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Dylan Moran - Monster [1/10]
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Dylan Moran Live, Monster
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how can i save ...
By: thoushaltparty. on 04 Dec 08, 16:14:15
how can i save youtube vids like this to my zen ? dylans a great comedian saw him live in manchester in October and if got all hid stuff, check out black books its a great series

I saw him at the 02 ...
By: yourfaceandmum. on 04 Dec 08, 15:42:44
I saw him at the 02, in Greenwich. It wasn't in the arena, it was in the Indig02 club, so it was quite small and I was pretty close!

awesome. where did ...
By: AtTheApostasy. on 04 Dec 08, 14:52:14
awesome. where did you see dear old mr. moran? i saw him in brighton last month. needless to say, he were brilliant, like.

i adore him! <3
By: glebber. on 04 Dec 08, 00:58:16
i adore him!

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh wer ...
By: dylmo1. on 03 Dec 08, 11:50:30
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh wer?!?!?!??!! IS HE COMING TO MELBOURNE!!!!!????

he has intelligent ...
By: ThePrimary. on 02 Dec 08, 01:43:37
he has intelligent intriguing comedy, i cant help but adore it..lol..Its like a bond..like hes personally there speaking to you..haha, excellent

seeing him live ...
By: romeosdistress. on 01 Dec 08, 11:52:21
seeing him live today, can't wait ^_^ also, is that Mark Heap giving the interview ?? Sounds like it

Does anyone find ...
By: 74dorset. on 01 Dec 08, 10:36:56
Does anyone find this, that he's one of those comedians that's alot funnier to think about afterwards than to watch even though the live show is brilliant in itself?

i know! the bit ...
By: yourfaceandmum. on 28 Nov 08, 12:41:26
i know! the bit where he was like "that church is so random. Frosties are so gay..." lmao

I saw him in Dundee ...
By: touchmytears. on 28 Nov 08, 00:25:42
I saw him in Dundee a few months ago testing his new material for the tour. He was incredible in Dundee. His bit on kids and how they talk had everyone in fits.

Brilliant!
By: warholmewarhol. on 27 Nov 08, 23:43:06
Brilliant!

Just got back. Man ...
By: yourfaceandmum. on 27 Nov 08, 22:31:27
Just got back. Man he was funny. It's called What it is and they were filming it, so hopefully it'll be on here soon.

Lucky you! I'm ...
By: sharkiemc. on 27 Nov 08, 17:09:25
Lucky you! I'm jealous.

I'm going to see ...
By: yourfaceandmum. on 27 Nov 08, 16:51:26
I'm going to see him live in 3 hours! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

ah, what a fabulous ...
By: flymomooomerang. on 26 Nov 08, 22:26:08
ah, what a fabulous man!

ha no hes not.
By: 850kell531. on 26 Nov 08, 03:36:07
ha no hes not.

saw him in ...
By: freelanceherbalist. on 24 Nov 08, 16:12:40
saw him in bournemouth; amazing!

In bristol, last ...
By: callum4king. on 23 Nov 08, 16:31:21
In bristol, last night, t'was amazing!

im going to see him ...
By: mc3184. on 23 Nov 08, 15:51:16
im going to see him tonight as well and its in oxford

OMG. where?
By: flupmakintosh. on 21 Nov 08, 21:51:14
OMG. where?

I am actually ...
By: callum4king. on 21 Nov 08, 20:21:07
I am actually seeing him lived tommmorow! :D

Brilliant!!!;0
By: Maiyaee. on 20 Nov 08, 22:21:58
Brilliant!!!;0

im very jealous
By: jw2383. on 18 Nov 08, 18:58:17
im very jealous

ahhhh! soo jealous ...
By: glebber. on 16 Nov 08, 04:45:13
ahhhh! soo jealous of you! i'm coming to London in December... (on the 14th) but there's no dates that late!! i hope they add some! would really love to see him.

seeing this blokey ...
By: Barracuda007. on 15 Nov 08, 21:18:32
seeing this blokey tomorrow night.... that will quite nice won't it!

Dylan Moran - Like Totally [1/7]
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Dylan Moran Live, Like Totally
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Does anyone know if ...
By: budap001. on 05 Dec 08, 00:24:55
Does anyone know if his current tour is coming to Australia?

im australian to ...
By: EskiLidder4life. on 04 Dec 08, 23:56:22
im australian to but he is still a comedy legend. hes also a great actor in black books and run fat boy run

im a vegatarian ...
By: SomebodyElseGirl. on 04 Dec 08, 02:54:49
im a vegatarian australian surfer who also happens to be really sunburnt... and i honest to god think he's hilarious!!!

ur soo lucky where ...
By: fredfredburger71. on 03 Dec 08, 03:51:38
ur soo lucky where is he?

lol, pan-global ' ...
By: gossieuk. on 01 Dec 08, 00:26:30
lol, pan-global 'this represents poverty'

dylan moran is one ...
By: randomperson171994. on 29 Nov 08, 12:22:00
dylan moran is one of the best comedians to come out of ireland

I saw him on ...
By: musictc1. on 28 Nov 08, 15:42:03
I saw him on wednesday he was brilliant. I was gonna ask where this was filmed. well I still am but lime where did you go to see him?

saw him on monday ...
By: limejish. on 28 Nov 08, 15:28:29
saw him on monday and he is too funny for words

He's Irish...
By: maroulla55. on 27 Nov 08, 14:18:44
He's Irish...

lol nice one :P
By: fagfagan. on 26 Nov 08, 21:30:04
lol nice one :P

except he's irish
By: unclebreezybum. on 26 Nov 08, 17:16:27
except he's irish

if dylan moran and ...
By: iwasbornin87. on 26 Nov 08, 10:38:11
if dylan moran and steve coogan had a lovechild this planet would explode from laughter! noone does comedy like Brits.

everybody is ...
By: DsLeEpY. on 25 Nov 08, 11:51:05
everybody is wasting commenting space. in conclusion: dylan moran is bloody brilliant

Well we actually do ...
By: kristofdm90. on 21 Nov 08, 20:36:06
Well we actually do if you're about to insult a person on the net then atleast do it without making typo's

He drunk before ...
By: stonermanpigbird. on 21 Nov 08, 17:24:29
He drunk before shows in his early career because he was really nervous, after a while, according to interviews he stopped being so nervous and drunk less. So in a way it helped his career

whats your point? ...
By: ToraJutsu01. on 21 Nov 08, 01:11:38
whats your point? he is funny, um, thats pretty much the prerequisites for being a stand up. woopy do hes drunk on stage, he is still a comedian so obviously it didnt wreck his career.

its comedy, christ ...
By: ToraJutsu01. on 21 Nov 08, 01:09:11
its comedy, christ you wonder why people get made fun of, stop taking it so seriously, learn to laugh at yourself, this guy is a world famous comedian, known for his cynisism and wit, and vegetarians are fun to pick on, i have a mate who is a vego, she doesnt get cut about it, why should you?

If your time was ...
By: RagdollPhysics. on 20 Nov 08, 22:35:01
If your time was really that precious would you be spending it insulting comedians on a youtube video comments page because they told a joke? And 'little boy'? your profile says you're 14 ffs. Stay in school kid, you need it.

you know who else ...
By: SAButterbrot. on 19 Nov 08, 20:52:55
you know who else was a vegetarian? THAT'S RIGHT, HITLER

hey do you expect ...
By: freerunningrocks. on 19 Nov 08, 19:16:23
hey do you expect everyone to be perfect and not make mistakes? well snap out of your happy dream world because everyone makes mistakes ok! anyway im going to waste my precious time chatting to a little boy about life! :-) i hope you slit you're anorexic wrists and die slowly bye

Actually, Moron is ...
By: 12stringsman. on 19 Nov 08, 19:11:44
Actually, Moron is 0 letters away from "Moron" and 1 letter away from "Moran". Who's the moron now? He's right anyway, meat is for eating.

I can't believe ...
By: freerunningrocks. on 19 Nov 08, 17:03:26
I can't believe what he said about vegetarians! Moron is one letter away from "Moron" and that just proves it!

