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Secret secrets of THE SECRET revealed Posted by: MarkDayComedy Video duration: 318 seconds It's the most secret secret but I'll share it with you Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment Latest comments made on this video: Well just to hint ... By: KrassiusCharr. on 01 Dec 08, 08:49:29 Well just to hint to how the secret actually works. Someone who didn't want to see read hear visualize or experience the bad comments that you're bashing would probably ignore them first, That meansdon't reply to them. And then never think of them again so that they neverattract theminto their lives. Just a thought... "Make a dungeon" ... By: ibi828. on 28 Nov 08, 22:29:25 "Make a dungeon" hahahahahahaha another thing Dont ... By: JasonTheMaya. on 28 Nov 08, 19:18:50 another thing Dont Bother putting up anymore videos, ALMOST ALL OF YOUR VIEWS HATE YOUR FUCKING ANNONYING accent! and Want TO SLAP YOUR BOLD FUCKING HEAD dont ever say that ... By: JasonTheMaya. on 28 Nov 08, 19:15:46 dont ever say that again, we have the power to feed the whole world, THE WORLD BE IN PEACE unfortunately, your God, your Goverment, thinks otherwise, while you play for a lotto to make you millions of more richer, when infact, 3,ooo miles away people are dying for no reason. and all this faggot can do is talk b.s. about something he doesnt know, instead of making Jokes, why dont you waste your time, pleading For the goverment to spend 12% of that bailout package and ACTULLY END WORLD HUNGER. that ending was ... By: SamdeSquirell. on 22 Nov 08, 18:50:38 that ending was MINT WELCOME TO CALIFORNIA VERY valid opinion ... By: nattytoia. on 22 Nov 08, 11:57:27 VERY valid opinion and very funny. I wonder how much 'The Secret' would actually benefit starving Third World countries if the rest of the world wasn't so selfish with their desires? michael phelps, if ... By: pringlesrox96. on 21 Nov 08, 10:56:49 michael phelps, if you watched the end of the olympics(and i honestly didn't think he was going to win, if you have watched the end of the race it was a miracle) he said he USED lots of visualation of himself everyday that he will win the race, and sure other imagined and hoped, but michael knew it Also jim carrey, he affirmed and visualized millions dollars couple years before his first movie role. Soon enough he landed the mask and earned millions. IT doesn't hurt to use the secret it helps i have to admit he; ... By: pringlesrox96. on 21 Nov 08, 10:52:28 i have to admit he;s funny BUT he doesn't really understand the secret that well like some people who uses it, you have to understand it from a deeper level, even though it seems very silly using the secret is way more DEEPER than just visualizing. A lot of people have used the secret such as visualization. One example is very effing funny. ... By: walterissick. on 21 Nov 08, 04:49:43 very effing funny. It goes without saying, or should, that 'The Secret' is hysterically funny even unsatirized. Nevertheless, just to feel part of the zeitgeist, I've been visualizing a world where people don't believe in 'the secret', but instead think more about the plight of others and take material (rather than flakey cosmic) responsibility for Third World starvation etc etc. So far no luck. Funny.. I can't ... By: webyourstuff. on 20 Nov 08, 18:32:01 Funny.. I can't feel a thing... But then you just ADMITTED to failing a course on visualizing. Didn't you? I'm visualising ... By: BipedalHumanoid. on 20 Nov 08, 17:11:34 I'm visualising your head exploding. Sure it couldn't ... By: BipedalHumanoid. on 20 Nov 08, 17:09:23 Sure it couldn't just be that he's a skeptic and doesn't want other people to waste their money on woo woo. LMAO. Yeah total ... By: BipedalHumanoid. on 20 Nov 08, 17:07:35 LMAO. Yeah total woo woo. i think the ending ... By: chris0taylor. on 20 Nov 08, 02:03:23 i think the ending was awesome lets all end poverty by buy $600 shoes haha! soo funny! ... By: MontgomeryPowell. on 19 Nov 08, 05:18:47 haha! soo funny! the secret is 100% true though is so many ways! Not because of "magnetism" but because your thoughts control your actions! Scottish humour is ... By: Crooky777. on 19 Nov 08, 04:31:52 Scottish humour is great, very funny about all the nonsense they believe in the USA! I feel strangely influenced to give it 5 stars! wierd, LOL, P.S. Come on ye Celtic! LOL Flip 5 minutes thru ... By: webyourstuff. on 18 Nov 08, 21:23:51 Flip 5 minutes thru a book and your an expert? This guy hasn't got a clue, yet he thinks an expert. Jerk! ur funny..lol. By: toanstar. on 18 Nov 08, 03:33:49 ur funny..lol. Dear Sir, I've ... By: Ranqueles9. on 17 Nov 08, 13:50:04 Dear Sir, I've just fallen in love with you! In addition, your accent is dangerously magnetic! Txs not too funny but I ... By: ropuchK. on 16 Nov 08, 22:54:51 not too funny but I loved your accent ;P I dont know if it ... By: jonathanroudny. on 16 Nov 08, 11:33:25 I dont know if it is work or not but I know that Nothing bad wont happen when ppl try thinking more positive. I don't say that I ... By: jonathanroudny. on 16 Nov 08, 11:32:58 I don't say that I believe The Secret. But I know that u believed it and u tried it and it doesnt work you and you are angre now and you try to negate The Secret. I tell u why u belived it. Because u made this video. If u didnt believe it u would watch The secret and say: its bullshit and continue with your normal life but you belived u tried it and it doesnt work u. I think that main point of The Secret is that more ppl should to think more positive. What the hell-yeah ... By: stiltskiner. on 15 Nov 08, 20:37:03 What the hell-yeah this is what im talking about-this is really funny-enjoyable-interesting. Dude! I think your ... By: Nostradamis. on 15 Nov 08, 06:24:59 Dude! I think your time would have been better spent reading a book on humor. Don't give up your day job or you'll starve. hahaha! you know i ... By: fangedapple. on 15 Nov 08, 06:11:57 hahaha! you know i actually saw a movie about the secret!!! i fell asleep... but yeah this is HILARIOUS!!! and i love the end

