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lol #7
By: mariomanninghamrules. on 30 Nov 08, 05:06:59
lol #7

o, shaq.
By: wad0cash. on 29 Nov 08, 21:26:39
o, shaq.

I believe Cosell ...
By: CK90. on 29 Nov 08, 05:01:28
I believe Cosell said "I'll beat your brains out."

He said "Dont touch ...
By: Warlawn. on 28 Nov 08, 07:04:24
He said "Dont touch me, I'll beat your grandson."

uhhh no mike tyson ...
By: 363498. on 28 Nov 08, 00:27:10
uhhh no mike tyson quotes?

she replied how ...
By: raikiruo. on 27 Nov 08, 23:11:09
she replied how much money do you have beacause someone asked will you marry me?or i think thats what i heard

Ha ha! Thanks.
By: supranator. on 27 Nov 08, 08:47:42
Ha ha! Thanks.

LOL "Don't touch me ...
By: HastaKay. on 25 Nov 08, 21:58:11
LOL "Don't touch me, I'll beat your brains out"

ali is the best
By: allahdas. on 25 Nov 08, 11:13:07
ali is the best

We talkin' about ...
By: scheff10. on 24 Nov 08, 21:13:38
We talkin' about practice, man.

how much money do ...
By: flash3999. on 23 Nov 08, 21:33:00
how much money do you have

You need to go and ...
By: VegasNvVegas. on 23 Nov 08, 00:41:10
You need to go and get therapy. Normal people don't talk like that. I feel sorry for you. Good bye and have nice day, you poor soul.

No I saw that... I ...
By: thndrct218. on 22 Nov 08, 18:24:24
No I saw that... I did it just to show up however. But obviously your the only retard here because you said you were "Not interested", but you responded back so obviously you are, so you went against your own word. In closing: suck my dick and go fuck your mother jerkoff

steffi will you ...
By: redistuo15. on 22 Nov 08, 11:42:33
steffi will you marry me?

Oh and what part of ...
By: VegasNvVegas. on 22 Nov 08, 01:59:32
Oh and what part of don't respond did you not understand ????? What an idiot.

Are you talking out ...
By: VegasNvVegas. on 22 Nov 08, 01:58:28
Are you talking out your butt hole again??? Why do you assume things. Junk mail and your crap is the only thrash I am speaking of. LOL. You must be relating this to your experience. Unlike you people don't respond thrash back to me. LOL. You just need to watch Youtube and type nothing and people wont send you nasty emails. See you later moron.

what was Number 2 ...
By: supranator. on 22 Nov 08, 01:35:36
what was Number 2 saying? I heard her reply, "How much money do u have?" but to what?

You get alot of ...
By: thndrct218. on 21 Nov 08, 16:57:15
You get alot of crap in your mailbox because your a fucking dick who talks out of his ass... maybe if you stand back and think a minute before you speak, maybe you wont get as much shit in the mailbox

And please don't ...
By: VegasNvVegas. on 21 Nov 08, 10:07:03
And please don't bother writing anything back. Not interested and I get enough crap in my mail box. Go put your logics into better use. LOL. I still think you're an idiot. HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

No crap ??? Really ...
By: VegasNvVegas. on 21 Nov 08, 07:29:53
No crap ??? Really ?? Baseball is a sport ???You're one of those annoying idiots that gets involved in middle of a conversation. This all started with "golf is not a sport" so to my "logic" I rather just call everything a game. An idiot calling someone a fool. Thats hilarious. Did you get picked last in elementary school everytime you played a game ... ooooops, I meant sports. HAHAHAHA idiot. Go stick your nose somewhere else. Idiot.

