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well yeah the ...
By: panakuken. on 02 Dec 08, 11:06:18
well yeah the stupid villagers always burn he non-witches...and the real witch gets away!

"Burn the witch." ...
By: panakuken. on 02 Dec 08, 11:04:38
"Burn the witch." "YEAH, that's the plan Amos"

"he rejoices in ...
By: Adamgontierfan19. on 29 Oct 08, 16:25:59
"he rejoices in spilled blood and the bane of dogs" Marilyn Manson? Awesome

that would've been ...
By: jorgefan87. on 19 Oct 08, 23:40:06
that would've been such a fun job! haha

oh, and also (sorry ...
By: jorgefan87. on 19 Oct 08, 23:39:30
oh, and also (sorry Im a fellow history major, we can be huge pains, hehe) americans killed accused witches by the ever so humane and pleasant way of crushing them to death under stones, hence the segment with crow thinking hes a witch and mike piling stones on him and so on.

I knew I recognized ...
By: jorgefan87. on 19 Oct 08, 23:30:42
I knew I recognized him from something!

HA, I love Granma ...
By: heartseed. on 11 Oct 08, 03:21:17
HA, I love Granma Servo! I've wondered who was in charge of making the little clothes and wigs for the Servo puppets in scenes like this.

"Damn you!" "Every ...
By: sexyscholar. on 22 Sep 08, 16:59:04
"Damn you!" "Every *week* we do this!"

And she did then ...
By: MoJoelRizing. on 19 Sep 08, 07:31:02
And she did then offer her soul up to GORGO, And it came to pass that GORGO appeared in the following episode manifesting as a big ol' stompy lizard thingy and did proceed to flatten London.

"You been hittin' ...
By: papermachetes11. on 10 Sep 08, 21:51:33
"You been hittin' the booze?" The look on the Giant Spider Invasion-guy's face matched the tone Mike used PERFECT

hahaha mike's ...
By: jaydock1. on 27 Aug 08, 02:22:06
hahaha mike's reading a kissinger book. awesome.

And the blight ...
By: vlcupper. on 14 Aug 08, 05:46:33
And the blight known at emo music.

You would be ...
By: vlcupper. on 14 Aug 08, 05:42:58
You would be correct sir.

If I'm not mistaken ...
By: txteacher99. on 13 Aug 08, 04:58:16
If I'm not mistaken, the leader of the witch burners (the one with the reddish beard) plays the jerk-off husband who finds diamonds on his land in "Giant Spider Invasion".

I like how Servo's ...
By: ShinyRayquaza2. on 05 Aug 08, 03:47:52
I like how Servo's grandmother keeps poking Mike with that tiny pitchfork :)

Well, I would, but ...
By: MacTechG4. on 05 Aug 08, 02:52:23
Well, I would, but He wouldn't approve....

I like how they are ...
By: ars731. on 04 Aug 08, 02:41:13
I like how they are burning a witch in 19th century america (no less) on a related note they never burned witches in america ,they hung them (sorry I'm a history major and my personal pet preeve is historical inaccuracy in movies)

"I am Gorgo and ...
By: Garnetsigma. on 24 Jul 08, 02:52:25
"I am Gorgo and Mormo of the thousand-faced moon." ...and I shamelessly rip off Lovecraft :[

She must have ...
By: Ycoadta. on 12 Jul 08, 17:54:45
She must have weighed less than a duck.

You know, I can't ...
By: AnitaMontresor. on 11 Jul 08, 05:21:42
You know, I can't help wondering how they decided Lucinda was the witch.

Oh god. Servo's ...
By: LIBREPUB. on 18 Jun 08, 21:59:06
Oh god. Servo's grandma!!! rrrnhmmmarmmmmarrgh.

DingusStudley - as ...
By: ilovetheknife. on 18 Jun 08, 15:31:19
DingusStudley - as Mike & the bots would say, I think you have some issues with women...

caleb, what kind of ...
By: klickenpod. on 10 Jun 08, 05:25:20
caleb, what kind of charcoal did you use?

Great face and body ...
By: Tareltonlives. on 09 Jun 08, 19:24:07
Great face and body, but her hairdo's a bit goofy

houses? you have ...
By: lifeofbob. on 03 Jun 08, 10:20:49
houses? you have houses?

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MST3K The Touch of Satan 1/10
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both
By: panakuken. on 02 Dec 08, 20:20:00
both

funny stupid, or ...
By: stormriderWI. on 02 Dec 08, 16:24:49
funny stupid, or funny comedic?

Well, I thought it ...
By: panakuken. on 02 Dec 08, 08:24:11
Well, I thought it was funny!