Yeah, I saw him ...
By: loligoth. on 18 Nov 08, 18:07:11
Yeah, I saw him live recently and he said he doesn't drink anymore because it was becoming 'somewhat of a problem'. He did eat almost an entire box of Milk Tray during the second half, though.

thank you so much ...
By: jw2383. on 18 Nov 08, 17:15:00
thank you so much this is class:) thank you

There is some truth ...
By: medicatedpolitician. on 17 Nov 08, 21:32:53
There is some truth to what they were saying, in his early career Moran was actually drunk onstage.

Dylan Moran Stand Up
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Dylan Moran's 3 & 1/2 minutes from 'The Cream of Irish Comedy'

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very hott ;-)
By: kazzystar69. on 02 Dec 08, 13:58:55
very hott ;-)

he has such an ...
By: filmfunk. on 02 Dec 08, 11:00:20
he has such an eloquent way of talking. I love it! ^_^ :D

oh my god... his ...
By: iscamonkey. on 30 Nov 08, 21:53:14
oh my god... his hair... how long ago was this?

He quite likes the ...
By: filmfunk. on 29 Nov 08, 09:56:06
He quite likes the pheasant joke. I've heard him say it in 3 separate stand-up shows. Still good though!

yeah.... good work! ...
By: filmfunk. on 29 Nov 08, 09:54:04
yeah.... good work! lol

Amnesty ...
By: eckelheft28. on 26 Nov 08, 21:10:08
Amnesty International

what is the banner ...
By: thinkgreen409. on 24 Nov 08, 15:32:52
what is the banner in the background for... it has a candle with barbed wire around it.... does anyone know?

does he look a bit ...
By: flupmakintosh. on 21 Nov 08, 21:58:22
does he look a bit like richard hammond at the begining of this clip?

with loads of teeth ...
By: TuRdSandwitch18. on 16 Nov 08, 23:26:40
with loads of teeth and hair and skin an all that modern shit

aw hes so younge ...
By: ellybelly74. on 10 Nov 08, 09:29:09
aw hes so younge looking in this vid , hehe kinda hot

i love this man..
By: 54spiritedwill54. on 07 Nov 08, 01:52:17
i love this man..

Oh--he's great!! ^_ ...
By: D0llySh0t. on 28 Oct 08, 16:41:05
Oh--he's great!! ^_^ And Cute too!

Haha he looks like ...
By: bigrig321. on 26 Oct 08, 18:22:00
Haha he looks like richard hammond!

yeah but his hand ...
By: calib345. on 25 Oct 08, 10:06:33
yeah but his hand still shakes

chck out my profile ...
By: 25325396. on 22 Oct 08, 10:41:44
chck out my profile! my vagina is SO sore right now!! lol my bf just got done f*cking me! EB

hehe hey check ...
By: clevland25. on 20 Oct 08, 09:59:25
hehe hey check out my new profile!111 aN

He says my " ...
By: piper031. on 14 Oct 08, 13:24:54
He says my "girlfriend", maybe that girlfriend turns out to be his wife! ^_^ He does look really young! And I've heard these jokes before in his Monster and Like Totally, stand up dvd's. They've really developed! =D

a great example of ...
By: gobsmackedpaddy. on 11 Oct 08, 05:03:35
a great example of how you can be really funny without making people laugh a lot. Does that make sense?

Most people fid it ...
By: Puckersthepig. on 08 Oct 08, 18:05:48
Most people fid it really annoying that comedians always use the same jokes but I think it's great and in his later shows he develops them and they get so much funnier

An Irish song if ...
By: jigsaw1575. on 07 Oct 08, 13:52:50
An Irish song if you come here you here it.

Do Doo Ron Ron?
By: KremlinH. on 06 Oct 08, 05:37:17
Do Doo Ron Ron?

haha! hes awesome! ...
By: derangedband. on 24 Sep 08, 18:50:27
haha! hes awesome! it was just destiny for legends like him and bill bailey to work together. he does look very young here. and i dont see a cigerette either. lol

I'vfe heard the ...
By: welshdevondragon. on 23 Sep 08, 20:44:31
I'vfe heard the pheasant jokeas from 3 comedians- Dylan was the earliest (and best!) but I wonder if it has an earlier source? Anyone know?

He does have a ...
By: SakiHousen. on 23 Sep 08, 14:33:45
He does have a daughter who is in primary school by the way

Oh my god, that was ...
By: jeffreesson. on 18 Sep 08, 18:33:04
Oh my god, that was one hell of a rant lol i love this guy.

Dylan Moran - French
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Dylan Moran - Monster
Dylan in a hilarious section about the french
Due to your high demand and countless messages for more of this show, i have decided to upload the whole bloody thing =) Watch this space

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Parisians are pigs! ...
By: Oualtaire. on 03 Dec 08, 21:45:32
Parisians are pigs! No news here hahah, An Auvergnat laughing at his compatriots... and himself... XD

1) It was a joke. ...
By: notyourmartyr. on 02 Dec 08, 01:16:52
1) It was a joke. 2) A lot of his work skits stereotypes (Irish, US, English, Aussie, German, you name it) 3) We don't care, fuck off.

I love this. xDDDDD
By: DarkestEmpress. on 25 Nov 08, 23:16:28
I love this. xDDDDD

oh gawd this is ...
By: xDeppObsessedx. on 23 Nov 08, 16:47:45
oh gawd this is brilliant!!! xDDD

Are you stupid? I ...
By: DonaDonaZ. on 23 Nov 08, 09:33:31
Are you stupid? I was obviously commenting on all the comments discussing France. Maybe I should get you a brain for Christmas.

I think I might get ...
By: plasticxstigmata. on 22 Nov 08, 20:20:25
I think I might get you a sense of humour for christmas..

I dont know about ...
By: DonaDonaZ. on 18 Nov 08, 19:42:24
I dont know about this because when I lived in Paris everyone was lovely to me and I didn't ever make an attempt to speak French. I never had a problem just speaking English. The guy I was living with spoke French and so he told me noone ever slagged me off in French for not trying to speak it. But I'm Scottish the only problem I had was people mimicing my accent but that happens everywhere.

Dylan Moran is ...
By: anebanane83. on 14 Nov 08, 14:13:55
Dylan Moran is hilarious and France and everything about is gorgeous :D

Plus il est cynique ...
By: SetsukoSorel. on 14 Nov 08, 13:00:51
Plus il est cynique et méchant, plus j'l'aime! Et moi je trouve ces clichés sur les français plutôt flatteurs! J'adore l'idée qu'on nous perçoive à l'étranger comme des bêtes de sexe! ce qui est tout à fait vrai bien evidemment...

oui, je deteste le ...
By: tkhushrenada. on 14 Nov 08, 04:21:00
oui, je deteste le Parisien (how remotely close way I?)

You know, all ...
By: tokitaya. on 09 Nov 08, 17:59:24
You know, all French hate the Parisiens!!!

Moi aussi !!! ;))))
By: StoryeTime. on 02 Nov 08, 21:43:48
Moi aussi !!! ;))))

ROFL! "I am so ...
By: whatamunter. on 01 Nov 08, 17:04:04
ROFL! "I am so sore..." This guy is actually amazing.

I would be quite ...
By: kentusmaximus. on 01 Nov 08, 16:31:29
I would be quite prepared to take the next French beauty that comes along down the isle.

Americans like ...
By: DriftahNinjah. on 31 Oct 08, 23:53:13
Americans like penis!

yea but ur in paris ...
By: camoola. on 30 Oct 08, 21:52:33
yea but ur in paris mate, im sorry but im From Le Havre and i discriminate against any foreigners that make the effort to speak fench, cuz its such a difficult language!

Yes Im Irish and ...
By: midnightoil1. on 23 Oct 08, 22:14:21
Yes Im Irish and living in Paris at the mo... Im sorry I know not all French are like this but the level of arrogance is incredible!! They can be such pigs! Ive never come across anything like it. And I make a huge effort to speak French, and they look at me and say, so angrily: "YOU MUST LEARN TO SPEAK FRENCH!!!" I couldnt imagine EVER saying that to anyone who was having difficulty speaking English!! Otherwise Paris is fab! I love the germans though! so polite!