Well based on that ...
By: thndrct218. on 21 Nov 08, 05:23:37
Well based on that "logic", I guess we can also call football, basketball, hockey and lacrosse "games" as well... "Im watching the football 'game'"; "Hey! Lets go to the basketball 'game'"; "Is the hockey 'game' on tonight?"; "I cant man, I have a lacrosse 'game' tomorrow afternoon"; please re-think your "logic" so that you dont end up looking like a fool next time...

exactly, its not a ...
By: laxfreak2828. on 20 Nov 08, 23:52:16
exactly, its not a sport

Most sensible ...
By: VegasNvVegas. on 19 Nov 08, 23:59:58
Most sensible answer. I can't argue. Its a game. I guess thats why they call it a "BASEBALL GAME"

baseball is a game, ...
By: laxfreak2828. on 19 Nov 08, 21:16:20
baseball is a game, not a sport

OOOOPS I meant ...
By: VegasNvVegas. on 19 Nov 08, 00:35:38
OOOOPS I meant TO: cr125lover69 Someof these names are crazy. Period.

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Top 10 sports most awkward interviews
Posted by: maywest86

Video duration: 205 seconds

The top 10 of the most awkward interviews.

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i hate douchebags ...
By: purplehaze1274. on 02 Dec 08, 07:32:05
i hate douchebags like you who think their tough just because they can talk shit behind a computer.

That'd be Jim Rome.
By: LithiumZ2. on 02 Dec 08, 01:37:00
That'd be Jim Rome.

2:35 lmao.
By: OrientOranges. on 01 Dec 08, 23:56:51
2:35 lmao.

shut the fuck up
By: Jbizzle1505. on 01 Dec 08, 21:10:37
shut the fuck up

your a faggot shut ...
By: Jbizzle1505. on 01 Dec 08, 21:09:50
your a faggot shut up bitch

Haha last one is a ...
By: Falestiin2660. on 01 Dec 08, 18:35:42
Haha last one is a perv ;D

whose steve everett
By: Eoin0223. on 01 Dec 08, 16:38:26
whose steve everett

Man, Rome is such a ...
By: Abrow23. on 01 Dec 08, 12:07:10
Man, Rome is such a douche.

Hahahahaha!!! ROME, ...
By: BXBOMBR. on 01 Dec 08, 04:58:07
Hahahahaha!!! ROME, you got BITCHED out by a professional athelete, and still got the stones to keep at it??!!! Continued success to you, sir!! WAR-someone knockin' that HO-BO's excuse-for-a-goa-tee right off your face, the next time you SMIRK during an interview??!! HAHA!!

"what do you plan ...
By: karkan24. on 01 Dec 08, 03:07:39
"what do you plan on doing after the all star game to get better?" "buy you a new jacket" haha

the interviewer on ...
By: rave2550. on 30 Nov 08, 19:06:55
the interviewer on number three is an asshole.

Tyson is a nig!!! ...
By: phoenixaz76. on 30 Nov 08, 04:34:26
Tyson is a nig!!! That's for sure

Bob knight is a stud
By: phoenixaz76. on 30 Nov 08, 04:33:16
Bob knight is a stud

Number three is ...
By: opticaoptica. on 30 Nov 08, 02:50:33
Number three is pretty funny because chris everett is a girl tennis player. Rome kept on calling Jim everett, an NFL quarterback, Chris.

number 3 is fucking ...
By: Iamleetzors. on 29 Nov 08, 08:20:53
number 3 is fucking retarded

lol joe namath
By: shoesting999. on 28 Nov 08, 21:09:56
lol joe namath

Craig Sager wears ...
By: faysal21adigun. on 28 Nov 08, 20:18:18
Craig Sager wears the worst suits.He wore red while interviewing the Diesel and he wore a bad taste of green when he interviewed KG while he was in Boston.Someone needs to go more traditional with the suits!

Shaq is a faggot ...
By: LargeTalons666. on 28 Nov 08, 19:41:25
Shaq is a faggot thats why he sucks now

i like 7 and 5 the ...
By: futurebroadcaster123. on 27 Nov 08, 03:28:44
i like 7 and 5 the best and nicole she dosent need to have sex with kobe it can be someone else if u no what i mean

"you got it. have a ...
By: cb4allstar2. on 26 Nov 08, 04:59:00
"you got it. have a nice fight mike" "fuck off"

that is jim rome ...
By: bojIM4201. on 25 Nov 08, 21:57:30
that is jim rome int he chris everett thing..bunch a n00bz

i love #3 and #1 " ...
By: AK957. on 25 Nov 08, 20:56:17
i love #3 and #1 "i bet you want say it again" "i bet i do" lol and "i want to kiss you"

