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chuck norris witze
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chuck norris witze gesprochen

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ich hasse chuck ...
By: ihavedamagedmybrain. on 22 Nov 08, 14:25:02
ich hasse chuck norris...ich hasse ihn so abtgrundtief das ich jedesa mal wenn ich seinen namen höre galle kotze und ja ich hasse ihn mehr als jan claude van damme. ich finde es sollte massenvernichtungslager geben für idioten wie chuck norris und jan claude van damme....achja die pissbacke von steven segal kann au ruhig an arschkrebs verrecken,,,,,hoch lebe alfred jodokus quak!!!!

wie heißt die ...
By: afissarimammata. on 22 Nov 08, 14:19:58
wie heißt die hintergrund melodie eigentlich?

chuck norris geht ...
By: GaMeOnE123. on 22 Nov 08, 13:05:51
chuck norris geht nicht jagen er geht töten 2:24

material arts-süß
By: miesmacher87. on 22 Nov 08, 12:37:09
material arts-süß

voll geil sex mit ...
By: maegencelebi. on 22 Nov 08, 09:10:33
voll geil sex mit der gelneren

zuu geil..am besten ...
By: StraightxoutxofxPool. on 21 Nov 08, 20:59:51
zuu geil..am besten: Chuck noris bekommtsogar auf tiernahrung 20 % rasbatt bei Praktiker XD

eig. geil aber es ...
By: Zermos01. on 21 Nov 08, 20:35:38
eig. geil aber es ist dumm denn Chuck Norris kann nichts dafür ja? ^^,

liebe neger
By: RubinOfTears. on 21 Nov 08, 20:27:16
liebe neger

4:51 ish dr gejilst ...
By: TrAiLfOx1. on 21 Nov 08, 19:48:52
4:51 ish dr gejilst ahhaha

Und? Schon Glück ...
By: Arminius74. on 21 Nov 08, 15:38:33
Und? Schon Glück gehabt, oder schon gestorben? was n Quark

...
By: alkoholikk. on 21 Nov 08, 13:12:58
muhahahahahahaahhhahah aGEIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiil

voll hammer
By: ScooterTunings. on 20 Nov 08, 20:28:31
voll hammer

ohhh ein paar ...
By: Hunchback24021986. on 20 Nov 08, 20:09:30
ohhh ein paar unerlässliche chuck norris sprüche haben gefehlt Chuck Norris brauch keine Uhr, er sagt die Zeit Chuck Norris kennt die letzte Ziffer von Pi :) I love it MfG Hunchback

wie geil das ist :D ...
By: 10Minutes2Fame. on 20 Nov 08, 19:46:14
wie geil das ist :D :D :D

yeah!
By: BernixChapman. on 20 Nov 08, 17:34:38
yeah!

coole sprüche ein ...
By: rallyprocontest. on 20 Nov 08, 16:33:55
coole sprüche ein paar fehlen aba trotzdem cool

I <3 Chuck Norris. ...
By: LoVeGirlxxx3. on 20 Nov 08, 16:29:03
I

CHUCK NORRIS!!!
By: IkognitoZ. on 20 Nov 08, 16:07:06
CHUCK NORRIS!!!

ACHTUNG DIESES ...
By: NiHaTKaHvEcIDrEaM. on 20 Nov 08, 14:24:57
ACHTUNG DIESES KOMMENTAR NICHT WEITELESEN AUCH NICHT AUS NEUGIER ICH HAB DEN FEHLER GEMACHT UND WEITERGELESEN!!! Wenn du dieses Kommentar nicht in 7 verschiedene Videos einfügst wirst du in diesem Jahr grausam sterben falls du es machst wirst? du in diesem Jahr sehr viell Glück haben.

Chuck Norris hört ...
By: Guitarmanmrgp. on 20 Nov 08, 11:38:26
Chuck Norris hört sich domians Probleme an

beschde
By: XXG0nz0XX. on 19 Nov 08, 20:22:09
beschde

laaaaaahm
By: cologneStyla94. on 19 Nov 08, 18:01:41
laaaaaahm

loser schreibt man ...
By: bozz153. on 19 Nov 08, 16:30:58
loser schreibt man mit einem o du trottel

haha ich kann ohne ...
By: benzino67. on 19 Nov 08, 11:20:56
haha ich kann ohne hände klatschen wenn du willst komm nach wien ich zeigs dir ;)

Na ja, er hätte es ...
By: ZeroDX. on 19 Nov 08, 09:28:24
Na ja, er hätte es ein wenig enthusiastischer sprechen können... aber.... ich find's trotzdem immer wieder lustig. ^^

$Mike Huckabee Ad: \"Chuck Norris Approved\"$

Mike Huckabee Ad: "Chuck Norris Approved"
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Mike Huckabee and Chuck Norris review facts about Governor Huckabee.

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If it wasn't for ...
By: Opt1on. on 22 Nov 08, 15:54:01
If it wasn't for Chuck Norris Hitler had won the war !!

? ?? ????? ?? ??? ...
By: MyChannelBitch. on 22 Nov 08, 09:55:34
? ?? ????? ?? ??? White people stink!!! ???? ???? ???? ???? ???? ???? ???? ?. ? | | | .? ??????????

Because Chuck ...
By: Klloud1. on 22 Nov 08, 08:42:37
Because Chuck Norris won. you just dont know it yet.

CHUCK NORRIS killed ...
By: svcreeper. on 22 Nov 08, 06:57:21
CHUCK NORRIS killed tupac

Jesus can walk on ...
By: TheLadyArwen. on 22 Nov 08, 06:39:53
Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land

? ?? ????? ?? ??? ...
By: toshiba186. on 22 Nov 08, 03:09:40
? ?? ????? ?? ??? I can fly !!! ???? ???? ???? ???? ???? ???? ???? ?. ? | | | .? ??????????

Chuck Norris is so ...
By: SakuraHaruno913. on 22 Nov 08, 01:14:51
Chuck Norris is so hot he makes fire stop drop and roll.

This is fucking ...
By: manikpanik. on 21 Nov 08, 20:17:59
This is fucking amazing.

Wow, I don't ...
By: Bodyweightculture. on 21 Nov 08, 19:56:28
Wow, I don't believe the facts are so popular that Mike was actually saying them with straight face. -BWC

Chuck Norris can ...
By: CubeYoPL. on 21 Nov 08, 19:25:24
Chuck Norris can raise the chair on which sits.

it takes chuck ...
By: calummmmmmm. on 21 Nov 08, 18:21:22
it takes chuck norris 5 minuites to wait 1 hour

niiiiiiiiiice
By: heyfug118. on 21 Nov 08, 16:07:51
niiiiiiiiiice

after this ad... ...
By: OmegasWill. on 21 Nov 08, 15:33:30
after this ad... WHY DIDNT HUCK WIN?!!

Chuck Norris puts ...
By: gezux1. on 21 Nov 08, 08:24:31
Chuck Norris puts the laughter in manslaughter

Chuck Norris lost ...
By: brickwall34. on 21 Nov 08, 04:32:32
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father

lol guess black ppl ...
By: evan258. on 21 Nov 08, 04:20:32
lol guess black ppl dont like chuck norris XD

lets take obama out ...
By: kyle9014. on 21 Nov 08, 04:06:24
lets take obama out and put in chuck norris XD =]

OH NO THEY DIDN'T
By: NeoSlyfer. on 21 Nov 08, 03:34:08
OH NO THEY DIDN'T

1.Chuck Norris can ...
By: cubemaster911. on 21 Nov 08, 03:29:54
1.Chuck Norris can believe it not butter. 2.Chuck Norris can eat one lay chip. 3.There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control. 4.If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you. 5.When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror nothing appears. There can never be a second Chuck Norris 6.Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird. lol im done these are the only one's i no

REALLY huh well ...
By: polonium9. on 21 Nov 08, 03:01:52
REALLY huh well then i take back what i said

he did endorse ...
By: viperdawg41192. on 21 Nov 08, 02:55:40
he did endorse mccain after huck got out

chuck norris is the ...
By: Tavareath. on 21 Nov 08, 01:39:59
chuck norris is the only man who can beat a brick wall in tennis

Woah, this changed ...
By: Thereisnomatter. on 20 Nov 08, 22:51:15
Woah, this changed my life, I'm totally going to vote republican now!

