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MST3K - Keeping Clean and Neat
Posted by: Flaggboy42

Video duration: 601 seconds
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One of several MST3K shorts concerning grooming and hygiene

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"just keep brushing ...
By: mtz313. on 03 Dec 08, 06:06:53
"just keep brushing and brushing and saying the name of our lord and savior." HAHA these guys are fucking awesome.

CONFORM.
By: Xenocidal. on 02 Dec 08, 20:40:08
CONFORM.

They riffed this ...
By: MaxHard9000. on 02 Dec 08, 02:45:03
They riffed this one better than Hired!

join us, heh heh, ...
By: golzog. on 30 Nov 08, 06:21:19
join us, heh heh, join us! LOL perfect opening

"...now a giant ...
By: knightofni79. on 29 Nov 08, 04:51:08
"...now a giant cockroach..." hee hee hee

100 strokes...and ...
By: SirAngstadt. on 28 Nov 08, 06:46:25
100 strokes...and keep saying the name of out lord and savior

Remember, people ...
By: ShinyRayquaza2. on 27 Nov 08, 18:10:42
Remember, people will only like you if you're pretty.

wow, you're in for ...
By: Bellhorn25. on 27 Nov 08, 17:47:38
wow, you're in for some good times thats for sure

"Don't go to bed ...
By: athleticsgirl23. on 26 Nov 08, 19:45:59
"Don't go to bed with wet hair" "Or a 1st date." Fantastic. Why can't this be on tv now? Nothing is this funny anymore!!!

4:25-4:30 hahaha, ...
By: rckandorroll. on 26 Nov 08, 18:03:05
4:25-4:30 hahaha, oh tom

"Remember people ...
By: sdsugermany. on 26 Nov 08, 12:24:53
"Remember people like you better when your pretty"

It's about three in ...
By: AmuroNT1. on 26 Nov 08, 00:58:45
It's about three in the afternoon now!

But you'll never be ...
By: thenovascotia. on 24 Nov 08, 15:54:15
But you'll never be able to scrub away the stains on your soul.

Happy 20th Birthday ...
By: htomsirveaux42. on 24 Nov 08, 13:54:46
Happy 20th Birthday MST3K!

It's about 3 in the ...
By: powerrangerguy. on 24 Nov 08, 04:27:15
It's about 3 in the afternoon by now.

Use a brillo pad ...
By: HelterSlelter13. on 23 Nov 08, 21:53:07
Use a brillo pad and Comet Mike is so awsome!

Haha this is the ...
By: Logiebear42. on 22 Nov 08, 02:06:34
Haha this is the first one I've seen :P

The first MS3TK I ...
By: filmfanatic99. on 20 Nov 08, 15:03:33
The first MS3TK I ever watched and now I wan't to see every episode.

Who wants to be ...
By: DrGregoryHouseIT. on 19 Nov 08, 20:04:31
Who wants to be sacrificed?

"Keep a detailed ...
By: pacosaidso. on 18 Nov 08, 18:29:54
"Keep a detailed log."

"And now, back to ...
By: kawara26. on 18 Nov 08, 03:07:49
"And now, back to the drudgery that is your life." Wow, I love MiSTie~

"Mother Teresa"
By: Legboy1129. on 16 Nov 08, 05:05:51
"Mother Teresa"

okay that video ...
By: marablu08. on 16 Nov 08, 03:25:33
okay that video would have been amusing anyway, mst made it flipping hilarious!

Don't go to bed ...
By: Tulapeiwa. on 10 Nov 08, 17:00:42
Don't go to bed with wet hair... Or a first date. XDD

OK this is funny ...
By: obamawalker. on 08 Nov 08, 07:27:47
OK this is funny and a little gross. Liked the priest comment.

MST3K - Space Mutiny - The many names of David Ryder
Posted by: teenage

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All the names given to the lead character in Space Mutiny, David Ryder.

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Punch Rockgroin Big ...
By: thesandy. on 04 Dec 08, 05:29:06
Punch Rockgroin Big McLargehuge

Punt Speedchunk!
By: holluschickie. on 04 Dec 08, 04:42:06
Punt Speedchunk!

Crunch Buttsteak
By: boogieperle. on 03 Dec 08, 23:50:49
Crunch Buttsteak

Thick McRunfast
By: shadowprophet88. on 03 Dec 08, 17:32:33
Thick McRunfast

Big McLarge-Huge . ...
By: BR0M. on 03 Dec 08, 03:33:43
Big McLarge-Huge ... greater than you

We put our faith in ...
By: gundamredframe. on 02 Dec 08, 17:33:43
We put our faith in BLAST HARDCHEESE!!

Bob Johnson
By: tomaccogoats. on 02 Dec 08, 13:50:57
Bob Johnson

Boz Stabshank Dick ...
By: tylerss20. on 30 Nov 08, 19:50:00
Boz Stabshank Dick Ripflame Smash Woodcrunch Stud Rockchew Mitch Motorbeef

Ditch Fubar! Cord ...
By: TheMightyFiction. on 30 Nov 08, 02:51:10
Ditch Fubar! Cord Neckbulge! Trip Broadface!

I got some more: ...
By: tylerss20. on 30 Nov 08, 02:25:33
I got some more: Hawk Deathwire Chazz Hellquads Mick Bloodstack Brock Zipline Blade Bonestitch

Gristle McThornbody ...
By: ku62jo62. on 30 Nov 08, 00:32:43
Gristle McThornbody and Big McLargehuge are the best ones, imo.

Butch McDeathkill
By: Cerek120. on 29 Nov 08, 00:46:03
Butch McDeathkill

Danger Armpump ...
By: theeternalsphere. on 28 Nov 08, 23:14:11
Danger Armpump Crush Strongblock Bash Mantough Bristle Ironfist Roar Screamleap Buff Strongchin

Lump Beefbroth ...
By: Nathan920. on 28 Nov 08, 19:01:01
Lump Beefbroth Smoke Manmuscle Thick Mcrunfast Big Mclargehuge

Punch Kickthrow ...
By: Nathan920. on 28 Nov 08, 18:58:30
Punch Kickthrow Pork Beefbuff Turnaquet Bloodblister Zap Rowsdower

Jack Hammerhead ...
By: tylerss20. on 27 Nov 08, 02:11:09
Jack Hammerhead Crash Switchblade Bulk Fistpain Deck Gunmetal Glenn Glasspack These are just a few I thought of. Like thunumbr23 said, come up with some originals.

bubble meat face ...
By: s70driver2005. on 26 Nov 08, 21:06:36
bubble meat face strong

flank wallpunch
By: PepitoneConQueso. on 26 Nov 08, 04:44:37
flank wallpunch

noe everybody make ...
By: thunumbr23. on 26 Nov 08, 00:12:34
noe everybody make their own...... Junt Rizzlepork

Fork McLiftKill
By: BlackOps05. on 25 Nov 08, 14:38:51
Fork McLiftKill

punt speedchunk ...
By: PepitoneConQueso. on 23 Nov 08, 07:52:38
punt speedchunk lmao

haha
By: tubeCaron. on 22 Nov 08, 02:21:14
haha

BIG McLARGEHUGE
By: huzoso. on 21 Nov 08, 18:32:14
BIG McLARGEHUGE

Roll Fizzlebeef.
By: AnonymousWillDestroy. on 19 Nov 08, 08:37:50
Roll Fizzlebeef.

Buff Drinklots Slab ...
By: chemgirlie. on 17 Nov 08, 05:32:02
Buff Drinklots Slab Hunk Flink Trunk SlamchestFist Rockbone Stump Beefknob Smash Lampjaw Punch Rockgroin Buck Plankchest Stump Chunkman Dirk Hardpec Rip Steakface Slate Slabrock Crud Bonemeal

$Top 10 Mike-Era MST3K \"WTF?!\" Moments$

Top 10 Mike-Era MST3K "WTF?!" Moments
Posted by: aquaorbis

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News: "WTF?!" Moments 2 is out!
Check the video responses for the link.
MST is the ultimate source for "WTF" moments. Compiled here are the top 10 WTF moments (IMO, of course) in the Mike-Era. Enjoy!

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I thought none of ...
By: Cagair. on 03 Dec 08, 16:10:01
I thought none of them could top #5. Then the matched came along...

You can buy MST3K ...
By: aquaorbis. on 03 Dec 08, 08:47:31
You can buy MST3K box sets almost anywhere DVDs are sold. Best bet, though, is Amazon which has pretty much all the volumes that can possibly be bought right now without giving up your first born child. Shout! Factory recently took over the production of MST3K DVDs, so check out their site too! Lots of awesome stuff coming out of Shout! Factory these days. Can't wait for the interview with Joe Estevez!

i give my lift nut ...
By: ackofgod. on 03 Dec 08, 07:10:56
i give my lift nut to see mst3k on tv do any know were the boxsat is come out ?

812-The Incredibly ...
By: KSUmst3k. on 01 Dec 08, 19:42:41
812-The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living And Became Mixed-Up Zombies (yes that is the actual name of the movie)

What episode was ...
By: CanadaMan81. on 01 Dec 08, 15:38:30
What episode was the monkey and ticket scene from again?

