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Groucho Marx _ You bet your life -clip
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The Best of groucho -Award winning acting!! buy this DVD and other public domain DVDs at LittleRascalsDVD.com

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thats nola alright! ...
By: JDev82. on 30 Nov 08, 14:30:54
thats nola alright! just classic groucho. the greatest ad-libber ever

got that right
By: hopeless669. on 19 Nov 08, 00:02:37
got that right

Groucho Marx was ...
By: ronnytobar. on 07 Nov 08, 01:13:22
Groucho Marx was the best comedian of all time, remains behind george bush

he's soooo fast! ...
By: hahabinga. on 18 Oct 08, 06:18:12
he's soooo fast!maybe it would have been funnier if he wasn't smiling too

I wanted to comment ...
By: Blink3r. on 11 Oct 08, 06:20:23
I wanted to comment ...but you say exactly my words ...if only a little better :) He truely was an amazing tallent-so pleased we can view these recordings today...

Groucho was ...
By: hellesterne. on 03 Oct 08, 19:34:21
Groucho was unquestionably one of the great wits of the twentieth century. He was always one or two steps ahead of the opposition. For him every line was a feed-line," no matter how ordinary it was. And the speed of the man! Brilliant little clip!

Changvang16, what ...
By: amberlights1. on 07 Sep 08, 05:27:56
Changvang16, what did she say about Groucho? He could be very cruel with the things he said....I've read he wasn't all that nice, where Harpo was very sweet.

Groucho the real ...
By: bullcur. on 06 Sep 08, 23:20:18
Groucho the real thing.NOT a "Hollywood Invention" like these MINDLESS so-called entertainers of today,who "Entertain" a MINDLESS Low-standard audience. If Groucho and those of his era,NEVER existed today and tried success,they'd be thrown out of the Business!

"The one, the only, ...
By: dale1966gto. on 04 Sep 08, 15:59:43
"The one, the only, Groucho Marx!" My grandfather loved Groucho as I remember him laughing out loud in the den as it was being broadcast live in the late 50's and early 60'son a black and white TV. He was perhaps the consumate natural wit and a comedic genius. He coult make a joke out of ANYTHING! If the guy's name was Joe Brown, he could make a joke about it. Sheer genius. He will not be replaced.

That's Nola alright ...
By: meanwiddlekid. on 20 Aug 08, 00:41:38
That's Nola alright.... Instantly! Unbelievable.

Best Wit of all ...
By: Philflash. on 21 Jul 08, 07:15:55
Best Wit of all time!

Yeah, Chico was the ...
By: ftblrg. on 20 Jul 08, 03:34:50
Yeah, Chico was the "chicken chaser" of the brothers. Harpo was the most loyal to his wife, actually, and was married to his wife for many many years and adopted children.

lol no worries ...
By: xhellonhighheels69x. on 18 Jul 08, 18:47:58
lol no worries the shyster talk bit was the best! "I wanted to get a writ of habeas corpus but I should've gotten a writ of you instead." :D~

Yeah ...I'm not ...
By: pa20002000. on 18 Jul 08, 11:44:55
Yeah ...I'm not sure how late it was when I wrote that ...I meant Chico..haha - I guess anyone can say that ;>

actually Chico was ...
By: xhellonhighheels69x. on 18 Jul 08, 05:33:45
actually Chico was the womanizing one, in fact they called him that because he had a way with "chicks". :D~

But Harpo was the ...
By: pa20002000. on 07 Jul 08, 17:09:23
But Harpo was the biggest womanizer of the brothers - perhaps he was turning on his charm to her. I believe it was Harpo, when caught kissing another woman behind stage by his wife, that said non-plussed that he "wasn't kissing her" - he was just "whispering in her mouth" - lol - lovely "gentleman :>

I would have loved ...
By: pa20002000. on 07 Jul 08, 17:05:36
I would have loved to have seen them reach this sort of speed on live TV....

Ha ha ha
By: DimeJaguar1983. on 29 Jun 08, 16:31:44
Ha ha ha

I agree he was a ...
By: manconoo. on 20 Jun 08, 11:55:24
I agree he was a great wit but the Irishmen-Wilde and Shaw were superior wits.

LOL.
By: yardleyaloe. on 04 Jun 08, 17:23:27
LOL.

lol cool video! my ...
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This is why Groucho ...
By: Ironshaft. on 08 May 08, 11:58:16
This is why Groucho was Groucho. Nobody was wittier and quicker and more hilarious on the fly. Nobody.

I know an elderly ...
By: changvang16. on 31 Mar 08, 18:20:09
I know an elderly lady whose husband was an announcer for NBC. She knew all the radio stars and had Groucho at her house, much to her disgust. She had nothing good to say about Groucho but she said Harpo was the nicest gentlemen she ever met.

I agree he was so ...
By: keppel21. on 24 Mar 08, 10:05:54
I agree he was so talented, so quick. This piece was typical of his amazing talent to turn any situation around and make people laugh. A true genius. Some of his skits I've seen that many times, but I still enjoy them just as much. Even though this show was now over 50 years old, it still works today. One of real favourites.

I am italian! I ...
By: Brocs82. on 17 Mar 08, 03:12:52
I am italian! I like very much brothers marx! But i don't understand unless subtitles!:-(

Jack Benny vs. Groucho 1955
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On his TV show, Jack Benny plays a contestant on Groucho's "You Bet Your Life" Program. That's Irene Tedrow in between the two masters. This is just a treasure I have to share.

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In 4:59 we have one ...
By: Nataloff. on 03 Dec 08, 19:13:51
In 4:59 we have one of the greatest textbooks on American comedy and not one off-color word anywhere. Oh thank you!

I watched a great ...
By: Koshbanjo. on 30 Nov 08, 06:20:44
I watched a great deal of Benny Hill back in the 1970's and know his voice very well. I've also listened to many Jack Benny radio shows recently. While Benny Hill probably received a lot of comedic ideas from Jack Benny, there is absolutely no similarity between the way either of them speak... and that's still taking into account Benny Hill's British accent. I will only concede that they both applied a similar pause for a humorous affect.

2:30 to 3:00 to be ...
By: prfctday. on 23 Nov 08, 18:49:40
2:30 to 3:00 to be specific.

Maybe you don't ...
By: prfctday. on 23 Nov 08, 18:37:34
Maybe you don't know Benny's voice as well as I do. Benny Hill called himself Benny after Jack. He was his comedy hero. I don't know Jack Benny at all but after watching this I can see and hear similarities... and I can understand why and in what ways Benny Hill was influenced by Jack Benny.

Oops, my last ...
By: Koshbanjo. on 23 Nov 08, 08:28:12
Oops, my last comment was in response to that posted by prfctday. How anybody can think Benny Hill sounds like Jack Benny is beyond me.

What?
By: Koshbanjo. on 23 Nov 08, 08:25:31
What?

and beyond. He was ...
By: HowardOfOz. on 13 Nov 08, 07:18:58
and beyond. He was 39 when he died...

2 of the legendary ...
By: HowardOfOz. on 13 Nov 08, 07:18:30
2 of the legendary comic geniuses of all time....whew...

Making eye contact ...
By: avantisprod. on 09 Nov 08, 22:28:09
Making eye contact with an audience is one of the most difficult tasks a performer must overcome. Jack Benny is a master of making eye contact, as you can see in this tape. Eye contact is 60 percent of the success of his style. His eyes roam around the entire studio. No other performer makes eye contact like this!

I can see the ...
By: prfctday. on 28 Oct 08, 00:29:07
I can see the influence Jack had on Benny Hill! They even talk the same sometimes.

my pussy is soRE! ! ...
By: 26march06. on 23 Oct 08, 08:47:43
my pussy is soRE! !! msg me on M.S.N. my id is n my profile!! i just got out of the shower and im still naked xD WG

Jack Benny was a ...
By: Koshbanjo. on 18 Oct 08, 08:01:09
Jack Benny was a genius. He could bring down the house just by pausing! The inside joke here that many people don't know about these days is his being dishonest about his age... it was part of the character he developed back in the 1930's, which was vain and cheap. In real life he was exactly the opposite. Anyway, in the early 40's he began telling people he was 39 and continued that tradition into the 50's.

That was great! I ...
By: lighthouse44. on 17 Oct 08, 02:22:24
That was great! I love watching the oldtime masters of comedy like Jack Benny and Groucho Marx. They don't make 'em like they use to.

Jack Benny had the ...
By: jsmcguireIII. on 15 Oct 08, 21:13:02
Jack Benny had the best timing and that pained look was always funny.

The worlds biggest ...
By: JHINTON69. on 14 Oct 08, 21:49:43
The worlds biggest cheapskate trying to get a buck off of Groucho! Let me at that Duck!! Then it kills him to admit his age!! I remember both of their shows. Thanks for the post.

Saturday Night Live ...
By: ToolsnFire. on 11 Oct 08, 02:40:00
Saturday Night Live does it too.

