sep 08, 00:21:27
Since you're handing out compliments, the Gorilla could probably spell better than you.

lol hes the leader
By: kigger622. on 20 Sep 08, 13:34:44
lol hes the leader

sexual chocolate!
By: kibbleznblitz. on 20 Sep 08, 08:33:03
sexual chocolate!

hahaha well put!
By: Selections88. on 20 Sep 08, 07:21:39
hahaha well put!

that nigga looks ...
By: JReyes123. on 19 Sep 08, 10:34:14
that nigga looks jhust like the gorrila

Did i see Mark ...
By: ALTRIX1. on 17 Sep 08, 09:50:36
Did i see Mark Henry with those Gorillas?

a gorilla can lose ...
By: itachiyates. on 15 Sep 08, 20:22:13
a gorilla can lose to cats with strong bites but if a he gets both hands on them good its over.

Gorilla Attack
Posted by: yap1985

Video duration: 100 seconds
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Gorilla Attack

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u guys are homos
By: nickc1322. on 22 Nov 08, 08:01:07
u guys are homos

seriously. if ...
By: sverdslynger. on 20 Nov 08, 14:42:38
seriously. if someone pulled that joke on me i would really attack them!

i kno that was ...
By: cosmicGOON. on 20 Nov 08, 01:43:12
i kno that was funny lol

lol well i figured ...
By: andrew1313. on 20 Nov 08, 01:30:15
lol well i figured that :P

lol then you should ...
By: Michkuty. on 19 Nov 08, 23:30:51
lol then you should know that animals dont walk back-to-the-wall :D

naw. why do ya ask?
By: andrew1313. on 19 Nov 08, 22:48:05
naw. why do ya ask?

lmao xD ur from big ...
By: Michkuty. on 19 Nov 08, 22:37:29
lmao xD ur from big city right?:D

lol? i thought it ...
By: andrew1313. on 19 Nov 08, 22:05:43
lol? i thought it looked real...

woah calm down ...
By: L1VE0RD1E. on 19 Nov 08, 04:49:36
woah calm down there tiger

hahahah =]
By: headknockinhoney. on 19 Nov 08, 03:52:47
hahahah =]

OMG! That was funny ...
By: elohimeliseo. on 17 Nov 08, 21:23:03
OMG! That was funny! Thanks! Made my day!

best i ever seen
By: RF111730. on 15 Nov 08, 22:10:11
best i ever seen

HAHA BEST JOKE EVER
By: 00St3f4n00. on 14 Nov 08, 19:02:28
HAHA BEST JOKE EVER

roflmao? they ...
By: Michkuty. on 14 Nov 08, 17:31:58
roflmao? they actually bought that? the movements of that 'gorilla' look so fake ;o people can be dumb-.-

They should be ...
By: Coribec. on 13 Nov 08, 12:50:27
They should be scared. A real gorilla would bend them over and rape and analy rape them. Then kill them.

lol
By: cojanssen. on 09 Nov 08, 18:13:23
lol

hahahahaha that was ...
By: fortue4sho. on 07 Nov 08, 16:08:13
hahahahaha that was funny

LOLLLLLLLL dude it ...
By: sunkissedinca. on 03 Nov 08, 03:51:54
LOLLLLLLLL dude it looks so real

the woman on 0:40 ...
By: samofilm. on 02 Nov 08, 18:26:42
the woman on 0:40 is sooooo funny

The girl in the ...
By: upthepunx1. on 27 Oct 08, 23:49:20
The girl in the Rancid shirt, is a fiesty one lol RUBY SOHO!

gorilla the snus ...
By: laksemann. on 27 Oct 08, 15:01:00
gorilla the snus monkey

stfu
By: sweetbiella. on 19 Oct 08, 00:18:30
stfu

haha
By: Arrrrriba121. on 18 Oct 08, 21:22:41
haha

I went ROFL on the ...
By: ctdrgn. on 14 Oct 08, 15:55:22
I went ROFL on the gorilla pressing itself up against the cage along with the two others hahaha!

yo me zurro¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡
By: danielhl22. on 13 Oct 08, 03:36:10
yo me zurro¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡

Gorilla Librarian
Posted by: StephenHarlow

Video duration: 180 seconds
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From Monty Python's Flying Circus, series 1, episode 10.

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Affirmative action ...
By: faulconandsnowjob. on 10 Nov 08, 21:12:15
Affirmative action for animals - too funny. Brilliant!

ah,Mr.pattinson,SIT!
By: Princessdaisygirl12. on 13 Aug 08, 19:23:55
ah,Mr.pattinson,SIT!

aye!
By: arul20. on 31 May 08, 08:33:33
aye!

applicants! not ...
By: arul20. on 31 May 08, 08:33:10
applicants! not africans ..

Terry changes his ...
By: MyMoi93. on 24 May 08, 12:02:58
Terry changes his voice at 01:08 :P I liked this one! x)

Terry Pratchett! ...
By: GoldenGal42. on 09 May 08, 20:06:34
Terry Pratchett! haha! That's my only react.

LOve that Monty ...
By: merihame. on 05 May 08, 16:08:53
LOve that Monty Python!

i love when he ...
By: therockingmelon. on 22 Apr 08, 16:52:28
i love when he talks about africans not needing to note their species

omg I'm lucky to be ...
By: Aphex217Twin. on 11 Apr 08, 05:32:03
omg I'm lucky to be allive! I just laughed and gagged for 5 minutes straight after watching this, trying to picture somebody going into the library complaining about a damaged book, and all of the sudden this door opens, and this gorilla leaps out, and grabbs the book, and bite into their arm! omg!

Maybe he should. ...
By: SnowQueen42. on 12 Mar 08, 14:36:39
Maybe he should. lol I

i think it might ...
By: guitarflame5. on 09 Mar 08, 21:08:09
i think it might have been mr.pratchett OMG the colour of magic is coming out on sky!

Maybe he should ...
By: Tareltonlives. on 09 Mar 08, 20:04:30
Maybe he should have said "Ook"

I was thinking ...
By: tusio. on 28 Feb 08, 03:52:59
I was thinking about it to :)

I know! Do you know ...
By: SnowQueen42. on 26 Feb 08, 10:39:05
I know! Do you know which came first? It's getting on my nerves...

Ah, Mister Paterson ...
By: Jemmer1000. on 19 Feb 08, 06:51:59
Ah, Mister Paterson. Sit!

Terry's parted hair ...
By: iluvcheezitsheyhey. on 05 Feb 08, 23:08:55
Terry's parted hair!! Ha haaaa!

a little bit like ...
By: guitarflame5. on 17 Jan 08, 17:42:02
a little bit like terry pratchett's discword had an orangutang as a librarian hmm

oh yay eric lol tis ...
By: lovesdarthmaul. on 15 Jan 08, 18:51:31
oh yay eric lol tis a sporting good chap : )

Mr.Robertson ...
By: TAKENnameARGH. on 12 Jan 08, 05:08:25
Mr.Robertson savaged 3 people and had to be destroyed! hahaha AWWSUMM!!!

i believe so good ...
By: Vlnp8blife. on 09 Jan 08, 03:05:14
i believe so good sir

Is that Eric in ...
By: BethGoth15. on 02 Jan 08, 12:02:55
Is that Eric in that gorilla suit? It sounds a lot like him.