Join me in on that ...
By: 2MarDunJac2. on 19 Oct 08, 09:50:51
Join me in on that party(im from Australia)

im so saw!!lol hes ...
By: bubblygirl10. on 16 Oct 08, 19:48:37
im so saw!!lol hes a ledge

I am German and i ...
By: PrettyInPink6782. on 15 Oct 08, 15:01:18
I am German and i have a lot of French friends...French and Germans are very close nower days...maybe thats because both countries hate US-Americans and have the same view on politics!

are many french ...
By: Snolliot. on 14 Oct 08, 19:15:02
are many french descended from the franks?

First of: Thanks ...
By: Tormentor. on 11 Oct 08, 17:07:24
First of: Thanks for the compliment. And now let me give you a view on a standard German's opinion considering France. Actually there are those who like France, which are majorly women and those who don't which are usually men. However I think nobody denies you to have a great culture (which is important in German understanding). The problem is, that a lot of ppl here don't like your language and thus think your men were gay. UNfortunate prejudgice since WWI. Anyways, I think you're cool. :)

all of the germans ...
By: LibelluleOpalescente. on 02 Oct 08, 19:13:27
all of the germans I met were very lovely :)

oh no I wouldn't ...
By: LibelluleOpalescente. on 02 Oct 08, 19:12:21
oh no I wouldn't say we don't like the Germans. actually, most of the people just don't like the language which is very often caricatured (yeaah, French are stupid, sometimes), but they don't criticize the German people.. there's a nuance.. for instance I've heard plenty of time that a lot of people liked France, Paris, the French language, but hated the French people.. but I know a lot of people who like the Germans, you are seen as organized, hardworking, polite, respectful & calm people...

nekkidity...my new ...
By: Xayah. on 02 Oct 08, 12:22:14
nekkidity...my new favourite word

Dylan Moran on kids parties
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Dylan Moran on kids parties

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Dylan Moran onReligion
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Haven't had an opportunity to post a new vid in a while,but in the meantime: enjoy!
Check out the full DVD: http://www.amazon.co .uk/Dylan-Moran-Mons ter-Live/dp/B0002W1A 0A
And buy it! Great fun....

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don't forget Iran!
By: metube80. on 30 Nov 08, 12:32:19
don't forget Iran!

compared to america ...
By: c0r4g. on 25 Nov 08, 22:27:21
compared to america and britain...which are tip-top

Genius. Pure genius ...
By: xDeppObsessedx. on 23 Nov 08, 17:02:01
Genius. Pure genius. Religious people are crazy!!!!!!!

oh yes all ...
By: fremenchips. on 22 Nov 08, 03:28:57
oh yes all countries based on atheism (ussr, prc, dprk, cuba) ect. are run so well

Yeah, thank God(!) ...
By: kaljam. on 15 Nov 08, 15:57:20
Yeah, thank God(!) for Obama *this is like a goldmine for every fucking tabloid in the world*

Religious people ...
By: imagination43. on 15 Nov 08, 15:19:00
Religious people shouldn't be in a postion of power. Once your done fucking up the world we'd quite like whats left of it back thanks

lol 'kill them all. ...
By: talatsmum. on 13 Nov 08, 00:48:31
lol 'kill them all.' very true reminds me of dead ringers 'george bush and his best friend.. God!'

dylan is right, ...
By: edaines. on 06 Nov 08, 17:12:38
dylan is right, religion is fucking retarded.

oh, I see - an ...
By: theaxster. on 02 Nov 08, 03:33:50
oh, I see - an Irish joke, because Dylan is Irish, that's very clever, mate! :P

What do the Irish ...
By: WKaliber1. on 01 Nov 08, 21:15:37
What do the Irish call a 7-course dinner? A potato and a 6-pack. What do the Irish do when they're on a diet? Throw out the potato.

eddie izzard has ...
By: ltgrandmaps3. on 01 Nov 08, 13:23:15
eddie izzard has some good ones,

yep, somebody ...
By: theaxster. on 01 Nov 08, 12:48:33
yep, somebody uploaded the full dvd: /watch?v=t0PovDYAoNM

was this filmed in ...
By: Mick342. on 01 Nov 08, 10:45:37
was this filmed in vicker st.?

lol!!!! i MEAN IT!
By: Mick342. on 01 Nov 08, 10:42:20
lol!!!! i MEAN IT!

better not be dead ...
By: allycat114. on 28 Oct 08, 01:26:14
better not be dead i still have yet to see him live.

no I was referring ...
By: Snolliot. on 25 Oct 08, 06:59:17
no I was referring to the Moran clan he descent from a long line of bloody butchers

if you were trying ...
By: PaddyGarciasPistol. on 25 Oct 08, 03:59:18
if you were trying to spell MORON you failed...you fucking MORON!

dylan is so gold. i ...
By: bitemewhore69. on 24 Oct 08, 07:52:16
dylan is so gold. i try live my life like bernard black haha if u liek this vide check out george carlin - religion. also very funny stand up on religion. coconut2674 raises a damning point - if u dont like these videos then fuck off and dont watch them u fuckers

marked as spam
By: WKaliber1. on 22 Oct 08, 14:25:37
marked as spam

Q: Why wasn't ...
By: ryeale. on 22 Oct 08, 13:31:13
Q: Why wasn't Christ born in Poland? A: Because they couldn't find three wisemen and a virgin.

Let's forget the ...
By: FluorescentRose. on 21 Oct 08, 19:35:26
Let's forget the hate people... Dylan is just too fantastic!! I have got some extremely born again Christain friends to show this to... ;-) Mind you, they'll probably just laugh at the Catholicism bit and go on thinking they're right. Ah well!

DYLAN IS A BLOODY ...
By: Snolliot. on 19 Oct 08, 22:06:54
DYLAN IS A BLOODY MORAN!!!

he's not dead I saw ...
By: jamieroos1. on 19 Oct 08, 19:37:53
he's not dead I saw him 2 weeks ago

because were human.
By: mihasik. on 13 Oct 08, 11:44:39
because were human.

why does youtube ...
By: coconut2674. on 09 Oct 08, 20:17:55
why does youtube always create arguments...there are so many different opinions, why do people try an force theirs on each other. dyal is a genious - i love him! if you don't like him, then don't watch the vid - duuuuuuh!

Redistribution of Wealth
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Jim Moran describes his views on american workers having their wealth redistributed. Go to www.markellmore08.co m to learn about the Moran opposition.

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Regardless of who ...
By: dyne313. on 04 Dec 08, 22:06:34
Regardless of who named it it's still a misnomer. Just because you like to spout left wing talking points, doesn't make it the truth. Free economic markets work, not government created "equality".

Where does he get ...
By: vlovemeordiev. on 04 Dec 08, 06:13:46
Where does he get this information from lol. You gotta love it when they rant and don't quote their statistics. Lets look up the cost of healthcare in companies and how charity care is bankrupting hospitals nationwide.

Simply put he is ...
By: Anus2Mouth. on 03 Dec 08, 18:15:41
Simply put he is correct, TRICKLE DOWN never did work - with Reagan, not bush sr. NEVER. Everytime it put our country into economic hardships and recessions. Socialism and Communism are nothing more than SCARE words that NeoCons try to use like McCarthy. Trickle down wasn't meant to work because the bushes and the reagans and cheneys knew that their Rich Oil and Weapon and Corporate Magnate buddies would HORDE the weatlth. Successful Democracy is a balance between Capitalism and socialism

trickle down is not ...
By: Anus2Mouth. on 03 Dec 08, 18:14:41
trickle down is not a misnomer or an attempt to make 'it' sound bad. The term was coined by Reagan and Bush, sr. themselves. Please earn a bit about recent history. It's an ecomonic philosophy that steals from the poor to give to the rich, the rich don't trickle, the rich HORDE in things like golden parachutes and keogh plans.