I was trying to be ...
By: stormriderWI. on 02 Dec 08, 07:15:34
I was trying to be funny at the time..... looking back it wasn't really, hey they all can't be winners

so ya posted it on ...
By: luexiana. on 02 Dec 08, 02:16:15
so ya posted it on youtube so nobody would find out? good plan, man

From Wikipedia: The ...
By: ontologica. on 28 Nov 08, 01:49:11
From Wikipedia: The practice has its roots in the middle ages as an exchange between the feudal lords and their peasants, differing from begging. In early New England wassailing was associated with rowdy bands of young men who would enter the homes of wealthy neighbors and demand free food and drink in a trick-or-treat fashion. If the householder refused, his house was vandalized.

I mean I know my ...
By: stormriderWI. on 25 Nov 08, 22:32:14
I mean I know my alcholism gets the best of me but I really want to fuck Pearl. I don't want anybody to find out about it, but goddamn I just need to fuck sometimes.

i like the other ...
By: clipcalhoon. on 21 Nov 08, 03:15:44
i like the other guy more

Why wont you lay ...
By: Caerlean. on 19 Nov 08, 01:06:12
Why wont you lay any eggs!?

grandma kramer
By: mrhat1978. on 11 Nov 08, 01:20:51
grandma kramer

You know, if you ...
By: elemental402. on 08 Nov 08, 15:52:42
You know, if you asked me to choose music to accompany the title "TOUCH OF SATAN", it probably wouldn't be so....perky.

"Hello tractor how ...
By: Adamgontierfan19. on 29 Oct 08, 15:05:43
"Hello tractor how are you this evenin?"

I remember watching ...
By: Blackhandsaint. on 25 Oct 08, 20:30:01
I remember watching this show as a kid...I also remember watching the movies they riff seriously before that. Lul.

I made it every ...
By: vlcupper. on 19 Oct 08, 07:47:57
I made it every year since I first saw this episode.

I do not need my ...
By: Ozker1313. on 15 Oct 08, 20:24:19
I do not need my fruit snack... I will take it because I want to. XD

Mmmmmmmm, I should ...
By: sillygrl23. on 15 Oct 08, 02:44:36
Mmmmmmmm, I should ask my mom if she will make it this year. That sounds good XD

Ha haha ha, And ...
By: DrGregoryHouseIT. on 08 Oct 08, 11:50:45
Ha haha ha, And then he died, ha ha ha!

Come on, Grandma ...
By: torgosassistant. on 07 Oct 08, 09:31:40
Come on, Grandma apple head." hahaha

The American Gothic ...
By: Herr12. on 03 Oct 08, 05:28:01
The American Gothic people takes revenge! Classic.

My mom made wassail ...
By: AnitaMontresor. on 25 Sep 08, 22:39:37
My mom made wassail for Christmas last year. I think it was mostly concentrated orange juice and apple cider with cinnamon and cloves mixed in, heated up on the stove. It was actually really good, although kind of sweet in the way that will make you sick if you drink too much.

a kabuki actor's ...
By: Havokshammer. on 07 Sep 08, 05:06:56
a kabuki actor's been hit !!

And I'm Cow. lmao
By: Stormwysper. on 05 Sep 08, 23:05:33
And I'm Cow. lmao

I'm completely the ...
By: ShinyRayquaza2. on 03 Sep 08, 23:08:33
I'm completely the opposite, my parents loved the show and wanted me to watch it. Sadly, I was never interested, and...well, I feel guilty for missing out.

Is ...Is that you ...
By: ericweiss123. on 31 Aug 08, 02:13:47
Is ...Is that you Robert ? Robert the cat.... You're supposed to be in bed ya little rascal. With Andrew the dog.... HAHAHAHAHAHAHA AND THEN HE DIED. AHHH I'll get more fresh blood.... LMFAO best episode ever...

"Hello Tractor, how ...
By: TheSabessa. on 30 Aug 08, 02:16:03
"Hello Tractor, how are you this evenin'?" "Hello pile-of-dung!" "Well there's my Walk-me-Wet-me Susan doll." LOLOLOLOL XD

MST3K The Touch of Satan 10/10
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MST3K

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were gonna have a ...
By: sgtdoom999. on 26 Nov 08, 07:10:47
were gonna have a litter of jackals in 9 months ya know.

I just sold myself ...
By: stormriderWI. on 26 Nov 08, 04:00:07
I just sold myself to satan oh ya did

What the heck are ...
By: circle72099. on 13 Nov 08, 14:37:10
What the heck are you trying to say?! It's like I'm reading individual words strung together for no purpose.