It's humor! This ...
By: vetery1. on 23 Dec 07, 15:05:44
It's humor! This video is obviously refearing to unemployed people who would do anything to get a job.

well, i was asking ...
By: Bastian124. on 21 Dec 07, 16:57:29
well, i was asking me that too ^^

Lol, yeah, I was ...
By: ParaSnowmachine. on 13 Nov 07, 16:11:17
Lol, yeah, I was wondering the same...

That is exactly ...
By: pupika06. on 03 Nov 07, 01:16:45
That is exactly what I was thinking! nice :)

Gorilla Murders
Posted by: NationalGeographic

Video duration: 165 seconds
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Park rangers and a photographer come across the bodies of six murdered gorillas.
Gorilla Murders :
TUES JULY 1 10P et/pt : http://channel.natio nalgeographic.com/se ries/explorer/3817/O verview/?source=4003

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This is so ...
By: to0t5. on 21 Nov 08, 05:09:30
This is so disheartening to watch. It's estimated that approximately 3000 to 6000 apes are killed annually, most of which are already endangered species. Most gorillas are killed for bushmeat. The adults endanger their own lives by jumping in front of the reign of bullets to protect their infants. Regardless of this act of bravery, their infants die almost immediately afterwards in the hands of villagers who try to "fatten" them up, so they too can one day be killed for food. This is truly sad.

You know what, we ...
By: ehhhJc. on 17 Nov 08, 02:19:06
You know what, we have our opinions. You can believe yours and I'll believe mine. This argument is going no where.

Most negative ...
By: wpower1488. on 14 Nov 08, 07:44:45
Most negative traits from a mutation die out because they are unsuited for survival. Not to say that nothing negative survives. Color-blindness, epilepsy, etc. stay on because they don't endanger its victim enough to wipe them out barring some extreme cases. Ah, Pascal's Wager, Jesus Freak. What if there is a god that exists and he/she/it is more pissed off because you not only not worship him, but you blaspheme by worshipping a nonexistant one? At least I don't insult it. We die, deal.

Name one animal ...
By: ehhhJc. on 14 Nov 08, 06:49:56
Name one animal that Evolution says evolved into something bad. And yeah go ahead and keep mocking. You may think we die and go to grave and don't feel nothing. If you're right, I have nothing to worry about. But if you're wrong, and what the Bible says is true, you have much to worry about my friend. You think you have all the answers this world has to offer, but my friend, you are nothing compared to the eyes of God.

Evolving means you ...
By: wpower1488. on 13 Nov 08, 20:41:29
Evolving means you change. Sometimes good, sometimes bad. Extinction is the case for all life. We all will become extinct. 99% of the animals that have ever existed have become extinct. You obviously have failed your biology classes. Keep thumping your bible, faggot. I hope your preacher rapes your faggy ass. LULZ!

So whats the point ...
By: ehhhJc. on 13 Nov 08, 07:45:08
So whats the point of evolving? Evolving is to become better. And according to Evolution we did evolve from gorillas lol. Its obvious you haven't even studied it. From gorillas, to "cave men", to us today. You reject Jesus because you are prideful. And when you are down in that dark place screaming for mercy as fire consumes you're body, you'll wish you gave your life to Jesus. But Satan, whom you hail, will be laughing at how foolish you were.

Evolution doesn't ...
By: wpower1488. on 12 Nov 08, 16:09:28
Evolution doesn't mean you become "better", moron. It merely means a species adapts to an enviroment and becomes better suited to that enviroment. We didn't evolve from monkeys or gorillas, we came from a common ancestor. You probably are one of those gay little Jesus Freaks who fap to the buy-bull. FUCK JESUS!!! HAIL SATAN!!! LULZ!!!

Explain how am I a ...
By: ehhhJc. on 12 Nov 08, 02:30:51
Explain how am I a moron? By simply telling you the truth? Explain it please. Or that'll make you the moron.

You're a fucking ...
By: wpower1488. on 11 Nov 08, 05:14:01
You're a fucking moron.

hahahahahaha ...
By: taylorc1448. on 10 Nov 08, 18:42:05
hahahahahaha murdered? give me a break

I don't think we ...
By: ehhhJc. on 08 Nov 08, 13:17:25
I don't think we were evolved from gorillas or monkeys. Because Darwin said that if something was to become better (evolve) then the body or animal we evolved from must die. If we were evolved, how come gorillas and monkeys run free today?

Why are they ...
By: 1CENTexchange. on 21 Oct 08, 02:11:24
Why are they killing those GORILLA?. gorilla are animals that are almost similiar to human.

Like those who ...
By: bauhausman. on 20 Oct 08, 17:59:23
Like those who killed the gorilas.

why can't he just ...
By: aussyadam. on 15 Oct 08, 13:36:03
why can't he just kill an animal that isn't that bloody rare?

Actually, gorillas ...
By: aucraig. on 14 Oct 08, 08:11:31
Actually, gorillas belong to the great ape family...and so do you.

i cried i worship ...
By: hajispoptartsoup. on 10 Oct 08, 23:38:21
i cried i worship gorillas and to me killing them is a crime the should be put in jail for 10 years i hate it when a gorilla dies who ever killed those gorillas are ugly butt faces

They just kill them ...
By: AvonleaMontague. on 08 Oct 08, 15:39:54
They just kill them and leave them there? So then what's the point!? What would be the point in killing them anyway?

How can they eat ...
By: AscendentInLeo. on 06 Oct 08, 22:31:27
How can they eat these gentle giants In Africa?

This shit pisses me ...
By: xxPh03N1XxxAR1Z0NAxx. on 06 Oct 08, 15:24:01
This shit pisses me off, leave the fucking gorillas alone

"beware the beast ...
By: xgotfiveonitx. on 29 Sep 08, 20:05:34
"beware the beast man, for he is the devil's pawn, alone among god's primates he kills for sport, or lust, or greed. ya he will murder his brother to possess his brothers land, let him not breed in great numbers, for he will make a desert out of his home and yours. shun him, drive him back into his jungle lair, for he is the harbonger of death!" - 29th scroll, 6th verse, "planet of the apes".

It was your sister.
By: Warlawn. on 27 Sep 08, 23:25:54
It was your sister.

LOL
By: ratemyshi92. on 24 Sep 08, 01:14:21
LOL

yea cuz gotillas ...
By: Smokey993. on 22 Sep 08, 07:00:12
yea cuz gotillas have liters. lay off the drugs you fucking hippie

smokey, one day ...
By: kibbleznblitz. on 20 Sep 08, 08:35:56
smokey, one day gorillas will start fires in your forest and go, 'who cares theyre just trees'

I can understand ...
By: jimmy202500. on 14 Sep 08, 07:13:17
I can understand killing for food, in defense or even for trophies. But simply to kill something and leave it there is stupid, wasteful and cruel

Gorilla Zoe - Hood Figga (Video)
Posted by: BlockEntTV

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Hood Figga (Video) by Gorilla Zoe
(c) 2007 Bad Boy Records LLC for the United States and WEA International Inc. for the world excluding the United States, South America and Central America.

