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Dane Cook steals joke from Demetri Martin Posted by: ChrisBrewster Video duration: 141 seconds Dane Cook has been accused of stealing jokes. Most notably from Louis CK. Most recently from Demetri Martin. Joke thief? You decide... Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment Latest comments made on this video: no, dane is easily ... By: djwpickles32. on 22 Nov 08, 13:57:21 no, dane is easily better, and the jokes he actually made on his own or wayy better, too I guess what i ... By: barnskiano. on 22 Nov 08, 12:15:42 I guess what i meant is that he has the most enraging talent to success ratio and if you could name a few worse comedians that would really be helping me out by now it's pretty ... By: barnskiano. on 22 Nov 08, 12:14:21 by now it's pretty much general knowledge that the vast public likes shit every credible critic and every other comedian can't find anything good about Dane Cook, shouting doesn't make things funny Wow, see this, kids ... By: PunkAssedKid. on 22 Nov 08, 08:37:19 Wow, see this, kids, is what an obsessive fan sounds like when his precious grip on his ego is threatened by alternate views. Please, ACTUALLY watch some other stand up comedy before you go off judging everything. Wow. You obviously ... By: PunkAssedKid. on 22 Nov 08, 08:36:01 Wow. You obviously dont watch much stand p comedy, or you wouldnt be saying this. Worst in america? Hes definitly not the best, but to label him as the worst is to show incredible ignorance. much better???? are ... By: wilsongat. on 22 Nov 08, 06:10:00 much better???? are u fucking kidding me?!!!! definitely stolen!! ... By: wilsongat. on 22 Nov 08, 06:09:05 definitely stolen!!! fuck u dane cook!!! and u sound like a bitch btw!!!! What the hell are ... By: lostinthedeepbluesea. on 22 Nov 08, 05:12:40 What the hell are you smoking buddy? Hes probably better then anyone in the world at the moment. Hes making a movie because the world hates him right? Hes making millions cause the world hates him right? Your comment just makes you sound like a real dipshit, grow a pair of ears and a pair of balls. I wish you did break your laptop because then i wouldnt have had to read your gay ass comment. this was a waste of ... By: mmacmu1. on 22 Nov 08, 04:32:05 this was a waste of time not By: halodude357. on 22 Nov 08, 03:31:59 not That example isnt ... By: ShotInTheDark34. on 22 Nov 08, 03:17:01 That example isnt that close but he could have easily stolen it from demetri martin, who is a lot funnier than Dane Cook Dane Cook is ... By: barnskiano. on 22 Nov 08, 03:10:44 Dane Cook is probably the worst professional comedian in America at the moment he's about to release a film which will gross hundreds of millions of dollars i don't get angry much but i have to stop myself from punching anything that has his face on it including my laptop screen STOLEN!!!!!!!!!!!!! ... By: straightpwnage. on 22 Nov 08, 02:30:57 STOLEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! cuz that makes all ... By: TinWashingMachine. on 21 Nov 08, 23:29:44 cuz that makes all the difference :P dane's is ... By: djwpickles32. on 21 Nov 08, 22:39:03 dane's is completely different... he used the same IDEA, but he changed basically everything else... he EDITED the joke and made it better. i think that it it ... By: jalkavana007. on 21 Nov 08, 20:06:27 i think that it it not stealing beacouse comedians have often similar jokes...and beacause of that some of them are called thieves...thats not right. I don't really care ... By: stuckvanilla. on 21 Nov 08, 11:23:49 I don't really care, but this knowledge just made me lose a lot of respect for dane cook...like all of it. Danes is so much ... By: BPBalla17. on 21 Nov 08, 05:30:39 Danes is so much fuckin better n funnier lmfao Who cares By: afield1986. on 21 Nov 08, 04:47:03 Who cares yeah, a little too ... By: jimbob1432. on 21 Nov 08, 03:01:57 yeah, a little too close for comfort for me. and boots By: jmewho. on 21 Nov 08, 02:39:29 and boots Haha. Just like how ... By: guitarlord2012. on 21 Nov 08, 01:37:17 Haha. Just like how valilla Ice didn't steal queens and david bowies beat for "Ice Ice baby" He added one more "Dun" in it... Compeltly different :P I think the hard ... By: jargonscott. on 20 Nov 08, 13:05:58 I think the hard thing sometimes, I am not trying to validate stealing of jokes, but if you listen to a lot of comedy you may get an idea for a joke that is similar and not realize that it is from another comic you have heard. Dane does have A LOT of very similar material especially with Louis CK. Though a lot of comics have similar material. It's not the same ... By: jingleshady. on 20 Nov 08, 12:35:16 It's not the same joke. Cook said "12" not "10". Totally not the same joke. Actually... Russell ... By: prophecybg. on 20 Nov 08, 06:51:47 Actually... Russell Peters has also done a joke like this, where he says something like "How about I can't negotiate my shoe size with you?" while buying shoes in China. Gonna call him a thief too? Who cares....