AGUA! always ...
By: gking407. on 30 Nov 08, 02:37:46
AGUA! always results in prolonged laughter, no idea why.

...*gives matches ...
By: Tulapeiwa. on 28 Nov 08, 23:55:25
...*gives matches to Mikey* XD

Number 3 should be ...
By: kissiepie. on 28 Nov 08, 23:34:04
Number 3 should be on a t-shirt: "You people bring matches for mikey?"

There's a reason ...
By: LiveGoat. on 28 Nov 08, 11:47:22
There's a reason why the poster chose "Jessica" as the theme. Watch the Mst3k Episode "The Thing that Wouldn't Die" to find out why.

#3 and #1 are the ...
By: emmyflu. on 27 Nov 08, 05:21:45
#3 and #1 are the BEST! where are we gonna go for the Hitler memorabilia? What about the Hitler salt and pepper shakers?

#5, I died laughing.
By: WrittenExpression. on 27 Nov 08, 04:44:03
#5, I died laughing.

Great list, a ...
By: mrevans60. on 26 Nov 08, 21:00:51
Great list, a worthy compilation. That monkey with the tickets is my favorite. Love Crows response..did you guys just see that?

I love the way they ...
By: Boadicia. on 24 Nov 08, 23:20:38
I love the way they laugh in #2 XD

I think a better ...
By: DrGregoryHouseIT. on 24 Nov 08, 14:11:07
I think a better WTF moment from 'Deadlt Bees' might be 'The Dog's Meat'. I was all WHAT?????

Yes, like what? I'm ...
By: aquaorbis. on 24 Nov 08, 04:13:54
Yes, like what? I'm always open to suggestions.

There's a lot ...
By: esalian9. on 23 Nov 08, 18:58:39
There's a lot better wtf moments in mst3k

0:31 crows ...
By: PepitoneConQueso. on 23 Nov 08, 07:54:44
0:31 crows reaction makes me cry

mike does a great ...
By: huzoso. on 20 Nov 08, 08:45:18
mike does a great george washington from the duff gardens simpsons episode.

Sorry ...
By: mrevans60. on 20 Nov 08, 00:58:25
Sorry zwitterzwitter, I meant to give thumbs up.

Notice how Crow ...
By: ladycplum. on 18 Nov 08, 02:32:18
Notice how Crow tries to lean away from the monkey in TISCWSL&BMUZ!

"This is where the ...
By: AgnosticHippie. on 14 Nov 08, 05:56:00
"This is where the Fish lives", always makes me laugh..

#8, #2, and #1 were ...
By: hawkssuns08. on 14 Nov 08, 03:17:57
#8, #2, and #1 were the best respectively. GET YOUR TICKETS HERE!

I love how two of ...
By: Soviet257. on 12 Nov 08, 08:25:06
I love how two of the ten are host segments, so often overlooked.

#1, holyshit. ...
By: AlexanderRadulov. on 11 Nov 08, 18:44:44
#1, holyshit. LMFAO.

DAMN IT! There ...
By: Reelbigearth. on 10 Nov 08, 05:42:40
DAMN IT! There goes my chance to buy the hitler bobble heads.

MST3K - Posture Pals
Posted by: Flaggboy42

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MST3K short on the importance of good posture. Keep an eye out for an elementary school age Melissa Gilbert, president of the S.A.G.

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Haha... Jane likes ...
By: MooManXL. on 04 Dec 08, 21:15:29
Haha... Jane likes trees...

You're right, it's ...
By: Tendoking. on 03 Dec 08, 21:12:40
You're right, it's not her. Looks like her, though.

just like his dad ...
By: ChuA1978. on 28 Nov 08, 19:50:18
just like his dad on a friday night. awesome.

"sorry mom-dad" ...
By: gamegod195. on 21 Nov 08, 03:47:20
"sorry mom-dad" roflmao

Bombo :)) "It's ...
By: heartnote. on 19 Nov 08, 20:41:32
Bombo :)) "It's hitchcock after slim fast" :))

"Don't you Jane? ...
By: ngobleus. on 13 Nov 08, 16:05:01
"Don't you Jane? Jane!!" "The....larch!!"

The skit that shows ...
By: unclealbert72. on 12 Nov 08, 21:36:48
The skit that shows before this short has crow on fire.

SLEEEP!
By: Caerlean. on 12 Nov 08, 21:15:42
SLEEEP!

"Tommy drew a bong" ...
By: leoaeris6789. on 12 Nov 08, 02:18:34
"Tommy drew a bong" LOL is it just me, or is this is a bit much even for those old school movies?

i like little kid ...
By: ANGL3OFD3ATH666. on 05 Nov 08, 12:10:19
i like little kid in good physique, and yes i am a pedophile motherfucker go rape yourself

This experiment ...
By: Mhabalzizhari. on 04 Nov 08, 23:26:12
This experiment dares you to watch it!

posture possie. ...
By: bublefan09. on 31 Oct 08, 17:25:37
posture possie. Love it!

valium? hahahaha
By: bublefan09. on 31 Oct 08, 17:20:23
valium? hahahaha

And five minutes ...
By: sillygrl23. on 30 Oct 08, 18:35:24
And five minutes later they get pants and beaten up on the playground. LMAO! "All right honey I am going to kill this tree if you don't stand straight"

"They are going to ...
By: sillygrl23. on 30 Oct 08, 18:30:47
"They are going to take this for a half-hour before they end up killing each other." lol! So true... XD

If you look at ...
By: ilurvekimba1967. on 28 Oct 08, 23:11:57
If you look at crow's head, it looks like he's facing the movie more than normal. His neck also looks thinner. Why, I wonder...

That poor teacher ...
By: burgundyyears. on 28 Oct 08, 03:12:45
That poor teacher trying to mime - priceless.

I LoLed at this big ...
By: TreesOfBaylor. on 27 Oct 08, 01:38:58
I LoLed at this big time.

They're the Posture ...
By: JohnJFentiman. on 22 Oct 08, 11:38:23
They're the Posture Posse!

Love the reference ...
By: Jerrytheband. on 18 Oct 08, 13:51:05
Love the reference to the Grateful Dead's Truckin' at 5:06. "And you truck like the doodah man" "Oo, got his chips cashed in"

WHO IS PALIN? Some ...
By: Trwnybtch. on 17 Oct 08, 15:10:08
WHO IS PALIN? Some fundamentalist bitch who lets her secessionist hubby and unwed pregnant teen care for her baby with downs syndrome. A governor who abused her authority and VIOLATED STATE ETHICS LAWS. A woman of limited intelligence who reads from a prompter ok, but is clueless about economics & foreign policy. A governor who lied about her support for the "Bridge to Nowhere". America doesn't need another CLUELESS, FUNDAMENTALIST LIAR...we just had one for the last 8 years.

:)lol "They're ...
By: efxman. on 15 Oct 08, 21:52:13
:)lol "They're gonna take this for about a 1/2 hour before they all kill each other!":LOL

It's just you.
By: Elcoyotenegro. on 15 Oct 08, 01:31:32
It's just you.

Their chances of ...
By: LyndaHudson. on 13 Oct 08, 17:29:07
Their chances of being cool are ruined for life.

Ahh...sorry Mom/Dad ...
By: asabawi. on 12 Oct 08, 23:42:34
Ahh...sorry Mom/Dad! LOLLLLLL

MST3K- Here Comes the Circus
Posted by: JTX1

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a.k.a. Here Comes THE DEVIL! Joel and the Bots watch a short featuring a "wholesome" circus from the 1950's where clowns slap each other around and trapeeze artists do some pretty suggestive stuff. Featuring Beelzebub the Clown!

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waste of space? You ...
By: Erdnax13. on 04 Dec 08, 23:45:47
waste of space? You commented on this clip like seventy five times!

There's something ...
By: Zippykhan. on 04 Dec 08, 21:59:13
There's something about the fact that some one in this world is angry about the fact that people find one scene on this video funny that makes me feel stupid.

"It's the Ku Klux ...
By: DrummerGrrrl. on 03 Dec 08, 06:32:59
"It's the Ku Klux Klowns!" Hahahahaha!

It's Rue McClanahan!
By: asherhawke. on 01 Dec 08, 05:30:47
It's Rue McClanahan!

Long time, me love ...
By: utah1568. on 01 Dec 08, 04:11:29
Long time, me love yoy a long time! you ruined a funny jokew, get out of my offyve

Oh-No There Doing ...
By: boysinblack. on 30 Nov 08, 18:40:20
Oh-No There Doing It Clown Style!

Besides, they're ...
By: Steeple333. on 28 Nov 08, 21:52:40
Besides, they're manipulated in the same way a dog is manipulated into doing a trick.

He's still eating!
By: jmr48080. on 26 Nov 08, 08:03:42
He's still eating!

i could watch this ...
By: BrunnerJamFilms. on 23 Nov 08, 08:16:02
i could watch this short all day. probably my favorite of all time. "it's liza!"

