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Nsa Parkour
Posted by: trnx48

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Nsa parkour video end of 2007 salonica-athens tour

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Gt ????? ????? ???? ...
By: mimikpipin. on 22 Nov 08, 13:31:33
Gt ????? ????? ?????????? ??? ??? ????.?? ???????????....

kai mono pou to les ...
By: trnx48. on 22 Nov 08, 01:22:54
kai mono pou to les king kong re malaka axax dixnei poso asxetos eise..a re gay skatopousta pou na sou gamithei to spiti

na sou pethanei i ...
By: trnx48. on 22 Nov 08, 01:21:00
na sou pethanei i mana kariole.axriste mpazo pou thes ke parkour.ela na mou ta klaseis re malaka pou mono apo to pc ksereis na vrizeis kologay.ante se perimeno malaka prin pethaneis apo ti zilia axax.skatopitsirika ante diavase ke ase to youtube alios ksilo

ego ksero pio ...
By: Mats0uk0z. on 20 Nov 08, 20:14:09
ego ksero pio legete monkey kai pio kong..malon esi prepei na deis kana tutorial.A ke mia apo tis vasikoteres erotiseis..KSEREIS TI EINAI TO PARKOUR KAI PIOS O LOGOS P TO KANEIS?

ke oi guc 14 eine ...
By: trnx48. on 20 Nov 08, 18:36:26
ke oi guc 14 eine ke se pidane anapoda gay flore.des kana video tous pou perniese ke gia kalos..xaxa anapire pousti ziliari pou erxese ke kaneis edo koment epidei zileeyis xaxaxa re ti ilithios eise pou nomizeis oti metraei ke i gnomi sou.o kanenas eise..alos enas poystis pou vlepei kati kalo ke to krazei epdei exei skasei apo to kako tou eise apla

kai sena pios sou ...
By: trnx48. on 20 Nov 08, 18:32:30
kai sena pios sou pe oti de kanoume double kong?epidei de to des sto video diladi?ke si de kaneis flips tote lol.ante sto myspace mas ke des merika palia video ke des kana double skatopitsiriki pou mou thes ke parkour.oust gia diavasma skatoflore

??? ???? ???? ...
By: mimikpipin. on 20 Nov 08, 13:02:06
??? ???? ???? ??????? monkey ??? ??? king k?ng.

xaxaxa exo liosei ...
By: Mats0uk0z. on 19 Nov 08, 21:12:16
xaxaxa exo liosei me ta comment tou mimikpipin.Pou ton vrikame auton ton skatofloro ton pozero xaxa..AA kai an thes na deis kong file koita ligo sto 2:23.:)

RE AYTOS OUTE KAN ...
By: bemyguest15. on 19 Nov 08, 20:35:51
RE AYTOS OUTE KAN 14 DN EINAI 21 EINAI....MIN asxoleiste me ka8e malaka p sas doulevei..kante apla parkour re alania.. afou me kanate emena na porwthw me to parkour ti allo 8elete..me exei piasei mia trela na ma8w gmt...eista apsogoi boys keep going..

kai ela apo konta ...
By: trnx48. on 19 Nov 08, 13:02:28
kai ela apo konta arxidi na ta peis ayta ilithio pitsiriki.ante ela skatoflore

mori poutana kane ...
By: trnx48. on 19 Nov 08, 13:01:41
mori poutana kane video tote ke dikse mas ti kaneis ke mi mas spas ta paparia gamo to xristo sou,ti milas olo logia eise piso apo to pc.kane video ke dikse tis malakies pou ksereis kopane.

??? ???? ?????????. ...
By: mimikpipin. on 19 Nov 08, 12:48:20
??? ???? ?????????...???? ???? 4 ????? ??? ?? ????? ??? park?ur.?? ?????? ????????? ???? ?? ?????? (-) ??? c?mment m.

ilithia 14xrona ...
By: trnx48. on 18 Nov 08, 13:36:23
ilithia 14xrona erxeste ke kanete ke koment les ke kserete apo parkour anapira.vgale re malaka esi video na doume ti kaneis ke meta mila paliogay min ertho ke sou spaso ti mouri kariole

mpa pou n a sou ...
By: trnx48. on 18 Nov 08, 13:35:20
mpa pou n a sou gamithei i mana.axaxax sto eksoteriko kanoun 10 apo 6-7 xronia ke pano.otan kanoume ke meis tosa tote ela ke pes mou.esi pou de mporeis oute na trekseis re anapire ti milas gamo to spiti sou.pozeria ola milate kiolas,anapira malakismena

????? ????????? ...
By: mimikpipin. on 18 Nov 08, 12:49:44
????? ????????? ????? ?? ???????? ??????? ?????.??? ??? ?????? ????? ?? ??????.?????? ?? ??? ??????? park?ur gt me ???? ??? ?????? ??? ???? ???????.???? ??? ??? ?? ???? ??? ??? ?????? ????? park?ur ???? ??? ?????????.???? ???? ???? gt ?????? ?? ??? ??? park?ur.

to lol pigenai ston ...
By: kostasmouratidis. on 17 Nov 08, 21:23:03
to lol pigenai ston mimikpipin

lol
By: kostasmouratidis. on 17 Nov 08, 21:22:40
lol

ti les mor malaka? ...
By: trnx48. on 16 Nov 08, 20:52:18
ti les mor malaka?xaax pios de kserei kong?ti kopanos pou se re pousti mou.des kana alo mas video.epidei sto ena de kaname kong esi to deses skini kordoni.vgale esi prota video na doume ti kaneis ke meta mila malakismeno pitsiriki gamo to xristo sou

1:15 apsogo
By: hasapario. on 16 Nov 08, 20:13:34
1:15 apsogo

omg!!!
By: geopk43. on 15 Nov 08, 21:51:52
omg!!!