TEDTalks : The amazing intelligence of crows - Joshua Klein Posted by: ChrisBrewster Video duration: 587 seconds Hacker and writer Joshua Klein is fascinated by crows. (Notice the gleam of intelligence in their little black eyes?) After a long amateur study of corvid behavior, he's come up with an elegant machine that may form a new bond between animal and human. (2008) Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment Latest comments made on this video: a crow laughed at ... By: adamr1986. on 21 Nov 08, 23:11:28 a crow laughed at me once!! I watched a Crow ... By: Panopticon51. on 20 Nov 08, 20:36:40 I watched a Crow playing with a golf ball on the roof of our admin building on our base, it would get the ball drop it on the roof and then fly down and wait for it to pop out of the down pipe from the roof... Then a few weeks later there were about 10 crows all dropping these golf balls down the roof into the gutter and drain pipe... should have taken the balls off them and rewarded them with food and sold the balls back to the golfers lol... Wow. Thats ... By: ChrisBrewster. on 08 Nov 08, 16:52:25 Wow. Thats incredible. It still blows my mind! Birds are very ... By: Redparrotsg. on 08 Nov 08, 10:46:26 Birds are very smart. My macaw often unlocks his own cage, then proceeds to unlock and release our African Grey's cage, who is the one that one knows how to open the treat drawer and the party is on. Crows have some of the most structured and tightly knit social structures of all animals. Researchers have found that they even have behaviors that appear to be rituals to mourn their dead. Very cool, think it ... By: DAMONZ25. on 03 Nov 08, 20:51:34 Very cool, think it would take sometime for the general public to get used to the idea but I'm all for it! I *love* crows! ... By: nameofthepen. on 10 Aug 08, 02:24:09 I *love* crows! There are a lot of them where I live. I never throw away left-overs, etc. I put them out for the crows. They eat just about anything. And it's true...they recognize me even if I have on a hat, shades, different clothes, big coat... whatever, and start begging when I go out to get in my car, lol. Native American folklore says the crow is clever and a bit naughty, but an ally. An interesting fact: a flock of crows is actually called a "murder"! Great vid! 5*s and Faved. amazing!! By: canmoore. on 16 Jul 08, 04:07:58 amazing!! We obviously can't ... By: TAKENnameARGH. on 14 Jul 08, 17:57:19 We obviously can't get rid of them, so why not try and use them. Nice! Not all bird ... By: ChrisBrewster. on 11 Jul 08, 04:45:50 Not all bird pokemon, just zapdos. And that's how ... By: Verlier. on 11 Jul 08, 03:39:52 And that's how pokemons were born. i knew birds were ... By: Sojaofdapepo. on 15 Jun 08, 20:52:42 i knew birds were smart but damn! I love most things ... By: egerie7. on 23 May 08, 19:31:21 I love most things that come out of TED. Thumbs up on uploading this one to Youtube :) Didn't think you ... By: ChrisBrewster. on 23 May 08, 16:29:07 Didn't think you were. You should check out TED if you don't already. They have so many videos on all sorts of subjects. In my opinion, the greatest time waster that educates you. Sorry - wasn't ... By: SilverSpikesO7. on 23 May 08, 05:09:53 Sorry - wasn't complaining just encouraging anyone to