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....special ...
By: jhcollies. on 24 Nov 08, 22:55:32
....special HIGHLY amusing. ha!

lmao
By: BeTheirVoice. on 22 Oct 08, 01:01:53
lmao

Yeah to ketchup and ...
By: tuktukskagal. on 06 Oct 08, 16:04:12
Yeah to ketchup and it's Heinz..yum,yum.!!

Inspired in part by ...
By: rarerstill. on 21 Sep 08, 16:35:24
Inspired in part by A Prairie Home Companion.

Why can't he have ...
By: rangerdanger222. on 19 Sep 08, 15:40:25
Why can't he have tomatos?

More shows we'd ...
By: shiapet66. on 12 Sep 08, 03:57:35
More shows we'd like to see: Chef Engineers Meet Gordon Ramsay (with a little interesting splicing); Engineer Fashion Week (usually the first of September, but we could wait); Engineers Use of Gummy Bear Pliancy.

you guys are wicked ...
By: AsianNinjaChimpmunk1. on 29 Aug 08, 22:12:32
you guys are wicked HOTT

lol, blah blah blah ...
By: Stephenlee5. on 28 Aug 08, 00:28:32
lol, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah ("SEES KETCHUP") UUUUUUUHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

my dad would have ...
By: cheerledingrox188. on 06 Aug 08, 04:51:16
my dad would have that on burgers, fries and all that good stuff but we found out that he cant have tomatos =[

"Anyhoo... it's a ...
By: yelloworangered. on 13 Jul 08, 04:59:42
"Anyhoo... it's a good thing to know at least." Hmmmm, that's the way I think. So many things are good things to know at any rate. But no one has ever agreed with me before.

: ) lol lol lol ...
By: feelgoodnation. on 13 Jul 08, 04:26:59
: ) lol lol lol Peace, Angie

Product placement? ...
By: kellysontheroad. on 10 Jun 08, 23:30:19
Product placement? WTF?

Same thing here!
By: Anozke. on 30 May 08, 22:22:18
Same thing here!

That's right! The ...
By: rainrainfeelfeel. on 10 May 08, 19:39:27
That's right! The clock :)

Being an engineer, ...
By: Vicksupra. on 09 May 08, 04:24:55
Being an engineer, I noticed a problem. Watch the clock. Video starts at 1:26 babbling starts at 1:54 later it's 1:36 then it's 1:56 video ends at 1:25 Problem? Or maybe the engineer implemented time travel. That's what I would do. Hmmmmmm. Still funny.

It's also tasty. ...
By: Vicksupra. on 09 May 08, 04:17:50
It's also tasty. Yummmmmmm.

LOLZ too dang ...
By: Suenell. on 08 May 08, 02:38:44
LOLZ too dang phunny!!! Heinz should hire you for their next commercial. I love this one more than "Anticipation"

Actually jpm is ...
By: Coasinder. on 06 May 08, 01:04:59
Actually jpm is right. High fructose corn syrup is corn syrup is processed to increase the fructose content -- i.e. it's not naturally made. Then pure corn syrup is added to that. It's what's used in soft drinks. There is also a lot of research into how it might be the source for much of American calorie intake, but who knows. Anyhoo... it's a good thing to know at least.

that should be a ...
By: 5511955119. on 05 May 08, 22:25:11
that should be a comercial

How is Fructose not ...
By: pyromaniacjon. on 03 May 08, 06:28:34
How is Fructose not natural? It's a simple sugar found in all kinds of natural foods.

Yeah, you know why ...
By: jpm000001. on 02 May 08, 17:39:39
Yeah, you know why it's irresistible? Because they put High Fructose Corn Syrup in it. Read the label. It's not natural and our bodies have trouble dealing with it which is why half of america is overweight. Get with the program people.

thats some good ...
By: sinoneseven. on 02 May 08, 04:52:33
thats some good stuff!!! love the laugh at the end!

But I love the sofa ...
By: Shade7345. on 02 May 08, 04:27:01
But I love the sofa! :P

Love the video's ...
By: xjustjuddx. on 27 Apr 08, 03:13:02
Love the video's but you guys should invest in a new sofa!

Loved how abruptly ...
By: keefry. on 25 Apr 08, 05:02:24
Loved how abruptly he stopped blabbering. :D This made me laugh and merited repeat viewings!

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An Engineer's Guide to Cats
Posted by: klusmanp

Video duration: 418 seconds

Two professional engineers illustrate the proper care and practical benefits of cats. None of the cats, humans, or engineers were mistreated in the making of this film. They were however, slightly annoyed. Song on ending credits is called "Sparky's New Bike" from Shockwave-sound.com royalty free music website.

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2:32 LOL!!!!!
By: zaqur12. on 02 Dec 08, 02:12:49
2:32 LOL!!!!!

okie i know its ...
By: lilrobie. on 02 Dec 08, 00:06:49
okie i know its been said but the cat yodeling!!! OMFG!!!

ROFL 1:57 The ...
By: wolffang2412. on 02 Dec 08, 00:00:10
ROFL 1:57 The kitty's paw reached out for the tuna!! SO CUTE!

you guys are awsome ...
By: capp113. on 01 Dec 08, 23:53:33
you guys are awsome; and you must have alot of time on your hands. I love your cats. I only have one potential youlder in my bunch. I will post as soon as she gets some practice. so look for "Girlfriends" debut.

I don't think it is ...
By: capp113. on 01 Dec 08, 23:48:48
I don't think it is grandmas place. it is a bachlors place! In need of a womans touch.

ill have to try ...
By: SilentxMistress. on 01 Dec 08, 22:46:38
ill have to try that yoddeling thing lol

More cat movies!
By: jdwdesu. on 01 Dec 08, 22:06:04
More cat movies!

This is way cool!
By: salbiento. on 01 Dec 08, 18:31:42
This is way cool!

My Kitty should be ...
By: UnoSemper. on 01 Dec 08, 16:22:36
My Kitty should be awarded a Noble Peace Price for going Green. Her carbon footprint is reduced and she is a avid embassador for all cats.

Lol at 5:15 the cat ...
By: 137031137031. on 01 Dec 08, 05:59:44
Lol at 5:15 the cat sounds like a starting car

cat cocane! Haha ...
By: DisturbedkKittyKat. on 01 Dec 08, 03:50:24
cat cocane! Haha thats so funny! Cats sure do love tuna!

hah i loved the " ...
By: misterPlata. on 01 Dec 08, 02:38:01
hah i loved the "cat yodeling" part xD i burst out of laughter at that part!

Hee hee hee, I hope ...
By: Just1the2boy. on 01 Dec 08, 01:43:27
Hee hee hee, I hope you guys have significant others...that kind of hilariousness should be rewarded ;)

the chick in the ...
By: tonyvandemil. on 30 Nov 08, 22:28:10
the chick in the store is hot

Great video! I love ...
By: davidjohncooke1. on 30 Nov 08, 21:19:37
Great video! I love cats :D

hahahhaha too sick ...
By: Blaster8891. on 30 Nov 08, 20:44:46
hahahhaha too sick :)

Terrific video! ...
By: handymandy88. on 30 Nov 08, 20:24:24
Terrific video! I've used corporal cuddling successfully for years. For some strange reason the cat always comes back for more.

cat yodelling!!! LOL
By: foxgirl100. on 30 Nov 08, 17:47:04
cat yodelling!!! LOL

Very nice indeed. ...
By: joeharris1306. on 30 Nov 08, 17:29:50
Very nice indeed. Corporal cuddling and yodling ha! ha! We laughed a lot 8-)

I wish my cats ...
By: DancingMumblepegs. on 30 Nov 08, 17:16:27
I wish my cats yodeled when I hugged them. XD That was wicked funny. 5 stars!