The guy above you ...
By: KommissarMakita. on 22 Nov 08, 04:31:00
The guy above you already said that. Pick something else to repeat.

The guy above you ...
By: Jcolinsol. on 21 Nov 08, 23:33:52
The guy above you already said that. Pick something else to repeat.

I love it when Joel ...
By: Down10. on 19 Nov 08, 05:42:23
I love it when Joel and the Bots rock back and forth to music. So much fun!

We're still at this ...
By: watda74. on 19 Nov 08, 00:11:19
We're still at this? Kids today, let me tell ya. By the way, it's spelled 'never'. Competence? Try again...:-D

SERVO FOR LIFE!
By: oakfox1981. on 16 Nov 08, 02:37:41
SERVO FOR LIFE!

You have to be born ...
By: 0megamanX. on 13 Nov 08, 21:40:12
You have to be born being able to sword swallow. They can control the opening connecting their stomach to their esophogus.

IT'S THOMAS EDISON ...
By: twags32689. on 11 Nov 08, 00:22:01
IT'S THOMAS EDISON AND HIS ELECTRIC CHILD!!! hahahahahah! so funny

Ooooh God. Lmfao. ...
By: Twilibby. on 10 Nov 08, 04:54:48
Ooooh God. Lmfao. xDDD

The guy below ...
By: KommissarMakita. on 07 Nov 08, 15:25:28
The guy below already said that. Pick something else to repeat.

The guy below ...
By: KommissarMakita. on 07 Nov 08, 15:25:03
The guy below already said that. Pick something else to repeat.

clever dog
By: NaveedKoval. on 07 Nov 08, 11:13:47
clever dog

theyre doing it ...
By: BigMtBoarder. on 31 Oct 08, 00:16:34
theyre doing it clown style!

That may be, but ...
By: StareCalmo. on 30 Oct 08, 17:18:14
That may be, but you still need to relax ;)

Um yeah... you can ...
By: KommissarMakita. on 30 Oct 08, 09:32:50
Um yeah... you can DOWNLOAD videos these days you know right? Hence, the statement,"I have watched it since joel" means that I started from the beginning. Most newcomers to mst3k don't even know who joel is. This isn't even my profile, but I can assure you I watched them via download, not actually in 1988 christ I wasn't near their tv station.

Wasn't Emmet Kelly ...
By: sillygrl23. on 30 Oct 08, 06:27:06
Wasn't Emmet Kelly Bobo the Clown's sidekick? I can't remember what his Clown name was though....

*watching the sword ...
By: sillygrl23. on 30 Oct 08, 06:24:51
*watching the sword swallowing woman* Yikes! I don't know how anyone can pull that act off for real.

Mystery Science Theater 3000 short: Spring Fever (MST3K)
Posted by: lyris1

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Probably one of the funniest MST3K shorts I've seen yet. Thanks Sam L for sending me the tape!
Inverse telecine'd for your viewing pleasure.

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"Well you just ...
By: cwolfe74. on 03 Dec 08, 16:35:32
"Well you just about nailed me in the crotch there Steve!"comedy genius!

was this a public ...
By: mtz313. on 03 Dec 08, 06:15:40
was this a public service announcement for springs!? ah the good ol days, alcohol (BAD), marijuana (BAD), springs (REALLY FUCKING AWESOME)

springless creeps
By: punksweetss. on 03 Dec 08, 04:40:05
springless creeps

"At least their is ...
By: Cazz814. on 01 Dec 08, 04:21:53
"At least their is still meatloaf and butter!"

I loved this show. ...
By: bozolips24. on 01 Dec 08, 03:59:27
I loved this show. Wish it were still on.

the latch of the ...
By: YoricXL. on 30 Nov 08, 23:34:31
the latch of the door relies on springs... but OzzieOlin is right, incompetence plays just as large a part.

If I were around ...
By: NegativeCreap. on 28 Nov 08, 16:22:39
If I were around that idiot I'd be wishing for no more springs too.

maybe he was ...
By: darkpinkpoison. on 28 Nov 08, 11:46:43
maybe he was huffing furniture polish under that couch...freaky

freaky
By: darkpinkpoison. on 28 Nov 08, 11:45:08
freaky

Stupid Coily. =(
By: somerandomredwallfan. on 26 Nov 08, 22:15:43
Stupid Coily. =(

Coily was actually ...
By: jarofpuppyeyes. on 26 Nov 08, 20:20:39
Coily was actually a NWO operative, trying to place fear and dependence into the youth of the time and make them believe they couldn't live without the help of NWO backed spring companies. I bet he used HAARP to make this guy into a spring babbling agent of propaganda.

"spring loving ...
By: JHUD156. on 26 Nov 08, 16:04:32
"spring loving bastard!" lol!!

I figured it was ...
By: OzzieOlin. on 26 Nov 08, 09:47:23
I figured it was his utter lack of competence in life that prevented his being able to close a door.

IN HELL
By: mafiaz187. on 26 Nov 08, 07:16:26
IN HELL

Coily is his ...
By: Hrothgar01. on 25 Nov 08, 15:02:58
Coily is his schizophrenia sidekick!

How does not having ...
By: Adamguy2003. on 25 Nov 08, 11:50:57
How does not having any springs mean that he can't shut the door of his house (2:24)?

LOL Lots of loose ...
By: mskeahan. on 24 Nov 08, 20:28:51
LOL Lots of loose soil to bury someone out here.

"I OWN YOUR ASS, ...
By: huezo92703. on 24 Nov 08, 03:27:14
"I OWN YOUR ASS, FATBOY! GET BACK HERE!" love it, so funny.

Where does Coily ...
By: gecko44144. on 24 Nov 08, 00:37:48
Where does Coily fit into God's plan for us? lmao

what episode is ...
By: sillygrl23. on 23 Nov 08, 23:47:59
what episode is this short from?

This phenomenom ...
By: nergvol. on 21 Nov 08, 14:06:37
This phenomenom known as spring fever, the young most susceptable. Symptoms include desire to go to warm beach, swill suds, wear skimpy clothing, listen to primal music as preclude to mating ritual. Sunburns, headaches, night in iron hotel and often unwanted pregnancy are side effects to spring fever. Abnormaly high hormones are prevalent in most victims and warrants furthur study. This annoying "coilly" character seems more a symptom of bad film making but horror genre' offers outlet

Where does Coily ...
By: alexm5488. on 21 Nov 08, 06:46:43
Where does Coily fit into God's plan for us?

"So. One clod says ...
By: xXxSTARLESSEYESxXx. on 21 Nov 08, 01:20:29
"So. One clod says one thing and the whole word pays?" XD

YOU'LL BE THE FIRST ...
By: ElrondHubble. on 20 Nov 08, 11:10:46
YOU'LL BE THE FIRST TO DIE

"I anticipated your ...
By: Vittoria10538. on 20 Nov 08, 04:35:03
"I anticipated your complaint!" LOL...I'd seen this before, but never noticed that one.

Mystery Science Theater 3000 (MST3K): Gumby in Robot Rumpus
Posted by: benthecartoon

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Mike and The Bots riff on a Gumby short, in which robots cause havoc at the Gumby house.

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"Hey, his bump is ...
By: iejmem. on 02 Dec 08, 17:24:55
"Hey, his bump is on the other side!" Don't know why, but that made me laugh the most. Love those quick, closer riffs.

Mrs. Gumby is ...
By: roflcopter117. on 30 Nov 08, 23:51:23
Mrs. Gumby is stacked.

The Screaming Skull
By: daruikanji. on 30 Nov 08, 22:57:51
The Screaming Skull

...
By: pigpen4483. on 30 Nov 08, 17:50:15
hahahahahahahhahahah 1:25

sentenced to ...
By: boogieperle. on 29 Nov 08, 22:24:06
sentenced to permanent bellbottoms.

"One of my ...
By: arrowhead957. on 29 Nov 08, 19:48:21
"One of my classmates died in the kiln today ." "Gumby's nude!" "Thank goodness for internal genitalia" "They hung his head!" LMAO

Please tell me what ...
By: tbikape. on 29 Nov 08, 07:18:39
Please tell me what episode this is!

"Gumby was nude!" XD
By: YTPmaker1. on 29 Nov 08, 05:06:25
"Gumby was nude!" XD

That squares my ...
By: mafiaz187. on 28 Nov 08, 10:11:47
That squares my breasts!

gotta move this ...
By: NewcastleUnited4L. on 26 Nov 08, 21:18:21
gotta move this body upstate

pokey left a big ...
By: west73rd. on 26 Nov 08, 20:16:48
pokey left a big surprise in your begonias

"i'm gonna set you ...
By: Blowoffduster. on 24 Nov 08, 10:11:20
"i'm gonna set you on don knotts strength." lmao

I miss this show! ...
By: magary80. on 23 Nov 08, 06:13:19
I miss this show! It was freakin' hilarious.