Secrets of the SPECIAL FEATURES revealed! Posted by: MarkDayComedy Video duration: 239 seconds On disc two of a two DVD set.... Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment Latest comments made on this video: Your accent's funny ... By: Halo3Poster25. on 01 Dec 08, 12:40:37 Your accent's funny! (from the barelypolitical video) 5 caviar smeared ... By: gohan661. on 01 Dec 08, 02:20:24 5 caviar smeared lactating surplus nipples Oops! lol! By: renethel. on 16 Nov 08, 21:52:36 Oops! lol! It's Scottish By: ManaphyPrince. on 16 Nov 08, 21:25:07 It's Scottish apparently this? is ... By: Jellyfishgod. on 16 Nov 08, 02:57:22 apparently this? is real. if you post this on 10 videos you will get asked out or kissed. but if you break the chain you will see a dead girl tonight 5 Caviar Smeared ... By: 3ZeroSuicide. on 08 Nov 08, 01:40:02 5 Caviar Smeared Nipples (: 3ZeroSuicide. Im just tired of ... By: adamisthereinventer. on 05 Nov 08, 20:11:40 Im just tired of special feature dvds to the movies that suck shit. I mean Transformers was the worst written biggest cgi ass fucking of a terrible cliche about nothing other than everything but the point and everyone bought into the very idea it could be good when theres probably never going to be a chance. these are funny ... By: EasyRage. on 04 Nov 08, 22:39:10 these are funny vids, I rated this one 3* though because camera in the "special features" was poor, 3 section rule? ;) I do believe that ... By: PapaTizzzy. on 02 Nov 08, 18:37:36 I do believe that is a sexy SCOTTISH accent. I MUST learn how to ... By: renethel. on 02 Nov 08, 06:36:02 I MUST learn how to do your Irish accent. i rated it 5 ... By: MorroWolf. on 30 Oct 08, 00:17:02 i rated it 5 smirking simpletons choking on a bony model nipple, that's five smirking simpletons choking on a bony model nipple i agree 100% By: apocalyptica4all. on 29 Oct 08, 12:11:32 i agree 100% ur hilarious! in ... By: vileclownproductions. on 29 Oct 08, 02:19:04 ur hilarious! in the begining, i can tell the guy tried not to laugh "Cyanide in the ... By: scafativ. on 26 Oct 08, 10:27:30 "Cyanide in the Cosmopolitan" is not a successful alliteration, but nice try. LMAO ! Wish I ... By: ProfessionalVirgins. on 20 Oct 08, 03:11:52 LMAO ! Wish I had found you ages ago.. you are hella funny ! got if I evr meet ... By: tomatenpeller. on 19 Oct 08, 13:32:56 got if I evr meet you at a party ill stuck sumthing up yo' bi fat whiute ass you prick i ll kill your mom and her husband who's probably not evne yo dad you faggot I LOL JK ILOVE YOU subscribe to me I love the way he ... By: Elthex. on 18 Oct 08, 21:18:38 I love the way he says "Chiers" :D Good job man, I ... By: mynameaborat993. on 14 Oct 08, 22:27:18 Good job man, I really love your stuff. You live in the bay area? thats awesome i live near there! Gotta say. I also ... By: Cokeylata. on 13 Oct 08, 22:48:06 Gotta say. I also agree. Dead niggers for sure. P.S. GTFO, you talentless cunt. good job Markday By: buraiallanstarforce. on 13 Oct 08, 07:19:51 good job Markday HAHAHA i love you. ... By: whysoblind. on 12 Oct 08, 06:13:48 HAHAHA i love you. lifes not fair is it? Mark IS HILARIOUS!!! By: raysel2. on 11 Oct 08, 04:57:38 Mark IS HILARIOUS!!! I agree 100% By: SqueeksoAo. on 10 Oct 08, 10:44:41 I agree 100% 5/5 By: Hawkon33. on 09 Oct 08, 15:19:59 5/5 DEAD NlGGERS By: commander1013. on 08 Oct 08, 18:28:37 DEAD NlGGERS

LOLarts - LOLcats art show! Kthx! Posted by: MarkDayComedy Video duration: 482 seconds LOLarts show in San Francisco http://lolarts.co m/ Music by Kevin MacLeod http://incompetec h.com/ Follow me on Twitter (very infrequently) http://twitter.co m/markdaycomedy Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment Latest comments made on this video: soon, soon. By: Jimhadar. on 29 Nov 08, 07:09:07 soon, soon. ok its not ... By: Deathshke. on 28 Nov 08, 03:56:47 ok its not pronounced loh-l cats its pronounced L O L cats >:O luvs it. I will own ... By: LostWithin. on 20 Nov 08, 09:12:10 luvs it. I will own many many cats.. but I always known.. fail By: fireworkfreak67. on 16 Nov 08, 02:02:26 fail The implication she ... By: DeimosSaturn. on 14 Nov 08, 01:46:55 The implication she makes at 2:50 is that we should all become furries. When shall we kill and burn her? Immediately Stanley ... By: mistersoftee. on 12 Nov 08, 20:41:56 Immediately Stanley Kubrick comes to mind. Or, very close to immediately. 1. Like lolcat 2. ... By: barrusDemonPlucker. on 12 Nov 08, 06:28:10 1. Like lolcat 2. make real panting 3.????? 4. Profit We have no culture ... By: barrusDemonPlucker. on 12 Nov 08, 06:26:45 We have no culture any more f f f f f f By: ImmyRey. on 11 Nov 08, 23:09:24 f f f f f f Hey MarkDayComedy - ... By: SeanChapin1. on 11 Nov 08, 18:40:03 Hey MarkDayComedy - I'm getting a ton of these vulgar messages on my LOL Art Show video too...I'm wondering if our videos got the attention of a certain demographic that lashes out in this manner. ... By: Necrobutcher999. on 11 Nov 08, 18:09:39 ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff ACtually, the most ... By: Nerobyrne. on 09 Nov 08, 18:22:23 ACtually, the most pathetic idea ever was you posting this comment just now....And if you had ever seen how horrible cancer really is, you wouldn't make jokes about it. I feel really bad for you, as you most likely are unable to reach out of your vacuum-sealed mind to grab a rope to pull yourself out of the ignorance you're drowning in.... love the kit cat lol By: thebluebunny1. on 08 Nov 08, 16:05:19 love the kit cat lol Hey. Fags rock. By: flamablesteve. on 08 Nov 08, 12:35:10 Hey. Fags rock. ORLY!? By: NadiaTatyana. on 06 Nov 08, 11:48:22 ORLY!? And simply because: ... By: NadiaTatyana. on 06 Nov 08, 11:47:08 And simply because: Cuteness! They has it! Can I haz chzbrgr now? Kthx! I love how in the ... By: MisterBoomba. on 06 Nov 08, 06:31:42 I love how in the video he says that his OWN "lolcats" (can't believe I just typed that piece of shit word out) get voted down, which is because that website is NONE of his own content, but he STILL markets it. It's shit like this that makes me angry. this is literally ... By: az76107. on 06 Nov 08, 04:02:56 this is literally the stupidest and most pathetic idea ever. i hope you get cancer. It's called ... By: Gonzalez2500. on 06 Nov 08, 03:19:51 It's called painting,you can do whatever the fuck you want to do.Relax,H8urz. ok this has nothing ... By: TheGrayK. on 05 Nov 08, 19:41:12 ok this has nothing to do with the video but i just found out the audio quality goes up with the visual quality in high quality which is quality high quality. and as for the video wtf man lolcats is not art please America please find a real art form please Awful. By: KombuchaClock. on 05 Nov 08, 01:11:41 Awful. FUCK NO DOC POP HOW ... By: Zombiekenny. on 04 Nov 08, 22:30:19 FUCK NO DOC POP HOW COULD YOUUUUU san francisco was ... By: smezzy. on 04 Nov 08, 20:51:09 san francisco was full of fags before, but i mean SHIT not art By: PaperClipClock. on 04 Nov 08, 19:27:06 not art actually i like the ... By: phylwx. on 04 Nov 08, 18:53:23 actually i like the paintings and sculptures, but hated so much the pretentiousness. WOULD YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP AND SHOW THE GOODS?!?!?!?!

