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David Blaine Street Magic II: The Sequel Posted by: sliktek Video duration: 296 seconds Illusionist David Blaine magically re-appears into the lives of two Los Angeles men for the second time in a year (see the first time in the video right after this one Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment Latest comments made on this video: Cheez its!!! Cheez ... By: highschoolgirl42. on 08 Oct 08, 03:06:51 Cheez its!!! Cheez its!!! Cheez its!!! Ha Ha Ha Ha ha.!!!! ... By: daughtry4eva. on 29 Sep 08, 20:21:33 Ha Ha Ha Ha ha.!!!!!!!! What the FF By: cradle666filth. on 31 Aug 08, 21:28:48 What the FF lool i like the way ... By: singh6000. on 25 Aug 08, 19:52:46 lool i like the way david looks in the camera. this was one of the ... By: bogdanusss. on 17 Aug 08, 18:31:04 this was one of the best...until that zaoza dick shoud up and messed all up... AHAHAH THIS SHIT IS ... By: SuperstarAshara. on 25 Jul 08, 08:44:47 AHAHAH THIS SHIT IS AWESOME!!! lmao!! you time ... By: PlayInTheDirt54. on 18 Jul 08, 18:04:43 lmao!! you time traveling demon!!! i love when he look ... By: Bangali2200. on 15 Jul 08, 11:39:27 i love when he look at the camera xD awesomeeeee! By: errotomania. on 14 Jul 08, 18:54:43 awesomeeeee! the sweater is in ... By: babypinkyness. on 01 Jul 08, 21:01:13 the sweater is in there i can fully see it ^_- yes it is u just ... By: njdevilsluva. on 26 Jun 08, 16:21:40 yes it is u just have no sense of humor. WHAT THE FFFFFF! ... By: carybarlowe. on 15 May 08, 03:14:10 WHAT THE FFFFFF! HAHA chris angel does it ... By: hellothereaudrey. on 03 May 08, 16:27:01 chris angel does it better you bitch! HAHAH! LOLZ one of the funniest ... By: cckjproductions. on 26 Apr 08, 22:43:08 one of the funniest videos ever! rofl rofl rofl soi ... By: kingpoop69. on 14 Apr 08, 20:12:42 rofl rofl rofl soi soi soi soi that is good :D By: xercata. on 04 Apr 08, 00:09:33 that is good :D haha i own your son ... By: xmagggieex. on 12 Mar 08, 03:24:45 haha i own your son 100 XD I love this video :] wow please please ... By: Sa1Nd1Ro. on 05 Mar 08, 03:23:07 wow please please please make more of these they are so ffuckin funny pleaseee..what the EFFF ahahahaha you time traveling ... By: samanthagxo. on 29 Feb 08, 20:14:43 you time traveling demand get out of his childhood! lmfao ? sweeeet lol so ... By: Nestorm91. on 28 Feb 08, 21:59:11 sweeeet lol so f'ing funny :) this isnt all that ... By: FTWserpentine. on 15 Feb 08, 03:17:53 this isnt all that funny...... That was f*****g ... By: ranmachen. on 09 Feb 08, 04:53:07 That was f*****g great. omg rofl OMG...its SO good.. ... By: TVlover211. on 08 Feb 08, 14:14:21 OMG...its SO good...but david blaine looks so freaky.. dude u stole this ... By: axemcool. on 25 Jan 08, 23:36:49 dude u stole this video. thoselilrabbits are the makers. thats not cool. he put me on the ... By: dustin1993. on 25 Jan 08, 00:13:34 he put me on the ruff LAWL