bide their time cause it was a great watch. Its a 10 minute ... By: ChrisBrewster. on 23 May 08, 05:06:19 Its a 10 minute video, so sometimes it takes a while. I'm glad you enjoyed it as much as I did. Took ages to buffer ... By: SilverSpikesO7. on 22 May 08, 09:21:11 Took ages to buffer - but worth the wait. Really interesting. Brilliant. By: DamienT98. on 22 May 08, 06:35:25 Brilliant. now if we could ... By: KCTron. on 21 May 08, 17:47:36 now if we could only find a use for fat people other than couch weights Very intersting! i ... By: dreamzz11. on 16 May 08, 10:20:49 Very intersting! i love people who do such researches... Well Done. wow very cool. By: nirvaaa. on 16 May 08, 02:00:35 wow very cool. Cool. By: IanWinchesterMusic. on 15 May 08, 21:36:21 Cool.

Labyrinth - David Bowie Crystal Ball Juggle Posted by: ChrisBrewster Video duration: 42 seconds David Bowie can juggle this crystal ball like nobody's business. Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment Latest comments made on this video: the juggling was ... By: shadowkodou. on 16 Nov 08, 04:36:52 the juggling was done by michael moschen who is credited as the creator of contact juggling. Bowie did not do ... By: bohun28. on 14 Nov 08, 06:41:16 Bowie did not do the juggling. That has been well explained in various "making-of" movies. He had a body double and where his face is visible someone either had their hand(s) stuck through under his armpits or they were crouching low. Still looks great though!! lol i can do it ... By: DaBawds. on 26 Oct 08, 01:02:46 lol i can do it with a tennis ball XD I'm afraid it's ... By: ltdreamer. on 15 Oct 08, 23:02:19 I'm afraid it's just someone crouching behind him with their arm infront, they do tricks like that all the time. someone could be ... By: noodle976. on 15 Oct 08, 03:47:37 someone could be crouching and juggling the ball up high... :o What about when it ... By: ChrisBrewster. on 15 Oct 08, 00:53:04 What about when it shows his hand and his face at the same time? Sorry to burst your ... By: BRANDIx666. on 15 Oct 08, 00:32:07 Sorry to burst your bubble, but David Bowie was not the one actually juggling the crystals.

Creepy Birthday Wish to Girlfriend Posted by: ChrisBrewster Video duration: 26 seconds This dude sent his girlfriend a video birthday wish on facebook. He meant to be sweet, but it turned out pretty creepy. We decided to share it with the world. Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment Latest comments made on this video: aww this is so cute ... By: degshh. on 17 Oct 08, 08:38:21 aww this is so cute *tear :D i thought ... By: rkalala. on 25 Jun 08, 04:28:24 :D i thought it was cute, chris. To show feelings, ... By: Rockalways203. on 23 Jun 08, 15:36:53 To show feelings, is not creepy? It's nice xD That isn't creepy, ... By: Mordredomega. on 15 May 08, 19:41:59 That isn't creepy, the dude was seriously trying to get creative and be cool. It takes a lot of balls to do that, so props. This is freaking ... By: box721. on 22 Feb 08, 02:31:49 This is freaking awesome!!! not creepy, cute. By: DoodieFaceXX. on 08 Feb 08, 04:08:36 not creepy, cute. retard By: FlyinTeabags. on 08 Feb 08, 01:33:24 retard I'm really happy ... By: thisisanaeroplane. on 27 Jan 08, 16:12:30 I'm really happy you've shared this with us. Thank you.