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i could listen 2 ...
By: Eccleston07. on 22 Nov 08, 23:55:35
i could listen 2 dis songg foreverrr!

nigger
By: Ragerolled. on 21 Nov 08, 22:49:46
nigger

ahh I love this ...
By: kaylaisstellar4. on 21 Nov 08, 21:57:48
ahh I love this songg lovee the bass! gets mee HYPHHY.

I just wanna rock ...
By: foureverbucs247. on 20 Nov 08, 02:53:07
I just wanna rock when I here this song!

this song song like ...
By: 02102950. on 19 Nov 08, 23:48:06
this song song like barney dancing

I want a hood figga ...
By: agrear05. on 19 Nov 08, 15:52:52
I want a hood figga with a Chevy on 24's

love it
By: menscentraljail. on 19 Nov 08, 15:44:10
love it

this song is da shit
By: cbaker152. on 19 Nov 08, 13:58:10
this song is da shit

my nigga
By: Aaronsantiago12. on 19 Nov 08, 13:02:32
my nigga

his car got alot of ...
By: mrclean12345678. on 18 Nov 08, 21:54:18
his car got alot of beat in it 4 15s dame i only got 2 i cant imagine how lound his is

its hood niggaz not ...
By: mcmagicjr. on 17 Nov 08, 22:31:17
its hood niggaz not figgaz its ok you can still write it becuase its a song title duh

tight ass song
By: uwishuwasme8. on 15 Nov 08, 03:37:29
tight ass song

he look like hood ...
By: SaHaRa3488. on 14 Nov 08, 04:47:35
he look like hood timbaland

yeahhh sunn
By: imstraight17. on 14 Nov 08, 02:01:27
yeahhh sunn

hollllla!!!!
By: stotts75. on 13 Nov 08, 17:27:14
hollllla!!!!

0:20 niggaz. gatt ...
By: TripleJJJay. on 13 Nov 08, 07:04:38
0:20 niggaz. gatt dammmmmmmmmmmmmmm

c'mon my nigga we ...
By: ImmaProblemBoi. on 13 Nov 08, 07:02:44
c'mon my nigga we gotta say everybody dissin game then

does he diss game ...
By: yourill23. on 13 Nov 08, 06:53:12
does he diss game on this??? "ima play the game how it go"

dis my shiiiiiiiiit ...
By: theebaddest19. on 13 Nov 08, 04:01:50
dis my shiiiiiiiiit bitcheZZZ!!!!!

This nigga got a ...
By: WorkingNinja. on 13 Nov 08, 01:15:26
This nigga got a mean grill yo

dhis my shittttt!!!
By: theebaddestyet17. on 12 Nov 08, 23:42:28
dhis my shittttt!!!

da best
By: djdg07. on 12 Nov 08, 02:25:18
da best

this song is awesome
By: kgarcia2014. on 11 Nov 08, 01:45:21
this song is awesome

why the hell did ...
By: Oatmeal1cream1pie. on 10 Nov 08, 21:33:25
why the hell did they edit it so it says ''i keep the keep the by the pound" instead of''i keep the purp by the pound'?

That asian thing in ...
By: JRISHAWNE3. on 08 Nov 08, 14:20:51
That asian thing in the grocery store needs insemination....uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhh..she has my compliments

Gorilla Tourism
Posted by: NationalGeographic

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An extraordinary effort to prevent gorilla poaching by making gorillas more valuable alive than dead.
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I bet you gave yo ...
By: pmpanga. on 05 Oct 08, 09:23:00
I bet you gave yo granny an orgasm.

grannyfucker.
By: pmpanga. on 05 Oct 08, 09:22:28
grannyfucker.

you, kasolo( ...
By: pmpanga. on 05 Oct 08, 09:21:17
you, kasolo(extremely offensive african word). do not look it up, yo heart will break you grannyfucker.

motherfucker, hope ...
By: pmpanga. on 05 Oct 08, 09:19:17
motherfucker, hope your dick falls off. grannyfucker.

DavidArchuletah ...
By: dale1966gto. on 21 Sep 08, 02:31:32
DavidArchuletah anticipated your remark. He said: "racism aside" and "admit it", "face the truth". What about his remark isn't true? What's "disturbing" to me is that White tourists have to in essence PAY the Blacks for not destroying their own cash(2nd source of income) crop of their own damn country. Otherwise, we may be looking at facing the extinction of a species - for a few lousy dollars. Just like in the U.S., Blacks live for the day and are very short-sighted.

I'de love to go see ...
By: sensitivesoul. on 19 Aug 08, 23:04:49
I'de love to go see the gorillas in their natural habitat. It may cost alot but at least I'de be helping the people round there, then I wouldn't mind paying the money :). Still to be close to a gorilla... omg I'de probably be attacked! lol from smiling(gorillas find barred teeth a sigh of you challenging them) :p.

lol
By: sensitivesoul. on 19 Aug 08, 23:02:18
lol

racism aside; admit ...
By: DavidArchuletah. on 24 Jun 08, 10:33:09
racism aside; admit that blacks resemble the monkeys in the most disturbing way. It is sad but true. FAce the truth.

-Steal- our bikes** ...
By: ZeroLinkForever. on 25 May 08, 19:47:42
-Steal- our bikes** Go back to school buddy =). You've just been corrected by a black man. Did they steal your brain aswell? =O

Wow.. Each time I ...
By: ZeroLinkForever. on 25 May 08, 19:44:43
Wow.. Each time I click on a video with Apes in it, I see dumbass racial comments. EVERY VIDEO! Tis sad.

Barak Osama the ...
By: webchamp930. on 16 May 08, 01:41:27
Barak Osama the gorilla, watch him in this video.

That was not nice! ...
By: BorisProskov. on 12 May 08, 22:23:49
That was not nice! >=(

No people,who were ...
By: 1975tooto. on 05 May 08, 21:12:26
No people,who were created by God like yourself!If we all looked the same what would be the purpose of life.They look different from you but you are no better!Talk to God about his creation if you do not like it.You need him in your life!

NIGGERS!
By: 5053140. on 05 May 08, 14:39:01
NIGGERS!

AHHHHHHHHHH run ...
By: butters2k9. on 29 Apr 08, 02:30:38
AHHHHHHHHHH run guys before they steel our bikes

I guess HITLER is ...
By: mudidy. on 27 Apr 08, 13:22:29
I guess HITLER is resurrected!! Sooo narrow minded!!