Hello, I love your ...
By: northernangel8. on 30 Nov 08, 15:49:27
Hello, I love your video. It made me laugh hysterical. I sent the link to some of the engineers at my work and they were impressed. I just posted 18 Revolutions - Cat Chasing Tail to this video of yours. I wanted to share with you and your viewers about how my cat behaves like a dog. Happy viewing!

your cats r soooo ...
By: AxJCodeLyoko4EvaMe. on 30 Nov 08, 15:36:52
your cats r soooo cute,i have 2 cats,oh and love the yoodalling

Wonderful work! ...
By: kai1111. on 30 Nov 08, 11:36:40
Wonderful work! LOL!

LOL yoyo yodel ...
By: okbye1. on 30 Nov 08, 08:50:40
LOL yoyo yodel think tuna is smacky, try crab. Is that your grandmas place?

Just brilliant. ...
By: ArianrhodDarkwing. on 30 Nov 08, 06:30:42
Just brilliant. Thank you - so nice to know that there are guys out there who not only love cats, but can laugh at themselves.

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An Engineer's Guide to Cats - Petition YouTube!
Posted by: klusmanp

Video duration: 417 seconds

Thanks to all who have given such wonderful comments about "An Engineer's Guide to Cats" during the last week. Also please petition YouTube to Feature the video by adding a comment or video response to THIS video. Thanks!

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FEATURE THIS
By: scorp5. on 17 Nov 08, 22:05:46
FEATURE THIS

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feature it again!!!
By: LoyalJules. on 16 Nov 08, 20:04:27
feature it again!!!

feature it!!!
By: S1KL. on 16 Nov 08, 01:59:38
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feature it again!
By: MurlocRaider. on 12 Nov 08, 20:27:44
feature it again!

feature it
By: Prata17. on 12 Nov 08, 00:13:54
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feature the vid!!
By: muhlange. on 06 Nov 08, 15:00:55
feature the vid!!

Feature the video!! ...
By: BlaizeTheJuggler. on 02 Nov 08, 14:59:54
Feature the video!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it was also in the best of youtube video podcast incase u ddnt no!!

Please Feature An ...
By: Staples4351. on 31 Oct 08, 14:05:16
Please Feature An Engineer's Guide to Cats! One of the best out there!

feature it! :D
By: Mimzeh. on 30 Oct 08, 10:33:12
feature it! :D

feature an ...
By: catzz97. on 29 Oct 08, 23:07:47
feature an engineers guide to cats on youtube!:)

Youtube please ...
By: loleelaloo. on 25 Oct 08, 19:35:36
Youtube please please feature "An Engineer's Guide to Cats." You guys are amazing, Now I understand so much more about cat yodelling = do they have to be an Alpine breed?

Yes! Feature "An ...
By: Jora33. on 24 Oct 08, 04:33:25
Yes! Feature "An Engineer's Guide to Cats"! I love them and I am also voting for Ginger. :)

well thats a kool ...
By: bassmusic3. on 22 Oct 08, 08:18:26
well thats a kool job, no wonder the chicks are all over you!! lol (not me im 18! ha) i know this comment is late but hey! its here!!!

Honestly, thanks ...
By: fr3shy24. on 21 Oct 08, 15:13:37
Honestly, thanks for making this video. It really helped me understand how voting works in detail. This will help me out greatly for a report I am doing!

feature the video, ...
By: alphaswordrain1337. on 21 Oct 08, 01:39:04
feature the video, youtube...

A little monotonous ...
By: Bldsnprx. on 19 Oct 08, 15:12:59
A little monotonous. But the original: "An Engineer's Guide to Cats" NEEDs to be featured.

Guys, "An ...
By: peracutus. on 17 Oct 08, 23:03:14
Guys, "An Engineer's Guide to Cats" needs to be featured! Just look at that feedback. Oh yeah and Aerospace Engineers ftw!

Engineer's Guide to ...
By: charissa1066. on 17 Oct 08, 03:20:02
Engineer's Guide to Cats needs to be featured by YouTube.

This video needs to ...
By: ChubbyKittyLuver8. on 15 Oct 08, 23:41:30
This video needs to be featured!

You Tube...you need ...
By: deputyrandee. on 15 Oct 08, 02:11:13
You Tube...you need to feature "An Engineer's Guide To Cats" by Klusmanp!!!

This video should ...
By: MissAlanna90. on 12 Oct 08, 18:47:11
This video should definatly be featured.

im drinking a ...
By: djwalsh6. on 11 Oct 08, 16:59:14
im drinking a coffee right now.

This made me laugh ...
By: smtubb. on 10 Oct 08, 20:25:59
This made me laugh so hard I cried. At work. If you need any more test subjects, especially for leaping techniques, I can put you in contact with my cat Isis. Or for master in meditation, my calico Seneca.

$An Engineer\$

An Engineer's Guide to Voting (Ginger Cat for President)
Posted by: klusmanp

Video duration: 418 seconds

Two engineers describe the history and importance of voting and nominate Ginger the cat for President. WARNING! Disco and mean dog content! Ending music is "Mr Tiny" purchased from royalty free music website shockwave-sound.com.

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i vote ginger!
By: Corinna72. on 01 Dec 08, 20:11:28
i vote ginger!

HAHAHA i love how ...
By: PachesatsutEnulaitsu. on 01 Dec 08, 01:31:51
HAHAHA i love how you make fun of the presidential candidates....esp. with the photos, the military service, and the tuna environment. Hilarious!

You have the ...
By: ArianrhodDarkwing. on 30 Nov 08, 06:38:58
You have the world's most laid back cats! Another class act ...

amazing as usual, ...
By: gudruna. on 25 Nov 08, 22:39:49
amazing as usual, made my day too

i loved it. youre ...
By: naamaat100. on 25 Nov 08, 14:18:47
i loved it. youre the best

I bet they can ...
By: Madcap2112. on 23 Nov 08, 21:31:21
I bet they can SPELL. Are you a 4th grader or something?

omg lmao! ...
By: leannerouse. on 23 Nov 08, 16:44:22
omg lmao! seriously they must hav summink rong wid dem! they r grown men playin wid there stinkin cats and postin it on youtube i meen COME ON! how lame can they get!

RAWR GINGER FOR PREZ
By: rosedaleskater. on 22 Nov 08, 18:06:53
RAWR GINGER FOR PREZ

my cats name is ...
By: gingerthecat132. on 22 Nov 08, 17:33:09
my cats name is ginger! its easy to tell cause my user name.... =^.^=

This is once again ...
By: SoftballQueen39. on 22 Nov 08, 13:20:07
This is once again a classic.

I love your videos, ...
By: Pookaliscious. on 22 Nov 08, 10:53:33
I love your videos, I would definitely give Ginger my vote.

lol ginger for ...
By: alamondkisses1424. on 22 Nov 08, 03:40:23
lol ginger for presadent ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Ginger for ...
By: harrypotter22799. on 21 Nov 08, 22:16:51
Ginger for president!!!

Ginger just looks ...
By: Tealia. on 21 Nov 08, 03:34:38
Ginger just looks like "Yep.. This is my life with these two idiots.." Lol, love the cats and love your vids.

You guys are ...
By: ringxxofxxfire. on 21 Nov 08, 01:59:54
You guys are hilarious, and your cats are adorable. I would vote for Zoe over Sarah Palin any day, lol.

"The best way that ...
By: julyconcerto. on 20 Nov 08, 02:53:28
"The best way that Ginger knows to stimulate something is to scratch it on the butt." Wow. I have never laughed that hard at a Youtube video before in the history of my membership. Thank you. :) What a great video.

ginger for prez - ...
By: Rena54. on 19 Nov 08, 05:05:26
ginger for prez - yeah

o wow great once ...
By: xoxoamandakisses. on 19 Nov 08, 04:57:58
o wow great once again hahaha

Vote for Ginger and ...
By: cookymonsterr. on 18 Nov 08, 22:00:59
Vote for Ginger and all of your wildest dreams will come true.