Burning Man Trailer Posted by: MarkDayComedy Video duration: 423 seconds Magic Glasses Camp at Burning Man Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment Latest comments made on this video: this is awsome! By: JozefinaKrieger. on 20 Nov 08, 11:30:14 this is awsome! Etnica - Baraka ... By: Mathaira. on 07 Nov 08, 00:52:40 Etnica - Baraka from the album Equator How much is it, for ... By: KenCat1337. on 21 Oct 08, 01:20:37 How much is it, for real? gotta be 18 i think ... By: sk8erchase. on 12 Sep 08, 05:24:40 gotta be 18 i think and its in black rock nevada Leaving no trace ... By: blackwishbones. on 03 Sep 08, 05:08:15 Leaving no trace except for the dump I took on the playa...thanks for the burn you white devils. C if I pay $300 dollars to take your abuse. Good concept. Bad crowd...oh unless you a naked white girl. fuck off ass holes. Nice fire though. Nevada By: boozeroyale. on 21 Aug 08, 23:47:39 Nevada Playtime, playtime, ... By: DesertRoamerUK. on 24 Jul 08, 07:27:23 Playtime, playtime, playtime - Fookin Brilliant! Can't think of a better way to blow £1000 every year. oh thats cool then. ... By: kelstrophic. on 24 Jun 08, 19:33:40 oh thats cool then....does it cost to get in? and its in arizona right not at all. rv's ... By: vnesofsc. on 24 Jun 08, 05:38:15 not at all. rv's make good wind block too - and you can tie stuff off them like the all important shade canopy - ahhh the luxury! i kinda want to go ... By: kelstrophic. on 23 Jun 08, 18:31:29 i kinda want to go but im 15 im in california where is it? arizona right? would it be awkward ... By: kelstrophic. on 23 Jun 08, 18:31:02 would it be awkward to bring like a motorhome there like on malcome in the middle haha Its the most ... By: iscream22. on 12 Jun 08, 12:32:02 Its the most awesome festival its a mixture of different kinds of art and self expression. If you are open minded its a awesome thing to go do! haha the kids camp! By: burningman001. on 19 Apr 08, 21:56:07 haha the kids camp! hi- you can search ... By: shannavee. on 03 Apr 08, 19:47:04 hi- you can search online for the burning man site and there is lots of explanations: an artfest- a free society- people living without boundaries.....it's wonderful They're just ... By: BahLahLah. on 26 Mar 08, 06:13:48 They're just letting themselves loose from the corporate constrains of the world and being themselves. I don't think all of them think "by expressing myself the skies shall part and the world will become ideal and perfect". It's just a haven for people to love and live. Whats the music at ... By: nackreBerk. on 23 Mar 08, 05:20:29 Whats the music at the beginning guys? whats burning man By: matt060606. on 14 Mar 08, 19:43:38 whats burning man check out the ... By: vnesofsc. on 13 Feb 08, 21:47:15 check out the burning man kids camp! it is an all age ... By: vnesofsc. on 13 Feb 08, 21:46:11 it is an all age event and all types of people are welcome. I've met people from all over the world there. Just read the survival guide thoroughly, leave absolutely no trace, respect the environment, respect women and all people and PARTICIPATE! It doesn't take much to make a few people happy. have fun! bring a bike! How old do you have ... By: isntitstrange. on 04 Feb 08, 22:22:38 How old do you have to be to go here and have a good time Im gunna be 18 when I hope to go Is that too young Will it be awkward? What is the music ... By: 1rurka1. on 27 Jan 08, 11:37:19 What is the music at the beginning of the this trailer ? Drugs. Love. Love ... By: Bibbly53. on 27 Jan 08, 09:42:02 Drugs. Love. Love more love, and maybe drugs. Maybe. No. No is OK too. No one thinks your a looser but you think you are, which is why you question why you should or shouldn't give some love. I've been going for ... By: stemcellfilms. on 14 Jan 08, 23:38:28 I've been going for awhile, burning man is controlled by babylon, it has a heavy federal presence and was called "the ideal public land use" by george W bush. I believe it is the modern day Sodom and Gomorrah Great freedom ... By: dieneshugi. on 07 Jan 08, 22:16:40 Great freedom ... I wanna go here.. ... By: trisky1234. on 04 Jan 08, 18:22:13 I wanna go here.. sometime in the future.. when i get a chance to leave the netherlands for a long time..