"Uh your kinda ...
By: Adamgontierfan19. on 22 Nov 08, 21:49:12
"Uh your kinda slackin off on the house shakin here Ron"

the best one is " ...
By: piezrgewdyo. on 22 Nov 08, 20:58:57
the best one is "you can throw stuff through dad? im gonna go get an anvil."

haha i love Crow's ...
By: lobo26000. on 22 Nov 08, 19:51:04
haha i love Crow's reaction to gumby's voice.

"Damn. I need more ...
By: KaelWolfcry. on 21 Nov 08, 19:13:16
"Damn. I need more pig's blood." "Mrs. Gumby is stacked!" "Oh, bad move, robots do not fight clean." "Uh oh" "My tail is lifting" XD

Gumbo moves pretty ...
By: Sojiri. on 21 Nov 08, 00:08:27
Gumbo moves pretty freaking fast

"Habitat AGAINST ...
By: lovegerardbutler1987. on 20 Nov 08, 21:13:18
"Habitat AGAINST Humanity." LOL!

"Yeah, we'll have ...
By: rawrrsucka. on 19 Nov 08, 01:28:32
"Yeah, we'll have to take this down to the shop." =]

That was fucking ...
By: Eriil. on 19 Nov 08, 01:22:37
That was fucking hilarious. Good stuff.

Crackers and white ...
By: marshmallowinnards. on 18 Nov 08, 17:44:47
Crackers and white rice...hey, how did he know my favorite meal???

LOL when Did gumby ...
By: IKnowThings. on 17 Nov 08, 05:47:01
LOL when Did gumby get his class F licence? robl! damn, it's been so long since i've seen MST3K and i finally found it again. woohoo

"I'm gonna glaze ...
By: Alexandra22773. on 17 Nov 08, 04:32:16
"I'm gonna glaze your butt!" LOL

3:02 Crow says " ...
By: Akira625. on 16 Nov 08, 22:35:18
3:02 Crow says "What the?" - my sentiments exactly.

MST3K - 0521 - Santa Clause (1/9)
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MST3K - 0521 - Santa Clause
http://tvs-frank. home.mindspring.com/ reviews_s05_ep521.ht ml

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Weird. The title is ...
By: residualbill. on 05 Dec 08, 01:47:40
Weird. The title is actually spelled "Santa Claus". No "e". Simpler times.

Good luck. You ...
By: residualbill. on 05 Dec 08, 01:46:27
Good luck. You probably wouldn't have wanted to be hanging around me last night when the family was watching Rudolph the Rednosed Reindeer. I couldn't help cracking jokes every few seconds...well I thought I was funny, and that's the greatest gift of all...

I want to see this ...
By: MissLeigh78. on 04 Dec 08, 22:24:47
I want to see this movie without all the ANNOYING COMMENTARY!!!!!!!

That caroling ...
By: Adamgontierfan19. on 04 Dec 08, 12:20:08
That caroling disaster was great "we'll be right back... I think"

as far as I know ...
By: panakuken. on 02 Dec 08, 09:20:08
as far as I know it's just part of the into song scenes, but it's on of my favorite mstk moments!!

The more shows you ...
By: bowiehero. on 01 Dec 08, 17:25:35
The more shows you watch, the funnier the host segments get.

this is one of the ...
By: dubleyhew13. on 01 Dec 08, 16:08:14
this is one of the best episodes imo

Wait, Frank shaved ...
By: shuboy05. on 01 Dec 08, 05:33:32
Wait, Frank shaved his head BUT he didn't sell the hair to buy Dr. F the watch strap. So why did he shave his head in the first place?

Well, the segments ...
By: silvertamagachi. on 30 Nov 08, 01:47:02
Well, the segments break up the movie, which I think is essential to the show's pacing and keeping the audience focused. Besides, they're rather funny, in my opinion.

Okay, in what ...
By: silvertamagachi. on 30 Nov 08, 01:24:22
Okay, in what episode does 0:50 happen? I have to see that!

Good man :D
By: Reelbigearth. on 29 Nov 08, 07:30:57
Good man :D

Robots can get ...
By: JKid67. on 29 Nov 08, 04:28:17
Robots can get third-degree burns? Heh-heh-heh... "Joike".

I like the segments ...
By: JKid67. on 29 Nov 08, 04:15:08
I like the segments more now than when I started watching.

Keep circulating ...
By: SashaNein. on 27 Nov 08, 23:52:39
Keep circulating the tapes

I love how Crow's ...
By: MaxHard9000. on 25 Nov 08, 22:30:00
I love how Crow's eyes fall out, and Tom's head falls off! Classic!

ur not a true mst ...
By: dubleyhew13. on 25 Nov 08, 19:21:05
ur not a true mst fan.

Good idea. Should ...
By: TomMSTie. on 25 Nov 08, 09:28:55
Good idea. Should I do the same every b-day with the unMSTied version of "Manos?"

I saw mommy KILLING ...
By: xXBlaqkRavenXx. on 24 Nov 08, 03:02:46
I saw mommy KILLING Santa Clause under the mistletoe last MURDER! XD

The segments are ...
By: ApparitionZ. on 22 Nov 08, 14:24:00
The segments are boring, but reviewing the movie is hilarious.

What would Gypsy do ...
By: Adamguy2003. on 21 Nov 08, 23:36:26
What would Gypsy do with underwear in a candy cane? She doesn't even have any legs!

we are forced to ...
By: Hiroslave. on 20 Nov 08, 04:07:53
we are forced to sing

I own the non mst3k ...
By: Stormwysper. on 18 Nov 08, 22:52:40
I own the non mst3k version. It's horrible. I bust it out at Christmas time to torture the family if they don't get me good presents. :D

I think I might be ...
By: Hagar7. on 15 Nov 08, 10:03:41
I think I might be grossed out to find out that Frank's spitcurl was actually a thick curlicue of of flesh covered by a thin layer of hair, rather than a thick curlicue of hair. I might be way grossed out.

servo(as santa):( ...
By: sonic423. on 14 Nov 08, 23:54:47
servo(as santa):(evil laugher)i will the world

'I started making ...
By: bloodrunsclear. on 14 Nov 08, 05:59:45
'I started making it for the other guy!' :D

MST3K - The Magic Sword
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Joel, Tom Servo, Gypsy, Cambot and Croooooooow - lo-res but still funny

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besech this. lol
By: hotel2051. on 04 Dec 08, 07:21:08
besech this. lol

magic
By: banananoodlesoup. on 26 Nov 08, 01:23:38
magic

the whole 90 ...
By: gojirafan430. on 21 Nov 08, 04:16:14
the whole 90 minutes???? how did you do that!!???

This show is pure ...
By: vegantree. on 17 Nov 08, 21:50:30
This show is pure gold.

"Mount your horses, ...
By: smaakjeks. on 08 Nov 08, 13:39:13
"Mount your horses, gentlemen!" - we're not THAT lonely-?

Welcome to White ...
By: somebody279. on 07 Nov 08, 20:36:28
Welcome to White Castle may I take your order--HEY!

Thanks
By: Adamgontierfan19. on 01 Nov 08, 00:21:22
Thanks

Hercules and the ...
By: GorFrag. on 31 Oct 08, 23:46:57
Hercules and the Captive Women I think.

Wasn't there an ...
By: Adamgontierfan19. on 31 Oct 08, 13:28:07
Wasn't there an episode where Gypsy riffed a movie with Servo and Crow?

What the? Where is ...
By: zecamel1. on 25 Oct 08, 22:24:50
What the? Where is the Shit?

Uh...Ughhh... ...
By: zecamel1. on 25 Oct 08, 22:24:15
Uh...Ughhh... Duuuhhh?

If they catch you, ...
By: seducingreason. on 23 Oct 08, 22:13:42
If they catch you, I want you to know that I support you anyway!!!! MST3k FOREVER!!!

holy shit! the ...
By: dinoman2222. on 21 Oct 08, 01:00:51
holy shit! the whole thing together! how?

Its actually not a ...
By: GorFrag. on 18 Oct 08, 01:37:49
Its actually not a bad movie. They even mention that at the end of the episode, and the "Amazing Colossal Episode Guide"

God I miss this ...
By: Wuzzup222. on 16 Oct 08, 07:08:45
God I miss this show. It's bullshit that they canceled it. Still thanks for posting this.

spock! lol
By: savagenoble7. on 16 Oct 08, 05:46:43
spock! lol

Permission to smack ...
By: Ozker1313. on 15 Oct 08, 15:27:07
Permission to smack you?

It's an old school ...
By: TakaraKing. on 11 Oct 08, 03:11:23
It's an old school directors account

An HOUR?!?! My god ...
By: dizzyliz1965. on 11 Oct 08, 00:21:07
An HOUR?!?! My god I never thought it was possible! But you can be surprised! Lol!

last week it was a ...
By: savagenoble7. on 10 Oct 08, 07:49:14
last week it was a deck of cards

ROBOT ROLL CALL ...
By: savagenoble7. on 10 Oct 08, 07:36:02
ROBOT ROLL CALL CAMBOT(pan left!) GYPSY(hey girl!) TOM SERVO(oh, what a cool guy) CROOOOOW!(ooh, wisecracker!)