"Beev" McKeever oh ...
By: AnnAmelie. on 28 Oct 08, 06:36:34
"Beev" McKeever oh my no- that sounds like a pelvic reference . The name is "Beez" which is three keys away from "Beev" and a world away in innuendo. I'm a girl so I can't gauge her cuteness- alls I CAN say is that I'm glad that, at least for a moment, she's made a "Raging Celt" more docile with her presence. I'm guessing she's irish - you folks probably speak the same language. "No Bark" to you raging Celt- or you'll get your Celt ass kicked out of the pubs. ;) :D Cheers! :)

*Credits skip* Ah ...
By: jackrubyultima. on 06 Oct 08, 19:33:28
*Credits skip* Ah! The devil! Lets get outta here!

His ZAH phone bank ...
By: MoJoelRizing. on 19 Sep 08, 08:24:42
His ZAH phone bank got outsourced to Bangalore.

& the moral of the ...
By: harlanmiller. on 11 Sep 08, 02:04:54
& the moral of the story is "if you drive by a dirt road leading to a lake...just keep driving."

Satan-issued ...
By: nerdasssss. on 05 Sep 08, 01:21:22
Satan-issued parents?

Funny moment with ...
By: punksweetss. on 01 Sep 08, 23:12:02
Funny moment with mads this episode

"Great, now we're ...
By: TheInnerSanctuary. on 25 Aug 08, 12:26:35
"Great, now we're BOTH in the clutches of Satan because YOU wanted seconds!"

Brain guy with a ...
By: HarryPotter1992x. on 22 Aug 08, 08:44:52
Brain guy with a cookie monster! XD

Jody: Don't let her ...
By: sillygrl23. on 18 Aug 08, 22:16:47
Jody: Don't let her die I love her! *shows Melissa aging to a gnarled old woman* Servo: "Woah, no I don't!" LMAO!

Man, those walnuts ...
By: bradlejd1964. on 03 Aug 08, 13:25:45
Man, those walnuts are really ripping through the hay! LMAO!! My favorite line in the whole movie!

Okay, out of the ...
By: Garnetsigma. on 24 Jul 08, 03:14:26
Okay, out of the dozens of questions this movie left me with, the one that's always bugged me is this: who the heck were Luther and Molly if they weren't really Melissa's parents?

Wow, this movie was ...
By: insanedemonspaz. on 16 Jul 08, 21:29:27
Wow, this movie was so unscary it made the remake of House of Wax terrifying.

I'm tempted to go ...
By: srb300. on 11 Jul 08, 03:32:21
I'm tempted to go back through this movie and actually time the pauses, but I don't think I could take watching that crap again. The bots and Mike made it almost bearable though.

This is where the ...
By: KyraWolf. on 03 Jul 08, 16:11:19
This is where the fish live.

Be sure to launder ...
By: clemmyjohnson. on 30 Jun 08, 20:49:28
Be sure to launder your soul before thrifting it out to Satan!

One of the best ...
By: TheRagingCelt. on 19 Jun 08, 12:20:31
One of the best shows from the Sci-Fi years! And Beev McKeever as the babysitter is just too damn cute! NO BARK!

yup thats right
By: htomsirveaux42. on 12 Jun 08, 03:51:50
yup thats right

That was funny when ...
By: sillygrl23. on 11 Jun 08, 15:56:30
That was funny when they freaked out at the end.

so brain guy is ...
By: klickenpod. on 10 Jun 08, 06:08:01
so brain guy is crow and bobo is tom servo... right? i still need to get that 100% clarified... herm.

So she was very ...
By: Tareltonlives. on 09 Jun 08, 19:45:55
So she was very sexy but creepy, vague, and insane?

I think this is ...
By: marky2112. on 23 May 08, 20:18:50
I think this is just a normal marriage.

that baby sitter is ...
By: TurnXTop. on 04 May 08, 22:58:22
that baby sitter is so hot she can baby sit me anytime

Ataru and Nozomi Part 2
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One of my favorite UY episodes! Part 2ith

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Ataru and Nozomi Part 3
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Such a cute scene at the end!

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Ataru and Nozomi Part 1
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Pretty much my favorite episode ever. Ataru showing his good guy side!

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MST3K The Touch of Satan 7/10
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MST3K

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This movie wouldn't ...
By: Tolly12bells. on 01 Dec 08, 00:03:33
This movie wouldn't be so bad if not for the awful dialogue and the long periods of nothing happening.

really? I was ...
By: ontologica. on 28 Nov 08, 02:05:07
really? I was kinda phasing out for that part...is it really some fake bibley writing the writers made up for the film? hahahahahaha!

it's people saying ...
By: sgtdoom999. on 26 Nov 08, 06:46:51
it's people saying burn the witch are you deaf? lol.

"You've been hittin ...
By: TheLastReplicant. on 15 Nov 08, 21:05:27
"You've been hittin the BOOZE again!" Yes it is.

