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oh oppps i jsut ...
By: snowbeast111. on 22 Nov 08, 04:36:11
oh oppps i jsut read the other comment lol oh ok well it sucks hahah it obviuosly doesn't work

lol i did so i dont ...
By: snowbeast111. on 22 Nov 08, 04:34:18
lol i did so i dont understand y he would go to his class drunk lol

Ive been studying ...
By: essecg. on 22 Nov 08, 03:25:41
Ive been studying kung fu for over 8 years bitches and its not mostly kick dumbass(to whoever said it was) theres a lot of technique involved in the punches, then theres also elbows and knees. if u shit heads want to watch some real kung fu watch Buk Sing Choy Lay Fut Fremont #5 then watch this and tell me who would win!!!FAGS!!!

Look for drunken ...
By: gyllback. on 22 Nov 08, 01:52:34
Look for drunken boxing and you´ll understand

lol, thats becouse ...
By: Reaperofdeceit. on 22 Nov 08, 00:55:44
lol, thats becouse that style of fighting is called drunken boxing.

lolz the guy at the ...
By: snowbeast111. on 22 Nov 08, 00:46:53
lolz the guy at the start that was doing kung fu sucked yo he looked like he was drunk and he didn't get one hit in hahaha

the fact that ...
By: aznfire5. on 21 Nov 08, 22:54:23
the fact that kyokushin follows by a set rules is what gives it it's downfall. In a scenario with no refs someone with skill in KUNG FU can easily defeat someone with kyokushin karate skills. Kung fu has a more street style of fighting and more technical

Hahaha dude. Kung ...
By: Flyingtart. on 21 Nov 08, 22:48:31
Hahaha dude. Kung fu fighters use more kicks than any Kyokushin karate guy. Go train kung fu or watch some sanda fights.

yesss go karate ...
By: Kabimberly22. on 21 Nov 08, 22:13:44
yesss go karate person u rockk!!!!!!!!! bbbbbbbbbbbbooooooooooo kung fuuuu!!!!!!!!!

i was thinking that
By: austn12345. on 21 Nov 08, 21:14:42
i was thinking that

at 1:00 = ...
By: Marvinho4000. on 21 Nov 08, 19:47:37
at 1:00 = fudo-dachi Karate is better!!!! kung fu is most control of yourself!!!!!!

You personally ...
By: Flyingtart. on 21 Nov 08, 16:18:51
You personally think. But actually it's known that if you are looking for a career in fighting, you better go karate. Nobody knows whats better on the street though. I personally think wushu kung fu is more of a beutiful martial art! But many good fighters are Kyokushin karate practioneers. Besides it was Kyokushin rules and all. Remember that kung fu wont work as it would do for real if there are rules.

Red shash/belt is ...
By: Flyingtart. on 21 Nov 08, 16:17:27
Red shash/belt is the highest grade in many kung fu styles.

yh but kung fu ...
By: beswick32. on 21 Nov 08, 14:47:05
yh but kung fu order their belts differently than karate

lol i personally ...
By: iamevildoing. on 21 Nov 08, 11:18:57
lol i personally think karate is better...

omg! yet again a ...
By: iamevildoing. on 21 Nov 08, 11:16:41
omg! yet again a whole page of people arguing about which is better. I mean come on can't you just drop and just say they are both very good martial arts? I don't even get why anyone bothers to argue on Youtube..i mean like...what are you gonna get out of arguing?

your right that ...
By: aznfire5. on 21 Nov 08, 08:07:57
your right that kung fu guy was probably a beginner fighting a 1st degree black belt in karate definitely not fair. BUT drunken style is not for just for show, it can be used to throw your opponent off, but the way this guy did it was just embarassing i personally think KUNG FU beats KARATE

man,this vid piss ...
By: hotpopcorncake. on 21 Nov 08, 04:29:28
man,this vid piss me off ,dude thats not kung fu ,beside wtf that guy was thinking ,drunken style is for show ,i wish they put me up there i would rock one of those karate guys,and those guys that claim to be kung fu seriously nvm ggaahh this proubly was set up ,they put a skinny drunk of the street ,and chunky cook also a intern of the show ,but noo i don't see a jeet ko do guy or sau shu dude and shalin monk in there

wow,black belt ...
By: austn12345. on 21 Nov 08, 02:54:20
wow,black belt against red belt,real fair

wow everyone in ...
By: DDPK94. on 21 Nov 08, 02:16:23
wow everyone in this video is brutal

hahaha.... ...
By: adezababaoo1. on 21 Nov 08, 02:13:14
hahaha....everywhere online i see karate trying to mock kung-fu..the truth is kung-fu is too humble. the power involved in it is limitless..trust me; every true japanese know that is crazy n deep. an average kung-fu guy is very deadly..best believe.

KARATE-DO RULEZ
By: Nixjavi. on 21 Nov 08, 00:50:54
KARATE-DO RULEZ

Yeah...this men is ...
By: Morenazzza1. on 20 Nov 08, 23:41:41
Yeah...this men is drunk..that is not real kung Fu...

Haha, love the ...
By: kommisar. on 20 Nov 08, 22:19:51
Haha, love the LARPers' excuses: -"That wasn't real kung fu!" -"Those kung fu fighters were horrible. Put in some RAL kung fu fighters!" -"The monks would easily own karate!" Shut the hell up, you losers. The karate guys weren't impressive either. In fact, it's almost as if he wasn't even trying. Meanwhile, the kung fu LARPers are trying to use their movie-/fantasy-based moves which they've never applied in a real fight and got owned. Quit the excuses. Kung fu is a joke.