?????? ??? ?????? ...
By: mimikpipin. on 15 Nov 08, 09:01:32
?????? ??? ?????? ??? ????? ????? ??? ??????? ???? ??????.???? king k?ng ??? ?????? ?? ???????.????? 14 ?????? ??? ??????? ??? ??? ?????? ? ????? ??? ??? ???.

re ton tzavela kai ...
By: bemyguest15. on 13 Nov 08, 20:47:42
re ton tzavela kai ton giango p eftasan... bravo wraioi ;)

mpravo wraio video ...
By: jolebinio. on 10 Nov 08, 19:17:44
mpravo wraio video wraia mousiki gamato...

a thes ke meros ...
By: trnx48. on 03 Nov 08, 15:44:31
a thes ke meros thes ke kato apo to spiti sou?Xa e de ginonte ayta re file.emeis giati trexoume apo edo ke aop ekei diladi.ti na sou po.kolonaki pigene me metro

re palikaria!!! ...
By: guitar3421. on 03 Nov 08, 15:35:02
re palikaria!!! peite kanena oreo meros stin athina konta sta patisia an mporeite kai kserete!! EXO FAEI TON KOSMO GIA ENA KALO MEROS!!!

NSA Training Program
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The fantastic NSA Training Program. Powered by Ubisoft.

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cool animated ...
By: xato909. on 05 Nov 08, 22:00:38
cool animated program !!!

The omega punch ...
By: AdventCloudStrife. on 02 Nov 08, 23:51:17
The omega punch strike LOL

lolBALLS
By: FilmPA. on 19 Oct 08, 06:35:52
lolBALLS

... Like John! xD
By: FlashingGogeta. on 18 Oct 08, 12:01:17
... Like John! xD

if u read this u ...
By: hewaboy. on 07 Oct 08, 15:33:02
if u read this u will waste more of ure time lol

Did that AK just ...
By: Bonkbonk100. on 02 Oct 08, 14:47:57
Did that AK just pop out of Johns arse at the end?

GREAT JOB JOHN! ...
By: nubishrubish. on 27 Sep 08, 01:08:47
GREAT JOB JOHN! lol :D

Then you're looking ...
By: darkdill. on 12 Sep 08, 02:07:46
Then you're looking in the wrong place, buddy.

really funny! =)
By: chi4493. on 08 Sep 08, 13:26:59
really funny! =)

waste of my time... ...
By: erboz. on 07 Sep 08, 21:08:56
waste of my time....im after the real NSA info

I wish.
By: MetallicaSk8boi. on 06 Sep 08, 07:19:28
I wish.

(That's the Russian ...
By: protocall1957. on 27 Aug 08, 00:27:12
(That's the Russian Marine Corp ofcourse...lol)

Jon's just a ...
By: protocall1957. on 27 Aug 08, 00:19:30
Jon's just a corporal in the Marine Corp. He's just lying there waiting for his girlfriend who is a playboy bunny to come flash Sam. The he's going to get up and wak him over the back of the head with a soap bar in a sock. He has better sense than to address a 7th degree black belt from the front...lol..

There are diffrent ...
By: Ninearm. on 26 Aug 08, 08:29:43
There are diffrent departments, They also have field agents.

Hi John!
By: Zidrien. on 21 Aug 08, 06:02:25
Hi John!

Lol, "The Omega ...
By: Ghost101. on 17 Aug 08, 08:29:29
Lol, "The Omega Punch Stike"

Too bad the real ...
By: MetallicaSk8boi. on 16 Aug 08, 05:54:42
Too bad the real NSA is just a bunch of nerds sitting down in front of super computers trying to decode......codes.

No terrorists were ...
By: trojanmike2008. on 15 Aug 08, 10:36:13
No terrorists were injured. My ass. If I were john I would quit my job. lol Great vid.

Great job! Really ...
By: fiskebollen. on 05 Aug 08, 21:36:01
Great job! Really enjoyed that

LOL_XD_ROFL THATS A ...
By: dennis503m. on 02 Aug 08, 11:32:58
LOL_XD_ROFL THATS A FUNNY VIEDEO

SAM is not happy ...
By: protocall1957. on 03 Jul 08, 03:49:14
SAM is not happy with Jon. He's playing possum again. He isn't animated except in a combat situation and SAM knows it. SAM will stay with Jon his entire life. When he wakes up SAM will come back and pick up where he left off. Every body love the last samurai, becuase they know he invented the brass gattling gun on purpose. reconninc

I wish to play this ...
By: tolkki32. on 23 Jun 08, 11:41:11
I wish to play this game, but somehow it's just shutdown my PC :(

I love this video!! ...
By: shari741. on 16 Jun 08, 17:00:36
I love this video!! You left out the part where everybody gets fall down drunk and stoned!

too long
By: TheJacolyte. on 15 Jun 08, 03:49:14
too long

this is genious! ...
By: aswigert2. on 12 Jun 08, 21:02:50
this is genious! splinter cell chaos theory is the best game ever. congrats to whoever made this. favorite.

[Great Movie Scenes] Good Will Hunting - NSA
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The question isn't why the NSA should hire Will Hunting (Matt Damon). The questions isn't why Will Hunting should work the NSA. The questions here is, given how he is a genius, why shouldn't he be working with them? Let's find out. Another memorable scene from a great movie.

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It's more about the ...
By: AlienScientist. on 21 Nov 08, 03:36:06
It's more about the value of the dollar than the price of gas betatalk357... Do you know how the Federal Reserve creates money through the fractional reserve system?

damn this movie... ...
By: FoggyFishburne. on 12 Nov 08, 22:23:58
damn this movie... god damn. one of my favorites:) great scene, great pic

this is true
By: BKstunna519. on 12 Nov 08, 21:56:00
this is true

So, NEXT summer, ...
By: betatalk357. on 09 Nov 08, 07:50:37
So, NEXT summer, I'd expect gas to be at $4.00 or $5.00 a gallon- especially since automakers are making 40 MPG cars which forces you buy one because even a 10 year old 4 banger car only gets 20 MPG. And it'll easily break because its not well made and is full of computers.

