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Ali G- Science Posted by: usammon Video duration: 412 seconds Ali G talks to some geezers about science, and techmology Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment Latest comments made on this video: Your a proper idiot ... By: TheoUnit798. on 03 Dec 08, 23:06:57 Your a proper idiot for analysing it like that. The point of the show is that Ali G looks like an idiot, and indeed manages to drag some of the smartest people down to his level. Lol, the floata! By: UnknownAccount0. on 03 Dec 08, 16:13:10 Lol, the floata! a bloke called ... By: elsamuraiguapo. on 03 Dec 08, 09:01:21 a bloke called rainbow jeremy ROFL Haha! Kent Hovind! ... By: XeperIset. on 30 Nov 08, 00:48:43 Haha! Kent Hovind! The level of seriousity in this show fits him pretty well. He's funny. He has been in the debate for many years, and he is still lacking of knowledge in fundamentals of evolution. too funny. By: nycsultan1. on 29 Nov 08, 21:13:32 too funny. i wonder if any of ... By: 02joseph02. on 28 Nov 08, 21:17:34 i wonder if any of them even know that ali g graduated from the second best university in the world fucking kent what a bastard i hope he gets the idea of big BANG in jail ;) anguage it was a ... By: balamanti2. on 26 Nov 08, 07:35:33 anguage it was a long known problem due to the 32 bit registry limtations. Could not calculate more that 14 digit numbers with 4 points after the decimals. Any bigger number has to be treated in a special way of concatination. So it is limited by the maximum index of cconcatination and limited also by the size of the regitery byte. The pro- evolution scientest have proven himself unreliable Actually computers ... By: balamanti2. on 26 Nov 08, 07:35:25 Actually computers have limits to calculate any number... The pretentious "scientest" was wrong. Decimal numbers is known to have limits. Take the most powerful calculator it very rare that it than 4 points after decimals. Even in computer programming. in Basic L they should all put ... By: whiterabbit360. on 24 Nov 08, 14:25:52 they should all put their differences away and drink some mighty fine beer smoke his own home ... By: quevendes86. on 23 Nov 08, 06:51:13 smoke his own home grown!! He dont have a Tele!! LOL lolol By: gaoussou6. on 22 Nov 08, 19:35:52 lolol rofl ! By: 4000angels. on 19 Nov 08, 03:07:21 rofl ! I am fucking ... By: Hellooli. on 18 Nov 08, 10:53:43 I am fucking rofling at the guy with the glasses who always looks shocked everybody he speaks ... By: jayhayes2007. on 17 Nov 08, 22:14:07 everybody he speaks to are so dim haha they dont get its a set up lmao funny how they try ... By: DeathBlade93. on 17 Nov 08, 21:59:59 funny how they try to talk to him using logical terms, and he says "I aint a homo...?" and wtf floater lol 3:50 By: abtin909. on 16 Nov 08, 13:00:18 3:50 how can those guys ... By: anglfallen. on 08 Nov 08, 14:27:21 how can those guys not laugh this is fucking gold is g starting to ... By: vibrato5. on 08 Nov 08, 02:25:38 is g starting to crack up at 5:41? If he is it would be the first time. lol yeah because ... By: sinchampion. on 03 Nov 08, 23:00:00 lol yeah because kent hovind is probably cleaning floaters in prison where hs is now my cheeks ache from ... By: ieodksnw787. on 03 Nov 08, 06:41:20 my cheeks ache from laughing so damn hard at that last part w/ Kent Hovind. Genius. tech-mology, lol, ... By: GoldenRule83. on 01 Nov 08, 00:57:24 tech-mology, lol, yo what is that all about? he aint got no ... By: dazzlabrfc. on 30 Oct 08, 18:28:52 he aint got no technology.. check out his website.. ROFL ive seen it about ... By: mikeblblbl. on 29 Oct 08, 18:24:55 ive seen it about 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 times and still it makes me laugh:P "your wife is batty ... By: stealthunter14. on 25 Oct 08, 20:30:42 "your wife is batty" lol God is science By: WKaliber1. on 24 Oct 08, 23:23:47 God is science

Ali G- Treehuggers Posted by: usammon Video duration: 347 seconds Ali G talks to some treehuggers..nice Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment Latest comments made on this video: fuck these fuckin ... By: lwouldliketoknow. on 04 Dec 08, 20:39:08 fuck these fuckin protesting cunts. just do what your told and shut up. "No offense, but ... By: whittlescooker. on 03 Dec 08, 00:41:22 "No offense, but that song, In my opinion is a bit crap." Hilarious, that song sucked. i disagree in a way ... By: joeglimmix. on 01 Dec 08, 18:55:05 i disagree in a way...no doubt it is entertaining but if I were being interviewed with him I doubt I would play along...i guess it depends...if you are somebody with a 'reputation' (eg. political leader) then you would be less likely to play along...as some dude off the street, i would be more likely to hang out and play along since i have nothing to lose by hanging out with this guy... "i like when a ... By: ScottJanssen. on 01 Dec 08, 18:11:32 "i like when a person won't give up trying to give a legit interview no matter how stupid ali g gets...you think they would give up at some point... A DUH!" Andy Rooney did that very thing. People play along because it is fun. Lighten up. 4:13 to 4:35 best ... By: Suiton1. on 01 Dec 08, 11:52:36 4:13 to 4:35 best part. are you making fun ... By: joeglimmix. on 30 Nov 08, 10:11:05 are you making fun of my weight?...it is glandular, you know i like when a ... By: joeglimmix. on 30 Nov 08, 10:06:48 i like when a person won't give up trying to give a legit interview no matter how stupid ali g gets...you think they would give up at some point... A DUH! lmao whisper By: syea99. on 28 Nov 08, 04:46:04 lmao whisper what a Turd he is.. ... By: WPaisley91. on 26 Nov 08, 22:48:21 what a Turd he is.. Profanity is the best part man! its ALI - G!!!! "Was ya name?" " ... By: Tminus1second. on 25 Nov 08, 23:36:02 "Was ya name?" "Whisper." "Wha?" "Whisper." "Oh, cause he like whisperin'!" LMAO he edits the videos ... By: tubejockey17. on 25 Nov 08, 04:23:14 he edits the videos for profanity tree huggers hug ... By: PIRATESYO. on 23 Nov 08, 12:38:20 tree huggers hug trees i thought why cant the fish ... By: PIRATESYO. on 23 Nov 08, 12:35:59 why cant the fish acculy use a toilet?? why on every 1 of ... By: WPaisley91. on 21 Nov 08, 21:11:37 why on every 1 of your ali G videos does it skip?? Mash people up ... By: buchan23. on 19 Nov 08, 23:23:47 Mash people up whateva... LOL phat song By: mcslick222. on 17 Nov 08, 18:51:35 phat song i agree... that ... By: padaalsa. on 15 Nov 08, 23:47:12 i agree... that song was gay Priceless, how ... By: bongolongo. on 15 Nov 08, 23:15:32 Priceless, how stupid intellectual people can be. :) alaska ran out of ... By: spacecoke. on 15 Nov 08, 03:00:13 alaska ran out of sun lmfao xD Ali was right ... By: Tunedup81. on 15 Nov 08, 02:41:01 Ali was right though... That song was crap. everybody is so ... By: brianbb177. on 15 Nov 08, 01:56:09 everybody is so stupid, they fall for ali g's character so easily, why cant they see through it? lol By: acdc12111. on 14 Nov 08, 23:51:29 lol hahhahahha yee one ... By: gijz321. on 14 Nov 08, 23:47:12 hahhahahha yee one of the best parts XD No matter what the ... By: SSgtParmer. on 14 Nov 08, 11:59:40 No matter what the jew says, these treehuggers still behave politely and appropriately. That is so unlike republicans, who would probably have attacked him or at least started cursing. Ali G has a good ... By: SSgtParmer. on 14 Nov 08, 11:54:25 Ali G has a good point. Whales are so big, they must have massive pollutions. The pollutions are probably as big as an entire human, or maybe half of an American human.