If Jack Benny ...
By: ToolsnFire. on 11 Oct 08, 02:38:16
If Jack Benny wasn't gay, then gay wasn't 'invented' yet.

This is very funny. ...
By: makeMeMAD95. on 08 Oct 08, 09:08:06
This is very funny. I like Groucho the best

Irene Tedrow was a ...
By: Bendito2006. on 07 Oct 08, 06:38:54
Irene Tedrow was a great actress! I always liked her in everything I saw her in!

I can get into a ...
By: freezazoid. on 06 Oct 08, 20:53:59
I can get into a bastardy mood when I'm drinking and watching youtube... and I enjoy leaving comments. I'm not trying to personally offend anyone. Just my opinion on comedy. But again, I can see how if you get all the inside jokes this is probably pretty funny. Don't mind me, I just like being a jerk and talking shit.

Fair enough on the ...
By: Soul74. on 06 Oct 08, 19:57:32
Fair enough on the music. As far as this clip goes, I find it odd that the overwhelming majority of comments are positive and supportive, yet you felt you just had to log in and let us all know you didn't think it was funny. What's the point?

what happened to ...
By: selmer6player. on 06 Oct 08, 02:34:10
what happened to the good days? thanks for the post.

Hee Hee Hee. Very ...
By: 224clb22. on 06 Oct 08, 00:57:47
Hee Hee Hee. Very funny from two funny men. I miss them both. Thank you for posting =)

oh, pleeeeaaase! ...
By: freezazoid. on 05 Oct 08, 02:53:41
oh, pleeeeaaase! Dane cook?! Try Bill Hicks and David Cross... Want me to show you clips of Carlin ripping off Bill Hicks? No, I didn't think so. Look, I get how this is pretty funny if you get all of the Benny inside jokes... But inside jokes don't hold up 50 years later. As for musical taste... you definitely have some good ones in there, but don't judge my musical taste based upon my first few youtube vids...I know lots of shit you don't and you probably know lot's of shit I don't.

THIS is Classic!
By: bullcur. on 04 Oct 08, 23:26:48
THIS is Classic!

Groucho bitches about dirty entertainment
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Groucho praises Carrie Snodgrass but makes no mention of Carrie Nye.

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that's why he's ...
By: Gefilta. on 03 Dec 08, 11:14:40
that's why he's called "GROUCH-O", anyway I thought he was joking. Hence he makes his own doyty innuendo, if you don't like innuendo close uendo.

"Anybody can say ...
By: Sin2286. on 29 Nov 08, 15:24:37
"Anybody can say something dirty and get a laugh. But say something clean and get a laugh, that requires a comedian." So true. The comedy in the Marx Brothers films - especially from Groucho - was always so clever and witty, you knew you were really watching something special before you. They don't make a lot of comedians like Groucho Marx anymore, which is a shame.

Except in this case ...
By: missmabel. on 28 Nov 08, 04:57:00
Except in this case, Grouchy had always been a grumpy old man. ;-)

He really was a ...
By: tamnliz. on 27 Nov 08, 23:47:35
He really was a GREAT. If your a fan try to find something of "Waiting for Groucho" by Rhymes with Purple Productions, a Glasgow company. You WILL love it.

mans a fuckin' ...
By: bigshoes1233211. on 24 Nov 08, 09:57:01
mans a fuckin' genious.

Close minded are ...
By: nosferatudasvampir. on 22 Nov 08, 21:11:54
Close minded are those who hate and use insults to prove that they are right. Open minded people use a smile and polite arguments to make a point. :)

He's talking about ...
By: lavverlylad. on 22 Nov 08, 12:52:49
He's talking about 'Oh Calcutta!'.

You're stating a ...
By: DrennonDavis. on 22 Nov 08, 00:30:42
You're stating a personal opinion, I'm stating what I observe every night as a stand-up comedian. Things change. Old acts are replaced with new acts. What was once slang is now common vocabulary. A topic that was once taboo in the 40's, like sex is now WAY out in the open. There's nothing wrong with that. It's called evolution. Whether it's funny or not is just an opinion. Whether it's popular or not is a flat out statistic. By the way, his name is Bill COSBY.

I've seen him with ...
By: Horationelson4ever. on 21 Nov 08, 23:32:37
I've seen him with Crosby he is as funny as he always was, same time as this. And he has a very valid point I feel.

I hate it when ...
By: DrennonDavis. on 21 Nov 08, 11:30:27
I hate it when comedians take comedy too seriously. This is just another example of a comedic legend turning into an irrelevant, grumpy old man. The same thing happened to Cosby. The sense of humor these comedians once possessed turns into bitter closed mind as they watch comedy evolve without them. The only way comedy would stay the same is if society didn't change. As sex becomes more and more acceptable in society, so will it in the arts, including comedy.

Nice dream..Mr.Marx ...
By: 143AC. on 20 Nov 08, 17:31:17
Nice dream..Mr.Marx..But? Dirty,hateful comedy is here to stay.

Come on...lighten ...
By: louienye. on 20 Nov 08, 11:07:30
Come on...lighten up. You can't be serious about my hat comment. He, himself, was joking about it. I have great respect for Groucho and his brothers.

I don't think he ...
By: shibman1103. on 20 Nov 08, 03:49:19
I don't think he resents them because they are dirty or not funny. I think he resents, as most old school comedians do, because they are easy. Like he said "to tell a clean joke and get laughs, that takes a comedian". They think it cheapens the art of comedy when the word fuck is every punchline. That's just my take because I've heard other comedians talk about the subject in that light and I do agree with them. It cheapens it, not because it's dirty, but because it's easy.

Yep, and here you ...
By: klickenpod. on 20 Nov 08, 01:44:43
Yep, and here you are, spending your time, watching Youtube while someone who can afford a 3.2 million dollar hat is usually summering in Monte Carlo. Bless your heart.

he's right - a ...
By: alun101. on 19 Nov 08, 20:18:29
he's right - a cheap laugh is easier by being rude

I actually disagree ...
By: guitarsquiddy. on 18 Nov 08, 10:05:30
I actually disagree. It's pure hypocrisy he advocates. I do agree that 90% of sexual jokes are not funny (American pie is dreadful), but there are good ones. And sorry, but if you tell different jokes in mixed company, than you would tell only to men or only to women, you overslept for about one century. Anything(...), but mindless good taste.

yes you can compare ...
By: Pahis1. on 17 Nov 08, 19:30:38
yes you can compare but I think it's ridiculous. What's funny now is very different than what was funny then.

What would Groucho ...
By: Dudesoft. on 17 Nov 08, 04:32:04
What would Groucho Marx say about rap videos and mainstream porno lol

A termite walks ...
By: ultrakool. on 16 Nov 08, 05:49:50
A termite walks into a bar and says, "Is the bar tender here?" Why did Bill Clinton name his dog Buddy? Because he didn't want to say, "Come, Spot". You be the judge.

Groucho saw a doidy ...
By: ultrakool. on 16 Nov 08, 05:27:00
Groucho saw a doidy boid, sitting on a doidy coib at toidy toid and toid. That's the most ridiculous thing I ever hoid.

groucho marx is the ...
By: 30oo03. on 15 Nov 08, 22:50:30
groucho marx is the man

fogies say the ...
By: rawoctopus. on 15 Nov 08, 18:53:04
fogies say the darndest things

In 1992, the ...
By: louienye. on 15 Nov 08, 12:18:23
In 1992, the tam-o-shanther Groucho is wearing in this clip sold at a Sothby's auction for $3.2 million! Most ever paid for a stupid looking cap. I know this for a fact, because I was the one who bought it.

This is stupid.
By: ntripp. on 15 Nov 08, 06:36:52
This is stupid.

Carlin and Pryor ...
By: jrbm689. on 14 Nov 08, 16:41:50
Carlin and Pryor are humorous when doing observational humor. However, I'm intellectually offended by their filth.

$Groucho Marx- Capt Spalding\$

Groucho Marx- Capt Spalding's Adventures in Africa
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Groucho Marx- Capt Spalding's Adventures in Africa

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Groucho Marx was ...
By: FightDPower. on 01 Dec 08, 03:27:43
Groucho Marx was the finest comedian ever.

Or perhaps 3.
By: Screammas. on 30 Nov 08, 18:57:11
Or perhaps 3.

This man was the ...
By: hememsot. on 29 Nov 08, 02:58:29
This man was the funniest person who ever lived.

grocuho, a ...
By: nextpasteurizada. on 28 Nov 08, 05:18:13
grocuho, a classic!

"irrelephant" ...
By: ummagumma33. on 26 Nov 08, 08:42:46
"irrelephant" hahhahahahaha

The man was a ...
By: Murphyson. on 21 Nov 08, 03:49:44
The man was a genius! My grandma taught me about him, and I love him!

I watched the Marx ...
By: acydeucy. on 11 Nov 08, 00:32:33
I watched the Marx brothers back in the 50s, when I was a young child. I found them hysterical, even if half of their jokes probably went over my head. These guys were truly brilliant. I appreciate them more now, given that I catch all of their jokes and plays on words, many of which are quite clever and original. Three chairs for the Marx brothers!

