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We can hear him ...
By: zombiepi. on 24 Nov 08, 15:18:16
We can hear him purring!!!!

lol 3:55 like otto ...
By: MADMAX6464. on 23 Nov 08, 15:39:15
lol 3:55 like otto:u no i didnt! 4:58 otto:get stuffed

lolz Broom POV
By: 1p0. on 19 Nov 08, 08:53:36
lolz Broom POV

Heh when you asked ...
By: JDT710. on 29 Oct 08, 02:55:51
Heh when you asked him if he didn't take out the trash he looked down like a kid who's ashamed

you realy love your ...
By: DarkFist2. on 26 Oct 08, 07:25:44
you realy love your cat, unlike me, i was taking care off a kitten(it wasnt mine, my brother's friend gave it to us to take care of it untill he return), although im taking care of him i realy get annoyed by him alot, everytime im on my computer he jumps on the keybourd.

8:50 is the best ...
By: lovestotweek. on 26 Oct 08, 02:52:25
8:50 is the best shot of otto.

Ooh, I just love ...
By: vickiormindyb. on 22 Oct 08, 19:27:33
Ooh, I just love his meow. It sounds so CUTE.

Very cute kitty, ...
By: BunnyBooBoo. on 06 Oct 08, 00:07:58
Very cute kitty, love any kitty that can play fetch and mew when you talk to it. Love watching a guy vacuum! Pawlease be careful with the paper shredder. I know a dog who died when its tongue got caught in the shredder :( Otto's paw could fit in there :( Always unplug it when not in use.

talk bout cat ...
By: shaynewardfan2k84eva. on 01 Oct 08, 19:52:12
talk bout cat littering

Otto is so cute!! ...
By: sueishere25. on 28 Sep 08, 23:38:50
Otto is so cute!! I'll bet he was thinking, "darn fool has to clean it up now!"

aww..Otto is soo ...
By: hoorsesxoxoxoxo. on 23 Sep 08, 03:54:42
aww..Otto is soo cute! i wish my cat knew how to meow like that..she actually just squeaks...its funny! but your cat doesn't know what to do with all that paper!!

that cat is. I ...
By: ConferenceSeeker. on 20 Sep 08, 07:49:43
that cat is. I don't know any cat I ever seen before that will do fetch and come back.

I thought he peed ...
By: ConferenceSeeker. on 20 Sep 08, 07:48:11
I thought he peed on the paper for a second but it's yellow paper.

LMAO I think I know ...
By: FrankiEmo92. on 19 Sep 08, 06:22:38
LMAO I think I know why he keeps scratching your hand when you pick up the paper shreds. He's smart enough to realize you might throw them on him again. Fast learner xD

OMG your cat is so ...
By: dill5008. on 14 Sep 08, 02:01:47
OMG your cat is so cute!

cute cat
By: Darklord4756. on 13 Sep 08, 15:11:43
cute cat

o. there's the ...
By: RandomPies. on 13 Sep 08, 04:25:04
o. there's the vaccum LOL

his mew is SO CUTE
By: RandomPies. on 13 Sep 08, 04:23:53
his mew is SO CUTE

u need a vaccum
By: RandomPies. on 13 Sep 08, 04:19:39
u need a vaccum

what kind of cat is ...
By: RandomPies. on 13 Sep 08, 04:18:19
what kind of cat is that!??? ITS SO FRIKIN AWESOMELY CUTE

Dude!!! Recycle the ...
By: Petersworld518. on 09 Sep 08, 00:10:37
Dude!!! Recycle the paper!!! PLEASE????

IT'S PAPER SHRED ...
By: merolleiro. on 31 Aug 08, 13:31:44
IT'S PAPER SHRED TIME!

Omg this is the ...
By: ryoryox. on 24 Aug 08, 21:41:09
Omg this is the most adorable fucking cat EVER.

couldnt you use a ...
By: darkrenegade123. on 17 Aug 08, 21:37:40
couldnt you use a vaccum cleaner ?

Your cat can fetch!
By: Vinifera7. on 10 Aug 08, 10:33:26
Your cat can fetch!

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Giant Garage Spider
Posted by: ZackScott

Video duration: 183 seconds

The story of a scary, ugly, giant spider that lived in my garage.