I totally LOVED the ...
By: pwillow1. on 17 Nov 08, 06:22:32
I totally LOVED the, um, what would you call that aviation display -- a dogfight? A catfight? Very, very clever and funny. Another winner, Paul! Two thumbs up!

Ah, saw this just a ...
By: cincinnatalie. on 17 Nov 08, 02:38:25
Ah, saw this just a bit too late. And my cat would have been game for a cabinet position. In fact, posing on cabinetry is his specialty. If Palin runs in 2012, I'll be happy to be Ginger's campaign manager in the midwest.

Oh I see..... so ...
By: thesillycunt. on 16 Nov 08, 22:56:26
Oh I see..... so you suck Robin's dick and TJ sucks Pat's dick. TYVM for the info!

All I can say is ...
By: headpickle. on 16 Nov 08, 16:59:15
All I can say is you have very tolerant cats, I don't think that Simba would allow me to fly him around like that and like that.

TJ and I are good ...
By: klusmanp. on 16 Nov 08, 08:44:57
TJ and I are good friends but we are not lovers. I am involved with someone named Robin and TJ has a significant other named Pat.

Yes, obviously a ...
By: jwilson07. on 16 Nov 08, 06:38:19
Yes, obviously a dry sense of humor is a bit too much for you to understand. Perhaps in the next video they can have cars turning left and larry the cable guy so you can "get" the humor. Good luck marrying your sister and saving money on dental items....

$An Engineer\$

An Engineer's Guide to Cats - Thanks!
Posted by: klusmanp

Video duration: 310 seconds

Updates and news. Thanks everyone for supporting my effort to get YouTube to feature my video.

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My first visit, you ...
By: Dieseltaz1. on 26 Nov 08, 10:04:57
My first visit, you are AWESOME! I have 2 cats that beat up my 165lb. dog, lol! I'm putting you on my website thru google adsense---Keep 'em coming, you ROCK!

I really love your ...
By: MicrosoftWindowsGuy. on 26 Nov 08, 03:30:14
I really love your fresh since of humor. It balances well with my love of Fred's humor.

I like your sofa ...
By: jhcollies. on 17 Nov 08, 19:51:47
I like your sofa it's not ugly. lol

Love your dry sense ...
By: medicchick68. on 09 Nov 08, 21:51:52
Love your dry sense of humor! Keep up the good work. =)

Love your style ...
By: SageDerby24. on 24 Oct 08, 21:15:42
Love your style Paul!! My cat loved the videos too! Make some more!!

A little "Cat Magic ...
By: suzyqplacet. on 19 Oct 08, 22:39:09
A little "Cat Magic" from France for you, Paul. Hot off the press. Thanks for the tip about the tuna - I didn't know. I'm not going to be very popular around here now 'cause I'll have to get them off it and I rather fear the withdrawal symptoms will mean buying a new carpet. Ooo, la laaaa! Love to Oscar, Zoe and Ginger (only two weeks more campaigning!!)

Lol. Too true.
By: kentnelson84. on 18 Oct 08, 03:58:09
Lol. Too true.

Engineers own ...
By: peracutus. on 18 Oct 08, 00:16:14
Engineers own different sets of the same cloths. Saves time if you know what you will wear for the day.

Do you only own one ...
By: kentnelson84. on 15 Oct 08, 03:31:45
Do you only own one shirt Paul? :)

I just love how you ...
By: tuktukskagal. on 05 Oct 08, 01:37:33
I just love how you love your cats;kindred spirits...yeah!! Oscar should team up with one of my cuties;she just loves to decorate the flat with cardboard;I have my own cat gallery! How cool is that..oh yeah;love the sofa.

Keeping cat fur to ...
By: patacattoday. on 28 Sep 08, 11:49:35
Keeping cat fur to make a new cat, i think my persian threw up at cat the other day, the biggest furball i have ever seen. Yukky

More Paul! More T.J ...
By: shiapet66. on 24 Sep 08, 00:34:05
More Paul! More T.J.! More Ugly Couch! I can't believe you were overlooked at the Emmy's. . .

my cat is also ...
By: fbandit007. on 14 Sep 08, 02:37:53
my cat is also interested in post-modern cardboard deconstruction, but he does not have oscar's natural ability. do you think he would be interested in giving lessons?

not the same....... ...
By: skyepie345. on 13 Sep 08, 19:06:18
not the same..........

*Drags Paul to ...
By: TheCoffeeGrind. on 04 Sep 08, 22:17:45
*Drags Paul to California and marries him.* Well, that was fun. Nice video. So funny... you need to continue your video making, darnit.

:))
By: Hunrose. on 04 Sep 08, 17:04:15
:))

I think you're cute.
By: DoctressJulia. on 31 Aug 08, 18:26:30
I think you're cute.

wow i love you im ...
By: anastashia10. on 29 Aug 08, 23:29:29
wow i love you im like totaly surscribeing

Brilliant
By: madwidow. on 29 Aug 08, 19:38:42
Brilliant

The problem with ...
By: fifi298. on 25 Aug 08, 15:05:18
The problem with tuna is that there's no taurine in it which is essential for healthy kitties... It's fine to give you cat tuna but not as a staple diet.

keeping cat hair ...
By: kedidelisi. on 06 Aug 08, 23:46:56
keeping cat hair could help get over to pet loss. that's not too bad. but no need to keep in sofa. i found 1 of his hair 1 year later when he died :( thanks for to attention for the tuna fish and response on previous vid but as you know most of people don't read all comments. i needed to write as an vet:) 2.5 mil people is not engineer all:)

I'm saving all my ...
By: cribcat1. on 05 Aug 08, 21:00:29
I'm saving all my cat hair to make a sweater for winter. Need to find someone who knits.

the cat fur ...
By: bloodcream89. on 04 Aug 08, 01:58:37
the cat fur infested sofa is my heaven...... its not ugly.........

waiting for more ...
By: zoolkhan. on 01 Aug 08, 07:22:27
waiting for more from you bud regards from an engineer in finland certified can opener for 2 cats of which one is AWOL/M.I.A since i while though..dont think he will ever return :-( We have too many predators in the area.

you're welcome, guy ...
By: ladamastryfe. on 01 Aug 08, 05:43:14
you're welcome, guy with all those cats!

Reginald Cat Rescue (We found him a loving home)
Posted by: klusmanp

Video duration: 179 seconds

Video for a cat named Reginald that my buddy Joel and I recently rescued from an apartment complex. We are now trying to find a good home for him.

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forgot to say what ...
By: marinawolfxx. on 24 Nov 08, 23:48:04
forgot to say what big hearts you both have to rescue kitties and find appropriate homes. how you came to name him eludes me but i won't hold that against you. mee-yow mw

you're not the ...
By: marinawolfxx. on 24 Nov 08, 23:45:15
you're not the weird cat guy. you just love cats. nothing dishonourable about that. i am so impressed that there are some guys out there who like me, are nuts about kitties. i have 5 black ones. and i am not the weird cat lady either. and i'm not an engineer. but i have started filming them. i make no apology for that. meow mw

black cats sre good ...
By: ducati298. on 24 Nov 08, 04:58:23
black cats sre good luck :)

believe it or not ...
By: ducati298. on 24 Nov 08, 04:57:31
believe it or not black cats are good luck :)

black cats don't ...
By: Reike4chan. on 22 Nov 08, 11:27:24
black cats don't mean bad luck, baka, it's just European myth -_- and if Europe, especially France, didn't kill black cats and any other cats that were part black or grey they wouldn't have had the black plague :P

I'd give away all ...
By: harrypotter22799. on 21 Nov 08, 22:29:45
I'd give away all my belongings before I see a black cat that means bad luck.And I am certainly not giving away all my belongings!

I'd ask my my mom ...
By: harrypotter22799. on 21 Nov 08, 22:23:49
I'd ask my my mom to adopt him if I did' have enough cats as it is!