Remember the movie ...
By: betatalk357. on 09 Nov 08, 07:50:06
Remember the movie was made, 1998 maybe? I think gas prices then were $1.40 to $1.90 a gallon. $2.50 is near double the price, but is still good considering $4.00 a gallon. FYI, word on the grapevine is OPEC was disappointed they couldn't rob more cash from people this summer because of the financial meltdown.

build our own cars ...
By: betatalk357. on 09 Nov 08, 07:38:06
build our own cars and sell back to us at a high price which empties wallets at the pump and the garage. Again, all to make money because saving and conserving while building dependable vehicles makes all the big wigs lose fortunes, something they aren't going to let happen.

The only reason why ...
By: betatalk357. on 09 Nov 08, 07:33:41
The only reason why we complain, i guess, is because the Big 3 American automakers pump out these useless, heavy trucks that produce no power and get terrible gas mileage. And if that wasn't bad enough, they (Gov, Oil Companies, and Auto Makers) DELIBERATELY stagnate CAFE standards, EPA laws, and engine efficiency since they're in bed with Oil to make money. The only reason why we'll never get as good fuel efficient engines as the early 80s is because they shipped american jobs overseas to

Ben's a bad actor ...
By: JimmySteller. on 09 Nov 08, 06:07:37
Ben's a bad actor though you can't deny "Gone Baby Gone" was brilliant. He should direct instead of act.

Every time he looks ...
By: Jadenwolf. on 03 Nov 08, 00:33:43
Every time he looks over to the right, watch his eyes... he's reading partial cue cards.

I love this movie!
By: jpiccion. on 27 Oct 08, 16:50:15
I love this movie!

Wow. You're sort of ...
By: saneinsane. on 26 Oct 08, 04:07:45
Wow. You're sort of dumb LOL.

uh, i do not vote ...
By: ibelieve41. on 26 Oct 08, 00:53:30
uh, i do not vote for them because i am not a member of the academy. And I doubt you are either based on your severe lack of intellect. You're right, I am most definitely outmatched as far as lame comments and stupid opinions go. You don't even have a legit argument. Get a fucking clue already.

Of course they do. ...
By: Digitalbumpin. on 25 Oct 08, 20:27:50
Of course they do. Stupid fucks like you are voting for them. Stop while you are ahead twit. You are outmatched here.

If Matt Damon can ...
By: Geronimo325th. on 25 Oct 08, 07:38:30
If Matt Damon can carry not only his career but that retard Affleck as still make a success, he is an actor actually has talent.

Uh, run of the mill ...
By: ibelieve41. on 25 Oct 08, 00:34:11
Uh, run of the mill actors don't get nominated for oscars. Do you get THAT?

No he isn't. Do ...
By: Digitalbumpin. on 24 Oct 08, 19:29:10
No he isn't. Do you get that?

yup....genius actor
By: acikboyz. on 24 Oct 08, 03:30:09
yup....genius actor

he's a genius actor ...
By: ibelieve41. on 22 Oct 08, 23:07:00
he's a genius actor. do you get that??

dang...sucks to be ...
By: rockruffnstuff. on 22 Oct 08, 15:26:04
dang...sucks to be you LOL :-P But from my minor study of europe (and it's been a while) I've remember there being a better public transportation system than here in america. at least you have that advantage.

$2.50 a gallon! ...
By: mervicus. on 22 Oct 08, 11:57:55
$2.50 a gallon! dont know why you yankees whine so much over here in england we're paying £1.20 a litre. thats about $12 a gallon

ROFL I thought the ...
By: ToastyToasterToast. on 22 Oct 08, 02:22:56
ROFL I thought the exact same thing

He is an ACTOR for ...
By: Digitalbumpin. on 21 Oct 08, 22:26:54
He is an ACTOR for god's sake. He isn't REALLY A GENIUS. Do you get that?

wow man, deep ...
By: bpo87. on 18 Oct 08, 08:39:09
wow man, deep thoughts ! But just because you effectively use the word parallel doesn't make you intelligent (as shown).

One of the best ...
By: jkbrothers11. on 16 Oct 08, 14:22:07
One of the best monologues EVER!

$2.50/gallon....... ...
By: rockruffnstuff. on 15 Oct 08, 06:40:55
$2.50/gallon......... Nowadays that would be lovely.

$\"Hello NSA\" by Roy Zimmerman$

"Hello NSA" by Roy Zimmerman
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http://royzimmerman. com/
"Hello NSA" is on Roy's "Faulty Intelligence" CD, available at http://royzimmerman. com/ and on iTunes.

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Hey what a song! ...
By: helpsYouUp. on 18 Nov 08, 01:55:37
Hey what a song! How about these lyrics: I go to the gas station-to pump some gas I stick it in the exhaust pipe-like you do your a**-People begin to wonder-how can I be so dumb-but this analogy I am showing-is just good old fasion fun-Who cares if it is unhealthy-because I have my rights-to display my stupidity-and senseless logic to new heights-This song that I wrote-is done in a certian way-to remind your time is comming which is your judgement day.

Yes, Benny Franklin ...
By: noliketoregister. on 20 Oct 08, 04:50:18
Yes, Benny Franklin indeed. Among while inventing many things, such as the lightning rod, he coined many phrases, penny saved and all, but the trade off between freedom and security is a truism that transcended, yet was summarized, by him. -

Ben Franklin?
By: pizzaguy07. on 20 Oct 08, 04:17:07
Ben Franklin?

I freakin' love you ...
By: nickotten78. on 19 Oct 08, 00:27:58
I freakin' love you RZ!!!

I love this song !! ...
By: pranicmegan. on 16 Oct 08, 10:54:07
I love this song !! I canna hep but laf. Wot? You don't like my good Englund?

Bonavex, you ARE ...
By: noliketoregister. on 16 Oct 08, 02:21:05
Bonavex, you ARE free to go kill people, virtually nothing can stop you. But there are those dratted consequences of course. But if you allow the police to enter your house without a warrant and search it for what they can find, then you don't deserve the security of protection from an illegal search. Don't complain about what you permit.