Ali G - Economics and Selling Stocks High Posted by: usammon Video duration: 358 seconds ali g talks to teh chief economics advisor to Ronald Reagan Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment Latest comments made on this video: haha..his victims ... By: asg2k7. on 03 Dec 08, 17:20:44 haha..his victims make the biggest mistake when they try to give him examples He betta say tha to ... By: UnknownAccount0. on 03 Dec 08, 05:08:15 He betta say tha to ma face an I'll mash him up! mash him up. By: jwk87. on 03 Dec 08, 03:27:09 mash him up. Sh Sh Shake it like ... By: jwarren23isme. on 03 Dec 08, 03:06:24 Sh Sh Shake it like a poloroid picture ROFL ROFL!!!!!!!!! 1984!! brilliant :D By: novastyleNL. on 02 Dec 08, 18:52:02 1984!! brilliant :D you're look pretty ... By: nycsultan1. on 01 Dec 08, 23:23:30 you're look pretty queer! LOL gaylord hahhaha By: lifemakesnosencetome. on 30 Nov 08, 23:13:32 gaylord hahhaha It's brilliant how ... By: nickdnc2003. on 28 Nov 08, 02:12:46 It's brilliant how he can never comprehend the hypotheticals "What kind of toy?" "Johnson.. who was ... By: MVX12. on 27 Nov 08, 11:52:52 "Johnson.. who was a MAN!" ahaha ROFLMAO... -G By: GagnezTV. on 27 Nov 08, 03:18:16 ROFLMAO... -G rofl! By: mtl47. on 26 Nov 08, 22:38:15 rofl! I sold my car for ... By: muffinman514. on 25 Nov 08, 16:38:57 I sold my car for 24 chicken nuggets. rotfl i was surprized at ... By: nickbosdizzle. on 25 Nov 08, 12:26:01 i was surprized at ali g's ideya of the money eg $52.14 bills, realy clevver wats the best pin ... By: Anarkiicry. on 25 Nov 08, 03:25:19 wats the best pin number? lmao! brap brap his sik ... By: 021persiankid021. on 24 Nov 08, 21:29:36 brap brap his sik fam looooool sacha is a fucking ... By: beeazwagnigga. on 24 Nov 08, 07:06:06 sacha is a fucking GENIUS!!!!!... "listen up, pay ... By: jibbi4one. on 22 Nov 08, 00:42:58 "listen up, pay attention, be careful with your cash if you want to be ware'in bling-respect." Keep it real... Ali G always dropping the reason bomb at the end, vintage Ali G. Wish the public were more careful with their money and not let the govt rob them blind! sha sh sh sh shake ... By: theblouses12345. on 21 Nov 08, 23:38:30 sha sh sh sh shake it like a polaroid picture you realize that he ... By: thakera. on 20 Nov 08, 05:26:29 you realize that he interviewed Brits for years before he started the American version of his show right? i love how he kept ... By: femtoguts. on 19 Nov 08, 20:11:40 i love how he kept thinking his examples were real and then would get mad when he said "its just an example" lol at 5:54 he ... By: Thycid. on 19 Nov 08, 19:29:52 lol at 5:54 he thought they were playing rock paper scissors or somethin "super skunk from ... By: Paz00ka. on 19 Nov 08, 12:41:39 "super skunk from amstadam". dat is cool aight? lmao my mate ... By: rickyerechillin. on 18 Nov 08, 17:57:11 lmao my mate dangerous dave said gimme the car then i said gimme the chicken and we will talk about it lmfao so funny sold me car for 24 ... By: jjdaking. on 15 Nov 08, 02:37:16 sold me car for 24 chicken mcnuggets lmao! "Why they have ... By: sagagear. on 14 Nov 08, 18:41:44 "Why they have pictures of gaylords on the bills?"

Ali G - Buzz Aldrin Posted by: usammon Video duration: 268 seconds Ali G interviews Buzz Aldrin, and asks some inspiring questions Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment Latest comments made on this video: der westen von ... By: swedishswinger. on 05 Dec 08, 07:42:28 der westen von berlin bumst alles buzz lightyear's ... By: 5alidal. on 05 Dec 08, 03:55:19 buzz lightyear's name was inspired by buzz aldrin himself actually buzz lightyear's ... By: 5alidal. on 05 Dec 08, 03:55:02 buzz lightyear's name was inspired by buzz aldrin himself actually buzz lightyear's ... By: turcorox911. on 04 Dec 08, 13:09:55 buzz lightyear's name was inspired by buzz aldrin himself buzz lightyear's ... By: turcorox911. on 04 Dec 08, 13:09:29 buzz lightyear's name was inspired by buzz aldrin himself actually how does he get to ... By: thereISnoRELIGION. on 01 Dec 08, 14:17:27 how does he get to interview high class people? BAHAHAHA BUZZ ... By: feeltheillinois. on 30 Nov 08, 04:39:18 BAHAHAHA BUZZ LIGHTYEAR does the moon ... By: lateral1987. on 30 Nov 08, 04:11:54 does the moon really exist? ha ha ha Buyakasha! ... By: amarall15. on 28 Nov 08, 09:18:41 Buyakasha! hahahahahahaha thats so funny buzz was very smart ... By: MarioK20. on 28 Nov 08, 08:44:25 buzz was very smart and quick to respond when ali g wanted to know why his joke was funny, but what would you expect of an astronaut who went to the moon. Usammon, you should ... By: jeremyrules2. on 28 Nov 08, 07:19:07 Usammon, you should repost all of your original videos without any editting! Buzz Lightyear. ... By: muffinman514. on 25 Nov 08, 19:16:43 Buzz Lightyear. This M f'er is crazy. it amazes me that ... By: Mushfiquejk. on 24 Nov 08, 00:55:48 it amazes me that ali g keeps himself from laughing he says, there is ... By: THEBRITISHBADBOY. on 23 Nov 08, 22:30:41 he says, there is footage of J'LO with 2 big ones, and he makes a reinactment, of her holding two large knobs and sucking on them!!! What does he mean ... By: dpinsker. on 23 Nov 08, 17:34:45 What does he mean about J-lo picking up a quarter exactly? it kinda freezes in the middle lol. BUZZZ LIGHTYEAR! LOL By: quevendes86. on 23 Nov 08, 06:02:13 BUZZZ LIGHTYEAR! LOL i see.. heh. noone ... By: EdgeStormcrow. on 21 Nov 08, 15:18:19 i see.. heh. noone will talk to Borat anymore thats for sure. heh peace they explained the ... By: chefkoo. on 21 Nov 08, 07:37:41 they explained the process one time when sasha was on the letterman show. they said that it's gettting harder because as the show gets more popular, people know who he is so they have a more difficult time conning people basically seriously By: rockle18. on 19 Nov 08, 10:10:33 seriously buzz light LOL By: galactinho. on 19 Nov 08, 08:19:15 buzz light LOL ROFL LMAO!!!! By: NInjas0. on 18 Nov 08, 14:48:36 ROFL LMAO!!!! Was you ever ... By: dpinsker. on 17 Nov 08, 22:57:16 Was you ever jealous of Louis Armstrong? :P best prank video on ... By: telhi. on 17 Nov 08, 17:34:15 best prank video on youtube: TELHI NANG PRANK HOW does he get ... By: EdgeStormcrow. on 17 Nov 08, 16:55:53 HOW does he get these ppl for an interview. Yeah, not to ... By: bongolongo. on 16 Nov 08, 00:33:49 Yeah, not to mention the speed of his wits. Watch the Posh & Beckham video and see how he picks up on -everything- they say.