I'd adopt him, I ...
By: Minamimori. on 21 Nov 08, 19:24:11
I'd adopt him, I got two babies, my Sasha and Marshmellow, I'll video tape them lol ^^

We have a long ...
By: sueishere25. on 19 Nov 08, 15:59:48
We have a long haired black cat and she's the sweetest thing. I named her Foxy because she has a fox face.

WARNING DONT LOOK. ...
By: captainalexnorthey. on 18 Nov 08, 15:54:19
WARNING DONT LOOK. im serious. If you do not copy and paste this onto 10? videos your mom will die in 4 hours PM.

Did you ever find a ...
By: WarclawPrime. on 17 Nov 08, 02:08:33
Did you ever find a home for Reginold? He's a beautiful kitty. I have a black cat of my own, and there's nothing bad about him--what a silly supersition! I also want to say that I love your videos. So funny and creative! You also do a very good job with the guitar solo. I commend you for your work in finding these kitties homes, and for your kindness. It's too rare to find nowadays, we need more of it!

i wish i could ...
By: airborneboy3. on 16 Nov 08, 15:49:28
i wish i could adopt him but i cant he is a cute little kity

Sorry, I wasn't ...
By: MTEvideo. on 15 Nov 08, 18:42:29
Sorry, I wasn't paying enough attention. I see now in the title you did find him a good home. I'm so happy for him. :) Thank you for being so caring to these lovely animals.

He is so beautiful! ...
By: MTEvideo. on 15 Nov 08, 18:37:12
He is so beautiful! What a lovely simply adorable cat. Did you find a home for him? As a cat lover at heart, no cat could ever mean "bad luck" to me. If I see a black cat cross the street (that means bad luck at least where I'm from... not that anyone actually takes this superstition very seriously these days, but...) I feel lucky! :)

he looks very cute ...
By: airborneboy3. on 15 Nov 08, 15:12:14
he looks very cute and i have a black cat and his name is moka

Engineer fellows... ...
By: 1lightspeed. on 14 Nov 08, 10:44:21
Engineer fellows...thank you for being so kind to animals! Would you please remind your watchers to NEVER take ANY cat or kitten to animal control or "humane society". To do so is a death sentence for them...even if the animal agencies lie and deny it. Being at such a facility is the largest cause of cat mortality that exists. Only 1 out of 12 adoptable cats/kittens ever gets the chance 4 a home. The kill rate 4 ferals is 100%. :(

I think it's a ...
By: wolffang2412. on 08 Nov 08, 15:06:13
I think it's a perfect name!

i want your cat, ...
By: 7ilwatDubai. on 04 Nov 08, 21:08:41
i want your cat, would you send him to Dubai for me plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

i hope you can find ...
By: nicktendogirl. on 04 Nov 08, 13:38:54
i hope you can find a happy place for reginald!! thanks for rescuing him!

You riuned his name ...
By: blemvta. on 04 Nov 08, 04:27:04
You riuned his name! That name is retarded! Poor cat.

That is a cool cat. ...
By: sharkoholic. on 04 Nov 08, 04:12:22
That is a cool cat. I love it! Reminds me of my own. Cept they arent black... But hes a pretty black cat.

Black Cats Rule! ...
By: blueandscarlett. on 02 Nov 08, 19:07:38
Black Cats Rule! And so do Cat-Loving Guys!

What a wonderful ...
By: bscarlette. on 31 Oct 08, 03:39:06
What a wonderful person you are.

ugh i come from a ...
By: juliastory. on 31 Oct 08, 02:55:59
ugh i come from a chinese family and my family think black cats are bad luck. i always get mad at them!!! reginald is so sweet...my cat is white with tabby spots and shes pretty:) but reginald is pretty too.

JUST LIKE MY CAT :'D
By: kaitteri. on 29 Oct 08, 18:40:35
JUST LIKE MY CAT :'D

Doritos + Boobs + YouTube Live
Posted by: klusmanp

Video duration: 373 seconds

Video blog about the Doritos contest video and YouTube Live event. And boobs.
Doritos video link: http://crashthesuper bowl.com/#/gallery/v ideo/592/

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Dear Paul, The ...
By: otisatch. on 27 Nov 08, 18:30:39
Dear Paul, The Doritos producers should keep in mind that in using your video there is a tremendous chance for them to win new consumers.There are lots of countries where a) hardly anybody knows what a Dorito is, and b) a super bowl is something one serves salad in.( Sorry, baseball/football/tennis or whatever enthusiasts) BUT THERE ARE MILLIONS OF CAT YODELING FANS OUT HERE!!!

You could have ...
By: hayz148. on 27 Nov 08, 03:32:29
You could have someone with big boobs preforming the cat yodeling? Would that work?

Forget the boobs ...
By: artmakesmesmile. on 27 Nov 08, 01:21:34
Forget the boobs vid, yours is far more entertaining. You guys are so funny. Ginger for president by the way... gets my vote all the time. Also, I've been in training with my own 2 kitties by practising the 'I'm ignoring you' look.... more tips would be grrrreat...! lol

I completely ...
By: klusmanp. on 26 Nov 08, 01:28:48
I completely understand. No worries.

Sorry man, the ...
By: BunnaySango. on 26 Nov 08, 00:56:23
Sorry man, the hypnotic power of titties is too strong for the weak willed.

(perhaps someone ...
By: yesjaide. on 24 Nov 08, 21:46:52
(perhaps someone said this but...) Doesn't Ginger have SIX boobs?! :) xo J.

Taylor Hicks?
By: julesagogo. on 24 Nov 08, 19:41:56
Taylor Hicks?

tHIS GUY Paul LOOKS ...
By: TubeGuest5178. on 23 Nov 08, 03:03:50
tHIS GUY Paul LOOKS LIKE Tyler Perry.

WE LOVE YOU!!!!! ...
By: Partypeeps808. on 23 Nov 08, 01:21:04
WE LOVE YOU!!!!! The BEST VIDEOS!!!

I tried commenting ...
By: loookapa. on 23 Nov 08, 01:19:06
I tried commenting on the Live event to tell them to look for you on the idewalk and to let you in, but it wouldn't let me comment. "Server not found". :( Sorry, Paul. I tried.

This sucks! I can't ...
By: KelariaDaye. on 22 Nov 08, 23:32:47
This sucks! I can't watch your video because the website says I need flash player 9, but when I click the link to download it, the only option is flash player 10, which I downloaded and it still does not work! I really want to see the video! And help you win out over the boobs video! :(

TJ & Paul need to ...
By: darbeau1. on 22 Nov 08, 23:11:48
TJ & Paul need to attend.

I'm having trouble ...
By: GreyDrakkon. on 22 Nov 08, 20:58:14
I'm having trouble with the doritos site also, doesn't like that I have the latest version of Flash. The hell, every other time you don't have the latest goobery technocrap, they throw a fit, this time they can't stand it if you're updated. :P

I hope both you and ...
By: mrsrpd. on 22 Nov 08, 19:49:29
I hope both you and TJ get to attend!

I don't get why ...
By: Bertha2von2Suttner. on 22 Nov 08, 18:05:06
I don't get why people want TJ out of the Doritos video. He's great, and the product had to be featured somehow. I like TJ's deadpan with the undercurrent of attitude; I think it's perfect. Don't lose TJ. Also, not sure why someone said the video isn't good for editing reasons ... ? The original video and the Doritos video both appear to be perfectly edited. Nice job. Good job marketing the Doritos video here; good use of links and verbal and text prompts.

Cad yodeling is ...
By: Emily912pt. on 22 Nov 08, 14:15:22
Cad yodeling is better than boobs any day of the week! Boobs are everywhere, yodeling cats are teh osum!

klusman > boobs ( ...
By: Vaillajus. on 21 Nov 08, 20:48:15
klusman > boobs (LOL)

this shitty Doritos ...
By: nietaki. on 21 Nov 08, 18:57:14
this shitty Doritos website doesnt work with flash 10...