"He who sacrifices ...
By: noliketoregister. on 16 Oct 08, 02:21:02
"He who sacrifices freedom for security deserves neither."

I'm fighting ...
By: Richterscale. on 16 Aug 08, 06:51:47
I'm fighting freedom over here...... So I don't have to fight it...... over there...

lol you got it
By: Spankey024. on 12 Jul 08, 23:55:25
lol you got it

"Hypocrites believe ...
By: Musiquill. on 12 Jul 08, 02:46:26
"Hypocrites believe in something..."

I'm not a hypocrite ...
By: Spankey024. on 07 Jul 08, 05:44:57
I'm not a hypocrite, I'm a cynic. There's a difference.

That's funny, ...
By: cathythewizzard. on 07 Jul 08, 03:10:07
That's funny, defender of the English language who uses the wrong your, it's "you're weird", you hypocrite.

huh... your weird
By: Spankey024. on 01 Jul 08, 04:36:05
huh... your weird

Well, way to ...
By: thescowlingschnauzer. on 01 Jul 08, 01:54:58
Well, way to contribute to the conversation, buddy. You get a gold star for defending the modern English language in the post-modern era. Keep hatin'. I'm sure it'll make you tons of friends (b^.-)

I recognize sarcasm ...
By: Spankey024. on 29 Jun 08, 00:13:53
I recognize sarcasm. But I also recognize poorly thought out, crappy jokes... like yours. So if you can't spell by now, you should stop commenting on videos..... you suck.

If you haven't ...
By: thescowlingschnauzer. on 28 Jun 08, 00:19:01
If you haven't learned to speak the language of sarcasm by now, you should stop watching Roy Zimmerman videos.

that wasn't english ...
By: Spankey024. on 26 Jun 08, 06:39:19
that wasn't english.....

Dude, you had ...
By: thescowlingschnauzer. on 21 Jun 08, 22:25:17
Dude, you had everything right until you called his comment illogical. The guy took Ben Franklin's use of the word "freedom" out of context. That's an exegetical error, not a logical error. If we are restricted from murder, we give up the freedom to murder for order. A freedom is sacrificed for order. That's air tight logical reduction, it's just not the kind of freedom Ben Franklin was talking about.

Dude, you had ...
By: thescowlingschnauzer. on 21 Jun 08, 22:22:13
Dude, you had everything right until you called his comment illogical. The guy took Ben Franklin's use of the word "freedom" out of context. That's an exegetical error, not a logical error. If we are restricted from murder, we give up the freedom to murder for order. A freedom is sacrificed If we are restricted from murder, we are not free to do it; therefore, we sacrifice a freedom for order. There is nothing illogical in that statement.

Bonavex concluded ...
By: BennyQuixote. on 19 Jun 08, 18:46:39
Bonavex concluded that having laws against murder is anti-freedom. If you call that logical, then good luck being taken seriously.

Irregardless, tha ...
By: thescowlingschnauzer. on 19 Jun 08, 12:54:40
Irregardless, tha 781228XX is rite, these song is teh gooder and your a whole 'nother language natsi.

No, bonavex' ...
By: thescowlingschnauzer. on 19 Jun 08, 12:48:37
No, bonavex' conclusion is logical. However it lacks historical insight and fails to substantiate itself in that bonavex does not provide evidence for wire-tapping's legality. If bonavex had, you could easily dismiss him/her based on precedents in the right against unlawful search and seizure or the right against self-incrimination, both of which corroborate your view of Ben Franklin's liberty. If you're gonna pwn a noob, don't leave loopholes. Trolls will pwn you ;P

Ben Franklin wasn't ...
By: BennyQuixote. on 16 Jun 08, 00:03:27
Ben Franklin wasn't wrong at all. You're confusing liberty for freedom. Liberty is freedom fro despotic rule. Having the "freedom" to kill someone without getting arrested is not liberty at all. The presence of the police force is to preserve rights insofar as they do not inhibit the rights of others. That is the liberty Franklin was discussing. Your comment is a logical failure and a disgrace to the Constitution.

epic fail.
By: 5Pectral. on 14 Jun 08, 23:42:37
epic fail.

lol! XD
By: themightyhun22. on 11 Apr 08, 23:55:10
lol! XD

I am yours, NSA
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Springs Community Church NSA

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NSA - Whistleblower
Posted by: giftmitch

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This guy went public when the NSA set up camp and installed a room full of mega computers at the phone company headquarters where they (NSA) wire tap 'everyones' phone calls. Everybody!

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Fun With The NSA
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A new fun game for everyone! Mad-libs can now be NSA keyword Mad libs! Try it and see! Fun with any electronic traffic.

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did Boston Dynamics ...
By: JohnLenardWalson. on 05 Aug 08, 07:28:33
did Boston Dynamics defence advanced research make these space craft i film have a look on my your tube please and if you know anyone in the NSA please ask what these are i film with my scope i made can the NSA look for films not just words? if there computer can find sound and words can it see on the net at films to see what my space craft i film are? if the nsa do not know what these space craft are, who dose?

haha just be ...
By: WeaponsFromHome. on 05 Aug 08, 02:06:35
haha just be careful what you do say over AIM and such i have relative that work for the NSA and yea they can track little keywords... just mention something called, which i will not fully spell, e*****n. Its a program they use to track e-mails and such, in a good way, to stop terrorism and such. i cant wait, in 3 more years, I my self will be working for (N)o (S)uch (A)gency

hahaha this one ! ...
By: Santoslhelpa. on 15 Jun 08, 18:35:07
hahaha this one ! is an insider. DEFINTIELY ok he pisses on the nsa causes them alot of trouble because of.. . . . . .. . H U R T FEELINGS! too bad im untrained

Now if only they ...
By: mikeandmitch. on 27 Apr 08, 04:08:51
Now if only they would watch those Israeli art students... or maybe keep an eye on a zoomcopter kiosk.

haha good one. now ...
By: r32adt3db. on 27 Apr 08, 03:43:47
haha good one. now their watching you and not watching real criminals. great....shit, now they are probably watching me....I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE. I did it! I was the one that took the plastic yellow submarine from pre-school! All so i could play with it in the tub. I did it! ME ...hahahahahahahaha

Fluffypants7 then ...
By: jshann. on 27 Apr 08, 00:42:44
Fluffypants7 then you should resign. Your bosses are evil scum plotting the overthrow of America.