CHUCK NORRIS SHOULD ...
By: polonium9. on 20 Nov 08, 17:41:19
CHUCK NORRIS SHOULD HAVE ENDORSED JOHN MCCAIN in fact if chuck had endorsed him HE MAY HAVE WON THE PRESIDENCY

Chuck Norris tears ...
By: hamatron16. on 20 Nov 08, 07:28:40
Chuck Norris tears cure cancer to bad Chuck Norris never cries

bruce lee x chuck norris
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mestre

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ur soooo cool you ...
By: kennymustdie29. on 22 Nov 08, 17:14:00
ur soooo cool you made fun of bruce lee. when can i be a faggot like you?

i dont really care ...
By: OMGitsTheWall. on 22 Nov 08, 15:02:20
i dont really care who won. there both still wicked sick

Blasphemie^^
By: opfaaaaaa. on 22 Nov 08, 13:32:48
Blasphemie^^

Title: Way of the ...
By: wapencaddy. on 22 Nov 08, 12:32:02
Title: Way of the Dragon Chinese: ????

hermit187 does ...
By: BrunoKiiza. on 22 Nov 08, 11:28:40
hermit187 does anybody knows the title of this movie, because this is my favorite. Thanks for posting this too. You rock.

Bruce Lee powns! ...
By: mastakilla19. on 22 Nov 08, 11:23:07
Bruce Lee powns! Bruce Less > Chuck Norris He dodged all of Chuck Norris round house kicks!

The film crew had ...
By: IXICyanideIXI. on 22 Nov 08, 10:02:11
The film crew had to use a stunt double every time Chuck Norris got hit, for Bruce Lee's arms and legs would have exploded on impact against the mere skin of Chuck Norris.

Or maybe the fist ...
By: TransformerslNC. on 22 Nov 08, 04:05:36
Or maybe the fist under his beard.

Yah true ........ ...
By: vangk0. on 22 Nov 08, 03:07:45
Yah true ........But only if he had is gun in his pocket like always! And thats the only way"

bruce lee baby!! ...
By: lopezjr009. on 22 Nov 08, 02:56:23
bruce lee baby!! the godfather of mma. if he were alive and in its prime he would dominate the ufc.

oops i change that. ...
By: keola310. on 22 Nov 08, 01:45:55
oops i change that... it wasnt a tournament fight... it was just a sparing exsercise... LOL it was when Chuck norris was a student of bruce lee

LOL Transformer.. ...
By: keola310. on 22 Nov 08, 01:35:29
LOL Transformer.. you do know in the 60s chuck norris did fight bruce Lee in a tournament and Bruce Lee won... and that was a real fight. Chuck norris was a student of bruce Lee on top of that..

the ultimate fight! ...
By: Favreslover1. on 22 Nov 08, 01:01:47
the ultimate fight! ps look at chucks chest hair hes a frickin gorilla

LOOOL chuck noris ...
By: FlyKicksYe. on 22 Nov 08, 00:52:29
LOOOL chuck noris win in real life vs lee? to bad hes dead tho ...chuck was never that great and still aint:)

Chuck would have ...
By: TransformerslNC. on 22 Nov 08, 00:47:14
Chuck would have won in real life.

Bruce pwns all, ...
By: animeownage86. on 21 Nov 08, 21:28:38
Bruce pwns all, this my friends is a fact of life.

we all know that ...
By: GotNikk. on 21 Nov 08, 21:12:50
we all know that this was te most expensive CG ever made because nothing can beat chuck norris the most manly man ever

The physical ...
By: shkotay. on 21 Nov 08, 16:36:55
The physical talents Bruce had rivalled anything Roy Jones of Floyd Mayweather ever had in terms of reflexes and speed, and he could not only move lightning quick with his hands, but also his feet, and with great skill. Simply amazing. What could have he done if he went pro? Story is he also once beat the hell out of bolo yeung in a matter of seconds when he was challenged by bolo. He proceeded to humiliate him after too. Wish I could have seen that.

Listen to Chuck ...
By: ChaoSouikan. on 21 Nov 08, 15:41:17
Listen to Chuck Norris break the soundwall for every attack of his.

0:27 rocked and 0: ...
By: TheNail4147. on 21 Nov 08, 14:44:45
0:27 rocked and 0:31 - Bruce Lee is lame

Chock Norris lost.. ...
By: 666Tormentor666. on 21 Nov 08, 13:56:10
Chock Norris lost... this was the most expensive virtual effect in the film history!!

0:03 the Kitty Cat ...
By: marvesmarves. on 21 Nov 08, 13:23:52
0:03 the Kitty Cat starts the fight

Stupid ! Bruce lee ...
By: markgabrielrock. on 21 Nov 08, 12:43:39
Stupid ! Bruce lee is a great martial artist You are the most stupid guy in the universe !!!!! Weak NOOB ! STUPID ! AND HE IS A MARTIAL ARTIST AND A ACTOR ! PUT THAT IN YOUR ASS STUPID !

I think the cats ...
By: Shreeves16. on 21 Nov 08, 04:48:39
I think the cats just there for a juxtoposition, you know?

Chuck Norris voted ...
By: suroj. on 21 Nov 08, 03:03:21
Chuck Norris voted for John McCain

Will It Blend? - Chuck Norris
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We've really been struggling to find something that could challenge the Total Blender's blending capabilities. What could we blend that's stronger than anything we've ever blended? Then it hit us like a roundhouse kick to the face...Chuck Norris!

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chuck norris can do ...
By: colo321. on 20 Nov 08, 23:45:10
chuck norris can do anything. i got to call him to clean my house lol

u meen u sucked ur ...
By: claynate. on 20 Nov 08, 21:07:51
u meen u sucked ur moms

chuck norris can ...
By: xxcurnuxx. on 19 Nov 08, 02:33:06
chuck norris can slam a revolving door

Bad guy smoke!!
By: WindowsXpHelp. on 13 Nov 08, 19:28:06
Bad guy smoke!!

Chuck Norris can ...
By: 619is619reymysterio. on 02 Nov 08, 14:07:43
Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

kids wear superman ...
By: guinarshredder. on 31 Oct 08, 20:32:11
kids wear superman pj's, superrman wears Chuck Norris pj's!!!!!

Chuck Norris Rules!
By: portalcake625. on 28 Oct 08, 03:33:35
Chuck Norris Rules!

when chuck norris ...
By: teanest. on 13 Oct 08, 02:22:29
when chuck norris does a push up he does not go up the world goes down

Its Not Fake, Its a ...
By: blkchocobo101. on 09 Oct 08, 14:38:26
Its Not Fake, Its a Blen Tec Blender can blen anything.

Chuck Norris sleeps ...
By: bob39645. on 05 Oct 08, 14:54:49
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light, not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris

what doesnt this ...
By: richards98. on 02 Oct 08, 22:47:20
what doesnt this blender blend

chuck norris sucked ...
By: joebevis92. on 30 Sep 08, 16:46:40
chuck norris sucked my dick

Chuck Norris ...
By: shadowmariogalaxy64. on 24 Sep 08, 21:12:05
Chuck Norris doesn't need a video to tell us he rules. When we're born, Chuck Norris appears and brainwashes you, making you think he's awesome. NOT THINK! He is awesome!

lmao the smile he ...
By: xkhadzx13. on 19 Sep 08, 17:48:45
lmao the smile he makes while hes blending ! x

There are no ...
By: psychomuffin673737. on 14 Sep 08, 14:50:51
There are no steroids in baseball, there is only players chuck norris has breathed on.

When Chuck Norris ...
By: bloody190. on 13 Sep 08, 19:43:37
When Chuck Norris was born, he just decided to punch his way out of his mothers womb.

Chuck Norris' tears ...
By: Ferroman1. on 10 Sep 08, 16:22:50
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Chuck? Norris does not sleep. He waits. Chuck Norris owns the greatest poker face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 world series of poker despite him holding just a joker, a 2 of clubs, a 7 of spades, and a green number 4 from Uno and a monopoly 'get out of jail free' card.

Impossible.
By: Ferroman1. on 10 Sep 08, 16:19:31
Impossible.

blend my homework ...
By: googill. on 10 Sep 08, 07:14:54
blend my homework or a brick lol

bob marley shot the ...
By: vegetarianpacafist. on 31 Aug 08, 20:44:28
bob marley shot the shariff but chuck norris round house kicked the deputy

lol
By: aznboy1337. on 28 Aug 08, 22:32:31
lol

chuck norris ...
By: tAyLoRwAyLoR42. on 28 Aug 08, 22:28:26
chuck norris ordered a bigmac at burger king and got it. BLEND A SCHOOL TEXT BOOK.