Opening A Garage Door "The Jewish Way" Posted by: sliktek Video duration: 68 seconds A man tries to open a garage door with the opener, but it refuses to work. A rabbi pulls up and blows a shofar (ram's horn) and the garage door opens immediately. This is really funny Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment Latest comments made on this video: Lubavitch hassids ... By: mahalo22. on 14 Nov 08, 03:14:50 Lubavitch hassids do not have long payos. The "hassid" in this video is wearing a Lubavitch hat and peyos. You would think that the people who went to the trouble of making this video would have bothered to do a little bit of research. As to the video...not funny at all. Really stupid. as a jew i can say ... By: FFFreddy01. on 02 Nov 08, 13:10:54 as a jew i can say this was SSSooooo stupid and they should both die haha By: animallova5695. on 22 Oct 08, 20:46:33 haha i need to get me ... By: sdetoy. on 14 Oct 08, 05:21:31 i need to get me one of them garage door openers!! lol. I thought Jews were ... By: The2ndAmendmentGuy. on 03 Oct 08, 15:09:49 I thought Jews were supposed to be funny? lmao By: DuelistLord. on 28 Sep 08, 18:18:52 lmao ????????????? ?? ... By: gbanger123456789. on 12 Sep 08, 01:30:58 ????????????? ?? Fuck you? for ????????????? ?? being annoying with ??????????? ??????these things. ??????????? ?????? Yes!!!! And it ... By: Yeesels. on 10 Sep 08, 19:59:22 Yes!!!! And it really hurts when people say jokes like that! Then again I guess its the point of those kind of jokes. To make people feel bad. Its just a horrible ... By: hebrewhammershabbat. on 09 Sep 08, 01:41:08 Its just a horrible joke, and anyone who repeats is an anti-semitic bastard nice, im jewish, ... By: emilytrip. on 06 Sep 08, 21:10:39 nice, im jewish, but not orthadox. dude that doesnt ... By: Yeesels. on 01 Sep 08, 18:56:03 dude that doesnt even make sence! Its funny so it ... By: Yeesels. on 01 Sep 08, 18:55:30 Its funny so it doesnt really matter lol, very funny By: hebrewhammershabbat. on 28 Aug 08, 23:59:01 lol, very funny I hope you guys ... By: wyldhrse. on 27 Aug 08, 16:22:11 I hope you guys do'nt mind if a muslim guy laughs. oh you do?? I'm sorry: HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHOHOHOHHOHOHOH Shofar, so good, ... By: Wildeparker. on 24 Aug 08, 23:50:45 Shofar, so good, hahaha. Silly. this was funny! By: Filemon5. on 20 Aug 08, 02:24:35 this was funny! very tasteless, ... By: attacking911. on 09 Aug 08, 03:59:18 very tasteless, jews are not funny at all. here is something funny: what is the difference between pizza and jews? the pizza doesnt scream when you put it n th oven. haha omg this is ... By: mkaner17. on 04 Aug 08, 13:00:45 haha omg this is really funny and cute... hahaha see the ... By: tanalepy. on 14 Jul 08, 21:00:58 hahaha see the jewish guy lookin like a pimp! Beware of the magic powers of Jews haha ... By: Shembeatz. on 04 Jul 08, 22:15:25 hehehehehehehehehehehhe it's huge! the way he thumbs up after he opened the door he looks like a pimpin' jewish shofar it's better than 9mm fo u have a pic of ... By: mikegeor. on 02 Jun 08, 12:04:18 fo u have a pic of the remote Thanks that is a ... By: salvinorinman. on 02 May 08, 19:27:06 Thanks that is a very good response I didn't realize they were used in battle. This video is ... By: bwworld. on 13 Apr 08, 18:58:40 This video is brilliant. The comments, alas, speak for themselves... suldenfreak: Your ... By: tngoatee. on 13 Apr 08, 05:36:23 suldenfreak: Your quote: "I'm with Ben Franklin" Rebuttal: The anti-Semitic statement that you are alluding to, was falsely attributed to Benjamin Franklin. It is just another Jew-hating hoax, and first began circulating [in print], circa 1934. Currently, it's making the rounds again, as an internet driven 'urban legend'. * Read the following articles: 1) en (dot) wikipedia (dot) org/wiki/The_Franklin_Prophecy 2) adl (dot) org/special_reports/franklin_prophecy/franklin_intro (dot) asp meggafish: This ... By: tngoatee. on 13 Apr 08, 05:08:31 meggafish: This anti-Semitic statement, falsely attributed to Benjamin Franklin, first began circulating [in print], circa 1934. It is currently making the rounds again, as an internet driven, 'urban legend'. * Reference the following two articles: 1) en (dot) wikipedia (dot) org/wiki/The_Franklin_Prophecy 2) adl (dot) org/special_reports/franklin_prophecy/franklin_intro (dot) asp