Fucking classic. So ...
By: BsnjoNerd. on 06 Nov 08, 06:16:08
Fucking classic. So quick, you've got to be on your toes to catch all the jokes he throws in.

Haha. Oh, Harpo.
By: Veggieman87. on 05 Nov 08, 23:11:30
Haha. Oh, Harpo.

you take care of ...
By: sperdoj. on 13 Oct 08, 19:50:30
you take care of your animals, i'll take care of mine!

mallic: Say, are ...
By: NGS712. on 05 Oct 08, 04:00:35
mallic: Say, are you repeating me?

What they were ...
By: Raffle08. on 30 Sep 08, 13:49:29
What they were really looking for was an alcohol.

make that two good ...
By: mallic42. on 29 Sep 08, 01:59:12
make that two good sir

edible: 'i know ...
By: NGS712. on 26 Sep 08, 04:45:45
edible: 'i know that there's at least one of my generation who loves this stuff!' Better make that two.

You're in luck. ;D
By: Mast3rFr3aky. on 20 Sep 08, 02:51:03
You're in luck. ;D

But wasn't Groucho ...
By: Amir3793. on 14 Sep 08, 07:12:37
But wasn't Groucho a liberal

"one day i shot an ...
By: Mysterian326. on 12 Sep 08, 22:03:57
"one day i shot an elephant in my pajamas. how he got in my pajamas, i dont know." lol. you know, before i did research on Marx, this was the only line of his i knew. that and "well, fancy meeting you here." lol, this guy was brilliant. even more so when you remember that he ad libbed most of the time! lol, he was a comic genius. then again, the Marx bros in general were comic geniuses. "The first morning saw us up at 6, breakfast and back in bed at 7." lol

"...but that's ...
By: NorthernStar1991. on 08 Sep 08, 15:41:11
"...but that's entirely irrelephant" xD

The woman does a ...
By: Arrowdodger. on 04 Sep 08, 08:01:30
The woman does a fantastic job of playing the straightman, though you can see her probably get pretty close to losing her cool with his explanation for smoking meat, since the eye roll would be a little out of character for someone who isn't supposed to "get it".

this makes me laugh ...
By: ediblesponge. on 26 Aug 08, 01:25:04
this makes me laugh like nothing else :p this and Tom Lehrer :p absolutely superb! alas, such supreme wit and wordplay seems to have declined in recent years :( still, i find faith in the fact that, as a 16 year old, i know that there's at least one of my generation who loves this stuff!

"This bear was ...
By: obiwanobiwan13. on 21 Aug 08, 04:05:58
"This bear was aneminc, and could afford to go away for the winter. You take care of your animals and I'll take care of mine." LOL! Again! :) Like them all, but Groucho's my favorite, and then Harpo, though that's not to take anything away from Chico.

lmfao!
By: revengeofcleveland. on 20 Aug 08, 07:05:09
lmfao!

frozen north, my eye
By: woohoo1551. on 17 Aug 08, 17:16:40
frozen north, my eye

I had to watch it ...
By: deskducker. on 17 Aug 08, 02:09:02
I had to watch it twice to get the "three cheers" part. Wit is lost today, humour is shoveled at you in a most crude manner.

hehehe three chairs
By: plugindave. on 12 Aug 08, 11:39:13
hehehe three chairs

$Groucho Marx - \"Strange Interlude\"$

Groucho Marx - "Strange Interlude"
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"One man and one ...
By: thucy2. on 02 Dec 08, 21:42:51
"One man and one woman was good enough for your grandmother, but who wants to marry your grandmother? Nobody!" It figures that Groucho would be the one to dream up the perfect comeback to Proposition 8!

noon to three budday
By: moochcassidy202. on 17 Nov 08, 16:01:58
noon to three budday

I was watching this ...
By: virus75154. on 17 Nov 08, 10:10:15
I was watching this...is this mooch from the ron and fez show?

"Party... party. ...
By: DrCox8D. on 15 Nov 08, 05:50:49
"Party... party. Here I am talking of parties. I came down here for a party and what happens? Nothing. Not even ice cream. The gods look down and laugh." Haha, my GOSH I love Groucho! xD

My friend did a ...
By: Yellothar4. on 15 Nov 08, 01:05:05
My friend did a high school production of this. It was fantastic. They adjusted some of the lines though. For instance... "You can go live with your folks.... And I can go live with your folks.... And you can go caucus with the republicans!" "It is the foundation of the American home!" "Well then again so is foreclosure."

Very intelligent ...
By: traf1852. on 06 Nov 08, 12:51:44
Very intelligent humour. I never get tired of watching Groucho

Genius
By: ToolsnFire. on 16 Oct 08, 01:25:54
Genius

I know he's ...
By: oxofro. on 24 Sep 08, 13:37:49
I know he's parodying O'Neill here, but surely that's also spoofing John Gay's line in 'The Beggar's Opera': "How happy could I be with either, were t'other dear charmer away."! There really is something for everyone! I love the way he says, "And so have YOU!"

the gods look down ...
By: letsfuku. on 24 Aug 08, 02:22:18
the gods look down and laugh

not even any ice ...
By: letsfuku. on 24 Aug 08, 02:05:22
not even any ice cream

This is my favorite ...
By: 54spiritedwill54. on 01 Aug 08, 21:43:31
This is my favorite groucho scene.."Big cluck like you turning cute on me" LMAO

"A big cluck like ...
By: mikagamio. on 23 Jul 08, 03:46:08
"A big cluck like you turning cute on me" Love it!

im fascinated too - ...
By: bobbidiggi. on 20 Jul 08, 00:08:07
im fascinated too - right on the arm! hahaha took me a while to get that 1

'he shot her a ...
By: kjhnic. on 16 Jul 08, 03:26:09
'he shot her a glance...while a smile played on his lips' classic

''are you alone?'' ...
By: TheBlackUtahraptor. on 29 Jun 08, 16:50:09
''are you alone?'' ''captain, I don't understand'' ''what!? you don't understand being alone? don't give me that innocent stuff or you'll be alone!'' Pure genius!

'How happy I could ...
By: singingspot. on 27 Jun 08, 23:59:44
'How happy I could be with either of these two if both of them just went away.' hahahahaha.....can't beat 'em

Classic!
By: KARENCOGS. on 26 Jun 08, 21:14:21
Classic!

will you wash out a ...
By: juanodropped1. on 08 Jun 08, 17:17:31
will you wash out a pair of socks for me? this is a mechanical age of course. i'm fascinated too, right on the arm. noone writes like this anymore because most audiences are too slow.

i LOVE the marx ...
By: Noberu. on 31 May 08, 04:50:46
i LOVE the marx brothers! : D

That's bigamy! ...
By: ookland81. on 17 May 08, 13:16:14
That's bigamy! That's big of me too! I think this is one of the great comedy lines of all time. His work is time less.

I did ten in ...
By: Rabelaisiangoose. on 02 Apr 08, 03:18:18
I did ten in Leavenworth & eleven in Twelveworth. And 5&10 in Woolworth.

Thats How It Was ...
By: Morahman7vnNo2. on 19 Mar 08, 01:24:34
Thats How It Was Done In The Old Days! They Played Foot Ball Instaed Of Base Ball, Didn't Have 3 Base's. They Had To Work It The Whole 9 Yards And Then Work The Other 41 For A Touch Down, Back Then Girls Didn't Give It Up Front, They Made Them Work For It.

That's bigamy! ...
By: nans. on 03 Mar 08, 12:07:05
That's bigamy! That's big of me too! xD Excellent...

And this is because ...
By: sdcharley. on 01 Mar 08, 17:46:13
And this is because of the 1929 crash

Fantastic post! ...
By: sarantakis. on 29 Feb 08, 03:35:45
Fantastic post! Thanks. Groucho at his best.

Lydia the Tattooed Lady
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Groucho sings his signature song, "Lydia the Tattooed Lady," in At the Circus

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My name is Lydia lol
By: McFlyandJoBroLover. on 03 Dec 08, 20:21:43
My name is Lydia lol

this song is so ...
By: diddyanne12593. on 28 Nov 08, 22:41:29
this song is so funny....more so to me cause my name is Lydia!

this was done in ...
By: ser132. on 27 Nov 08, 23:15:40
this was done in 1939.

strange
By: zacattack1018. on 26 Nov 08, 18:49:33
strange

love groucho man... ...
By: abrahamlincoln0900. on 23 Nov 08, 20:26:58
love groucho man....classic

lol heather =D ...
By: BethanyStorm. on 17 Nov 08, 21:57:16
lol heather =D hey!

word
By: freshnikes3444. on 17 Nov 08, 03:12:57
word

Such a great movie. ...
By: velvetsnape. on 12 Nov 08, 22:11:29
Such a great movie. I love the Marx Brothers. Dudemantwo needs a sense of humor and appreciation.

Strange but so cute ...
By: XxJellyBeanSkullsxX. on 11 Nov 08, 05:13:44
Strange but so cute! At least he's creative.