Check out my chuck ...
By: darklink09. on 24 Aug 08, 00:55:25
Check out my chuck norris video i hav, it has SPECIAL EFFECTS!!

you cant blend ...
By: ICECOLDKILLA192. on 21 Aug 08, 14:02:52
you cant blend chuck chuck blend you

Blend a Teletubby!
By: CDCB. on 18 Aug 08, 16:53:17
Blend a Teletubby!

Chuck norris facts
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Chuck norris reading the chuck norris facts

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whats your point
By: tjacktoberrian. on 22 Nov 08, 02:16:47
whats your point

chuck norris ...
By: you5tube0nobody5. on 21 Nov 08, 21:08:03
chuck norris doesn't consider it sex if the woman survives it!!

Yeah i like the one ...
By: marleymike2. on 21 Nov 08, 21:04:07
Yeah i like the one Chuck norris once ate a 70 pound steak in half an hour The first 45 minutes were spent fucking the waitress.

Some of my faves ...
By: fabzy92. on 21 Nov 08, 20:32:27
Some of my faves are: Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch, he decided what time it is. Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice. Chuck Norris once ate 4 bowling balls without chewing.

Youve never heard ...
By: MatosandFrancisProd. on 21 Nov 08, 18:02:29
Youve never heard of the "Wheres Waldo" books hes a guy in striped red and white sweator and beanie hat with galsses and a cane sound faamiliar?

chuck norris built ...
By: ikonxp. on 21 Nov 08, 17:53:27
chuck norris built the house he was born in! chuck norris uses domestos as eye drops. once chuck norris took 58 sleeping pills and all he did was wink

That was funny ...
By: killerb144. on 21 Nov 08, 16:32:05
That was funny stuff!! Go Chuck!!

Who's Waldo?
By: Warhawk3800. on 21 Nov 08, 14:08:16
Who's Waldo?

Chuck norris IS AN ...
By: djt16. on 21 Nov 08, 13:43:45
Chuck norris IS AN ACTOR PEOPLE AN ACTOR.

Lol when Chuck ...
By: saoslamer123. on 21 Nov 08, 10:18:14
Lol when Chuck Norris does push ups, he's not pushing himself up, he's pushing the earth down.

in his first movie ...
By: heatfire0. on 21 Nov 08, 08:17:32
in his first movie ever, chuck norris roundhouse kicked the stunt double and that guy became the man on the moon.

When Chuck Norris ...
By: vldfaa. on 21 Nov 08, 07:28:54
When Chuck Norris jumps in a lake, he doesn't get wet, the lake gets Chuck Norris.

"Chuck Norris ...
By: MatosandFrancisProd. on 21 Nov 08, 06:44:58
"Chuck Norris deosnt tell the time he decides it" is my faverite fact.

chuck norris tears ...
By: techdeckmasterson. on 21 Nov 08, 04:16:26
chuck norris tears cure cancer to bad hes never cried, chuck norris orderd a big mac at burger king, he got one, if you want to have a list of chuck norris enemies just check a list of extinct animals, chuck norris eats transformers in a vehicle, poos them transformed

lmao
By: victoryskate1. on 21 Nov 08, 02:24:01
lmao

the dinasaurs went ...
By: fanofthefett1995. on 21 Nov 08, 02:12:48
the dinasaurs went extinct because of the chucknorrisauris

chuck norris is the ...
By: wormpow. on 21 Nov 08, 01:06:32
chuck norris is the reason why waldo is hiding

There is no theory ...
By: clubdj23. on 21 Nov 08, 00:57:29
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live. XD these come from chucknorrisisgod (dot) com

when chuck norris ...
By: sintochan. on 21 Nov 08, 00:55:04
when chuck norris jumps into water does chuck norris get wet? or does the water get chuck norris?

That's because ...
By: Gerfawl. on 21 Nov 08, 00:45:09
That's because normally the books read themselves for him

hellen kellers' ...
By: Videomaster7180. on 20 Nov 08, 20:15:07
hellen kellers' favorite coler is chuck norris

Chuck Norris CAN ...
By: RealMasterChief117. on 20 Nov 08, 19:52:59
Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter!

chuck norris is so ...
By: winzinnewf. on 20 Nov 08, 19:46:19
chuck norris is so tough he has another fist in his beard.

take that back or ...
By: samhawthorne. on 20 Nov 08, 17:52:55
take that back or he will get you. Bullets dodge Chuck Norris.

They don't make men ...
By: thanks51. on 20 Nov 08, 14:01:20
They don't make men like Chuck Norris anymore.

Bruce Lee vs Chuck Norris in Rome - Way of the dragon
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Bruce Lee vs Chuck Norris in Rome - Way of the dragon

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if bruce lee was ...
By: ben74134. on 22 Nov 08, 14:48:26
if bruce lee was really fighting him there wudnt be anything left

...bruce kung fu is ...
By: kwanzhai89. on 22 Nov 08, 13:23:43
...bruce kung fu is real...cant u see how fast he is???

soooooooooooo fake
By: nazgul614. on 22 Nov 08, 10:07:13
soooooooooooo fake

ugyebár a világ ...
By: idegesitessz. on 22 Nov 08, 09:37:05
ugyebár a világ legdrágább vizuális effektje... ez a bruce lee csak egy pattogó kis szökcskepöcs

SLANDER!!
By: chefwaffles1. on 22 Nov 08, 06:44:11
SLANDER!!

yes chuck was ...
By: CDNVidoes. on 22 Nov 08, 05:42:24
yes chuck was defeated... but he didnt have a beard... the root of all of his power... hence no chuck victory

Nobody can defeat ...
By: CliffDecadence. on 22 Nov 08, 03:53:29
Nobody can defeat Bruce Lee, even if the opponent is Chuck Norris, is just IMPOSSIBLE!

chuck norris is ...
By: lpfann. on 22 Nov 08, 02:01:50
chuck norris is amazing, but look at Bruce's abs compared to chuck. See the HUGE difference?

lol painted back ...
By: cfro251. on 22 Nov 08, 01:26:18
lol painted back ground :D

Okay... I know I've ...
By: tomd3510. on 22 Nov 08, 00:35:23
Okay... I know I've seen that kitten before.. I think it was in the train scene from Once Upon A Time In The West..

Probably the one ...
By: Brokephi316. on 21 Nov 08, 21:46:07
Probably the one film that launched Chuck's career thanks to Bruce!

next movie. Bruce ...
By: omxpablo19. on 21 Nov 08, 20:28:23
next movie. Bruce lee goes to washington.

Filmone mitico....! ...
By: italianoettore. on 21 Nov 08, 20:24:25
Filmone mitico....!!!un cult, per gli amanti e non delle arti marziali.....!!!!

they're fighting ...
By: Slyburneden. on 21 Nov 08, 18:28:29
they're fighting for the cat

Reminds me of Obama ...
By: sandykopi. on 21 Nov 08, 17:06:51
Reminds me of Obama vs McCain!

Chuck Norris is a ...
By: leway13. on 21 Nov 08, 16:35:51
Chuck Norris is a fail-artist in this clip. Big Bruce puts the ginger-chested beast in his place....

6:53 Bruce lee hit ...
By: EggheadJr1. on 21 Nov 08, 14:56:34
6:53 Bruce lee hit Chuck's arm, THEN it broke...Amazing...

Chuck Norris ...
By: KamiKaZantA. on 21 Nov 08, 14:02:55
Chuck Norris invented "hot" in this very movie

lmfao!!!!! at 3:45
By: AlexGarciaUFC. on 21 Nov 08, 08:24:29
lmfao!!!!! at 3:45

chuck noris maby ...
By: DarkAssassin66666. on 21 Nov 08, 05:58:33
chuck noris maby good but bruce lee is the shit bruce lee kicks major ass

Much respect to the ...
By: juan7321. on 21 Nov 08, 03:23:02
Much respect to the both, i just hate 70's film because of such bullshit acting and footage...

chuck norris pwns!
By: billybobjoe723. on 21 Nov 08, 03:17:44
chuck norris pwns!

god bruce lee is ...
By: MoNeYMiKe111. on 21 Nov 08, 02:30:50
god bruce lee is beastly fast

Bruce Lee... ...
By: danielsazaki. on 21 Nov 08, 02:20:21
Bruce Lee... Fantastic!!!

i wish there could ...
By: julian725. on 21 Nov 08, 01:20:00
i wish there could have been a real rematch between the two

Super Chuck Norris bros demo game pwnage
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where can you play ...
By: olly0333. on 22 Nov 08, 14:00:34
where can you play this game?