Ali G- Religion Posted by: usammon Video duration: 296 seconds Ali G talks to a group about Religion Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment Latest comments made on this video: Fat Athiest bitch By: decimator333. on 05 Dec 08, 00:47:05 Fat Athiest bitch the priest looks ... By: dafarreller. on 04 Dec 08, 19:58:09 the priest looks like he's going to eat him! HAHA he thought ... By: ROCKmaster201. on 04 Dec 08, 17:58:58 HAHA he thought jesus is santa dude, i'm laughing ... By: anodorsk. on 04 Dec 08, 01:21:02 dude, i'm laughing because this is just so ridiculous. i'm catholic, and that priest is clearly thinking "dude, i can't believe i did this." hahaha i thought ... By: HotFizzleSizzle. on 03 Dec 08, 20:36:16 hahaha i thought the same xDD Priest: "It's not ... By: hairyreasoner. on 03 Dec 08, 02:48:21 Priest: "It's not documented with any kind of evidence..." Too funny. that priest is just ... By: SnoocheeBoochees. on 02 Dec 08, 19:49:27 that priest is just thinking "damn if you were younger i would take you outside and so help me i would fuck you in the street!" lol he says Da ... By: whomadewho08. on 02 Dec 08, 08:41:43 lol he says Da Jewish thts funny as rofl we is got a ... By: Fiercefighter2. on 01 Dec 08, 16:14:22 rofl we is got a video LOL! Is that Dick ... By: nutzxian. on 01 Dec 08, 14:49:13 LOL! Is that Dick Cheney dressed as a priest? My my, the ... By: mirutsa. on 01 Dec 08, 14:34:26 My my, the conversations that a silly joke can start. An overhyped David ... By: Ruskiedann. on 01 Dec 08, 09:02:11 An overhyped David Blaine lol HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ... By: skellingtonxxx. on 01 Dec 08, 02:55:42 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! The stinkin' priest looks like he's going to jump out of his chair & beat Ali down! Hypocrite. Listen to what the ... By: lewis3367. on 29 Nov 08, 23:14:54 Listen to what the priest says from 4:00 to 4:35. I am a bit confused, father. I hope that is ... By: cpearson32. on 29 Nov 08, 16:20:01 I hope that is sarcasm. if it isnt, how a creator intrinsically linked with death supposing there was one? people say there's a heaven and hell means nothing. that does not quite count as fact. there is no proof in either. There are not made from nature because they do not exist. I don't personally ... By: NoerMSK. on 29 Nov 08, 13:40:39 I don't personally believe in God but thats my idea on the concept of God. say what? cause i'm ... By: jedinine. on 29 Nov 08, 13:38:08 say what? cause i'm tired of this dumb argument people have argued over religion for years it get us nowhere this argument has rained death down on those that don't believe in others faiths.other religous people have been persecuted for year even centurys this is why i stand and fuck religion like so many others and if you say well your going hell well i better pack my flip flops and sun tan lotion and don't forget my hawiian shirt i do believe in an afterlife my daughters are waiting for me Man I would roll ... By: disturbedreaper. on 29 Nov 08, 07:03:37 Man I would roll that priest a tall fat one with some proper Silver Haze and then make him read the bible out loud. I guarantee that he would go get laid that very same night A couple of classic ... By: enddogmanow. on 29 Nov 08, 06:41:35 A couple of classic quotes illuminating the absurdity of religion - enjoy :) The act of bellringing is symbolic of all proselytizing religions. It implies the pointless interference with the quiet of other people. ~Ezra Pound In general, the churches, visited by me often on weekdays... bore for me the same relation to God that billboards did to Coca-Cola; they promoted thirst without quenching it. ~John Updike HOW CAN YOU SAY ... By: cutiepie123469. on 29 Nov 08, 04:05:22 HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT?????? HOW CAN YOU SAY ... By: cutiepie123469. on 29 Nov 08, 04:04:45 HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT?????? Watch: ROOT OF ALL ... By: freeakyjesusfreak. on 29 Nov 08, 03:38:57 Watch: ROOT OF ALL EVIL By: Richard Dawkins "ZEITGEIST: THE MOVIE" [ RELEASED 6/25/07 ] Part 1 (good) "ZEITGEIST: ADDENDUM" [ RELEASED 10/02/08 ] Part 2 (best) w w w dot zeitgeistmovie dot c o m "Religulous" By: Bill Maher Good documentaries! yes you are quite ... By: davesni. on 29 Nov 08, 01:07:36 yes you are quite right,,,except there IS no god.. but you are right in the fact that humans believe in him...silly humans... there is no god...accept it... aint it a ... By: truemonolith. on 29 Nov 08, 01:02:51 aint it a coincidence that he was born on christmas day ai? heheh i love it. after life? there ... By: davesni. on 29 Nov 08, 00:57:27 after life? there is nothing my friend....im sorry to break it to you but there is nothing, if you think i am wrong please tell me what evidence you have.. but my advice...enjoy life..this is all you will get..make the most of it.

Ali G - LAPD, Gangs, Dog Training Posted by: usammon Video duration: 445 seconds Ali G learns about the different aspects of law enforcement Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment Latest comments made on this video: what does ATF stand ... By: ThaGiver. on 02 Dec 08, 00:45:13 what does ATF stand for? Alcohol,Tobacco fire arms and explosive and what else do you sale? LOL LOL!!! dolphins ... By: nsapper123. on 01 Dec 08, 11:51:09 LOL!!! dolphins aint fish they are like mammaries LOL when the dog find the bomb how long does it take to defuse it. funny shit man orale. ha. what ... By: jvasquez7292. on 01 Dec 08, 03:58:19 orale. ha. what else does u sell? Mammals... Dolphins ... By: NoerMSK. on 29 Nov 08, 00:30:12 Mammals... Dolphins are mammals, they birth live... BEbest comedy vid: ... By: telhi. on 27 Nov 08, 20:22:34 BEbest comedy vid: TELHI NANG PRANK the words of chief. ... By: diderr01. on 25 Nov 08, 03:48:49 the words of chief...... Bill Gates Rofl check Daryl ... By: DutchManticore. on 24 Nov 08, 11:16:26 Rofl check Daryl out.. check his face during AliG's intro lol. He's like "WTf is this idiot saying?!" he meant memories By: jsrsjs47. on 21 Nov 08, 01:29:21 he meant memories LOL dolphins ain't ... By: Hadrenko. on 18 Nov 08, 10:22:28 LOL dolphins ain't fish theys like us theys mammaries Mammaries = boobs, i think u meant mammals Hahaha By: Fiercefighter2. on 18 Nov 08, 02:57:16 Hahaha my friend got shot ... By: jegovernor. on 17 Nov 08, 07:05:15 my friend got shot for doing the crocodile...WHY GOD...WHY!? I love it when ... By: soulmman. on 16 Nov 08, 02:49:34 I love it when people explain completely elementally basic things LOL. lol interview the ... By: RLewisH. on 13 Nov 08, 02:56:05 lol interview the dogs i already do By: RLewisH. on 13 Nov 08, 02:55:48 i already do The second dog man ... By: obbytoo. on 12 Nov 08, 21:28:18 The second dog man played alone ahaha your save lol By: BuddhaMaster84. on 10 Nov 08, 16:45:35 your save lol LOL dolphins ain't ... By: elsamuraiguapo. on 08 Nov 08, 08:55:45 LOL dolphins ain't fish theys like us theys mammaries i think if you kill ... By: NTIGBCYTP. on 07 Nov 08, 00:04:58 i think if you kill someone the law should make you fuck yourself. senior dogs ... By: rochedoxxx. on 06 Nov 08, 12:59:56 senior dogs interview the canines shadow puppets. haha By: chiliz999. on 05 Nov 08, 15:23:06 shadow puppets. haha why do you use ... By: luntytom06. on 04 Nov 08, 21:42:33 why do you use canines why dont you use dogs fukin wikid By: bass1dota2. on 04 Nov 08, 20:59:01 fukin wikid Anyone know the ... By: MacExpert. on 04 Nov 08, 13:58:46 Anyone know the song name he uses for the transition? massive deaf gang xD By: jordanextreme. on 03 Nov 08, 14:03:27 massive deaf gang xD Classic - dolphins! ... By: ariesram74. on 30 Oct 08, 08:18:31 Classic - dolphins! ROFL