Listen Jokedrool16, ...
By: Anus2Mouth. on 03 Dec 08, 18:11:23
Listen Jokedrool16, I have said on every occasion that I am a fiscal conservative, that, like most well-known, pulbic office holding conservatives voted for Obama because he was by far the best candidate. Read down a few comments for their names and watch their endorsements. I don't support some our current welfare system and neither does Obama, so you better get a job and get off your ass and starve, sorry your man didn't get elected but it's time to work, lazy bitch.

Clearly your screen ...
By: joekool61. on 03 Dec 08, 16:22:45
Clearly your screen name is more like your IQ. "Steal from the rich and give to the poor"... If your so frickin smart, I am unemployed so send me some of YOUR money, because I don't have enough. So, When should I expect your check to help spread the wealth!!

The supposed " ...
By: dyne313. on 01 Dec 08, 05:53:42
The supposed "trickle down" is really a misnomer, or even a flat out attempt at those who oppose it to make it sound bad. It was JFK who said, a rising tide lifts all boats. When the entire nation becomes richer, ALL because richer. Doesn't work? Then why are the poor people in this country fat?

Ellmore would have ...
By: GBVrallyCI. on 30 Nov 08, 23:14:01
Ellmore would have been the best congressman in state history if it hadn't been for the damned Obama coattails that propelled MorOn to another win...

Simply put he is ...
By: Anus2Mouth. on 30 Nov 08, 17:07:37
Simply put he is correct, TRICKLE DOWN never did work - with Reagan, not bush sr. NEVER. Everytime it put our country into economic hardships and recessions. Socialism and Communism are nothing more than SCARE words that NeoCons try to use like McCarthy. Trickle down wasn't meant to work because the bushes and the reagans and cheneys knew that their Rich Oil and Weapon and Corporate Magnate buddies would HORDE the weatlth. Successful Democracy is a balance between Capitalism and socialism

Alert.
By: EnonimusTransmission. on 25 Nov 08, 16:59:44
Alert.

Both of you shut ...
By: AndreusKarl. on 25 Nov 08, 14:37:30
Both of you shut the fuck up i'm tired of getting comment alerts in my inbox

Smarty pants.
By: EnonimusTransmission. on 25 Nov 08, 05:17:51
Smarty pants.

Well, either you've ...
By: SpookeyR. on 25 Nov 08, 05:08:38
Well, either you've got some retarded call block system set up or, the much more likely, you gave me a fake #. You really seem like a developmentally stunted 46 year old with an 83 IQ to me!

603-413-4140
By: EnonimusTransmission. on 25 Nov 08, 04:52:32
603-413-4140

Give me your phone ...
By: SpookeyR. on 25 Nov 08, 04:38:06
Give me your phone number. I'm going to get your pappy on the phone so he can whip you with the belt again for being up so late, you ignorant little troll.

Actually, 7.
By: EnonimusTransmission. on 25 Nov 08, 04:33:54
Actually, 7.

Ooohh, good ...
By: SpookeyR. on 25 Nov 08, 04:26:56
Ooohh, good comeback! What are you, 8 years old!??

Actually, you are ...
By: EnonimusTransmission. on 25 Nov 08, 04:20:57
Actually, you are digging you own grave and mine. Thanks.

It's funny that you ...
By: SpookeyR. on 25 Nov 08, 04:13:28
It's funny that you would even think that bc what you want to do is rape the system!! But, if you are going to stick to your guns and remain a politically ignorant douche then that's just you digging your own grave. Which is fine by me!

Cool, thanks for ...
By: EnonimusTransmission. on 25 Nov 08, 04:05:25
Cool, thanks for agreeing that Obama and Moran want to sponsor government thievery.

I, in basic terms, ...
By: SpookeyR. on 25 Nov 08, 04:02:12
I, in basic terms, have explained this to you, but you are such a sheep, blindly and selfishly fear mongering, with political ignorance as your justification! You FAIL!

"The redistribution ...
By: EnonimusTransmission. on 25 Nov 08, 03:57:49
"The redistribution of wealth, if it is done properly and fairly, is not thievery! " And this is exactly what you fail to explain, because you can't. Such willing blindness and selfishness.

The redistribution ...
By: SpookeyR. on 25 Nov 08, 03:42:22
The redistribution of wealth, if it is done properly and fairly, is not thievery! Fear mongering is the only thing that you do well, you politically ignorant developmentally stunted whelp!!

"Yes, the biggest ...
By: EnonimusTransmission. on 25 Nov 08, 03:26:57
"Yes, the biggest mistake leftists make is that taking by force equates to sharing. It's not the same. You cannot replace moral obligations with the authoritarian police state. It's not sharing, it's thievery." "That is true, but that is not what Obama or his burgeoning administration, nor the man in this video, wants to do! " It is exactly what Obama and this man wants to do. Replace charity with thievery through redistribution of wealth, at the cost of the minority, to buy the majority.

LOL,... trying to ...
By: SpookeyR. on 25 Nov 08, 03:17:13
LOL,... trying to put words in my mouth!? Wow, ..eve more ignorance!

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Dylan Moran - Dissing Australia, The 'English' voice
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Dylan Moran (from Black Books!! yay!!!) at the Melbourne Comedy Gala Festival 2006

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Do like everyone ...
By: kaljam. on 31 Oct 08, 17:09:58
Do like everyone else: search for videos :P

They're people who ...
By: JerrodKane23. on 28 Oct 08, 11:31:14
They're people who do kids tv from what I remember, and they make terrible songs

Soory, but whats a ...
By: LedSexton. on 28 Oct 08, 11:21:30
Soory, but whats a wiggle??

yeah it is , its ...
By: aortasuds. on 28 Oct 08, 11:15:01
yeah it is , its the guys cousin

I just came here to ...
By: boatiesareawesome1. on 28 Oct 08, 05:36:19
I just came here to kill a wiggle ... classic

No. Just... No.
By: benji7. on 28 Oct 08, 02:11:29
No. Just... No.

lol
By: hianda. on 27 Oct 08, 23:41:25
lol

we only get 0.8m of ...
By: wittner19. on 25 Oct 08, 14:46:34
we only get 0.8m of rain a year, its the fact its never really sunny. we only get about 45% of sunshine. londons one of the driest capital cities in europe, it doesn't mean the weather is great though.

the guy from fun ...
By: aortasuds. on 23 Oct 08, 23:19:06
the guy from fun fat boy run

yeah his like ...
By: GloryBeInFlames. on 22 Oct 08, 13:16:35
yeah his like totally tour was legendary... ive heard good things about his monster shows too. he is hilarious. Smart funny, you know?? not stupid funny like will ferrel and the like. I like comedy that makes me think. Its more memorable. And it keeps stupid people outta the joke,lol.... haha.

most irish jokes ...
By: lambie1985. on 22 Oct 08, 13:12:07
most irish jokes are makin fun of ourselves too so i think the irish and aussie mentality is very similar watch dylan's like totally and monster shows they r so class i like carl barron too and ive seen adam hills a couple of times over here ye do have good comedians dylan is in a film over here just released its called a film with me in it

god i love dylan ...
By: GloryBeInFlames. on 22 Oct 08, 10:33:51
god i love dylan moran...im a proud aussie to the max but still i have a laugh at myself. its part of who aussies are, hence kath and kim.his like, totally tour was absolutely hilarious. funniest shit ever. apart from carl barron. gotta show some aussie pride and loyalty, lol...x

i agree with ...
By: courts301. on 19 Oct 08, 09:41:37
i agree with iheartlittlebritain australias awsome and this guy is sooooo funny summer 08!!

I live in Australia ...
By: iheartlittlebritain. on 19 Oct 08, 09:28:44
I live in Australia, have all my life...most definitely a proud Aussie...this clip is great! Dylan Moran is hilarious!! Xmas in Summer is great...it = BBQs and beach

gotta love Dylan.
By: Coldacre. on 19 Oct 08, 04:46:20
gotta love Dylan.

lol its funny how ...
By: animesis. on 18 Oct 08, 14:14:38
lol its funny how much the English complain about the rain! We don have a rainy season per say, so our rain is scattered across the year, but on average we get about 1m of rain a year compared to Frances 1.5m average and Japans 2.5m average! But who are the ones that complain? ;) As Bill Bailey said, I am English, therefore I crave dissapointment

I worked in a ...
By: Gabrieja. on 18 Oct 08, 04:40:54
I worked in a daycare....oh jesus, I'm dying of laughter...I wanted to kill those wiggles every single day. HAHAHAH!!

