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Bad parking woman
Posted by: OpioT

Video duration: 247 seconds

They say that women are dumb to drive... This definitevely proves it.
Sorry for women, but it's true.

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How the fuck did ...
By: Vattendrag. on 01 Dec 08, 21:41:37
How the fuck did she even manage to get a license?

i think she likes ...
By: EvolutionIXRR. on 29 Nov 08, 05:01:52
i think she likes Mr. Bean.

why would she even ...
By: Gambit2483. on 28 Nov 08, 13:24:16
why would she even try, it's obvious the van is WAY too big to fit. What a dumbass

lmfao wow dumb bitch
By: bella2420. on 27 Nov 08, 13:29:07
lmfao wow dumb bitch

lady, i'm a woman ...
By: tukatuki. on 25 Nov 08, 10:28:47
lady, i'm a woman and i can tell you, your car wont fit in there...so stop mashing the white car...

im not sure the car ...
By: Crezz33. on 20 Nov 08, 04:37:07
im not sure the car can even fit there lol

paaaaaa ...
By: icegirl550msncom. on 18 Nov 08, 23:34:23
paaaaaa leeeeeeeeeeeve let me help you!

I SAW NOTHING WRONG ...
By: wodkasj1. on 16 Nov 08, 04:21:53
I SAW NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT... LOL

she does relly suck!
By: BoomSmokersOnely. on 15 Nov 08, 17:57:19
she does relly suck!

woman.. -sigh-
By: Sammonoske. on 06 Nov 08, 03:14:10
woman.. -sigh-

She is seriously ...
By: pinkunderbelly. on 31 Oct 08, 17:07:06
She is seriously scary and aggressive...not a typical woman driver there...she's actually a beast!

this is just ...
By: AlexanderVince. on 23 Oct 08, 06:29:27
this is just painful to watch

i feel so tired!!!! ...
By: 233837. on 11 Oct 08, 16:49:47
i feel so tired!!!!!!what the f...k?????unbelievable

What a dumb bitch ...
By: Matty231. on 11 Oct 08, 07:33:47
What a dumb bitch lol.

tu madre es blonde!
By: Matty231. on 11 Oct 08, 07:33:30
tu madre es blonde!

YOU CAN'T FIX...... ...
By: pfbfld03. on 09 Oct 08, 16:42:41
YOU CAN'T FIX................

mdr c est sure elle ...
By: missmarok985. on 02 Oct 08, 18:44:21
mdr c est sure elle est blonde elle mdr!!!!

abit determined! i ...
By: potatopotato08. on 30 Sep 08, 14:52:58
abit determined! i would of said that space was too tight in the first place

no that would be ...
By: moltenriches. on 29 Sep 08, 13:15:59
no that would be linear, parallel is when two objects are side by side at an equal distance, not in line one behind the other, so your wrong.

Actually... The ...
By: ManUtdCaptain. on 29 Sep 08, 10:21:27
Actually... The point of parallel parking is that you end up parallel to all the other cars...

the whole point of ...
By: moltenriches. on 28 Sep 08, 21:29:36
the whole point of 'parallel' parking is that you start off paraallel to the car in front, shes not doing that so she constantly ends up going in at the wrong angle

Stupid woman, ...
By: KissMyGuns76. on 25 Sep 08, 10:12:38
Stupid woman, people like her who have no understanding of the size of their car should not be on the road. But her stupidity is funny to watch!!

Because of stupid ...
By: hesoyam997. on 18 Sep 08, 07:44:59
Because of stupid cows like these my car gets scratched all the the in the parking lot Anyone got a gun ?!?!?! put her out of her misery

I hate sexist ...
By: BlacksGodDaughter. on 17 Sep 08, 23:22:36
I hate sexist people like you. Women have the same rights as men do to drive. That's the dumbest comment I've ever heard, that women can't drive. Honestly.

yea stupid womans
By: CruelQuertos. on 17 Sep 08, 19:27:55
yea stupid womans

Gay Referee
Posted by: OpioT

Video duration: 38 seconds

Soccer is not just a sport for men and women.

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hahahah
By: altemid. on 29 Nov 08, 12:23:39
hahahah

the refree ever
By: Essien82. on 20 Nov 08, 15:33:23
the refree ever

man thats funny ...
By: eddyman717. on 18 Oct 08, 09:36:43
man thats funny but that guys werid

...
By: yodathewiser15. on 16 Oct 08, 16:09:13
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

lol feild fairy
By: nlchamps07fan. on 07 Sep 08, 23:49:53
lol feild fairy

Holy crap.
By: OREZ828. on 21 Jul 08, 15:47:39
Holy crap.