The sad thing is ...
By: L3Club. on 07 Oct 08, 22:08:51
The sad thing is when I was little I used to love this movie.

YouTube never ...
By: Mdriver1981. on 06 Oct 08, 00:24:04
YouTube never allows me to pos videos longer than 11 minutes???

No, I don't believe ...
By: temasongu. on 05 Oct 08, 20:47:46
No, I don't believe so. It may sound similar because similar synthesizers may have been used (the whole 80s/90s synthesizer type sound) but I highly doubt he did the score.

did mark ...
By: boredanddumb. on 05 Oct 08, 07:48:09
did mark mothersbaugh from devo make the scoring for this show? sounds a lot like pee wees playhouse .

MST3K - 1009 - Hamlet (1/11)
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MST3K - 1009 - Hamlet
http://satellite- of-love.home.mindspr ing.com/reviews_s10_ ep1009.html
Even though this is widely thought to be one of the worst episodes of all time, I'm still posting it for the completists out there.

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Well, Htom, why ...
By: Tulapeiwa. on 29 Nov 08, 15:42:09
Well, Htom, why don't you Hlick me My gf loves Hamlet. This is gonna be SO fun to watch with her >DD

San Quentino Prison ...
By: DrGregoryHouseIT. on 27 Nov 08, 14:25:34
San Quentino Prison Presents: Shakespeare!

lol yeah, a bit of ...
By: twags32689. on 23 Nov 08, 20:00:18
lol yeah, a bit of a stretch

Good thing he ...
By: hypnodance. on 23 Nov 08, 19:28:45
Good thing he unfolded himself! :D

"Mitchell" was good ...
By: ComradeCrusty. on 22 Nov 08, 21:46:40
"Mitchell" was good as the police chief in the Fletch movies...okay that was a stretch.

This film shuts ...
By: wagnerologist1984. on 22 Nov 08, 01:42:16
This film shuts down the logic centres of the brain!

ROTFL Normally ...
By: obamawalker. on 19 Nov 08, 08:57:24
ROTFL Normally they don't seem to mind the cheesy movies, but I really felt bad for them this time.

Thanks for posting.
By: obamawalker. on 19 Nov 08, 08:39:58
Thanks for posting.

you know this is ...
By: twags32689. on 13 Nov 08, 04:17:18
you know this is the only episode of this brilliant show that i feel a little guilty laughing at. Mainly because Maximilian Schell is a really really great actor, he just isn't that great in this...

Why is the ghost ...
By: yohojess. on 12 Nov 08, 15:14:04
Why is the ghost guy dressed up as Ming the Merciless?

Lol! We should ...
By: wanderingjew2008. on 08 Nov 08, 13:18:05
Lol! We should restart MST3K and you can be one of the writers. I've been told the same thing by everyone I know.

HTom lol
By: Bristol92. on 26 Oct 08, 09:40:33
HTom lol

Is it just me or ...
By: MoJoelRizing. on 11 Oct 08, 16:52:55
Is it just me or does anyone else think that the King's ghost looks EXACTLY like the Wizard of Oz(Frank Morgan). I mean except for the weird costume. When the ghost floats away they could have said: "I can't stop this thing, I don't know how it works; GOODBYE FOLKS!"

Shakespeare might ...
By: MoJoelRizing. on 11 Oct 08, 16:46:43
Shakespeare might be mildly amused at "The Undead." Corman originally had it written in Iambic Pentameter rhyme(!) but decided against it, with only a bit of Smolken's dialogue staying that way. What else: The Magic Sword? The Thing that Couldn't Die...

it's very hard to ...
By: AbraCadaverArson. on 11 Oct 08, 08:10:37
it's very hard to find good shakespeare humor, if anyone's seen the doctor who episode, "the shakespeare code," there's some good puns in there, but this is a whole different level, jeeze I remember watching this on tv!

"Unstaple yourself!"
By: Dauthor. on 11 Oct 08, 04:37:49
"Unstaple yourself!"

I was saying I ...
By: lorezapocalypse. on 10 Oct 08, 18:38:09
I was saying I would like to have sexual relations of one kind or another with Ethan Hawk...

Not really sure but ...
By: dabrotar1611. on 10 Oct 08, 17:09:41
Not really sure but it sounds as if you have a problem with Ethan Hawk. Perhaps you could take it up with him.?

Ethan Hawk is kind ...
By: lorezapocalypse. on 09 Oct 08, 23:08:00
Ethan Hawk is kind of refreshing, in my pants.

Pearl calls Mike, ...
By: dabrotar1611. on 05 Oct 08, 02:35:40
Pearl calls Mike, Croe, Gypsy, and Sirveaux, "My Friends" just before she informs them that they are about to die! Bobo is right, right? The Queen is the lady, right??? Has anyone checked out the Ethan Hawk version of 'Hamlet'? It is kind of refreshing. No joke.

It's rather hard to ...
By: KDlala. on 04 Oct 08, 21:19:35
It's rather hard to ruin Shakespeare, though God only knows many have tried XD

Nice.
By: ps0u1159. on 28 Sep 08, 23:40:42
Nice.

dammit I clicked ...
By: jim40135. on 28 Sep 08, 00:18:36
dammit I clicked Spam by accident, sorry man :(

"You think you can ...
By: jreqthek9. on 26 Sep 08, 22:13:04
"You think you can take me? Go ahead on. It's your move." I love Crow's angry look during that line from when they did 'Final Justice'.

this is no joke ...
By: MSTmike3k. on 23 Sep 08, 06:27:56
this is no joke when i was in high school before mst came out on dvd i recorded it off the tv and this episode helped me get an A on a report i did on Hamlet! So thank you MST3K

MST3K - Patrick Swayze Christmas
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MST3K - Patrick Swayze Christmas

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MST3K - A Day At The Fair
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"This is the fairground, where the fair is held." "Any questions so far?"

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"nobody can explain ...
By: Kongwalker. on 04 Dec 08, 15:09:40
"nobody can explain why father is 85!"

"What's this?" Crow ...
By: AmuroNT1. on 26 Nov 08, 01:09:07
"What's this?" Crow: EVIL!

"Goodbye Susan, ...
By: sillygrl23. on 24 Nov 08, 00:34:44
"Goodbye Susan, should anything happen I love you!" lol!

you got two thumbs ...
By: Embrace2012. on 20 Nov 08, 08:46:45
you got two thumbs down because people are fucking stupid Smells like team Spirit Daaaaaaaa Mad props

5:32 "Here we are ...
By: Embrace2012. on 20 Nov 08, 08:45:16
5:32 "Here we are now Entertain us I fell stupid and contagious" Thats Nirvana. LOL

WHERE'S THE CORN GO?
By: cettedameverte. on 20 Nov 08, 01:19:17
WHERE'S THE CORN GO?

Historically ...
By: randy95023. on 19 Nov 08, 10:59:02
Historically speaking; Carnival workers are required to have a bad Meth habit and at least one warrant from another state. It's the Law!

"No one can explain ...
By: sillygrl23. on 11 Nov 08, 23:37:35
"No one can explain why father is eighty-five." lol, when I first saw this I actually thought he was the grandpa of the family or something.

County fairs really ...
By: jeannec1. on 28 Oct 08, 21:40:39
County fairs really are this exciting. That's why I never go.

"Here we are now ...
By: darthawesome67. on 28 Oct 08, 00:51:04
"Here we are now Entertain us I fell stupid and contagious" literally. L O L. R O F L. XD

"At last the choice ...
By: gamingrat. on 25 Oct 08, 17:50:47
"At last the choice is made!" "But he won't tell anyone, it's so frustrating!"

"Wonder what it ...
By: Reporter117. on 24 Oct 08, 17:47:49
"Wonder what it would be like to fly it...over Cambodia, secretly, maintaining plausible denibility."-freakin' awesome!

I took a check to ...
By: JDogindy. on 24 Oct 08, 16:15:59
I took a check to that, and that's right. Still, it's hard to tell the difference between the Indiana fairground and the Kentucky fairground. Our "arena", the Coliseum, looks like that (and still looks like it but with a hockey rink).

Actually, it's the ...
By: multivox. on 20 Oct 08, 17:50:29
Actually, it's the Kentucky State Fair. Watch the cattle judging near the end. You'll see "WHAS" on a banner. WHAS is in Louisville.

Men are fools dear, ...
By: IDontBrakeForStacy. on 12 Oct 08, 00:52:32
Men are fools dear, remember that.

Hey! I know that ...
By: JDogindy. on 08 Oct 08, 15:22:26
Hey! I know that fairground! It's the Indiana State Fair!

What's this? "Evil ...
By: ShadowNeedsAHug. on 07 Oct 08, 02:48:07
What's this? "Evil!"

