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wtf intro.
By: Morax666666. on 19 Nov 08, 04:44:15
wtf intro.

THIS GUY IS SO ...
By: NicktheBarber31. on 13 Nov 08, 20:47:10
THIS GUY IS SO FUCKING FUNNY

oh fuck yeah NHL ...
By: NicktheBarber31. on 13 Nov 08, 20:46:10
oh fuck yeah NHL 2001!

the true jesus in ...
By: lollish93. on 11 Nov 08, 15:41:21
the true jesus in the beginning ;p

The music is by a ...
By: Malcontent70. on 30 Oct 08, 03:45:02
The music is by a band called "Collective Soul" and the song is called "Heavy". They were a group in the 1990's

lol does anyone ...
By: drummerskis. on 29 Oct 08, 20:47:29
lol does anyone know what the music at the very beginning was?

very funny ...
By: gundamazter1. on 19 Oct 08, 02:14:46
very funny especially the devil and angel part

"The little angel ...
By: Negion6. on 29 Sep 08, 10:50:50
"The little angel said Put it in her butt!" LOL

anyone who thinks ...
By: piliauski. on 16 Sep 08, 23:47:51
anyone who thinks this advocates rape is a tool,Tina.

Thanks: hella funny ...
By: girl123boy456. on 15 Sep 08, 18:04:07
Thanks: hella funny lol

Hey Tina!! You know ...
By: oceanangel1692. on 10 Sep 08, 23:21:51
Hey Tina!! You know he's a freaking comedian. you can never take a comedian seriously, for real! come on now! *the moral of that story is don't be a sloppy drunk!

Looking for some ...
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Looking for some online fun... dateherwow(dot)(com)

wow u think raping ...
By: TinaXt03. on 30 Aug 08, 18:44:47
wow u think raping a girl so cool

the last drunk ...
By: mico2020. on 08 Aug 08, 09:09:07
the last drunk woman looks so cute for some reason :/ .. or is this Mitch Fatel stuff rubbing on me!

best mitch fatel
By: Gurucha. on 30 Jul 08, 19:45:32
best mitch fatel

I luv this video ...
By: dshan16. on 26 Jul 08, 05:54:45
I luv this video it's hilarious!!!!

i want a link with ...
By: Flowxp. on 24 Jul 08, 20:19:25
i want a link with that picture pls, too 10x

and the angel is ...
By: SyreneTaylor33. on 24 Jul 08, 02:34:56
and the angel is like stick it in her but lol:]] that was funny

nipple slip at 0:38 ...
By: jdwainright102692. on 14 Jul 08, 18:26:10
nipple slip at 0:38!!!!!!! SEXY

k..thnx dude
By: mattevo9. on 14 Jul 08, 02:27:17
k..thnx dude

Just do a google ...
By: TurpisHaereticum. on 14 Jul 08, 02:01:35
Just do a google image search for "jesus evil dead" and you will find it.

hey dude can u send ...
By: mattevo9. on 14 Jul 08, 00:36:07
hey dude can u send me a copy of that picture or mssg me a link to find it or somthing(the jesus pic in the beginning)

One of the funniest ...
By: skankingavin. on 11 Jul 08, 16:11:39
One of the funniest comedy bits I've ever heard! Mitch is awesome!

This is the ...
By: prankpatrol89. on 07 Jul 08, 01:14:40
This is the bulletin he read: My name is Jaime Heras. I'm 14 years old. I'm a murderer. I have no face. When you look at me you'll die immediately.You have 900? seconds to repost this or I will visit you tonight. Repost this "12.''' dgxxxx copy and paste this to 10 videos or your mum will die within the next 4 hours.....

That's BS
By: AlsoSpokeZarathustra. on 02 Jul 08, 04:32:34
That's BS

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Pro Life is Anti-Woman - George Carlin
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This material belongs to HBO and is used here under fair use law. Thoughts on Abortion.....How did chickens get involved in this? Because they are decent people.

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you think i dont ...
By: JuDDstUdLy56. on 22 Nov 08, 16:23:26
you think i dont know what the left is all about? of course i know what pro life is about FOR LIFE!!! but im pro CHOICE and thats where the "Fuck you" comment comes form. so, once again FUCK YOU!!!

Do you have a ...
By: xxmonickkkkaxx. on 22 Nov 08, 16:16:43
Do you have a problem with positive eugenics?

The reasons women ...
By: Gr00vyMilk. on 22 Nov 08, 15:59:34
The reasons women give for having an abortion underscore their understanding of the responsibilities of parenthood and family life. Women cite concern for or responsibility to other individuals; say they cannot afford a child; or that having a baby would interfere with work, school or the ability to care for dependents. While half of them say they do not want to be a single parent or are having problems with their husband or partner. * Fact is that women today simply do not WANT kids. PERIOD.

"So desperate, poor ...
By: Gr00vyMilk. on 22 Nov 08, 15:54:20
"So desperate, poor parents who see nothing but horrors ahead for their child..." How poetic. Desperate, poor parents. You're breaking my heart. "22% of ALL pregnancies in the US (excluding miscarriages) end in abortion." So according to you 22% of ALL the women that get pregnant in the US are desperate and poor! The US must really be a very very fucked up country! I'm sorry I had no idea.

Sometimes I wonder ...
By: xxmonickkkkaxx. on 22 Nov 08, 15:38:16
Sometimes I wonder if Platos noble lie might be a good idea :\

"Fuck you, you ...
By: fruticetum. on 22 Nov 08, 15:06:45
"Fuck you, you piece of shit protector of human life". That's just dumbfounding, isn't it? This is what the Left is all about.

Um, DOW is an ...
By: fruticetum. on 22 Nov 08, 15:04:09
Um, DOW is an anticipatory market which represents corporate America. Obama has openly and repeatedly stated he would fuck corporations by windfall profit taxes and increasing their overall rate. Thd DOW sees someone who is hostile to business and is reacting now. Do you understand how markets work?

Last time I checked ...
By: Gr00vyMilk. on 22 Nov 08, 15:03:30
Last time I checked it was me writing these comments, so yes it would be according to MY "moral and ethical" beliefs. I take it that you express your neighbours opinion then??? Name ONE living thing that is NOT comprised from a "grouping of cells". Your arguement actually supports MY case. Retards! Whether you are wrong or right you seem to lack the intellect to support your arguements. I don't know why I waste my time 'talking' to retarded people on YT.

What have you done ...
By: Gr00vyMilk. on 22 Nov 08, 14:52:39
What have you done to change these "dog pound like environments" to NON-"dog pound like environments"? When exactly did I say a mother should put her baby into a basket and abandon it outside an orphanage? From the time a woman realizes she's pregnant to the time she gives birth, she has quite a few months to look for someone that might be willing to take the child. There is no excuse whatsoever. If the thought of getting pregnant is so terrifying stick to your vibrator.

kitten: A non-born ...
By: sueezee. on 22 Nov 08, 14:41:46
kitten: A non-born thing is not alive. It is a grouping of cells inside a carrier untill it is released. Damn, its nice to see someone who uses their head! Keep up the good work for women everywhere!

Gr00:I speak on the ...
By: sueezee. on 22 Nov 08, 14:39:39
Gr00:I speak on the moral/ethical aspect of abortion. WHOSE "moral and ethical" ideas? Yours? Tell us, what's so good about your morals that we all should all drop our moral code and follow YOUR lead?

gr00:give it up for ...
By: sueezee. on 22 Nov 08, 14:29:13
gr00:give it up for adoption Oh sure! We all LOVE putting kids in dog pound like environments where they are fed & clothed by government paid workers, & housed w/many like aninmals as they sit & WAIT for someone to, MAYBE, pick them to love. By the way, all their shots are updated. Its a shame you hate abortion more than you love the kids!!

xx:He has the ...
By: sueezee. on 22 Nov 08, 14:25:44
xx:He has the mindset of a pantheist And, not a bad mindset to have, don't you think?

He has the mindset ...
By: xxmonickkkkaxx. on 22 Nov 08, 13:58:13
He has the mindset of a pantheist.

All women that have ...
By: Gr00vyMilk. on 22 Nov 08, 13:50:50
All women that have sex KNOW there is always a chance of getting pregnant. Since that's a conscious choice they have to accept the consequences of their actions. The same goes for the father. If the couple doesn't want or can't afford to have the child they can always give it up for adoption. My belief is that one must always face the consequences of her/his actions and choices. I speak NOT on the religious/legislative aspect - I speak on the moral/ethical aspect of abortion.

??? ??? ?? ???????? ...
By: Gr00vyMilk. on 22 Nov 08, 13:32:47
??? ??? ?? ????????! ???? ?? ??? ??! ? ????? ?????? ?? ??????? ??? ????? ??????? ????? ?? ????????? ??? ????????. ?????? ??? ???? ????! ????? !!!

So newly married ...
By: kitteneater123456. on 22 Nov 08, 13:29:46
So newly married couples who dont want to have children at this point in their lives shouldnt have sex!!!??? Even the most conservative pastors will tell you that that is a ridiculous idea.

she has a very high ...
By: kitteneater123456. on 22 Nov 08, 13:27:47
she has a very high chance of reciving a backally abortion with no regulation AND if something goes wrong she fear to go to a doctor to correct the problem for fear of prosecution from the law.