Uganda looks like a ...
By: colin23vz. on 26 Apr 08, 19:11:39
Uganda looks like a beutiful country with vast wildlife. I don't get how racism connects with this video. People need to make cash to survive, they seem like their headed in the right direction.

who you callin a ...
By: daisysofly101. on 25 Apr 08, 22:09:21
who you callin a ape??? you monkey lookin bitch lol! no need for the hostility okay lmao

yah especially when ...
By: thebigdipper31. on 25 Apr 08, 21:00:13
yah especially when dirty spics like u say "know where" when u meant to say "no where" u stupid fuck

haha nice
By: thebigdipper31. on 25 Apr 08, 20:58:59
haha nice

so true
By: thebigdipper31. on 25 Apr 08, 20:58:40
so true

wat the fuck are u ...
By: thebigdipper31. on 25 Apr 08, 20:57:50
wat the fuck are u talkin i dont understand ape speak english u pussy

My name is Clara ...
By: jdolan96. on 25 Apr 08, 16:20:47
My name is Clara When I went in my shower tuesday night,The lights went out. I heard screaming and a man came up behind me and he? raped me. After he raped me he stabbed me in the arms and peeled the skin off my face repost this 10 times on videos or I will come to your room saturday night and do the same to you.

look n the mirror n ...
By: daisysofly101. on 25 Apr 08, 07:17:15
look n the mirror n you'll see...so please don't act like yo mammy aint neva shitted out a gorilla

You judgemental ...
By: erin517. on 24 Apr 08, 22:15:55
You judgemental white people are so damn petty it doesnt even make sense

Gorilla Zoe - Hood Nigga
Posted by: BobbyNitro808

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Gorilla Zoe of Boyz N Tha Hood

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bad assss
By: viperroberto. on 22 Nov 08, 23:19:05
bad assss

this shit is hot!
By: craze4guccimane. on 22 Nov 08, 02:50:36
this shit is hot!

HAHAHAH I LIKE THIS ...
By: BBBBBBBBBRRRRRR666. on 21 Nov 08, 22:28:29
HAHAHAH I LIKE THIS SONG =D

dis my buhl 33 fo ...
By: nickluch. on 21 Nov 08, 21:59:17
dis my buhl 33 fo life

gorilla zoe is a ...
By: eminem610. on 21 Nov 08, 02:55:17
gorilla zoe is a fucking beast he looks cool in this pic to lol i wonder why they call him gorilla lol

c-till i die
By: soadsk8ordie. on 21 Nov 08, 01:27:34
c-till i die

folk nation are ...
By: modekid997. on 20 Nov 08, 17:31:58
folk nation are crips you idiot

I keep the purp by ...
By: JelleBongaerts. on 20 Nov 08, 16:13:26
I keep the purp by the pooound

fuck that wayne iz ...
By: juggaskater. on 20 Nov 08, 07:48:50
fuck that wayne iz dooin hiz thing soulja boy is killin it and suckin dick

fuck the bloods and ...
By: purplekush53. on 20 Nov 08, 00:23:39
fuck the bloods and crips gd all the way

agreed, wayne spits ...
By: Simplepeeeeee. on 19 Nov 08, 16:30:39
agreed, wayne spits the stupid shit out of his ass

dude that was his ...
By: modekid997. on 18 Nov 08, 17:52:01
dude that was his rag

the blood nigga ...
By: michaelpiech1. on 17 Nov 08, 22:19:10
the blood nigga version was funny with the fat guy eatin the cheese burger

ghetto
By: fatehsinghsandhu. on 15 Nov 08, 05:48:37
ghetto

that nigga sucks.
By: bigvinamac. on 15 Nov 08, 02:53:19
that nigga sucks.

wayne is killing ...
By: SpankY741. on 14 Nov 08, 15:47:16
wayne is killing hip hop ...

yall should hear ...
By: modekid997. on 14 Nov 08, 15:34:50
yall should hear the crip nigga and the blood nigga version

i hate to hate, but ...
By: afrojack8. on 14 Nov 08, 04:43:28
i hate to hate, but this is the shit thats killing hip hop.

yo this song is ...
By: braydenkyle. on 13 Nov 08, 22:09:52
yo this song is fcking balling ya know wut i say

omg i love this it ...
By: tkurt40. on 13 Nov 08, 20:04:16
omg i love this it explains my life haha omg j/k i dont even kno what half these songs are!1

Nigga Please...... ...
By: milo1294. on 13 Nov 08, 19:49:27
Nigga Please......lol

Definitely NOT ...
By: AdriCorleone22. on 13 Nov 08, 17:47:53
Definitely NOT likely. John mccain is a rich racist. Just like his home dawg george dubya bush. And look how UNpopular bush has become since Obamams been elected. Hes even tried to write a book and no one will publish it b/c they don't care about him anymore. idk where you're livin...but normal ppl sure as hell do not want some racist rich man as president whose never really worked a day like working class in his life.

thats what i think ...
By: Chubs665. on 13 Nov 08, 16:39:11
thats what i think of u mcy2d

breathin all the ...
By: Chubs665. on 13 Nov 08, 16:38:05
breathin all the white mans air/ good for nuttin crack smokin swinler/ greasy bell pepper nose/ mj lookin pastey whit face granny neck/ u buy ur kicks from goodwill

ball sak sweat ...
By: Chubs665. on 13 Nov 08, 16:34:35
ball sak sweat gooch ass monkey pussy fingers on a lammas shit hole

Gorilla: Eclipse of the Heart Remix (Now an Official Cadbury advert)
Posted by: javiermalagon

Video duration: 83 seconds
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My Gorilla Remix has now been made an Official Cadbury advert. It's currently being broadcasted in the UK and Ireland.
You can watch the advert in HD here:
http://www.aglass andahalffullproducti ons.com
Here's the full story:
http://www.guardi an.co.uk/media/2008/ sep/05/advertising.m arketingandpr

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ure a real gorilla
By: kenguere. on 22 Nov 08, 20:05:55
ure a real gorilla

WHAT!!! The ...
By: suibhyaingil. on 21 Nov 08, 22:51:55
WHAT!!! The gorillas not real????

i love this song... ...
By: westbwoy. on 21 Nov 08, 22:03:53
i love this song...but i prefer the phil collins version lool

thaa gorilla ...
By: Kirstyy137. on 21 Nov 08, 16:15:04
thaa gorilla reminds me of my music teacher!! lmaoo

i use to htink the ...
By: shakool2kool. on 21 Nov 08, 14:30:31
i use to htink the gurilla was real =P

Just done a little ...
By: prizegotti. on 20 Nov 08, 23:37:00
Just done a little research, the guy in the Gorilla suit is actor Garon Michael.

yea i agree. I also ...
By: MrPhil92. on 20 Nov 08, 22:58:24
yea i agree. I also think it could be the Stig from Top Gear. If you look at 0:48 theres a white cable going into the gorillas ear. haha!XD

I have a theory ...
By: f0cus711. on 20 Nov 08, 22:32:51
I have a theory that it's The Stig from Top Gear.

hoo is the guy in ...
By: J3D3ND. on 20 Nov 08, 21:29:46
hoo is the guy in the gorilla suit ?

i heard that, and ...
By: joshseptember. on 20 Nov 08, 18:42:36
i heard that, and it kinda makes sense because phil collins was mad enough to do it, but apparently the drums are set out wrong for phil, i dont really know, not much of a musician lol

when it first came ...
By: prizegotti. on 20 Nov 08, 18:39:43
when it first came out last year, i heard it was actually phil colins, but i havent heard anything much to confirm it.