Wow that's a lot of ...
By: residualbill. on 06 Oct 08, 03:14:05
Wow that's a lot of quotes. Screw it, I'll add another. "He realizes he has not known cow until this day"

"I like fish." " ...
By: wingedwalker. on 05 Oct 08, 15:08:45
"I like fish." "Bob hates himself." I like the part where the kids are on the rides and Crow and the gang all make barfing noises. :)

get the car! theres ...
By: hisgirl1557. on 27 Sep 08, 19:37:29
get the car! theres carrots in the car! lmfaoooo

Don't tell your ...
By: ziggykelly. on 24 Sep 08, 06:20:35
Don't tell your mother we've been here son. Let's go eat something gray. Ahahahahaha

it's all done ...
By: johnnyschitberger. on 17 Sep 08, 16:54:53
it's all done behind protective chicken wire

"Don't tell your ...
By: LoveForMe. on 12 Sep 08, 20:51:20
"Don't tell your mother we've been here, son." "Come on you chunk of dog food I've got a year's allowance on ya!"

Hitlers Death Car!! ...
By: Wehategod. on 07 Sep 08, 21:20:26
Hitlers Death Car!!!!

"Later these moths ...
By: sillygrl23. on 06 Sep 08, 23:25:29
"Later these moths turn up in the mouths of Bob's victims" LMAO! Great "Silence of the Lambs" reference there.

MST3K Jet Jaguar song!
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Mystery Science Theater 3000, for the uninitiated, is all about the love of horrible, horrible movies. And as the old song goes, you only hurt the ones you love.
Here's aclip from an episode of MST3K that will probably never see the light of DVD, since it features Godzilla. Joel and the bots translate the ending song in Godzilla vs. Megalon, and we all laugh until we pee.

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that's the blue ...
By: carbonlaminate. on 04 Dec 08, 17:32:48
that's the blue thing that covers his neck. Yeah, that threw me to for awhile

"He basically ...
By: jji1887. on 21 Nov 08, 00:35:48
"He basically good-hearted, but he'd like to smash that kid against a rock." I'd rather remove the kid's voice box, but that works too.

And yet I like this ...
By: rockstargem. on 14 Nov 08, 07:25:33
And yet I like this translation so much better... That's so odd. :P

JET JAGGAAAAHH ... ...
By: JackSalem. on 13 Nov 08, 02:03:39
JET JAGGAAAAHH ...he mother never really love him

Bad editing. ...
By: JackSalem. on 13 Nov 08, 02:02:46
Bad editing. Legendarily bad editing.

The real english ...
By: pacman5698. on 12 Nov 08, 03:14:01
The real english version is: You're a robot made by humans, but Jet Jaguar, Jet Jaguar, You did it, Jet Jaguar Go, go to protect peace We are all surprised at the courage you show Godzilla and Jaguar punch, punch, punch Don't cry, let's do our best

Very Epic
By: Roehm21. on 11 Nov 08, 19:53:07
Very Epic

0:30 - 0:31 WTF
By: WazzupDude95. on 10 Nov 08, 17:29:33
0:30 - 0:31 WTF

Mecha Jack XD
By: FluorescentPython. on 07 Nov 08, 01:09:02
Mecha Jack XD

...
By: LiberalSquared. on 06 Nov 08, 00:22:46
YAHMMMAAHOAAHOAAAUGH!

he dickey covers up ...
By: IntricationZ. on 05 Nov 08, 05:46:31
he dickey covers up an adams apple the size of a toyota WTF?

KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK! ...
By: blahlahaguy. on 02 Nov 08, 19:14:57
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK! WHO'S THERE? LOL

He wants to knock ...
By: TheSabessa. on 30 Oct 08, 21:09:33
He wants to knock that kid's head against a rock! LOL! XD "KNOCK! KNOCK! KNOCK!"

LOL!!!!! ...
By: NYG4LIFE123. on 29 Oct 08, 23:14:21
LOL!!!!! Priceless!!!

jet jaguar rocks
By: geangrae1999. on 29 Oct 08, 22:12:32
jet jaguar rocks

i thought i heard ...
By: godzillaforever12. on 29 Oct 08, 21:58:50
i thought i heard the word "gojira"

I thought it was ...
By: ilurvekimba1967. on 28 Oct 08, 23:30:08
I thought it was from "Godzilla VS Megalon"

"his head looks ...
By: Viniciustlc. on 28 Oct 08, 08:27:55
"his head looks like Jack Nicholson!" hehehe

I'm pretty sure ...
By: Falcovsleon20. on 27 Oct 08, 19:36:30
I'm pretty sure that was just satire on Japanese giant monster movies in general.

Didn't South Park ...
By: teamgod. on 27 Oct 08, 14:51:25
Didn't South Park have a cameo of this song in the Mecha-Streisand episode? When Robert Smith turns into that robot there's a chinese guy standing there singing "Rooooberrrrtttaaa Smeeeeeeeeth, Roberrrrt Smeeeeeeth!!"

0:30 LMAO was that ...
By: PeteD07. on 27 Oct 08, 12:04:54
0:30 LMAO was that actually left in the finished movie??

Love that suit very ...
By: mike2327. on 25 Oct 08, 02:14:40
Love that suit very hot man

wow, that's really ...
By: wolfgangfuck. on 19 Oct 08, 11:51:08
wow, that's really lame and stupid. the mst3k version owns.

retards it says ...
By: OnThaBzz. on 19 Oct 08, 03:01:47
retards it says youre a robot made by humans but jet jaguar (x2) you did it jet jaguar go go protect peace we are all suprised at the courage show godzilla and jet jaguar punch (x3) dont cry do youre best

Hilarious! Jet Jack ...
By: uknowwhatimean4sho. on 17 Oct 08, 14:39:13
Hilarious! Jet Jack OFF!

MST3K Best of Vol. 1
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A compilation of some good jokes and one liners from three Mystery Science Theater 3000 movies: Prince of Space, Night of the Blood Beast, and Space Mutiny.

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PANTS, TOTALLY ...
By: maniamme2. on 03 Dec 08, 14:22:54
PANTS, TOTALLY FILLED.

its as if hes dead..
By: mtz313. on 03 Dec 08, 06:39:36
its as if hes dead..

STEVE
By: mtz313. on 03 Dec 08, 06:36:11
STEVE

OH my F-Ing GOD ...
By: GixxxerKim. on 02 Dec 08, 22:23:16
OH my F-Ing GOD this is priceless!

Blast ThickNeck ...
By: bluelight32. on 01 Dec 08, 14:43:18
Blast ThickNeck Crunch ButtSteak Slame SquatThrust Lump BeefBroth Touch RustRod Reef Blastbody Big McLarge-Huge Smoke ManMuscle Pete Punchbeef Hack BlowFist Roll FizzleBeef

Dirk Hardpeck Rip ...
By: bluelight32. on 01 Dec 08, 14:42:26
Dirk Hardpeck Rip Stinkface Slate Slabrock Rod Bonemeal Brick Hardmeat Punch Sideiron Grislte McThornbody Slate FistCrunch Buff Hardback Bob johnson

Blast HardCheese ...
By: bluelight32. on 01 Dec 08, 14:41:58
Blast HardCheese Slab BulkHead Bold Bigflank Splint Chesthair Flint Ironstag Bolt VanderHuge Thick McRunFast Buff DrinkLots Fist Rockbone Stump Beefknob Smash LimpJaw Punch RockGroin Buck Plankchest Stump JunkMen

"a little low on ...
By: WonderlandNightmare. on 27 Nov 08, 07:14:24
"a little low on air"

Good stuff!
By: Quinntarious. on 27 Nov 08, 06:58:46
Good stuff!

I FOUND A CHICLET
By: maniamme2. on 26 Nov 08, 14:55:33
I FOUND A CHICLET

Hahahah...."I'll ...
By: kkarls1. on 26 Nov 08, 04:45:35
Hahahah...."I'll just keep fiddling with the corpse."

"What's that? A man ...
By: hichief. on 25 Nov 08, 20:48:37
"What's that? A man?" Yup, believe it not yeah

"Breaker one niner ...
By: ceirlac. on 24 Nov 08, 00:09:30
"Breaker one niner for the big booty. We got a spam in the can and we'll catch you on the big bounce-around, over."

Steve McStevesteve
By: cosmox99. on 21 Nov 08, 04:02:27
Steve McStevesteve

Steve Kill ...
By: cosmox99. on 20 Nov 08, 19:29:17
Steve Kill McForklift

Listen kimchee ...
By: nergvol. on 20 Nov 08, 11:59:46
Listen kimchee breath, let's export autos instead of bad movies to America. Lightbulb go off and Japan major industrial force

Prince of Space!!!! ...
By: olivemike81. on 20 Nov 08, 05:08:48
Prince of Space!!!! Best MST3K Episode Ever!!!

Oh NO...the Lemon ...
By: kkkkkkatherine. on 15 Nov 08, 23:55:27
Oh NO...the Lemon Zester of Destruction!! Need my Depends-On-LOL

Steve? :D
By: PointImpact. on 12 Nov 08, 05:19:24
Steve? :D

Tim Rice!
By: kingofnonj. on 06 Nov 08, 20:56:33
Tim Rice!