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yes, they were wolf ...
By: xtm951. on 02 Dec 08, 01:29:06
yes, they were wolf spiders, and they were both females, females are bigger and have bigger abdomans.

mmm pie.......
By: tkplxwn. on 02 Dec 08, 01:15:59
mmm pie.......

oh you did ROFL XP
By: DragonBallPivot. on 02 Dec 08, 01:13:33
oh you did ROFL XP

at least move him ...
By: DragonBallPivot. on 02 Dec 08, 01:10:54
at least move him out 0_O

jeez, i get shivers ...
By: muslimballer00. on 02 Dec 08, 00:29:11
jeez, i get shivers just watching this video. i would have fucking killed it! you're too nice to nature :)

I woulda fuckin ...
By: Hamhaxx. on 01 Dec 08, 23:54:32
I woulda fuckin killed that thing.

you should've ...
By: Armlight9. on 01 Dec 08, 21:14:09
you should've killed them! they're a danger for anyone!

"Thats what you ...
By: SschmierFink. on 01 Dec 08, 20:35:57
"Thats what you call a knife? THATS A KNIFE!!!"

that's a big spider ...
By: stickyriver87. on 01 Dec 08, 11:48:15
that's a big spider? you should come to australia and see some real spiders

yh but i mean like ...
By: cwrunescape. on 01 Dec 08, 10:08:56
yh but i mean like how i would of felt sad letting him go

that was freking ...
By: insparate4fun. on 01 Dec 08, 08:30:10
that was freking cool but also dajerous.i mean it has a lot of poision

-Dictionary- ...
By: Physcol. on 01 Dec 08, 06:09:45
-Dictionary- dangerous: adjective 1. full of danger or risk; causing danger; perilous; risky; hazardous; unsafe. 2. able or likely to cause physical injury: a dangerous criminal. Take a good long look at entry #2. "able or likely to cause physical injury". Your point is moot. Whether or not they're normally aggressive to humans does not mean they are not dangerous, as the only requirement to be deemed dangerous is having the ability to cause harm.

did you watch the ...
By: HIIMJAKE22. on 01 Dec 08, 02:17:01
did you watch the whole video?

i hate spiders ...
By: skovie23232. on 01 Dec 08, 01:20:59
i hate spiders there're gross you should've poured some gas on the spider and threw a match on it haha

I know how u feel ...
By: Nearpoint. on 01 Dec 08, 00:20:15
I know how u feel man i hate spiders too and I'm totally gonna subcribe

realtalk yo .... ...
By: TreMurr. on 30 Nov 08, 23:53:17
realtalk yo .... where the FUCK is this so i kno NEVER to go there ......

rofl that made me ...
By: TreMurr. on 30 Nov 08, 23:52:15
rofl that made me LOL for sure. agree'd bro

dude i fucking hate ...
By: spiderwick49. on 30 Nov 08, 23:26:11
dude i fucking hate spiders man espiaclly giant ones like in that moveing eight legged freaks

a normal person had ...
By: abuuuu. on 30 Nov 08, 21:56:38
a normal person had just stepped on it..

nasty you should ...
By: Draven1474. on 30 Nov 08, 21:25:19
nasty you should light it on fier

how did u get rid ...
By: cwrunescape. on 30 Nov 08, 20:20:24
how did u get rid of it

i fucking hate ...
By: muazdah. on 30 Nov 08, 20:19:41
i fucking hate spiders!

record it and post ...
By: FTS0892. on 30 Nov 08, 20:05:58
record it and post it on youtube. i will subscribe ; )

i play with black ...
By: xbox860. on 30 Nov 08, 18:51:25
i play with black widows bigger than that

Man: "He now lives ...
By: PaigeLoveJosh. on 30 Nov 08, 17:57:33
Man: "He now lives in my garage?" Spider: "You're garage? Wtf! When did that happen? Man: "Just a typical ugly spider" Spider: "Pfft, you can fucking talk!" Man: "Goodbye spider, im glad you have a new home, away from our home" Spider: "You'll fucking pay for this!"

There Will Be Blood Movie Review
Posted by: ZackScott

Video duration: 503 seconds

Brock and Zack Review the Movies! In our second episode, we review the movie There Will Be Blood.
Brock: 85%
Zack: 90%
Final Word: "Milkshake"

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i use daniel ...
By: danethebrain. on 26 Nov 08, 06:18:14
i use daniel day-louis' voice in every day life as well.