Who is the guy in ...
By: joshseptember. on 20 Nov 08, 17:34:10
Who is the guy in the gorila suit?

its call total ...
By: allanlai86. on 20 Nov 08, 03:51:39
its call total eclipse of the heart by bonnie tyler

Damn some of you ...
By: iamvinhy. on 20 Nov 08, 02:13:57
Damn some of you are so stupid LOL Good job making it to a Cadbury ad!

it proves this vid ...
By: humperdidoo. on 19 Nov 08, 02:55:34
it proves this vid was uploaded over a year before the official one was aired on tv.

You need to learn ...
By: prizegotti. on 18 Nov 08, 21:09:43
You need to learn to read. - From: javiermalagon Added: September 03, 2007 - The one you see on TV was release in September 2008, 12 month after this was posted.

The song is Bonnie ...
By: walterkovacs5. on 18 Nov 08, 13:32:58
The song is Bonnie Tylers "Total Eclipse of the Heart

Songs called Turn ...
By: DoomwithBoom. on 18 Nov 08, 11:19:32
Songs called Turn Around

Talented Gorrilla..
By: irfansid747. on 18 Nov 08, 01:04:39
Talented Gorrilla..

if u dont belive ...
By: bp4puacam. on 17 Nov 08, 22:50:39
if u dont belive this song was poot over the phil colins advert at 0:50 there is a bang of the drums but the sticks am in the air but tbf this advert kills the phil colins one by far bravo

What is the song ...
By: autumnbeauty21. on 17 Nov 08, 20:42:10
What is the song called? its good, and i have to say I like it better than the Phil Collins advert.

Wow, in fact I know ...
By: PokerPlum. on 17 Nov 08, 11:47:32
Wow, in fact I know this WAS responsible for Cadbury's releasing it - just check the video description and the British newspaper "The Guardian" actually links directly to this video by javiermalagon.

Hmmm, I'm not so ...
By: PokerPlum. on 17 Nov 08, 11:45:15
Hmmm, I'm not so sure, look how long ago he uploaded this.

i join glennohagan ...
By: amunneheh. on 16 Nov 08, 17:19:11
i join glennohagan and get escorted outside by the bouncers due to overenthusiasm

how do you know? ...
By: NakedFromTheWaistDwn. on 16 Nov 08, 13:39:12
how do you know? its not very hard to put music over a video

Yung Joc featuring Gorilla Zoe - Coffee Shop [Feat. Gorilla
Posted by: BlockEntTV

Video duration: 276 seconds
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Coffee Shop [Feat. Gorilla Zoe] (Video) by Yung Joc featuring Gorilla Zoe
(c) 2007 Bad Boy Records LLC for the United States and WEA International Inc. for the world excluding the United States, South America and Central America.

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the orange one? ...
By: tomek1893. on 20 Nov 08, 23:39:20
the orange one? thats either a clk or slk cant tell 4 sure czu its the front and the have identical front ends

the shades zoe is ...
By: lupe115. on 20 Nov 08, 04:44:11
the shades zoe is wearing, he bought those from me in Macy's at the Valley View mall in Dallas, TX his chain is heavy!!! he dropped 500 dollars on shades, 2 pairs of vers. and 1 pair of burberry shades!!

nice song. wats th ...
By: notsofunnyatall. on 20 Nov 08, 01:51:17
nice song. wats th name of the mercedes in the bginning and 2:31

men don u dumazzez ...
By: Dakid015. on 19 Nov 08, 23:33:36
men don u dumazzez get it..u on de bottom...wen he sey caffee shop he aint talkin bout sellin staurbuks...dis song bout sellin dat white, dat blow, dat raw, rush rush 2 da yayo nigguh!!

this song is about ...
By: jrod112190. on 18 Nov 08, 04:15:34
this song is about crack hustlin not sellin watever the fuck hes sellin in da vid lmao damn fcc regulating everything .... @ssholes

this song is about ...
By: touchpas66. on 17 Nov 08, 16:00:48
this song is about slangin rocks, get the real version...crack, ready rock, hardwork...

um this song is ...
By: porkyshrea. on 14 Nov 08, 17:17:07
um this song is about slangin crack cocaine no other meaning no double meaning

This was so, so, so ...
By: AbsolutFent. on 11 Nov 08, 02:03:30
This was so, so, so funny to me when it hit. It was one of the better videos in recent memory as far as not just having a bunch of rappers or chics without any real roles to play.

Y0U RiTE iT MAY N0T ...
By: mzarista0312. on 09 Nov 08, 10:12:16
Y0U RiTE iT MAY N0T bE Ab0UT SElliNG bUT iT iS AlS0 N0T Ab0UT A C0FFEE SH0P N THE H00D. iTS AbOUT A b00TlEGGER............

No he aint he sexii ...
By: ChoclateALN. on 07 Nov 08, 04:00:16
No he aint he sexii and his songz is the best of the best go down south and lil waynes ass is trash.

This nigga Joc is ...
By: MRTUPAC28. on 04 Nov 08, 23:06:12
This nigga Joc is trash. They need to call him YOUNG COCK lol ahhhaahahah.

3:33-3:38 he looks ...
By: PoNzOnAaNgeLiCaL. on 04 Nov 08, 18:06:49
3:33-3:38 he looks sooooooo hot!!! keep it up

i rem wen everbodz ...
By: yungbergbabii. on 03 Nov 08, 20:20:13
i rem wen everbodz loved dis song n da video...itz stil gud n i stil luv it

this song is not ...
By: goodguy401. on 02 Nov 08, 16:04:25
this song is not about drugs keep your mind right dudes

In case no one ...
By: mcmoptop09. on 02 Nov 08, 01:59:00
In case no one noticed the song is about bootlegging. Selling alot bunch of random shit that are knock offs of the real ones.

its about drugs... ...
By: chrisbrown013. on 31 Oct 08, 19:44:22
its about drugs... at the end of the song it goes "Kids please don't do drugs, just give them to me and i'll get rid of them.... Haha"

what does that mean?
By: 8o88y8rown. on 31 Oct 08, 17:24:50
what does that mean?

fake ass 7's on 0: ...
By: vbhftry. on 29 Oct 08, 21:46:50
fake ass 7's on 0:38 HAHAHAHAH!!!

I am tired about ...
By: Xwarrior777. on 29 Oct 08, 21:16:44
I am tired about people thinking the worst things when it comes to rap IT IS NOT ABOUT SELLING DRUGS! it is about a coffee shop in tha hood IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH DRUGS, CRACK OR ANY OF THAT!

its supposed to be ...
By: oyena321. on 27 Oct 08, 23:06:41
its supposed to be about drugs but they use crap like rims and cellphones to rplace the drugs

bo he isnt are you ...
By: lupeislife. on 26 Oct 08, 03:40:52
bo he isnt are you high?