Yep - hence the ...
By: functio1. on 28 Oct 08, 22:48:44
Yep - hence the Packers reference ;-)

Is that the guy ...
By: DavidtheBlack. on 22 Oct 08, 02:21:47
Is that the guy from Giant Spider invasion?

I agree. XD
By: TreehuggerStacy. on 13 Oct 08, 22:32:06
I agree. XD

That whole scene ...
By: Craigination. on 13 Oct 08, 18:09:36
That whole scene with the guy reading the Bible was hilarious - I loved all of their riffs. "For he is cast..." Mike: "...out of plastic."

Oh, you mean " ...
By: Craigination. on 13 Oct 08, 18:03:04
Oh, you mean "STAAAAY!" haha, I was wondering if they were going to reference that;)

Probably the most ...
By: heartseed. on 11 Oct 08, 03:11:51
Probably the most awkward dinner scene ever!

He's just not ...
By: Gance24. on 09 Oct 08, 20:58:53
He's just not reading the Bible

"Pay attention to ...
By: raphaelfaunus. on 05 Oct 08, 07:43:22
"Pay attention to the word of the Lord," "For he loves you and he will kill you if you don't."

Woman: What is it, ...
By: TreehuggerStacy. on 03 Oct 08, 02:41:14
Woman: What is it, David? Crow: It's people saying 'burn the witch', are you deaf?! Melissa: Papa.. What is it? Crow: People saying: 'Burn the witch' DO YOU HAVE ANY DEDUCTIVE POWERS AT ALL?! Hahaha. XD

"Someone's playing ...
By: DarkfireTaimatsu. on 01 Oct 08, 09:37:17
"Someone's playing the cicada in the background..."

"burn the witch... ...
By: luexiana. on 30 Sep 08, 01:51:25
"burn the witch...burn the witch..." at least say it with some umpf

"Burn the Witch!" ...
By: illmatic9401. on 27 Sep 08, 23:06:48
"Burn the Witch!" "Oh and Go Packers too but mostly burn the witch" LOL

"I've seen his food ...
By: jeffeastwood15. on 27 Sep 08, 18:45:56
"I've seen his food cake" LOL

Uh, seems kinda ...
By: bbqplatypus318. on 22 Sep 08, 05:32:41
Uh, seems kinda silly now.

They've taken a few ...
By: MoJoelRizing. on 19 Sep 08, 06:58:18
They've taken a few potshots at him over the years... "...coming up after the witch burning, some more of that banjo 'n' fiddle crap..."

Then close your ...
By: vlcupper. on 10 Sep 08, 12:33:37
Then close your eyes.

TALK QUICKER!
By: amandavonhelvete. on 03 Sep 08, 15:41:34
TALK QUICKER!

"... you took too ...
By: NotMadWeak. on 31 Aug 08, 12:01:26
"... you took too many porkchops."

Ya know what I ...
By: TheSabessa. on 30 Aug 08, 03:31:56
Ya know what I noticed, that guy who lead the angry mob was also that nasty farmer in The Giant Spider Invasion movie that MST3K did :O!

I think it's funny ...
By: hobbes937. on 28 Aug 08, 12:32:17
I think it's funny that it's the mid 70's and the mob is from the mid 1700's.

why are everyones ...
By: hobbes937. on 28 Aug 08, 12:30:06
why are everyones comment just lines from the show? I heard what they said.

MST3K The Touch of Satan 3/10
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MST3K

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these are amazing, ...
By: overlordKime. on 27 Nov 08, 07:29:11
these are amazing, sigh i miss MST3K

so could you tell ...
By: sgtdoom999. on 26 Nov 08, 05:58:18
so could you tell me how to get your daughter in the sack?

"Man, if she ...
By: Wallace316. on 23 Nov 08, 06:16:15
"Man, if she doesn't love him after riding in his Maverick shes a total ice princess." haha

1:43 "those walnuts ...
By: lafelkins. on 19 Nov 08, 02:12:40
1:43 "those walnuts are tearin' thru the hay"

"Stop it."
By: TheRedNationStates. on 16 Nov 08, 20:11:53
"Stop it."

"This is where my ...
By: marenm3. on 15 Nov 08, 04:44:02
"This is where my TONGUE lives." bahaha

"You're kinda of an ...
By: raemellie. on 24 Oct 08, 02:19:59
"You're kinda of an idiot, aren't you?" LOL

I sure hope he said ...
By: RUDown311. on 20 Oct 08, 03:50:30
I sure hope he said peanuts.

Mother: I will just ...
By: sillygrl23. on 16 Oct 08, 01:20:46
Mother: I will just fix up the sewing room- Servo: *gasps* The SAWING room!?! LOL! Every quote from Servo is a laugh riot!