Lick super LOL
By: Reibonji. on 22 Nov 08, 02:33:18
Lick super LOL

Chuck Norris puts ...
By: gezux1. on 21 Nov 08, 07:15:38
Chuck Norris puts the laughter in manslaughter

I heard... Chuck ...
By: cooltv4. on 21 Nov 08, 02:25:38
I heard... Chuck Norris goes to sleep with a night light but not because he is afraid of the dark but because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris

chuck norris is ...
By: Lucrecia7. on 21 Nov 08, 01:49:31
chuck norris is invincible so its impossible for you to lose at this game

lol
By: fairyqueenr. on 20 Nov 08, 23:05:39
lol

...
By: isdykelis2. on 20 Nov 08, 21:30:44
xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

This game is the ...
By: nemzalnzood. on 20 Nov 08, 16:29:31
This game is the representation of human amazingness. ~~Nemzal - Can kill two stones with one bird~~

how long did that ...
By: CakeMace. on 20 Nov 08, 11:33:52
how long did that take you to make with Game maker?

Chuck norris can ...
By: kyokazumi. on 19 Nov 08, 23:48:40
Chuck norris can beat all games, find all secrets, fuck his girlfriend, and kill evrything in the universe in the square root of -1 seconds.

my god that just ...
By: animerulizme. on 19 Nov 08, 23:43:15
my god that just fucking blew my mind ... holy shit O.o

LMFAO!!! I want ...
By: DanielBT1989. on 19 Nov 08, 18:59:50
LMFAO!!! I want that game :D

hahahahahaha
By: Radje91. on 19 Nov 08, 14:00:52
hahahahahaha

awsome game.
By: purei3itch. on 19 Nov 08, 03:22:37
awsome game.

ENEMIES CHUCK ...
By: hobokiller1. on 19 Nov 08, 03:22:18
ENEMIES CHUCK NORRISED LOL

...
By: ksdjh12. on 19 Nov 08, 01:55:26
ghggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg

THAT IS AWESOME!!!
By: Eushayson. on 19 Nov 08, 01:41:12
THAT IS AWESOME!!!

best game ever
By: bubbajimmy8. on 18 Nov 08, 20:45:52
best game ever

roflmao
By: SandRunneR91. on 18 Nov 08, 18:18:58
roflmao

hooray, GM windows ...
By: CakeMace. on 18 Nov 08, 12:28:51
hooray, GM windows :P

that isn't '1337', ...
By: 57chaz. on 18 Nov 08, 12:20:37
that isn't '1337', *slaps head*

total pawnage
By: okangs44. on 18 Nov 08, 10:41:55
total pawnage

OMFG! I LOL'd! ( ...
By: sablelieger. on 17 Nov 08, 04:59:31
OMFG! I LOL'd! (ANd downloaded it). X3

chuck norris don't ...
By: daryus88. on 17 Nov 08, 04:18:15
chuck norris don't need gun

...oh my god
By: puppetmaster983. on 16 Nov 08, 18:14:04
...oh my god

Chuck Norris Drills Congress
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Chuck Norris is fed up with soaring gas prices. He wants to Drill Here, and Drill Now.

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This guy is a loser ...
By: airmanma. on 20 Nov 08, 17:04:07
This guy is a loser has been actor, all his movies SUCK!!! Please go back under your rock Chuckie boy, YOU SUCK!!!!!

su culo
By: edivm. on 18 Nov 08, 03:05:39
su culo

what did chuck use ...
By: sethan122. on 11 Nov 08, 20:46:35
what did chuck use to shave off his beard? Did he round house kick himself in the face? only explanation to make sense.

how is that ...
By: cordonsport5m. on 05 Nov 08, 20:19:21
how is that disrespectful? he is just reminding us of the super-awesome powers of indian burial grounds that we all gotta bow down to! they aint a myth, betcha! ;)

damn right :D
By: cordonsport5m. on 05 Nov 08, 20:17:19
damn right :D

Chuck Norris is an ...
By: roshsucks. on 03 Nov 08, 13:46:27
Chuck Norris is an old ass dinosaur from back in the day, that got his ass beaten and owned by a chink, better known as Bruce Lee! Now, he gone back to his true SQUA roots, like a real tomahawk chop, and sniffing one too many lysol cans and running one too many casinos, while trying to make it as a savior to white trash, hick hoes who think this old ass GINGER freak is cool! TEXAS WALKER RANGER boners for all your trailer casper asses!!!

He isin't Chuck ...
By: dejviz007. on 27 Oct 08, 21:34:55
He isin't Chuck Norris !!!! Don't Beleve him !!!

Chuck Norris for ...
By: LancesNewsBlog. on 25 Oct 08, 03:10:19
Chuck Norris for pres! :)

oh my god... no ...
By: polisharrow. on 19 Oct 08, 22:49:01
oh my god... no beard... were doomed unless he re grows hes beard till 2012...

How about that ...
By: DaveTheSamurai. on 15 Oct 08, 01:37:33
How about that roundhouse kick up side your fat fucking head you fucker! Don't disrespect Native Americans.

His roundhouse kick ...
By: nammersorgie. on 13 Oct 08, 14:02:08
His roundhouse kick was courtesy of his native side, indian burial grounds shit, from Eagles & Buffalos! Bear power wearing a watermelon hat all hyped up on Lysol!

WTF? That last part ...
By: caketastesgood. on 12 Oct 08, 19:50:33
WTF? That last part i couldn't even understand and anyway a roundhouse kick from the WFF especially anyone else compares no where to the power of chuck norris's roundhouse kick Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.

"a roundhouse kick ...
By: Volkmoidruk. on 12 Oct 08, 18:13:58
"a roundhouse kick is coming your way soon ican tell" Ah reckon so, Bubba. Ah seen me one of them roundhouse kicks on WWF pert near two weeks ago. YEEE_HAWW!! Ya gonna eat all o that there cake? Ah need ta get me sum'or fat on ma gut heah.

a roundhouse kick ...
By: caketastesgood. on 12 Oct 08, 00:48:32
a roundhouse kick is coming your way soon ican tell

Another actor who ...
By: Volkmoidruk. on 11 Oct 08, 16:30:03
Another actor who thinks he's the political shit, now that his acting career is washed up. This ain't 1980, Chuck; we are in a world of shit, and a slightly bigger trickle of oil from offshore or Alaska won't change things. We will NEVER see cheap oil EVER AGAIN ANYWHERE! It's Paradigm Shift (i.e. vehicles with non-petrol energy sources, sharing mass transit with the Nigras, etc.) from here on out. If you don't like that, then you can pay somebody to bring back your KFC bucket to you.

Congress is fine ...
By: MooseOfReason. on 03 Oct 08, 07:37:09
Congress is fine with it because it's someone else's money. Whenever I go to a restaurant and someone else is paying (which is about 99% of the time), I always go for one of the cheapest thing on the menu. Maybe that's just me.

Why don't we do ...
By: virginlampoil. on 30 Sep 08, 18:12:41
Why don't we do what Warren Buffet did, purchase preferred shares with 10% interest? That way the companies could get the cash they need and we would be safe. Buffet didn't want to mess around with the toxic assets, why should we want them in our back yard? Probably the politicians are wanting to selectively dish out the 700B for political favor.

visit ...
By: visiblepulse. on 28 Sep 08, 13:00:41
visit yellowlamb?com get all the way through the presentation and you will understand that the bailout is a temporary fix. share it with folks and encourage them to view it.

Or maybe you're ...
By: diesel779. on 21 Sep 08, 06:08:54
Or maybe you're just an ass. o_0

Vote for Obama and ...
By: dust1905. on 19 Sep 08, 04:03:57
Vote for Obama and you will guarantee double taxes for the lowest tax bracket, and a socialistict health care system. Oh yeah basically any retirement plan will have a 40% tax upon withdrawl with obama "dividend tax", which will fund usless programs.

Wow name calling... ...
By: dust1905. on 19 Sep 08, 03:56:10
Wow name calling... thats amazing.... Next time think of somthing that could actually bring substance before you waste your time typing.

Hey! Ease up ...
By: stew4lunch. on 18 Sep 08, 21:09:41
Hey! Ease up yzracer22. Watch your language. nammersorgie sucks lipstick off pig hemorrhoids. Show a little respect.

Vote for EXXON JOHN ...
By: janebusby. on 17 Sep 08, 22:24:40
Vote for EXXON JOHN / BP PALIN and you will guarantee more RECORD gas price increases for us all.

yeah it sure looked ...
By: del0griffith. on 16 Sep 08, 01:35:23
yeah it sure looked like huffington beat him down, looks like she said about fourteen words...chuck owned her. chuck IS the american solution.