I wish you the best ...
By: Sni13per. on 21 Nov 08, 15:41:49
I wish you the best of luck, tomorrow is the big day!

The Doritos video ...
By: picmario. on 21 Nov 08, 11:03:50
The Doritos video needs rework, it is only an old recycled stuff with a small script. Great movies come from making hours of EXCELLENT video recording and picking a small portion of that. Not using all the best stuff you happen to have. You need more, more, more. And better script.

I can't view the ...
By: Vanessas1969. on 21 Nov 08, 05:18:21
I can't view the video from the link, I am using Flash 10 and it requires Flash 9. Anyone have an alternative I can view? TJ has to go!

Agreed, TJ. GO!!!!! ...
By: KarlfMjolnir. on 21 Nov 08, 01:41:13
Agreed, TJ. GO!!!!!!!!!!! Second, Youtube? Do us all a favour, invite them! Thrid, maybe Youtube did invite... and got mixed up with the other Catman?

TJ, get your a** to ...
By: rncc1970. on 21 Nov 08, 01:39:32
TJ, get your a** to San Francisco!

Have fun.
By: KarlfMjolnir. on 21 Nov 08, 01:37:58
Have fun.

Paul, please make ...
By: KeladryL. on 21 Nov 08, 01:05:54
Paul, please make sure we get some footage of you outside the building when you're in San Francisco this weekend. That should be amusing, if nothing else! I've posted the original EGtC video along with a plea to my friends list (not a huge flist, only about 300) to watch the commercial at the Doritos website. Many of us are feminists who love cats, so a plea for them to support brains over boobs should go over rather well. Good luck!

Woody Kitty Rescue (We found him a loving home)
Posted by: klusmanp

Video duration: 174 seconds

This is a video for a stray cat my friends and I rescued. He is very sweet and we are trying to find a home for him.

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do you like dogs
By: airborneboy3. on 15 Nov 08, 15:18:30
do you like dogs

who adopted woody?
By: nicktendogirl. on 04 Nov 08, 13:49:32
who adopted woody?

Guys who love & ...
By: schnitzie13. on 02 Nov 08, 17:39:52
Guys who love & rescue kitties are super HAWT!!! And an engineer? ::::THUD::::

I think I love you. ...
By: 19fatcat64. on 26 Oct 08, 02:11:17
I think I love you.......

he reminds me of my ...
By: MeowMix140. on 19 Oct 08, 22:47:17
he reminds me of my 12 year old cat, allways rubbing against your hands. my cat is also kinda jumpy but that doesn't mean he was nessisarily abused, he's just pecausious.

Woody is chow ...
By: preetc03. on 07 Oct 08, 21:16:28
Woody is chow chweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet.

oh what a cute ...
By: wendy1982. on 02 Oct 08, 14:45:00
oh what a cute kitty, im happy that you guys found him a home : )

I agree completely ...
By: faadia45. on 27 Sep 08, 03:35:23
I agree completely with everything you said. It is incredible to find someone like these guys who find homes for these sweet cute cats. I love cats and I always will even if my bf doesn't. Cats are my favorite animals and I prefer them over stupid people.

You guys are ...
By: tuktukskagal. on 22 Sep 08, 21:25:44
You guys are wonderful;its always uplifting to know that there are people who really care about animals;I am a sucker for cats;never understood people who dont like cats.

Nice cat. Doesn't ...
By: sweebadadeebada. on 22 Sep 08, 00:36:23
Nice cat. Doesn't say much, does he.

What a cute kitty!! ...
By: cocorobichaux. on 21 Sep 08, 14:51:45
What a cute kitty!! How could anyone not like cats?

hehe a guy thats an ...
By: platinumphone. on 14 Sep 08, 08:45:03
hehe a guy thats an engineer that likes cats lol cute. not to mention his voice sounds really cute too.

Good for you! I ...
By: Zhenobia. on 08 Sep 08, 12:06:15
Good for you! I wish more people would actively take in unwanted cats, neuter them, and find homes for them. Keep up the good work. What a sweet kitty.

Bless you for ...
By: celadonhonu. on 06 Sep 08, 03:54:32
Bless you for rescuing Woody (Sonny) and finding an excellent home for him.

You guys are ...
By: trudymaygard. on 28 Aug 08, 12:15:21
You guys are amazing. As a critter lover I just want to thank you for making the world a better place. :)

only a loser would ...
By: saiblockhead. on 11 Aug 08, 07:40:05
only a loser would rescue a cat. that's why i took in 3. i'm a TOTAL loser!

i love your videos! ...
By: shrn666. on 24 Jul 08, 04:30:04
i love your videos! keep up the good work!!!

What a great guy ...
By: catbailey3. on 17 Jul 08, 14:25:16
What a great guy you are! Thanks for what you do and hopefully you will be an inspiration for others to follow! As the caretaker of 3 rescue cats, I know how rewarding it is!

This is by far one ...
By: LeCrosse. on 07 Jul 08, 05:57:17
This is by far one of the best things I have ever seen. You guys are just awesome - I don't have words enough for this! Paul, if you are still single... ;) Hahaha... Really, thank you so much on behalf of all cat people, and cats!

lucky you!
By: Sidlexic. on 21 Jun 08, 23:06:10
lucky you!

Congratualions on ...
By: AngelinaLeigh. on 15 Jun 08, 21:33:17
Congratualions on your new family addition. Very pretty cat.

Thank you for this ...
By: SNLover09. on 06 Jun 08, 23:33:03
Thank you for this update. He looks soo cute. XD

tnx for the update!
By: tubebatuetue. on 05 Jun 08, 18:18:20
tnx for the update!

I am so happy for ...
By: niji80. on 05 Jun 08, 07:14:55
I am so happy for Sonny. Wish your family all the happiness. Would love to see a video update^^

Update-Woody is ...
By: jkatone. on 04 Jun 08, 20:02:13
Update-Woody is doing great! He is a joy & was part of the family from day 1. We renamed him Sonny, Sorry Paul We thought it fit his "sunny" demeanor. He is spunky, loves to play & has tons of energy his favorite game is fetch, throw the ball & he will bring it right back. Sonny is a big time cuddler, loves to snuggle & give kisses. He is very vocal, he & his sister Sassy are very chatty! After we got him life went crazy so we never had a chance to get with Paul for a video update. Maybe soon.

$An Engineer\$

An Engineer's Guide to Voting - Blog 1
Posted by: klusmanp

Video duration: 651 seconds

Information about "An Engineer's Guide to Voting (Ginger Cat for President)" and greetings to fans. Oscar gets teleported to the other side of the room and walks back to the sofa.

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You see, in EGtC, ...
By: Stephenlee5. on 15 Nov 08, 14:03:04
You see, in EGtC, its a guide to CATS, a species once thought very simple, but then you have a guide to them, and even state the necessities of food and water. The balloon stuff, and the calculator stuff, and the hobbies of your cats are really funny (especially floral regurgitation) The President video (Hmmmmm) just doesn't have that good humor that the EGtC has.

The voting clip is ...
By: Enkerli. on 13 Nov 08, 18:20:07
The voting clip is in some respects "better" than the EGtC clip. For instance, it has a higher production value and the t-shirt jokes are subtler. We can't tell why it didn't go viral. Some leads: -Context, context, context. -April!=October -Politics are tricky. -Viral success is irreproducible.

I think that at two ...
By: ParadoxNinja. on 13 Nov 08, 16:31:40
I think that at two weeks before the election was bad timing--both because it was too short a timespan before the election and we had already seen so much comedic material around the election already. Another video parodying the election was still funny, but not the same unexpected breath of fresh air that the guide to cats had.