Leo Leporte Keynote at Podcast Expo Posted by: sliktek Video duration: 599 seconds This is part 1 of Leo Laporte's keynote at the Podcast Expo. He talks about how apple is dealing with "podcast" and some other things. He also discusses the "netcast" trademark. Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment Latest comments made on this video: Leo's the man By: dantheman325013. on 07 Jul 08, 05:04:13 Leo's the man Thank you for your ... By: Mark1Adler. on 03 Jul 08, 15:56:35 Thank you for your visionary insights. I agree! I'm in ... By: ThePrimeSpotcom. on 25 Apr 08, 20:33:32 I agree! I'm in heaven when I can log onto Leo's live chat while listening to The Tech Guy on KFI! AM that is.. 640 in the LA area! Leo for ever... ... By: kam75. on 20 Dec 06, 22:34:32 Leo for ever...NUMBER 1!

Amazing Automatic Shotgun videotaped Posted by: sliktek Video duration: 94 seconds This is an automatic shotgun being loaded and shot. Its amazing how fast it goes. Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment Latest comments made on this video: thats bad ass!! By: tatsdrunk. on 24 Dec 07, 00:43:27 thats bad ass!! very nice! well ... By: dudebielecki10. on 13 Dec 07, 16:11:33 very nice! well done american people! =] hahaha rite on fuck ... By: Glf453. on 02 Oct 07, 19:13:55 hahaha rite on fuck all u pussies who always bitch about America. WE AMERICANS ARE BETTER THAN YOU JUST DEAL WITH IT. Those arne't very ... By: stratwarrior. on 15 Jun 07, 03:08:47 Those arne't very practical and IMO are getting way too much hype dont you just love ... By: swimfan3210. on 26 May 07, 04:40:27 dont you just love the sound of loading shells into a mag or shotgun then locking and loading? oowweeeee! Ouch that has to ... By: CandelarioGalvan. on 23 May 07, 05:17:32 Ouch that has to hurt the pocket book Streetsweepers ... By: r34lpolitik. on 14 May 07, 03:30:57 Streetsweepers weren't even designed by an American. All you crazy Europeans or whatever you are need to shut up. I've never heard of an AA12, so I can't comment on that. I thought it was ... By: j8dakiss. on 28 Apr 07, 20:57:25 I thought it was the streetsweeper, but its not, its some shotty called a AA12, real similar to the streetsweeper, but shoots 12 more rounds. Jeleous people..... ... By: Funkgab. on 23 Apr 07, 04:39:35 Jeleous people.....Go back to your screwed up county.. lame By: gunpapa. on 21 Apr 07, 19:31:20 lame i HOPE he is an ... By: lordvader789. on 19 Apr 07, 23:43:49 i HOPE he is an american, you can go to hell african fag, we will blow your ass right out of the water its a "street ... By: hiloh1. on 13 Apr 07, 21:22:16 its a "street sweeper" yea u're right.this ... By: kamir96. on 10 Mar 07, 16:00:18 yea u're right.this is creative!genius!for a killer weapon.. Read on if you ... By: frankftch. on 24 Feb 07, 07:28:48 Read on if you consider yourself brave: As of now if you stop reading it does you no good even this line bears the same consequence. I wish the death of a family member. I curse myself. The number five counteracts the curse. Someone that I love will die in twenty-four hours unless I repost this letter 5 times. If I fail to do so the curse is on me and only I am to blame. thats a stupid ... By: foxtrotalex. on 22 Feb 07, 21:24:58 thats a stupid comment. I agree, but theres no need to b mean. ill bet you ... By: darraghmcsweeneydmcs. on 03 Jan 07, 21:57:22 ill bet you anything this idiot is american. stupid americans i gotta get me one ... By: razorbakboi. on 08 Nov 06, 06:23:49 i gotta get me one of these. For real What the **** By: Seanr007. on 18 Oct 06, 22:57:22 What the **** Thats fuckin crazy ... By: ChrisGathers. on 13 Oct 06, 02:10:14 Thats fuckin crazy ! I wish I had 1 of those. that would pwn in a ... By: SOUTHPARKRULEZ11. on 07 Oct 06, 18:52:54 that would pwn in a war! Holy- By: Ratherfish90. on 06 Sep 06, 23:58:39 Holy- AMAZING!!! By: Guitarist1991. on 04 Jun 06, 21:39:53 AMAZING!!! COOL By: WWII. on 03 Mar 06, 20:09:57 COOL