Iwas dared so here ...
By: albadudes. on 24 Oct 08, 01:39:07
Iwas dared so here PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS? OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS.. so sorry

In case no one ...
By: valleyviking011. on 21 Oct 08, 22:01:20
In case no one noticed the song is about bootlegging. Selling alot bunch of random shit that are knock offs of the real ones.

because you are a ...
By: lemonshank. on 19 Oct 08, 03:21:34
because you are a retard

uhh i dont really ...
By: GiannaMhmXOX. on 19 Oct 08, 01:03:15
uhh i dont really see how this song is about drugs ... like wtf i dont see how that even relates to this at all !! please do explain?!!?

Gorilla Biscuits - Start Today
Posted by: AmericanXcore

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SHUT UP FOB SUCKS ASS Gorilla Biscuits - Start Today

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i got the original ...
By: RATTTHEPUNK. on 22 Nov 08, 20:03:48
i got the original tape of this album,used to be my moms

fuck all of you
By: xwallinx. on 22 Nov 08, 08:14:25
fuck all of you

hell ya it has a ...
By: NateCow00. on 19 Nov 08, 21:51:35
hell ya it has a harmonica in it too

gorila biscuits son ...
By: keymaker037. on 18 Nov 08, 23:44:29
gorila biscuits son una locas hiputas les doy pol el orto

fuck out boy is so ...
By: 22MAU22. on 18 Nov 08, 17:14:33
fuck out boy is so fucking gay

Fucking idiot ...
By: Mugga2. on 18 Nov 08, 07:56:52
Fucking idiot Gorilla Biscuits made this song This is the way it's ment to be done Fuck Fall out boy

ur stupid they did ...
By: bsibrian. on 17 Nov 08, 20:41:33
ur stupid they did this "off-key" cause its their style...man u dummie

haha lol you got a ...
By: HEIDENVOLK. on 16 Nov 08, 22:56:23
haha lol you got a goof humor man

Fall out boy are ...
By: roadsidetragedy. on 16 Nov 08, 22:13:06
Fall out boy are completely shit! who gives a fuck if there emo or pop punk? there shit! and so's them to genres! Proper is better than all the whiney 'un-punk' genres, its bands like fall out shitty boy thats killing punk.... find an emo and rip there fucking heads off! ace song btw, shame emos slit the wrist of this song!

Awesome! I cant ...
By: Annrau. on 15 Nov 08, 21:36:58
Awesome! I cant believe fag out boy ruined it like that

no GB means gorilla ...
By: zuttonfett. on 14 Nov 08, 20:51:40
no GB means gorilla biscuits

Don't judge music ...
By: segerocker. on 14 Nov 08, 19:50:28
Don't judge music by a genre, Emo? Punk? Punk is being different/unique and if you think about it there's really no such thing as Emo... people are just stupid and want to label everything. Of course the original is always better than the cover, but Fall out boy did a pretty good cover and you can't say it sucks just because they did it in their own style. Isn't that the purpose of a cover??? and why you guys gotta get on here just to bitch about FOB? Just enjoy the music! oh and thanx 4 posting

FOB is short for ...
By: JagermeisterJSY. on 14 Nov 08, 16:29:06
FOB is short for fall out boy? I thought it was just their way of saying Fucking Other Boys ... why else would anyone say they love FOB ? GB is just short for Great Band, am i right ?

ummm start today is ...
By: TexasTeaJay. on 13 Nov 08, 20:07:48
ummm start today is GB's song, how can you compare it to a cover? hardcore (it the true meaning) is raw.

how the fuck is ...
By: Steve92183. on 11 Nov 08, 16:40:36
how the fuck is this off key? they are the ones who wrote it. maybe this is the way it was actually intended to be sang

FOB isnt pop-punk ...
By: beatforthebeaten. on 10 Nov 08, 22:12:01
FOB isnt pop-punk shit, their emo shit

Someone actually ...
By: NanakiPrower. on 10 Nov 08, 07:45:27
Someone actually admitted liking pop-punk shit?

Fallout boy are a ...
By: numnutth. on 09 Nov 08, 22:44:04
Fallout boy are a bunch of emo poseurs

FOB cover is way ...
By: xRikuTheGothLucariox. on 08 Nov 08, 21:41:45
FOB cover is way better than this off-key song

totally punx
By: GREGRULES12. on 05 Nov 08, 04:57:08
totally punx

listen to the ...
By: justlikeclockwrk. on 03 Nov 08, 05:22:52
listen to the skankin pickle version. I think its the best version

ahah I love fob but ...
By: andyrocksxd. on 02 Nov 08, 20:03:31
ahah I love fob but Gorilla buscuits version it's soo much better. I know it

Agree
By: disturbedspike. on 02 Nov 08, 01:38:11
Agree

You wont be flamed ...
By: crassisdead. on 02 Nov 08, 00:23:24
You wont be flamed by me

I heard the FOB ...
By: crassisdead. on 02 Nov 08, 00:22:28
I heard the FOB version and it sucked ass. It's totally an insult to a band as legendary as Gorilla Biscuits. Now if you want a GOOD cover of this song, then listen to the skankin pickle version

Gorilla Hero
Posted by: DamDirtyApes

Video duration: 302 seconds
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Two gorillas. Two guitars. Two heroes.

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omg i want a ...
By: Asianholmes. on 14 Oct 08, 03:52:51
omg i want a gorilla suit now nice job on the vid lol

the band is ...
By: koigecko. on 04 Oct 08, 17:37:38
the band is freezepop. "less talk more rock"

Cheers man - in the ...
By: briani4735263. on 21 Sep 08, 12:56:50
Cheers man - in the 3 weeks since I posted that comment I researched it and found it to be "Less Talk More Rokk" by Freezepop ^^ Thanks man!

"Less Talk, More ...
By: Gorfinhofin. on 21 Sep 08, 03:34:27
"Less Talk, More Rock" by... somebody.

This has got to be ...
By: briani4735263. on 26 Aug 08, 12:03:46
This has got to be one of the most fantastic things I've ever seen. How did you come up with this? And what's the song's name, if I can ask?

...
By: kente001. on 22 Aug 08, 23:03:03
ahahahahahahahahahahaha

Evolution has taken ...
By: lordenrique. on 28 Jul 08, 23:28:19
Evolution has taken a scary turn. First Hangar 18 on Expert, next THE WORLD!

Gorillas in the ...
By: Kapotolr. on 25 Jul 08, 13:15:48
Gorillas in the mist.

THIS IS AMAZING ...
By: abenn1. on 25 Jul 08, 02:41:43
THIS IS AMAZING smoke effects = so epic

lol awesome. love ...
By: mazn27. on 27 Jun 08, 23:09:42
lol awesome. love the special effects.

You motherfucking ...
By: MagiAlien. on 23 Jun 08, 15:56:59
You motherfucking racist bastard !

priceless! wheres ...
By: hazyshark1. on 29 May 08, 15:56:48
priceless! wheres the 10star button? ace job XD

man, those costumes ...
By: troggdor4. on 20 May 08, 23:48:06
man, those costumes were the shit! lol, anywyas whered you get em

And I thought ...
By: rjn1212. on 01 May 08, 13:17:07
And I thought redneck were more into fucking their own family members?

I thought Niggers ...
By: rickgellison. on 30 Apr 08, 11:25:24
I thought Niggers were more into Hip Hop? Not Rock music?