HAHA I am in no ...
By: kitteneater123456. on 22 Nov 08, 13:24:09
HAHA I am in no postion to argue you and you come out and try to argue that argument ok let me point out the diffence. A non-born thing is not alive. It is a grouping of cells inside a carrier untill it is released. Now try to debate the point that even if it is Illegal it wont happen. That to me is the most important part. If by taking away a womans right to choos to end a pregnancy she, due to a change in the current law, will willingly put herself in massive amounts of danger so that

So desperate, poor ...
By: AnAlexander. on 22 Nov 08, 13:23:04
So desperate, poor parents who see nothing but horrors ahead for their child are the ones who need to grow up and build a better tomorrow. Idiot. Maybe when you step down from your high cloud and stop dreaming about your Utopian paradise and understand that not everyone has the time and luxury to dream about ideals you will mature a bit and shut up. There's a real world out there where real decisions have to be made; private decisions ignorant, self-righteous pricks like you have no say in.

Abortion and ...
By: Obscuredistopia. on 22 Nov 08, 13:19:53
Abortion and suicide are not considered crimes (well, the penal code considers suicide a crime, but who gets punished then? nobody). Only fundamental christians consider both suicide and abortion crimes. But then, who cares, the reasonable people stopped taking christians seriously a long time ago.

twra pou tou ...
By: Obscuredistopia. on 22 Nov 08, 13:16:39
twra pou tou egrapses sta ellhnika kai den katalave tou ekanes th mourh kreas! ntahs!!

YAY!! Someone who ...
By: kitteneater123456. on 22 Nov 08, 13:16:24
YAY!! Someone who understands!!!

Is your wife is ...
By: Gr00vyMilk. on 22 Nov 08, 13:01:07
Is your wife is fucking your neighbour? Commit suicide. Did you get your ass fired? Commit suicide. Can't pay the loan? Commit suicide. Got pregnant? Destroy the little fucker and move on to fucking the next guy. No need to prolong or protect any life if it is meant to be miserable! Right??? Simple stuff for simple minded people. No need for anyone to live in misery. Life was meant to be a vacation in Honolulu. Bottom line: If you don't want to get pregnant - don't have sex.

The only thing your ...
By: Gr00vyMilk. on 22 Nov 08, 12:46:09
The only thing your rhetoric does is prove my point. A fucked up society supports fucked up measures like abortion. So because we live in a society that somehow "forces" all unwanted children to end up in prison you believe having an abortion is justified. Its easier to destroy a fetus than to try and turn society into a better place for our children to live in. I can't argue with the practical value of abortion. You know what? Suicide is another great & practical way to escape misery.

$Lewis Black - The Devil\$

Lewis Black - The Devil's Handiwork
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Lewis Black talking about issues of faith and science.

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Yes but scientists, ...
By: smurfyday. on 22 Nov 08, 14:28:46
Yes but scientists, unlike everyone else, constantly modify their knowledge based on new discoveries. They (taken as a set) don't have any sacred book or authority that cannot be challenged. So while no one may ever know the whole truth, scientists are the only ones that will come close. We don't argue about Santa, and we really should do better than argue about god.

Humans don't have ...
By: smurfyday. on 22 Nov 08, 14:26:46
Humans don't have the best set of eyes, or smell, or legs. Or teeth for eating meat. Or teeth for chewing veggies. I could go on but I know it's a waste of my time. The ignorance in this country is just incredible.

evolution is ...
By: only1tylerdurden. on 21 Nov 08, 08:50:25
evolution is deffinately a better theory of how life on earth is created than creationism. mostly because there is not a single shred of evidence to prove creationism other than an old ass book.

animals were made ...
By: fleshraker123. on 19 Nov 08, 20:41:15
animals were made first. god wanted a dominant species. so to do this he took the best characteristics from animals and put them all together to create humans. Cant adam and eve be the first fully developed humans?

Way to steal from ...
By: stellalittrell. on 19 Nov 08, 05:51:09
Way to steal from Bill Hicks

If you feel a bad ...
By: oldirtydanic. on 18 Nov 08, 13:20:30
If you feel a bad urge to debate..Why not do it on the similarities between While E Coyote and the devil..That might make the whole thing more enjoyable to follow for the legion of dumb fucks like me on YT..

Whatever happened ...
By: oldirtydanic. on 18 Nov 08, 13:03:42
Whatever happened to just enjoying the fuckin comedian doing his thing, instead of starting a fuckin weeklong debate on the theory of evolution and whatnot..

look up lev 18:22 ...
By: will79601. on 15 Nov 08, 08:24:07
look up lev 18:22 what i said is the exact way it is put,show me where it's ok!

2 things: 1) If you ...
By: Sheeyah. on 15 Nov 08, 05:24:50
2 things: 1) If you are a Christian, stop shoving things in other people's faces. You are supposed to show love, not arrogance. 2) Don't quote the Bible incorrectly. Either make certain what you're stating is actually from the Bible, or ask someone. Otherwise, you look very foolish.

Fuck religion... ...
By: x8xbrokenx8x. on 12 Nov 08, 00:01:30
Fuck religion...Waiste of life

Every scientific ...
By: xiner. on 10 Nov 08, 15:43:21
Every scientific theory has a few holes in it. That's why there are still scientists. Stop spreading FUD about evolution. It's real, observable, and falsifiable. These qualities have made it the backbone of modern biology. Live with it.

Holy jumping christ ...
By: StopWasteingAir. on 07 Nov 08, 02:25:13
Holy jumping christ.....Its the goddamed interwebs....its fracken pointless to argue

but modern day ...
By: fizzychizzy. on 06 Nov 08, 17:26:40
but modern day research such as DNA and chromosome research, well after Darwin died, has backed up evolution AND filled in holes. The thing that separates a Christian from an Evolutionist, is the use of scientific theory, discoveries, evidence, AND logic to make up there conclusions. Its not "blindly" following anything. This theory is tested all the time, questioned, and researched. With a Christian, you are going on faith and faith alone. That is what religion is about.

I beg to differ. ...
By: formless777. on 06 Nov 08, 03:23:25
I beg to differ. If it is in the Holy Bible which is the Word of God, then it is without question part of holy doctrine. If you think otherwise I guess you just aren't actually a real Christian.

You are quite wrong ...
By: formless777. on 06 Nov 08, 03:21:59
You are quite wrong about the ability of science to determine the age of fossils. There is no single measurement, but fossils are subjected to up to 6 different tests. These tests invariably produce similar results, and are recorded individually then averaged. You make a comment about the Supreme Court findings. I tried to reference you oxidation half-life comment but couldn't find the issue you were referring to anywhere, perhaps you can help with a page reference ?

I do believe in ...
By: Takenata. on 05 Nov 08, 14:58:12
I do believe in fossils of course. I have one sitting on my shelf. However, we have no way to accurately determine an age. It is true that the Supreme Court ruled that the Theory is a legitimate standpoint, BUT, they also made note of the recent findings of the effects that oxidation has on carbon based fossils. It exponentially increases their apparent Half-Life, making it nearly impossible to determine exact age.

Well see you are ...
By: Takenata. on 05 Nov 08, 14:55:38
Well see you are misunderstanding the perspective in which those things were said. It wasn't a holy doctrine saying those things were what was law. It was a perspective of man. Which we all know that for thousands of years is what popular belief was. That is actually a widely misunderstood part of the Bible.

Yeah, I didn't mean ...
By: BananaHurricane. on 05 Nov 08, 07:06:48
Yeah, I didn't mean it to sound like I take it as fact. Basically, I believe that we don't know the truth and nobody can. Not scientists, priests, rabbi's, jahovas witnesses, joe the plumber, nobody.

As the recent case ...
By: formless777. on 05 Nov 08, 06:30:09
As the recent case in the US Supreme Court proved, the Theory of Evolution is an awful lot better as an explanation of the emergence of life than anything theistic. You quote Darwin I notice. Yes, he wrote that, but Queen Victoria was on the throne, it was a long time ago. We now have DNA thanks to Watson & Crick and so many fossils as evidence for species morphology it would astound you what can be proven. You do believe in fossils don't you ?

Then you aren't ...
By: formless777. on 05 Nov 08, 06:25:23
Then you aren't actually a real Christian or a real Evolutionist. Do you really thing that some sort of god was involved in the creation of life when the source for that opinion, the Bible, says that the planet Earth is flat, has four corners, a ceiling with imprinted stars, and sieve holes to let the rain in ? You are living in the Dark Ages if you do, and I have a whole bunch of holy relics to sell you.

So you're saying ...
By: Takenata. on 05 Nov 08, 04:15:26
So you're saying that Christians follow blind faith with nothing leading them? That they just hear what they are told and apply it to their life? Isn't that the exact same thing that Evolutionists do as well? Just listen to what all the scientists say is "truth" and follow that without even giving it a second thought? Even Darwin himself has said that "the science that holds the Theory of Evolution toegether is far from perfect, if not incorrect altogether."