My best friend's ...
By: soldiergirl84. on 10 Nov 08, 03:30:03
My best friend's husband used to serenade her with this song. Yes, he is strange.

Lol, my teacher ...
By: xlovexstonedxchickx. on 30 Oct 08, 22:18:05
Lol, my teacher calls me Lydia and he plays this song all the time! haha. Your tha best Mr. Sime!

its from the 1920s ...
By: DUCKTUBS. on 26 Oct 08, 15:53:37
its from the 1920s or 30s. I found out about this song because im reading a book called "Lyddie" and my dad started sining it because he'd just seen it on TV.

how old is this
By: fingerboard621. on 25 Oct 08, 02:40:17
how old is this

Yeah, maybe they ...
By: glenside505. on 19 Oct 08, 16:28:26
Yeah, maybe they are, but I would have rather lived back then

my name is lydia o_0
By: x0iiTSWiSSA0x. on 12 Oct 08, 02:39:02
my name is lydia o_0

The people are ...
By: dudemantwo. on 11 Oct 08, 01:55:45
The people are corny...

02 october - ...
By: gscotm55. on 03 Oct 08, 02:45:55
02 october - Groucho's Birthday! Thank you for being alive same time as me - but even - not - leaving behind perfect magic that causes smiles.

this is my fav song ...
By: Georgiadawgsboy. on 27 Sep 08, 15:49:27
this is my fav song ever

this is a classic. ...
By: bhsdallas. on 27 Sep 08, 00:46:00
this is a classic. Love. My bosses name is Lydia...I may have to sing this to her...

The rhyming of this ...
By: mudcatGS86. on 24 Sep 08, 21:04:48
The rhyming of this song is incredible. Groucho's delivery is beyond measure. I often find myself singing this - I'm so glad that YouTube & UncleScoopy has brought this gem to us!

Wow, what a skill ...
By: weikko79. on 23 Sep 08, 22:36:47
Wow, what a skill in self-reference.

I just saw this ...
By: ashie20. on 23 Sep 08, 17:23:22
I just saw this song on the muppet show! lol

It is just so fun ...
By: andersonchap. on 15 Sep 08, 06:09:19
It is just so fun to watch such a great performance!! Fantastic!!

I love Groucho, he ...
By: BonzoGal1980. on 10 Sep 08, 16:57:35
I love Groucho, he was an absolute master of comedy. And the best part, with the exception of a few innuendos, his jokes were CLEAN!

Very clean..
By: blinko656. on 08 Sep 08, 05:24:16
Very clean..

Groucho Marx and Frank Sinatra (1951)
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Groucho Marx and Frank Sinatra sing "It's Only Money".

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what film is this
By: 2x4b4wqp. on 02 Nov 08, 11:26:46
what film is this

I think Groucho is ...
By: gscotm55. on 07 Oct 08, 02:53:07
I think Groucho is out of his element when not performing with his Brothers. It doesn't seem true or alive.

("The poor shoonk ...
By: wcbombers21. on 12 Sep 08, 21:27:46
("The poor shoonk without it, the girls don't give dates") lolz isn't that the truth...shoot woman haven't change lolz

Great songs. Great ...
By: PulseCzar101. on 31 Aug 08, 10:19:39
Great songs. Great comedy. It's amazing how many gags we see in films these days come from the Marx Brothers and Rat Pack films.

Really? That's ...
By: hawkssens. on 20 Aug 08, 11:35:41
Really? That's interesting.

Frank reminded ...
By: meanwiddlekid. on 20 Aug 08, 00:46:49
Frank reminded Zeppo's widow Barbara of Zeppo too. That's why she married Sinatra.

I wonder what ...
By: 123Rockchild. on 31 Jul 08, 05:40:53
I wonder what Groucho thought of young Frankie?

very very nice ...
By: ggross144. on 23 Jul 08, 04:42:46
very very nice sinatra is the man!

Who's Ozzy Nelson?
By: Beckylou87. on 16 Jul 08, 17:24:51
Who's Ozzy Nelson?

Chill, my ...
By: searcherboy. on 16 Jul 08, 05:00:34
Chill, my irony-free friend. I was kidding. Who else could that be next to Groucho, Ozzy Nelson?

That's Frank ...
By: Beckylou87. on 16 Jul 08, 00:41:22
That's Frank Sinatra you clueless dope!

Frank reminds me of ...
By: hawkssens. on 15 Jul 08, 08:21:54
Frank reminds me of Zeppo (Marx) in this vid...

I GOTTA see this ...
By: Beckylou87. on 07 Jun 08, 02:13:53
I GOTTA see this movie!

Love that Frank! ...
By: SugarySweetLove. on 19 May 08, 01:33:25
Love that Frank! Great video!

Utterly brilliant!
By: BillDFC. on 06 May 08, 12:56:05
Utterly brilliant!

AWESOME
By: moarajuliana. on 24 Apr 08, 17:57:42
AWESOME

The movie is Double ...
By: thunderflashmartin. on 19 Apr 08, 10:28:26
The movie is Double Dynamite (1951 RKO) also stared Jane Russell

whats the name of ...
By: RexB. on 14 Apr 08, 07:08:11
whats the name of this movie? im only 21, I wasnt even born! -- Sent from my Helio Ocean

My two heroes. Just ...
By: skatekristianstad. on 26 Mar 08, 00:26:18
My two heroes. Just love it.

2 großartige ...
By: Reallive6. on 22 Mar 08, 19:10:17
2 großartige Super-Künstler!!!

For some reason a ...
By: ragemanchoo82. on 12 Mar 08, 09:41:28
For some reason a lot of chicks don't. Even moreso with the Three Stooges. *shrug*

cute! Groucho ...
By: peacewomanisrael. on 24 Feb 08, 11:37:21
cute! Groucho loves the artwork! funny how they were running in place with film behind them....

I love Frank and ...
By: hawkssens. on 17 Feb 08, 09:26:21
I love Frank and Groucho!

Hoooonk! =D
By: coltonthehead. on 08 Feb 08, 21:36:15
Hoooonk! =D

<3 ...
By: IPunchaUInTheFace. on 31 Jan 08, 15:23:10

$Groucho Marx What\$

Groucho Marx What's My Line?
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Groucho and company questioning female wrestler.

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Is not!
By: GolumTR. on 05 Nov 08, 03:48:12
Is not!

Nice rug, Groucho.
By: thephotoplayer. on 04 Nov 08, 08:26:58
Nice rug, Groucho.

Poor Dorothy ...
By: Oppledeldoc. on 20 Oct 08, 16:01:47
Poor Dorothy Kilgallen - when Groucho wasn't providing the jokes, she was making them accidentally! When people talk about "naive" ' 50s entertainment, I think about things like this. It usually WASN'T naive!

:23 thats a blond ...
By: rockingdylan. on 11 Oct 08, 21:36:49
:23 thats a blond joke

so funny ...thanks ...
By: bebop54. on 07 Oct 08, 13:11:21
so funny ...thanks alot for this enjoyable clip !

John Daley trying ...
By: bobandrayfan1. on 16 Sep 08, 19:13:29
John Daley trying to keep his composure is worth watching it again and again..

I read on her imdb ...
By: bubblinbrownsugar616. on 09 Sep 08, 23:29:53
I read on her imdb page that she meant business when it came down to finding out the profession and she always was frustrated that she wasn't as popular as the rest who were funny and joking a lot. Now I don't know if that's true but to me, that's what made her stand out from the others her seriousness. The few I've seen, she gets it almost every time and I say to the tv, "Miss Kilgallen...time for a vacation!" LOL!! :) They left with only 5 or 10 dollars!!! LOL!

Lol "I quit, I quit ...
By: iheartpladypuses. on 20 Aug 08, 19:21:22
Lol "I quit, I quit!" Hilarious clip..... love Dorothy and Groucho

Watching a bunch of ...
By: WileyCoyote69. on 19 Aug 08, 15:03:32
Watching a bunch of these, Dorothy Kilgallen seems to consistently be the most astute questioner, by far. Then again, she wasn't some lame actress, she was a Pulitzer Prize winning newspaper woman, when she wasn't busy being the smartest panelist on game shows.

Groucho = Awesome. ...
By: WileyCoyote69. on 19 Aug 08, 14:58:52
Groucho = Awesome. Every single time.

omg first one ...
By: 26mae1987. on 18 Aug 08, 13:24:49
omg first one sooooooo funny would you say you deal with more sex?lol and blones make work for being bonde what? were they drunk by any chance? but funny lol

Groucho is an ...
By: soulierinvestments. on 15 Jul 08, 04:06:00
Groucho is an inspiration to well read wise guys everywhere. Dorothy Kilgallen did remarkably well with her questioning what with Groucho's constant wiseguy asides. Do you alter their appearance?

You can't get angry ...
By: PaxInvictis. on 24 Jun 08, 17:36:40
You can't get angry nor offended by these questions, come on. It's so funny that you can't get angry, you can't feel insulted neither.