Steve?
By: FroztyEd. on 06 Nov 08, 07:58:04
Steve?

Gristle ...
By: Embrace2012. on 01 Nov 08, 06:52:34
Gristle McThornBody.LOL

Comedy Central, ...
By: JarnBjorn72. on 28 Oct 08, 03:44:12
Comedy Central, bring back MST3K to us!!

Second only to the ...
By: HMAwill. on 27 Oct 08, 13:02:57
Second only to the Holy Bible, this IS the answer to the ills of the world.

steve 1 come with ...
By: Rebdominator. on 22 Oct 08, 12:32:52
steve 1 come with me, steve 2 that way

MST3K - S03E03 - Pod People (1/10)
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The classic and landmark season 3 episode of the series and possibly the funniest episode in the entire long and rich history of MST.
Highlights: Trumpy does magic! the "potato" scene, and the song "Idiot Control Now" by Joel and the Bots.

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I think I tried ...
By: MetalVikingGreg. on 04 Dec 08, 23:33:35
I think I tried that chord before. It would explain how my amp exploded.

I disagree, Manos ...
By: SydCosmic. on 30 Nov 08, 23:05:44
I disagree, Manos was much worse; at least this movie was able to have an atmosphere(cheesy as it may be, but still it exists) to it. Manos on the other hand was all fields and easy music for the first 20 minutes that could have been 2 minutes, showing the same jejune scene over and over.

I think the Dr. ...
By: ZzMorningWoodzZ. on 30 Nov 08, 20:09:23
I think the Dr. Forrester and TV's Frank era was the best. I don't know why, but Pearl isn't as funny to me.

This is the worst ...
By: thegmanyo. on 29 Nov 08, 16:36:12
This is the worst movie I have ever seen. And I've seen manos, too.

My personal ...
By: singinglawnchair. on 21 Nov 08, 17:54:13
My personal favorite episode. Thanks for posting!

Hazaa!
By: vivabarista000. on 21 Nov 08, 02:37:51
Hazaa!

ur amazing for ...
By: clipcalhoon. on 21 Nov 08, 01:27:59
ur amazing for posting this....thanx!!!!

music from the ...
By: wwahl2. on 18 Nov 08, 05:28:46
music from the hearts of space, lol

The openning is ...
By: radioblueheart. on 18 Nov 08, 05:14:22
The openning is from another epic train wreck of a movie called "The Galaxy Invader." They should have showed it on this show. The could easily rip it apart.

This guy has ...
By: JohnJFentiman. on 10 Nov 08, 21:41:07
This guy has Renaissance Fair written all over him. [grabs crossbow] Huzzah!

This has excellent ...
By: Kinemacolour. on 09 Nov 08, 04:57:51
This has excellent image quality.

8:59, LMAO
By: Embrace2012. on 05 Nov 08, 12:58:34
8:59, LMAO

"woah, its the iron ...
By: spiderman5z. on 03 Nov 08, 02:49:35
"woah, its the iron maiden dude". His name is eddie!

I like cabbage, ...
By: wagnerologist1984. on 02 Nov 08, 10:07:10
I like cabbage, with ice scream.

"Boldly backing ...
By: KDlala. on 30 Oct 08, 07:25:27
"Boldly backing away from where no man has gone before!"

Just grab the ...
By: ZzMorningWoodzZ. on 25 Oct 08, 18:31:18
Just grab the pickanick baskets and scram, Boo Boo.

Was Public Domain ...
By: hargosh37. on 22 Oct 08, 21:58:36
Was Public Domain Karaoke where Nintendo got the idea of using PD songs for Wii Music?

Crow's "And may God ...
By: EternalGuardian07. on 22 Oct 08, 19:45:04
Crow's "And may God bless" just catches me off-guard. Why use a different movie for the opening credits sequence instead of just a black background?

whenever i watch a ...
By: liggytheauthoress. on 16 Oct 08, 18:30:53
whenever i watch a movie on mst3k that has a totally different movie playing during the credits sequence, i always think, "dang, this is by the same dude who did 'the pod people'!" still, this is one of my top five all-time favorites episodes.

Lay off, will ya, ...
By: WhoseLineFanXD. on 02 Oct 08, 00:27:29
Lay off, will ya, man? "Just LAY OFFFFF."

Faruk Alatan? I ...
By: htomsirveaux42. on 29 Sep 08, 03:54:23
Faruk Alatan? I went to school with Faruk Alatan

There is just ...
By: ChildOThe80s. on 24 Sep 08, 20:13:21
There is just something about a mad scientist with a green lab coat..."It has everything to do with hurting!"

let's grab the ...
By: sesshyandenvyfreak. on 24 Sep 08, 00:19:49
let's grab the pick-an-ick baskets and scram Booboo.

Apparently it's ...
By: lamancha2. on 20 Sep 08, 13:29:45
Apparently it's also the opening lines of Richard Nixon's memoirs (if you google for "born house father built" it's a few results down).

Is it not from Moby ...
By: GorFrag. on 17 Sep 08, 22:18:29
Is it not from Moby Dick?

MST3K - 0415 - The Beatniks, part 1
Posted by: Rixiozu

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The Beatniks, another exploitation movie about delinquent "teens". You will notice something very...odd about the title as you watch the film. With the short: GENERAL HOSPITAL Part 2.
MST3k is owned by Best Brains, Inc..

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I'm going to do a ...
By: hardiehardley. on 22 Nov 08, 18:01:40
I'm going to do a fan series of this.

Hey, you got a ...
By: ZzMorningWoodzZ. on 18 Nov 08, 21:09:36
Hey, you got a Snickers down there!

Mike's got a more ...
By: VodkaShoe. on 15 Nov 08, 17:01:42
Mike's got a more biting sense of humor, but Joel's dry jokes are, in my opinion, pretty awesome.

HE TRIED TO KILL ME ...
By: madpierrot92. on 10 Nov 08, 20:51:18
HE TRIED TO KILL ME WITH A FORKLIFT!

I agree, after Mike ...
By: jeannec1. on 03 Nov 08, 00:00:12
I agree, after Mike entered the scene the film jokes were more clever, and Mike's personality just packs a bigger punch.

I love Joel. He's ...
By: breakmyhearrt. on 28 Oct 08, 07:27:09
I love Joel. He's so cute!

I MEANT that his ...
By: grongrue. on 25 Oct 08, 10:56:20
I MEANT that his voice isn't as soft and monotone. Joel sounds fucking montone and has a boring voice. If you like Joel that's your own opinion i'm just giving my own opinion for liking Mike and reasons for it. "It's just a show you really should just relax"

"Mike is louder and ...
By: pretorious700. on 24 Oct 08, 18:08:59
"Mike is louder and funnier" I guess in this age of anti-subtlety anything "louder" would have to "funnier".

Shut up, SHUT UP!
By: fudgebadger77. on 23 Oct 08, 01:43:36
Shut up, SHUT UP!

pocket pool, lmfao!
By: johnnyschitberger. on 20 Oct 08, 19:37:23
pocket pool, lmfao!

I have to prefer ...
By: vlcupper. on 19 Oct 08, 04:42:42
I have to prefer Mike. Joel is the name of my sociopath of a brother and it would just be weird to say, "I love Joel. He's so cute." Blech, I feel ill.

Couldn't have said ...
By: vlcupper. on 19 Oct 08, 04:38:33
Couldn't have said it better myself.

Joel is kinda ...
By: grongrue. on 18 Oct 08, 08:30:27
Joel is kinda boring, i dunno but i guess i don't like his voice. Mike is louder and funnier. The later episodes appealed to me more. But i guess it's not really Joel and the robots that are important, it's just the movies and how much laughs you get out of watching the show.

Aww. Well, at least ...
By: TheStoryWriter. on 16 Oct 08, 16:04:20
Aww. Well, at least you can wreak your revenge on them all one day by becoming very famous and wealthy and crediting all the Mikes for making you who you are. :D

That is funny :) ...
By: r3di2watch. on 13 Oct 08, 03:37:56
That is funny :) thanks for raising my spirits.

Yeah, Joel couldn't ...
By: Gomess. on 11 Oct 08, 07:54:28
Yeah, Joel couldn't dumpster anyone. He'd just stand there watching, going "Oh WOWW" in that adorable way he does.

"gyspy crushes joel ...
By: Bristol92. on 11 Oct 08, 04:27:09
"gyspy crushes joel!"

Thanks, I guess I ...
By: r3di2watch. on 10 Oct 08, 21:05:49
Thanks, I guess I just identify with Joel, and have been pantsed/dumpstered too many times by people who look/act like Mike.

To be fair that -2 ...
By: Gomess. on 10 Oct 08, 18:13:00
To be fair that -2 on your comment is totally undeserved, you've got a point, even if you sound a BIT mean. I get you though. Mike definitely seems more aware of what he's saying, so it's like he's taking you for a ride. Joel just seems an out-and-out innocent niceguy. I like both for different reasons, but I definitely think Joel is the "funnier" performer in general. Some of his deadpan stuff is GOLD (and yeah, I know Mike was head writer).