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George Carlin Interview with Jesus - quick load
Posted by: Shindai

Video duration: 488 seconds

This is an interview with Jesus (George Carlin as Jesus, naturally.) If you're offended by this, you take your religion too seriously :)
Since it's been asked, here's the answer, thanks to the poster quoted:
tracker4648: this is a piece off of the lp album "take offs and put ons" ,back in 1967
Thanks for letting me know dude

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God is forgiveing ...
By: GermanConquistador08. on 22 Nov 08, 05:31:23
God is forgiveing to an extent. Besides, not believing won't grant you direct passage to hell, if you were a good person you can still be sent to heaven, but since you don't belive you don't get any extra aid. Basicly, if you don't belive that you need God's help, he won't give it to you. Also, if Christians could go from a hunted, hated minority to the worlds dominant religion, then God must have been looking out for us for SOME reason. Maybe, least thats my take on the matter.

of course!!!1
By: outrayjess. on 21 Nov 08, 00:55:07
of course!!!1

why thank you!!!!!! ...
By: outrayjess. on 21 Nov 08, 00:47:19
why thank you!!!!!!!! i completely agree with you. great opinion. open minded people make up my life!

I agree with ...
By: Brqwerty. on 19 Nov 08, 21:34:48
I agree with Shindai. We need more pepole like you. Here is another point for christrans, if god is such a loving and understanding creature, why do we have to worship and acknowledge him. He is forgiving and everything so he should not have a problem with not beliving.

This is Satan ...
By: jakster2. on 16 Nov 08, 05:06:09
This is Satan speaking. I am laughing at you right now.

lol
By: FWFFAN. on 11 Nov 08, 20:16:09
lol

the bike part is ...
By: DiscoBlasphemia. on 06 Nov 08, 18:00:37
the bike part is hilarious! jesus on a bike lol

LOL :D
By: broadwaylove52. on 05 Nov 08, 07:36:06
LOL :D

LMAO hilarious. My ...
By: casper0012. on 05 Nov 08, 01:48:49
LMAO hilarious. My birthday's on x-mas. :P

heehee well it's up ...
By: outrayjess. on 04 Nov 08, 03:27:09
heehee well it's up but i think it's really bad. i tried to make it more exciting by putting pictures. i was so sick when i made it but i guess i like it enough. lol thanks

IF Christians ...
By: magichanzz. on 04 Nov 08, 03:11:11
IF Christians actually investigated the history of Christianity they would see how flimsy its base is. Watch The God Who Wasn't There.

lol this was ...
By: DeltaAngel101. on 03 Nov 08, 06:19:01
lol this was hilarious, the buda part was the best, "hes laughing ang im on the cross" lol the best part is that hes right too

...
By: Fsbof90. on 02 Nov 08, 05:35:57
HAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHHAAAHAAAHAAAAAAA You're trolling, right ? I hope so for your sake, man. XD

lol if you believe ...
By: humphrey654. on 01 Nov 08, 15:28:21
lol if you believe that... you are who hes making fun of

Do let me know when ...
By: Shindai. on 31 Oct 08, 18:05:45
Do let me know when that happens, I'd quite like to see it. Guess I'll be subscribing to your videos now lol. I upload videos about every other year, so you won't be bothered by my videos :)

why thank you-i'm ...
By: outrayjess. on 31 Oct 08, 13:03:58
why thank you-i'm just here to point out the facts. check out my new video about my theories on everything from race, religion, gender and politics from a (mostly) neutral point of view! to be uploaded soon!!!!!!!

Sounds like ...
By: Shindai. on 31 Oct 08, 08:43:42
Sounds like something Jesus might say :o :D I miss people like you, please repopulate my internet

nobody knows if ...
By: outrayjess. on 31 Oct 08, 04:03:38
nobody knows if there is a god or not. there are some stories in the bible that would clearly explain the happenings in history, but then you could scientifically explain them too. leave each other alone, guys! people can beleive what they want. don't be stupid about religion and say things like "he was possessed". wtf. christians, i have to say the athiests are acting more like christians then you are. aren't you supposed to be accepting? heloooo, get with your own religion that you defend so!

LMFAO that's ...
By: Shindai. on 30 Oct 08, 14:51:06
LMFAO that's hilarious :D I guess Satan's a fucking funny guy :D

George Carlin was ...
By: buddyboy55. on 30 Oct 08, 13:58:49
George Carlin was possessed. No doubt about it. The words that came out of his mouth about God were demonic.

agreed. the crowd ...
By: jonbeme. on 29 Oct 08, 18:38:25
agreed. the crowd down there is probably way more fun than the crowd up there.

Apple juice into ...
By: morais691alexandre. on 29 Oct 08, 18:36:30
Apple juice into milk! XD

ne god that would ...
By: Xxbadhabit420Xx. on 28 Oct 08, 20:30:11
ne god that would send carlin to hell is a dick w/ no sense of humor, and i hope i can go to hell to see his first Hell box office stand up special

As I already said, ...
By: Smurfjefvel. on 28 Oct 08, 12:00:55
As I already said, yt won't let me post the link and the text won't fit in a comment. And god is against free will, otherwise he wouldn't have any rules. If people are gonna worship a stupid book, they at least could read it through once. Also, it never says in the bible that "this is a book that you should follow", it's just a fantasy book, and the christians are the nerds trying to live like the protagonists in the book, just like those stupid LotR fans.

such stories are ...
By: vermonofdeceit. on 28 Oct 08, 02:16:36
such stories are NOT in the bible

Karate vs Kung Fu
Posted by: Shindai

Video duration: 251 seconds

Not sure what style karate and kung fu, but this is a nice little cruel bit of video, I feel bad for the kung fu guy at the start.

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