THATS HORR-A-AWFUL
By: btgebo. on 25 Nov 08, 19:31:52
THATS HORR-A-AWFUL

Mike Tyson is a ...
By: darkkagami. on 25 Nov 08, 15:50:49
Mike Tyson is a jerk!!

its so hypocritical ...
By: purplehaze1274. on 25 Nov 08, 06:39:12
its so hypocritical for any guy to call nicole richie a slut for saying that.i know every guy has at one point said that they want to fuck some chick. dont get me wrong nicole richies a stupid bitch but not because she said that.

Top 10 NHL goalies most crazy/funny moments
Posted by: maywest86

Video duration: 198 seconds

From amazing saves to goalie fights, the best moments of these players.

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I second that
By: ApplesNCrapholes. on 02 Dec 08, 00:41:29
I second that

I agree with #1
By: Andrew0706. on 01 Dec 08, 22:59:15
I agree with #1

ROY is AWESOME
By: liammunky. on 01 Dec 08, 18:37:32
ROY is AWESOME

That game was great ...
By: ic0n0clast21. on 01 Dec 08, 05:16:28
That game was great. Emery and Biron both looked at each other like "what the hell" and then went at it. And then Peters stepped in, Emery looked like he thought it was funny.

lol, in nr. 1: ...
By: SuperLuke23. on 30 Nov 08, 22:07:25
lol, in nr. 1: Peters punches Emery like 5 times!!! great!=)

well thats why they ...
By: LemonFingers. on 30 Nov 08, 21:19:28
well thats why they call it #1

Ottawa needs Ray ...
By: GTAandSenators. on 30 Nov 08, 19:40:27
Ottawa needs Ray Emery back, Emery #1 goaltending postan and Auld backup.

2:38 was insane
By: snobrdr815. on 30 Nov 08, 04:04:30
2:38 was insane

lol #2 waz the ...
By: hockeydude622. on 30 Nov 08, 03:37:05
lol #2 waz the funniest!! the the goalie jumped over everyone!

where that one ...
By: gocaps123. on 30 Nov 08, 02:46:47
where that one kolzig fight...i think it was agenst bostin?

2:38
By: ItalianMafia39. on 29 Nov 08, 22:58:30
2:38

Surprised they got ...
By: Gooster43. on 29 Nov 08, 21:29:12
Surprised they got Patrick's wandering on the list but not his epic fights against the Red Wings goalies? The Emery fight and the Shields/Snow fight suck by comparison.

#1 is always the ...
By: CanadaSupporter01. on 29 Nov 08, 19:32:13
#1 is always the best!

The second is the ...
By: Olemann9. on 29 Nov 08, 00:38:43
The second is the best :D

that would explain ...
By: juliebug758. on 28 Nov 08, 21:44:30
that would explain it lol

damn, neil little ...
By: Hockeyguy519. on 28 Nov 08, 18:57:29
damn, neil little got lucky. i wood hav nvr done that cuz i would hav thought that i could hit some one with my skates and maybe even hit their throat. (remember when that happened, yeah.....bad news)

number 8 7 2 1 r ...
By: nuggetboy27. on 28 Nov 08, 16:33:15
number 8 7 2 1 r funy

The oilers were ...
By: gmls710. on 28 Nov 08, 15:56:36
The oilers were good back in the late 90's stupid dallas and colerado

i rember when #1 ...
By: GumBa11Machine. on 28 Nov 08, 00:20:36
i rember when #1 happend

2:37 FAIL!
By: fwayndo1. on 27 Nov 08, 03:02:34
2:37 FAIL!

orly?
By: 84hotshot84. on 27 Nov 08, 01:50:53
orly?

orly?
By: 84hotshot84. on 27 Nov 08, 01:50:44
orly?

orly?
By: 84hotshot84. on 27 Nov 08, 01:48:26
orly?

2:41 is hilarous
By: NanerzLuvsCheeseNips. on 26 Nov 08, 23:29:41
2:41 is hilarous

#2 should be #1
By: soccerboy53193. on 26 Nov 08, 18:46:19
#2 should be #1

Top 10 best 06-07 NHL saves
Posted by: maywest86

Video duration: 183 seconds

The top 10 of the 06-07 NHL season saves.