The NSA is the ...
By: fluffypants7. on 26 Apr 08, 14:34:36
The NSA is the national security agency I am a security supervisor for them. The NSA headquaters in in New Mexico

NSA still @ war ...
By: Stuetzstrumpfoma. on 26 Apr 08, 06:56:14
NSA still @ war with germany? "Fernspah" sounds much like german "Fernspäh", which is a branch of the Army. They do Close Air Support and Reconnaisence...

This INFOSEC ...
By: paladinrpg. on 26 Apr 08, 06:54:14
This INFOSEC whitenoise on Hitwords off the Clandestine DATTA STARLAN was so NACSI that I had to NADDIS my DONCAF down at PARKHILL and Ceridian! All you BRIGAND Mafia must Hollyhock this MKULTRA Bluebird for yourself to Flame the COSMOS with UXO Keyhole. Make sure to TEXTA it to a muezzin Sundevil, too.

This INFOSEC ...
By: paladinrpg. on 26 Apr 08, 06:41:50
This INFOSEC whitenoise on Hitwords I off the DATTA Clandestine STARLAN was so NACSI that I had to NADDIS my DONCAF down at PARKHILL and Ceridian! All you BRIGAND Mafia must Hollyhock this MKULTRA Bluebird for yourself to Flame the COSMOS with UXO Keyhole. Make sure to TEXTA it to a muezzin Sundevil, too.

Pay no attention to ...
By: onefodderunit. on 26 Apr 08, 05:15:14
Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain.

there is No ...
By: LibbyBuck. on 25 Apr 08, 20:53:07
there is No Such Agency.

Let's all have some ...
By: CplCadaver. on 25 Apr 08, 18:51:53
Let's all have some fun!

Do you know what ...
By: stertim. on 25 Apr 08, 18:48:38
Do you know what happened? My Halcon lander got stuck in my suclo tlam and I'll be a zark if I can get it out! I'll ask Bubba if he can fard the eodc, but Masuda says that the rednoise mydar is nothing but a mindwar nailbomb. Who woulda thunk, huh? I don't wanna become and enemy of the state or end up at 9705 Samford Road, so I guess I will MKSEARCH the Goldman ionoshphere...wish me Steak Knife!

Do you know what ...
By: stertim. on 25 Apr 08, 18:43:12
Do you know what happened? My Halcon lander got stuck in my suclo tlam and I'll be a zark if I can get it out! I'll ask Bubba if he can fard the eodc, but Masuda says that the rednoise mydar is nothing but a mindwar nailbomb. Who woulda thunk, huh? I don't wanna become and enemy of the state or end up at 9705 Samford Road, so I guess I will MKSEARCH the Goldman ionoshphere...wish me Steak Knife!

$Don\$

Don't Work For The NSA
Posted by: Jimanjee21

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In this scene from "Good Will Hunting", Will describes why he wouldn't work for the NSA.

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You're good at one ...
By: openuniverse2003. on 19 Nov 08, 01:55:20
You're good at one thing, at least: giving me a rimjob with your tongue. I assume you practice a lot, no?

Hah it's little ...
By: GKF042. on 19 Nov 08, 01:42:09
Hah it's little Steven Carrington again.

Yet here you are. ...
By: openuniverse2003. on 19 Nov 08, 00:16:05
Yet here you are. Says a lot about you, hmmm? LOL!

anyway everyone ...
By: GKF042. on 18 Nov 08, 23:25:16
anyway everyone comenting your profile agrees your a dick blowing faggot,deal.

Go suck daddy you ...
By: GKF042. on 18 Nov 08, 23:24:08
Go suck daddy you little bitch.

This latest post of ...
By: openuniverse2003. on 18 Nov 08, 22:46:03
This latest post of you shows everyone your true nature. In the Game of Life, I am your Master. Deal.

No but i bet you're ...
By: GKF042. on 18 Nov 08, 22:42:18
No but i bet you're deffinetly a piece of shit,you fucking racist pig,i bet your daddy made you blow him when you were little,you are the worst kind of creature walking on this planet fuck you and that whore mother that raised you.

Your spelling is ...
By: openuniverse2003. on 18 Nov 08, 20:37:45
Your spelling is atrocious! Are you a nigger?

Agreed so sad i ...
By: GKF042. on 18 Nov 08, 20:06:16
Agreed so sad i don't understand,cockynes and ingnorance,heh i wonder how many language's do you speak or how much of the world history do you know?All the best to you all though you won't need it any way you're AMERICAN after all.Peace.

You sounds like a ...
By: openuniverse2003. on 18 Nov 08, 14:57:29
You sounds like a typical Eurosavage who is just dying that America is so successful. Do you think your country could survive without America? It can't. Too bad you're too ignorant and uneducated to understand that. So sad.

bla bla bla you ...
By: GKF042. on 18 Nov 08, 14:26:38
bla bla bla you dumb peace of shit,first of all i am a highly educated individual(not the crap kind of education for retard's you get in the state's)so i do know what i'm saying now go grab a fuckin fast food,get a loan for a new x box,watch some reality tv and listen to fox news.

You're clearly an ...
By: openuniverse2003. on 18 Nov 08, 11:46:47
You're clearly an idiot. America's existence is what keeps the world from ripping itself apart, believe what you will, dummy. As for concepts like bankruptcy and bailouts, you obviously have never studied economics, you fool. FYI, America is going to be around for a very long time. (It's okay to cry! LOL!)

And vice versa ...
By: GKF042. on 18 Nov 08, 11:39:28
And vice versa hahaha,your the bankrupt one's now and no 700 billion bail out plan won't save you besides your tax will pay for it hahaha and even the NAU won't save your arse.Karma is a bitch,live with it.