Ali G- UN and Secretary General (Full) Posted by: usammon Video duration: 437 seconds Ali G talks to Boutros Boutros Gali, the UN secretary General...they establish that French is the funniest language, and that Jordan isn't named after Michael Jordan Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment Latest comments made on this video: The U.N is Nazism. By: mmtot. on 02 Dec 08, 18:55:12 The U.N is Nazism. isnt this where new ... By: ThaGiver. on 02 Dec 08, 00:31:53 isnt this where new world order plans stuff? i love when he ... By: ThaGiver. on 02 Dec 08, 00:25:33 i love when he calls em geezers ROFL haha did Boutros ... By: QPSmiley. on 29 Nov 08, 13:43:59 haha did Boutros Gali Just say that Arabic is the funniest language. My man Boutros ... By: 0prahTV. on 29 Nov 08, 09:25:19 My man Boutros Boutros Boutros... BOUTROS Ghali! "sum amazin ... By: escobarXrock. on 26 Nov 08, 04:45:14 "sum amazin hexploshuns" lol so what?! By: DutchManticore. on 24 Nov 08, 11:24:37 lol so what?! big ups 2 butrous ... By: dabotz2117. on 23 Nov 08, 18:25:32 big ups 2 butrous butrous butrous butrous ghali...lmfaoo hahaaahaaaaaaaa. it never gets old! haaaaahaaaaa "I be here wif dis ... By: buchan23. on 19 Nov 08, 06:20:54 "I be here wif dis geezer" LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111 OLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL AHAHHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFORROFLOROFLROFLROFLROFLOFlROFLOFlF BAHAHHAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAH OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMAAHAHHAHAHAHA Seriously? I'm left ... By: elsamuraiguapo. on 19 Nov 08, 05:18:57 Seriously? I'm left handed :) original version in ... By: kato0291. on 17 Nov 08, 01:47:16 original version in the episode had a sidenote specifying exactly that...complete with diagram. :) something along the lines of "If you're to fully get the political impact of this next segment, you should know that a bellend is the tip of a bloke's wee" ali's left handed By: 07tangjy1. on 16 Nov 08, 12:49:43 ali's left handed do you like to baku ... By: WKaliber1. on 12 Nov 08, 23:53:36 do you like to baku baku? The UN has its ... By: iceman95. on 12 Nov 08, 23:50:20 The UN has its problems but multilateral councils devoted to negotiating differences rather than fighting are the world's best hope at avoiding World War III. If you're gonna bash it, put up a better model of how to achieve peace on the planet. That Bush graduated ... By: fumbaxt. on 12 Nov 08, 00:41:38 That Bush graduated from Ivy league school only proves total maniacs can get good grades! So now that Bush managed to fuck up the world economy do you still think hes smart??? see w3 glorybound ... By: gloryboundkev. on 11 Nov 08, 05:33:07 see w3 glorybound net/endoftime php its a british term ... By: moomoo1999. on 09 Nov 08, 07:00:17 its a british term for they head of the dick also an insult what is a "bellend"? By: zeiad1. on 08 Nov 08, 21:53:43 what is a "bellend"? I know that, but ... By: WI4AA. on 07 Nov 08, 22:39:11 I know that, but 90% is a lot, so it's almost entirely controlled. Meaning that the other 10% don't worth a shit. its especially ... By: WKaliber1. on 07 Nov 08, 22:33:16 its especially controlled by the US when UN disagree with what the US does 90% of the time get your facts straight before your embarrass yourself again So, which ... By: WI4AA. on 07 Nov 08, 22:21:55 So, which organization do you asshole like? KKK? Fuck you. Everybody knows that UN is controled by US, but you can't say that. Ashmo you're not ... By: vsrtmma123. on 06 Nov 08, 02:52:26 Ashmo you're not smart at all. Learn to fucking type you illiterate irish potato danny boy. I know you think youre smarter than George Bush, but the truth is, youre not, you cant even fucking type a proper sentence you twat. Stop getting your political opinions from Pink and pick up a book you cunt. You honestly think youre smarter than George Bush/Sarkozy? George Bush is an ivy league school graduate you twat, his SAT scores correlate with an IQ of around 123, higher than yours no doubt. the UN is the most ... By: WKaliber1. on 03 Nov 08, 23:02:20 the UN is the most useless organization ever some-one please add ... By: zachwireless. on 02 Nov 08, 19:45:07 some-one please add me as a freind ha ha...have u ... By: ashmo1989. on 30 Oct 08, 01:42:35 ha ha...have u heard george bush speak lately....u think hes not a dumb ass, u think the likes of nicolas sarkozy isnt one too? get a grip, political leaders in the majority dont have a clue,so what if others do say the same, which i dont see here why shouldn't i say wot i like without being told to get a mind of my own, n dont fuckin call me a dumb ass u fuckin dick just cos i write something on this u need to relax

Ali G- Police Training (Full) Posted by: usammon Video duration: 382 seconds Ali G is trained at the Philadelphia Police Department Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment Latest comments made on this video: Stick ur ass in the ... By: gaoussou6. on 29 Nov 08, 22:45:24 Stick ur ass in the ground and eat that dirt lol Yo u like the taste ... By: Ponkey17. on 22 Nov 08, 09:03:08 Yo u like the taste of steel!?!? lol "Tell him to put ... By: theblouses12345. on 22 Nov 08, 02:23:51 "Tell him to put his hands up" "Put your hands up m********er" "No you can´t curse, you can´t curse" "You can´t curse!" XD Do you know what a ... By: elsamuraiguapo. on 19 Nov 08, 20:10:22 Do you know what a burglary is? Fo' real I is done a couple. 1 brother, 1 honky, ... By: R3VOLV3. on 15 Nov 08, 12:06:51 1 brother, 1 honky, 1 spanish lol at 3:00 Brinkman, u is ... By: twojarslave. on 15 Nov 08, 08:15:09 Brinkman, u is mental he was hardly the ... By: dextor0000. on 10 Nov 08, 18:46:00 he was hardly the cool and confident ali g here.. it was the confused borat here...both hilarious ofcourse.. omg that sick fat ... By: 0BALLINN0. on 09 Nov 08, 22:26:49 omg that sick fat cop really wanted to get Ali G to molest the criminal. big no no at 6:04 lolllllll By: bsol07. on 08 Nov 08, 01:29:46 lolllllll AHAHAHA!! Sasha is ... By: gbarrettomates. on 07 Nov 08, 02:36:30 AHAHAHA!! Sasha is a f*n genius! this is fkin class By: wiganlilgoon. on 01 Nov 08, 15:59:17 this is fkin class lol ali g's a g man By: pp2213. on 01 Nov 08, 14:13:09 lol ali g's a g man you got to touch ... By: NintendoRussi. on 31 Oct 08, 22:40:48 you got to touch him thats what we do hahahaha Lol. "Put up your ... By: CentrX137. on 29 Oct 08, 23:25:35 Lol. "Put up your right hand, sir" And Ali G does that. XD hahhaha 1 brother 1 ... By: samoc235. on 29 Oct 08, 16:02:13 hahhaha 1 brother 1 honky and 1 wts the s omg LOL NOW THAT ... By: kundrotux. on 26 Oct 08, 23:32:49 omg LOL NOW THAT WAS FUNNY!@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i just shat myself. By: TheChickenNugget666. on 26 Oct 08, 22:10:40 i just shat myself. like the taste of ... By: rawritsali. on 21 Oct 08, 22:42:29 like the taste of steel!?!? HONKIE :O By: pallevalle. on 19 Oct 08, 15:05:46 HONKIE :O ali would make a ... By: Blake0004. on 17 Oct 08, 22:51:26 ali would make a sik cop xD...this is well fukin funny that's hilarious. ... By: loachendormi. on 17 Oct 08, 18:38:45 that's hilarious. thanks for posting. fuk lol brovvs. ... By: 123456roo. on 17 Oct 08, 16:29:57 fuk lol brovvs. innit! ooooooomg! ali g is ... By: edersiomoran. on 17 Oct 08, 11:22:40 ooooooomg! ali g is the man! he always messes up everything! jajajajajajajja! one brother, one honky, one spanish! xD jajajajjajajaja yo, u like the ... By: FELIKS2121. on 16 Oct 08, 16:49:53 yo, u like the taste of steal? hahaaa ROFL...:) By: 123ralle. on 16 Oct 08, 11:11:14 ROFL...:)