I love how slurred ...
By: reimeo. on 15 Oct 08, 00:28:15
I love how slurred he sounds - it's like he's perpetually drunk. He speaks the truth!

The Wiggles is a ...
By: lorDUpor. on 13 Oct 08, 20:39:44
The Wiggles is a popular australian childrens entertainment group - look them up on youtube

Hahaha! Dam please ...
By: ylime005. on 13 Oct 08, 05:23:25
Hahaha! Dam please do kill those wiggles loL!

well thats not ...
By: conorr6. on 12 Oct 08, 10:24:25
well thats not particularly helpful

hehehe. What's a ...
By: CKLS42. on 12 Oct 08, 07:28:11
hehehe. What's a wiggle. That's funny.

Kill a wiggle.
By: themightysian. on 12 Oct 08, 00:03:20
Kill a wiggle.

search the wiggles. ...
By: youbetzler. on 11 Oct 08, 01:34:46
search the wiggles. Their just a group of kids show hosts that sing and got really really popular

what's a Wiggle?
By: conorr6. on 10 Oct 08, 17:45:39
what's a Wiggle?

Dylan Moran - Monster [2/10]
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Nope, just a slice. ...
By: Gaaraofthedesert44. on 04 Dec 08, 12:02:28
Nope, just a slice. Had it been a whole cucumber, I would have made some nasty joke about it.

a whole cucumber?
By: EPICteethshark. on 04 Dec 08, 11:09:04
a whole cucumber?

Oh my GOD! What an ...
By: Gaaraofthedesert44. on 03 Dec 08, 11:10:25
Oh my GOD! What an irony! Just as he begun discussing wine, my mother brought me a glass of water with a fucking cucumber in it, claiming, that it was an elegant drink! Elegant my ass, it is fucking water! If it doesn't destroy your teeth, then you shouldn't drink it!

YES! YES! I control ...
By: fannyfunnell. on 30 Nov 08, 10:20:31
YES! YES! I control Sandwich Monkey!!!!!!!

bishing bishing ...
By: aarontule. on 26 Nov 08, 04:29:09
bishing bishing bishing...do you wanna check your balance? WHAT ARE YOU? MY MOTHER??!!

Lol.. Grammar Nazi. ...
By: xTaintedKnightx. on 25 Nov 08, 22:46:32
Lol.. Grammar Nazi... xD IT'S THE S.S!! NEIN! SHIEZER! FOR FUHK SAKE! IT'S THE SS! xD

Meh, got to the ...
By: AleXGT7. on 24 Nov 08, 16:28:57
Meh, got to the second vid and turned off. I guess not a comedian for me.

They are both funny ...
By: Masterflick. on 23 Nov 08, 22:15:38
They are both funny, we have not seen the best yet. and i hope we do someday George carlin was close if your from america, well mostly because you'll understand alot of his Political Logic on america

lol, its nothing to ...
By: AnthemicPolemic. on 20 Nov 08, 21:58:01
lol, its nothing to do with grammar :-p I was merely commenting on the fact that its a strange expression.

Jezz don't be such ...
By: rockbog. on 19 Nov 08, 08:04:31
Jezz don't be such a grammar Nazi , its only a sentence man,i think Dylan Moran is more feckin important :P

the planet bleeds ...
By: AnthemicPolemic. on 19 Nov 08, 02:47:39
the planet bleeds with or without the 'on' :-P the expression makes no sense...

will i get terribly ...
By: talatsmum. on 18 Nov 08, 01:13:09
will i get terribly negativeddd if i say that i thought robin williams was just SHAMEFUL on graham norton.. i was kinda cringing.. anyways this guy is genious... hilarious

just watched robin ...
By: iainlonuk. on 13 Nov 08, 22:02:22
just watched robin williams on graham norton,he is the best comic ever but dylan is close second

jeus forgot the "on ...
By: rockbog. on 13 Nov 08, 18:08:41
jeus forgot the "on" X( thanks for pointing that out

Why's the planet ...
By: rgollum. on 12 Nov 08, 20:22:57
Why's the planet bleeding ;) lol

The funniest man ...
By: rockbog. on 11 Nov 08, 21:13:21
The funniest man the bleeding planet!

eating bread from ...
By: drguitarist1. on 07 Nov 08, 13:38:18
eating bread from the bag, dipping it in anhything runnier than bread lmao

"Everybody is ...
By: skamp25. on 20 Oct 08, 22:16:10
"Everybody is corrupted by hotel rooms... You can't help it, it's the only place in the world where you walk in and the first thing you do is steal everything before you take your coat off! Bouncing up and down on the bed wearing the shower cap wondering, what can I do in here?"

his cartoons are ...
By: opensourcethong. on 13 Oct 08, 12:17:21
his cartoons are amazing too. they may not be the best drawings ever, but they're so original.

"I LIVE IN MAGIC ...
By: Puckersthepig. on 12 Oct 08, 08:51:07
"I LIVE IN MAGIC LAND, MAGIC LAND, MAGIC LAND!" lol love Dylan :D

i control the ...
By: majooismajor. on 11 Oct 08, 10:02:43
i control the sandwhich monkey ;)

Apart from being ...
By: neonnn123. on 06 Oct 08, 15:05:01
Apart from being one of the only comedians who can actually make me laugh out loud, Dylan Moran is also incredibly sexy... Look at those twinkly eyes and that mischievous laugh! Watching him always puts me in a good mood ;-)

"With my arse on a ...
By: BenBaker29. on 05 Oct 08, 19:29:25
"With my arse on a long, long tube way, way over there so i don't have to deal with it" Absolute Quality

i live in magic ...
By: MINIUSMAXIMUS. on 03 Oct 08, 13:42:23
i live in magic land, magic land, magic land!!!

is he actually ...
By: JackOvAsh. on 02 Oct 08, 21:17:29
is he actually pissed all the time? xD such a funny guy

Dylan Moran on men, women, and relationships
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probably because he ...
By: eldarcmos. on 04 Dec 08, 17:50:11
probably because he has to repeat his jokes a thousand times a year....jokes tend to get less funny when you tell them a lot.

'Bagpipes covered ...
By: notyourmartyr. on 02 Dec 08, 01:19:59
'Bagpipes covered in hair'... lmao

you have to look ...
By: DeltaOne60659. on 01 Dec 08, 12:09:44
you have to look for a lump in-...in, in a bag of lumps..that can take some time

I hadn't noticed ...
By: SiamakA. on 27 Nov 08, 10:57:14
I hadn't noticed that until you mentioned it. It is indeed a nice change.

Such incredible wit ...
By: filmfunk. on 27 Nov 08, 09:34:25
Such incredible wit! Best comedian I've ever come across. And he doesn't laugh at his own jokes!! Does anyone else find that slightly refreshing?

What a great ...
By: DonalSeamusMac. on 24 Nov 08, 17:49:24
What a great comedian! Just a quick fact for ye. Ireland has the largest number of tee-totalers in europe, and the country with the biggest binge drinking problem... Britain. Slainte, Donal

omg, why does ...
By: seenthebeen619. on 20 Nov 08, 19:17:06
omg, why does everybody always go on about him drinking?! so what, he's hilarious! i love him

first of all, he's ...
By: johnBGG. on 18 Nov 08, 23:53:04
first of all, he's not drunk, he uses that as a sort of act to relax, and second, the irish are only seen as drinkers because they drank alchohaul instead of the shit quality water in the past

I think he meant in ...
By: tkhushrenada. on 17 Nov 08, 20:29:32
I think he meant in 1908 or something... As for drinking, yes its just as bad both sides of the Irish Sea.

LOL FUN
By: ParisBlues5. on 16 Nov 08, 05:18:44
LOL FUN

Well you have to ...
By: SweetPercs. on 12 Nov 08, 16:34:18
Well you have to admit that the Irish like their beer. I had plenty of Irish tell me that while I was living over there. Doesnt mean that they are alcoholics. But I reckon the wknd's out and drinking advertising in Ireland show that there is a lot of drinking going on. Not a critisism, just an observation.

funniest man alive! ...
By: 54spiritedwill54. on 07 Nov 08, 01:58:59
funniest man alive! absolutely love him and Black Books!