Hmmmmm... I liked ...
By: baklinermr. on 18 Oct 08, 02:24:32
Hmmmmm... I liked the ending; cool to see you two finally agreed on something! :)

Die
By: DongleProductions. on 06 Oct 08, 09:25:26
Die

You're boring. Go ...
By: OreoVII. on 25 Aug 08, 07:44:09
You're boring. Go back to watching your car crashes and street fights.

This is boring...
By: devixdesign. on 19 Aug 08, 20:44:46
This is boring...

Be Kind, Rewind! ...
By: 123BKT. on 15 Aug 08, 20:40:31
Be Kind, Rewind! LOL you guys are really great :)

DDL.. totally HOT!! ...
By: angelboku1. on 08 Aug 08, 08:03:10
DDL.. totally HOT!!! Milkshake!! Loved the review!

Nice video :) i ...
By: ThinhZero. on 29 Jul 08, 21:16:05
Nice video :) i like it!

lol cools
By: JangJinsu. on 13 Jul 08, 22:23:26
lol cools

that movie was ...
By: Babliclat. on 05 Jul 08, 08:10:22
that movie was awsome

My whole point ...
By: BEggerton. on 01 Jul 08, 04:21:34
My whole point about this movie is that it is not your usual "popcorn" action flick that makes everyone happy, it appeals to the audiences who enjoy analyzing the imagery and meanings behind the whole film. For me personally, I felt as though it was the story of one man's slow descension to insanity, fueled by the power of greed. I would definitely give this movie another try, it took me a 2nd viewing to fully appreciate it and analyze it as well.

that was 2 hours in ...
By: TearisonE. on 01 Jul 08, 02:30:12
that was 2 hours in my life i ll never get back

that movie sucks bad
By: TearisonE. on 01 Jul 08, 02:27:47
that movie sucks bad

thank god you're ...
By: jaretsina. on 26 Jun 08, 08:34:57
thank god you're pretty.

Oh, that last ...
By: ParanoidPajamas. on 18 May 08, 20:42:20
Oh, that last message is for "BEggerton".

You're a ...
By: ParanoidPajamas. on 18 May 08, 20:41:35
You're a pretentious cock. No one gives a damn that you're a "Film Director". You say that like it makes your opinion of a movie so much more important than anyone else's. Aren't movies made for the audience? It's not like a bunch of directors get together and make a movie just to jerk each other off about how awesome they are later.

you kinda lool like ...
By: rensjex. on 18 May 08, 19:56:25
you kinda lool like Keanu Reeves

Ok, so you didn't ...
By: BEggerton. on 14 May 08, 06:05:36
Ok, so you didn't like the movie. It still received widespread critical acclaim. So generally speaking, it is an amazing film.

So was I.
By: Ragingmaja. on 14 May 08, 05:40:57
So was I.

I wasn't answering ...
By: BEggerton. on 14 May 08, 04:58:34
I wasn't answering a question, I was making a statement.

I didn't ask what ...
By: Ragingmaja. on 13 May 08, 19:15:34
I didn't ask what audiences the movie appeals to, I'm just saying the movie was shit.

Ironically, that is ...
By: BEggerton. on 13 May 08, 17:42:02
Ironically, that is exactly what appears to be the case for you. I am actual a Film Director. PWNED. There Will Be Blood appeals to intellectual audiences, not the kind of audiences who like all action and no character development or compelling dialogue, or first rate cinematography, lighting, and art direction...not to mention the first rate screen writing of Paul Thomas Anderson.

You must not watch ...
By: Ragingmaja. on 13 May 08, 07:46:24
You must not watch many movies.

you pale ass ...
By: Jko90. on 29 Apr 08, 16:59:57
you pale ass cracker:D

do another
By: Jko90. on 29 Apr 08, 16:59:26
do another

Another Giant Garage Spider
Posted by: ZackScott

Video duration: 152 seconds

Although I have recently moved, I found another scary, ugly, giant spider in my garage.