09-10-08 ...
By: beckpod1. on 13 Sep 08, 16:00:50
09-10-08 Republicans literally in "bed"with big oil prostitutes!Bribes,cocaine,pot,parties!!! drill..drill..drill! Boy,Chuck are you on the wrong side AGAIN! You've been kicked in the head too many times..and I guess the republicans can only find gradeC actors(who need some exposure)to champion their failed agenda! Your TV show never made it on my TV. Jack Bauer at least has brains. Please keep your politics to yourself.Rosie O'Donnell even is smarter than you! We just don't care Chuck!

chuck norris karate kommandos
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80s cartoon featuring chuck norris. try and do a shot everytime they say his name!

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I grew up in the ...
By: solace098. on 17 Nov 08, 04:05:59
I grew up in the 80s, and used to wonder why I was such a dork. Now I realize it is because of stuff like this. Ridiculously hilarious. (Not that I watched this crap. I was more of a "Mr. T" fan.)

i remeber this show ...
By: CodeGeasser. on 16 Nov 08, 20:47:08
i remeber this show it was funny lol

looooooooooooooool
By: Cheeseitnow. on 15 Nov 08, 16:00:05
looooooooooooooool

I bet he kicks that ...
By: JG129. on 13 Nov 08, 19:49:29
I bet he kicks that deadly dolphins ass !!!

LOL the super ninja ...
By: sgtcojonez. on 12 Nov 08, 16:49:21
LOL the super ninja looks and talks just like the Cobra commander

epic.....fail
By: dkbust3r. on 12 Nov 08, 16:44:19
epic.....fail

lol thats meesed up
By: fightforthenight14. on 10 Nov 08, 22:10:32
lol thats meesed up

they said chuck ...
By: Arekkusu723. on 10 Nov 08, 21:31:19
they said chuck norris/chuck/norris 12 times!

Chuck dosent need ...
By: thatbigolhead. on 10 Nov 08, 00:12:46
Chuck dosent need any retarded "friends" for anything other than cleanin his bloodstained boots

Oh, I thought you ...
By: crackman64. on 09 Nov 08, 23:44:43
Oh, I thought you meant that the cartoon his kick made was bloody, so the editors censored it.

yeah, that didn't ...
By: pifras. on 09 Nov 08, 23:41:07
yeah, that didn't make much sense. sorry. I was saying that some one might of walked past chuck while he was kicking and got his head kicked off by accident (following the idea that chuck kicked the film to make him apear on it) and the blood plattered onto the film. so editors had to cut the frames with blood smeard on it for broadcast hence the bad animation.

Get in the way of ...
By: crackman64. on 09 Nov 08, 18:58:28
Get in the way of Chuck Norris? Wha?

maybe an assistant ...
By: pifras. on 09 Nov 08, 18:02:01
maybe an assistant got in the way so editors had to cut frames with blood on them?

If that's how it ...
By: crackman64. on 09 Nov 08, 06:14:03
If that's how it was animated, the quality would be much better, because he's Chuck Norris.

The phrase 'break a ...
By: JackMB1992. on 07 Nov 08, 21:37:01
The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris's co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.

guns don't kill ...
By: lasofia13. on 05 Nov 08, 23:46:42
guns don't kill people, chuck norris kills people.

Chuck norrias can ...
By: protoCHUCKz. on 05 Nov 08, 07:47:03
Chuck norrias can walk on jesus

Chuck Norris needs ...
By: GritYT. on 04 Nov 08, 03:46:35
Chuck Norris needs sidekicks to cry whenever they feel incompetant to him. They haven't had a dry face the rest of their lives.

why does chuck ...
By: TwilightDudeFan. on 03 Nov 08, 22:49:57
why does chuck norris need any sidekicks?!

it goes, jesus can ...
By: IRONHIDE434. on 03 Nov 08, 03:09:03
it goes, jesus can walk on water, but chuck norris can swim through land

Chuck Norris can ...
By: Jay2545. on 31 Oct 08, 02:06:15
Chuck Norris can walk on water, and swim on land

Deadly dolphins!!? ...
By: Lordofme666. on 30 Oct 08, 22:05:37
Deadly dolphins!!? xD

They say his name ...
By: Nandomaron1990. on 27 Oct 08, 21:12:51
They say his name EIGHT TIMES in the credits and show it onscreen three times. ... whoa, they must've been really insecure about the quality of their show if they had to use such blatant name-dropping. Wonder why?

the ruthless ...
By: anoyingfly. on 26 Oct 08, 23:41:55
the ruthless super-ninja!!! this video cracks me up :)

Chuck norris ...
By: jinxar1. on 26 Oct 08, 10:28:56
Chuck norris does'nt die, he waits until the enemy least expects it.

Mountain Dew commercial - Chuck Norris for PepsiCO
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Two guys celebrate the success of a website they created featuring Chuck Norris, who comes after the guys, and their Mountain Dew, for revenge.
Title: "Chuck"
Agency: BBDO New York
City: New York
Advertiser: PepsiCo
Brand Name: Mountain Dew

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Chuck Norris once ...
By: Doichi98. on 22 Nov 08, 02:10:32
Chuck Norris once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Chuck Norris re-entered the earth's atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publically claimed it was a meteor, and still owes him a beer.

Web Google won't ...
By: ale81addict4life. on 22 Nov 08, 02:08:08
Web Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you. No standard web pages containing all your search terms were found. Your search - Chuck Norris - did not match any documents. Suggestions: * Run, before he finds you * Try a different person

chuck norris will ...
By: oifmarine81. on 21 Nov 08, 05:46:26
chuck norris will never have a heart attack because his heart will never be foolish enough to attack him

chuck norris 2012
By: josephkennith. on 20 Nov 08, 20:43:23
chuck norris 2012

To be fair, you my ...
By: ooRUSTYNAILoo. on 20 Nov 08, 19:57:29
To be fair, you my frend are a god, for mentioning it lol, im watching it now, go trevvette. And Chuck for world president/ priminister lol

If you have five ...
By: PyroXyro. on 19 Nov 08, 21:11:39
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you

Chuck Norris CAN ...
By: supersonicfan13. on 19 Nov 08, 18:52:05
Chuck Norris CAN slam a revolving door

at the end the oe ...
By: bubbajimmy8. on 17 Nov 08, 04:51:45
at the end the oe guy with glasses getting kickedlooked like harrold lloyd

thats the best ...
By: taekwondojock. on 16 Nov 08, 18:31:34
thats the best chuck norris fact ive heard in centuries.

The orginal name ...
By: MaggieRose44. on 14 Nov 08, 22:32:53
The orginal name for Kellogg's Rice Krispies was Snap! Crackle! Chuck Norris! but when children would read this it would melt their eyes,so it simply changed to Snap,Crackle,Pop.

chuck norris is so ...
By: potheaddevin69. on 14 Nov 08, 01:06:00
chuck norris is so tough that when some dude challenged him to a staring contest, as soon as he made contact with chuck norris' eyes, he instantly died.

XD funny
By: Haseo1414. on 13 Nov 08, 23:31:06
XD funny

que jc ni que nada. ...
By: Nek0pain. on 13 Nov 08, 22:58:01
que jc ni que nada.. chuck norris rulz..!!!!!!

mentira
By: colomopo. on 12 Nov 08, 15:53:49
mentira

chuck norris vale ...
By: colomopo. on 12 Nov 08, 15:51:55
chuck norris vale hongo el dios deberia ser cj (del gta) por que sube un video en la cual se muestre que chuck norris puede matar a una persona cun un dedo en cambio cj en la ciudad que vive puede matar a quien sea y todos los respetan

The only product to ...
By: DocLeggz. on 10 Nov 08, 14:36:25
The only product to fail worse than New Coke was Chuck Norris brand Toilet Paper. It was rough, tough, and didn't take the shit off of any asshole.

...
By: dani7hatake. on 09 Nov 08, 05:51:08
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT CHUCK NORRIS

Chuck is awesome.
By: silental. on 08 Nov 08, 06:44:59
Chuck is awesome.

CHUCK!
By: thisMicMic. on 05 Nov 08, 04:40:15
CHUCK!

HEY IF YOU GUYS ARE ...
By: TuffCookie5108. on 05 Nov 08, 02:20:36
HEY IF YOU GUYS ARE INTO CHUCK NORRIS "FACTS" GO DOWNLOAD THE iCHUCK JOKE GENERATOR FROM THE APP STORE!!!!

Chuck Norris drives ...
By: lolman204. on 05 Nov 08, 00:36:33
Chuck Norris drives an Ice cream truck painted black and decorated with his victims skulls.