Elephant sanctuary ...
By: Suenell. on 13 Nov 08, 14:25:55
Elephant sanctuary in KY, TN, AR? LOLZ d00d at least get your info straight if you're gonna broadcast it! d0rk... we wuv ya anyhow!

The first one was ...
By: tinycallousangel. on 11 Nov 08, 05:18:29
The first one was so cutting edge, original, well written, and morphed cats life w/ the engineers life/ EXC ! Voting vid had good scenes/amazing soundtrack, my one and only helpful comment would be ~~~ released too late ! Yes, there were plenty of campaign vids circulating/but once you have an audience(which you do) just put your work out within the "constraints" of the time frame/in your case -the election. YOU are a special person to reach out to help the cats that need homes/it all helps.

I also did not ...
By: yelloworangered. on 10 Nov 08, 04:28:17
I also did not understand the joke about choosing between 2 things you don't want -- took me 3 viewings to realize you meant choosing bet Obama and McCain -- was I right? The Ginger4Pres video has many funny moments, but as I said in an earlier post somewhere, there are many of these parodies of campaign videos. Yours is as funny as any of them, but it's not a unique vision as Guide was. Congrats on these both, though. They are both well done.

I just watched both ...
By: yelloworangered. on 10 Nov 08, 04:23:26
I just watched both videos. The 1st took something your audience knows thoroughly & loves - cats - and filtered it thru engineer's vision of the world. It also made fun of engineers and gave new ideas about cats - yodeling, etc. The second repeated footage from the first, which distracted me bec I would stop to remember where it was in the Guide. Many more bridging shots of you standing & talking - not broken up like the intro of the cats in the Guide's was with a quick shot of each cat.

I went to the Ellen ...
By: pumamama9. on 09 Nov 08, 22:14:29
I went to the Ellen Degeneres Show page to recommend EGTC, but they seem to want submissions of viral videos as VHS tapes. ;( Analysis of factors influencing why EGTV/GFP wasn't as viral (successful) as EGTC seems to me overly rational, Mr. K. What you do here on YT is artistic, creative, not subject to precise analysis. My suggestion is: next time you get an idea for making a vid that strikes your (non-rational) fancy, just express yourself. Forget about outcomes. Just enjoy yourself!

You released it ...
By: DrunkBunny. on 08 Nov 08, 17:17:47
You released it when everyone was rabidly sucking up videos about the campaign. Also, it was so similar to the first one - it was good but no longer as novel. I thought the Voting one showed more unrestrained humor (the fighter sketch), but the Cats one stayed in its educational/industrial film type. The Voting one started and ended in that theme, but right in the middle was this drama thing that I had to watch twice to get (unexpected and confusing at first, but ultimately awesome).

Willow tried to ...
By: Dannan1989. on 08 Nov 08, 16:05:10
Willow tried to gain American Citizenship so she could vote for Ginger (since she believes the whole world needs Ginger) but unfortunately they told us they would not accept Willow, since they were worried the USA would be left with too many clawed and scratched up tablecloths. We love Ginger!!

However, just some ...
By: coppero1237. on 08 Nov 08, 05:57:11
However, just some comments about the Engineers' guide to voting in comparison. There were not as many fresh jokes. I feel that you have a lot of potential with the cats and engineers, and you might want to look for new ways to explore these facts. While you may never come close to beating your first video, keep stuff new and if you have to mention something from before, keep it as short as possible as to say, it happened, then move on. Running gags could be a staple, but keep it fresh!

Look at Smosh as an ...
By: coppero1237. on 08 Nov 08, 05:53:52
Look at Smosh as an extreme case. Smosh had an extremely viral video, their music video for the pokemon theme song. No other video of theirs ever became so popular, although most of their videos have a million views or more. This can be attributed to a strong fan base. For you, I can imagine that engineers guide to voting 's view count was mostly people who liked your first video and subscribed to your channel. It was not as fresh or new as the Engineer's guide to cats.

...another thing I ...
By: AynenMakino. on 08 Nov 08, 01:28:42
...another thing I felt when watching the guide to voting is that a lot of material seemed to be re-used. The cardboard deconstruction joke, the gravity joke, and other jokes, where allready used in the guide to cats. I feel there is far more that can be explored about the cats' personalities, leading to fresh jokes. They can either be used in funny scetches like the cat dogfight or as part of a larger story in a guid video, but keep the two seperate, keep the pace high, and don't recycle.

I think one major ...
By: AynenMakino. on 08 Nov 08, 01:25:28
I think one major thing that didn't work to the advantage of the 'guide to voting' video is that it tried to be 2 different things at once. Namely a scetch-like video of a cat dogfight and a spoof on guide videos. I think the cat dogfight scetch is far stronger on it's own than in the middle of another video of a different type, and the same goes for the 'guide to voting' part. Keeping the two types seperate greatly increases pacing. To be continued...

Ginger iz NUMBAH 1
By: Chowfernow. on 08 Nov 08, 01:06:19
Ginger iz NUMBAH 1

Thank you for ...
By: Wuqaz. on 08 Nov 08, 00:00:39
Thank you for posting your videos. I enjoy seeing all the funny things you do with your cats, and how your videos did. Take care, and keep posting those vids!

I think we should ...
By: sassyluvchic. on 07 Nov 08, 23:19:11
I think we should join our households and marry. My cats are willing to vote on it.

I voted for Ginger! ...
By: 1quirkyblonde. on 07 Nov 08, 21:35:27
I voted for Ginger! I figured she'd do a better job than the other two candidates.

I think "voting" ...
By: vampyreaayin. on 07 Nov 08, 20:17:47
I think "voting" isn't doing so well, because politics are sort of a sensitive issue. People are more easily offended, or they could be the direct opposite, and be totally apathetic to anything to do with voting or politics. It's probably the latter, especially since many of youtube watchers are in the younger crowd.

I voted for Ginger. ...
By: itzspairme. on 07 Nov 08, 19:21:53
I voted for Ginger. I felt she was the best qualified candidate.

I too have sent the ...
By: Theresa00000. on 07 Nov 08, 15:10:25
I too have sent the video to Ellen but sadly no hit! I love them both! Just some videos are hit or miss with the public as a whole.

I really liked the ...
By: niji80. on 07 Nov 08, 13:45:55
I really liked the first one cos at the time it was really fresh and new. The second one was similar to the first one so it was not fresh and new any more. Does this help?^^ I still love your videos and am looking forward to your future videos~ Please say hi to Ginger, Oscar and Zoe for me^^

A few reasons that ...
By: lysambre. on 07 Nov 08, 08:19:40
A few reasons that cross my mind : 1. A sequel needs excellent word of mouth to be successful, it needs to be *better* than the original to get as many viewer. Just *similar* doesn't cut it. 2. Novelty attracts more people. 3. Choosing to talk about elections at a time where everybody was beginning to get sick of it (especially since it only concerned one country) = too many vids with the same subject on Youtube. Good luck on finding big success again ;)

Hey Paul. Just to ...
By: Duckygrass. on 07 Nov 08, 07:47:31
Hey Paul. Just to let you know, I really liked both, but I saw a few things that might of let EGTV down. First off, I reckon the name could've done with a change, something shorter like "Ginger for President." Most people when they look at different vids, they choose something thats short, simple and seems good. Also I think that there were some things that were...a little odd in EGTV. Like the voice in scratching butts.Also that speech after the cat fighter jets maybe could be a little shorter.

Where is Ginger? ...
By: yelloworangered. on 07 Nov 08, 05:08:55
Where is Ginger? She's not depressed over her loss is she? Palin is still Governor of Alaska and Ginger is still Mayor of your house! The mix of truths about engineers and cats was original. There have been many "vote for" videos with unlikely presidential candidates. Yours was as clever as any of them, but Engineer's Guide to Cats was a never-before-seen event. I'll watch both tomorrow and give you more of my wisdom on the matter. P.S. I loved the editing in the airfight in Ginge's video.