Well you can't say ...
By: Takenata. on 05 Nov 08, 04:10:54
Well you can't say that we for a fact evolved. The Theory of Evolution is FAR from perfect and has quite a few holes in it. Don't get me wrong, I do believe in Evolution...but just not as it being our origin.

all of you idiots ...
By: 08freak80. on 01 Nov 08, 20:23:02
all of you idiots who try to ignoratio elenchi evolution: evolution ONLY addresses the way in which certain genetic traits are passed down through generations of a species and how beneficial traits become dominant while others die out. that's all it addresses, not how the universe came to be, that's in the domain of cosmology, NOT the theory of evolution.

"REALITY!!!!" LOL ...
By: SAPI3NS. on 01 Nov 08, 06:52:25
"REALITY!!!!" LOL! XD Best moment in the whole stand-up...I couldnt stop laughing

Lewis black is ...
By: woohoomaster1. on 31 Oct 08, 21:03:58
Lewis black is awesome. Thats all you need to know.

Jon Stewart owns C N N
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Video duration: 376 seconds

Stewart discusses "partisan hackery" with the hosts of Rapidfire.

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the guy with the ...
By: earthypig. on 22 Nov 08, 08:58:41
the guy with the bow tie is totally losing it... u can smell desperation from a mile away ~~ displaying all classic cornered bully symptoms. :> !! jon never disappoints :D !!

owned...
By: tacmetz. on 21 Nov 08, 21:14:26
owned...

This video dosen't ...
By: slappntickle. on 19 Nov 08, 18:22:19
This video dosen't get old. We need more Jon Stuarts.

I love how the ...
By: Eating003. on 19 Nov 08, 16:55:04
I love how the douche went straight to ad hominem attacks saying jon stewart isn't funny, and boring, when his own crowd is laughing at him.

John Stewart is the ...
By: afca1987. on 19 Nov 08, 08:47:22
John Stewart is the shit..these guys got there asses kicked.

I talked them like ...
By: YamiKazeSora. on 19 Nov 08, 04:29:50
I talked them like they were children! That was amazing! God I love that man.

He totally kicked ...
By: TwigDjango. on 18 Nov 08, 17:25:20
He totally kicked their asses.

Stewart is one of ...
By: MidnightSun80. on 17 Nov 08, 01:31:58
Stewart is one of the funniest and smartest guys on U.S. television. He's absolutely right as even in the U.K I can watch the U.S. news networks and see how much they play into the reactionary politics cycle instead of focussing on the real issues.

I have to say that ...
By: EndeavorLeadGtr. on 14 Nov 08, 20:58:47
I have to say that normally I like the Colbert Report better...but this stuff, and the Crossfire stuff, and Jon pissing off Bill O'Reilly... AWESOME. Jon Stewart for president.

Jon Stewart ...
By: hofhaus1. on 11 Nov 08, 05:05:30
Jon Stewart deserves a blow job...'nuff said

Jon Stewart is ...
By: BoricuaDelight. on 08 Nov 08, 22:19:56
Jon Stewart is amazing

The sad part is ...
By: EkEMaN91. on 08 Nov 08, 06:36:52
The sad part is that the Colbert report is probably the only political show I trust right now.

that last bit ...
By: pyrophiliac. on 06 Nov 08, 18:00:34
that last bit wasn't a joke

You're partisan... ...
By: formless777. on 04 Nov 08, 12:37:15
You're partisan...what do you call it... hacks. ROFL.

"The show that ...
By: HorusTheHeretic. on 04 Nov 08, 01:50:40
"The show that leads into me is puppets making crank phone calls! What is wrong with you?" Classic. Jon Stewart is probably the smartest and funniest person on television. If he ran for office, I would vote for him in a heartbeat. He always presents very clear and very intelligent points, while being entertaining as Hell. The "Crossfire" show just got its ass handed to it.

WOW! Everything Jon ...
By: noriquesmc. on 03 Nov 08, 22:25:22
WOW! Everything Jon said make sense to me. NAnd it is clear that those CNN(?) guys have no idea what he meant, acting like narrow-minded kid, back firing Jon for his standing position! Very cool video. Thank you for UPL.

what a baller
By: theheartramone. on 03 Nov 08, 10:19:26
what a baller

bang me jon your ...
By: samtamimii. on 03 Nov 08, 07:27:17
bang me jon your the best!!!!!!!!!!

Stewart has brains ...
By: jst1998. on 31 Oct 08, 07:52:18
Stewart has brains and even a fair amount of integrity which is rare for a TV personality. In my opinion American TV audiences seem to have have forgotten what healthy political discourse is like. The kind of political TV shows that I think are needed more of in this country are the sort that Bill Maher has done over the years. Where people from different backgrounds can openly discuss political issues and, very important, without being interupted by commercials every 3 minutes.

Brilliant. Jon ...
By: CarterKhan. on 31 Oct 08, 02:00:13
Brilliant. Jon Stewart IS the MAN!

haha i love how the ...
By: thomashagen16. on 31 Oct 08, 00:00:56
haha i love how the CNN crowd cheers at 3:19

Jon Stewart ROCKS, ...
By: anivarbag. on 30 Oct 08, 17:34:40
Jon Stewart ROCKS, ROCKS, ROCKS!!!! Tell it like it is Jon!

Haha, by they I ...
By: jelly17000. on 30 Oct 08, 05:23:53
Haha, by they I meant me. I love his show but still find it disturbing that decent news is more difficult to find in 24/7 mass media than in comedy by a satirist. I think Bill O'reilly called Stewart's audience "stoned slackers". :3 Somehow I find that a compliment from Billo

the dudes wearing a ...
By: mitchberry24. on 30 Oct 08, 01:45:57
the dudes wearing a bow tie. nuff said

stewart has awesome ...
By: syrearth. on 30 Oct 08, 00:42:45
stewart has awesome discussions on his show aswell. they always end up being funny or interresting. besides john will get serious when he burns for something.. look up the tony blair interview for one.

Bill Maher - Pastor Ted
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This material belongs to HBO and is used here under fair use law. Ted Haggard is discussed.

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Fuck Ted Haggard ...
By: groman1988. on 21 Nov 08, 20:21:46
Fuck Ted Haggard and Fuck the religious right.

I was raised ...
By: xCrazyJayx. on 20 Nov 08, 19:57:02
I was raised similarly, except sub jewish for catholic. I'm agnostic now, which my parents are perfectly okay with (despite being catholic)

Click on my name ...
By: MarsDarinder. on 20 Nov 08, 01:13:58
Click on my name for many original music tracks! Moi Buenos Musica (Mars Darinder)

I was raised in a ...
By: maxhockey11. on 17 Nov 08, 05:22:14
I was raised in a jewish household, but I was also taught to have an open mind, so it wasn't long before the religion thing went out the door for me.

He's so irreverent ...
By: krissy4nik. on 14 Nov 08, 20:20:53
He's so irreverent i almost feel dirty watching i love it

Ted Haggard isn't a ...
By: esiewm. on 12 Nov 08, 02:23:56
Ted Haggard isn't a preacher, he's a fucking game show host.

Teddy said "Get the ...
By: jerryaltman. on 10 Nov 08, 01:01:29
Teddy said "Get the behind me, Satan" Háaa háaa háaaa... Bill is hilarious...

L.A. County Sheriff ...
By: katey1dog. on 09 Nov 08, 04:41:25
L.A. County Sheriff pulled Mel over.

Yes it does seem ...
By: Atacamamusic. on 08 Nov 08, 01:29:54
Yes it does seem that the majority of people grow up to be a product of their surroundings. Of course that doesn't include me!

Furthermore, the ...
By: maintanetikal. on 05 Nov 08, 21:55:53
Furthermore, the way a feral child grows up to be wild, the way the son of a kkk member grows up to be racist, and a child with an abusive father grows up to be abusive himself... a child born into a religious home grows up to be blinded. What do you expect? There is nothing wrong with a theory whether scientific or religious, the problem is the foundation of the theory which just happens to be ridiculous in the case of religion. Its like watching the Lord of the Rings, which I didnt like!!!!

religion is the ...
By: maintanetikal. on 05 Nov 08, 21:48:36
religion is the suspension of intelligence. I believe this is why we haven't evolved into using more than 10% of our brain. well, Im working on it, having let go of religion a long time go. As I get older I have made a correlation between religion and intelligence (education). Its a lot easier to make up an answer than to look for one. Thats what religion does. Religion takes advantage of peoples ignorance and begin the attack at an early age.

I like seeing ...
By: Hereticbooks. on 04 Nov 08, 19:56:58
I like seeing Salman Rushdie laughing at this....lol

Kind of like... Ted ...
By: stefanswe. on 02 Nov 08, 12:10:17
Kind of like... Ted Haggard ? Jerry Falwell ? The only reason you think he has no substance is because he's tearing your heroes a new one

Kinda funny that ...
By: JonMGilbertson. on 01 Nov 08, 00:46:07
Kinda funny that this guy once claimed not to like Lenny Bruce when Bruce was about three to four decades ahead of him on the religion thing.