America doesn't ...
By: openuniverse2003. on 18 Nov 08, 02:21:50
America doesn't give a shit what you think. Live with it.

I hope that not all ...
By: GKF042. on 17 Nov 08, 23:44:21
I hope that not all american's have your thought process,a brain is a terrible thing to waste...

You secure oil by ...
By: swhyte316. on 14 Nov 08, 21:25:10
You secure oil by trade and purchase. Not invasion and theft

Phenomenally naive ...
By: openuniverse2003. on 10 Nov 08, 01:06:47
Phenomenally naive point of view by the character. These rebels that "he never had no problem with" aren't the noble darlings that the Left wants us to believe, they are scumbags that are trying to get power and money. You really think America is the problem in the Turd World? Read Paul Collier's "The Bottom Billion". And for those of you who are miffed that America uses the military to insure our access to oil, try living like it's the Middle Ages, that's Life without oil.

As far as I can ...
By: braveTOMINATOR. on 09 Nov 08, 07:47:34
As far as I can tell, no. The NSA is mainly concerned with computer networking, encrypting, and hacking. The CIA is responsible for clandestine paramilitary operations. You can become a CIA Paramilitary agent if you are British, but you have to go through the process of becoming an American citizen first.

Yeah, you really ...
By: braveTOMINATOR. on 09 Nov 08, 07:44:52
Yeah, you really sound like the kind of cold, calculating, merciless computer hacker intellectual that the NSA employs.

The NSA is evil and ...
By: Baiaforever. on 07 Nov 08, 02:05:11
The NSA is evil and very racist. Trust me I used to work there. Those people are fucking Neo Nazis. They are full of hate. And they spy on ordinary Americans for no reason.

Matt Damon, what a ...
By: BrahSumatra. on 01 Nov 08, 16:03:45
Matt Damon, what a fucking Barney!

simplistic much? ...
By: thatdrattedcat. on 13 Oct 08, 04:03:40
simplistic much? Though I can see some of what he's saying about not working for the NSA.

i might seem dumb ...
By: borobrad07. on 10 Oct 08, 17:53:40
i might seem dumb but is the NSA anything like the splinter cell games and can you be in the nsa if you're british????? plz answer

Ill take my fish ...
By: gardnerbm. on 10 Oct 08, 15:34:42
Ill take my fish meal with a little quakerstate on the side! lol

Absolutely great! ...
By: StarShaper123. on 23 Sep 08, 15:13:50
Absolutely great! This movie is from 1997 and the words are still true. One of the best scenes of a damn good movie.

Cashing In on the NSA Database Debacle
Posted by: terryturner

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Money's to be made off the NSA's phone call database.

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$Monologo NSA \"Indomable Will Hunting (1997)\"$

Monologo NSA "Indomable Will Hunting (1997)"
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Monologo sobre la NSA y la politica internacional norteamericana en la pelicula de 1997 " "Indomable Will Hunting" (doblaje castellano)

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Robert Fripp speaks April, 2008 NSA Performance Lab 3-4
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Robert Fripp speaks April, 2008 NSA Performance Lab 3-4
www.robertfrippsp eaks.com

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Nsa and friends Parkour & freerunning
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Nsa and friends video

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pedes poli kalo ...
By: nightgeal. on 22 Sep 08, 19:05:26
pedes poli kalo mporite na mu pite ta onomata ton tragudiwn????

???? ??? ...
By: sebio0007. on 16 Aug 08, 12:41:21
???? ??? ??????????? ??? ???

re iste sovaroi an ...
By: milkou. on 18 Jul 08, 10:24:09
re iste sovaroi an ixa egw tetia strwmata tha xa ginei chase armitage

very nice guys ..
By: CrazYuriqaN. on 17 Jul 08, 20:15:41
very nice guys ..

What does this have ...
By: jcade08. on 11 Jul 08, 10:45:35
What does this have to do with the nsa?

de diavazeis tin ...
By: trnx48. on 16 May 08, 14:01:42
de diavazeis tin epikefalida more malaka?mono parkour lei?free running de lei..esi mono toumpes vlepeis mesa?kopane...exei ke parkour.gamo to stayro sou ke tin oikogenia sou oli gamo

re gys poso kairo ...
By: pmakosyo. on 11 May 08, 09:11:22
re gys poso kairo kanete enorganh?

bomm
By: kidstraceur. on 20 Apr 08, 01:21:35
bomm

Pedia telio, mou ...
By: DaKosi. on 27 Mar 08, 18:30:55
Pedia telio, mou arese para poli 5* !!!! What is the name of the FIRST SONG?

think it is "The ...
By: Fogito2000. on 26 Jan 08, 20:45:27
think it is "The Kids aren't alright" apo The offspring in the "Americana" Alboum

WOW... very nice ...
By: Zvukamar. on 26 Jan 08, 17:54:06
WOW... very nice parkour and 3run what the name of the second song?

can i train whit ...
By: danixing. on 16 Jan 08, 18:42:24
can i train whit you guys ? i'm comeing in 20 feb in Athen, for live there , i'mf rom romania and i'm doing kickboxing iw as training a while in parkour so maybe we cna be friends and training togather i need to make some friends there i've sent you a comment before but it didn't show up so i tought to send again take care and have a nice day great job keep it so !

oti kalitero ida ...
By: sotirispavlou. on 06 Jan 08, 15:02:13
oti kalitero ida sto parkour greece!! keep the good job!!

sixaritiria ...
By: 8esalonikios. on 13 Nov 07, 16:26:02
sixaritiria kateyaste kai tin e8niki ellados gia na bgalete ena video

Kalo video,alla ...
By: HeadhunterOO7. on 12 Nov 07, 17:17:51
Kalo video,alla einai freerunning oxi parkour.

para polla flips ...
By: intencityteam. on 01 Nov 07, 18:25:01
para polla flips gia parkour alla kalh prospathia