Burning Man 2007 - Part One Posted by: MarkDayComedy Video duration: 588 seconds Warning - not comedy! Part one of my Burning Man footage from last summer. More *if* I editi the rest.... Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment Latest comments made on this video: isnt white devil ... By: lukeashmoore. on 01 Dec 08, 05:41:41 isnt white devil that vodka you can get from tescos? i must go :'( By: 8noctus8. on 11 Oct 08, 05:18:12 i must go :'( If you want to find ... By: inphiknit. on 27 Sep 08, 19:50:59 If you want to find peace inside as one poster suggested, Burning Man is a good start. Of course only you can do the work it takes to make peace with yourself....but what a great place to start. Leaving no trace ... By: blackwishbones. on 03 Sep 08, 05:06:01 Leaving no trace except for the dump I took on the playa...thanks for the burn you white devils. C if I pay $300 dollars to take your abuse. Good concept. Bad crowd...oh unless you a naked white girl. fuck off ass holes. Nice fire though. I'm thinking of ... By: avastyelandlubber. on 17 Aug 08, 03:07:56 I'm thinking of going either next year or the year after. Should be a good time. night contrast ... By: ZeroSky. on 20 Jul 08, 17:37:52 night contrast between day activities and night festivities. Can't wait to go for the first time this year. Looks like alot of ... By: eldiran2. on 18 Jul 08, 04:28:21 Looks like alot of oppressed western citizens that need desperately to 'let go', Ok, nice...but then what...? Wait 'til next year's party? What about making Peace Inside finally.......? that looks awsome ... By: SidewinderEdinburgh. on 26 Jun 08, 14:51:24 that looks awsome man where u get the trance songs? what is the name of ... By: towerblocker. on 14 Jun 08, 18:22:09 what is the name of that jazz song kicking myself? starts at 3:00 thanx.. I wanna go! Couple ... By: entertainmelace. on 05 Jun 08, 11:12:58 I wanna go! Couple years and I'll be there. If you go there you ... By: Timothayyy. on 21 May 08, 23:46:04 If you go there you gotta be high. Looks kick ass high though. Is that why you ... By: ArcBlt. on 13 May 08, 13:02:14 Is that why you went to Iraq and is that why you are thanking him/her? To toughen Iraqi people by dropping bombs on them and creating civil war there? Perhaps they should be even grateful... What a hypocrisy and deceit!!!!! thats like a cross ... By: Lewisx17xEdinburgh. on 28 Apr 08, 11:48:44 thats like a cross between Glastonberry and Fantasyland lol looks nuts. (UK Conserts btw) Burning man is my ... By: biGodiva. on 26 Apr 08, 09:50:23 Burning man is my next mission ~:) it look very very ... By: POCKETRACHEL. on 29 Mar 08, 15:42:17 it look very very good but ... 350$... hum Oo 2:28 "nice work, ... By: 7r33fr0g. on 26 Mar 08, 07:39:32 2:28 "nice work, hippie" ftw =) Thank you! By: theHeraldTV. on 18 Mar 08, 23:35:47 Thank you! please DONT READ ... By: calabro42. on 15 Mar 08, 17:32:56 please DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE? BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKs Really cool footage ... By: rhondaanthonytanner. on 07 Mar 08, 01:07:06 Really cool footage! My friend went to this, she said it was amazing!?--Hugs--? Brittani aka Rhonda Anthony Tanner/R.A.T. Coaching aka B-RAT :) YAY ! By: Theprettything. on 01 Mar 08, 09:46:55 YAY ! pardon me, its ... By: killkelly. on 26 Feb 08, 20:52:28 pardon me, its Astrix - Just In Time. both songs on the Future Music EP...very great cd. it is Astrix - ... By: killkelly. on 26 Feb 08, 20:50:31 it is Astrix - Future Music Yeah you tell'em ... By: melapersinas. on 17 Feb 08, 09:15:41 Yeah you tell'em girl what the hell kind of burner is he? The opening track, ... By: theHeraldTV. on 13 Feb 08, 19:09:42 The opening track, that is? What was that song, ... By: theHeraldTV. on 13 Feb 08, 19:07:44 What was that song, who by, Mark?

And This One Time at Burning Man (Part One) Posted by: MarkDayComedy Video duration: 595 seconds The first ten minutes of an hour-plus worth of self-indulgence, in which Magic Glasses Camp pack a truck, set out for Burning Man, decide the truck is overloaded, stop to have it weighed, make an unscheduled stop at a motel and - ten minutes in - finally arrive at Burning Man Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment Latest comments made on this video: PLEASE DON'T READ ... By: xgh5. on 12 Mar 07, 14:50:30 PLEASE DON'T READ THIS. You will get kissed on the nearest possible Friday by the love of your life. Tomorrow will be the best day of your life. However, if you don't post this comment to at least 3 videos, you will die within 2 days. Copy and paste this, to be saved funny how one video ... By: lynnphuongthao. on 27 Dec 06, 14:00:02 funny how one video just leads to another... totally not relevant to what i started watching... and what the deuce is this about? I just wasted 10:00 ... By: smoknleather. on 23 Dec 06, 23:32:43 I just wasted 10:00 min. of my time. Good thing I'm at work. looks like you had fun though. this is wild By: kittiepaws712. on 22 Nov 06, 21:51:24 this is wild 1 <3 road trips ^_^ By: Theprettything. on 20 Nov 06, 06:38:31 1 Mark, I don't know ... By: Lynn49. on 12 Jul 06, 07:25:43 Mark, I don't know you and the Magic Glasses Camp BUT you have done a great getting to the playa from the Bay Area film that needed to be done and it was downright friggin entertaining..Peace Out