Bill Gates Steps Down: Blue Screen of Death Posted by: sliktek Video duration: 28 seconds From: DevilDucky.com Bill Gates has a small problem while making his speech to announce his full "retirement" from Microsoft in 2008 at the position of Head Software Architect. Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment Latest comments made on this video: sunofah gun,,, lol. ... By: ohh16. on 25 Oct 08, 13:00:48 sunofah gun,,, lol... That must be staged. By: googles333. on 28 Sep 08, 03:49:30 That must be staged. mac cant do half ... By: warkiller61. on 24 Sep 08, 21:14:30 mac cant do half the shit windows does, windows can have more than half the games mac has. therefore mac sucks and windows wins. WINDOWS RULES, ... By: Rodrigoandnietzsche. on 09 Sep 08, 22:32:59 WINDOWS RULES, BITCH!! Macs do not make ... By: tacokid127. on 22 Aug 08, 06:57:29 Macs do not make you go "Oh, CRAP" at all. MAC RULES lol too funny By: OAWALKER. on 19 Aug 08, 17:41:39 lol too funny did this realy play ... By: nairda55555. on 26 Jul 08, 04:02:30 did this realy play as a farewell at his retirment company. lol! xD By: hartnell114. on 07 Jul 08, 00:03:40 lol! xD LOL! XD By: crazybilby. on 06 Jul 08, 16:46:35 LOL! XD HAHAHA... This is ... By: Xploit604. on 22 May 08, 21:14:23 HAHAHA... This is hilarious. From a programmer's prospective I give Microsoft a lot of respect even though they have produced somewhat buggy software. It is definitely not an easy task to produce such a complex operating system without making mistakes. HAHA WTF By: speedyj112. on 17 May 08, 23:11:24 HAHA WTF Thats funny ! By: Preacherdaniel. on 22 Apr 08, 12:36:40 Thats funny ! LOL oh man that is ... By: saifusif. on 04 Mar 08, 04:52:53 LOL oh man that is so funny LMFAO! By: sanitarium4. on 28 Jan 08, 18:58:39 LMFAO! I only get the BSOD ... By: Mancag3. on 22 Jan 08, 19:51:43 I only get the BSOD, when I don't have certain Drivers. LOL By: hokietoober. on 17 Jan 08, 02:16:35 LOL Haha xD just like ... By: Alex13N. on 13 Jan 08, 14:47:41 Haha xD just like my computer xD major crap david ... By: nerdzo. on 12 Jan 08, 18:01:05 major crap david letterman isn't even funn gay! By: skippy10101010. on 03 Jan 08, 07:04:04 gay! hahahahaha omg. wow. By: Sharingan774. on 31 Dec 07, 07:03:42 hahahahaha omg. wow. ROFL! By: whathavidone. on 30 Dec 07, 15:01:20 ROFL! that was great! not ... By: freefalling83. on 27 Dec 07, 04:40:11 that was great! not expected at all! OMGWTFBBQ By: weightedccube. on 24 Dec 07, 14:48:13 OMGWTFBBQ The computer i'm ... By: weightedccube. on 24 Dec 07, 14:47:37 The computer i'm using right now is a 7 year old pc and it hasn't crashed since I got it! i wasnt expecting ... By: ericaj119. on 20 Dec 07, 03:47:29 i wasnt expecting that lol

Leo Leporte Keynote at Podcast Expo 3 Posted by: sliktek Video duration: 213 seconds This is part 3 of Leo Laporte's keynote at the Podcast Expo. He talks about how apple is dealing with "podcast" and some other things. He also discusses the "netcast" trademark. Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment Latest comments made on this video: He's not a nerd, ... By: ramymajouji1. on 18 May 07, 16:25:42 He's not a nerd, he's a geek. Not the same! :p this guy is a big ... By: nickboyroy. on 21 Dec 06, 16:55:56 this guy is a big nerd!