WTF is this ...
By: pkryane6. on 18 Oct 07, 19:35:46
WTF is this entitled parkour for? Jesus christ take that tag down.

vnma pes mou ligo ...
By: VENTOUZA24. on 18 Sep 07, 19:03:06
vnma pes mou ligo to thl ths manas sou re giati me epsaxne xtes to vrady.Thelw na ths pw na mhn me enoxlei allo teleiwsame

h mana s exei ...
By: vnmas. on 16 Sep 07, 18:49:03
h mana s exei talento stis pipes.....

re seis den vlepw ...
By: VENTOUZA24. on 10 Sep 07, 23:38:25
re seis den vlepw entash edw,ti ginetai oute ena sxolio,ti ginete pou eiste oloi?what the fuck.Venoma eisai o neos nivo,to vlepw exeis talento

oxi file mou afto ...
By: VENTOUZA24. on 04 Sep 07, 20:25:55
oxi file mou afto einai to real thing,auto einai to parkour pou efere o daskalos TASSOS K OI NSA sthn Ellada des na mathaineis giati oi upoloipoi stis alles poleis den kseroume,mathainoume apo ta videakia tous,etsi akrivws wallflip me voeithia k 2 pirouetes sth sala enorganhs.a!kopse Tasso ta epikinduna tha traumatistei kaneis

den leo oti den ...
By: parkourGreece. on 03 Sep 07, 17:24:09
den leo oti den exei kai parkour afto to video alla polu ligo,to perisotero einai enorgani

kala kanete ...
By: parkourGreece. on 03 Sep 07, 17:22:51
kala kanete katapliktika pragmata aplos afto to video den einai parkour giati katalabaino oti einai eksaskish.sthn eksaskisi kaneis oti ksereis pou mporei na anaptuksei ta antanaklastika sou kai afto apo oti katalaba pou kanate htan perisotero enorgani

o ventouzas agaphte ...
By: VENTOUZA24. on 02 Sep 07, 10:17:56
o ventouzas agaphte sa ventouzarei k sas leei thn alitheia pou sas ponaei egw auto kserw k epeidh den exete ti na peite lete ta sunhthismena sas xaza epixeirhmata.Epishs agaphto kotopoulo oxi den tous kserw k den thelw na tous mathw opws eipa krinw apo auta pou vlepw k dialegw tis parees mou.Kalh sou mera

re aggele ti einai ...
By: koutopoylaki. on 01 Sep 07, 22:22:19
re aggele ti einai autos o ventouzas re???sas kserei k milaei etc??..kltera mn sas ma8ei....gt tote 8a sas proskinaei....filarako....k o tasos k aggelos k antonis ta spane gia auto oti k na peis.......ta pernei o aeras//ante tlm filara..

ACLU on NSA Surveillance
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Jeffrey Mittman from the ACLU speaks out about the
illegality of the NSA Surveillance on American citizens. Bush and Company have committed crimes and Arlen Specter, Senator from PA, is offering legislation to keep Bush and Co. out of jail for this breach of office.

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Twanks, a patriot ...
By: RyuDarragh. on 14 Jul 08, 19:12:37
Twanks, a patriot said something to the effect "Those that would trade their freedom for security have neither."

I'm not afraid of ...
By: DurbanCure. on 15 Jun 08, 09:44:50
I'm not afraid of terrorism, I'm more likely to die in my car than in an attack by a million fold... And I love my car. I'm more afraid of big government with all the power than little Saudi punks with razor blades.

just hide in your ...
By: tripeboi. on 13 Feb 08, 16:32:21
just hide in your house and play your xbox.

he has more balls ...
By: bigajosep. on 14 Jan 08, 05:04:26
he has more balls than u to stand up for himself and the american people.

i hope ur the first ...
By: bigajosep. on 14 Jan 08, 05:03:02
i hope ur the first the secret police come to put in jail without a trial. fuk the nsa. we didnt have the revolutionary war for the fun of it. we did it for our LIBERTIES.

I haven't seen that ...
By: bobbybobby47. on 12 Dec 07, 22:23:46
I haven't seen that big of a fag in a very long time.

So are we going to ...
By: Twanks713. on 31 May 07, 04:59:15
So are we going to let another attack on the US happen because a group of people care if its unlawful?

Thanks.... music on ...
By: msnoodlebrain. on 04 Feb 07, 18:23:54
Thanks.... music on the brain here. I fixed!

Umm.... in the ...
By: Fanman904. on 04 Feb 07, 17:09:08
Umm.... in the description it says "Phil Spector". I'm from Pennsylvania and I'm pretty sure it's Arlen Spector. But otherwise I like this video.

listen to the lisp ...
By: letranger1111. on 17 Jan 07, 03:50:25
listen to the lisp on this faggot!

Also, down with the ...
By: Carnate1. on 02 Dec 06, 05:41:02
Also, down with the Constitution. It's just a god damned piece of paper!

I agree with you, ...
By: Carnate1. on 02 Dec 06, 05:39:15
I agree with you, down with the ACLU! EVERYONE should be viewed as a terrorist, so we can find them faster!

continued) You have ...
By: jneomarvin. on 31 Oct 06, 05:28:55
continued) You have been suckered by talk radio and Fox news to be afraid of your own shadow and give up everything that makes America what it is. You're the one appeasing terrorists, not us. I have no sympathy for cowards like you.

How am I a ...
By: jneomarvin. on 31 Oct 06, 05:26:22
How am I a victim? My constitutional rights have not been violated and neither has yours, unless you are an Al Qaeda sympathizer. We didn't take these extreme measures during World War II when the real Hitler was threatening the world. Are you so stupid as to believe that some band of criminals hiding in a cave has more power than the German war machine circa 1941? World domination my lily white ass.

They are sick and ...
By: msnoodlebrain. on 31 Oct 06, 05:23:37
They are sick and crazy and criminal and as long as you "believe" what they say, you are fodder for their war, crime and disease industries.