Burning Man 2007 - Part Two Posted by: MarkDayComedy Video duration: 502 seconds There might be some stand-up comedy in part 3, for now, here's part 2.... Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment Latest comments made on this video: FANDANGOOOOO!!!!!!!! By: imafractal. on 11 Nov 08, 11:43:06 FANDANGOOOOO!!!!!!!! Pardon me but does ... By: UnconcernedCitizen. on 12 Sep 08, 12:19:30 Pardon me but does anyone here have a match? Bunch of weirdo ... By: yahoopig. on 09 Aug 08, 13:40:51 Bunch of weirdo druggies No military, but ... By: redeyeraab. on 03 Jun 08, 06:46:14 No military, but there are police... But it wasn't the police that stopped people from hurting each other it was the people there itself. The type of people that go here do not like violence, also part of why we go is that we come together as a community as a whole!!! We all give hugs instead of handshakes, nothing is sold we give to each other and gifting is done with every person you meet. A gift doesn't have to be material things its a hug, a smile, or someone's art, so who would wanna fight? woow that rainbow ... By: biGodiva. on 26 Apr 08, 10:10:14 woow that rainbow was superrr The typical people ... By: Verdigs02. on 05 Apr 08, 18:52:57 The typical people that go to this event do not fight and discourage any forms of violence... I did not see the ... By: jboldery. on 22 Mar 08, 22:31:32 I did not see the military or any cops. What kept the large group of people from fighting, defficating and eating each other's skulls? Environmentalists ... By: ORWWmedia. on 14 Mar 08, 20:54:05 Environmentalists are a bunch of idiots that sometimes pay money to play with fire in the desert. yes dumb-dumb By: fukkstik. on 09 Mar 08, 03:57:13 yes dumb-dumb Way to F up the ... By: herreratary. on 03 Mar 08, 18:42:44 Way to F up the black rock. Go back to San Fran....and burn it up. lol u think ... By: Covertghost. on 24 Feb 08, 01:52:41 lol u think everyone there is sober That monkey ... By: Blackmailman. on 17 Feb 08, 13:21:39 That monkey swinging illusion is awesome. damn i wish it was ... By: oppositronic. on 17 Feb 08, 00:38:54 damn i wish it was humorous deserto de Nevada ... By: kadshah. on 16 Feb 08, 19:36:48 deserto de Nevada USA can you score acid ... By: klusturshag. on 15 Feb 08, 01:50:00 can you score acid at the burning man, i always wondered. oops, feds are probably monitoring...sorry. but can you? They'd probably ... By: jmotz3. on 14 Feb 08, 05:36:35 They'd probably make you pay to get in *rolls eyes* ...wait, do they? Que locura aonde ... By: thiagaosb. on 13 Feb 08, 19:08:11 Que locura aonde foi isso? En 1997 una chica ... By: Anna2993. on 12 Feb 08, 23:54:15 En 1997 una chica llamada lauren, estaba caminando en un bosque,despues desaparecio de repente nunca nadie la encontro hasta el 2000 cuando otra chica llama Mary encontro su cuerpo y unas marcas en su pecho decian: no era lo suficiente hermosa" y ahora que haz leido esto ella aparecera en tu espejo diciendo que no eres lo suficientemente hermoso y te matara!(por cierto la chica llamada Mary murio poco despues)Para poder salvarte pega esto en otros 5 videos.ESTO ES CIERTO thanks! By: mielo8. on 12 Feb 08, 01:57:10 thanks! black rock desert ... By: Giraffepotamus. on 12 Feb 08, 01:01:27 black rock desert in nevada where is the ... By: mielo8. on 11 Feb 08, 02:13:43 where is the location of this psyco active moving festival!! i wanna go ! pure goa to the maximun level psy psy! Sorry :(? If you do ... By: lilaznswtypie. on 10 Feb 08, 04:49:19 Sorry :(? If you do not copy and paste this onto 10 videos your mom will die in 4 hours lookin sexy mate By: cwh244. on 09 Feb 08, 20:33:47 lookin sexy mate Reminds me of what ... By: Abebil. on 09 Feb 08, 13:15:25 Reminds me of what i read in Jon Evan's book "the blood price". Amazing stuff mate. its goa or ... By: amras1seregon. on 09 Feb 08, 11:21:33 its goa or psytrance its al the same its wicked its spiritual its the only true music

The Secrets of Strawberry Kwik Revealed Posted by: MarkDayComedy Video duration: 230 seconds I feel kind of sick after making this video Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment Latest comments made on this video: hahahhaa!!!! you're ... By: fangedapple. on 15 Nov 08, 06:17:06 hahahhaa!!!! you're sooo funny!!! you should be on comedy central or something you're hilarious!!! actually i prefer strawberry milk to chocolate milk haha... five chocolate ... By: jennmoss. on 11 Nov 08, 17:05:40 five chocolate milks! LOL! Chocolate FTW! funny, witty ... By: artemis12061966. on 10 Nov 08, 09:35:22 funny, witty goodness ! this is still the ... By: rickshaw0513. on 08 Nov 08, 04:17:36 this is still the best vid i have seen on you tube You make me soooo ... By: GodsNobelPeacePrize. on 05 Nov 08, 21:52:36 You make me soooo jealous! I don't want Kwik ... By: Zingsta. on 05 Nov 08, 13:00:29 I don't want Kwik quickly, I wan't Kwik NOW! lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo OMfG ROFLOL! By: frankets008. on 02 Nov 08, 12:14:18 OMfG ROFLOL! I can stop 'drink' ... By: pjnick300. on 30 Oct 08, 17:38:02 I can stop 'drink' anytime 'drink' anytime at all 'drink' Not a problem 'drink' 'drink' LOL this guy is funny ... By: younloadded. on 21 Oct 08, 00:40:24 this guy is funny as HELL LOL "I WANT MORE ... By: nirvana95themodder. on 12 Oct 08, 16:56:06 LOL "I WANT MORE KWIK, KWIKLY!" Ahaha. This guy is ... By: SqueeksoAo. on 10 Oct 08, 10:39:30 Ahaha. This guy is pretty likeable. Four gallons hahaha ... By: mepiffi. on 09 Oct 08, 22:02:59 Four gallons hahaha :P quek! quek! i need ... By: quartermouth9. on 09 Oct 08, 21:24:11 quek! quek! i need more quek!!!!! 5 big smack burgers ... By: jonwon17. on 27 Sep 08, 12:15:15 5 big smack