54, No western ...
By: dislexicdwarf99. on 06 Nov 08, 19:31:06
54, No western country has an average death rate of 54! U must get ur stats from the back of a cereal box! The average irish death rate for men is 74 for men and 79 for women, FACT, as researched and shown by epidemiologists and it's getting higher. I shud know, i'm a med student and deal with these facts everyday! I'd advise u to stop digging because u just proved dat u know fuck all about what u r talking about!

yer but the irish ...
By: beevers93. on 05 Nov 08, 18:01:01
yer but the irish average age of death for a man is at 54 ours is 74 so ha lolz jk also u have a higher drink rate

Not all irish ...
By: dislexicdwarf99. on 03 Nov 08, 23:00:01
Not all irish people r wasted! Sure we are stereotyped as alcoholics but de other countries in de british isles aren't angels either. I often see far worse social drinking on britsh tv programmes about british cities than i do when i go out!

Don't worry, I got ...
By: mutanthillbillies17. on 30 Oct 08, 03:43:53
Don't worry, I got it xD

love him.
By: returntripticket. on 20 Oct 08, 09:56:52
love him.

he stole that elbow ...
By: Sticktator. on 13 Oct 08, 19:22:40
he stole that elbow skin joke from billy connolly. or the other way round, i'm not sure which came first. but someone stole it.

*shoomp* I have ...
By: Friscalating. on 11 Oct 08, 16:55:07
*shoomp* I have fallen.

hes just irish :P
By: canti1988. on 10 Oct 08, 19:28:57
hes just irish :P

Am I the only one ...
By: Tormentor. on 10 Oct 08, 10:29:44
Am I the only one thinking, that this guy is wasted?

the big yin was ...
By: GMunchie. on 09 Oct 08, 19:13:01
the big yin was doing his 'elbow skin' routine in the early 90's. 92 I first heard it. To be fair though, there are only so many jokes can be told and people will repeat. People who steal jokes tend to stick out (I.e. Lee Mack, Joe Pasquale)

blackbooks was the ...
By: domjamtechno. on 07 Oct 08, 07:28:10
blackbooks was the best comedy on tv this is him jus pure class he rules

Jesus, the real ...
By: WKaliber1. on 26 Sep 08, 16:06:29
Jesus, the real Jesus, smoked grass and was an alcoholic. Its documented. So he was a drug addict and alcoholic.

I seen this guy ...
By: JohnChristopherHowe. on 08 Aug 08, 02:54:35
I seen this guy before he was famous years ago in a place, rather inventively, called "The Comdy Club" in Dublin city centre and he was fantastic then...and he is fantastic now. What a profound genius. Fair play to him.

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i'm strumming on my ...
By: glebber. on 04 Dec 08, 01:31:17
i'm strumming on my fucking belly button here!! lolll.

"I'm gonna fuck you ...
By: HighGUN. on 29 Nov 08, 20:51:22
"I'm gonna fuck you up, im gonna dig ip your dad, im gonna shove em up your mother..." Hilarious

Maybe when he said ...
By: Masterflick. on 28 Nov 08, 03:07:28
Maybe when he said his parents getting on with their life, with their parties. Maybe they always listened to Elkie brooks. Thats just what i think i dont know for sure.

'i only came here ...
By: flymomooomerang. on 26 Nov 08, 22:57:13
'i only came here coz u said u had a fuckin chicken' ha!

'Time for your ...
By: Viperbaby08. on 26 Nov 08, 21:03:03
'Time for your enema Eminem' class :)

i looked up elkie ...
By: greatsayain. on 26 Nov 08, 00:12:26
i looked up elkie brooks. she's a singer. what does she havve to do with organic food?

cider out of blood ...
By: talatsmum. on 25 Nov 08, 00:36:27
cider out of blood lol funny ass man..

Yay! Mongoloid Porn ...
By: HarrisonRocks. on 24 Nov 08, 23:49:40
Yay! Mongoloid Porn Inferno was inspiration for a Dylan Moran gag... thats really really random

rofl! daddy is this ...
By: nikobrown1990. on 24 Nov 08, 17:24:39
rofl! daddy is this organic

"Names like Blind ...
By: sharkiemc. on 17 Nov 08, 05:50:51
"Names like Blind Dead McJones" LoL...omg

"I tried to get ...
By: DsLeEpY. on 10 Nov 08, 18:07:37
"I tried to get home with the downies!"

"the whole house is ...
By: lillyfoe. on 09 Nov 08, 23:26:54
"the whole house is smeg"- luv it

Fatboy Slim would ...
By: infamycomms. on 07 Nov 08, 06:32:32
Fatboy Slim would be proud :P

right about now
By: RedOnChrome. on 06 Nov 08, 01:14:54
right about now

it was played at a ...
By: Amzdale7. on 04 Nov 08, 15:19:00
it was played at a volume that made the empty chair beside me bleed. lol!

1:40 "I know" ...
By: trundlebear42. on 01 Nov 08, 11:23:50
1:40 "I know" Hilarious LOL XD

He's absolutely ...
By: TheDaysleepers. on 30 Oct 08, 11:13:37
He's absolutely brilliant!!!

DONT Fuck anybody ...
By: mtbstokes. on 30 Oct 08, 09:49:42
DONT Fuck anybody your you die!...... Never mind...Heres MC Hammer. BWHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA :D:D

Rockerfeller skank
By: squareyes1981. on 26 Oct 08, 22:47:45
Rockerfeller skank

Blind Dead McJones. ...
By: Puckersthepig. on 26 Oct 08, 18:31:59
Blind Dead McJones... Dylan is ace :D

Ross Noble - Live ...
By: fireflower123. on 26 Oct 08, 14:13:04
Ross Noble - Live in regents park Randomist Fizzy Logic GO!

Totally! LMAO at ...
By: NeroFirefox666. on 24 Oct 08, 10:38:58
Totally! LMAO at that! =D

MY LIMO IS POWERED ...
By: stoneage332. on 20 Oct 08, 00:20:55
MY LIMO IS POWERED BY BITCH JUICE!

i only came here ...
By: iainlonuk. on 15 Oct 08, 20:41:13
i only came here cause you said you had a fucking chicken ,best line

"So that if I do ...
By: skamp25. on 14 Oct 08, 23:10:32
"So that if I do have to hit one of them, I will fucking kill em!"

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Hahaha, fuckin love ...
By: TravelingZeppelins. on 26 Nov 08, 17:05:55
Hahaha, fuckin love dylan moran!underlined Tina!

i wish i left that ...
By: nixxie121. on 04 Nov 08, 18:54:49
i wish i left that kind of note for my ex housemate!!! Can't wait to see him in December!!

Personally, I would ...
By: LightBrunch. on 03 Nov 08, 21:28:06
Personally, I would have to plump for suicide pawnbroker boogie...Although it's a toughie

Is that voice of ...
By: Toddy8t3. on 31 Oct 08, 15:48:07
Is that voice of the guy at half time that one off The Green Wing thats been in loads of stuff like Big Train an that?

Hahahah I had a bun ...
By: raefurmekh. on 28 Oct 08, 19:04:25
Hahahah I had a bun haahahaha ahhhh Love Dylan

I'm pretty sure ...
By: Poltair. on 28 Oct 08, 17:17:23
I'm pretty sure you're right - If Pharnaces was king of Pontus - I know Caesar said it after he defeated the Kingdom of Pontus (Which may have been ruled by Pharnaces) and it does indeed mean "I came, I saw, I conquered." Said so, because it took Caesar little over a year, I think, to defeat the whole nation.

Yes i thought it ...
By: geoffwode1. on 28 Oct 08, 16:42:28
Yes i thought it was too

'Your Mum called to ...
By: CateandPete. on 28 Oct 08, 08:37:15
'Your Mum called to say just how glad she was she didn't hear from you' LOL! My favourite

Lol I didnt read ...
By: widgetyemidget. on 25 Oct 08, 15:08:10
Lol I didnt read this before I posted my comment, I thought the same thing.