Ali G - Christmas Confusion Posted by: usammon Video duration: 562 seconds Ali G interviews some geezers about christmas and it's normal customs Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment Latest comments made on this video: U said Ding Dong, U ... By: Amberg16. on 23 Nov 08, 22:03:25 U said Ding Dong, U sayed Again... Loved it And Happy easter like whatta hell :D :D beatbox in church lol Keep it real what is ... By: phreshfreeze02. on 14 Nov 08, 05:45:44 what is ramalamadingdong lmao!!! LMFAO this one is ... By: BeatOfTheHeat. on 09 Nov 08, 13:27:11 LMFAO this one is one of my favorites from ali g it's this usammon ... By: spotlitkiss. on 02 Nov 08, 20:55:04 it's this usammon guy - he edits them all - don't even ask wtf is it censored? ... By: CHOSENMORIDIN. on 02 Nov 08, 16:00:27 wtf is it censored?no brit channel censors ali g and it dont need to b censored for u tube so wtf?some1 upload the full version! he is a jew By: zzcak. on 27 Oct 08, 18:41:26 he is a jew haha i know man :] By: fvnmikcdvkjsx. on 18 Oct 08, 02:49:57 haha i know man :] yo man we calls it ... By: ChimeranTerminator. on 18 Oct 08, 00:19:35 yo man we calls it ganja not pot ayy? they don't have ... By: fvnmikcdvkjsx. on 17 Oct 08, 02:28:33 they don't have books in Jamaica only pot hhahah was jesu a ... By: whata123123. on 15 Oct 08, 18:24:15 hhahah was jesu a bitlike 2pac shakur best part yeah i think 2 hes ... By: GUNINYOFACE. on 15 Oct 08, 18:16:38 yeah i think 2 hes a jew quiet retard By: zzork. on 13 Oct 08, 11:27:54 quiet retard Ali G IS A DUMBASS ... By: TarasfromLvivUkraine. on 12 Oct 08, 16:51:42 Ali G IS A DUMBASS JEW whos coheb i only ... By: areskratos. on 12 Oct 08, 10:46:47 whos coheb i only know bruno this censorship is ... By: wubble78. on 11 Oct 08, 19:36:57 this censorship is DISGUSTING very nice!!! where ... By: ChimeranTerminator. on 10 Oct 08, 03:24:16 very nice!!! where i can learn patwah? Is there a book bout it somewhere? Its Jamaican ... By: tontonflingueur. on 10 Oct 08, 02:41:59 Its Jamaican English (Patois, Patwah) I speak it fluently. Its Jamaican ... By: tontonflingueur. on 10 Oct 08, 02:40:41 Its Jamaican English (Patois, Patwah) I speak it fluently. GENIUS!!! yo where ... By: ChimeranTerminator. on 05 Oct 08, 04:24:40 GENIUS!!! yo where did u find dis out? wapan = what ... By: tontonflingueur. on 04 Oct 08, 18:43:40 wapan = what happened everyting irie = everything good. too many cuts! :( By: hg00021. on 01 Oct 08, 00:22:45 too many cuts! :( yo duz anybody know ... By: ChimeranTerminator. on 30 Sep 08, 03:18:40 yo duz anybody know what him say to jamaica?? it be like: wapann, eventenarry? wat zactly duz it mean ay? if he is alive ... By: Zangloose. on 28 Sep 08, 03:22:42 if he is alive today, he probably be dead lmao Yes we know lol By: danny54125412. on 21 Sep 08, 21:34:21 Yes we know lol hehehe ...." ... By: marcinjbus. on 16 Sep 08, 02:21:52 hehehe ...."memellium"

Ali G - Who Wants to Win an Ounce Posted by: usammon Video duration: 204 seconds Ali G starting his own gameshow...the clip is fairly short, but it's funny Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment Latest comments made on this video: you guys are lucky ... By: MetallicThor. on 05 Dec 08, 09:30:40 you guys are lucky in Amsterdam,is it also legal in Rotterdam or just in one city? That's why I liv in ... By: IDickFaceI. on 04 Dec 08, 13:21:52 That's why I liv in Holland. It's totally legal here. =D I really hope that ... By: OriginalRubberJesus. on 30 Nov 08, 20:18:31 I really hope that was a joke well where i live ... By: OriginalRubberJesus. on 30 Nov 08, 20:18:17 well where i live people use the 1/8th 1/4 system, I guess it's easier for people in the states to use because we still use the royal system and you guys are metric LOL <3 By: emotikka. on 30 Nov 08, 09:12:10 LOL Get out your AK and ... By: ownagetothebonage. on 30 Nov 08, 01:52:48 Get out your AK and blow him away now evryone knows ... By: theblouses12345. on 30 Nov 08, 00:26:49 now evryone knows that buying drugs is illegal, but if you win them its alright innit? u prats u get 1.3- ... By: psykech. on 29 Nov 08, 14:32:44 u prats u get 1.3-1.8 grams wich is £10, an eigth or a score is £20 weighing about 3 grams, ounces are for smaller dealers that serve up for the main dealers who buy it by the kilo or just for a sick smoke i mean an ounce would make a hench mikey (its a mix of bud and fag which u rip through a bong) much better than splifs your all wrong weed ... By: merryjman. on 28 Nov 08, 03:14:49 your all wrong weed only comes in units of 1 lb and 10 lbs i used to live in ... By: wesleyjames81. on 26 Nov 08, 22:48:58 i used to live in British Columbia where we reffered to weights as 1/8's 1/4's 1/2's etc but i live on the east coast of canada now in newfoundland and you never hear people using those measurements England By: rhys21kipling. on 26 Nov 08, 03:10:22 England that isn't a fake ... By: OriginalRubberJesus. on 25 Nov 08, 01:23:14 that isn't a fake story that had just happened to me before i posted, i don't tell drug stories to look cool online i tell them because they're relavent and sorta funny, anyone who's been smoking weed or dealing with the weed subculture for a good amount of time is going to have some interesting and usually funny shit happen to them u no wats even more ... By: Rakipo. on 25 Nov 08, 00:46:17 u no wats even more retarded? telling fake stories to make yourself look cool online no you usually deal ... By: OriginalRubberJesus. on 23 Nov 08, 03:02:56 no you usually deal in 1/8ths 1/4s 1/2s 1 ounce see dealers aren't really good at math but this way all they gotta do is split it in half, sometimes even that's too complicated for them, this one time I went over to this dudes place to pick up a quarter I get there and he's all like I can't get you a quarter all I got are these 8th bags (holds up three 8th bags) he has smoked himself retarded. Cheech and Chong - ... By: xmonstar420x. on 20 Nov 08, 00:17:51 Cheech and Chong - Big Bambu (Audio Album) 'Let's make a dope deal' .... but that nikka is still funny as hell. . lol phone your ... By: DeathBlade93. on 17 Nov 08, 22:09:03 lol phone your dealer i think its funny ... By: uhohoreo1223. on 17 Nov 08, 07:23:16 i think its funny that people ARGUE over the fuckin I N T E R N E T shut up u set of ... By: sm1th18. on 16 Nov 08, 01:25:02 shut up u set of whinin bitches lmao so was i, By: ExVladdy. on 13 Nov 08, 07:41:12 lmao so was i, what do you mean ... By: markvanslam. on 12 Nov 08, 09:33:17 what do you mean where i go? Im not worried about getting my face smashed in in melbourne australia. and you made it a big deal, i was just making an observation and then you had to cone in with all that "idc about MJ" stuff. your a fucking dumb ... By: ExVladdy. on 11 Nov 08, 21:10:34 your a fucking dumb cunt, not only do i not have a sister but your making a big deal over a fucking video? Where i go, you'd get your fkn face smashed in. hey, according to ... By: pipmdirector. on 11 Nov 08, 20:38:13 hey, according to another one i was supposed to be dead... wait.... a week ago now? oh shit! i never was very punctual! must kill myself before anyone notices! brb... he's a baf of de ... By: BuddhaMaster84. on 10 Nov 08, 15:50:49 he's a baf of de finest skunk, i want ! looks like a dirty ... By: sk8ertom7. on 10 Nov 08, 03:36:55 looks like a dirty bag of shake lol thats not an ounce ... By: Pshamous. on 10 Nov 08, 03:09:56 thats not an ounce :p