burgers-5 tony montana's (dont get high on your own suply) you lucky bastard!! ... By: cptoblivios. on 23 Sep 08, 19:50:58 you lucky bastard!! i love strawberry kwik!! too bad im lactose intolerant....... Bacon flavored ... By: SmokedSausage327. on 17 Sep 08, 21:18:58 Bacon flavored marijuana... LOL bacon flavored ... By: evilkitty132. on 16 Sep 08, 00:56:42 bacon flavored marajuana!!! lolxz LOLZ for too long ... By: AnImmortalEra. on 09 Sep 08, 20:22:45 LOLZ for too long now...just a sec...for too long now.....LOL i give it 5 big ... By: yearealsmrt. on 08 Sep 08, 21:18:08 i give it 5 big smacks with lsd fries and a choclate kwik shake lol chocolate ... By: vileclownproductions. on 07 Sep 08, 22:20:25 lol chocolate covered ecstacy m n m's =) ur funny! Inserting cows with ... By: dardo1201. on 07 Sep 08, 17:24:40 Inserting cows with hormons like it will make them better baseball players :p 5 hormonal,baseball ... By: bakasennin. on 07 Sep 08, 03:39:23 5 hormonal,baseball playing cows 5 chocolate milks.. ... By: bigblunderbus. on 05 Sep 08, 23:03:06 5 chocolate milks... need i say more? hahaha. you always ... By: emilyproduction. on 30 Aug 08, 13:39:03 hahaha. you always say "for TOO LONG now..." in a lot of your videos. :D i love the part where your screaming for more quik. hahaha. i love you! 5 big smacks By: golfingrobert. on 28 Aug 08, 03:12:03 5 big smacks

MAKER FAIRE : Steampunk, Robots, Devil-Ettes and more... Posted by: MarkDayComedy Video duration: 474 seconds From steampunk to robots@ Maker Faire 2008 Music : Robot Park by Podington Bear http://podingtonb ear.com/ Photo of Epiphany by theouterpoint/Will Wilson http://www.flickr .com/photos/8840244@ N04/ Used under creative commons Maker Faire 2008: Steampunk coffee, robots, belly dancing, Diet Coke & Mentos, the Devilettes and a really bad Star Wars joke... Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment Latest comments made on this video: rather than reading ... By: bellahdansa. on 19 Nov 08, 20:23:32 rather than reading through 138 comments, can someone tell me where this takes place and when? ;) 7:06 what a nerdddd By: tbdmAsshy. on 14 Nov 08, 10:20:08 7:06 what a nerdddd at first i thought ... By: pontaloon666. on 13 Nov 08, 23:33:01 at first i thought the belly dancer had really saggy boobs! man, im a retard... PLEASE DONT READ ... By: tasman1996. on 07 Nov 08, 01:40:32 PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS? OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKs Awesome! (I love ... By: HippyJohnWales. on 06 Nov 08, 19:43:57 Awesome! (I love the "Mice" shaking their "Bootys!). This type of event should be done in Schools to encourage kids to learn and experiment. A Full 5 "Tesla Coils"! y'know, I went to ... By: davevontexas. on 06 Nov 08, 08:18:58 y'know, I went to Maker Faire Austin, and probably the coolest thing... even cooler than the life-sized mousetrap, even cooler than the way-cool fire show, was the massive, unexpected hula-hoop fury. There were all these larval, pre-teen girls (and older girls egging them all on) just flipping out on some hula hoops. I have pictures. I'll post 'em. okay lol. 3 should ... By: Essemprum. on 04 Nov 08, 21:43:22 okay lol. 3 should do it - documentary. Invite joe the ... By: BigHornCanyon. on 01 Nov 08, 07:24:38 Invite joe the plumber on with you, and I'll shave my head and to join the circus i want to go By: oppositronic. on 26 Oct 08, 03:48:35 i want to go Oh how I would LOVE ... By: lusciousdeath. on 22 Oct 08, 21:41:31 Oh how I would LOVE to take my kids to this!!! Where is this held? looks like some ... By: scilonthreat. on 05 Oct 08, 20:05:18 looks like some good fucking coffee I give that five ... By: eventide925. on 17 Sep 08, 17:36:13 I give that five Tesla coils out of five Tesla coils... LOL x:D/!= MOQ dude. awesome. By: katherynne. on 08 Sep 08, 10:36:32 dude. awesome. people prone to ... By: OhJamesBondYesh. on 04 Sep 08, 21:35:42 people prone to epileptic seizures shouldnt watch this... Steampunk wins. By: ZSwordProductions. on 01 Sep 08, 21:50:06 Steampunk wins. WOW hes such an ... By: redjulymanuel. on 31 Aug 08, 10:44:22 WOW hes such an asshole Neat! =] By: Nic33rd. on 30 Aug 08, 21:44:37 Neat! =] where is this and ... By: Porcelianprince. on 18 Aug 08, 22:33:07 where is this and how do I get info? 2:02: O_O OMG! I ... By: Osoroshii. on 10 Aug 08, 05:21:29 2:02: O_O OMG! I saw that guy at my first Fanime Con, in like.. 05! That's so cool, he had a very awesome costume. XD Hey Marky Day! Nice ... By: phatmandee. on 01 Aug 08, 16:50:09 Hey Marky Day! Nice footage, don't remember signing a model release though.... (Just kidding!!) I am happy to be a part of your awesome video!!!! I would have loved ... By: commiedeer. on 09 Jul 08, 20:09:32 I would have loved to go here if I knew it existed. Sounds like fun. I so wish I was ... By: NoadiArt. on 25 Jun 08, 20:55:33 I so wish I was able to go. where and when is ... By: Sorachandler. on 12 Jun 08, 14:13:26 where and when is this or dose it have a website i can go to to get that info? Seeing this was a ... By: thebighat99. on 11 Jun 08, 14:15:42 Seeing this was a MAKER FAIRE. I would like to know how you make a belly dancer. Please Mark could you post how :) I give this video 5belly jiggles out of 5. Hehehe. I was there, this ... By: codekramer. on 06 Jun 08, 09:54:37 I was there, this is my third time, it seems as if the neverwas really inspired alot of local steam activity. (as well as the media of course, search helen and maker faire, and you'll find a great podcast.)