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did u actually move ...
By: DragonBallPivot. on 02 Dec 08, 01:16:32
did u actually move? and r u going to?

mmm pie thats funyy ...
By: spongedude1997. on 02 Dec 08, 01:05:58
mmm pie thats funyy the whole clip is funny

I would have shot ...
By: christoffera. on 01 Dec 08, 22:43:20
I would have shot it with my trusty air pellet rifle ;)

Maybe if you'd kill ...
By: MiscreantK. on 01 Dec 08, 22:34:04
Maybe if you'd kill them, they wouldn't keep coming back to your garage..

That's a wolf ...
By: LoveYourHate619. on 01 Dec 08, 21:54:48
That's a wolf spider. Many people don't know but wolf spiders are actually almost blind and harmless they hunt through sound, still they are scary to look at. I saw one get it's ass kicked by a grasshopper

I hate spiders, i ...
By: Sensle1. on 01 Dec 08, 21:03:01
I hate spiders, i scared them.. they are awful :S .. when i see spider i panic.. :S

stamp on the fucker
By: BadLadJon. on 01 Dec 08, 20:36:55
stamp on the fucker

my bro had one of ...
By: BadLadJon. on 01 Dec 08, 20:36:08
my bro had one of dem is shoe and he put his foot in ;P

lol it went back ...
By: XxNinjaCat117xX. on 01 Dec 08, 19:56:26
lol it went back into the garage.

fuck, i hate those ...
By: atsv91. on 01 Dec 08, 19:54:43
fuck, i hate those bitches... too fast, and much too big... =X

i found a 25cm ...
By: FlippyRulez911. on 01 Dec 08, 09:40:05
i found a 25cm spider in my garage it was black and hairy god i had the shivers

lol. " i don't like ...
By: HIIMJAKE22. on 01 Dec 08, 02:13:26
lol. " i don't like him." "yeah, ill just leave the quarter there." haahah scary ass spider

We have these is ...
By: anthonykia. on 01 Dec 08, 02:07:07
We have these is Australia, we call them Huntsmen spiders, there fucking freaky but not poisiones. I kill them every time i see one or get my gf to do it

lol
By: skovie23232. on 01 Dec 08, 01:23:17
lol

Just step on it.
By: ThundaFrumDownUnda. on 01 Dec 08, 00:50:38
Just step on it.

ow you fucking ugly ...
By: TreMurr. on 30 Nov 08, 23:58:13
ow you fucking ugly ki .. when you see thee thngs .. yu kill tem and goon with your day. DO NOT LET THEM GO WHATEVER YU DO. i've never seen a spider even half as big as that .. i woulda fucking buy a gun if i lived somewhere with spiders like that.

I've seen two of ...
By: Managasm. on 30 Nov 08, 22:06:08
I've seen two of that exact spider in my house so far. For some reason, larger spiders don't bother me as much as the small ones do.

lol thats gross!
By: Guiniegin. on 30 Nov 08, 21:25:13
lol thats gross!

Lmao in England we ...
By: OLLYtheMAGICdragon. on 30 Nov 08, 20:39:14
Lmao in England we find spiders like that all the time, well at least in my house i do :|

ew!!! made me ...
By: rawrcalumx. on 30 Nov 08, 20:01:22
ew!!! made me shudder

looks like a common ...
By: DJMadMax. on 30 Nov 08, 19:03:22
looks like a common lycosidae, a wolf spider. Infact, its a bigger one of its kind, but by far not the biggest. US will kill me, but its definitely a "Tarantula" (wrong translation leads us-americans to "bird eating spiders" or "mygalomorphae". Dont kill those little lycosidaes, they´re really helpful in nature and dont cause any harm!

USE A BUG BOMB
By: xbox860. on 30 Nov 08, 18:43:43
USE A BUG BOMB

(shakesss)
By: cheerfreak897. on 30 Nov 08, 18:38:52
(shakesss)

its a common wolf ...
By: gfanarakos. on 30 Nov 08, 15:19:17
its a common wolf spider harmless bigger than recluse/black widows but no dangerous.. so guide it utside as you did or just crush it if you hate to involve... spiders always afraid of humans. they can't see more than we can see our nose (apart from jumping spiders) and get nervous so they actually do what humans did when in matrix film someone sees an agent...run

Omg dude that's ...
By: xxiessiexx. on 30 Nov 08, 14:49:58
Omg dude that's creepy :|

Otto and the Paper Shredder
Posted by: ZackScott

Video duration: 539 seconds

An epic short film about how my cat Otto took up my entire day by creating a huge mess with the paper shredder.

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