Ali G - Iran vs. Iraq Posted by: usammon Video duration: 187 seconds Ali G talks to James Baker about Iran and Iraq...and when we invaded Iran Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment Latest comments made on this video: Carrots???!!!! lol By: 3r1cK503. on 05 Dec 08, 02:14:29 Carrots???!!!! lol You give me my ... By: LIP15. on 04 Dec 08, 22:58:35 You give me my justification for when i carve into your felsh you dirty cunt. You just wait, saying silly things on the internet can get you in hot water you racist fucking prick. Lol you are rich ... By: Kolokasidis. on 04 Dec 08, 21:18:16 Lol you are rich because you are greedy. You think being rich is everything, you stupid little turd of a horse? And what if we are poorer than you? Does that make us inferior? Hitler had a reason to turn your little asses into soap.HAAHAHAHAH Certainly a 'flashy ... By: lwouldliketoknow. on 04 Dec 08, 20:36:33 Certainly a 'flashy' leader is important for any country. dillinja - twist em ... By: waffleman360. on 04 Dec 08, 01:37:48 dillinja - twist em out Well one thing for ... By: TianAxtell. on 02 Dec 08, 23:03:20 Well one thing for sure if it was for their religion they shouldn't had gone there in the first place. Contradicts their original beliefs in the first place and leads to some arrogant behaviour like "god give us this land". long live IRAN , ... By: australiap. on 02 Dec 08, 22:16:42 long live IRAN , damn all arabs Sounds like someone ... By: LIP15. on 02 Dec 08, 20:18:44 Sounds like someone is a tad jealous because Jewish people are born smarter and better in general to everyone else... not to mention, we're fucking rich beyond our wildest dreams and your sitting at home on a dirt floor shitting in a shed at the bottom of your garden. How would you like it if i kicked you out of your house? I could fucking buy it from under your arse you little cunt, and then i could stab you and get away with it coz the judge would probably be Jewish. Seeing the picture now? jews run america By: 3eemy. on 01 Dec 08, 17:55:30 jews run america It's actually an ... By: barbs19788. on 01 Dec 08, 03:25:40 It's actually an ocean. lol 2:12 By: deadhead905. on 30 Nov 08, 05:48:43 lol 2:12 r u serious???? By: Segerzzang. on 29 Nov 08, 09:02:10 r u serious???? jews are gtting ... By: iiNDiTC. on 29 Nov 08, 05:09:52 jews are gtting kicked out of their illegal settlements in hebrons..even americans realize the jews are costing us lives and tax player money iran is the land of ... By: iiNDiTC. on 29 Nov 08, 05:06:47 iran is the land of aryans whats the song at ... By: NUFC1K95. on 28 Nov 08, 22:15:17 whats the song at like 0:17 and that? oh, it's a desert! By: AbramCortinas. on 28 Nov 08, 19:01:59 oh, it's a desert! "Fisher is crap"... ... By: Sefardi123. on 28 Nov 08, 12:05:58 "Fisher is crap"... In such a calculated way. I can't handle this guy! LOL!!! "so would ya eva... ... By: RPExecutor. on 28 Nov 08, 08:04:24 "so would ya eva... send carrots?" ... "no." "it's about other ... By: arn123321. on 27 Nov 08, 05:16:15 "it's about other stuff. I don't know what that is." hahaha Is Iran a country ... By: khanbaliq. on 26 Nov 08, 07:42:00 Is Iran a country or a desert? the silence at 1:57 By: caradeescusado. on 21 Nov 08, 23:40:31 the silence at 1:57 hey that sounded ... By: juniosonga333. on 20 Nov 08, 00:15:45 hey that sounded good! I got an ... By: UNKNOWNPOW. on 19 Nov 08, 16:28:49 I got an engineering quiz today too lol, just having a break whilst doing an all nighter :p roflmao James Baker ... By: xelotar2251. on 19 Nov 08, 03:20:38 roflmao James Baker oh no he didn't OMG.... ... By: Zerojquan. on 19 Nov 08, 02:17:56 OMG.... hahahahahahahahahaha

Ali G - Farm Confusion Posted by: usammon Video duration: 292 seconds ali g talks to a farmer Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment Latest comments made on this video: lol wicked!! By: Kemeshal. on 01 Dec 08, 06:29:57 lol wicked!! Some of the parts ... By: raymangame. on 24 Nov 08, 09:36:08 Some of the parts were cut? why is that? i nearly got ... By: jaybostein16. on 21 Nov 08, 18:02:25 i nearly got evicted from my apartment for laughin so loud... respect lol By: money5057. on 11 Nov 08, 01:04:40 respect lol 2:27 is the ... By: TeletubbieX. on 09 Nov 08, 21:50:24 2:27 is the sentence of them all. XD He's got a fake gun ... By: OreoCookieOreo. on 07 Nov 08, 22:58:22 He's got a fake gun, he's got a fake gun. you thought it was funny.... lol Best part in the ... By: DeadOmega. on 07 Nov 08, 06:32:23 Best part in the damn video.. Lol where are the tigers By: juniosonga333. on 02 Nov 08, 02:33:21 where are the tigers ROFLMAO !!!! ITS A ... By: TOKIOHOTEL399. on 27 Oct 08, 00:39:43 ROFLMAO !!!! ITS A CHECKEN !!! Respect LOL. By: OreoCookieOreo. on 19 Oct 08, 14:50:54 Respect LOL. ...to get you to ... By: loachendormi. on 17 Oct 08, 19:00:08 ...to get you to the climax! I haven't laughed ... By: loachendormi. on 17 Oct 08, 18:57:05 I haven't laughed like this in a long time. millions of vets in ... By: 123ralle. on 16 Oct 08, 11:14:45 millions of vets in vietnam... :D thought i would fall from my chair. are you kdding - ... By: tybaltyrant. on 15 Oct 08, 08:29:56 are you kdding - that was the best part!!! (he was in disbelief about the character he had just encountered) What the hell was ... By: zacksbigmovie. on 11 Oct 08, 18:30:38 What the hell was up with the 20 minute head shake at the end?! Hilarious, but I ... By: NorweiganFury. on 10 Oct 08, 04:12:37 Hilarious, but I kinda felt bad for the old man. He seemed like a nice guy that just got mad. "Is dat a reaw ... By: Burnaby1. on 01 Oct 08, 21:48:16 "Is dat a reaw animal?" lmfao By: Willemims. on 28 Sep 08, 21:53:12 lmfao Im crying with ... By: STINGintheTAILx. on 23 Sep 08, 21:46:07 Im crying with laughter here, the long haired chicken made me piss meself Why do you censor ... By: decimator333. on 23 Sep 08, 02:12:11 Why do you censor the videos? dont cus him By: mckloven1. on 17 Sep 08, 22:54:21 dont cus him dont know how to sp ... By: Rezz5. on 17 Sep 08, 17:56:01 dont know how to sp!ell lol!!! ali is da ... By: Balanar91. on 17 Sep 08, 17:04:32 lol!!! ali is da man!:P you could tell hes ... By: blackhawk777. on 16 Sep 08, 01:47:45 you could tell hes pissed at G rofl. millions of vietnam ... By: gstromboulop. on 12 Sep 08, 20:10:18 millions of vietnam vets lol

