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My God, it's Ron ...
By: johnreagannumber1. on 02 Dec 08, 08:47:20
My God, it's Ron Paul ;) Love Woody Allen. I hope he always embraces the YouTube medium.

I respect George ...
By: FreakinZigZag. on 26 Nov 08, 03:36:13
I respect George Carlin and his audience, but to me, I never get a chuckle from watching his shows.

Pretty cool.... ...
By: dixiefilms. on 25 Nov 08, 14:19:06
Pretty cool.... We have Opal as THE X-RATED GRANDMA! Come watch Opal...you'll laugh your ass off!

are you on youtube, ...
By: willywonka091. on 19 Nov 08, 04:38:38
are you on youtube, or the internet?

carlins a piece of ...
By: 888edward888. on 13 Nov 08, 00:45:46
carlins a piece of grbage, the opposite of funny

puede serrrrrrrrrrrr
By: rholando. on 10 Nov 08, 08:18:12
puede serrrrrrrrrrrr

During that writers ...
By: 99Harleydude. on 10 Nov 08, 05:23:09
During that writers strike George Carlin went out on stage and just stood there. He didn't say a word....got a lot of laughs

Hello
By: hoppako. on 06 Nov 08, 21:11:37
Hello

Now you explain it, ...
By: jmps8. on 20 Oct 08, 06:56:22
Now you explain it, it's funny. Nevertheless, before reading your comment, I didn't understand it

He was actually ...
By: freeri87. on 26 Sep 08, 21:55:48
He was actually born Allan Stewart Konigsberg and his family was Jewish and his grandparents were Yiddish- and German-speaking immigrants.

It's possible to be ...
By: SabraMagdalena. on 15 Sep 08, 22:46:41
It's possible to be both, you know.

Is he Jewish or ...
By: Snotra. on 15 Sep 08, 12:46:40
Is he Jewish or American?

woody allen <3333
By: umashlee. on 29 Aug 08, 07:30:44
woody allen

Laugh Track. It was ...
By: MattTrevithickMovies. on 24 Aug 08, 02:30:57
Laugh Track. It was during the Writers Strike to symbolize that because there are no writers to write the scripts, this is the best that they can come up with. IE: WE NEED WRITERS

This was not funny ...
By: freeri87. on 15 Aug 08, 23:49:47
This was not funny at all.

that's the point ...
By: wecfa. on 18 Jul 08, 19:01:48
that's the point it's not funny and they're putting a laugh track on it because there are no writers so that's the best they can do -sorry I'm not very good at explaining things

? whats funny ...
By: theprinceofevill. on 16 Jul 08, 18:24:04
? whats funny about a fellow drinking ?

bigger the better : ...
By: andrewbeltran. on 09 Jul 08, 04:47:34
bigger the better :) (meetyourfling) c o m masamich 581024

u are just jealous
By: pepe1615. on 01 Jul 08, 02:07:43
u are just jealous

pedophile !
By: bissikrima. on 28 Jun 08, 16:37:27
pedophile !

tht preety funny ay.
By: estest1333. on 21 Jun 08, 19:46:33
tht preety funny ay.

yawn
By: wagwanali99. on 20 Jun 08, 13:28:23
yawn

And they are still ...
By: ragingbull888. on 14 Jun 08, 05:10:30
And they are still together, so it must have been true love.

hey who was ...
By: mjufpn. on 03 Jun 08, 15:05:56
hey who was laughing at him was it the camera crew??

you are such a ...
By: eleanorruby. on 30 May 08, 23:41:47
you are such a prude. the woman was twenty-two years old and in no way related to allen -- not even by law.

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Episode 34 : 1/29
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No I dont think so
By: dmariepaschal. on 03 Nov 08, 04:28:56
No I dont think so

Who were the other ...
By: AgentxOfxChaos. on 14 Sep 08, 02:13:35
Who were the other three girls other then Maggie though?

oh and I liked the ...
By: wecfa. on 18 Jul 08, 18:52:31
oh and I liked the clip- it made me laugh

why did they spell ...
By: wecfa. on 18 Jul 08, 18:51:59
why did they spell maggie gyllenhaal's name wrong- this annoys me

LOL @ the ...
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LOL @ the shoulderpads

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I'm under no false ...
By: DarthSheen. on 10 Feb 08, 22:37:33
I'm under no false illusions that i know how a new system should run; rather the current system is unfair and she be razed to the ground. Hollywood's a dead dinosaur in my opinion, fat off the misery of others.