He´s a Showman. ...
By: veightengine. on 14 May 08, 03:14:21
He´s a Showman. That´s funny.

that's funny....... ...
By: logesa. on 07 Mar 08, 21:30:53
that's funny.......?)&"·" hahhahahahhaha

fucking hilarious
By: terryjmorgan20. on 28 Jan 08, 13:13:30
fucking hilarious

Wow what a total ...
By: atiliothehun. on 08 Jan 08, 03:57:54
Wow what a total fucking fairy lol

Lol! 5/5
By: connerjohn11. on 06 Jan 08, 21:20:13
Lol! 5/5

totally gay
By: combobommen. on 17 Dec 07, 18:55:41
totally gay

hahahahahahahahaha ...
By: XxXFPVXxX. on 14 Dec 07, 01:35:16
hahahahahahahahaha thats great lol

Its funny!
By: FINNISHRAPBOY. on 01 Aug 07, 10:48:21
Its funny!

its great and funny ...
By: FINNISHRAPBOY. on 31 Jul 07, 13:13:44
its great and funny but name is not good

Funny. xD
By: Slythendor. on 25 Jun 07, 12:27:05
Funny. xD

lol, one of the ...
By: khaleda11. on 22 May 07, 22:15:02
lol, one of the players needs to kick him in the face!

Suck my dick, if ...
By: westermarktside2. on 09 May 07, 09:07:48
Suck my dick, if you want a whore to suck your dick you have to post this message in 3 other vids and you will get sucked tonight..THIS IS A TRUE THING, IT'S NOT FAKE!!

lol mygathias ...
By: Sythic232. on 26 Apr 07, 07:47:50
lol mygathias sounds like mygafhias and the referee is the father of yannick

the gay guy in this ...
By: mygathias. on 26 Apr 07, 07:46:47
the gay guy in this film was your one and only Sythic232

and the gay would ...
By: mygathias. on 26 Apr 07, 07:44:12
and the gay would know wouldnt he cause he is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooofucking stupid he sucks his dick all day singing celine dion peter is Sythic232

mygathias which is ...
By: Sythic232. on 26 Apr 07, 07:44:12
mygathias which is yannick has also been known for being a total asswipe lol

lol mygathias is a ...
By: Sythic232. on 26 Apr 07, 07:42:16
lol mygathias is a lying sack of shit and hes only 12

peter is a ...
By: mygathias. on 26 Apr 07, 07:35:12
peter is a homosexual post this on 5 other vids and he will turn gay for a day its true dont think this is fake this is the most true thing in the world

lol the yellow ...
By: btag1. on 25 Apr 07, 23:33:41
lol the yellow cards were the best part

Jesus the Musical
Posted by: OpioT

Video duration: 70 seconds

Jesus Christ the Musical

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hahaha, in the end, ...
By: shai901. on 25 Jan 08, 20:12:09
hahaha, in the end, he said " I will survive" and the bus came and ran over him.

I'm not to ...
By: jusstjones. on 25 Apr 07, 18:05:47
I'm not to concerned about this, but for one reason: If this had been Mohammed Youtube would have banned and censored it. Therefore I have to disapprove of it.

lmao
By: MonkeyOctober. on 18 Apr 07, 13:58:52
lmao

Bravo... you said ...
By: OpioT. on 04 Jan 07, 15:36:00
Bravo... you said it...

And you have to go ...
By: RawrBrendon. on 05 Dec 06, 19:39:44
And you have to go to church every day, not marry, read the bible, and die being a lonley solitary man. Who wants a life like that. And their another religions. ¬¬

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH ...
By: aladepollo2. on 05 Dec 06, 19:22:40
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH some idiot just said that you will regret posting this video both in this life and the next. As far as im concerned, christians dont believe in reincarnation you IDIOT

oh no...no...no...
By: Ontus. on 18 Oct 06, 02:33:59
oh no...no...no...

I feel bad for the ...
By: Sandershearer. on 17 Oct 06, 18:49:29
I feel bad for the people making this video.