Ali G- Surgeon General Posted by: usammon Video duration: 301 seconds Ali G talks to teh surgeon general...and finds out about finds out why da heart beat is so old fashioned, among many other funny things Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment Latest comments made on this video: the Dr Smahed it... ... By: tuber153. on 04 Dec 08, 08:47:45 the Dr Smahed it...Ali G looked like a faggot beat li By: lateral1987. on 03 Dec 08, 04:28:08 beat li aaaaaaaahahaha lets ... By: daimyo2. on 02 Dec 08, 23:19:07 aaaaaaaahahaha lets talk bout big things death "D-E-F" :D the dong bone grow ... By: daimyo2. on 02 Dec 08, 23:18:11 the dong bone grow really fast ahahahaa Mofo room By: Purpleboi08. on 30 Nov 08, 14:10:29 Mofo room i didn't realize ... By: feeltheillinois. on 30 Nov 08, 04:23:43 i didn't realize you waz a playa hata, ill have to get a second opinion on that LMFAO lol this is funny By: meetwatnshake. on 27 Nov 08, 19:14:20 lol this is funny god that surgeon ... By: wileychance. on 27 Nov 08, 10:19:33 god that surgeon has NO sense of humor... he's about as fun as a soggy dishtowel. sheesh.. Its would be so ... By: Mobin92. on 26 Nov 08, 20:16:56 Its would be so funny if at 1:57 he says: "The brain is the thing that you don't have". LOL prick doctor By: immortal4942. on 26 Nov 08, 04:36:13 prick doctor yo boom boom shake ... By: manonfire97. on 22 Nov 08, 23:27:20 yo boom boom shake tha mo fucking room, lol. Lets talk about the ... By: ShahnamPersia. on 22 Nov 08, 08:45:47 Lets talk about the big thing death. D....E....S! lmao The Surgeon was a ... By: hippie867. on 22 Nov 08, 02:14:00 The Surgeon was a good sport, then again he was in his mid 80's when this interview was given. He's probably seen more in his life than anyone on this site, so I;m not the least bit surprised Ali G's idiotic questions didn't phase him DONG BONE!!! By: THEBRITISHBADBOY. on 20 Nov 08, 23:23:08 DONG BONE!!! Anyone who says Ali ... By: luxtfreak2003. on 20 Nov 08, 08:25:20 Anyone who says Ali G isn't a genius think about this. He convinced THE SURGEON GENERAL that he was really that stupid! Dude How the hell ... By: Inferfire. on 18 Nov 08, 22:39:10 Dude How the hell did they get the surgeon general of the United States on the show??? Amazing.... rofl, surgeon ... By: Hellooli. on 18 Nov 08, 08:41:23 rofl, surgeon general is a prick. this surgeon called ... By: NakedLemons. on 17 Nov 08, 16:44:33 this surgeon called him stupid for not having a good memory, thats not a smart answer. yo dis is me heart ... By: domandmattsmagic. on 17 Nov 08, 04:27:05 yo dis is me heart respect it This is high-end ... By: ysfaljanabi. on 16 Nov 08, 23:28:13 This is high-end genius. Ali G, is beyond incredible. wat absolute superb characterisation and questioning. YSF Lol the surgeon is ... By: karmaverick. on 16 Nov 08, 14:01:43 Lol the surgeon is more funnier here. LOLLLL!! This dude ... By: Wheelsgr. on 16 Nov 08, 03:40:27 LOLLLL!! This dude is so rude and dry, hilarious. LOL THE DONG BONE!! ... By: THEBRITISHBADBOY. on 14 Nov 08, 23:23:46 LOL THE DONG BONE!!!! boom boom shake da ... By: QsKIIHALOIIWoWII. on 12 Nov 08, 09:35:27 boom boom shake da mofo room "is the brain any ... By: kdufct. on 12 Nov 08, 01:04:18 "is the brain any good? your brain is perfect. then how come i cant remember my pin number? lol

Ali G -Dangerous Drugs USA DEA Posted by: usammon Video duration: 290 seconds ali g talks to a US DEA official about drugs Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment Latest comments made on this video: shame he says ... By: Schniddo. on 03 Dec 08, 04:59:04 shame he says almost the exact same things as the uk version . . . his timing was so much better in the other one he drove the bus ... By: domandmattsmagic. on 17 Nov 08, 04:05:14 he drove the bus better than ever before lmfao cos once you start ... By: 6foot4girl. on 16 Nov 08, 03:31:42 cos once you start taking this then you's gona take this, then that, mix those together, try a bit of that - you'd be really really mashed if you took all of that in one go, wunnit. would totally ... you know, that's enough for a whole party of people! lololol! A special asian... ... By: maleysnemesis. on 13 Nov 08, 19:14:08 A special asian...lol i feel like the DEA ... By: camilleelizabeth. on 13 Nov 08, 18:23:47 i feel like the DEA guy wants to be ali g's friend but doesn't quite know how to go about it haha, hence the awkward pound at the end. You sound really ... By: tupeetc. on 09 Nov 08, 02:06:15 You sound really intelligent yourself! dude the British ... By: TWiSTiDLiTTiLFUCK. on 08 Nov 08, 19:50:41 dude the British version of this is so much funnier. Ahh another ... By: wing54. on 07 Nov 08, 17:44:54 Ahh another government tool at your service. Good thing we have Ali G to lay the sarcasm on him. known on the street ... By: kargwain187. on 07 Nov 08, 12:34:33 known on the street as xtc lol For goodness sake ... By: SamC434. on 31 Oct 08, 11:17:29 For goodness sake it was obvious who he was referring to This DEA guy is ... By: MurderDrunkie. on 22 Oct 08, 21:23:35 This DEA guy is completely clueless. funny how the dea ... By: Tryambakam. on 22 Oct 08, 11:34:43 funny how the dea agent says that the price of smoke depends on the 'quality' of it haha! that dea thug has ... By: youvexme. on 20 Oct 08, 18:08:28 that dea thug has zero sense of humor and is only able to spout tired propaganda. gateway drug - fuck that. It's obvious they haven't actually educated themselves on the drugs they try to keep out of people's hands and brains. Not since 1900 or so, anyway. Whoa looks like I ... By: tuktuktok. on 14 Oct 08, 17:10:14 Whoa looks like I gave something to your miserable life. I'm glad you have now something to live for while "civilizing" me. I in particular feel sorry for you for having the time to spy my profile and believe, the fool you are, without questioning that location in profile is correct. Enjoy your talent my overlord friend, you seem to have taken the role to your heart too much maybe. I'm afraid learning ... By: wilsparky. on 14 Oct 08, 08:26:12 I'm afraid learning the most sophisticated subtleties of language wouldn't help in deciphering your doggerel, my little colonial friend. It is far from 'obvious' what you are or were referring to...you are barely literate. Unintelligible is the word which springs to mind. Incidentally, I recommend "..damned obvious.." and 'retard' is a verb not a noun. Please learn the ... By: tuktuktok. on 13 Oct 08, 21:48:44 Please learn the basics of language. It's so damn obvious that I was referring to the american police guy, not Cohen! I was first in the line to see Borat too you retard so I know who's the comedian and who's not. tuktuktok: have you ... By: wilsparky. on 13 Oct 08, 17:43:26 tuktuktok: have you heard of Borat? Well this is the previous incarnation of Sasha Baron Cohen (AKA Borat, Ali G) He is a comedian you fool. he be wearin that ... By: tapatio56. on 02 Oct 08, 00:56:08 he be wearin that wu wear lol... The british police ... By: tuktuktok. on 01 Oct 08, 22:03:54 The british police was a fair man. This guy's an asshole. Idiotic macho attitude and a all bullshit he says. There absolutely no scientific evidence that weed leads to stronger drugs. What an asshole. Hah,name for a ... By: zergustus. on 30 Sep 08, 11:37:59 Hah,name for a weed-scooby-doo :D look at the dudes ... By: nwwfmaniac529. on 28 Sep 08, 19:17:39 look at the dudes face after like thirteen-ish seconds. hes like, what have i gotten myself into Good Drugs: Weed, E ... By: AngryStyro. on 28 Sep 08, 18:55:33 Good Drugs: Weed, E, Coke (in moderation) Bad Drugs: Heroin, Crack, Meth That's my drug education Sick tune at the ... By: arkanekid. on 24 Sep 08, 09:39:03 Sick tune at the end. "Twist one for skibadee, big time celebrity!" Hasn't got the ... By: arkanekid. on 24 Sep 08, 09:38:33 Hasn't got the audience laughing so it seems to serious. he drove the bus ... By: domandmattsmagic. on 21 Sep 08, 21:47:03 he drove the bus better than ever before