A great retribution ...
By: sillygrl23. on 15 Oct 08, 04:48:07
A great retribution line for that lackluster:"This is where the fish lives." quote.

Those walnuts are ...
By: bbqplatypus318. on 22 Sep 08, 04:41:04
Those walnuts are TEARIN' through the hay! Oh, Hieronymous!

lol love that
By: tibbsr25. on 22 Sep 08, 02:48:36
lol love that

jody: why? mike: ...
By: tibbsr25. on 22 Sep 08, 02:47:33
jody: why? mike: smooth

"Hm- surprisingly ...
By: MoJoelRizing. on 19 Sep 08, 04:15:17
"Hm- surprisingly short RUN-ON TIME for a 70's car..." "D'ja catch KOTTER last night?" (great delivery) "He sounds like a nice man." "Yes. He is a very nice man..." "-REALLY crooked lawyer, though- MAN, he'll EMBEZZLE the socks right off ya!" [Yes but is he a man of wealth and taste?] ;)

"He's the best I ...
By: bullw. on 12 Sep 08, 21:29:27
"He's the best I could do!" LOL

Just to tell ya ...
By: ToCheat. on 09 Sep 08, 10:13:38
Just to tell ya mate...this film is also written badly, so...yeah

Crow:"Hallmark ...
By: TheSabessa. on 30 Aug 08, 02:41:30
Crow:"Hallmark Presents: A Touch of Satan" Servo:"Come set with meeee, and Satan toooo, he's your friend and miiiiiine." LOL XD

She said this is ...
By: goodmorningcapt1. on 29 Aug 08, 19:51:24
She said this is where the fish LIVES. Singular. She's talking about a specific fish folks.

I sure hope he said ...
By: mymodernpad. on 28 Aug 08, 20:38:44
I sure hope he said PEANUTS...classic.

"Those walnuts are ...
By: jaydock1. on 25 Aug 08, 22:40:54
"Those walnuts are tearin' through the hay!"

hallmark hall of ...
By: bravsirrobin. on 18 Aug 08, 16:42:17
hallmark hall of fame presents the touch of satan

"I just want to ...
By: elephantlawst. on 17 Aug 08, 10:51:00
"I just want to talk to him that's all" Crow: "I mean I MIGHT kill him, but..."

Why did you run? ...
By: sukiocity. on 16 Aug 08, 01:16:29
Why did you run? Because this is where the fish lives.

This is where my ...
By: zapproowsdower. on 13 Aug 08, 15:31:47
This is where my TONGUE lives!

"This is where the ...
By: RockyH2o. on 10 Aug 08, 08:32:10
"This is where the fish lives." God damn hilarious line.

MST3K The Touch of Satan 2/10
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MST3K

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the murder of ...
By: luexiana. on 02 Dec 08, 02:51:30
the murder of prepositions!

what did that guy ...
By: htomsirveaux42. on 29 Nov 08, 16:12:17
what did that guy say? a "fromacidical" manic?

"you can take your ...
By: sgtdoom999. on 26 Nov 08, 05:54:24
"you can take your time it's a tough question." ...Crow is too funny.

Indeed it is--read ...
By: Virraddon. on 19 Nov 08, 19:25:21
Indeed it is--read some Robert Burns...

its not scottish as ...
By: wagnerologist1984. on 19 Nov 08, 17:45:56
its not scottish as far as i know!

awesome...
By: TheLastReplicant. on 15 Nov 08, 17:39:21
awesome...

"im worried that my ...
By: marenm3. on 15 Nov 08, 04:24:59
"im worried that my sandwich may be small and inadequate." haha yes!

"Is that right? I ...
By: tibbsr25. on 13 Nov 08, 07:19:47
"Is that right? I should check my dictionatomy."

Is that your car? ...
By: AngelofSaneMadness. on 03 Nov 08, 20:31:01
Is that your car? Mind if I skip rocks across it?

One of my favorite ...
By: OzzyFan87. on 03 Nov 08, 05:47:20
One of my favorite scene's from any mst3k has to be this one at the gas station. I dont know why, but i die when i watch it.

Mike: "Well...I ...
By: 2Wol. on 22 Oct 08, 00:37:07
Mike: "Well...I suppose the plots not going to unfold itself." 10 seconds of absolute silence. Crow: " Yeeeeep". Cracks me every time.:))

I like Tom's ...
By: Akira625. on 20 Oct 08, 17:39:17
I like Tom's imitation of the 70's porn wakka-wakka guitar.

"Nice town you got ...
By: thejoexman. on 16 Oct 08, 00:31:55
"Nice town you got here." "You can't pay, can you?" "Just look what I'm doing to your car."

I started bobbing ...
By: sillygrl23. on 15 Oct 08, 03:09:14
I started bobbing my head with Mike and the robots to that upbeat tune on 1:36. I mean, who couldn't resist? "What do you get when you fall from grace, you only get lies and perditition..."