I love you're ...
By: montavilla. on 10 Feb 08, 22:30:58
I love you're intent, but that's a bit naive. What is YouTube? Who owns it? Why would you use them for distribution? What happens if you film/content is longer than 10 minutes? How are you going to pay for the cost of production if you aren't making any money for your artistic endeavor? What is in the YouTube agreement clause for posting content? What is in the fine print? Etc.

There's No Such ...
By: myleftnutts. on 10 Feb 08, 11:29:43
There's No Such Thing as a" Free" market economy,those are just words.we are "IN" the totalitarian regime.

Precisely my point. ...
By: DarthSheen. on 09 Feb 08, 22:05:41
Precisely my point. History remembers Sophocles, Shakespeare, etc. Who acted in those productions? Actors are important, but why are they more important than the person who wrote the thing that's making their career. 20 million for 3 months work just to pretend you're someone else, which I'm sorry is human nature. Give me a break. The true artist is being ignored.

Agreed Darth look ...
By: ssfranny. on 09 Feb 08, 19:40:52
Agreed Darth look at the series "Friends" so MAtthew Perry is a talented comedic actor but would he really be funny at all without the talented writers that wrote for the show? Now I'm sure they all cashed out (writers) for many millions, but it pales in comaparison to what the marginal actors made. Theres a reason you see very few of them on TV/movies anymore except Aniston. Writers need to take the power back.

If I had a great ...
By: ssfranny. on 09 Feb 08, 19:38:00
If I had a great idea for a sitcom/drama series and I had the cash I'd put a pliot on the Internet myself. I don't know why some of these rich retired entertaiment guys lie Eisner and Turner don't fund startup shows to put on the Internet. Once you get a loyal following, you could charge so much per show or season. If it becomes popular enough, you go to the studio/network and write your own ticket. .

this is some cheesy ...
By: 54spiritedwill54. on 09 Feb 08, 00:22:24
this is some cheesy business.

I love this. Maggie ...
By: biteyourthumbsoff. on 05 Feb 08, 18:14:16
I love this. Maggie Gyllenhaal's the best.

i'm not arguing ...
By: DarthSheen. on 05 Feb 08, 05:35:26
i'm not arguing against the market per se, just the unequitable way the wealth is distributed. The writers make this creation, and the actors, directors, producers, and the studio eggheads reap the rewards from that creation. The writer gets dick. Say you invented something but only the people that market and distribute it make the money; wouldnt you be pissed? Get rid of the current system. It sucks.

rigelnigel is the ...
By: Fight4Rock. on 05 Feb 08, 01:58:16
rigelnigel is the kind of person i simply cannot speak with. so i shall type instead. i write. i love to write. i live to write. and these people, as well. no doctor can save my life more successfully than a truly magnificent story. and you know, no one deserves to be ignored. .me.

We live in a free ...
By: RoanEpona. on 05 Feb 08, 00:11:11
We live in a free economy where people can compete for what ever the market will produce. How would determine what people are supposed to make? In a free economy the market determines this. If enough people turn off their TVs then you have writers making very little. But in the real world there's a great demand for talent. You might want to try the nearest totalitarian regime.

I propose we ...
By: DarthSheen. on 05 Feb 08, 00:01:04
I propose we destroy the Hollywood system all together; i think the average person doesn't appreciate the sick amounts that actors get, so why not boycot hollywood altogether and we'll make our own films and tv for now on and put it on youtube for free. everybody gets nothing

rigelnigel, How ...
By: speechlesshollywood. on 04 Feb 08, 18:01:56
rigelnigel, How lovely it is that you've decided for the rest of us what's truly important and valuable in life! The burden you must shoulder on a day to day basis is staggering, after all, it's a big world you're looking after; no wonder you haven't time to both watch television and read a book. Oh, as long as we're chatting, are there any books I shouldn't read? Just thought you might be the person to tell me what's offensive and what's acceptable. Thanks in advance.

so so awesome!
By: teammandi. on 04 Feb 08, 08:43:22
so so awesome!

good lol
By: RallyR32. on 04 Feb 08, 03:59:49
good lol

"speechless ...
By: mani1239. on 04 Feb 08, 03:53:15
"speechless hollywood" has had 34 videos and all of them have had less than 30,000 viewers. I guess this proves the theory sex sells.