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which player shot ...
By: iPod465. on 01 Dec 08, 02:04:13
which player shot for the save of turco on #6?

save of martin ...
By: kvakokodakas. on 30 Nov 08, 18:06:46
save of martin turco ... is the shooter frank banham ? beacouse he now play in slovenia for Olimpija and i'm his bigg fan :D

guess who has ...
By: devilsalltheway. on 29 Nov 08, 15:46:06
guess who has almost the mos wins of all time?i do believe brodeur, so shut ur yap, and dont even bother saying brodeur gets no shots, cuz he is always loaded with 30-40 shot games, look up the facts

ok i really dont ...
By: devilsalltheway. on 29 Nov 08, 15:44:42
ok i really dont like you, your just a stupid wester redneck cowboy(no offese tho)

Nittymaki's wasn't ...
By: Dogfires5. on 29 Nov 08, 07:17:40
Nittymaki's wasn't the nicest save out of them all, but he made it look the nicest.

man #1 so so farrr ...
By: TheOneAndOnlyDumbCow. on 29 Nov 08, 02:05:09
man #1 so so farrr ahead! btw theres like half of them wich are basicly the same saves but on different occasions...

tsn never fails
By: Rozman81. on 28 Nov 08, 22:20:33
tsn never fails

actually its not a ...
By: TylerrJayy. on 27 Nov 08, 19:04:38
actually its not a goal .. turco stopped it :P

the rule is you ...
By: danetelford. on 27 Nov 08, 18:30:19
the rule is you have to initiate a stride backards, and keep control of the puck. In this situation, yes, he does move the puck backwards, but he keeps control of the puck, and does not stride or initiate movement backwards. its a goal, fair and square.

oh and that last ...
By: TylerrJayy. on 27 Nov 08, 11:52:51
oh and that last comment sorry it was for the wrong person!

dude i really dont ...
By: TylerrJayy. on 27 Nov 08, 11:52:07
dude i really dont care about what new things they put into the rule book .. its not like im gonna sit down and read it or something!

not true. they ...
By: goalieref47. on 27 Nov 08, 04:28:35
not true. they added a new standard of play initiative into the rule book when they "just started being more strict"

oh i wish Giguere ...
By: Diabound66. on 26 Nov 08, 07:48:23
oh i wish Giguere was in here, but his best saves were in 2003 playoffs.

too true.
By: Diabound66. on 26 Nov 08, 07:47:52
too true.

alrighty!
By: TylerrJayy. on 24 Nov 08, 22:47:17
alrighty!

and im just saying ...
By: blainebarker. on 24 Nov 08, 22:46:22
and im just saying dont be suprised when they call it because it is in the rule book...it is just like the hooking rule...it has been in there forever and they just started being more strict with it with out changing the rule...they were just not calling it all those years.

dude im just saying ...
By: TylerrJayy. on 24 Nov 08, 22:40:08
dude im just saying that they allow it alot

Refs do make ...
By: blainebarker. on 24 Nov 08, 22:29:31
Refs do make mistakes...also with the 200 plus rules in the rule book it is hard to remember every last one at every last second.

thats because his ...
By: hoyhoy136. on 24 Nov 08, 02:42:29
thats because his positioning is so good, he never has to make amazing saves.

gay, no luongo
By: Eshawn288. on 24 Nov 08, 02:37:13
gay, no luongo

yea miller's numba ...
By: gangsterguy55. on 22 Nov 08, 21:44:59
yea miller's numba 1!

poop
By: Rymeister222. on 22 Nov 08, 15:09:45
poop

look in 1:09
By: Lonnaren98. on 22 Nov 08, 12:30:16
look in 1:09

yes...refs make ...
By: blainebarker. on 22 Nov 08, 00:07:59
yes...refs make mistakes...i'm just saying don't try that then get pissed when the ref calls it dead and takes the goal away. It happens all the time. Just like the michigan move, that is an illegal move because you can't control the puck with your stick upside down (heal up toe down or butt end down). But there are stupid people out there that don't know the rules that like to try and pull that shit then get pissed when they get a delay of game penality for it.

well did you see ...
By: TylerrJayy. on 21 Nov 08, 20:30:06
well did you see the one that pierre-marc bouchard's goal pretty much the same but he scores and it counts! .. and i believe he done it twice and one time he spun around and when he did he stick handled it which brought it back and he roofed it and once again allowed!