I'll go with you on ...
By: reddragonflame87. on 01 Oct 08, 07:21:03
I'll go with you on that one -FT

"Therefore ...
By: r3di2watch. on 01 Oct 08, 05:36:13
"Therefore deductive reasoning demands these adorable troll costumes" Priceless. (I think part of the problem with Mike was Pearl instead of the Frank and Forrester combo. The rest I explain with rank commercialism. But any MST3K is better than no MST3K I suppose.)

Meh, I feel that ...
By: r3di2watch. on 01 Oct 08, 05:30:51
Meh, I feel that Joel had a personality, and Mike was sadly born without one. I think Joel communicated through the inventions, even if his demeanor was "dopey". And even though Mike may be able to write a better line I can't stand his delivery (for some reason the word jerk always seems to pop into my head).

Joel's relationship ...
By: TitenSxull. on 29 Sep 08, 07:01:16
Joel's relationship with the bots seems more like that of a parent (since he created them) and Mike always seemed just friends with the bots... I think Joel was a better host but Mike was funnier as a riffer/writer...

"there's a layer of ...
By: chinesecommunist. on 28 Sep 08, 05:22:32
"there's a layer of squirrel in here!"

Pocket pool? I ...
By: furtummy. on 24 Sep 08, 08:37:45
Pocket pool? I can't believe they got away with that!

MST3K - What To Do On A Date
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A short one but a good one. Joel and the 'bots learn what to do exactly what the title implies.

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think campfire, but ...
By: chaotic1990. on 02 Dec 08, 21:26:59
think campfire, but instead of of marshmallows roasin think hotdogs on a stick over a flame

Hey guys - what's a ...
By: LittleRedMenace. on 29 Nov 08, 23:12:51
Hey guys - what's a wienie roast?

the greatest MST3K ...
By: MichStGoalie. on 26 Nov 08, 23:50:20
the greatest MST3K mocking after school specials I have ever seen!! Thanks a million for the laughs!!!!

you ma ma ma mmake ...
By: JHUD156. on 26 Nov 08, 15:59:07
you ma ma ma mmake me haaappy....lol

Crow: "YOU LOOKED ...
By: applecore909. on 26 Nov 08, 14:49:18
Crow: "YOU LOOKED IN MY BOOK, DIDN'T YOU?"

"Yes, it WAS a good ...
By: ZzMorningWoodzZ. on 21 Nov 08, 22:09:45
"Yes, it WAS a good idea to come here." "At FIRST!" "Or you can date her alone, if you plan for what she likes." Servo" *Porn groove*

"Whoaa...baby got ...
By: KaelWolfcry. on 21 Nov 08, 19:25:52
"Whoaa...baby got back" I had to pause from lol'ing at that. XD

Never go out on a ...
By: tiuric77. on 20 Nov 08, 18:41:22
Never go out on a date unless there are at least ten other people, this way you will not have to limit your sexual partners.

"I decided to come ...
By: KaneRobot. on 19 Nov 08, 05:21:39
"I decided to come out of hiding" "...is she Salman Rushdie?"

I agree. Rocky ...
By: KaneRobot. on 19 Nov 08, 05:18:17
I agree. Rocky Balboa ended the Cold War. Nick started it.

loved the blue ...
By: twags32689. on 16 Nov 08, 07:25:14
loved the blue velvet reference!

GOOFUS IS THE ...
By: HBlovesGG. on 15 Nov 08, 06:52:41
GOOFUS IS THE COOL ONE!

weenee roast n ...
By: orion421. on 12 Nov 08, 07:36:08
weenee roast n icecream! wow what a loser..lol and Cheap too Boot! Nick is a classic momma's boy....dazam lol

Taking notes from ...
By: KTF0. on 12 Nov 08, 04:32:41
Taking notes from this PSA, will guarantee you to not score in any century.

A True Classic. 13 ...
By: darthvater13. on 10 Nov 08, 10:22:07
A True Classic. 13 out of 10.- Fox Cruton.

One of my favorite ...
By: randgoodfellow. on 09 Nov 08, 01:39:25
One of my favorite shorts! The only problem is that my name is Nick and I have about as much smoothness with the ladies as this dink. It's like watching me 50 years ago. At least I now know not to take a girl square dancing.

i dont think there ...
By: golzog. on 08 Nov 08, 05:30:10
i dont think there was a third base until u were married back then. theyd just kiss and say "golly!" and that was it lol

Hahahahhaaha! ...
By: sillygrl23. on 29 Oct 08, 23:18:40
Hahahahhaaha! Square dancing! Say goodbye to reaching third base Nick! XD

When that girl ...
By: sillygrl23. on 29 Oct 08, 23:14:28
When that girl tells Kay that "Nick is kinda cute..." they should have made a crack about one girl backing off on another girl's man. For example: "Back of slut he is mine!" lol!

"No you can't ...
By: sillygrl23. on 29 Oct 08, 22:43:54
"No you can't inject puberty it has to work over time." God I need some DVDs of this. I think they sell the indivisual copies of episodes on Netflicks.

"Bye Nick-heh-what ...
By: sillygrl23. on 29 Oct 08, 22:42:25
"Bye Nick-heh-what a loser" "Goofus and Gallant?" I used to love those "Highlights" segments of Goofus and Gallant. Gallant was the little gay goody-goody while Gallant was the cool one. LMAO!

Hay guys whats a ...
By: BamaBoy777. on 29 Oct 08, 19:11:11
Hay guys whats a weenie roast? lamo

Definitely Bioshock ...
By: mixtape425. on 29 Oct 08, 02:41:23
Definitely Bioshock as well.

It begins with Jeff ...
By: ilurvekimba1967. on 28 Oct 08, 23:36:54
It begins with Jeff... and Kay... And a human ear.

hahahahahahaha " ...
By: awhhs2009. on 27 Oct 08, 02:53:24
hahahahahahaha "my god, kays been missing since last febuary!!!" god that had me rolling. actually, this whole thing did

MST3K - Cheating
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The boys at MST3K explore cheating

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Mother Theresa ...
By: DrGregoryHouseIT. on 03 Dec 08, 12:41:04
Mother Theresa called... she hates you.

I don't remember ...
By: powerrangerguy. on 03 Dec 08, 04:16:26
I don't remember the ribcageless guy from "Why Study Industrial Arts".

Huh, you know I ...
By: sillygrl23. on 03 Dec 08, 00:32:55
Huh, you know I really didn't even notice that they might have been the same kid. You learn something new everyday even on Youtube. :D

For depressing ...
By: boogieperle. on 02 Dec 08, 20:59:59
For depressing phone sex, call 1-900-ALFALFA. HAHAAHAH

Possibly, but I ...
By: JiaBlackholesun. on 01 Dec 08, 03:12:42
Possibly, but I think its more likely a reference to the "Why study industrial arts" short, which features (If not the same kid) a clone of the ribcageless guy.

The voice of the ...
By: monoceros4. on 30 Nov 08, 21:34:44
The voice of the narrator reminds me of the old Sylvester the Cat cartoon parodying the Alfred Hitchcock Hour, in which Sylvester is made to think he's killed Tweety and the narrator berates him non-stop ("Sardines and milk wouldn't have done it. You had to commit murder.") The messages of this film? Asking for test answers is evil, but supplying them is "just trying to help". Telling a busy student to blow off his homework is also fine. Cheaters should be punished by secret kangaroo courts.

Stop it, stop the ...
By: kissiepie. on 27 Nov 08, 06:14:34
Stop it, stop the voice in my head!!!

"This kid could ...
By: CaliforniaJazzy. on 27 Nov 08, 03:35:15
"This kid could freak out Jamie Gum". Is this a Silence of the Lambs reference? If so, hilarious!!!

Yeah, that's very ...
By: EspanolBot. on 25 Nov 08, 23:09:11
Yeah, that's very likely. *laughs*

"If you want I can ...
By: sillygrl23. on 24 Nov 08, 23:51:17
"If you want I can turn him into furniture" Omg, this may be a long shot but I think they were making a Ed Gein joke with this guy! LOL!

I would hate to be ...
By: sillygrl23. on 24 Nov 08, 23:49:28
I would hate to be the "Maria" in that kids messed up pychological world... LOL! XD

8:00 lulz
By: J3dixSi7h. on 24 Nov 08, 08:25:17
8:00 lulz

You have to admire ...
By: acsowards. on 24 Nov 08, 01:16:00
You have to admire a show from the 50's that shows a girl doing well at math. Even if she is a disgusting cheat.

"I have to bathe ...
By: 72grantorino. on 22 Nov 08, 04:16:13
"I have to bathe mother"

"Split it open!" " ...
By: Nikanaiko. on 18 Nov 08, 04:19:10
"Split it open!" "You've thought about it."

This is like the ...
By: olddeuteronomy. on 15 Nov 08, 04:47:21
This is like the prequel to Reefer Madness.

wtf are you talking ...
By: EspressoFan4Life. on 12 Nov 08, 22:23:50
wtf are you talking about