"They catch the guy ...
By: KillerWulf777. on 07 Oct 08, 05:06:11
"They catch the guy yet?" "Nope, I'm still at large." lol

Lmao! "Get off the ...
By: Megared82. on 05 Oct 08, 18:17:56
Lmao! "Get off the road, man-goat!"

If I were the ...
By: Herr12. on 03 Oct 08, 05:36:11
If I were the Prince of Darknes, the Master of perdition, etc, I would rather a Rolls Royce.

"'Emby Mellay'? ...
By: DarkfireTaimatsu. on 01 Oct 08, 08:38:07
"'Emby Mellay'? That's not a name, that's a bad Scrabble hand."

"What do you get ...
By: ngobleus. on 28 Sep 08, 21:15:06
"What do you get when you fall from grace? You only get cast into perdition!"

This movie made me ...
By: halfmanhalfmetal. on 27 Sep 08, 22:49:12
This movie made me fall in love with Melissa Strickland. I too, would have sold my soul to the devil for her. Makes me depressed to know Emby Mellay wasn't in any other movies besides this one.

i say that one ...
By: tibbsr25. on 22 Sep 08, 02:41:12
i say that one almost daily

just ram that moldy ...
By: sarahsam22003. on 21 Sep 08, 04:34:01
just ram that moldy olive loaf into your face.... hahahahahahahaha oh how many times i have to say that on a daily basis

lol... he was ...
By: REQUIERED. on 19 Sep 08, 19:56:28
lol... he was singing The Trees by Rush

FYI trivia: This ...
By: MoJoelRizing. on 19 Sep 08, 02:37:14
FYI trivia: This movie was actually directed by Tom "Billy Jack" Laughlin("Don Henderson" was a pseudonym).

melissa was a tasty ...
By: Havokshammer. on 07 Sep 08, 05:19:31
melissa was a tasty dish too

MST3K The Touch of Satan 4/10
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MST3K

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"Did a plucked ...
By: dethrider16. on 30 Nov 08, 23:50:51
"Did a plucked turkey wearing a wig just talk to me?"

she only kills when ...
By: overlordKime. on 27 Nov 08, 07:41:42
she only kills when she's crazy

we'll have to get ...
By: sgtdoom999. on 26 Nov 08, 06:10:41
we'll have to get up and milk the walnuts.

My name is Margaret ...
By: raith0818. on 18 Nov 08, 20:56:40
My name is Margaret rawhide chew.

I can't look at ...
By: limenlimpidgreen. on 15 Nov 08, 03:41:22
I can't look at Lucinda when I'm eating :(

Servo - "Instant ...
By: OzzyFan87. on 08 Nov 08, 05:58:37
Servo - "Instant ball and chain"

"oh.. and there's a ...
By: Chickenetta. on 07 Nov 08, 18:48:29
"oh.. and there's a huge insane scabby gorilla wandering around too" LOL

"hey there's a ...
By: Adamgontierfan19. on 29 Oct 08, 15:37:07
"hey there's a signed copy of the Necromonicon in here" "You guys scare me ha ha ha" Love Satan

I bet they wanted ...
By: DavidtheBlack. on 22 Oct 08, 01:46:04
I bet they wanted to add that but ran out o budget.

"I usually like the ...
By: sillygrl23. on 16 Oct 08, 01:50:31
"I usually like the left side of the bed if that is okay?" *shudders* Oh cripes, can you imagine sharing a bed with her!?!

I can see the ...
By: seaweedprincess. on 01 Oct 08, 01:40:06
I can see the demotivator now: THE FISH This is where they live.

She looks like a ...
By: bbqplatypus318. on 22 Sep 08, 04:50:58
She looks like a hairy version of Gollum.

I sure do love the ...
By: REQUIERED. on 19 Sep 08, 20:12:02
I sure do love the yelling channel XD

I kept imagining an ...
By: MoJoelRizing. on 19 Sep 08, 04:53:58
I kept imagining an old school cartoon fish just a-swimmin' around in there, size of a volkswagen...

Yes, you are ...
By: MoJoelRizing. on 19 Sep 08, 04:47:41
Yes, you are correctly quoting the way he said it incorrectly.

nope, not me. I ...
By: Havokshammer. on 07 Sep 08, 05:35:28
nope, not me. I already had the whammy when i was little.

"I'm going to lock ...
By: TheSabessa. on 30 Aug 08, 02:54:10
"I'm going to lock the door, do you understand?" Mike:"I haven't understood anything since McKinely went down." LOL XD

Dont come up for ...
By: mymodernpad. on 28 Aug 08, 20:54:56
Dont come up for about 5 minutes...lol

"You guys scare me, ...
By: jaydock1. on 26 Aug 08, 04:52:07
"You guys scare me, ha ha ha. signed, satan."