The writers of good ...
By: mani1239. on 04 Feb 08, 03:51:58
The writers of good television shows deserve as much respect as any book author. Even though writers do not save lives, they do make lives a little bit better. They earn more money because they work for more people and because the entertainment business gets a lot of money. Actors, Directors, and producers are not the only ones who should get money from DVDs, w/out writers they have nothing to work with in the first place.

Hey RallyR32, how ...
By: kirktucci. on 03 Feb 08, 21:44:46
Hey RallyR32, how about 3)An interim deal is worked out to be voted on by the WGA members. Read a paper.

Is Paschal related ...
By: YUPchannel. on 03 Feb 08, 11:26:03
Is Paschal related to the famous Pascal family? Livewire- :P

Episode 1 : Nov 22
Posted by: speechlesshollywood

Video duration: 149 seconds

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LOL - "On the nose? ...
By: choaxstah. on 19 Sep 08, 15:22:13
LOL - "On the nose?" xO

lol this is funny
By: pea8vey. on 06 Apr 08, 05:41:50
lol this is funny

those who say that ...
By: inhye85. on 28 Feb 08, 22:05:19
those who say that we don't need writers... are you serious? I mean really think about it first. I think it's great that people are posting their thoughts on this subject matter. It doesn't matter if we agree or not because there will always be two sides to a story. It's just good to see intelligent people argue.

she's been in tons ...
By: mkaro. on 23 Feb 08, 09:40:29
she's been in tons of great movies...google here, silly!

well, until now, i ...
By: kklash28. on 22 Feb 08, 23:05:57
well, until now, i didnt know who holly hunter was. i was told i look like holly hunter and didnt know what she looked like. does anyone want to explain to me what exactly she does? or what she plays in?....

"On the nose" means ...
By: gkubota. on 02 Feb 08, 20:20:42
"On the nose" means that it's too obvious and trite. I.e. blind person saying "darkness, blackness, I've never seen a movie." Like in a horror movie, if the killer attacked someone and said "I am stabbing you because my mother chained me to the radiator when I was six." -- A Writer

brilliant and funny
By: provoko. on 31 Jan 08, 01:30:42
brilliant and funny

ah... Ask a writer.
By: RoanEpona. on 30 Jan 08, 04:10:54
ah... Ask a writer.

what DOES "on the ...
By: umassbluangel. on 29 Jan 08, 17:57:00
what DOES "on the nose" mean?

Haha! That's funny! ...
By: CantSeeTheStars. on 17 Jan 08, 12:43:55
Haha! That's funny!! If that were me I would've gotten soooo annoyed at him! Hah, this is a good one.

I felt like it was. ...
By: RammsteinIstMeinGott. on 13 Jan 08, 05:41:46
I felt like it was. that was the thought that came to mind for me when i saw this, and who the hell are you to judge whether it is appropriate or not?

RammsteinlsMeinGott ...
By: kirktucci. on 13 Jan 08, 00:08:24
RammsteinlsMeinGott, so basically you are highjacking this thread to note a point you have about American ignorance about other cultures. I think then, your statements are at best inappropiate for this venue.

NYartCarlifornia, ...
By: kirktucci. on 13 Jan 08, 00:00:58
NYartCarlifornia, your stumbles in sentence structure and anti-US or rather Pro-Europe and Latin American sentiment make me want to ask if English is a second language for you. It is a bit difficult to catch a train of thought from your posts.