He is an asshole, ...
By: 99Maic. on 31 Oct 08, 21:38:53
He is an asshole, but he's offensive and funny as hell, an that's always good.

absolutely ...
By: Hereticbooks. on 31 Oct 08, 19:12:59
absolutely brilliant!

That was funny!
By: edd0f. on 30 Oct 08, 15:27:19
That was funny!

I think u meant ...
By: relworp69. on 29 Oct 08, 05:53:06
I think u meant Bill O'Reilly.

Classic Bill Maher!
By: relworp69. on 29 Oct 08, 05:51:40
Classic Bill Maher!

Hhahahaha what a ...
By: hashpijp. on 28 Oct 08, 23:24:59
Hhahahaha what a champ!

wow dude really ...
By: bluethunder371. on 28 Oct 08, 02:44:25
wow dude really great explanation, im tell my friends that

o im not used to ...
By: bluethunder371. on 28 Oct 08, 02:42:39
o im not used to straight talk like this, on prime time, eveyone always has to be vague about their beleifs (cept for orielly) i like how maher is so direct

Bill Maher is the ...
By: henrique1977. on 27 Oct 08, 22:08:15
Bill Maher is the man!

Fuck you Haggard ...
By: mijreed. on 27 Oct 08, 22:06:08
Fuck you Haggard butt boy.

BILL MAHER=LOUD ...
By: mansterooo. on 27 Oct 08, 03:37:49
BILL MAHER=LOUD MOUTH ASSHOLE

Bill Hicks - Christ and Christians
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Jesus, rednecks, The Bible, nuclear weapons, and the Cross are among the topics.

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opinions, opinions. ...
By: WizzoSchizo. on 22 Nov 08, 10:46:33
opinions, opinions...

Frankly Atropos is ...
By: itmastadon. on 22 Nov 08, 10:45:05
Frankly Atropos is far closer to the mark. Bill would be laughing if he was alive right now. He'd be laughing at everyone who bought the whole "9/11" bullshit, and he'd be laughing at fundamentalism in any form. I have no religious beliefs. Beliefs are dangerous.... But like Bill I have always taken a dim view of fundamentalism and nationalism. Particularly when it is media driven posturing that blames Muslim fundamentalism for all wrong in the world. Think for yourself

R.I.P bill
By: acousticlynew. on 21 Nov 08, 20:20:08
R.I.P bill

That's the third ...
By: shockfox7. on 20 Nov 08, 20:46:21
That's the third comment I've seen about Hicks/Carlin today and too true.

how come those with ...
By: ioitiub. on 20 Nov 08, 16:26:46
how come those with eye opening ideas always die too early?

HeroineDod,you ...
By: stelderhaiderman. on 19 Nov 08, 19:14:45
HeroineDod,you completely don´t know what you are talking about! How can you put people,who belive in almost the same things,into the group of people,who think you have to kill somebody to get in heaven. But anyone knows,that that has absolutely no sense.

Guys, please, give ...
By: ErwinPrins. on 18 Nov 08, 20:29:11
Guys, please, give eachother a call, arrange a meeting, and talk about it. Or get in a huge fight and whoever wins was RIGHT. Ok ?

The Muslims who ...
By: Heroindod. on 18 Nov 08, 20:17:13
The Muslims who kill in Injura,are not Extremists. Muslims are Extremists.

Man was a genius.
By: GrimBeornTheOld. on 18 Nov 08, 10:46:26
Man was a genius.

I didn't say he ...
By: WizzoSchizo. on 16 Nov 08, 20:27:24
I didn't say he mocked Muslims, but as soon as I suggested it, you called me a racist, well thanks for reading my mind! You hate stupidity? From your perspective, are Islamists stupid?

Bill Hicks was ...
By: drknsqueen. on 16 Nov 08, 19:09:21
Bill Hicks was hilarious. Sad he died so young. R.I.P.

however, we're (err ...
By: Atropos911. on 16 Nov 08, 19:03:17
however, we're (err..I am) starting to get on some people's nerves, so let me just say...that i understand where you're coming from, Peace!

First of all: all ...
By: Atropos911. on 16 Nov 08, 19:00:36
First of all: all your speculations are incorrect, I'm not from the UAE i just live there, and wow, considering your immense knowledge about morality in the UAE, it's a tad surprising you don't know that native citizens make up only 20% of the population. second of all: I'll think of the names that suit you most. 3rd of all: He didn't mock Muslims, I'm not even semi-religious (hence don't need to defend anything) but like bill hicks...i just hate stupidity.

Muslims are not ...
By: stelderhaiderman. on 16 Nov 08, 06:04:12
Muslims are not Extremists. The Muslims who kill in Injura,are Extremists.

My, such annoying ...
By: BrokenBook. on 15 Nov 08, 22:03:36
My, such annoying arguments occur on this site. Do you all realise this is a web site and you can't really argue through a comment on a video very efectivley? lol. Just enjoy the show....

If I am American, ...
By: WizzoSchizo. on 15 Nov 08, 18:43:31
If I am American, what difference does it make? You're profile says that you are from UAE, if that is so, then you really have no grounds to stand on when talking of intolerance. I already know the pros and cons of my culture. Xenophobe? Irrational? What names do you want to think of next... You are fine when he mocks the crazy Christians, but if the same happens to Muslims you get all defensive. Hypocrisy.

correction.... ...
By: Atropos911. on 15 Nov 08, 18:36:00
correction....unlike you, and fortunately bill hicks is not an intolerant xenophobe. is that better? Islamic stupidity doesn't and never existed independently. Go educate yourself, watch the movies your own country makes, read the books your own country promotes, and ask your government where those "Muslim extremists" got their weapons from. (I'm guessing from your ignorance and irrational tendency to think that all Muslims are a laughing stock; you're American...am i right?)

Muslims aren't a ...
By: WizzoSchizo. on 14 Nov 08, 12:56:55
Muslims aren't a race, and mocking Islamic extremism isn't racist. Don't accuse me of being racist, prick. If you want to see examples of Islamic stupidity, check youtube.

this guy was great ...
By: frrqy. on 14 Nov 08, 08:05:54
this guy was great when I was 13 and things where this iconoclast but it's not as easy to dedicate a Tool album to Annie Hall, Manhattan, blacklisted and all the early works of Woody Allen. Oh my god Diane Keaton, Reds c'mon.

I think he'd have a ...
By: Atropos911. on 14 Nov 08, 06:08:13
I think he'd have a field day with mini bush dealing with the Muslims (especially his speech to the UN about religious freedom). Unlike you, and fortunately, Bill Hicks is not a racist. he just hated stupidity.

Shame he isn't ...
By: WizzoSchizo. on 13 Nov 08, 13:31:24
Shame he isn't alive today, he would have had a field day with the Muslims. LOL.

was just thinking ...
By: oldgamer49. on 13 Nov 08, 05:12:13
was just thinking that before I read your comment. That would be a classic

Its a joke u fuckin ...
By: spacmansam94. on 11 Nov 08, 17:10:14
Its a joke u fuckin loser

everything this ...
By: werepyne. on 11 Nov 08, 14:05:44
everything this guys says i fucking love

Yeah one example is ...
By: fistforfight. on 09 Nov 08, 23:36:23
Yeah one example is George W Bush who has for example said that God wanted him to be president. You cant vote against God can you? One other example is the prophet Muhammed who in the 700th century took control over almost the whole Arabian peninsula in the name of Allah.

Neil deGrasse Tyson - Stupid Design
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Neil deGrasse Tyson's thoughts on Intelligent Design. Richard Dawkins in the audience.

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I love how Dr. ...
By: FuzzyDuck. on 16 Nov 08, 18:59:27
I love how Dr. Tyson exudes so much enthusiasm about the subjects he's passionate about. We need more popularizers of science these days with his caliber of knowledge and enthusiasm.

Wow. This guy gets ...
By: elelmhorst. on 15 Nov 08, 09:27:42
Wow. This guy gets paid huge sums of money for what? All I hear coming out of his mouth is the most unintelligent and comical crap I have ever heard! But I am sure that Dawkins is pleased, just so long as Tyson continues to slam intelligent design. If Tyson ever had a fleeting curiosity to the contrary, his career would be over and funding from the Atheist community would stop immediately. Funny how these things work.

he gives lectures ...
By: NcountR. on 12 Nov 08, 11:59:06
he gives lectures at the Smithsonian in Washington DC (i live in Virginia so its not that far for me to go) but if at all possible, you must take a trip to go and meet/talk with him and possibly catch one of his lectures/presentations...he can give you a really broad outlook on life

Spaghettification! ...
By: vTunes. on 10 Nov 08, 23:53:44
Spaghettification! LOL

true... actually ...
By: SushiBand. on 08 Nov 08, 06:19:41
true... actually science has actually proven "God" but "God" is in no way anything like what a person usually thinks of.

There is a ...
By: untziggy4. on 05 Nov 08, 02:31:58
There is a difference between a reason and a cause. Everything has a how. Nothing has a why.