Stormy Blues
Posted by: klusmanp

Video duration: 182 seconds

Original blues guitar I made up. No name. No lyrics. Rain and chirping frogs in the background are live coming through the open windows.

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Of from Finland? ;)
By: sumuinensunnuntai. on 14 Nov 08, 16:50:43
Of from Finland? ;)

Nice tune! The ...
By: myecotpia. on 22 Oct 08, 05:51:17
Nice tune! The background music adds that nice little extra touch!

sounds nice
By: sergiomuratalla. on 08 Oct 08, 01:45:07
sounds nice

A Man that plays ...
By: PlushPeach. on 02 Oct 08, 20:07:46
A Man that plays AND has cats. I'm in Love.

great strumming... ...
By: tuktukskagal. on 23 Sep 08, 07:03:33
great strumming...love the backing group...

Wow, the Engineer's ...
By: miladyblue. on 22 Sep 08, 01:32:04
Wow, the Engineer's Guide to Cat and Stormy Blues! Any chance of getting an MP3 of this particular tune?

"Ode to the blue ...
By: WatchDragon. on 19 Sep 08, 16:33:57
"Ode to the blue print" hehe

I just found your ...
By: entlvr35. on 17 Sep 08, 14:50:50
I just found your cats and you have a whole stream of sites...now thousands of people wish they could get to know you, and I am just one of them! Nice tune, deep thoughts...keep posting!

I loved how the ...
By: longdali82. on 17 Sep 08, 03:21:29
I loved how the background sounds go along so well with it!

Amazing song Paul. ...
By: jewess13. on 06 Sep 08, 14:57:38
Amazing song Paul. I don't suppose there is anyway you could make it and some of your other stuff (Hard time killing floor or anything similar that you may know)into a cd. I really like listening to them but it's not exactly easy since my work is usually no where near a computer.

Hay Paul your eng ...
By: danlong47. on 02 Sep 08, 22:13:45
Hay Paul your eng and cat is a hit with me. we need to understand our relationsghip with these felines. for some reason Im very atractive to this vedio. I feel the love you share with the cats. Im fucked. so this why I think your the best engineer ive ever care incontact with. Ive got two felines that I love and enjoy thier company. You put the video together . your the winner .

me too
By: themightymo21. on 02 Sep 08, 06:13:59
me too

great song man, ...
By: bryandenehy76. on 02 Sep 08, 02:19:03
great song man, love the Engineer's Guide to Cats.

luv u man. do u ...
By: wsm1986. on 29 Aug 08, 04:14:17
luv u man. do u usually get inspired the same time as Oscar does? lol

Paul! I didn't know ...
By: veggietuneslover. on 26 Aug 08, 06:04:33
Paul! I didn't know you could play the geetar! Dude! AND - you sing! Weh-ul Mr. Multi-Talented! You make me laugh! lol See you on Sunday! *muah!*

Really enjoy your ...
By: gibknits. on 15 Aug 08, 13:13:12
Really enjoy your Engineer's Guide to Cats, and your other videos. And you also play a mean guitar. What's not to love? Thanks for sharing your talent and humor with all of us.

yes... very enviro ...
By: syllegrrl. on 08 Aug 08, 03:15:49
yes... very enviro happy :)

You are so cute!!!! ...
By: boogievoivodas. on 08 Aug 08, 01:52:50
You are so cute!!!! Are you looking for a girlfriend from Indiana?

really good song. I ...
By: BlueDragonOfUNA. on 30 Jul 08, 06:49:27
really good song. I wish I was that good. Maybe one day.

Love it! The rain, ...
By: CubbieGal75. on 26 Jul 08, 16:12:03
Love it! The rain, the night sounds, and that beautiful soft guitar song. I'm sitting here humming along, while Jack sits in my lap adding his slow purr as an accompaniment. So nice.

you should put ...
By: kaisersteev. on 24 Jul 08, 03:05:23
you should put lyrics to this, I almost think some leadbellly style of vocals. anyway I think it rocks.

Im feeling slightly ...
By: curlygirlkitty. on 24 Jul 08, 01:33:33
Im feeling slightly in love with you right now

Nice work, Mr ...
By: time8all. on 18 Jul 08, 01:16:11
Nice work, Mr Klusman. You continue to be a talented individual (and an engineer!).

Tuning is Dm
By: zedosantos. on 15 Jul 08, 06:30:16
Tuning is Dm

I have so missed ...
By: rhondadonaldson. on 08 Jul 08, 03:17:41
I have so missed hearing peepers. Mixed real nice with that little blues ditty.

Funny Cat Yodeling
Posted by: klusmanp

Video duration: 57 seconds

From the short film "An Engineer's Guide to Cats" - Cat Yodeling!
Update: check out my Doritos Super Bowl contest video with cat yodeling!
http://crashthesu perbowl.com/#/galler y/video/592/

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Haha, totally ...
By: anoncoder. on 01 Dec 08, 05:40:19
Haha, totally awesome.

heh :) funny :)
By: Inezis. on 30 Nov 08, 19:46:12
heh :) funny :)

lol : "None of the ...
By: TheMarchmallow. on 30 Nov 08, 15:37:23
lol : "None of the kitties, humans or engineers were mistreated during the making of this film. They were, however, slightly annoyed."!!!

you the man
By: trixie898989. on 30 Nov 08, 03:44:45
you the man

No Leaaas! POR ...
By: alvaro303. on 29 Nov 08, 21:46:17
No Leaaas! POR FAVOR EN SERIO!!! Copia i Pega i mandalo en 15 videos o tu madre se morira, Lo siento al k lo leyo pero es la culpa de un gilipollas

hahahahahahha
By: SMOKER881. on 29 Nov 08, 04:44:14
hahahahahahha

Hmm. has anyone ...
By: xXCourtneyBullXx. on 28 Nov 08, 20:34:01
Hmm. has anyone told you you look like George Clooney?

LOL
By: liyananaznim. on 28 Nov 08, 19:53:58
LOL

Haha
By: xXxJyuukenxXx. on 28 Nov 08, 19:09:42
Haha

Hilarious!
By: Zielak6969. on 28 Nov 08, 16:03:06
Hilarious!

this is retarded
By: RachelKimxD. on 27 Nov 08, 21:35:38
this is retarded

:O This guys good! ...
By: xXCourtneyBullXx. on 27 Nov 08, 16:40:45
:O This guys good! How do you get a cat to do that? Im practicing on my cat from now on XD

Nice vocal chords!
By: anthrax13aldous. on 27 Nov 08, 13:48:23
Nice vocal chords!

ha ha! that stupid ...
By: daisydooker1. on 27 Nov 08, 03:29:41
ha ha! that stupid cat is lol

very funny...
By: theangelsofmercy. on 26 Nov 08, 10:49:44
very funny...

I tried corporal ...
By: BunnaySango. on 26 Nov 08, 00:57:43
I tried corporal cuddling with my newest cat Maya, she tore into me :

Ha ha. Too funny
By: cutterair. on 25 Nov 08, 23:15:53
Ha ha. Too funny

Haha. I do this to ...
By: XpaNiconde3rdflorX. on 24 Nov 08, 06:05:21
Haha. I do this to my cats.

it sounded like he ...
By: treysonglover. on 24 Nov 08, 03:26:21
it sounded like he waz rapin da cat

...? animal abuse ...
By: brwnamanda. on 24 Nov 08, 00:40:40
...? animal abuse anyone? quit shakin ur cats... that has to be the strangest thing ive ever watched... silly... but weird as hell.

dat woz dumb if he ...
By: leannerouse. on 23 Nov 08, 16:40:18
dat woz dumb if he dun it wid his mouth open then yh itd b good but itzZ crap so :p :S anywayzZ d.u.m.b!