XD Booooooo!
By: princesslava15. on 04 Nov 08, 13:39:39
XD Booooooo!

I mean Chuck Norris
By: Sandman395. on 02 Nov 08, 19:35:41
I mean Chuck Norris

Actually, a beast ...
By: Sandman395. on 02 Nov 08, 19:29:37
Actually, a beast is chcuk Norris :D

Fuck you!It's ...
By: faraRussia. on 02 Nov 08, 07:40:03
Fuck you!It's english,right?

Me Vs. Chuck Norris
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Hilarious ! love it ...
By: nakosos. on 22 Nov 08, 13:23:42
Hilarious ! love it xD

Lol Funny as shit ...
By: htddu908. on 22 Nov 08, 06:56:20
Lol Funny as shit keep it up.

reality, is this a ...
By: superblather. on 22 Nov 08, 05:20:52
reality, is this a good reason to give everyone a computer? like the aholes, hey you can make a $1000 a week, or all the stupid pop up ads, or the tapeworm here, the internet is going to shiznet. and we allow it.

I suggest a ...
By: ckw4y. on 22 Nov 08, 05:06:50
I suggest a plateful of T-Nation and 250 mg of harden the fuck up

wow, wait a sec, ...
By: superblather. on 22 Nov 08, 04:57:10
wow, wait a sec, this post is no longer a post! wahoo internet!!we did it!! we were able to keep the tapeworm in sis's ass! and you know how it is, if you are in your sis's ass, you can't talk to a computer.

Fat
By: neoContraVo. on 22 Nov 08, 04:22:51
Fat

wow, I got edited! ...
By: superblather. on 22 Nov 08, 03:00:14
wow, I got edited! some of the things I said last night are not here anymore! hey, maybe the tapeworm got offended, though how you offend a tapeworm, it is hard to say. maybe I said he was a tapeworm in his sis's butt? and that when she brought a girlfriend home, he stuck his head out and said "hello"?

all chuck norris ...
By: thomasTANKbaber. on 22 Nov 08, 02:27:09
all chuck norris has to do is look at u, and ur dead

chuck norris will ...
By: xxpurplebloodxx. on 22 Nov 08, 00:53:02
chuck norris will kill you so fast ninja style

well what you have ...
By: Falzaro. on 22 Nov 08, 00:45:43
well what you have to understnad is that UFC fighters are FIGHTERs at all. All of 'em are just brawlers. most of the time it goes to a tap out which is boring and completely anticlamactic. that and besides, when do you get into a fight where there's a cage around you. almost never i would say. so you cant relly compare martial artists to brawlers like that.

actually bruce lee ...
By: Falzaro. on 22 Nov 08, 00:42:47
actually bruce lee and norris did fight. lee won. duh

Wow their's no way ...
By: trogladorianpower. on 21 Nov 08, 23:51:33
Wow their's no way you could beat up Chuck Norris. Walker Texas Ranger is a great show. If I ever see you, and I know it's a long shot, but if I ever see you in real life I'm going to beat the shit out of you. I know you think you're funny, but you're not, you're just a tool.

chuck norris would ...
By: trek92503. on 21 Nov 08, 21:55:04
chuck norris would kick the shit out of you! he would rip that fake beard of you ugly fagot face

last 15 seconds ...
By: Akount91. on 21 Nov 08, 21:37:13
last 15 seconds make me lol. anyways good luck

Fine I dont care! ...
By: smoky90210. on 21 Nov 08, 20:28:54
Fine I dont care!Hes not the only person in the world that knows martial arts.Set up the time and place and Ill be there.And Ill be fine afterwards!Hed probably fall asleep while charging me.

"Chuck Norris beats ...
By: HipHopJun. on 21 Nov 08, 18:07:55
"Chuck Norris beats fatass atheist" LMFAO! damn this guy is hilarious

I know it sucks - I ...
By: timbobos. on 21 Nov 08, 17:46:59
I know it sucks - I wish you luck.

ur not fat. .. ... ...
By: PonchoNOS. on 21 Nov 08, 17:45:03
ur not fat. .. ... .. .. ok yea u are fat. sorry i cant blow u but maybe more women will if u lose 50 pounds

Fucking aggressive ...
By: leninlikersclone. on 21 Nov 08, 13:32:18
Fucking aggressive brownies. A relative of mine ate too much and is now in negotiations of terrorist muffins.

Hey smoky90210, why ...
By: HigherWisdom. on 21 Nov 08, 12:27:24
Hey smoky90210, why don't you make arrangements with Chuck Norris to try and kick his ass and let us all know how that works out for you.

not really, they ...
By: CrazyJay086. on 21 Nov 08, 10:03:51
not really, they are atheist because the idea of one being controlling an entire fucking universe is insanely idiotic.

i hope your joking ...
By: CrazyJay086. on 21 Nov 08, 10:02:34
i hope your joking about walker being a good show. it licks more balls than your dad does.

u wont stand a ...
By: eagleclaww. on 21 Nov 08, 07:22:54
u wont stand a chance against chuck norris fat ass. walker texas ranger was a good series, and his political views are better than your communist shit.

I've noticed, ...
By: eagleclaww. on 21 Nov 08, 07:22:45
I've noticed, especially here on youtube that all atheist are assholes. I mean, if they were smart, they would be agnostic since they cant prove nor disprove intelligent design. They are only atheist to piss religious ppl off.

Ok, look based on ...
By: chopperman2005. on 21 Nov 08, 05:42:36
Ok, look based on what i just saw, i have my money on Chuck. yea Chuck takes the cake, but im sure tj will eat it..

Arch Enemy -Taking back my soul (Misheard Lyrics)
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Arch enemy taking back my soul misheard lyrics.

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evil gay ....jeje xD
By: arekaulitz. on 26 Oct 08, 01:30:48
evil gay ....jeje xD

nice vid i just ...
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nice vid i just posted a vid response, or u can check it out on my account its similar to this again awesome vid

best arch enemy ...
By: VaskoTJ. on 16 Jun 08, 01:08:37
best arch enemy song ever

....... mate. throw ...
By: Mekros05. on 29 May 08, 16:57:12
....... mate. throw a shrimp on the barbie.

Its a bloomin song
By: Mekros05. on 29 May 08, 16:56:32
Its a bloomin song

great song. funny ...
By: truemetaler. on 20 Mar 08, 16:16:41
great song. funny video.

I personally ...
By: billiardsniper. on 13 Feb 08, 03:03:23
I personally thought I heard "and wreck the kaiser belt"

this one kinda ...
By: GettingPissedMan. on 03 Feb 08, 17:09:07
this one kinda sucked. but i cant say i didnt like the evil gay part, that's classy, i like the bleeding mascara interpretation though. and the arch enemy-ravenous one isnt bad either

lol im on 2 u, U ...
By: nonamemetal. on 06 Dec 07, 00:29:21
lol im on 2 u, U EVIL GAY!

Lmao at "I adopted ...
By: Greasyanimal. on 30 Nov 07, 22:43:28
Lmao at "I adopted mine! And UNWRAP THE CLEESE AND FOUl!

Xd u evil gay lol.. ...
By: garyu. on 14 Nov 07, 08:30:54
Xd u evil gay lol.... poor mens

I'm onto you, you ...
By: TheColdestAugust. on 24 Oct 07, 00:23:55
I'm onto you, you evil gay! LOL! I liked the bartender joke too, pretty rad man. Good job! :D

One of My favorite ...
By: cjsnipes2. on 14 Oct 07, 10:35:09
One of My favorite Bands and Still...... Goddamned funny!

im impressed lmao
By: mkgurd2. on 12 Oct 07, 20:06:38
im impressed lmao

LOL I would havve ...
By: 14mirjam. on 18 Sep 07, 15:50:16
LOL I would havve no idea what else she's singing XD But that's also because I don't listen to it that often, but that girls has an AMAZING voice. just GREAT!

LOL
By: haitsu230. on 18 Sep 07, 15:50:10
LOL

You know, always ...
By: Resquall. on 08 Sep 07, 15:15:35
You know, always thought it said "You evil Gay!!" and by this finally I have been proved right. You could have had a picture of Hitler for it...

this video is ...
By: smoccolatorepazzo. on 23 Aug 07, 16:14:05
this video is wonderful!!!!

lol
By: nachioos. on 04 Aug 07, 19:58:42
lol

Awesome
By: bladeslinger15. on 02 Aug 07, 17:12:26
Awesome

lol you evil gay ...
By: latheralus. on 29 Jul 07, 00:24:06
lol you evil gay lol! i've been hearing this song all day and then i find this... i laughed my ass off.. haha

hell yea angela is ...
By: k24civic. on 21 Jul 07, 15:56:25
hell yea angela is the shit she fuckin sexy too

WOW that was better ...
By: theCKYalliance. on 21 Jul 07, 08:22:17
WOW that was better than i expected.. i still cant believe thats a girl screamin O_O

I like it=))
By: Rav3nTyr. on 29 Jun 07, 11:14:14
I like it=))

and lmfao "Water ...
By: pooo55555. on 23 Jun 07, 18:04:03
and lmfao "Water play, Warts are Happy!!!"