We'll probably stop ...
By: sukiocity. on 24 Aug 08, 20:23:17
We'll probably stop by where the fish lives.

"T's me." Is ...
By: ShinyRayquaza2. on 23 Aug 08, 00:15:56
"T's me." Is Captain Hook there?

I sure love the ...
By: Stumperific. on 22 Aug 08, 18:27:44
I sure love the yelling channel

ummm, don't come up ...
By: mystiefan33. on 17 Aug 08, 19:34:18
ummm, don't come up for about 5 minutes okay????

"Uh, did a plucked ...
By: elephantlawst. on 17 Aug 08, 11:08:22
"Uh, did a plucked turkey in a wig just talk to me?"

That's why I love ...
By: vlcupper. on 14 Aug 08, 04:42:35
That's why I love these guys.

MST3K The Touch of Satan 5/10
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the grocers wife ...
By: overlordKime. on 27 Nov 08, 07:53:01
the grocers wife died when someone said zah that isn't funny

just don't spook ...
By: sgtdoom999. on 26 Nov 08, 06:24:38
just don't spook the walnuts.

.."Star working for ...
By: wagnerologist1984. on 19 Nov 08, 18:18:26
.."Star working for a living" Good idea Mr Policeman!

"Anyway...I will ...
By: raith0818. on 18 Nov 08, 21:11:15
"Anyway...I will shake the paint off your walls, honey!" LOL! I can't stop laughing at the way Tom said that.

"ive said zah in ...
By: marenm3. on 15 Nov 08, 05:21:44
"ive said zah in better towns than this.."

Yeah, she's pretty ...
By: Tareltonlives. on 16 Oct 08, 22:04:18
Yeah, she's pretty hot

ADJKA!
By: Tareltonlives. on 16 Oct 08, 22:04:03
ADJKA!

Listen my tummy's ...
By: turnertalking. on 09 Oct 08, 17:09:44
Listen my tummy's growling.

Tom Servo: " ...
By: NateTheGreat412. on 07 Oct 08, 03:58:15
Tom Servo: "AAAAPPUU!!!! APUUACH!!!! AAAACHUUU!! AAAACHHUU!!!" lol

Is it weird that i ...
By: jackrubyultima. on 05 Oct 08, 02:22:32
Is it weird that i thought Melissa was totally hot when i first saw this? I guess im just into creepy, semi goth, ravenette girls

ZAH!
By: seaweedprincess. on 01 Oct 08, 04:21:41
ZAH!

Store Clerk ...
By: freakspeely. on 30 Sep 08, 00:32:23
Store Clerk giggling: "One, two, three.." Mike (mocking giggle): "...and get this; FOUR!" I cannot stop laughing at that. XD

"Well now Andie, I ...
By: TheSabessa. on 30 Aug 08, 03:08:44
"Well now Andie, I think their was a demon in the car!" LOLOLOLOLOLOL XD

"If you say 'my ...
By: wickedmuffin76. on 26 Aug 08, 13:19:10
"If you say 'my squad car' I'll chainsaw you in half"

"It only rhymes ...
By: sukiocity. on 25 Aug 08, 01:32:09
"It only rhymes with 'witch'!"

That mom is so ...
By: TheInnerSanctuary. on 24 Aug 08, 04:25:03
That mom is so creepy! "Hmm... Would he even FIT in the iron maiden?"

"I've said zah! in ...
By: krazytyme. on 17 Aug 08, 22:39:38
"I've said zah! in better towns than than this!" lol.

"and then get this. ...
By: StoryNClark. on 10 Aug 08, 05:48:20
"and then get this...four! hahaha" ... what about, "that one's a number fiiiive!"

I never knew robots ...
By: Elenkeon. on 08 Aug 08, 14:49:54
I never knew robots could get hay fever. lawl

I think its the Mom ...
By: ars731. on 04 Aug 08, 02:01:38
I think its the Mom watching the dad and cop talk.

you can see ...
By: ZacharyWDS17. on 29 Jul 08, 08:56:10
you can see somebody moving around the upstairs window at 4:09

"Enhance your moody ...
By: rsm109. on 28 Jul 08, 23:09:13
"Enhance your moody soundtrack music with tiny fart sounds!"

ZAH! =D
By: SilentHillHeather. on 22 Jul 08, 20:55:06
ZAH! =D

I think its the ...
By: sillygrl23. on 02 Jul 08, 06:45:23
I think its the woman Lucinda. Makes obvious sense since they are talking about the murder that she committed, as well as what happens to the deputy.