DAMN! Sweet, ...
By: ZealonChaosMagi. on 07 Apr 08, 07:44:19
DAMN! Sweet, awesome! XD

Freezepop! wooo!
By: Nihilityb. on 05 Apr 08, 16:51:38
Freezepop! wooo!

Jeaaah!! You can ...
By: Okke74. on 04 Apr 08, 17:16:25
Jeaaah!! You can made a band

lol were u get the ...
By: Pingingonxtc. on 29 Mar 08, 01:48:42
lol were u get the suits from there fucking mad shit...

4:23 was def the ...
By: Panamango. on 23 Mar 08, 16:30:28
4:23 was def the funniest moment

awesome
By: jdfghsb. on 19 Mar 08, 10:41:42
awesome

Awesome!!! Daft ...
By: dipievil. on 12 Mar 08, 14:27:53
Awesome!!! Daft Punk meets Rock and Roll who meets The Planet Of The Apes. UHEHUHUEUHEeuh Freakin Fun!

This VIDEO ROCKS!!! ...
By: GadgetBoyRodney. on 12 Mar 08, 04:45:28
This VIDEO ROCKS!!!! (GHero Fan) - 5 STARS!

the on on the right ...
By: sbkoda. on 09 Feb 08, 04:47:55
the on on the right is the best ... ahah

Sleepytime Gorilla Museum - A Hymn To The Morning Star
Posted by: TheEndRecords

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Video from Sleepytime Gorilla Museum. Album: Of Natural History

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i just like the ...
By: copihuestate. on 18 Nov 08, 02:41:01
i just like the music , and sing it in the morning ,i dont care if it is a love song to whoopie golberg´s butt hole

yeah i know that ...
By: SessileNomad. on 16 Nov 08, 22:24:37
yeah i know that there are both theistic and levayan, the only reason i even defend levayans on occasion is because i dont believe in god, so i cant believe in satan, so i cant really defend ppl who are theistic about him idk what you mean by context tho...

there are satanists ...
By: panasonicyouth99. on 16 Nov 08, 21:42:47
there are satanists who believe satan is a god and praise satan. these are theistic satanists. there are satanists who believe what sleepinthetide described. these are Laveyan satanists. so both are legitimate groups (well I consider the idea of theistic satanism as moronic). now what was the context?

THIS IS SCARY :(
By: WindW3. on 15 Nov 08, 00:35:43
THIS IS SCARY :(

satan is simply the ...
By: naryanr. on 08 Nov 08, 23:25:32
satan is simply the imaginary personification of an absence of positive influence

THANK FUCKING GOD!! ...
By: SessileNomad. on 08 Nov 08, 00:14:44
THANK FUCKING GOD!!! finally somone who fucking knows what satanism really is, im not a satanist, but im tired of defending them every time some dumbass is like, fucking satanists, worshiping the devil...

Normal cigarettes ...
By: SothisKhor. on 06 Nov 08, 13:00:14
Normal cigarettes are bad for your teeth , go marijuana!

Satanism teaches ...
By: sleepinthetide. on 24 Oct 08, 19:10:19
Satanism teaches that YOU as an individual are your OWN God, you numbskulls. Regardless, this song is a wonderful ode to the basis of what Satan as a fictional entity always represented, whether it was intended or not! Grasp life!

this album is ...
By: bkzboyy. on 19 Oct 08, 01:39:08
this album is unbelievable.

your not god trust ...
By: fuelforhatred05. on 13 Oct 08, 00:18:10
your not god trust me.

Nahhh, I am god.
By: thespecter2. on 12 Oct 08, 06:36:54
Nahhh, I am god.

This song is cool, ...
By: PsychoticSuperStar. on 11 Oct 08, 01:08:46
This song is cool, the vid freaks me out a bit though.

Yikes! Please, ...
By: tapyenreit. on 10 Oct 08, 16:50:42
Yikes! Please, someone grab this poor guy a dentist! Apparently Satan doesn't have a dental plan for his followers that's any better than the British government's!

grade D poo... not ...
By: FREEATLAST23. on 10 Oct 08, 01:16:21
grade D poo... not worthy of a colon let alone eyes or ears.

satan is god.
By: fuelforhatred05. on 09 Oct 08, 14:34:32
satan is god.

This little number ...
By: tapyenreit. on 08 Oct 08, 16:36:38
This little number goes out to all the Satanists out there! Talk about a "grill"!

It's good to see a ...
By: MistakenMantis. on 08 Oct 08, 15:53:24
It's good to see a nice Christian song on youtube :P

the funniest band ...
By: precinct. on 26 Sep 08, 01:22:51
the funniest band in the world. this is hilarious.

reminds me of pink ...
By: Dalzor27. on 25 Sep 08, 00:56:51
reminds me of pink floyd abit

So beautiful. They ...
By: SinNanna. on 17 Sep 08, 15:58:53
So beautiful. They know what's up! =)

maybe you need to ...
By: WeDealxoxCamisado. on 17 Sep 08, 08:06:43
maybe you need to keep your retarded opinions to yourself?

sounds to me like ...
By: greatmahoo. on 11 Sep 08, 15:51:47
sounds to me like you've run out of good insults. Come back when yo can think of something that doesn't sound like a feeble attempt at saving face when you can't even stand up for 3 rounds in a good flame war. Go ahead. walk away with your tail between your legs, ignorant whelp.

at least i'm not an ...
By: skatearlyesterday. on 10 Sep 08, 19:33:06
at least i'm not an idiot. like you.

Not to call the ...
By: greatmahoo. on 10 Sep 08, 15:25:10
Not to call the kettl black or anything, but maybe if you'd pay more attention to what you were doing, you simply called me an "idiot" without actually disagreeing with me. perhaps it is you who ought to consider; that you're simply going around insulting people who *you* don't agree with? I do hope you realize that you're a giant blubbering hypocrite now, right?

i love their music ...
By: maggielovesdrwho. on 09 Sep 08, 10:06:49
i love their music loads but this video kinda creeps me out a bit lol

Sleepytime Gorilla Museum - Phthisis
Posted by: mikebaal

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"Phthisis" performed by the Sleepytime Gorilla Museum.

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i love this band fo ...
By: payum00. on 24 Oct 08, 02:33:47
i love this band fo life!!!!

now thats my kind ...
By: devilevilwayz. on 17 Sep 08, 03:56:17
now thats my kind of music the only way i could learn this band exist was on wikipedia, was searching various form of experimental metal and here i am.

love the tags man.
By: coheed987. on 09 Jul 08, 03:01:42
love the tags man.

<3 this song is ...
By: Irfortehlulz. on 28 Apr 08, 09:48:26

wooow..overwhelming ...
By: etosrek. on 21 Apr 08, 17:03:37
wooow..overwhelming...I can't compare to anyone who plays so good in live too

a little to ...
By: Deicide128. on 06 Apr 08, 18:55:22
a little to experimental for my taste

Wow. What an ...
By: Zanders5k. on 15 Mar 08, 02:10:23
Wow. What an Intelligent and well thought out comment.

cmarino12,that ...
By: LVB1770. on 08 Mar 08, 12:45:15
cmarino12,that bassist(Dan Rathbun) has more talent on his little finger the entire Rammstein band could ever hope to have!