Groucho is one of ...
By: GolumTR. on 24 Jun 08, 00:32:31
Groucho is one of the few people who can imply that a woman is a prostitute without insulting her.

Should of done the ...
By: DahcS. on 08 Jun 08, 11:24:50
Should of done the whole segment

I forgot remember ...
By: carlsperr. on 03 Jun 08, 13:28:19
I forgot remember it was live then

"Do you in any way ...
By: davemock. on 18 May 08, 01:31:30
"Do you in any way alter their appearance?" And JCD bursts out laughing. Great clip!

Judy Grable was the ...
By: TomBarrister. on 15 May 08, 21:00:31
Judy Grable was the stage name of Nellya Burres-Baughman.

Groucho was great, ...
By: fishhead06. on 13 May 08, 21:27:54
Groucho was great, but Bennett Cerf was priceless!

According to ...
By: nuness20. on 11 May 08, 00:24:31
According to Wikipedia, she was 82. Her name was Judy Grable, not Joyce. I haven't seen any official news reports of the death.

They were probably ...
By: carlsperr. on 10 May 08, 08:33:48
They were probably too busy laughing LOL

He was mad because ...
By: carlsperr. on 10 May 08, 08:30:30
He was mad because she said he was involved with the mafia in her column and criticized him for it.

Realy? How old?
By: cjd2171. on 09 May 08, 04:08:36
Realy? How old?

Joyce Grable - the ...
By: GShea. on 08 May 08, 23:35:28
Joyce Grable - the wrestler - passed away this morning. :(

Groucho was amazing ...
By: cjd2171. on 07 May 08, 01:51:15
Groucho was amazing. Jerry Lewis, in his most recent autobiography, referred to Chico and Harpo as the "Important" ones but Groucho is the one we all remember, not, of course, to take anything back from the other brothers' achievements.

Groucho Marx- 7 Cent Nickle
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Groucho Marx- 7 Cent Nickle

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Thank you. Someone ...
By: PsychicKnife. on 01 Dec 08, 23:42:45
Thank you. Someone who has actually read something and done some research before making the absurd claim "It was all ad-libbed!"

No, the dialog is ...
By: PsychicKnife. on 01 Dec 08, 23:41:01
No, the dialog is NOT ad-libbed. You can buy the scripts, and you will see, word-for-word except for little asides, that the actors followed the scripts.

Imagine trying to ...
By: farmgent. on 27 Nov 08, 03:28:58
Imagine trying to learn Groucho's lines!

idk about that ...
By: goalieforlife17. on 25 Nov 08, 05:48:44
idk about that groucho rarely stuck to the script!

Actually, it was ...
By: boxelder602. on 12 Nov 08, 21:14:00
Actually, it was probably scripted. Notice that Groucho says "can I look at a program?" This was probably a line they used in the play that they decided to transfer to the film.

LMAO he's a pisser. ...
By: sHaDoWoFsWoRdS. on 12 Nov 08, 13:32:25
LMAO he's a pisser...love the way he rolls his eyes..hahahaha....u cant have a normal conversation with this guy, he always makes everything confused...he's so bloody original...no-one like him

and east is east ...
By: Camocupcaykz. on 11 Nov 08, 00:43:03
and east is east and west is west! and if you take cranberries and stewed them like applesauce it tastes much more like prunes then rhubarb does! lol SO RANDOM! LOVE IT!

i love the marx ...
By: AlbinoJedi. on 10 Nov 08, 20:37:05
i love the marx brothers! they are awesome! i agree with you goalieforlife17, that line is awesomely hilarious. i also like how groucho says "ok, you take uraguay and i'll take mine. lol! :)

I really like that ...
By: rozniy. on 07 Nov 08, 14:54:46
I really like that there's no canned laughter in it... you really laugh without cue.

"and if you take ...
By: goalieforlife17. on 07 Nov 08, 02:46:33
"and if you take crandberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does..." LMAO absolutely amazing, crazy, but priceless!!!!! I LOVE THE MARX BROTHERS!!!!!

this whole scene is ...
By: AudiKid27. on 03 Nov 08, 23:27:10
this whole scene is improv... priceless

@ DocHackenbush ...
By: DrCox8D. on 02 Nov 08, 01:29:56
@ DocHackenbush Haha, that's what I've always wondered, but if it was a mistake, it's really hard to notice with Groucho's incredible timing. xD By the way, I love your username! :3

I wonder if the ...
By: DocHackenbush. on 27 Oct 08, 11:52:34
I wonder if the mistake with the names was accidental and they were improvising...

"I withdraw the ...
By: boychildnew1. on 26 Oct 08, 02:06:02
"I withdraw the question. This guy takes things seriously, it isn't safe to ask him a simple question..." - oh yes!... this is a good example of how there is actually something kind of serious behind the comedy of the Marx Brothers. A depth that gives it more power to make us love it. As the guy above says, after I heard Groucho saying this i felt 'Oh, maybe ive been too serious like that sometimes! - i should have a more relaxed attitude, more flexible and humourous.'

"My retirement will ...
By: acfiorentina. on 25 Oct 08, 11:50:03
"My retirement will be the greatest contribution to science that the world has ever known."

That was supposed ...
By: Sperium3000. on 24 Oct 08, 14:21:10
That was supposed to be the father of modern comedy doing what REALLY is comedy.

"This is your ...
By: Sperium3000. on 24 Oct 08, 14:17:35
"This is your chance, Mr. Channel, when I think what you've done for this country, and by the way WHAT have you done for this country?"

"I withdraw the ...
By: OffWhiteCow. on 17 Oct 08, 09:24:22
"I withdraw the question. This guy takes everything seriously, it isn't safe to ask him a simple question..." I'll never look at asking a question in the same way again. (From now on, I'm gonna listen to asking a question!)

Mimm: 'I think ...
By: NGS712. on 11 Oct 08, 04:44:17
Mimm: 'I think that's a wonderful idea!' ;)

he is too good
By: Coldacre. on 10 Oct 08, 02:47:03
he is too good

really funny, ...
By: skeedu. on 07 Oct 08, 22:05:23
really funny, Groucho Rocks

It's from "Animal ...
By: NorthernStar1991. on 05 Oct 08, 16:10:13
It's from "Animal Crackers"

what movie is this ...
By: redsox1006. on 05 Oct 08, 04:06:11
what movie is this from?

Groncho is the ...
By: arnoldwarrior15. on 02 Oct 08, 23:30:59
Groncho is the Man.Love You Man.

I love groucho. I ...
By: Mimm42. on 02 Oct 08, 17:45:08
I love groucho. I bet, if he was around today, or if there was someone who still had the razor yet slightly surreal wit, there would be much less anger and violence. I mean, the best way to disarm a fight is to make people laugh. And confusing them helps too.

Singing and talking parrot Groucho (high resolution)
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Amazing singing and talking parrot Groucho
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how do you teach a ...
By: nibargerswife51482. on 03 Dec 08, 07:34:02
how do you teach a bird to do that? & how long does it take?

The bird lives as ...
By: taylorwadeson. on 01 Dec 08, 02:38:44
The bird lives as long as humans.. its grown up with the owner its just as comfortable with people as we are.. ( replying to laraandleoforever) lol.. Obviously the parrot loves it

He sings better ...
By: benlelijk. on 28 Nov 08, 19:47:28
He sings better than me :O

thank you hehe
By: laraandleoforever. on 28 Nov 08, 08:26:07
thank you hehe

I do agree to 100%. ...
By: sebum666. on 28 Nov 08, 03:41:57
I do agree to 100%. You make me realise something

thats cool how the ...
By: SkitchCorp. on 28 Nov 08, 00:00:25
thats cool how the parrots freakin bi-lingual.....im not.....

poor bird. they ...
By: laraandleoforever. on 27 Nov 08, 20:33:17
poor bird. they used to be free and now they are trained by people just so that THEY can get a moment in the spotlight. its cruel. the birds are uncomfortable with people laughing, how would the bird know whats going on? it might be a nice owner, but i dont think animals should be used to entertain, its just like a circus, cruel, and totally wrong. just my opinion. dont shout lol

i wish i was at the ...
By: Drlorry. on 25 Nov 08, 02:12:40
i wish i was at the show

haha that is ...
By: ASKB5623. on 24 Nov 08, 01:51:13
haha that is amazing!

aloutte gentille ...
By: hslpanda. on 18 Nov 08, 00:14:29
aloutte gentille aloutte, alloutte je te plumerai!!! hahaha! i think that bird can sing better then i can!

jajaja esta mejor ...
By: Sergiovsr. on 17 Nov 08, 08:54:07
jajaja esta mejor tu comentario que el video!

now the expression ...
By: PIRATESROCK101. on 16 Nov 08, 14:40:33
now the expression 'u ave a bird brain' is a compliment

He sings better ...
By: gabrielirlanda. on 16 Nov 08, 14:29:49
He sings better than I

????????????????????
By: gurikyon. on 14 Nov 08, 12:40:22
????????????????????

dat bird is so cool
By: lilww2kid. on 13 Nov 08, 19:32:59
dat bird is so cool

Not to mention that ...
By: rage0976. on 12 Nov 08, 03:45:05
Not to mention that the parrot's beak is moving to the words in the songs.

funny!! lol
By: hellomotor111. on 11 Nov 08, 19:24:32
funny!! lol

parrots do talk, ...
By: loopofpoop. on 11 Nov 08, 06:17:19
parrots do talk, besides that would be an odd voice for a ventriloquist to act out. On another note she'd need a microphone next to her in order for her to ventriloquize right?