The guy asking ...
By: widgetyemidget. on 25 Oct 08, 15:03:24
The guy asking Dylan the questions, is that Brian from Spaced??

Yup thats Mark Heap ...
By: ComedyLove28. on 13 Oct 08, 15:20:05
Yup thats Mark Heap, his voice is so distinctive isn't it?

Well, there ya go. ...
By: raefurmekh. on 12 Oct 08, 01:33:28
Well, there ya go. I smarts ;) Lol

ur rite it does ...
By: majooismajor. on 11 Oct 08, 10:30:50
ur rite it does mean i came, i saw, i conquered ......by julius caesar :)

"I hate you so much ...
By: aikidoka20. on 05 Oct 08, 14:42:05
"I hate you so much it gives me energy" LOL !

And it was ...
By: ElliTheDrow. on 23 Sep 08, 20:38:36
And it was delicious because i knew you were waiting... :P

DON'T LIE TO ME!!! ...
By: mrK163. on 14 Sep 08, 07:49:51
DON'T LIE TO ME!!! DON'T LIE TO ME!!! I've been doing this for 45 years, what do you think I am a fuckin turnip?!

He made my soup and ...
By: hellmonkey69. on 09 Sep 08, 21:21:49
He made my soup and bread go down the wrong hole. I nearly died because of you Dylan!

lol i was thinking ...
By: VJAZA9T2. on 08 Sep 08, 02:34:09
lol i was thinking that just i thought "Aint that brian from spaced"

Yep. I dont know ...
By: raefurmekh. on 04 Sep 08, 13:15:47
Yep. I dont know HOW precise I am, but check it out anyway :D I guess wiki or google will tell you something.

"Veni, Vidi, Vici ...
By: Th1sWasATriumph. on 04 Sep 08, 13:11:10
"Veni, Vidi, Vici means "I came, I saw, I conquered" and it was said by Julius Ceasar when he claimed victory over Pharnaces :D " Really? I honest to god never knew that. Seriously, I've learnt something new today. Thank you.

ahh knew you were ...
By: DeltaOne60659. on 03 Sep 08, 05:51:31
ahh knew you were here! do you know i was? i was at home i had a bun

Yes you're right ...
By: raefurmekh. on 02 Sep 08, 15:43:19
Yes you're right It says; "Dear mother Veni, Vidi, Vici... ..but I'm still a little chesty" Veni, Vidi, Vici means "I came, I saw, I conquered" and it was said by Julius Ceasar when he claimed victory over Pharnaces :D

It is Mark Heap
By: FuturamaFanForever. on 25 Aug 08, 08:45:18
It is Mark Heap

Dear Mother, Veni, ...
By: Godlesswanderer. on 19 Aug 08, 01:32:20
Dear Mother, Veni, Vidi, Vici But I'm still a little chesty.

wot does it say on ...
By: mychemfreak246. on 17 Aug 08, 17:28:20
wot does it say on the screen behind dylan at the begginning-ish? I can make out 'Dear Mother' but the rest is too blurry.:((

Dylan Moran on Arnold Scwarzenegger (Like Totally)
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Dylan Moran on Americans, Arnold Schwarzenegger and America as 'the promised land'
From his 'Like Totally' tour, 2006.

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This guy is the ...
By: brianfxxx. on 04 Dec 08, 14:09:36
This guy is the funniest comedian i have ever seen . An absolute genius the unfortunate thing is once i have seen all his comedy other comedians seem less funny.

why do people in ...
By: lunermodge. on 03 Dec 08, 10:14:24
why do people in ireland speak english, because they all suffer from "Stockholm syndrome",see how many of them find that funny,

This guy is a ...
By: creamslut. on 02 Dec 08, 19:32:50
This guy is a genius. Youngest Perrier winner in history, he is close to the most intelligent comedian on the market, save for maybe George Carlin... And to the Americans? For Fuck sake lighten up. Typical world power unable to laugh at themselves... To be able to appreciate the innate madness of your culture is the keystone to intelligence. if you can learn to laugh at it, you have won. This is EXACTLY why americans never learn from their mass stupidity. We love laughing at ours!!! Rock on D.

"by the way, fox ...
By: TheFartenator. on 02 Dec 08, 09:05:20
"by the way, fox news is American, ha ha you Irish twit" Naw, really? He's saying if you don't like this Irish comedian, go and watch your American shows.

yes they are
By: BardleyCfan. on 30 Nov 08, 18:53:06
yes they are

not all americans ...
By: BardleyCfan. on 30 Nov 08, 18:52:23
not all americans are like that if i was her i would cussed you out. so rude.

I think he's pretty ...
By: filmfunk. on 27 Nov 08, 09:26:33
I think he's pretty witty. What he said about Australia was damn funny! I was rolling around, cacking my head off! Australia... you're standing in it. lol btw, I'm an Aussie.

ahh ok...because I ...
By: toolhuman. on 27 Nov 08, 07:17:52
ahh ok...because I know what a governor is, but not a govenor. thanks! ;)

haha thats funny, ...
By: imfasturfurious. on 26 Nov 08, 23:57:33
haha thats funny, if it was me i would have said hey bitch nice horse shoes

haha im at uni ...
By: nick0is0ace. on 26 Nov 08, 16:31:44
haha im at uni rigvht now meant to be writing an essay.......arsed with that

aljazz2008, you ...
By: lunermodge. on 26 Nov 08, 11:48:41
aljazz2008, you irish piece of shit if I got my hands on you, i would kick your head off, just for fun, by the way, fox news is American, ha ha you Irish twit ha ha

Lunermodge, can you ...
By: aljazz2008. on 26 Nov 08, 11:33:12
Lunermodge, can you suggest a new area of comedy as yet untouched? See this is space exploration, you are supposed to idenify with some of how he says hence the common themes, now fuck off and watch Fox News

I did, ha ha.
By: lunermodge. on 26 Nov 08, 09:42:02
I did, ha ha.

who bloody cares! ...
By: sopranokate. on 26 Nov 08, 05:20:23
who bloody cares! hes funny as! thats what stand up is all about isnt it? thats why its funny!!? otherwise you'd go to uni and actually study factual information.

All his comedy are ...
By: lunermodge. on 24 Nov 08, 14:55:03
All his comedy are about stereotypes, nothing new,

it's so easy to ...
By: pkspike. on 23 Nov 08, 12:18:34
it's so easy to take the piss out of americans, even right in front of their faces and they wouldn't even relise it!! i'll give you one example, i was over there little over a year back, was in a bar with a friend, and this ladie came over who had waaay to much make up on, was about 17 stone to big and she had the most gastly accent i have ever heard and she said 'hey sexy, your accent is cute and i think your hot' i simply turned looked at her and said nice shoes, she took that as a compliment!

like a mayor!
By: pkspike. on 23 Nov 08, 12:09:01
like a mayor!

does anyone know ...
By: MarcusTheReverent. on 23 Nov 08, 05:17:09
does anyone know when his book is coming out and what its called?

what's a govenor?
By: toolhuman. on 22 Nov 08, 19:07:43
what's a govenor?

Yeah, we're all ...
By: arcanekrusader. on 22 Nov 08, 12:04:55
Yeah, we're all haters, lol :D

ya well it isnt ...
By: CBcalifornia. on 21 Nov 08, 21:10:05
ya well it isnt comedy when the comedian doesnt know what the fook hes talking about anyway... just easy laughs to laugh at americans cause your all haters anyway

It's comedy... not ...
By: fifi298. on 21 Nov 08, 21:01:31
It's comedy... not a political rally.

You do realise this ...
By: Distorty101. on 21 Nov 08, 03:41:22
You do realise this is comedy right? It doesn't have factually accurate to be funny. Shock.

Arnold actually did ...
By: CBcalifornia. on 21 Nov 08, 01:29:09
Arnold actually did a lot for california. Hes been a great govenor and fullfilled all his promises that he said he would. So making fun of americans for choosing him show how little you all really know

who of you guys ...
By: JahalomSjachor. on 18 Nov 08, 17:19:31
who of you guys laughing is sober.... raise your hand! Anybody?