Wow.. at last ...
By: NYartCalifornia. on 11 Jan 08, 18:33:27
Wow.. at last someone smart! We are so rotten by this Hollywood BS: Superheroes, who make more, who is the biggest spender, who slept with who knows, Who has panties on? Like there are not a lot important issues in the world.... Writers: write books, write documentals, write something that make the public focuses in important matters... Why we can't make more artistic and real movies or tv shows like Europe or Latin America? That is why we live in a fantasy world and full of complex!

I HAVE THE SOLUTION ...
By: NYartCalifornia. on 10 Jan 08, 18:12:24
I HAVE THE SOLUTION: Let's go back to the old Black&Withe movies... -Charlie Chaplin didn't need lines--...this way Writers can write books instead. It will be good for humanity if people from US become aware that there are other people in the planet apart from them. -We need to become more cultured anyhow! More books and less Hollywood entertainment!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Most actors are filthy rich anyway!

I LOVE HOW THE DID ...
By: gamergirl2120. on 10 Jan 08, 02:45:48
I LOVE HOW THE DID this... for the people who don't understand what they are doing.... LIFE WITHOUT WRITERS.... EQUALS NOT HAVING A WELL WRITTEN SCRIPT..... SUPPORT WGA.... even though I want my shows back... THE OFFICE FOREVER!

...and I thought ...
By: jayms74. on 10 Jan 08, 02:11:40
...and I thought trying to get my computer fixed was frustrating.

this is fuckin ...
By: htheyoutubr. on 08 Jan 08, 07:13:47
this is fuckin stupid didnt make sense

once more, this is ...
By: RammsteinIstMeinGott. on 22 Dec 07, 06:12:35
once more, this is definitely NOT a a racist video. NOT RACIST. ok, another point to agree on. all i'm saying is that there is this stereotype that foreigners cannot speak good english. it is true many times, but we never see the other side of the story in which the foreigners actually have to dumb-down their language for americans. i just wanted to give the other side of the story. everything in the media is so one-sided that it's just irritating sometimes.

i can't honestly ...
By: RammsteinIstMeinGott. on 22 Dec 07, 06:00:04
i can't honestly say that i speak any language well, but i am very familiar with at least 3 others as opposed to english. like i said, i wasn't sure what you were implying by mentioning the "on the nose" part of the video. i understood it as lack of english-speaking skills. again, i wasn't sure what your point was in in bringing that up, but this means that we at least agree on this one point. as i said in my earlier post, i didn't understand your implication. there's no argument there.

so you're saying " ...
By: CreepCrawler. on 20 Dec 07, 11:39:33
so you're saying "speak slowly using simple words" or morons will believe you're saying something racist? I don't think the fact that people are idiots and see racism everywhere is a good enough reason to lower our standards, I think it's a reason to raise them. If people can't understand the stereotyping's purpose here, who cares about them? Let them read and learn, don't lower yourself to their level!

There are a loooot ...
By: CreepCrawler. on 20 Dec 07, 11:37:11
There are a loooot of idioms that are used in English by Australians, Brits or even Canadians that are unknown to US natives... it's just how languages work, different countries, same languages, different idioms... in fact, I was making your exact point!

boy, you're obtuse! ...
By: CreepCrawler. on 20 Dec 07, 11:35:02
boy, you're obtuse! that's not at all what I was implying... on the contrary! Ironically, you defend plural culturalism but your reply is so ethno-centric, it's scary... you don't speal foreign languages, do you? what I'm saying as a non native English speaker is that the fact that he has to look up "on the nose" doesn't mean he speaks bad english, it means it's an idiom that's specifically American and that most non-US English speakers would have to look it up!

Brilliant! It takes ...
By: spheil. on 19 Dec 07, 09:34:19
Brilliant! It takes the entire team to make make the one on...seen!

ok, the guy was ...
By: RammsteinIstMeinGott. on 19 Dec 07, 04:19:16
ok, the guy was also a techie, not a writer, so he was in the wrong field and there was nothing wrong with the portrayal of that. all i'm saying is that americans generally have a negative outlook on other cultures (as other cultures do for each other, let's face it, there will always be prejudice), and this video just perpetuates that.

Episode 20 : 12/6
Posted by: speechlesshollywood

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