If blasphemy is an ...
By: homerjk85. on 12 Oct 06, 11:38:57
If blasphemy is an "unforgiveable sin" then why do priests say "except jesus into you life and ALL your sins will be forgiven. "Jesus is Real. You should not compare Him with OTHER false gods." if jesus is real than why did you say HE A FAULSE GOD I think your subconsious mind is trying to tell you something.

Holy Jesus..that is ...
By: LordsLight. on 21 Sep 06, 00:04:27
Holy Jesus..that is really bad and not funny at all how it ENDED.

THE BIBLE QUOTES ...
By: TIExDYExGIRAFFE. on 09 Aug 06, 04:24:46
THE BIBLE QUOTES JESUS. THAT IS IMPOSSIBLE, ANYAWAY. and, oh no, once we know that the bible has lied to us about what jesus said, could it POSSIBLY be lying to us about jesus

it's a spinoff of ...
By: TIExDYExGIRAFFE. on 09 Aug 06, 03:50:39
it's a spinoff of jesus christ superstar, uneducated beezies.

You can't get mad ...
By: Carltonjhill. on 31 Jul 06, 04:08:45
You can't get mad cause they are telling the truth.

shut up!!!
By: nicfallenpants. on 29 Jul 06, 00:46:21
shut up!!!

reading the bible ...
By: makatao. on 02 Jun 06, 23:05:01
reading the bible is not limited to priest. everyone should read it. Jesus is Real. You should not compare Him with other false gods and freedom of speech should not be use on this things. this is not something to laugh and feast about, "only non-believers or pagans do that." this is Blasphemy to Jesus. FYI: "blasphemy" {1} means 'disrespect to God'; [2] is an eternal sin;[3] it is also known as an 'unforgiveable sin' see in the gospel of Mark 3:28-29

"It s disgusting to ...
By: OpioT. on 22 Apr 06, 02:09:00
"It s disgusting to make a fool of a prophet like jesus peace be upon him. My advice for you is to remove this bad video or you will regret it in this life and in the next life. " Belive me... I have nothing to regret... If I die, I really don't care where I'm going... if you don't like it... don't watch it... as simple as that.

that was fucking ...
By: Thorpwnsjesus. on 17 Apr 06, 20:54:42
that was fucking hilarious

It s disgusting to ...
By: naxjud. on 17 Apr 06, 14:58:33
It s disgusting to make a fool of a prophet like jesus peace be upon him. My advice for you is to remove this bad video or you will regret it in this life and in the next life.

I really don't get ...
By: OpioT. on 16 Apr 06, 21:20:41
I really don't get how people get mad with this video... As I recall... THIS DUDE IS NOT THE REAL JESUS!!! If you make fun of Santa Claus is the same thing because he is a SAINT... don't get mad, I didn't made the video I just posted it.

John 15:22 "If I ...
By: HamsterGuy. on 08 Apr 06, 16:17:36
John 15:22 "If I had not come and spoken to them, they would not have sin. Now they have no excuse for their sin. 23 The one who hates Me also hates My Father. 24 If I had not done the works among them that no one else has done, they would not have sin. Now they have seen and hated both Me and My Father. 25 But this happened so that the statement written in their law might be fulfilled: They hated Me for no reason. " ---Jesus Christ

i really think this ...
By: sadbandolero. on 22 Mar 06, 01:47:12
i really think this goes against my rteligion please i demand youtube not to put this beacuase it affects people mind !!! this is traition TO JESUS CHRIST!!! TSELF!!! waht is this?!!? god!! forgve them

its such a kind of ...
By: renren30. on 18 Mar 06, 09:28:33
its such a kind of stupd video

I will never see ...
By: humdingertube. on 18 Feb 06, 03:17:03
I will never see anything funnier than this. My life from this point on will be plaiged with boredom.

OMG.... that was .. ...
By: wandongluv. on 23 Jan 06, 02:22:06
OMG.... that was ... OMG lol... Thank you for sharing!

HOLY CRAP that was ...
By: suicideclubkids. on 19 Jan 06, 18:33:08
HOLY CRAP that was SO funny. I think my neighbors must be a little curious why I'm laughing so loudly. But, God, WE know why. My Lord, that was funny. By the way, your Jesus has a hot body.

Lucky Bastard
Posted by: OpioT

Video duration: 32 seconds

This man is REALLY lucky... he trew something into the Train Tracks and thought it was worthy to jump before the train arrived... Lucky Bastard...