Dylan Moran - Monster [6/10]
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Dylan Moran Live, Monster
Part 6 of 10
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Hahah, luv it! ...
By: TravelingZeppelins. on 26 Nov 08, 17:12:22
Hahah, luv it!looking 4 d american to smoke on!!

to see a photograph ...
By: alimaswala. on 25 Nov 08, 23:28:46
to see a photograph of a pot of jam xD he is jokkkeesss

lol at him being ...
By: talatsmum. on 25 Nov 08, 00:53:11
lol at him being french ::D i love that :P

"come on... you ...
By: glebber. on 10 Nov 08, 05:37:01
"come on... you know you want it!" :P

his french accent ...
By: nesten1. on 08 Nov 08, 10:16:09
his french accent is so sexy

haha oh man the ...
By: 54spiritedwill54. on 07 Nov 08, 01:55:32
haha oh man the begining oh its so hilarious but so is the whole thing 1 - 10

i 'ate them, why do ...
By: stoneage332. on 23 Oct 08, 21:52:33
i 'ate them, why do we have to speak fucking english!

LMAO ... i 'ate my ...
By: tryanny09. on 22 Oct 08, 16:33:32
LMAO ... i 'ate my paintings . i 'ate my paintings !! ... i love the french rant :D

no probs :) XD
By: MoranLover. on 22 Oct 08, 16:10:26
no probs :) XD

wow ur lucky! :) ...
By: MoranLover. on 22 Oct 08, 16:08:33
wow ur lucky! :) yeah he's touring Britain :D less than 2 weeks till I see him now :D BEYOND excited now! XD

oh wow he's doing ...
By: yourfaceandmum. on 20 Oct 08, 21:02:06
oh wow he's doing the whole of britain? i'm seeing him in london - my friend and her brother had tickets but now her brothers going to germany so I GET HIS TICKET!!!!!

Ah, thank you ...
By: agressivemuffin. on 20 Oct 08, 17:35:45
Ah, thank you MoranLover - it was really niggling me! x

smoking a Gauloises ...
By: MoranLover. on 20 Oct 08, 15:28:37
smoking a Gauloises inside a Gitaine lmao!

in Glasgow at the ...
By: MoranLover. on 20 Oct 08, 15:27:52
in Glasgow at the Pavilion Theatre :D soo excited! had the tickets since April lol

what does he say ...
By: agressivemuffin. on 20 Oct 08, 09:39:39
what does he say after "smoking a Gauloises....." ? x

me toooooooooooo! ...
By: yourfaceandmum. on 19 Oct 08, 23:51:03
me toooooooooooo! In the Indigo2?

yeah lol their ...
By: yourfaceandmum. on 19 Oct 08, 23:50:35
yeah lol their expectations are so low their lifetime ambition is to see a picture of a pot of jam or something else lame like that

if they didn't ...
By: SimpleBum. on 15 Oct 08, 00:47:53
if they didn't laugh i think he would be even more pissed so id say hes bothered about the laughs!

EGGS EGGS! They're ...
By: moonOandOmoon. on 12 Oct 08, 01:56:29
EGGS EGGS! They're not even a food :D

haha he does! he ...
By: 1meowchicken. on 11 Oct 08, 18:21:17
haha he does! he gets angry if they cheer too much, I think its a sign of a good comedian that hes not too bothered about the laughs.

"Why do we have to ...
By: TeKnObYtE391. on 05 Oct 08, 03:42:55
"Why do we have to speak FUCKING english."

NO, the things you ...
By: themightysian. on 27 Sep 08, 12:48:26
NO, the things you do to me!

actually, yeah ur ...
By: MoranLover. on 27 Sep 08, 12:17:56
actually, yeah ur probably right XD lol it doesn't matter what he says anyway really, it's just bound to be hilarious XD

i thought it was " ...
By: MemoryOfGravy. on 27 Sep 08, 00:35:45
i thought it was "lit it" not littered... like refering to having a cigerette for breakfast. XD

I believe he's ...
By: Loodirros. on 21 Sep 08, 18:14:51
I believe he's jabbing at how shitty life in the third world is that they'd be happy to see just a picture of something tasty like jam.

Dylan Moran - Monster [7/10]
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Dylan Moran Live, Monster
Part 7 of 10

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hmm? did i miss ...
By: 2HLN13AK. on 28 Nov 08, 00:20:22
hmm? did i miss something there? :P

They also have the ...
By: DomWeasel. on 22 Nov 08, 23:45:27
They also have the Seven P's: Prior Planning and Preparation Prevents Piss Poor Performance.

dont forget ' ...
By: BethInBlack0. on 16 Nov 08, 18:21:04
dont forget 'traveling up the chocolate escalator'!

fox cooking eggs... ...
By: 54spiritedwill54. on 07 Nov 08, 01:54:07
fox cooking eggs... on a speed boat..... ROFL!!!

read andy mcnab and ...
By: DirtyDirtracer2006. on 05 Nov 08, 16:48:47
read andy mcnab and he'll set ya right

likes his toast ...
By: stoneage332. on 23 Oct 08, 22:03:13
likes his toast done on 3 sides LMAO!

"I'm very thirsty" ...
By: eldirtyone. on 16 Oct 08, 07:57:19
"I'm very thirsty" "Yes, but I'm quite tall"

"I would, for ...
By: ComedyLove28. on 13 Oct 08, 15:43:54
"I would, for example, filate a smurf" lmao!

this footage is ...
By: 1meowchicken. on 11 Oct 08, 18:49:05
this footage is oldish, it may have been death before dishonour

I actually think he ...
By: BubbleMusicHead. on 05 Oct 08, 15:10:59
I actually think he was talking about the Navy Seals? xo.

Hahahahahahaha, ...
By: moniicas6. on 29 Sep 08, 07:33:56
Hahahahahahaha, stanleydonwood just got owned. And he thought he was so cool....

"you know what they ...
By: mat1pat. on 23 Sep 08, 18:15:01
"you know what they say about John anyway" "well no i don't what what?" "well, Apparently hes you know, hes" *Raises knee* haha

ABSOLUTE GENIUS!!!!!
By: CPerrin11. on 14 Sep 08, 19:26:21
ABSOLUTE GENIUS!!!!!

Two monks are ...
By: DeltaOne60659. on 03 Sep 08, 06:26:23
Two monks are walking over a bridge, the cherry blossoms are falling all around them and one of them says "you know im very thirsty" and the other one says "yes but im quite tall"

Actually, the SAS ...
By: Laondagrande. on 29 Aug 08, 22:33:56
Actually, the SAS motto is "Check and Test, Check and Test" - Who Dares Wins is just for their public face

Have you met cedric ...
By: Hurdent. on 28 Aug 08, 21:12:40
Have you met cedric? aha Dylan Moran is brilliant

NO U
By: nonnynay. on 22 Aug 08, 20:42:46
NO U

Around six minutes, ...
By: StanleyDonwood. on 16 Aug 08, 20:06:24
Around six minutes, he says the SAS motto is,"Death Before Dishonour." The SAS motto is,"Who Dares Wins." Really funny though :P

this man is a ...
By: odobett. on 07 Aug 08, 20:16:48
this man is a fucking visionary

wine stuff not wild ...
By: pooisgood123. on 02 Aug 08, 06:20:57
wine stuff not wild stuff. ur a fagggggggg

& happen again
By: Dustiferr. on 26 Jul 08, 16:10:07
& happen again

Stuff's
By: thekat67. on 22 Jul 08, 12:45:22
Stuff's

Stuffs gonna happen.
By: Lop7dh. on 21 Jul 08, 01:42:08
Stuffs gonna happen.

Wild stuff's gonna ...
By: xxxMiseryLovesMe. on 11 Jul 08, 18:00:39
Wild stuff's gonna happen!

Sorta hearty ...
By: simplymasks. on 08 Jul 08, 19:26:16
Sorta hearty sounding man.

Dylan Moran
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Dylan Moran live at Jongleurs from a few years ago.

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