These are the ...
By: msnoodlebrain. on 31 Oct 06, 05:22:45
These are the people who are rooted in Neo Nazi conservatism, and they own most of the money because their industries are what are causing all of the problems that we die for or try to fix. Don't be fooled by their rhetoric. It is easy to be fooled but they are really psychotic and they don't care if any of us die. In fact they are planning on both civil war and terrorism to come here.. they are setting up for it.

Be careful what you ...
By: msnoodlebrain. on 31 Oct 06, 05:21:47
Be careful what you "believe" and try to find out what is true. Take a look at the "Noodling About 2005" movie her on this site to learn more about the possibility of our government being more self interested in making money than for carrying out the laws and principles of a real democracy.

How am I a victim? ...
By: AlbaGoBragh. on 31 Oct 06, 04:49:58
How am I a victim? My constitutional rights have not been violated and neither has yours, unless you are an Al Qaeda sympathizer. I am not duped? Haven't you heard the terrorist's threats? They want world domination. I heard these words coming right out of their own mouths on Fox and CNN. This war is not Vietnam; this is World War II all over again the AQCLU wants to protect Hitler's rights to plot against us.

You are a victim, ...
By: msnoodlebrain. on 30 Oct 06, 16:49:34
You are a victim, like many in the country, of the duping of America. It is your responsibility to support our constitution and hold our government accountable for respecting and upholding our Bill of Rights. If you do not, then you have nothing to complain about.

Al Qaeda wants to ...
By: AlbaGoBragh. on 30 Oct 06, 04:43:20
Al Qaeda wants to kill all of us. They already killed almost 3000 of us on 9/11. We know that Al Qaeda has sleeper cells in our country right now. When the government intercepts phone calls to known Al Qaeda groups outside of our country who gets upset??? The ACLU. How dare we interfere with terrorist plotting? The ACLU should be called AQCLU. Al Qaeda Civil Liberties Union. Didn't they used to call that treason?

Bush/NSA spying on US Citizens: illegal
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Law experts say Bush/NSA spying on US Citizens is illegal. (c)MSNBC 05/12//2006

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Obama supports this ...
By: nesnman. on 10 Jul 08, 17:22:11
Obama supports this so it's now going away

lol. this is not ...
By: desirprovocateur. on 31 May 08, 12:27:13
lol. this is not new. every government does this.

Talentlessness, ...
By: ponhand. on 13 Apr 08, 15:38:58
Talentlessness, can't do it on their own, so they go and play spyboy and get payed by the government to feel their own self importance, which is equal to zero.

GO SPY ON OSAMA BIN ...
By: henyaro. on 05 Nov 07, 09:47:15
GO SPY ON OSAMA BIN DOING YOUR MOM NSA

Fuck the NSA
By: henyaro. on 05 Nov 07, 09:44:53
Fuck the NSA

FUCK NSA!
By: ufogovernment. on 30 Sep 07, 22:30:19
FUCK NSA!

This is funny. ...
By: bigpyoopypants. on 18 Sep 07, 15:58:35
This is funny. People just don't understand that the NSA doesn't have to abide by any laws. They do what the fuck they want, and they can legaly do so. I saw the document that stated this. I'll try and find it again.

dont you remember ...
By: GoldenZamboni. on 17 Aug 07, 21:03:42
dont you remember mcarthyism...no ......well look it up.....thats why i dont want the government spying on me..you think you can give the government power and it wont be abused. Supporting a program like this is very unamerican but you demagogs would probably just call me unpatriotic.

i wish a Nsa spy, ...
By: Fbincisfootball. on 10 Aug 07, 19:31:07
i wish a Nsa spy, spied on me but the spy has to be female and buff and i will allow her to see me in the shower

damn this is cool!! ...
By: sam00111. on 17 Jul 07, 22:03:35
damn this is cool!!! im going to work for the nsa one day

What the hell do ...
By: Twanks713. on 25 May 07, 19:21:11
What the hell do any of you say over the phone the govt. gives a damn about?

Hey folks, Check ...
By: freightmaster1. on 23 May 07, 19:46:45
Hey folks, Check out the (new confederacy) website. Sign the petition.

Support S. 687 [ ...
By: b9keith. on 29 Mar 07, 15:54:23
Support S. 687 [109th]: Software Principles Yielding Better Levels of Consumer Knowledge Act A bill to regulate the unauthorized installation of computer software, to require clear disclosure to computer users of certain computer software features that may pose a threat to user privacy, and for other purposes. Call your senator NOW!!!

WAKE UP AMERICA!! ...
By: Veggie978. on 19 Jan 07, 19:04:33
WAKE UP AMERICA!! IT'S TIME!

He was talkking ...
By: angrydad25. on 19 Jan 07, 04:18:27
He was talkking about what is happening in Gitmo.

Bush said on ...
By: ilmlin. on 02 Nov 06, 06:02:25
Bush said on National TV "I am the Decider & I will do what I feel is best for the people of this country". He has stated several other times that if Congress or UN won't give him the authority then he will do what he wants regardless. Dictatorship, Governmental Tyranny and blatant disregard for the Laws of the land is TREASON!! Arrest bush now! I am amazed he and his staff are not in court allready! How many times does he need to spit on our rights and our Constitution before we do something?

President Bush is ...
By: PrankerDemon. on 26 Sep 06, 03:29:37
President Bush is his own justice system, judge jury & executioner?? That is CORRUPT! Who has more information on just this subject? Send it to me.

I'm going to Qwest
By: Allenmcp. on 31 Aug 06, 10:42:03
I'm going to Qwest

"Those willing to ...
By: dsa8. on 17 Aug 06, 01:07:31
"Those willing to sacrifice freedom for safety deserve and shall receive neither." - Benjamin Franklin

I was really moved ...
By: resurgent1. on 09 Aug 06, 19:35:07
I was really moved by what Turley had to say towards the end about how the intelligence community, the ones with clearances that allow them to process federal investigations, opt not to investigate their own crimes. Troubling times we live in...

yay TRUTH!!!
By: gnarkilleptic. on 23 May 06, 08:42:55
yay TRUTH!!!

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