Top 10 best 06-07 NHL hits
Posted by: maywest86

Video duration: 155 seconds

Here is the top 10 of the most ravaging hits in the 06-07 NHL season.

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lmao yeah thank god
By: soccerpro1982. on 01 Dec 08, 02:42:18
lmao yeah thank god

#6 was just a plain ...
By: DiddyDaKid. on 30 Nov 08, 19:05:53
#6 was just a plain cheap shot god damn

1:10 ooooooh
By: Tannerislegend. on 29 Nov 08, 22:48:42
1:10 ooooooh

#4 Avery is a fag ...
By: Camsta97. on 29 Nov 08, 22:39:00
#4 Avery is a fag and he deserved it

#6 & 5 >> #4 & 3. ...
By: RetepAdam. on 24 Nov 08, 10:33:49
#6 & 5 >> #4 & 3. #2 also >>>>> #1.

hell yeah ! you ...
By: jakebakingcake. on 23 Nov 08, 22:13:34
hell yeah ! you know the guy is only 5'8"?! yet he lays down some of the biggest hits in the league.

hooray, avery got ...
By: JungBucket. on 15 Nov 08, 01:20:13
hooray, avery got hammered

douchebag
By: CarlosHashton. on 15 Nov 08, 00:30:51
douchebag

that sopel his and ...
By: Gregolian. on 12 Nov 08, 11:14:55
that sopel his and the marikov hit are fucking scary.

cause dion is a tank
By: XplosiveZ123. on 11 Nov 08, 22:54:29
cause dion is a tank

ok, are u actually ...
By: marshman121. on 11 Nov 08, 08:16:33
ok, are u actually a hockey fan? or do you just gor around hating videos? explain why its bad

relly bad video
By: gorazz1993. on 11 Nov 08, 02:09:53
relly bad video

tucker is a champ
By: marshman121. on 10 Nov 08, 05:53:16
tucker is a champ

hit #6 keep ur head ...
By: XxBriere48xX. on 09 Nov 08, 04:56:43
hit #6 keep ur head up kids

So much power Dion ...
By: keeejan. on 08 Nov 08, 23:49:35
So much power Dion put into that hit #1!

sweet jesus, holy ...
By: Crosby773. on 03 Nov 08, 17:26:03
sweet jesus, holy shit #2 was insian!!!!!

haha avery got ...
By: XcooperX1. on 02 Nov 08, 15:03:08
haha avery got nailed serves him right

#2 is the shit...WOW
By: theNHLfreak. on 02 Nov 08, 02:50:42
#2 is the shit...WOW

How is Phaneuf's ...
By: SouthP17CD. on 31 Oct 08, 20:43:27
How is Phaneuf's Hit Number 1? I don't get how they rank these things

hockey players ...
By: dekooks. on 30 Oct 08, 17:51:25
hockey players arent the toughest motherfuckers in sports

Tollefsen's hit is ...
By: pettahboy. on 30 Oct 08, 10:27:55
Tollefsen's hit is the best !!

Nobody better say ...
By: deathbysixes8. on 29 Oct 08, 13:25:30
Nobody better say hockey players arent the toughest motherfuckers in sports

darcy tucker is the ...
By: papeaplanes. on 28 Oct 08, 02:55:57
darcy tucker is the king

Haha, Koivu gets ...
By: maisteristyle. on 27 Oct 08, 18:28:34
Haha, Koivu gets hit in 3rd place, nice

yeah you gotta love ...
By: pezdispenser365. on 25 Oct 08, 14:27:24
yeah you gotta love #4 with avery and eveything

Top 10 best sports one-line quotes
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Video duration: 196 seconds

The most memorable one-line quotes related to sports

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