I like his book - ...
By: HashKeth. on 04 Nov 08, 12:43:58
I like his book - Death by a black hole

Religion answers ...
By: pyroslev. on 03 Nov 08, 18:37:11
Religion answers the questions science has not yet (faith) AND Science answers the questions the bible leaves us with (fact). One without the other is like a hot dog without a bun. And remember the bible was a orally told story spanning centuries so there are a few things that may be missing or added in.

I love this guy!
By: mrcraig41. on 03 Nov 08, 11:52:04
I love this guy!

I think everything ...
By: zaqqazxsw. on 01 Nov 08, 14:39:14
I think everything does need a "why". Why are we here? Maybe we'd be better off not looking at all, not delving, not yearning, but that's not human nature! That is why we are here!;)

Totaly awesome, 10/ ...
By: pjholl. on 26 Oct 08, 22:44:45
Totaly awesome, 10/10

i love this guy... ...
By: everybodysfavourite. on 26 Oct 08, 07:20:44
i love this guy... can you imagine how fun it would be to have this guy as your science teacher!! kids would learn. hi 5's

im not tryin to ...
By: Ghostcoat69. on 24 Oct 08, 22:46:05
im not tryin to debate u either soulgotcancer but does evrything need a why. some things just are

Heres something to ...
By: SoulsGotCancer. on 24 Oct 08, 14:42:18
Heres something to consider. Science in no way disproves the existence of God. It's merely more of an answer to 'How' and not 'Why' Not that I want to get into a heated debate over a Youtube video comment. I'm just simply stating that just because we know HOW something happened, doesn't mean we know WHY it happened. Biblical literalists are closed minded, because they put God into a box of what they want him to be. Is it not fesible that we just simply don't understand God at all?

"If we spotted him ...
By: tombleskidoo. on 23 Oct 08, 08:30:42
"If we spotted him the carbon, nitrogen, and oxygen, could he make a single cell of grass?" Did he claim he could? I know how birds fly, but flapping my arms doesn't get me off the ground.

I'm sure he'd say ...
By: PeteTStarr. on 22 Oct 08, 20:53:25
I'm sure he'd say your question makes no sense. Also here's a tip from an atheist. Quoting the bible at us doesn't work because we DON'T believe anything in the bible. Because you know, we've actually thought about it, using logic and science and reason. I know you think the bible is the word of god, and that the bible tells you all about people who don't believe like us, but just remember, we don't ever think the bible is correct. Even when it says we are fools.

Why not? That ...
By: porthector. on 22 Oct 08, 05:48:20
Why not? That conclussion depends on the premises you've made. If your premises are "There is a God", "God is almighty", "Humans have free will" "God will intervene when humanity is in despair", moreover, "when any individual is in despair". We woud, then, have a God intervening all around us, sometimes in contradictory ways. Moreover, his intervening would violate our third premise, that of free-will and liberty. So if as a religious person you accept free-will, you'll reject God's intromission

Crossfire? In the ...
By: porthector. on 22 Oct 08, 05:39:22
Crossfire? In the middle ages? You should re-think your wording...

"The fool says in ...
By: useralex677. on 21 Oct 08, 22:48:34
"The fool says in his heart, 'there is no God.'" "For although they knew God, they neither glorified him as God nor gave thanks to him, but their thinking became futile and their foolish hearts were darkened. Although they claimed to be wise, they became fools." I have a question for this expert of bio-design. A blade of grass is the most insignificant of all things. We step on it, cut it, burn it. If we spotted him the carbon, nitrogen, and oxygen, could he make a single cell of grass?

no, that is just a ...
By: qubix2008. on 21 Oct 08, 19:23:06
no, that is just a way to hide the problem under the rug, or to run away from it. An all powerful, all knowing, benevolent god would not sit there and watch people get massacred en-mass... God did not act "on the hearts" of people, because the nazis at Auschwitz-Birkenau did not become suddenly merciful with their prisoners ...

YES.... We go to ...
By: Misantropo02. on 21 Oct 08, 00:53:09
YES.... We go to the HELL, and fuck your jesus and mommy!

If your premise is ...
By: porthector. on 20 Oct 08, 22:56:28
If your premise is "There is a God that intervenes in humanity's affairs, when X or Y", then it can be proven wrong if X or Y occur, and there is no sign of God. There could be people who argued that God intervened throught the good humans that acted during both World Wars (not many jews lost their faith at Auzwitchz however it's spelled). Anyway, some christians don't believe God would just intervene like that, but rather act in the hearts of men. That's a difficult God to dispprove.

"You can't convince ...
By: hereswhatsleft. on 20 Oct 08, 18:03:28
"You can't convince a believer of anything; for their belief is not based on evidence, it's based on a deep seated need to believe" -Carl Sagan.

ok, agree with you. ...
By: qubix2008. on 20 Oct 08, 11:11:13
ok, agree with you. Let's start from the premise that "the existence of God is a question of faith". Then that means that if God exists, he is an entity that wants to help humans, wishing well to humanity. Don't you think that the 2 world wars that went on in the last century COMPLETELY disproves this hypothesis? How could God just stand and watch people get slaughtered without doing a thing?

There are ways to ...
By: porthector. on 20 Oct 08, 04:26:08
There are ways to disprove the toothfairy (record a kid's room during his sleep and see if she shows up etc.) or Santa Claus (there are no toy factories in the North Pole, it is physically impossible for a man to fly all around the earth with presents for every kid un the world). But the existence of God (not necessarily the christian one) can't be disproved. It's not a falsable condition, it's not science: it's faith.

Bill Maher Live - Current Events (part 1)
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lmao at 5:30
By: kevindelgado20. on 17 Nov 08, 23:33:49
lmao at 5:30

hate u
By: a7medsarCA. on 17 Nov 08, 05:13:53
hate u

They have cleverly ...
By: LuckyLukarse1981. on 13 Nov 08, 00:27:15
They have cleverly set it up so they can have 'supreme authority' on ethical issues (don't ask me why secularists never baulked at this like we are - probably cause they faced torture of some description :-/) Everyone would do themselves a favour if they read God Is Not Great, for I am merely walking on the shoulders of giants when making these arguments... Did not even attempt to justify Luke 19:27 either did he??? What a little black sheep smokes2468 is...

Good morals <- you ...
By: 1metallica1. on 12 Nov 08, 04:59:58
Good morals

All I know is that ...
By: 1metallica1. on 12 Nov 08, 04:43:20
All I know is that I don't do that shit and it works for me

What is wrong with ...
By: 1metallica1. on 12 Nov 08, 04:40:44
What is wrong with drug use? Everyone is in on it at some level

Bill Maher was ...
By: raby760. on 06 Nov 08, 22:26:45
Bill Maher was wrong about Guiliani, but right about Republicans terrorism alerts because of Obama.

hahaha "fly at your ...
By: VivekisV. on 10 Oct 08, 02:42:23
hahaha "fly at your own risk airlines"

FACT: Dick Cheney ...
By: bhougen1447. on 17 Sep 08, 08:58:01
FACT: Dick Cheney was in control of NORAD on 9/11. NORAD has NEVER failed to intercept a hijacking prior to 9/11 FACT: NEVER before has a steel structure collapsed due to fire FACT: There is video of Larry Silverstein (owner of wtc 1,2&7) admitting that he gave the call to demolish building 7,which is PROOF that there were explosives in the building beforehand

BILL MAHER 4 ...
By: Jenscool. on 15 Sep 08, 14:55:09
BILL MAHER 4 PRESIDENT! At least he's honest!

Nah I don't do any ...
By: smokes2468. on 07 Sep 08, 06:00:52
Nah I don't do any of that shit.

Ever drink a wine? ...
By: LuckyLukarse1981. on 07 Sep 08, 01:53:42
Ever drink a wine? Take paracetamol? Drugs is a sweeping statement in and of itself and so either be specific as to what 'drugs' you think are the tools of your devil or just shut the fuck up about a topic you clearly are way too reactive about to be considered worth listening to on...

Look just take your ...
By: smokes2468. on 06 Sep 08, 20:46:37
Look just take your drugs alright. If you feel like it is making you smart and feeling good than do it. I really don't give a shit okay. All I know is that I don't do that shit and it works for me.

What is wrong with ...
By: LuckyLukarse1981. on 06 Sep 08, 04:49:08
What is wrong with drug use? Everyone is in on it at some level. Broad sweeping generalisations prove you are someone without the intellect to be able to disseminate between the grays in this world and your black and white views are outdated and devolved. You are what is wrong with this planet, well you and the rich...

Good morals?!? What ...
By: LuckyLukarse1981. on 06 Sep 08, 04:40:48
Good morals?!? What the fuck is Luke 19:27 about then? Jesus advocates the slaughter of non-believers, your club is a hate group ;-) Your club is always gettin busted doing all the things you claim are evil anyway so enjoy your own hypocrisy quietly in the future, you rich greedy bastards...

Christians are the ...
By: LuckyLukarse1981. on 06 Sep 08, 04:37:11
Christians are the good guys?!? When did this happen? You talk about sending people to a place of torture... for eternity. That is fuckin mean dude... Hitler was a Christian ha ha, you evil bastards...

he lets his ...
By: macdaddi88. on 25 Aug 08, 19:40:28
he lets his mother's jewish side come often - he too pro isreal....but he seems fair and hes funny as hell......!!!!