US Army Vs. YouTube & MySpace Posted by: MarkDayComedy Video duration: 246 seconds Support the troops right to watch 'I'm a Mac, I'm a PC...' parodies... Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment Latest comments made on this video: "primoabruzzi (9 ... By: sneakytaffer. on 30 Nov 08, 07:53:22 "primoabruzzi (9 months ago) Why is GI Joe not allowed near the computer? Because the military is based on bullshit, and it wants to make sure this fact remains classified." LOL! Perfect! Now I know why! This is the best coment on the video! It's funny because it's true! XD Thanks to the ... By: sneakytaffer. on 30 Nov 08, 07:43:53 Thanks to the fucking government, I can't send any funny videos or chat with my uncle on Myspace because of the fucking ban. Plus the government isn't telling us why. The ban is idiotic and I see no reason for it. This is America, not the Soviet Union! Give the troops more freedom, they deserve it! Dude, you're ... By: EndthisNoise. on 11 Nov 08, 18:13:59 Dude, you're talking out of your ass. I appreciate the sympathy and am all for giving service members all that you can. But in reality these sites are only being blocked from workspace computers. Any service member can go and get access from their barracks or berthing out of their own pocket anytime they want. Also, most bases accommodate the members with access at the various rec centers. And if the O-6 running the place isn't corrupt and pocketing the earnings, it's most likely free. shut the fuck up u ... By: usranger4lyfe401. on 06 Nov 08, 02:45:12 shut the fuck up u dumb ass scot So a person and ... By: cpskt. on 02 Nov 08, 22:44:50 So a person and their country suck for trying to widen the scopes of others? jeez, whatever happened to don't ask, don't tell and don't harass. And it doesn't prove that one scot who has ugly teeth, the whole of Scotland has ugly teeth. Look at Sean Connery, does he have ugly teeth? So stop having simpleminded, biased misjudgments of of someone before proper analysis. Listen, it doesn't ... By: cpskt. on 02 Nov 08, 22:37:58 Listen, it doesn't mean that you have the liberty and credibility being in an endless bloodline of marines to talk someone down who made a video for parody purposes only. It was a fucking war, not a boxing match. Besides, nobody asked you peeps to peek into another nations' business without trying to show who has the bigger dick. So if you were less military-headed, maybe you would know how to be less ignorant about what people say. You are the shining ... By: Myxril. on 02 Nov 08, 14:43:08 You are the shining example of the kind of person that should be dragged through the street while people spit, piss and shit all over you. FOR BEING SO FUCKING IGNORANT. Who cares if he's Scottish? Who cares if he has bad teeth? You're going to talk shit about him and his country from behind America's name to justify and validate your comments? You are a fucking piece of garbage. I don't care how many Scots are in the war. I do, however, care how many assbandits like you are on this planet. Haha, scotish ... By: iSHARPSHOT. on 28 Oct 08, 23:26:20 Haha, scotish people have ugly teeth. How many gay ass scotish troops ar in the war, oh none. America FTW, you and your country SUCK!!!! wtf you do'n with ... By: drumr828. on 20 Oct 08, 21:09:26 wtf you do'n with that flag... that aint yours stop sayn "WE" your freakn Scottish yes i do have ... By: josh126007. on 20 Oct 08, 00:12:34 yes i do have selective hearing!!! calm down, its a ... By: Belle898. on 19 Oct 08, 12:02:21 calm down, its a joke and he sayin it in favour of soldiers anyway. are actually listening to wat hes saying or do u have selective hearing or u jst wanted a rant yooo!! msg me! id ... By: 92927. on 19 Oct 08, 04:41:30 yooo!! msg me! id is in my profile on the top. fuck u skinhead!if ... By: josh126007. on 16 Oct 08, 00:09:19 fuck u skinhead!if you were in the military you would understand so fuck u i was a marine i didnt have a chance to relax my grandfather was a marine in vietnam i bet hewish he could relax!fucking wannabe and fuck g bush! haha lov ya accent By: Blotoez. on 03 Oct 08, 05:04:30 haha lov ya accent very ture. By: Rice809. on 27 Sep 08, 16:00:01 very ture. ya I neva spell out ... By: BLAZE45. on 27 Sep 08, 04:51:38 ya I neva spell out the wrdz out da wrdz on da internet,cuz im not writn a a real letta smrt azz,damn 2008 and ppl still havnt cght on love the spelling ... By: acedannydoo787. on 25 Sep 08, 22:12:22 love the spelling in this message... please post more I NEED A LAUGH EVERY NOW AND AGAIN!!! What a filthy ... By: anonvscos. on 22 Sep 08, 18:37:42 What a filthy weegee faggot! quit winning you homo and get a job! lol loved this one, ... By: SephtheMan. on 20 Sep 08, 07:04:47 lol loved this one, Mark. I am a Soldier, and I agree entirely. Keep up the greatness! shut the fuck up!!! ... By: BLAZE45. on 19 Sep 08, 04:46:23 shut the fuck up!!!!!!!,are dey not allowed to relax every now and din?fuck dat dame war the war is not ... By: wellyshelly. on 17 Sep 08, 22:09:33 the war is not meant to be won just contained, watch ring of power starting at part 7 pvthansen1234- " ... By: FixingWhatsBroken. on 17 Sep 08, 13:01:34 pvthansen1234- "Loose Change (Final Cut) can be easily debunked" Really? Watch it n debunk it, don't just repeat neoconazi talk radio propaganda, as if U have an original thought. FABLED ENEMIES? Debunk that too, if you can think for yourself. TRUTH RISING? U havent seen it. ALL 3 r on google video 4 free- until the FREEDOM U n yours think U r fighting for is censored from google. Your NAZI LOGO is what U r really fighting 4 n u haven't a clue. N if U do, then who's the real terrorist? so true By: cfundevil. on 14 Sep 08, 17:57:41 so true When 9/11 happened ... By: joedunsel. on 11 Sep 08, 18:48:14 When 9/11 happened the civilians were calling for the military for help. Let the military use the same resources the terrorists use today...like the Internet. Who knows...one of our soldiers may be the one to catch the next terrorist attack in cyberspace. It's coming...computers are running the world more each day. What a target rich environment. JeeZuZ, what a ... By: Armyman1966. on 10 Sep 08, 18:15:28 JeeZuZ, what a bunch of wimpy bitches in America these days. No fucking spine, no fucking values, no fucking core belief except me me me me me...... Who cares what people like you think? I don't. I don't really give a flying fuck at all. Pfffft, go away...