RiotSk8Team001, ...
By: LVB1770. on 08 Mar 08, 12:39:19
RiotSk8Team001, They are friends of mine and yes they are just the coolest people ever!!! There is too much talent in one band here! Long Live STGM!

I saw them play ...
By: tristangieler. on 06 Mar 08, 21:01:24
I saw them play this live. Twice. I'll be a happy person for the rest of my life. I think Nils uses drop D by the way. I figured out sleep is wrong in that tuning, and it felt kinda right. I'm not sure, though.

Ahahahahahahahaha.
By: Scatterheart. on 23 Feb 08, 11:22:40
Ahahahahahahahaha.

just saw them last ...
By: RiotSk8Team001. on 18 Feb 08, 04:56:59
just saw them last night i even got to hang out with them, they are just the coolest guys (and girl) carla is absolutely amazing

anyone know what ...
By: peaceparty. on 24 Jan 08, 03:33:25
anyone know what tunings Nils Uses? or does he?

SICK i love the ...
By: peaceparty. on 18 Jan 08, 02:42:46
SICK i love the rhythms... never heard this one before

Oh my god Carla I ...
By: MiddaPwess. on 17 Jan 08, 23:28:19
Oh my god Carla I love you! Marry me!

that bassist look ...
By: cmarino12. on 15 Jan 08, 02:27:45
that bassist look slike he belongs in rammstein

This band is from ...
By: WarKandy. on 09 Nov 07, 21:14:01
This band is from the grungy future. downtown junkies and ghosts with incredible rhythm and lyrics

This band is from ...
By: WarKandy. on 09 Nov 07, 21:12:09
This band is from the future. the flow is imaculate and the violin player is an egyptian ghost.

excuse me, this ...
By: DrSanders00. on 08 Oct 07, 07:53:59
excuse me, this song is about the futurists. fc: the freedom club is when the part about the unabomber begins.

carla is pretty ...
By: DrSanders00. on 08 Oct 07, 07:52:04
carla is pretty cute for somebody that can make those sounds come out of a violin... amazing voice, too. i'm pretty sure this song is about the unabomber too--industrial society and its future.

Yeah... OK spare ...
By: Tangento. on 16 Sep 07, 03:40:25
Yeah... OK spare your whiny little tirade & go back to your Nickleback viddy.

fucking incredible. ...
By: M4tan. on 12 Sep 07, 20:38:54
fucking incredible. carla is incredibleeeeeeeeeee

hahah diamanda is ...
By: ElPinochoAutista. on 11 Sep 07, 04:48:05
hahah diamanda is waay scarier....and... LOLer xD

I bet they are into ...
By: st0icsmitty. on 28 Aug 07, 23:17:07
I bet they are into unicorns and care bears off stage. sp0000ky

Wow. Its like a ...
By: Scatterheart. on 24 Aug 07, 06:07:26
Wow. Its like a retarded goth kid's wet dream come to pathetic life.

$Gorilla Biscuits - New Direction - CBGB\$

Gorilla Biscuits - New Direction - CBGB's - 2006
Posted by: MilkyBoy3000

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Show's just starting, crowd's goin' nuts, and I'm already hot a hell in that gorilla suit.

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I really wish I ...
By: rentetsu. on 07 Nov 08, 01:17:19
I really wish I could be there for shows like this. The fact that shows aren't like this anymore is PROOF there is something wrong with music these days.

where do you get ...
By: SpeedWobbleStudios. on 17 Oct 08, 00:12:22
where do you get off? hardcore owes these guys way to much

we believe the same ...
By: Organix84. on 06 Sep 08, 02:06:34
we believe the same thing! Long live hardcore

wow actually know ...
By: hardcoreinurasshole. on 14 Aug 08, 08:46:33
wow actually know ur statements are correct before saying shit, they are hardcore and nigger shit or whatever ur just a fuckin idiot

fuck emo! long live ...
By: g8orman83. on 19 Jun 08, 13:19:00
fuck emo! long live hardcore

haha civ was like ...
By: fairxreign. on 20 May 08, 00:43:04
haha civ was like hold it hold it! haha...

Lets hear it for ...
By: x2stepprogramx. on 18 Jan 08, 06:11:33
Lets hear it for kids who still do the HB strut in the pit even tho they were born after good hxc died! THATS ME! hahaha

And btw, those new ...
By: MasterFire84. on 13 Nov 07, 22:04:05
And btw, those new kids you see in this vid have perfect knowledge of all the songs they play. And ofcourse they all sing a long great like they did back in the days.

Yeah never got into ...
By: xhardwarex. on 13 Nov 07, 18:34:34
Yeah never got into Slapshot. And that song was written in 2003? I know what happened to hardcore, I turned 30. I guess I'm just too old for it.

Ever heard of ...
By: MasterFire84. on 13 Nov 07, 18:22:00
Ever heard of Slapshot, this is a quote: "History isn't honest It doesn't tell the tale of how things used to be in "the day" Now everyone keeps trying to recapture a feeling That's long since gone Time to move along The new kids talk about the old days As if it was some kind of perfect scene for us Big deal - So I was there - It was only luck that I was born before you" Look the song up: Slapshot - Spirit of 81

What the fuck ...
By: xhardwarex. on 29 Sep 07, 00:56:02
What the fuck happened to hardcore? These new kids with their tough fucking bullshit in the pit ruined it. Watch this video, this is how it was and should be.

<33GB
By: xxbadkarmaxx. on 22 Sep 07, 19:05:26

hey hey this was ...
By: HxCJohnny02. on 05 Jul 07, 21:11:44
hey hey this was the first song they played! when they tored with terror and comeback kid IT WAS THE GREATEST SHOW EVER!

thanks for posting, ...
By: comgetsome. on 28 Jun 07, 21:37:53
thanks for posting, this is great

HC FOR LIFE
By: Johnnypsycho666. on 01 Jun 07, 03:36:50
HC FOR LIFE

wow!! true hardcore ...
By: hardcorepride4life. on 17 May 07, 02:54:27
wow!! true hardcore and true hardcore fans!!!!!!!!!!!!

GB = pure nychxc ...
By: jonbauer99. on 17 Apr 07, 14:08:30
GB = pure nychxc goodness. Thanks for the post man.

i got goosebumps.
By: ethanxvx. on 14 Feb 07, 04:09:57
i got goosebumps.

i was there it was ...
By: ONE1pjw1bitch. on 07 Nov 06, 02:43:34
i was there it was fuckin great

Thanks for all ...
By: analcarbomb. on 02 Oct 06, 03:03:54
Thanks for all these videos.

haha i was totally ...
By: thisisourrevenge. on 10 Sep 06, 23:27:39
haha i was totally standing right behind the person who shot this. man, such an amazing show.

GORILLA BISCUITS - New Direction (Live)
Posted by: buskedna

Video duration: 163 seconds
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Live from CBGB as a part of the benefit shows to help save the club.

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