Chuck Norris, Muchachada Nui (Celebrities)
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Nuevo capitulo de Muchachada Nui y sus Celebrities, esta semana, Chuck Norris. 15 Mayo 2008

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jajajajajjajajajaa
By: cgm385. on 22 Nov 08, 10:47:29
jajajajajjajajajaa

parece rombo lol ...
By: himarxukymen. on 21 Nov 08, 21:49:22
parece rombo lol jajajajajajkajkajakakjakajk

este tipo hacia las ...
By: cheomoh. on 19 Nov 08, 23:08:58
este tipo hacia las peores peliculas de bajo presupuesto

nada comparado con ...
By: rkodankasarg. on 19 Nov 08, 20:32:21
nada comparado con lo que voy a hacer en mi serie HISTORY FUN estreno verano 2009

es buenisimo este ...
By: xicagoku. on 18 Nov 08, 22:46:17
es buenisimo este video jjeje

ENOOOOOOOOOORME ...
By: harrystyle. on 18 Nov 08, 20:55:34
ENOOOOOOOOOORME grandioso este celebrities

ELE O ELE ! !
By: BlackxPoisonx. on 15 Nov 08, 15:18:11
ELE O ELE ! !

e intentado aunar ...
By: jumper897. on 14 Nov 08, 22:27:56
e intentado aunar estas 2 pasiones... ay que era pa ti... TOMA RECAO buenisimo

en la selva se ...
By: sareta95. on 12 Nov 08, 08:47:02
en la selva se puede hacer un ruido con cualquier cosa pero no yo iba ai insibilino hahahaha

Joaguín Reyes es un ...
By: alvaratorkcp. on 10 Nov 08, 17:11:25
Joaguín Reyes es un fenómeno, pero lo de meterse con Chuck..., los dinosaurios lo hicieron y no les fue muy bien...

Cuanto más lo veo ...
By: franxisco32. on 08 Nov 08, 17:38:14
Cuanto más lo veo más me gusta, hay frases "históricas": en mis películas doy un mensaje de amor, pero claro, esa gente......merece morir

y cada vez que hay ...
By: gr8lady. on 08 Nov 08, 16:51:16
y cada vez que hay un tsunami es porque chuck norris estaba nadando cerca...

Chuck Norris me da ...
By: muertademiedo. on 08 Nov 08, 10:34:21
Chuck Norris me da miedo

esta es la cara te ...
By: piupiupum. on 06 Nov 08, 11:54:48
esta es la cara te voy a cubrir jajajajjajaa xDDD de los mejores celebritis

Si eres un poco ...
By: TonyAngus300. on 06 Nov 08, 01:09:56
Si eres un poco marica puedes meter tus cremas!!! XDDDDDD uno de mis favoritos!!!

jajaj!y salee una ...
By: zurriaguin08. on 05 Nov 08, 15:54:30
jajaj!y salee una jamelga..

jajajaja
By: chechimball. on 03 Nov 08, 15:14:18
jajajaja

jaja que bueno¡¡¡¡¡¡
By: chechimball. on 03 Nov 08, 15:13:25
jaja que bueno¡¡¡¡¡¡

!!si puedes verme ...
By: arkjerez. on 02 Nov 08, 21:24:18
!!si puedes verme ya estas muerto!! HOLA SOY Chuck norris. de los mejores videos de muchachada-nui sin duda.

esta cara es...vais ...
By: melistrokes. on 01 Nov 08, 18:10:46
esta cara es...vais a morir...vais a morir! xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Hahahhaha
By: jarabedelitrona. on 28 Oct 08, 22:05:32
Hahahhaha

xDD
By: EMVMG. on 28 Oct 08, 20:13:06
xDD

This guy are died ...
By: Theostnmj. on 27 Oct 08, 20:46:28
This guy are died minutes leader. This because. You know! Chuck Norris.

siempre alerta.
By: zapidante. on 27 Oct 08, 19:30:14
siempre alerta.

...
By: zapidante. on 27 Oct 08, 19:24:52
jajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajaja te voy a cubrrir.

mountain dew chuck norris commercial
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chuck norris is crazy man

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love this vid
By: 22dillon22. on 21 Nov 08, 20:29:59
love this vid

0:20 xD
By: 666Tormentor666. on 21 Nov 08, 13:38:02
0:20 xD

:D cool :D
By: rappit4. on 21 Nov 08, 12:32:12
:D cool :D

Funny commercial ...
By: zodd1985. on 21 Nov 08, 02:33:56
Funny commercial but the Chuck Norris jokes are getting fucking old it isnt 2005 anymore.

when chuck norris ...
By: KrazeDDeviL. on 20 Nov 08, 22:26:00
when chuck norris does push-ups he doesnt push himself up he pushes the earth down

No, tim allen looks ...
By: imach1. on 20 Nov 08, 22:08:11
No, tim allen looks just like Chuck Norris!

The chief export of ...
By: qMattp. on 20 Nov 08, 20:48:50
The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.

Chuck Norris once ...
By: munhonloke. on 19 Nov 08, 14:34:59
Chuck Norris once round- house kickied a guy so hard, his leg went back in time and killed hitler 1945 in berlin xD

Chuck Norris is ...
By: CouchTomayto. on 19 Nov 08, 05:50:54
Chuck Norris is never late, and if you think Chuck Norris is late, well then you better slow the fuck down. If you google search Chuck Norris and you misspell his name it doesn't say "Did you mean Chuck Norris" it says "Run while you still have the chance."

Epic win
By: tehUBERn00blet. on 18 Nov 08, 04:44:20
Epic win

lol
By: captainpinky1. on 17 Nov 08, 22:01:06
lol

Chuck Norris looks ...
By: krystlegirl30. on 17 Nov 08, 21:35:33
Chuck Norris looks just like tim allen

CHUCK YOU ROCK :)
By: HO1CK. on 17 Nov 08, 13:20:22
CHUCK YOU ROCK :)

No, it comes back ...
By: chopperhead2011. on 17 Nov 08, 07:22:35
No, it comes back because Chuck Norris told it to

Yeah, I tried that ...
By: DariusEdge2. on 17 Nov 08, 06:13:33
Yeah, I tried that for the First time not too long ago... I thought everyone was kidding about it, But I got the biggest surprise of my life... xD

When Chuck Norris ...
By: Out2lunchL8er. on 16 Nov 08, 21:40:02
When Chuck Norris throws a boomerang it does not come back because it is afraid of Chuck Norris

chuck norris can ...
By: Reubenofthedead. on 16 Nov 08, 20:28:30
chuck norris can break through all six degrees of separation kicking anyone at any place at any time

chuck norris > ...
By: ferociouspokemachine. on 16 Nov 08, 14:32:16
chuck norris > david hasselhoff

chuck is da man
By: SWbassist99. on 16 Nov 08, 06:12:41
chuck is da man

^hahaha buenisima ...
By: davibelnaxy. on 15 Nov 08, 23:03:53
^hahaha buenisima ^^ xD

I suddenly have the ...
By: Sob92507. on 15 Nov 08, 22:22:19
I suddenly have the urge too drink an entire keg of mountain dew... effective commercial..

ok. Chuck Norris is ...
By: YayItsNik. on 14 Nov 08, 22:21:05
ok. Chuck Norris is suing myspace for copyright because they used what chuck norris calls everything around you. lol that didnt cum out right ether lol.

no, but the other ...
By: YayItsNik. on 14 Nov 08, 22:18:20
no, but the other one is.

i happen to be ...
By: margaridasaramago. on 14 Nov 08, 22:18:14
i happen to be online right now... if that was what you meant, you should've phrased it like that, not like some kind of random insult. sorry if i didn't phrase it correctly but my english's not perfect, much less when i try to invent some sentences out of the blue

these fools ...
By: YayItsNik. on 14 Nov 08, 22:17:08
these fools shouldn't try to run from chuck norris.