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Why'D you remove ...
By: Rimmer66. on 21 Oct 08, 01:41:05
Why'D you remove the video fuck face ?

i helped the man to ...
By: aljazz90. on 23 Jul 08, 06:36:23
i helped the man to come out

assholes
By: alexbemish. on 16 Jul 08, 23:51:55
assholes

time is 30 then 31 ...
By: sn4gg3r. on 30 Mar 08, 17:47:35
time is 30 then 31 then 32 and then 31 lol

fake
By: arcangel2003. on 21 Mar 08, 18:35:49
fake

lol so paused ...
By: 26inchesonimpala. on 21 Mar 08, 09:59:45
lol so paused gotten him out then moved cus u can see the guy in the black twitch

why fake? you see ...
By: xHUNxDraco3D. on 09 Mar 08, 19:48:46
why fake? you see the cuts and?and you see the man from train,not under?noo no its not fake:S "sarcasm"

FAKEEEEEEE
By: kidlukas. on 06 Feb 08, 15:02:32
FAKEEEEEEE

Fake!!
By: MercuryRevolution. on 14 Jan 08, 22:38:54
Fake!!

check the time.. ...
By: ReisendeEuropa. on 14 Jan 08, 07:50:47
check the time.. only a second or two have been removed.. also, there is an access area beneath the rails so he was actually under the train, not in front of it, when it stopped... he was still an idiot for doing it though

hahaha so fake! xD ...
By: schmitt0389. on 27 Nov 07, 20:01:52
hahaha so fake! xD watch the man in the right...some frames have been cutted :P

watch the guy on ...
By: brianspa1. on 21 Nov 07, 17:06:20
watch the guy on the right... you can see the edit right as the train appears

ya if he would be ...
By: jews78. on 16 Nov 07, 20:55:47
ya if he would be cut in half and still alive!!When they were to move the train his insides would fall to the ground killing him!!Happens all the time!!If its real he should feel lucky some time they even bring love ones to say good bye be4 moving the train and killing him!!

wow......hes lucky ...
By: krafdinneryumm. on 14 Nov 07, 22:47:25
wow......hes lucky he's alive

the guy that jump ...
By: namdang622. on 09 Oct 07, 00:58:28
the guy that jump down, hes not down there, hes inside the train, and the other guy start pulling him out, ya see that little space between the concrete and the train, how the fuck can the man pull him up when the space is like 5inches wide

yes very fake
By: dannystasik. on 04 Oct 07, 11:25:50
yes very fake

fake piece a shit u ...
By: thomaseeeno. on 05 Sep 07, 00:15:27
fake piece a shit u suck my balls

It is f**king fake ...
By: Zemcha. on 11 Jun 07, 20:28:33
It is f**king fake ... :D

OMG MUST TRY HARDER
By: cranro. on 08 May 07, 16:32:35
OMG MUST TRY HARDER

wtf...its fake...
By: LuckyBastard666. on 26 Apr 07, 17:15:41
wtf...its fake...

fake
By: XentriX86. on 26 Jan 07, 18:25:04
fake

Dumbass driver
Posted by: OpioT

Video duration: 42 seconds

Many people think you can beat a moving car... WRONG!! If you see it ina movie... DON'T TRY IT!!

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Drunk Refill
Posted by: OpioT

Video duration: 29 seconds

Always want more beer? Not anymore after you've seen this!

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Door without window
Posted by: OpioT

Video duration: 23 seconds

Avoid touching the doors on the glass... it's much safer if you use the wood on the door.

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Real Game
Posted by: OpioT

Video duration: 69 seconds

Carefull on what you play. It may come back to get you...

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World Cup
Posted by: OpioT

Video duration: 20 seconds

The wold cup has begun... everybody is into it...

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Dante VS El Escorpion
Posted by: OpioT

Video duration: 9 seconds

La batalla epica... ¿Quién ganará? ¿El escorpión? ¿o Dante? ¿Quién es Dante? ¿Cómo apareció el escorpión? que importa... el video es divertido

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Windows Crash
Posted by: OpioT

Video duration: 31 seconds

This shows us that windows never was or will be perfect

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Alien Survival
Posted by: OpioT

Video duration: 42 seconds

Are we alone in the universe? Maybe... but this explains why...
UMG claimed Rights on this video... EH!? For what?? Music??

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