Bill Maher isn't ...
By: Urza83. on 13 Aug 08, 17:55:22
Bill Maher isn't afraid to say the truth. Have you not listened to him? The man speaks with such strength and purpose. He rips on George Bush with just cause.

Care to give an ...
By: mateoese. on 13 Aug 08, 04:37:11
Care to give an actual example instead of just broadly stating "everything"? No? Oh, well that's probably because you don't know what the fuck you're talking about. Here's a fact "bud". More people obviously believe what Bill Maher has to say than your dumbass, because I guarantee you couldn't fill a high school gym to get other morons like yourself to listen to anything you have to say. And certainly not to pay for it you fucking idiot. There's a fact.

Agreed. You have ...
By: smokes2468. on 27 Jul 08, 05:04:24
Agreed. You have your point and I have mine.

No cock smoke. It ...
By: Aqualung71. on 26 Jul 08, 20:32:07
No cock smoke. It is not my problem, it is yours that you have to go around judging people. You are brainwashed, that is not my problem. The Christian right is nothing more than pushing their believes on everyone, it is bullshit. They are the most hypocritical people on the face of the earth, they preach intolerance when they should be saying the opposite. They want to control this country that is why. Good morals, ha! Don't even go there, your stupid morals aren't everyones.

Hey Aqualung71 it's ...
By: smokes2468. on 25 Jul 08, 03:39:08
Hey Aqualung71 it's not my problem that you are fucked up okay! Why do people like Bill Maher and yourself hate the Christian Right so much? Do our good morals irritate you?

Well, I think you ...
By: Aqualung71. on 24 Jul 08, 18:56:31
Well, I think you clearly proved that you are a fucking nut. You may think his opinions suck, but that don't mean they are wrong. See, I knew you listened to those hate filled idiots, you are brainwashed my friend. They don't make any fucking sense at all. They distort facts into their own twisted heads. The Christian right? What a joke that is, all a bunch of hateful hypocrites, you'll see one day that your God is a gimmick, used to control people.

His opinions suck. ...
By: smokes2468. on 24 Jul 08, 04:24:56
His opinions suck. Bill Maher has one of those faces a person just wants to punch. I have every right to judge those people they are the fuck up's of our society. I listen to Rush everyday and I think Glenn Beck makes lots of sense and I think Michael Savage is the smartest person on the radio today. We are the Christian Right get over it. We are the good guys. Bill Maher and his gang are the losers. You'll see! HaHa!!

How is he wrong ...
By: Aqualung71. on 24 Jul 08, 04:10:30
How is he wrong just for sating his opinions? I think you should just shut up and watch more Fox. So what if those are his fans, who the fuck are you to judge them? Go listen to Some Rush and Glenn Beck and all those other self righteous fucks because they are so right aren't they, about everything....

Bill Maher Live - Current Events (part 2)
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Those of us in ...
By: ir5ac. on 31 Oct 08, 12:10:22
Those of us in Finland remember Bush looking into Vlad's eyes were pretty shocked that he did not see a gBond villan.

One of the few ...
By: getgullybx. on 17 Oct 08, 09:58:22
One of the few political comics left. Especially at a time when comic relief is needed especially in politics sheesh lol

"Pull over i want ...
By: RavenMarx. on 03 Oct 08, 06:41:59
"Pull over i want to kill that!" HAHAHA

And how MUCH do u ...
By: Jenscool. on 15 Sep 08, 14:57:59
And how MUCH do u drink???

I suspect from the ...
By: eirefrance. on 04 Jul 08, 01:06:19
I suspect from the anger in your message that you feel offended by my message. I'm not sure why, I have nothing against Algerians or Muslims. I was just stating a fact that seemed relevant considering Maher's joke.

"isn't a constant ...
By: Badabing1978. on 28 Jun 08, 17:02:10
"isn't a constant threat of terrorism and fighting?" You american are really stupid and naiv, just like the rumoors about you in the whole world. Have you seen our problems in Europe? Did you know that muslim fanatics that attacked USA came from Europe?

I take it that ...
By: homzd. on 23 Jun 08, 18:01:07
I take it that English is not your first language bingy. Are you that thick to realize that while there may very well be a large Algerian population in France there isn't a constant threat of terrorism and fighting? You see the thing about comedy is that you sometimes have to "read between the lines" to catch the jokes for if you take what is said literally (which is apparently what you did) it won't make sense.

exactly, france ...
By: Badabing1978. on 22 Jun 08, 10:17:24
exactly, france have many algerian muslims in their country, just like other old european superpowers. Zinedine Zidane is a good example. Maher is very funny, but he is a lier and smokes probably to much grass

Actually, France ...
By: eirefrance. on 14 May 08, 13:04:05
Actually, France has a pretty large Muslim population from Algeria. Still, its pretty funny.

Bill is so right. ...
By: Tybob47. on 21 Apr 08, 04:55:34
Bill is so right. My "friend" is a republican, and called me a spineless bitch because i wnt us to pull out of the war. That is their attitude. If you want peace, support gay rights, universal healthcare, you are a spineless coward. Which is why I pity the republicans.

HAHA The box is ...
By: PapaMagnum. on 11 Mar 08, 20:30:22
HAHA The box is for you! :P

Grow up redneck. ...
By: hemotomaniac77. on 27 Feb 08, 15:38:19
Grow up redneck. Oh, and nice handle there.

"Yeah, but at least ...
By: lasigmaman. on 13 Feb 08, 18:51:06
"Yeah, but at least they know when to pull out of a shithole!" LMAO!!!

bill maher is a ...
By: scottypot. on 31 Jan 08, 17:55:37
bill maher is a legend love from england

i tought the ocean ...
By: Panushkin. on 13 Dec 07, 05:36:59
i tought the ocean would protect me Eeeeeeeeekkkkk...lol

i think outside the ...
By: AnaLetixoxo. on 30 Nov 07, 21:54:29
i think outside the square.....

fo free!
By: al3npl0ozez. on 19 Nov 07, 23:51:45
fo free!

this guy works for ...
By: ralfsolo. on 07 Nov 07, 14:18:55
this guy works for the NWO

I cant believe some ...
By: meepstone. on 04 Nov 07, 09:43:37
I cant believe some of you call Bill Maher an asshat. Because he's speaking the truth and isnt sugar coating anything for the public he's an asshole? Youve been living in a too politically correct world people. Bill Maher is smart and he takes that and turns it into comedy. too bad some of you cant see this.

40 something emo ...
By: atlcowboy2536. on 03 Nov 07, 02:39:33
40 something emo faggot. two faced assjack

YOU NEED THE BOX! ...
By: RavenMarx. on 27 Oct 07, 16:21:54
YOU NEED THE BOX! LMAO!

SANTA JESUS! AMEN ...
By: VICTORIASattic. on 20 Sep 07, 04:17:51
SANTA JESUS! AMEN BILL!!!

As always, Bill ...
By: Seeker12u. on 15 Sep 07, 20:14:58
As always, Bill Maher is both witty and deadly accurate in his political roasts. Of course, Bush and the neo-cons provide him with tons of hilarious fodder. All you can do is laugh (it's better than crying!)at some of the insane doings and speechs of our political "leaders".

Even though I hate ...
By: galeburger. on 14 Sep 07, 00:09:35
Even though I hate Bush. This guy is a total asshat. Fuck Maher.

Mahers an ASSHAT. ...
By: bowhuntergeorge. on 09 Sep 07, 21:25:20
Mahers an ASSHAT. Nuff said.

Bill Maher - Civil Liberties
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New Rules Bill Maher March 15th, '07

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Its also funny that ...
By: Lucky14970. on 21 Nov 08, 03:58:46
Its also funny that you think the American public has a grip on the actions of congress. Also, to think we had a fucking choice when it comes to the laws that are passed federally is fucking amusing to say the least. Actions were seemingly taken against this country and its natural to return the favor. We didn't pick the targets the BS CIA/FBI labeled them, you fucking douche bag!

Ugh. such fail.
By: MysteryAC. on 21 Nov 08, 02:02:20
Ugh. such fail.

It´s funny how you ...
By: fistforfight. on 07 Nov 08, 16:12:51
It´s funny how you Americans think that in order to protect democracy you have to cut down on it. The Patriot Act is a tru disgrace. Hopefully Obama will restore the liberties on which your nation is founded upon.

A government ...
By: overmind25. on 28 Sep 08, 02:01:13
A government protecting liberties is a contradiction. A government is a monopoly of force and allows no other to form sovereignty within it most of the time. People can help others protect their liberties much better.

I believe the rich ...
By: overmind25. on 28 Sep 08, 01:59:30
I believe the rich should help in education and in other areas for the poor and middle class but that doesnt mean I believe I or any other is allowed to forcibly take their income as long as they made it with voluntary trade and no corporate welfare.

Lets see, being ...
By: overmind25. on 28 Sep 08, 01:59:12
Lets see, being part of that country is an automatic right if you are born in the US and society is just a collection of individuals. All of those laborers and consumers traded their money for a product. How does any of this entitle you or a state to steal from them?