The Life of the Man we "Trust"? Posted by: sliktek Video duration: 179 seconds The man we trust, our President does so many things in a lifetime goes so many places, and does many stupid things publicly. This is a slideshow of the funniest photoshopped pictures of our "leader". It is accompanied by a parody called Iraq by Robert Mackle Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment Latest comments made on this video: this is stupid and ... By: axemcool. on 25 Jan 08, 23:41:28 this is stupid and serves no purpose. i loved it. i will ... By: imamalharaman. on 26 Jun 07, 13:03:28 i loved it. i will always love it. funny... one ... By: DontJudgeMe357. on 11 Mar 07, 10:47:44 funny... one liberal comment, and one conservative comment... and the rating is middle of the road... yup, thats good old america for ya ;) NOT FUNNY! By: eaocapo. on 06 Aug 06, 06:44:30 NOT FUNNY! lol By: ouiimfrench. on 23 Jul 06, 20:23:13 lol

Bunny Bounce Funny Commercial Posted by: sliktek Video duration: 15 seconds This is a hilarious commercial for car stereos. Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment Latest comments made on this video: wats dat song ... By: BKTHT. on 19 Aug 08, 12:17:02 wats dat song called ???7 very hysterical and ... By: tunerman23. on 23 May 08, 22:49:24 very hysterical and sexual No, he said that ... By: craigrbb. on 14 Jan 08, 03:25:38 No, he said that for no reason at all. haha By: aaabbhddgf. on 27 Dec 07, 21:59:32 haha kick ass By: armando1213. on 16 Dec 07, 00:55:13 kick ass hahahah!!! By: scarab21120. on 30 Nov 07, 04:05:56 hahahah!!! It is, isn't it? ... By: yumyum325. on 29 Nov 07, 10:23:57 It is, isn't it? (^_^)/ That was hilarious. By: uglaBob. on 22 Nov 07, 01:51:30 That was hilarious. see how a hot chick ... By: trsgpzlyjcacie. on 17 Jul 07, 14:44:16 see how a hot chick loses a bet and has to strip in front of her classmates (_stripAss.com_) anybody can guess ... By: dagonorrea. on 12 Mar 07, 02:46:24 anybody can guess the sound on the ad? thanx I watched this ... By: apple1003. on 25 Jan 07, 03:20:02 I watched this about 40 times!! and it never seems to get old!! All of my friends about died from laughing when i showed it 2 'em!! lmao funny By: mindofxminus. on 06 Dec 06, 06:36:56 lmao funny héhé I need those ... By: SoCoupE. on 20 Aug 06, 21:29:20 héhé I need those sub in my car !!! lol.. nice. *g* By: Cyranorick. on 24 Jul 06, 23:53:43 lol.. nice. *g* ASSHOLE By: BigPUTZ. on 09 Jul 06, 15:25:09 ASSHOLE Just three letters: ... By: SkullyCollins. on 30 Jun 06, 13:37:32 Just three letters: W T F? holy crap. thats it ... By: xanadu. on 13 Jun 06, 18:41:18 holy crap. thats it, just holy crap. ahahahaha By: filmstripcliche. on 05 Jun 06, 03:56:59 ahahahaha Oh... dear... GAWD! ... By: ladyarmstrong. on 12 Feb 06, 20:18:16 Oh... dear... GAWD! *makes sure that teddy bears and rabbits are on different sides of the room* ewwy By: amythepure. on 05 Feb 06, 07:48:10 ewwy

	300: The School Finals Edition Posted by: sliktek Video duration: 65 seconds A small skit that was done in an hour that shows the horror of school finals with some 300 background music. Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment Latest comments made on this video: HAHAHAHAHA. this is ... By: mrjjjluvr. on 18 Jan 08, 01:58:03 HAHAHAHAHA. this is funny. hahahahahahaha.

	Leo Leporte Keynote at Podcast Expo 2 Posted by: sliktek Video duration: 600 seconds This is part 2 of Leo Laporte's keynote at the Podcast Expo. He talks about how apple is dealing with "podcast" and some other things. He also discusses the "netcast" trademark. Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment Latest comments made on this video:

	Kings vs. Panthers Posted by: sliktek Video duration: 255 seconds The funniest home video you will ever see that makes fun of the mafia. Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment Latest comments made on this video: I did not find this ... By: sandy1952. on 07 May 06, 12:21:24 I did not find this at all funny !