(to the whole 3:34 ...
By: sillygrl23. on 02 Jul 08, 06:42:32
(to the whole 3:34 "ghost" thing) I am pretty sure its Lucinda espically since they were talking about that one farmer that got offed by the pitchfork. Its common in those movies for the guilty party to sort of "tune in" to what is being said about what happened (esp if they know they did it) and it would also explain what happens to the deputy afterwards.

MST3K The Touch of Satan 6/10
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make me dissapear.. ...
By: sgtdoom999. on 26 Nov 08, 06:30:47
make me dissapear..."yaaay!"

Wait you can't use ...
By: smacktard12. on 17 Nov 08, 03:20:13
Wait you can't use Amazing Grace in a Devil movie

You know, this ...
By: AnitaMontresor. on 31 Oct 08, 10:06:25
You know, this place makes the "Lizzie Borden Bed and Breakfast" look pretty tame by comparison.

"Killer Grandma got ...
By: nottoodistantfuture. on 08 Oct 08, 06:16:17
"Killer Grandma got back!"

Well right about ...
By: jackrubyultima. on 05 Oct 08, 02:35:32
Well right about then, them Duke boys showed up.

"Hello there." "I ...
By: ngobleus. on 28 Sep 08, 22:43:09
"Hello there." "I must agree with that."

"You know, if she ...
By: bbqplatypus318. on 22 Sep 08, 05:06:13
"You know, if she had another one of these, she'd be Melissa 'Two Sheds' Strickland." Monty Python references are funneh. Especially obscure ones.

"Killer grandma... ...
By: papermachetes11. on 10 Sep 08, 20:02:14
"Killer grandma... locked in a barn... something's not right here..."

Woah that was weird ...
By: jaydock1. on 26 Aug 08, 05:17:23
Woah that was weird. I was just watching the trailer for "Pineapple Express", then I came back to this, and the next riff was: "Well, now I've got to go over and bust grandpa Walton for raising pot." Weird!

Hey, a giant ...
By: sukiocity. on 25 Aug 08, 22:04:28
Hey, a giant matchstick! I could chew on this for months! Well, now I gotta take in grandpa for raising pot... Well, right about then, them Duke boys showed up... I meant to ask him in for pie! I don't know what happened!

"Take a look inside ...
By: ScorpiusRaven. on 07 Aug 08, 05:34:32
"Take a look inside." "Just walk into the spinning blades, it's nice." rofl

Where's my bike, I ...
By: ShinyRayquaza2. on 05 Aug 08, 00:39:46
Where's my bike, I reported it stolen eighty years ago!

(pan to a window ...
By: ShinyRayquaza2. on 05 Aug 08, 00:37:11
(pan to a window with REALLY bright sunlight) Servo: The sun go nova out there?

"What's in the ...
By: dresden51. on 14 Jul 08, 18:45:27
"What's in the chest?" -Beg your pardon?

'There's been a ...
By: GrayDorian987. on 01 Jul 08, 13:21:29
'There's been a walnut uprising'

pika: wait you can ...
By: luckeypikachu. on 21 Jun 08, 21:43:47
pika: wait you can use amazing grace in a dvile. heres a good secert santa gift for these pepole a book "HOW TO HIND A MURDER WEPON"

the california bed ...
By: klickenpod. on 10 Jun 08, 05:12:40
the california bed and breakfast guy is about to receive and ANGRY LETTER.

LMAO! You know, ...
By: sillygrl23. on 10 Jun 08, 04:20:54
LMAO! You know, for a title like "Touch of Satan" there is no scariness or eirry background at all in this fic. Total B-movie for sure! XD

Crow: You can't ...
By: sillygrl23. on 10 Jun 08, 04:17:43
Crow: You can't play Amazing Grace in a devil movie! Hahahaha, so true!

Boy, she took it ...
By: Tareltonlives. on 09 Jun 08, 19:00:40
Boy, she took it hard when "Hell's Grannies" disbanded

monty python ...
By: jdilley47. on 02 Jun 08, 19:27:30
monty python reference to composer Arthur "Two Sheds" Jackson

Really really ...
By: Drew1973. on 30 May 08, 01:55:08
Really really really sad... OK, sex then?

Where's my bag? I ...
By: DrGregoryHouseIT. on 21 May 08, 13:41:08
Where's my bag? I reported it stolen eighty years ago! I suppose you're gonna blame ME for this! I meant to ask him about pie, I don't know what happened!!

Personally, I'd ...
By: JiaBlackholesun. on 08 May 08, 04:57:24
Personally, I'd just lock him in the barn for the hell of it.

GrEAT BEST EPISODE
By: CIR229. on 07 May 08, 02:55:48
GrEAT BEST EPISODE

MST3K The Touch of Satan 8/10
Posted by: Ataru13