To " ...
By: kkloskklos. on 09 Nov 08, 00:52:44
To "everythingsrandom":With time and training, parrots can be taught to talk. You undoubtedly have computer access, so you can use the internet to open your mind a bit. Or, if you're just trying to be funny or annoying, work harder not to dishonor yourself by appearing to be an ignorant fool.

mother fucker u ...
By: everythingsrandom. on 08 Nov 08, 23:41:11
mother fucker u bitch you are so talking for the bird, the bird is NOT talking!

that is so cool
By: liplipgirl123. on 08 Nov 08, 23:12:33
that is so cool

That is so fucking ...
By: Twist387. on 07 Nov 08, 10:30:55
That is so fucking cool i want a parrot like that

lol!!!!
By: keyranael. on 03 Nov 08, 14:40:27
lol!!!!

id kill that bird ...
By: XxlingmaoxX. on 03 Nov 08, 04:13:37
id kill that bird if it woke me up @_@

lollllll !!!
By: terracom1. on 02 Nov 08, 15:58:03
lollllll !!!

$Groucho Marx - \$

Groucho Marx - 'Hello, I Must Be Going'
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"Do you mind if I ...
By: Dreth363. on 03 Dec 08, 11:17:35
"Do you mind if I don't smoke?"

Groucho was ...
By: skyemcleod1. on 03 Dec 08, 00:57:51
Groucho was actually pretty athletic! At this time in his life, he was playing tennis with another genius,Charlie Chaplin. He's so hilariously lithe in his crazy dance! Can't imagine how great that was to see in person. Long live the Marx Bros.! No one else today comes close! Thankx for posting!

"I'll do anything ...
By: jdsmyhero85. on 27 Nov 08, 04:05:40
"I'll do anything you say, in fact I'll even stay! But I must be goiiiing..." Hahahahahahahahahaha Freakin' classic!!!

My mom has this on ...
By: OriginalAlphathewolf. on 26 Nov 08, 17:09:40
My mom has this on a VHS tape along with some other Marx Borthers Movies.

LOL. Hilarious.. ...
By: Oneechan8. on 21 Nov 08, 23:13:05
LOL. Hilarious.. Love it!! Haha.. :D

A sedan chair.
By: Jagi79. on 18 Nov 08, 04:35:03
A sedan chair.

This may seem odd ...
By: NaviLight. on 16 Nov 08, 15:31:26
This may seem odd but I need to know the name of the thing the African people carry him in on.

LMAO LITERALLY when ...
By: sHaDoWoFsWoRdS. on 12 Nov 08, 13:23:53
LMAO LITERALLY when he started dancing!

i love his lines ...
By: AlbinoJedi. on 10 Nov 08, 20:40:54
i love his lines and the way he dances! groucho and the rest of the Marx brothers are awesome! they are comedic geniuses!

I love how Groucho ...
By: Veggieman87. on 05 Nov 08, 22:58:15
I love how Groucho goes into "The Walrus and the Carpenter".

"I'll do anything ...
By: NorthernStar1991. on 31 Oct 08, 17:44:47
"I'll do anything you say, in fact I'll even stay...but I must be going"

oh yeah, i heard ...
By: darkhorsegeorge. on 30 Oct 08, 00:34:51
oh yeah, i heard that too. he really wanted to be Firefly so in the blackout scene when harpo and chico are taking the portrait, its actually zeppo who speaks and not groucho o: XD now this song is back in my head!

Actually somewhere ...
By: DocHackenbush. on 29 Oct 08, 16:38:07
Actually somewhere I've read or have seen that Zeppo was so good in also doing comedic stuff that he could replace Groucho when he was ill without the audience recognizing it. Groucho even stated once that in his eyes Zeppo was the funniest of them all but not in front of the camera or on stage...

did someone call me ...
By: SAda940. on 28 Oct 08, 12:21:32
did someone call me shnora? excellent!!

mind if i dont ...
By: drummerdick8290. on 27 Oct 08, 19:29:49
mind if i dont smoke?

This is so true!
By: acfiorentina. on 25 Oct 08, 11:45:01
This is so true!

This song has been ...
By: darkhorsegeorge. on 22 Oct 08, 02:49:02
This song has been stuck in my head ALL. DAY. XD it's so catchy! They say Zeppo has a better voice but I like Groucho's a lot more.

...as surely any ...
By: paradoksimies. on 20 Oct 08, 19:19:55
...as surely any intelligent being is.

Frank Zappa must ...
By: AMAZINGPROSTATE. on 20 Oct 08, 06:38:03
Frank Zappa must have been a Marx Bros fan...

the time has come ...
By: npotash. on 19 Oct 08, 01:20:08
the time has come the walrus said...

I love this!!! ...
By: NicholasBlairStudios. on 18 Oct 08, 23:31:33
I love this!!! Excellent!!!

Takes one to know ...
By: krakelwok. on 13 Oct 08, 00:42:42
Takes one to know another.

you're an idiot.
By: JDev82. on 09 Oct 08, 18:08:08
you're an idiot.

It's the 'censored' ...
By: krakelwok. on 07 Oct 08, 16:54:10
It's the 'censored' version. There's a jump after Margaret Dumont sings, "He is the only white man who covered every acre". Groucho originally responded, "I think I'll try and maker her" which the studio considered too risqué.

haha classic
By: redsox1006. on 05 Oct 08, 04:16:13
haha classic

$Groucho Marx - \"take a letter Jameson\"$

Groucho Marx - "take a letter Jameson"
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Groucho Marx - "take a letter Jameson"

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Gentlemen question ...
By: EverythingInane. on 02 Dec 08, 09:07:22
Gentlemen question mark in re yours of the fifth inst., yours to hand and beg to rep () that we have gone over the ground carefully and we seem to believe, i.e., to wit, e.g., in lieu, that despite all our precautionary measures which have been involved, we seem to believe that it is hardly necessary for us to proceed unless we receive an ipso facto that is not negligible at this moment """" hoping this finds you, I beg to remain, as of june 9th, cordially yours regards

The letter Groucho ...
By: EverythingInane. on 02 Dec 08, 09:07:08
The letter Groucho intended as best I can figure, before the omission: Honorable Charles H. Hungerdunger, care of Hungerdunger, ", ", ", and Mccormick,

the moment where he ...
By: EverythingInane. on 01 Dec 08, 21:07:01
the moment where he stop and then swipes at jameson and talks about omitting the body of the letter is one of the funniest things I've ever seen

Jamison: "You said ...
By: joel1975. on 01 Dec 08, 17:04:51
Jamison: "You said a lot of things that I didn't think important, so I just omitted them." Spaulding has a suprised look. Miss Rittenhouse: "Well!" LMAO!!!

"oh i wish i were ...
By: infdecoy. on 27 Nov 08, 12:56:20
"oh i wish i were back in the jungle where men are monkeys"

"And Jameson... ...
By: SuicidalJesseSalinas. on 26 Nov 08, 01:37:27
"And Jameson...count the spoons."

"Oh if I were a man ...
By: traf1852. on 06 Nov 08, 12:55:22
"Oh if I were a man you would resent that !" ha ha ha ha

Candel: Don't get ...
By: NGS712. on 26 Sep 08, 06:12:18
Candel: Don't get haughty with me! I didn't ask the usher to seat me here.

NGS712 Upstart!!
By: CandelarioGaIvan. on 26 Sep 08, 06:06:09
NGS712 Upstart!!

Candel: I'd say it ...
By: NGS712. on 26 Sep 08, 05:59:20
Candel: I'd say it was worth at least a seven cent nickel. You're a contemptable cur!

Please keep quite ...
By: CandelarioGaIvan. on 12 Sep 08, 03:43:46
Please keep quite will you! HA HA HA HA HA This is priceless

"Thats a fine ...
By: jemscott. on 08 Sep 08, 09:12:49
"Thats a fine letter jameson, thats an epic"

"I think between ...
By: lustrousorchid. on 07 Sep 08, 03:40:46
"I think between the two of us, we can solve the mystery of the stolen painting, especially if you go home." Hahahahaha!

Do not eat Doritos ...
By: rebel390. on 30 Aug 08, 20:21:52
Do not eat Doritos while watching this video... very dangerous. When he makes that wild swing with the whip, I almost choked!