Ali G- NRA and Guns Posted by: usammon Video duration: 234 seconds Ali G learns about guns from the NRA Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment Latest comments made on this video: "the beauty of the ... By: billysandals. on 05 Dec 08, 04:38:16 "the beauty of the second amendment is that we won't need it untill they try to take it away" If it's commonplace ... By: maarc3D. on 04 Dec 08, 14:07:33 If it's commonplace in America to mount deer heads on your wall then surely you could hang arms up?! dude we have the ... By: stargate669. on 03 Dec 08, 17:36:41 dude we have the greatest democracy in the world ...if you disagree we're blow your head off and invade you for `democracy' and call you a `terrorist' as you are a threat to `national security.' dude you're saying ... By: stargate669. on 03 Dec 08, 17:35:54 dude you're saying bears should have arms? You want to rip arms off bears? Are you a republican? I think all the ... By: maarc3D. on 01 Dec 08, 14:23:28 I think all the people commenting on this video have got slightly confused...the constitution stated that every citizen has the right to BEAR-ARMS, not to possess guns of any kind. So melt those guns down and mount those bear arms on your cabin wall. If only people understood these things properly... And besides, it's a comedy video, so if you have something on your chest about gun control then fuck off and join a gun control forum. fo' real... Does his jersey say ... By: largesatsuma. on 30 Nov 08, 17:44:45 Does his jersey say "Big Willies"? that is a true ... By: BOONDOXREBEL. on 30 Nov 08, 16:35:08 that is a true statement there. the right to bear arms is in the constitution and it's not the government's job to take away rights because if they take away one in the constitution they can take all of our rights away then it wouldn't be the grat democracy we know Clearly then you ... By: ste00158. on 27 Nov 08, 04:05:32 Clearly then you don't have much confidence in the "greatest democracy in the world" Do you sometimes ... By: katievhoneychurch. on 26 Nov 08, 23:18:27 Do you sometimes give these guns away to charity. haha! lol so true. By: voldemort2123. on 24 Nov 08, 01:29:48 lol so true. Fuck you. Don't ... By: Edgehead10066. on 20 Nov 08, 21:54:46 Fuck you. Don't like guns? Don't buy one. It's that simple. Jindal is a Rhodes Scholar. heres why, if the ... By: CPShuckerz. on 20 Nov 08, 02:26:38 heres why, if the government gets 'out of control' the people still are able to do what our forefathers did. The people are the power, not the government. If the people are disarmed the government can trample. thats history for ya, Im here to see that we keep that right. I dont have time ... By: DiscountAnna. on 19 Nov 08, 09:41:02 I dont have time for this. Fuck edgemead. fuck guns. fuck jindal. there im done Aye fo real. Big ... By: elsamuraiguapo. on 19 Nov 08, 05:30:11 Aye fo real. Big up yourself. we have the second ... By: AbsoluteLibertine. on 19 Nov 08, 03:13:33 we have the second amendment in case the first amendment is taken away dont say that ... By: autodefe7. on 18 Nov 08, 22:51:50 dont say that without guns people wouldnt die. we would find a way to kill each other. even without a weapon, i can choke you, beat you, drown you... guns just make it easier. No, it's not "such ... By: Edgehead10064. on 18 Nov 08, 22:43:30 No, it's not "such bullshit." If all that you can say is "such bullshit" without an explanation, then you are a waste of my time. People defend their lives with guns all the time. Jindal will be the forty-fifth President, so deal with it. He's a PHENOMENON. I completely agree. ... By: Hellooli. on 18 Nov 08, 10:28:02 I completely agree. I own a pistol that never leaves my closet, and is only there for emergency situations. But what the fuck does ANYONE need with a fully automatic assualt rifle? Who is breaking into your home? Armored bears? I agree with Ali ... By: elsamuraiguapo. on 18 Nov 08, 09:09:18 I agree with Ali that the gun control people and NRA need to find some middle ground. Everyone should have the right to keep a sidearm in their home or buisness to protect themselves & families, but there's no reason why people should be allowed to own AK-47s, Uzis, M4s and the like. The protection ... By: DiscountAnna. on 18 Nov 08, 07:07:40 The protection excuse is such bullshit. And hunting is fucking. I have handled a shotgun before and a 9yr old hillbilly can use a gun. Fuck Jindal/Romney they can go eat dicks. and just remember: where knowledge ends religon begins. anyway why are u putting ur political and dumass gun laws on an Ali G video? (dont say cos its about NRA, its a comedy and meant to make peeps laugh. Just stop posting on this vid and get off ur PC for at least an hour God bless the NRA ... By: Edgehead10062. on 17 Nov 08, 21:06:15 God bless the NRA and everyone else who believes in the U.S. Constitution. If you're not down with that, you hate America. Jindal/Romney 2012! You are a fascist ... By: Edgehead10062. on 17 Nov 08, 21:05:24 You are a fascist idiot; deal with it. Don't like guns? Don't buy one. Guns don't take much skill to handle? Is that why cops are trained in how to use them, cunt? People buy guns for protection or to hunt, dickhead. Jindal/Romney 2012! Jindal is the new Reagan. you. are a massive ... By: boliveratethebaby. on 17 Nov 08, 20:09:03 you. are a massive cunt. he edgemead, jus ... By: DiscountAnna. on 17 Nov 08, 09:36:43 he edgemead, jus stfu and get a new hobbie besides making like 20 posts on this vid. No one gives a fuck about ur opinion. I am anti-guns, deal with it. why the fuck do you even want a gun? oh and guns don't take that much skill to handle you cunt. All we are saying ... By: Mars920. on 17 Nov 08, 07:25:50 All we are saying is give peace a chance.

Ali G - Speaking Welsh Posted by: usammon Video duration: 334 seconds Ali G learning da wales language thing Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment Latest comments made on this video: id luv to learn ... By: conniiemariie. on 04 Dec 08, 23:44:03 id luv to learn welsh im english but have a fixation wiv wales i tryed to teach my self but cant say the words right thats the english cure im afraid lol welsh is similar to ... By: Trouweman9. on 04 Dec 08, 15:50:05 welsh is similar to Breton the language spoken in north west of France it is a Celtic language ye or not m8 By: Geo2005. on 03 Dec 08, 22:07:05 ye or not m8 ENGLISH ARSEHOLES ... By: 22mail22. on 30 Nov 08, 21:31:45 ENGLISH ARSEHOLES GO HOME so funny when he ... By: XashleyXmileyX. on 30 Nov 08, 11:09:32 so funny when he learns to speak welsh. I come from Wales and I can speak welsh. or a worm lol By: blazerrips91. on 30 Nov 08, 03:22:16 or a worm lol I am Welsh but i ... By: mistyvermillion. on 29 Nov 08, 14:17:26 I am Welsh but i dont speak welsh I still don't know ... By: ycazfeistr. on 21 Nov 08, 05:50:04 I still don't know exactly what you mean, but i'm going to asume that you mean it in a good way!!! i mean they're a ... By: sickdog2710. on 19 Nov 08, 09:38:04 i mean they're a kind and simple race Why?!?!?! Better ... By: ycazfeistr. on 18 Nov 08, 19:18:33 Why?!?!?! Better than being Norweigan!!! excuse me?!?! Wtf ... By: ycazfeistr. on 18 Nov 08, 19:17:04 excuse me?!?! Wtf do you mean by that?!?! Hvorfor er det ... By: tiddler111. on 16 Nov 08, 23:46:38 Hvorfor er det hovedsakelig brødre der inne? Morsomt. Veldig morsomt. haha, this is so ... By: CiLaureni. on 15 Nov 08, 19:54:22 haha, this is so funny! ...and here i was ... By: welshkid246. on 15 Nov 08, 15:40:59 ...and here i was makin a point 2 some1... ...and the english ... By: welshkid246. on 15 Nov 08, 15:39:57 ...and the english think were stupid????....there r more welsh ppl oo speek 2 or more languages than the english and yet they persist on childish behaviour!! and wen i sed lol i was laughin at somethin cazthegamer sed XD lmao!! By: welshkid246. on 15 Nov 08, 15:28:50 lmao!! ...wtf?? well u ... By: welshkid246. on 15 Nov 08, 15:27:17 ...wtf?? well u talk funny to the welsh!! pam neidim mund i ... By: Eilz96. on 13 Nov 08, 21:47:20 pam neidim mund i ffycio dy hun,wanker translate that asshole lol when he talks ... By: poison1990. on 12