$Chuck Norris on The Alex Jones Show\"Ron Paul was Right\"1/2$

Chuck Norris on The Alex Jones Show"Ron Paul was Right"1/2
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http://www.chucknorr is.com/
http://www.infowa rs.com/
Alex interviews American martial artist, action star and television and film actor Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris should ...
By: Blackjack555. on 22 Nov 08, 08:12:24
Chuck Norris should go to the white house and give Bush and Cheney a couple of Roundhouse kicks.

hey... keep it ...
By: SGTNOW. on 22 Nov 08, 03:18:18
hey... keep it civil o.k. just bring the truth and the truth will always win...

Oh my gosh, I had ...
By: johnblaster. on 22 Nov 08, 00:21:57
Oh my gosh, I had no idea! I'm sure pissed that I voted for him. How could I not have seen that coming? Save it dude.

and obama is a ...
By: EyeLoveNiggers. on 22 Nov 08, 00:15:48
and obama is a socialist nigger that will establish martial law and put people on fema camps

wait wait wait. ...
By: punanibuzzed. on 21 Nov 08, 08:11:53
wait wait wait. norris endorsed huckabee but says the only one in congress he would trust is ron paul. why didnt he just endorse ron paul? ron paul 2012!

They cetainly ...
By: t4705mb6. on 21 Nov 08, 02:26:00
They cetainly didn't "waste" our 5 trillion. They gave it to their banker friends, most of them overseas.

Just type "JBS end ...
By: r3dredwine. on 20 Nov 08, 15:23:47
Just type "JBS end fed contact congress" into google and click the top link, Send a pre wrtten letter to congress about abolishing the Federal Reserve! Send To Congress Share With Everyone

obama 50 billion to ...
By: danielstwin. on 20 Nov 08, 14:55:49
obama 50 billion to the U.N hmhmhm sounds like nwo to me.... good job you dumb fucks for voting for that peice of shit

Norris is not ...
By: drpaulrevere. on 19 Nov 08, 03:12:25
Norris is not trustworthy. He makes me ill.

Chuck Norris has 2 ...
By: johnbstroud. on 18 Nov 08, 06:56:37
Chuck Norris has 2 speeds walk and kill. Chuck Norris has a hidden third fist under his jowl. Watch out the eyes the ranger are upon you.

Yes. It was ...
By: Stepper11. on 18 Nov 08, 05:38:59
Yes. It was Huckabee. I don't really see how that reconciles with what he's saying here. As far as RepubliCrats go, Huckabee was better than most, but that's kind of like saying one STD is "better" than another.

Didn't this azzhole ...
By: brorange33. on 18 Nov 08, 00:17:39
Didn't this azzhole Chuck Norris endorse Mitt Romney? Or was it Mike Huckabee? What a loser!

mammal46..learn how ...
By: gavinpaulwalsh. on 17 Nov 08, 10:21:23
mammal46..learn how to spell Sweden before you start plugging their ways. Unlike us, the majority still haven't been effected by that propaganda. They still and most likely will always give enough respect to the citizens of those countries & leave it to the people to make their own decicions with their own bodies and lives. Amsterdam is a city by the way, so mentioning it makes very little argument.

No, not at all. ...
By: johnblaster. on 16 Nov 08, 23:16:44
No, not at all. But it's a telltale sign that someone does not have a stellar IQ if they believe that dinosaurs exited 6,012 years ago. Or you know, that a crazy guy who was killed in the desert is floating in the sky, watching their every move. It's dangerous and stupid in my opinion.

Yes, attack a man's ...
By: nudaydawning. on 16 Nov 08, 03:43:07
Yes, attack a man's religious beliefs. Do you think that all Christians are like The Westboro Baptist Church and GodHatesFagsDOTcom?

Alex Jones believes ...
By: johnblaster. on 15 Nov 08, 20:39:56
Alex Jones believes Barack Obama is part of a secret plan to exterminate most of humanity. Chuck Norris has a personal relationship with Jesus Christ. Think about this very very carefully.

good chuck but why ...
By: sanchopanza123. on 15 Nov 08, 17:32:59
good chuck but why did u supported huckabbee

What's up with the ...
By: anakin005. on 15 Nov 08, 12:10:27
What's up with the horrible comments? May I suggest we comment on the conversation presented in the video instead of unrelated immature crap?

this is too good to ...
By: dougerber. on 15 Nov 08, 09:57:02
this is too good to be true

I don't understand ...
By: mammal46. on 15 Nov 08, 07:18:29
I don't understand your reply. I'm talking about two generations away. Babies are on the decline because of abortion and other causes. Some countries like Sweedon and Amsterdam actually advertise for couples to get pregnant and keep their babies. Sorry for misspelled countries.

"There's a ...
By: chubstheclown. on 15 Nov 08, 01:17:29
"There's a worldwide effort to decimate Negroes." Hmmm... and i thought they'd already been decimated, because I haven't heard that term used since the 60s.

I don't agree. A ...
By: chubstheclown. on 15 Nov 08, 01:15:13
I don't agree. A workforce exists to provide for a population. If you are saying that a workforce consisting of the present population levels is not enough to provide for itself... then no amount of people will ever be enough.

Uh... there's a ...
By: chubstheclown. on 15 Nov 08, 01:11:40
Uh... there's a huge difference between legal immigrants (who follow our laws to enter the country), and illegal immigrants. I've never heard Alex speak negatively about immigrants who respect our laws... only about criminals.

look out your ...
By: underdog92z. on 14 Nov 08, 06:10:50
look out your window because THE REVOLUTION WILL NOT BE TELEVISED

Alex Jones kinda ...
By: Violencedefined666. on 12 Nov 08, 08:40:26
Alex Jones kinda sounds like Vince McMahon, lol.

Chuck Norris 2008 Grad Speech Pt 1 of 2
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Chuck Norris speaks at Liberty University's 2008 commencement exercises. This is part 1 of 2.

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Chuck Norris once ...
By: Grookster231. on 26 Oct 08, 20:32:16
Chuck Norris once visited the virgin islands When he came back to the U.S. they were just the islands.

If chuck norris has ...
By: BoneChipsNBlasphemy. on 21 Oct 08, 00:02:40
If chuck norris has $5 and you have $5, he has more money than you.

Chuck IS God.
By: LeeroyFan101. on 19 Oct 08, 03:09:50
Chuck IS God.

chuck norris once ...
By: gofeedtina. on 17 Oct 08, 03:52:22
chuck norris once ate 3 72 oz steaks in in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

Chuck Norris does ...
By: motorbreathAK. on 15 Oct 08, 18:14:58
Chuck Norris does not wear a watch. HE decides what time it is.

he will roundhouse ...
By: bearkat622. on 15 Oct 08, 00:33:35
he will roundhouse kick u in the face

Stupid as stupid is ...
By: bummer1967. on 10 Oct 08, 18:08:38
Stupid as stupid is.....Figures that he "thinks" he an intellectual. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO. Oh, GOD, OH, GOD, OH GOD.....this guy is a dipshit.

Chuck Norris does ...
By: stringer1993. on 27 Sep 08, 20:44:12
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

when chuck norris ...
By: JohnCooler0623. on 12 Sep 08, 05:59:24
when chuck norris does a push up he pushes the earth down

We where there ...
By: ImChuckNorrisBeard. on 11 Aug 08, 05:33:18
We where there giving the speech, not graduating.

he was giving a ...
By: ashleighfomMI. on 02 Aug 08, 16:40:55
he was giving a speech

was he giving a ...
By: DanielBriereRules. on 18 Jul 08, 02:03:04
was he giving a speech, or did he graduate..?

idolo master
By: xlectromoon. on 10 Jul 08, 20:05:48
idolo master

he's actually a ...
By: momamario. on 27 May 08, 20:38:16
he's actually a very good speaker, they say that stuff about him in jokes, but he is pretty good at public speaking ... and its an interesting story

Congratulations! I ...
By: oolahula. on 14 May 08, 19:01:19
Congratulations! I graduated from LU last weekend, too!

I graduated from LU ...
By: treemonkeyrocks. on 13 May 08, 00:03:34
I graduated from LU this weekend and it he was great =)

He is basically ...
By: whatnowmitch. on 11 May 08, 06:57:58
He is basically just a winner.

The Chuck Norris Rap
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This is a rap I wrote all about Chuck Norris. F$%^ Yeah! Enjoy and spread...
Cinematography by Cisco McCarthy
Features Blake Lewis, your next American Idol (license plate and teeth guy)
Also, check out my Snakes On A Plane Rap
http://www.youtub e.com/watch?v=IxBdIL PlEzc
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