'you left out one ...
By: 54spiritedwill54. on 01 Aug 08, 21:39:30
'you left out one HUNGADUNGA... THE IMPORTANT ONE TOO

Fraggillee! look it ...
By: Ghlan. on 22 Jul 08, 05:13:32
Fraggillee! look it up, its in the dictionary!

"TAKE A NUMBER FROM ...
By: traf1852. on 01 Jul 08, 00:35:23
"TAKE A NUMBER FROM ONE TO TEN!" "Alright" "WHAT'S THE NUMBER ?" "Seven" "THAT'S RIGHT, SEVEN IS RIGHT !" LOLOLOLOLO

'I can get along ...
By: singingspot. on 27 Jun 08, 23:43:24
'I can get along without you, you know! I got along without your father, didn't I? Yes, and your grandfather! Yes, and your uncle. Yes, and -your- uncle! Yes, and my uncle!!' lmbo!!!...Marx bros are always classic!!

No CGI in those ...
By: traf1852. on 26 Jun 08, 14:34:05
No CGI in those days.... just pure genius. Groucho is my favourite of all time

i love this- mainly ...
By: Lardcaptain. on 20 Jun 08, 17:53:30
i love this- mainly becasue it is about zeppo's only laugh. shame- he was apparently very funny off camera. still they rocked without him too. and you are bound to be belittled when you have groucho to contend with.

gentlemen question ...
By: moochcassidy202. on 10 Jun 08, 00:18:36
gentlemen question mark

Margaret Dumont was ...
By: rockville34. on 04 Jun 08, 21:42:18
Margaret Dumont was a character actress who died penniless. She always played the aristocratic elder, but never understood the jokes. She was bald and wore wigs in all of her movies. The Marx Brothers use to hide her wig and years later admitted that they were cruel to her. Her pay was rather low, but during the Depression the movie makers took advantage of most actors. She was great.

I lmao'd when ...
By: pegleg1992. on 13 May 08, 21:25:56
I lmao'd when Groucho attacked Zeppo lawl

Groucho Marx is my ...
By: lipglossveins22. on 13 May 08, 02:08:53
Groucho Marx is my hero.

I love this scene ...
By: freeindeed7. on 01 May 08, 23:52:21
I love this scene in the movie! Thanks for uploading it

Duck Soup clip
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Groucho is the President of Freedonia - this clip has a string of classic Groucho gags - 'you can leave in a minute and a huff'!

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"phonograph needle. ...
By: domkoehller0407. on 30 Nov 08, 03:05:02
"phonograph needle....." :-) They're brilliant :-)

Not to disparage ...
By: LazlosPlane. on 28 Nov 08, 17:12:47
Not to disparage you in the slightest--knowing WHO they (and Chaplin, and Laurel and Hardy, et al,) are is irrelevant. That their humor does not register with you is, to me, tragic. It bespeaks so much of how much society has changed over the past 25 to 30 years, ways that would have been thought impossible. I barely recognize the world and it's culture, aesthetics, etc....

If you knew where I ...
By: guillerm004. on 28 Nov 08, 16:39:40
If you knew where I was from, you'd know i'm lucky to know who Groucho Marx and Charlie Chaplin ARE, all they know over here is kat williams and daddy yankee and it really dissapoints me. Like I said, it's the pun that just doesn't get to mee, it's cheeky insult after cheeky insult, not all jokes have to look other people down you know.

heehee "are you ...
By: weirdchickwee. on 26 Nov 08, 17:02:34
heehee "are you open all day?" hahaha i love his punch lines, but sometimes i feel that i just miss em and im like FUCK WAIT HOLD ON GROUCHO

How old are you? ...
By: LazlosPlane. on 19 Nov 08, 20:01:19
How old are you? Under 40, I bet. As the generations who didn't watch this once a month on TV increases, the appreciation of the Marx Brothers, Laurel and Hardy, Jimmy Durante, etc, becomes smaller and smaller. If it seems like Rod. Dngrfld on speed, you don't get it at all, and sadly, you never will.

This feels like ...
By: guillerm004. on 15 Nov 08, 22:27:00
This feels like Rodney Dangerfield on speed. I'm sorry if I offend people, but I don't find this amusing, maybe it's just a personal dislike for the pun, but I don't find it as amusing as I hoped it would be.

The Marx Brothers ...
By: Alyosha253. on 12 Nov 08, 02:03:11
The Marx Brothers were the masters of comedy.

priceless
By: sserdlihcnaes. on 17 Oct 08, 02:18:54
priceless

One of the funniest ...
By: philgexile. on 09 Oct 08, 14:55:36
One of the funniest people that ever lived....

First time I saw ...
By: Veggieman87. on 03 Oct 08, 23:47:31
First time I saw this movie, I was singing "Hail, Hail Freedonia..." for weeks.

This man is my idol.
By: DrFurball. on 16 Aug 08, 13:54:21
This man is my idol.

people simply ...
By: mardawg12. on 12 Aug 08, 17:07:40
people simply aren't this funny now. "comedians" could learn a lot from them

There are people ...
By: Tsippi. on 28 Jun 08, 14:26:56
There are people who don't get the credit they deserve. Groucho is one of them.

classic comedy and ...
By: SLACKER614. on 22 Jun 08, 15:39:39
classic comedy and satire...one of their best i think..

Groucho and Chico Marx- Left Handed Painting
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Groucho and Chico Marx musician Immanuelle Rivelli try to work out who stole the left handed painting

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"I dont like jr ...
By: jetmech001. on 03 Dec 08, 03:48:34
"I dont like jr crossing the tracks on the way to the reform school........I dont like jr at all as a matter of fact" XD

"So, you're saying ...
By: Screammas. on 30 Nov 08, 19:02:36
"So, you're saying LEFT HANDED MOTHS ate the painting? I could rent you as a decoy to duck hunters."

oh thanks
By: sHaDoWoFsWoRdS. on 26 Nov 08, 06:44:41
oh thanks

Animal Crackers
By: julesthekitten123. on 26 Nov 08, 04:44:32
Animal Crackers

hey which movie is ...
By: sHaDoWoFsWoRdS. on 17 Nov 08, 08:01:18
hey which movie is this from?

LOL..that was my ...
By: sHaDoWoFsWoRdS. on 12 Nov 08, 13:44:06
LOL..that was my fave part, and i love the way groucho gets all happy and grabs his jacket after he said that...lol

from what I read, ...
By: MadJohnEscapes. on 11 Nov 08, 20:50:50
from what I read, the scenes like this, with Groucho and Chico, were mostly improv; just them bouncing lines off of each other. pros.

you open the door, ...
By: Camocupcaykz. on 11 Nov 08, 00:47:08
you open the door, step outside, and there you are. there you are where? outside LOL

Best line: "So ...
By: DilithiumSnake. on 26 Oct 08, 03:36:37
Best line: "So I'de have to go through your room?" Haha, classic understated dirty humor. Even Chico starts laughing like this wasn't really in the script.

"What about the ...
By: MadJohnEscapes. on 22 Oct 08, 19:36:01
"What about the painting that was stolen?" "STOLEN?" "Don't you remember Ms Rittenhouse lost a valuable painting? don't you remember that?" "NO, but I've seen you someplace before!"

GENIUS!
By: johnreidsteenkamp. on 21 Oct 08, 01:00:55
GENIUS!

"Now you take-a ...
By: CuriositysCat. on 23 Sep 08, 02:52:03
"Now you take-a all-a the clues, you put 'em together, whattaya got." "Bread pudding." I love these guys.

"suppose noone in ...
By: itachi1217. on 24 Aug 08, 08:01:19
"suppose noone in the house stole the painting" "then we go to the house next door" "what if there is no house next door?" "then we build one"

Can he be arrested ...
By: frankd1965. on 17 Jul 08, 21:21:13
Can he be arrested for impersonating one. I often told them about impersonating a Canadian.

Moths! Moths Left ...
By: classorisso. on 16 Jul 08, 01:25:06
Moths! Moths Left Handed Moths! LOL!

delicious italian ...
By: bobdolecult. on 29 Jun 08, 13:15:05
delicious italian racism

'...all you gotta' ...
By: singingspot. on 28 Jun 08, 21:56:17
'...all you gotta' do is open the door and there you are. There you are? There you are where? Outside. Suppose you wanted to get back in again? You had no right to go out.' hahahahaha....it never gets old!

"the sherlocka ...
By: spiderman5z. on 26 Jun 08, 18:43:59
"the sherlocka holmes method" lol

haha i love the air ...
By: Itarilde16. on 22 Jun 08, 22:01:46
haha i love the air raid siren noise that Groucho makes at the end!

There is no fair ...
By: rockville34. on 04 Jun 08, 21:56:36
There is no fair comparisons between the Stooges and the Marx Brothers as they performed two different kinds of comedy. Stooges were physical and the Marx Brothers were of stage. Both were tops in their field of comedy. Thanks for the postings

Chico Marx is such ...
By: VenVanilla. on 24 May 08, 06:55:13
Chico Marx is such a classic wog, i love it xD and Groucho, love him!

wow they're young ...
By: weirdalcrazy2timbuk3. on 08 May 08, 20:56:19
wow they're young in this one.