We're the people ...
By: WareSquirrel. on 27 Sep 08, 06:51:02
We're the people telling them, "You earned that money using *our* society, *our* country, *our* economy, and *our* labor. And if you want membership in the country club, then you pay your dues for the privilege of swimming in the clubhouse pool." "And if you want the class-triple-A gold card membership, then you pay the higher premium."

overmind25: " ...
By: kthrsz. on 23 Sep 08, 19:23:20
overmind25: "Libertarians like you are right on civil liberities, science, and taxes but you are wrong on government." uh those are all the duties of the government u retard. thats like saying u Lakers u know alot about dribbling, passing, and shooting hoops but u dont know how to play basketball.

Anarchism does not ...
By: overmind25. on 13 Sep 08, 01:35:50
Anarchism does not advocate an absence of rules or no punishments for criminals. It advocates no rulers and no masters. People can voluntarily fund a police force and if the force becomes corrupt they can cut off funding instead of begging and pleading with the government to do better. They can then fund another police force.

Hmmm... well why do ...
By: overmind25. on 13 Sep 08, 01:34:30
Hmmm... well why do you believe there will be no crime investigators against people who violate other's rights? There will be murderers who get away with their crimes with or without a government.

Well, I'm with you, ...
By: greenfury87. on 13 Sep 08, 01:20:59
Well, I'm with you, on the fact that our rights come from the fact that we are individuals, but I dont believe you can have rights when there is no government, because anyone could just kill you and there would be no police. If not for that fact I would believe in no government as well.

No.. the least ...
By: overmind25. on 13 Sep 08, 01:14:12
No.. the least government possible is no government. Republics are failed states and are watered down democracies. Our rights derive from us being individuals, not the government, the Constitution, or any other social contract.

How are we wrong on ...
By: greenfury87. on 13 Sep 08, 00:58:20
How are we wrong on government? It seems to me the only good form of government would be a libertarian government, because there would be as little government as possible.

Libertarians like ...
By: overmind25. on 12 Sep 08, 22:24:17
Libertarians like you are right on civil liberities, science, and taxes but you are wrong on government.

And who are you, ...
By: overmind25. on 12 Sep 08, 22:22:57
And who are you, Obama, the Congress, or any other part of the government to take away someone elses income if they earned it through non coercive trade?

liberals like obama ...
By: canyank2. on 23 Jul 08, 21:28:16
liberals like obama want to raise taxes for RICH people, you stupid clown, and LOWER taxes for regular people. Bill gates doesn't need 52 billion bucks. fucking CEOs don't need more money. That's why i'm voting liberal in november.

it seems that " ...
By: canyank2. on 23 Jul 08, 21:24:14
it seems that "conservative" republicans don't believe in small government. they believe in giant government that destroys civil liberty. They're not true conservatives; they're socialized captialists that steal money from people and give them to super-rich CEOs while the debt climbs to $9 trillion.

will you run for ...
By: chufuss. on 28 May 08, 02:17:10
will you run for president

funniest new rules ...
By: ChocolateExplosion. on 28 May 08, 00:35:16
funniest new rules i ever saw

liberals and neo ...
By: jaceves84. on 06 May 08, 03:48:18
liberals and neo cons, whatever, they both suck!!!

What happened to ...
By: kababyenoh. on 04 May 08, 18:31:07
What happened to tar and feathers ???

Its amazing that ...
By: greenfury87. on 16 Apr 08, 03:22:51
Its amazing that liberals now defend the Constitution and limited government more than conservatives do. I wish they both would more often.

Liberals are right ...
By: greenfury87. on 16 Apr 08, 03:21:24
Liberals are right on civil rights and science, but they are wrong on the economy and taxes.

Jason Alexander ...
By: boothesquirrel. on 15 Mar 08, 23:41:48
Jason Alexander cracking up made the begining silliness better

Impeach the ...
By: BoozyBeggar. on 26 Feb 08, 22:01:33
Impeach the president, all his cronies and try them all for various war crimes. And reinstate public hanging so we can have a show of their deaths.

The Bible is True - Ricky Gervais
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A lesson in Creationism

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I sadly disagree ...
By: Xplorermasta09. on 21 Nov 08, 11:25:53
I sadly disagree with christianity it is a bunch of lies to me. a broken religion. something that dosent exist. no proof.

we are all under ...
By: globetrekker2. on 19 Nov 08, 17:47:27
we are all under the punishment of condemnation and only Christ can help. Those who are relying on others, like Christopher Crutches or Sam Hairykairi are sadly gullible and stupid.

Hahaha! Don't make ...
By: Yellowgrub. on 19 Nov 08, 17:08:04
Hahaha! Don't make me laugh... Corrupting childrne's minds? That's squarly in your camp mate. I'd love to see no kid brought up with religion, and then give them a choice when they grow up - I wonder how long any of the religions would last! It's why you all demand children are 'brought into the fold' at a young age - easier to convince them than a full grown adult. Oh yeah, and I'd rather rule in Hell than serve in Heaven...

hey,does anyone ...
By: gands1102. on 19 Nov 08, 14:03:39
hey,does anyone have a daughter they want to sell into slavery?Im lookin for a good slave.And if she is disobediant i will stone her to death.I just got back from McDonalds and surely put them all to death because its sunday,anyone who works on the sabbath will surely be put to death.Better hope your mom aint workin next sunday!

check his profile, ...
By: Xiller8. on 16 Nov 08, 16:13:07
check his profile, it says U.S.A XD.

hes proably just ...
By: Xiller8. on 16 Nov 08, 16:09:35
hes proably just messing, i doubt he really believes that. or at least i hope hes messing :O

satan is a gay nob ...
By: rapidwardrobe. on 12 Nov 08, 09:14:27
satan is a gay nob that is best friends with allah, or as you like to call him 'god' same bloke btw

YOU KNEEL TO SATAN! ...
By: PlagueInfestation. on 12 Nov 08, 02:54:14
YOU KNEEL TO SATAN! YOU HEATHEN SCUM!

we worship nobody, ...
By: rapidwardrobe. on 11 Nov 08, 22:31:38
we worship nobody, and kneel to none

All you atheists ...
By: PlagueInfestation. on 10 Nov 08, 14:46:54
All you atheists worship satan and are going to burn in hell!

ops, it's "your God ...
By: Athrek. on 07 Nov 08, 17:26:46
ops, it's "your God bully" ... menaing he's a bully, clarification was needed...

actually atheists ...
By: Athrek. on 07 Nov 08, 17:23:48
actually atheists don't follow mithological characters such as Satan got that genius? and guess what, last time I checked it was your God character who finally decides who goes to this supposed hell and who don't not you. at least it was this way last time I readed it and personally I don't think you are God so trying to take the place of God by saying who's going to hell is not a sin or a cosmic crime or something? your bully God character gets berserker mode easily so better stop judging

I really want to go ...
By: wally1979. on 07 Nov 08, 12:25:26
I really want to go to hell... all the nice musicians, artists, and friends are there :)

Anyone putting ...
By: D0g63rt. on 06 Nov 08, 23:56:41
Anyone putting videos up, regardless of whether they support you or not... because the Bible said youtube is evil right?

One good Bible ...
By: globetrekker2. on 04 Nov 08, 18:54:24
One good Bible verse sums it up, trying to talk to people on here: Cast not your pearls before swine. (in other words, don't waste your time with people who are not going to listen and are too closed up to listen, don't waste your time with people who are so far gone. Example, anyone putting up videos on this site.)

Oooh a scary demon ...
By: dustybaboon. on 04 Nov 08, 06:20:39
Oooh a scary demon with yellow eyes. I had better change my ways and believe in your sky daddy.

And nobody cares ...
By: JACKtheRIPP3R189. on 04 Nov 08, 00:51:24
And nobody cares about you cowards fawning over a 2000 year old jew because you think he'll rescue you from death. I've seen you use the "pharaoh's barge" and the "demon with yellow eyes" before, find some new material. Keep your childish beliefs to yourself, it will be nice when religion is seen as the culmination of mental defects that it is. There's a reason you are referred to as "the flock".

globetrekker2 Can't ...
By: 1lonelyangel. on 02 Nov 08, 22:12:26
globetrekker2 Can't you just forgive us?

LOL! Where do you ...
By: TheSpiritOfTheTimes. on 02 Nov 08, 12:03:53
LOL! Where do you people come from?

nobody cares about ...
By: globetrekker2. on 02 Nov 08, 01:44:28
nobody cares about you haters saying "I don't believe in God." I know you are trying to pervert the minds of children, and you are the followers of Satan. Fine, you are in the Pharoah's Royal Barge, sailing down DENIAL. Pathetic. Can't wait until you have a freak accident and finally get to hell, where that demon with yellow eyes will torture you for all eternity. SO BE IT.

Well, my concern is ...
By: UdallIn72. on 27 Oct 08, 00:26:17
Well, my concern is that the Muslims make a similar but conflicting claim.

And we have ufo's ...
By: bigassballsyes. on 25 Oct 08, 14:52:16
And we have ufo's penetrating our air space daily so none of us have a frickin clue whats going on so please.