Burning Man 2007 Part 3 (Final, and long...) Posted by: MarkDayComedy Video duration: 832 seconds Maybe I'll edit my 2006 footage some day... Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment Latest comments made on this video: yes you r By: shadowofstorms13. on 30 Aug 08, 01:03:05 yes you r you got some issues By: shadowofstorms13. on 30 Aug 08, 01:02:54 you got some issues shadowofstorms13 (1 ... By: yahoopig. on 29 Aug 08, 17:36:47 shadowofstorms13 (1 hour ago) your a big asshole get off of youtube no one wants you here Turds like you, NO! By: yahoopig. on 29 Aug 08, 17:34:55 Turds like you, NO! are you obsesed ... By: shadowofstorms13. on 29 Aug 08, 16:06:58 are you obsesed with turds? Well this for you ... By: yahoopig. on 29 Aug 08, 15:49:50 Well this for you shadowofturds BLOW IT OUT YOUR BIG FAT ARSE those comments ... By: shadowofstorms13. on 29 Aug 08, 15:40:49 those comments below me were towards yahoopig douchebag By: shadowofstorms13. on 29 Aug 08, 15:37:38 douchebag its funny you cant ... By: shadowofstorms13. on 29 Aug 08, 15:36:50 its funny you cant get a cunt you first By: shadowofstorms13. on 29 Aug 08, 15:36:32 you first your a fag By: shadowofstorms13. on 29 Aug 08, 15:36:25 your a fag one day burning man ... By: schulte257. on 25 Aug 08, 07:31:08 one day burning man, one day soon...::sigh:: Chasing the ... By: yahoopig. on 11 Aug 08, 23:52:41 Chasing the grannies markday? Bet they think your as funny as arthur fucking rhitis you scottish cunt redeyeraab your a ... By: yahoopig. on 11 Aug 08, 23:51:05 redeyeraab your a total shit eating piece of youessofayymade lump of wank eating fat cunt looser. Fuck off and die Just sounds like ... By: yahoopig. on 11 Aug 08, 00:23:37 Just sounds like shit to me Yeah grow up you ... By: yahoopig. on 11 Aug 08, 00:22:41 Yeah grow up you cock sucking childish piece of excrement Markdaylumpofshit ... By: yahoopig. on 11 Aug 08, 00:20:14 Markdaylumpofshit your as funny as a major car accident involving lots of people. FUCK OFF you turd. Suck cock you lump ... By: yahoopig. on 11 Aug 08, 00:17:44 Suck cock you lump of shit Why not do the ... By: yahoopig. on 09 Aug 08, 23:49:54 Why not do the world a favour and kill your self? No! I'm just not a ... By: yahoopig. on 09 Aug 08, 23:48:13 No! I'm just not a total fucking stupid turd as you are you thick useless cunt. It must make you ... By: redeyeraab. on 09 Aug 08, 23:00:36 It must make you feel good to point out the mistakes of others, so that way no one will realize all of your short-comings in life! Yes I did make a mistake on saying 358 days but I was also drunk when I wrote it. If all you notice in what I said was the mistake, life for you must be a real downer since you only notice the wrong in a situation and not the good! Remember being closed-minded fuck like yourself will only keep you in the trailer park you live in! Cheers! Christ on a bike ... By: yahoopig. on 09 Aug 08, 13:49:22 Christ on a bike look at all the shit these losers are burning. Help the planet wont it? everone arrived on ... By: yahoopig. on 09 Aug 08, 13:45:13 everone arrived on segways How many days are ... By: yahoopig. on 09 Aug 08, 13:43:49 How many days are in your year? What planet are you from? Do you make circles? THAT LOOKS ... By: Drunkenher0. on 30 Jul 08, 00:53:58 THAT LOOKS FUCKING CLASS!!!

And This One Time at Burning Man (Part Two) Posted by: MarkDayComedy Video duration: 599 seconds In which our intrepid adventurers from Magic Glasses Camp unload a truck, build a camp, disturb their neighbors just a little and generally get into the swing of things.... there's more where this came from.... we'll be here all week, try the fish, don't foget to tip your wait-staff... Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment Latest comments made on this video: Honest to god, I ... By: MisterKewlz. on 29 Nov 08, 15:24:44 Honest to god, I don't mean to be a buzzkill, but what is the point of burning man? A few? years ago, ... By: kelw9. on 20 Feb 08, 20:38:49 A few? years ago, two parents went out for dinner. A few hours later the babysitter was calling to ask if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids' room, the father said,"Take the kids and get out of the house. We'll call the police, we don't have a clown statue." The "clown statue" is really a killer that escaped from jail. If you don't post this letter on to 10 videos tonight, the clown will be in your bed at 3:00 am with a chainsaw in his hand (sorry bout the spam THIS SCARES ME!) BM is the shit see ... By: melapersinas. on 28 Jan 08, 08:14:37 BM is the shit see ya in '08 k... 4/5 for the ... By: RmanDC. on 13 Dec 07, 08:46:35 k... 4/5 for the music did u rent the dome ... By: OctopusClub. on 05 Sep 07, 02:14:00 did u rent the dome? is it expensive? is there an admission? did u go w ur friends? is it too croweded? how are the police? sooooo exciting love love love thank you World's ... By: viigogols. on 04 Aug 07, 01:58:10 World's largest sex and swinger personals with over 20,000,000 members looking to hook up with someone just like you! Enter [_SexDating4Free.com_] to Join for FREE Enter ... By: minskmito2e66005d6. on 31 Jul 07, 00:46:17 Enter XXXodour.com_ to Play Full Length XXX Videos 4 FREE uhn tst uhn tst uhn ... By: Danzzl. on 10 Jun 07, 22:27:13 uhn tst uhn tst uhn tst RAVE BREAK! What year was that? ... By: syrovision. on 01 Feb 07, 15:04:41 What year was that?! i have gone the last 3 years... sooo amazing! In 1935 A Girl was ... By: nickshoe09. on 19 Jan 07, 07:33:31 In 1935 A Girl was Raped and she said Hei Do Laki Before she died. IF You Dont repost this in 5 Topics She Will Appear By your Bed With Glowing Red Eyes And Stare At You Until YOu Fall Asleep lol ^_^ go naked ... By: Theprettything. on 15 Jan 07, 05:38:11 lol ^_^ go naked guys!! i sooo wanna go T_T love it but such ... By: geffski. on 10 Nov 06, 03:03:53 love it but such ashame all this stuff gose up and all this freaky stuff is made but you cant see it for peaple during the height! wow arny u happy u ... By: potheadpotts. on 06 Nov 06, 22:52:55 wow arny u happy u spaz i must admit, the ... By: sumguy666. on 06 Nov 06, 18:14:53 i must admit, the paper stuff over the subs looked pretty sweet, the naked guys at the end, not so much. I don't believe in ... By: Noodulz69. on 06 Nov 06, 17:18:49 I don't believe in cars. Really made me feel ... By: JackKarma. on 28 Aug 06, 18:02:12 Really made me feel like I was back out there!! Thanks for capturing the magic. AWESOME SHIT DUDEEE ... By: PoluxFlux. on 25 Jun 06, 20:26:39 AWESOME SHIT DUDEEE ::D:D:D:D I CAN TOOOOOTALLY FEEL THE ENERGY! THE PRELUDE OF THE MOMENT! :D

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