HAHAHAHA Would you ...
By: MoltoAccellerando245. on 30 Mar 08, 21:53:55
HAHAHAHA Would you mind going out and crossing the boulevard when the lights are against you?

well now your ...
By: AyrtonSennaGODsPilot. on 24 Mar 08, 09:09:38
well now your talking what kinda of house do you think we oughta put up

God Blessed Us With ...
By: Morahman7vnNo2. on 20 Mar 08, 18:26:25
God Blessed Us With A Genius That Could Act That Dumb, Franky I Think Groucho Wants God To Have Him.

Duck Soup: Mirror
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A clip from the Groucho Marx Movie, Duck Soup! It's the Mirror sequence with Groucho and Harpo!

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piont being? apart ...
By: jockinabox. on 11 Oct 08, 15:16:38
piont being? apart from anal? just laff at it , dont digest or fúck the thing up! it's bloody good!

doh you cupid stund ...
By: jockinabox. on 11 Oct 08, 15:09:36
doh you cupid stund, we know this fer christ sake what are the teaching you? apart from my bad speeling? lol

Trick Photography. ...
By: 1Faith1Fate. on 12 Aug 08, 23:51:31
Trick Photography. They stoped the filming, switched hats, and started the real again to give it the illusion that the hat magically appeared. They did the same thing in I Dream of Jenie.

cuz its groucho not ...
By: thedemon38. on 06 Aug 08, 18:36:36
cuz its groucho not chicco thats the other one in the mirror scene

Descacharrante!! ...
By: Argonelo. on 18 Jul 08, 20:20:13
Descacharrante!! jajajaja, de lo mejor de la historia del cine! Marx Brothers forever!

weikko are you a ...
By: ROBERT9205. on 11 Jul 08, 00:02:46
weikko are you a little slow?? my point is,why then are they the same size in the video

He probably is. So?
By: weikko79. on 10 Jul 08, 23:23:56
He probably is. So?

how can harpo ...
By: kristolaos. on 04 Jul 08, 10:36:37
how can harpo change the black hat with the white one?

Holy Smoke! I found ...
By: gangerollo. on 06 Jun 08, 19:30:58
Holy Smoke! I found it! This one is SICK SICK SICK! I remeber this scene as a child and now It's back in daddys arms. It's so funny, hilarious, brilliant, ingenious...gosh! I'd sent out a Mayday before but now I'll survive. Thank you 1000 times swarfiel and a big hug. And I owe you one because you have really made my day. I will caress this as my fav pet. Best regards/Roland

I thought harpo was ...
By: ROBERT9205. on 18 May 08, 04:04:56
I thought harpo was 2 inches shorter that chico,can someone explain this to me?

Piece of trivia: ...
By: adironak. on 22 Feb 08, 03:53:33
Piece of trivia: this scene was shot without a script on a Saturday morning with no sound crew. They rehearsed it once and did it in one take.

Groucho is my hero. ...
By: Just1Cornetto. on 08 Jan 08, 22:08:40
Groucho is my hero. This clip is a classic!

I can't stop ...
By: Trudeau790. on 09 Nov 07, 17:25:05
I can't stop laughing. Especially after they switch sides!!!

Superb!!
By: Allen2880. on 16 Oct 07, 20:00:08
Superb!!

classic. the hat ...
By: weekendrockstar87. on 04 Oct 07, 15:39:48
classic. the hat part is the best joke of theirs ive seen.

Pure Genius!!!!
By: scrabby1. on 21 Sep 07, 05:00:33
Pure Genius!!!!

lmfao
By: Galantstar. on 16 Sep 07, 10:08:08
lmfao

I guess Harpo ...
By: weikko79. on 28 Jul 07, 23:25:24
I guess Harpo cleans it all up in a matter of seconds. Incidentally, I think this scene works best at the cinema, with the audience laughing. Without the laughter it's just not the same. I wouldn't want to see it with a laugh track, though.

This is when you ...
By: dhindsjr. on 27 Jul 07, 19:08:23
This is when you know they are definitely brothers. They both look just like Groucho!

whers the glass
By: yamoy12. on 16 Jul 07, 16:25:34
whers the glass

because you expect ...
By: OrangeKubrick. on 19 Jun 07, 21:21:31
because you expect him to pull out the wrong hat, its a joke

why does the hat ...
By: dodgy182. on 29 Apr 07, 12:34:46
why does the hat change colour..

I love this scene. ...
By: Wrightfan. on 27 Mar 07, 17:20:38
I love this scene. The part where picks up the hat is classic.

Classic Marx Bros. ...
By: lecagot2. on 11 Mar 07, 08:05:13
Classic Marx Bros. Shows their comic genius.

Absolutely ...
By: eviliostyles. on 31 Jan 07, 16:03:54
Absolutely hilarious. But what happened to all the broken glass?!

$Groucho Marx - Mystery Guest on What\$

Groucho Marx - Mystery Guest on What's My Line?
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Episode date October 13, 1963
Groucho signs in as "Mr. + Mrs. John Smith".
He is promoting his 4th book Memoirs of a Mangy Lover.

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Did you ever notice ...
By: floafy1. on 24 Nov 08, 09:30:46
Did you ever notice Peter O'Toole has a double phallic name? G. Marx.

I wonder if he ...
By: SIMPFANN. on 10 Nov 08, 01:48:12
I wonder if he could do wordplay and make puns in German as fluently and quickly as he did in English..

Yes, you are ...
By: derfla1977. on 02 Nov 08, 06:13:49
Yes, you are absolutely correct SIMPFANN! His mother's family was German and his father's family was French. And he spoke German fluently as it was his first language.

He actually was ...
By: SIMPFANN. on 26 Oct 08, 15:07:29
He actually was German on his mother's side- as far as I know he spoke German fluently.

these are my ...
By: musicplusfood. on 24 Oct 08, 09:16:06
these are my principles and if you don't like them... i have others.

Yeah, you're ...
By: solord. on 16 Oct 08, 13:59:41
Yeah, you're probably are right about that Howard Of OZ. But I still think Rickels could stay with for a few rounds and then Groucho would just wear him down and then just take him out. Nobody did it better than Groucho. NOBODY.

Time flies like the ...
By: nastydanstudios. on 14 Oct 08, 23:51:33
Time flies like the wind, but Fruit flies like bananas.

oh Groucho would ...
By: HowardOfOz. on 12 Oct 08, 08:34:24
oh Groucho would smoke Rickles.....and Rickles is damn good

We took some ...
By: Sctmpsn. on 03 Oct 08, 05:20:10
We took some pictures of the native girls, but they weren't developed. But we're going back again in a couple of weeks.

I once shot an ...
By: psfirst. on 01 Oct 08, 08:53:52
I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I'll never know.

. . . And now: The ...
By: solord. on 27 Sep 08, 05:14:52
. . . And now: The One, The Only . . . . .

YEAH!! THAT WOULD ...
By: solord. on 27 Sep 08, 05:14:00
YEAH!! THAT WOULD BE LIKE ALI vs. FRAZIER!! Good one, anr274! But Groucho would still beat Robin Williams' brains out! Groucho was the King, hands down. And I'll throw in a few extra names who might give Groucho a run: - If you going to mention Robin Williams, then you might as well put the man who was his mentor in the mix: Jonathan Winters. - I'd like to see Don Rickels (Mr. Warmth) take a shot at Groucho. -Intellectualy, David Letterman might, but he's not as quick as Groucho was.

The closest I could ...
By: anr274. on 20 Sep 08, 17:07:48
The closest I could ever find is robin williams.

Groucho is the ...
By: jizzslimecddd. on 17 Sep 08, 00:51:18
Groucho is the GREATEST!

groucho speaks good ...
By: krimskrams. on 09 Sep 08, 21:06:20
groucho speaks good german! haha very funny!!

Groucho looks like ...
By: neonknights. on 09 Sep 08, 11:44:24
Groucho looks like an old Jewish psychiatrist here. :-D A great comedian indeed.

That was the best 6 ...
By: bobandrayfan1. on 29 Aug 08, 18:12:37
That was the best 6:09 that I've had in a while....

"This was a wasted ...
By: ButterRivaLs. on 24 Aug 08, 15:46:29
"This was a wasted evening." Groucho Marx : )

hes a master of ...
By: eeayt. on 22 Aug 08, 20:35:09
hes a master of causing chaos

brilliance
By: macbeerhunter. on 21 Aug 08, 06:59:03
brilliance

Nobody could touch ...
By: WileyCoyote69. on 19 Aug 08, 15:06:53
Nobody could touch Groucho. Or even come close.

VA U SAY?
By: noway222. on 16 Aug 08, 13:14:03
VA U SAY?

she gets a lot of ...
By: noway222. on 16 Aug 08, 13:13:57
she gets a lot of the guests.

Out on the 18th, ...
By: HowardOfOz. on 15 Aug 08, 15:20:14
Out on the 18th, back on the 19th

Absolutely right.
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