The Bible was ...
By: oceanchange. on 24 Oct 08, 22:57:49
The Bible was doctored by the catholics. Back in the 4th Century the pope, Constantine, got rid of the bits that didn't suit their invented story. Particularly they needed to exhibit Jesus as a celibate semi-deity. Not the married father he undoubtedly was. We've all been hoodwinked. The game is up. This stuff is also mentioned in The Da Vinci Code, as well as copiously beforehand.

But but but... I ...
By: KaseyAkira. on 16 Oct 08, 09:35:27
But but but... I thought hell was a cool place. That is what my rock and roll music has taught me.

"In the begining ...
By: jerryaltman. on 16 Oct 08, 01:55:39
"In the begining MAN CREATED GOD BY HIS OWN APPEARANCE AND IGNORANCE"

Margaret Cho - Christians have lost their minds...
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NO on 8!Luv ...
By: oxoxMusicxisxlifexox. on 16 Nov 08, 15:58:22
NO on 8!Luv Margaret Cho.

I think she's funny ...
By: kickarock. on 14 Nov 08, 14:43:23
I think she's funny as hell. But the pauses are too long. Maybe she had a certain amount of time and didn't have enough material?

I hate the way*
By: Gaffers07. on 13 Nov 08, 18:32:15
I hate the way*

I hate they she ...
By: Gaffers07. on 13 Nov 08, 18:31:11
I hate they she over-celebrates her act by pausing for so long between jokes/lines. I do agree with her, but she's not talented or funny at all.

So whats the story ...
By: mikesphoto25. on 13 Nov 08, 00:48:58
So whats the story now. We voted for Obama and still don't want gay marriage. Margaret Cho hasn't been funny in years.

She's on the money ...
By: Glenboy21. on 12 Nov 08, 00:38:26
She's on the money about the bush thing. Only christians can fuck up our world by "doing the right thing"

Da best!
By: Egide0. on 11 Nov 08, 15:14:51
Da best!

she only one that ...
By: X0Madeleine0X. on 10 Nov 08, 19:14:28
she only one that lost there minde!!! poor girl

this isnt even ...
By: KYkMan. on 08 Nov 08, 17:48:26
this isnt even funny...

the pauses are ...
By: chestbuster1987. on 08 Nov 08, 12:22:40
the pauses are rather long. but funny anyway

Why is it way 3 far ...
By: limbride. on 07 Nov 08, 15:23:02
Why is it way 3 far? and why are you calling her a crazy cow? Does god approve of your message?

Crazy cow! This is ...
By: chopwallace55. on 06 Nov 08, 21:06:09
Crazy cow! This is way 2 far.

3:17 says it all ...
By: voltronsky. on 06 Nov 08, 20:17:30
3:17 says it all once and for all. Thanks for the ride christians it was funny as hell.

lmao matthew verse ...
By: artizhan. on 04 Nov 08, 21:39:19
lmao matthew verse 11 shut the fuck hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

Poor girl....
By: GN777Sia. on 04 Nov 08, 11:35:48
Poor girl....

then get over ...
By: DirtyDirtracer2006. on 04 Nov 08, 06:13:24
then get over yourself

Not funny
By: alexrnb77. on 04 Nov 08, 00:54:24
Not funny

Idiot.....
By: ABAZAN81082. on 03 Nov 08, 21:07:49
Idiot.....

what a waste of ...
By: chiquita1216. on 02 Nov 08, 16:31:34
what a waste of time.

Do u want crab ...
By: socal2121. on 01 Nov 08, 08:10:54
Do u want crab rangoon or egg roll?

shut up you boring ...
By: 03Dmartin. on 31 Oct 08, 15:58:48
shut up you boring arseholes

She should be ...
By: vitorcui. on 30 Oct 08, 14:13:29
She should be making orange chicken and egg rolls. Those are goooood...

p.s. WHY DON"T YOU ...
By: Ownagetothe5thdegree. on 30 Oct 08, 10:45:17
p.s. WHY DON"T YOU JUST IGNORE THE FACT THAT THEY ARE GAY. frankly i've seen gays more girly than some girls i know

so are you saying ...
By: Ownagetothe5thdegree. on 30 Oct 08, 10:44:09
so are you saying that gays want to be married just to piss you off. obnoxious much. and btw i like to think it more like 5000 odd years of two people who love each other very much getting married

No, it isn't ...
By: YoungNubb. on 29 Oct 08, 23:28:23
No, it isn't compassionate, but the other isn't compassionate either. In this sense, gay marriage is a truly amoral issue. Gay people are allowed to be with each other, no question. Whether the state should legally recognize this union with a societally invented system, marriage, and disregard some 5,000 odd years of man-woman marriage... well, that's another question. You really think gay marriage will improve anything? All it's going to do it cause more resentment on one side, and smugness

Henry Rollins - Civil Liberties Under Attack
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Civil Liberties, the Internet, and Free Speech. Henry Rollins tells it like it is.

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right fuckin on!! ...
By: kotj101. on 21 Nov 08, 14:46:11
right fuckin on!! tell it straight!

all right Henry, ...
By: tgoodfella. on 21 Nov 08, 00:15:41
all right Henry, don't forget ann coulter that bitch. Just cause you question things, not anti-govt but question some of those motives or reasons for what their doing. These assholes and bitches call people unpatriotic. Their the biggest hypocrtics, they preach do what they say but don't do what they do.l

Carl Rove and Sean ...
By: funk7000. on 08 Nov 08, 22:55:06
Carl Rove and Sean Hannity. Don't forget Bill O'Rielly, and those fear/paranoia mongers Glenn Beck and Nancy Grace

henry rollins ...
By: alphaomega223. on 07 Nov 08, 07:47:12
henry rollins fucking rocks. this guy tells it like it is keep up the good work \

FUCK YOU!!! ...
By: robvelor. on 31 Oct 08, 02:39:24
FUCK YOU!!! Priceless!

Fucking word
By: Veldenchrist. on 30 Oct 08, 18:18:14
Fucking word

I can almost feel ...
By: intanjible. on 29 Oct 08, 07:03:15
I can almost feel his spit hit my face when he says that first "FUCK YOU!".

ok people now its ...
By: garytheshagger. on 27 Oct 08, 17:26:11
ok people now its time to get off ur lazy supersize me asses and take your country back.there is too many indians and not enuf chiefs in the truth movement.

go henry your the ...
By: CarD51Short. on 27 Oct 08, 05:55:00
go henry your the man!

another fucked up ...
By: mackcx613. on 23 Oct 08, 18:41:39
another fucked up retard fag

Preach on brother ...
By: BajaBryan. on 15 Oct 08, 20:33:15
Preach on brother Henry! We need more Americans like you that understand this because our liberty is definitely under attack. "When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty." - Thomas Jefferson

Right on Henry!!!
By: sarahaslocum. on 15 Oct 08, 10:00:58
Right on Henry!!!

buuuuh wait theres ...
By: laxguy22655. on 11 Oct 08, 01:10:05
buuuuh wait theres people just as angry as me holy shit ive learned something new today and wait hes on tv crap i need to watch more tv ifc crap i dont get that channel damnitt just when i find out there is something worth watching i cant even watch it

Henry rollins,wash ...
By: leamingto. on 09 Oct 08, 18:47:46
Henry rollins,wash your mouth out with soap! The net is run by yids wanker

I love this guy! I ...
By: fireonice233. on 07 Oct 08, 13:19:59
I love this guy! I love him..Absolute truth!

ABSOLUTELY AGREE, ...
By: Australianawareness. on 07 Oct 08, 03:31:19
ABSOLUTELY AGREE, well said Henry. One stupid comment: internet has only been around for 1 decade ;)

Anyone who says " ...
By: BandedArtists. on 01 Oct 08, 09:13:00
Anyone who says "Fuck Karl Rove!" with such passion is OK in my book.

I came.
By: bobobaggins13. on 01 Oct 08, 04:10:27
I came.

Right on!
By: Arelak. on 25 Sep 08, 17:59:04
Right on!

I FUCKIN LOVE ...
By: Agrouchyhippo. on 24 Sep 08, 00:45:55
I FUCKIN LOVE ROLLINS!!!!!!

GO ROLLINS! FUCK ...
By: Dboz1984. on 17 Sep 08, 06:21:11
GO ROLLINS! FUCK YEAH! LOL

someone needs to ...
By: adam1803221. on 17 Sep 08, 05:03:19
someone needs to slap this guy.

this comment is not ...
By: hpso12xu. on 03 Sep 08, 10:22:53
this comment is not spam, so i'll repeat it for magick205 "Those who would give up Essential Liberty to purchase a little Temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety." - Benjamin Franklin

DEATH TO THE NEW ...
By: illchemist07. on 03 Sep 08, 09:03:14
DEATH TO THE NEW WORLD ORDER!

HELL YEAH! HES THE ...
By: DLotet. on 02 Sep 08, 17:34:46
HELL YEAH! HES THE MAN!

Bill Maher Live - Current Events (part 3)
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Current events.

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