Except that you ...
By: turtlecatpurrz. on 23 Nov 08, 08:34:04
Except that you spelled said wrong... oh and didn't type "dint" correctly, but nice try. By the way, what is "donst"? Yes, in case you are curious, I had to respond just to tweak your tail. Grow up, or at least don't claim that you spelled everything correctly using bad spelling.

bahahhahahaaa
By: JanuaryFriday. on 22 Nov 08, 05:49:25
bahahhahahaaa

dude thier not ...
By: beckahboo918. on 21 Nov 08, 20:46:04
dude thier not yodeling thiere pissed off at you

lol wut
By: notmyalt. on 21 Nov 08, 20:32:00
lol wut

Funny Cat Fighter Jets
Posted by: klusmanp

Video duration: 144 seconds

Teaser for "An Engineer's Guide to Voting (Ginger Cat for President)" A blatant attempt to generate more interest and views for the video. This scene is a Hollywood-esque dramatization of Ginger's military experience.

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LOL ROFL I PEEd ...
By: zaqur12. on 02 Dec 08, 02:15:28
LOL ROFL I PEEd MYSELF!!!!

wicked!
By: Jetbrowse. on 01 Dec 08, 10:46:23
wicked!

i'll need one of ...
By: misterPlata. on 01 Dec 08, 02:41:21
i'll need one of those for self defense

do u know what's ...
By: LeafeonRanger. on 30 Nov 08, 03:33:59
do u know what's funny? A cat riding a train and saying HOLLY CRAP! LOL!

is it just my ...
By: skyschild. on 29 Nov 08, 18:05:30
is it just my imagination or does TJ always look a little bit confused and unsure of where he is. somebody get that boy a compass! oh well, excellently done as always, gents!

meow meow meow meow ...
By: liyananaznim. on 28 Nov 08, 19:56:41
meow meow meow meow~~~ LOL

aww go fly a kite!! ...
By: dantech93. on 27 Nov 08, 18:58:31
aww go fly a kite!! better yet go buzz the tower

...
By: PunkyGirlx3. on 27 Nov 08, 14:32:19
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHAHAHA xD

This is awful. This ...
By: Mulcoohoo. on 27 Nov 08, 00:23:43
This is awful. This is America jumping the shark. This is the decline and fall of comedy with a couple of damned cats.

Now why didn't I ...
By: klusmanp. on 26 Nov 08, 21:20:08
Now why didn't I think of that? Gold star for you, sir!

Someone call ...
By: densityduckk. on 26 Nov 08, 18:40:06
Someone call Grumman and tell them to get on this! The F-112 "housecat"!

lol! The cats don't ...
By: SomeAdvice4You. on 25 Nov 08, 15:56:01
lol! The cats don't mind it at all, in fact, they seem to be enjoying themselves. XD!

Hahahaha, engineers ...
By: ElGatoLoco698. on 25 Nov 08, 10:27:21
Hahahaha, engineers must get bored pretty easy.

My dog's name is ...
By: PomPyrofiremage. on 24 Nov 08, 22:20:54
My dog's name is Ginger. This video is hilarious. Make some more like it. You guys rock.

WOOT! Go Ginger!
By: wolffang2412. on 24 Nov 08, 18:17:42
WOOT! Go Ginger!

Love it! they are ...
By: DARLALEZGIRL. on 23 Nov 08, 20:03:45
Love it! they are so cute, (the cats i mean) but the men are very funny :-) more vids please, and need to see more of Zoe!

OMG how ghey! but ...
By: leannerouse. on 23 Nov 08, 16:41:35
OMG how ghey! but funny to watch lmao! faf! =]

ROTFLMAO!!!!
By: SomeAdvice4You. on 23 Nov 08, 12:04:23
ROTFLMAO!!!!

Zoey is perfect for ...
By: faerie7dragon. on 20 Nov 08, 15:34:14
Zoey is perfect for the grumpy Tower Control dude :D

dont hit the twin ...
By: jaw297. on 17 Nov 08, 03:53:29
dont hit the twin towers :)

dont buzz da tower ...
By: LoyalJules. on 16 Nov 08, 20:01:06
dont buzz da tower ull get in trouble! lolol

ginger is always ...
By: GucciBeaR. on 16 Nov 08, 08:37:44
ginger is always getting the spotlight... i wonder why?

My cat thinks you ...
By: xjw4ever. on 15 Nov 08, 04:33:38
My cat thinks you both are nuts. My cat is very wise.

yea i no thats odd?
By: HazMat75110. on 14 Nov 08, 22:07:29
yea i no thats odd?

I just think that ...
By: douly8. on 14 Nov 08, 21:09:48
I just think that they square the cat!

Hard Time Killing Floor Blues
Posted by: klusmanp

Video duration: 196 seconds

Old blues standard on acoustic guitar. This is at the very lower end of my voice range. Tried an octave higher but the lower register is better. Storm in the background is live coming through the open window, not effects.

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Cat lover, very ...
By: capp113. on 27 Nov 08, 15:46:57
Cat lover, very handsome, and a wonderful voice.. Will you marry me?

lol what's with ...
By: jhcollies. on 24 Nov 08, 22:52:23
lol what's with people "falling in love" with some guy who posts videos on youtube.. that's pretty funny. But I must say your videos are well done, quite clever, and highly amusing. The fact that you also play the guitar and sing is cool as well. I have found that the guitar is a relatively easy to learn and exceptionally enjoyable instrument. Keep on with the great videos.

you're my hero
By: springreeverb. on 18 Nov 08, 02:55:32
you're my hero

???????????
By: llllonellll. on 16 Nov 08, 11:13:25
???????????

I first came across ...
By: redesau. on 12 Nov 08, 06:47:40
I first came across Skip James forty years ago, good to know others are keeping the flame burning, and so brightly. I'm so glad...

Mmm...mmm...MMM! :)
By: ambebb05. on 08 Nov 08, 21:52:45
Mmm...mmm...MMM! :)

I love this tune.
By: Ozepyon09. on 01 Nov 08, 23:51:30
I love this tune.

Isn't hard to ...
By: Dexpo007. on 31 Oct 08, 20:05:28
Isn't hard to figure out that you're many womens dream guy, hope you've either found someone or will find someone soon. =] Ohh and you're voice is reeeeealy nice! ^.^

I think I love you!
By: 19fatcat64. on 26 Oct 08, 02:05:45
I think I love you!

Not bad! I ...
By: myecotpia. on 22 Oct 08, 05:48:52
Not bad! I especially like the storm with the frogs/crickets in the background. I'm beginning to wonder if my brother, also a rocket scientist, will eventually get to owning 3 cats as well...

I don't know....... ...
By: icufodu2. on 16 Oct 08, 01:08:57
I don't know....... excuse me please, I have a pair of panties I need to throw....

Well, you are a ...
By: portnoysplace. on 12 Oct 08, 12:28:15
Well, you are a lucky man, all those gifts of voice and cats... I cannot sing at all but I still have an ancient Persian who sleeps all the time. Here is a haiku for you: No personal voice, But my old cat is purring--- That counts for something.

I like how you put ...
By: fhornredmuse. on 06 Oct 08, 14:10:50
I like how you put that..."between opportunities"...very tactful. :-) You should travel. You'd probably have a place to stay in every city. You might have to put up with some harassment, though...haha.

oh, dude. you sweet ...
By: cardinalcloud. on 03 Oct 08, 04:35:17
oh, dude. you sweet, sweet man, i hope you are getting laid. from all i've seen, you deserve it! many virtual bra-throwings to you!

I sold it in a ...
By: klusmanp. on 30 Sep 08, 01:30:36
I sold it in a parking lot of a McDonald's. I was REALLY hungry for some fries at the time.

Yup. I am... ...
By: klusmanp. on 30 Sep 08, 01:28:23
Yup. I am... between opportunities at the moment.

Excellent! Thanks! ...
By: sunnydayherman. on 27 Sep 08, 15:13:48
Excellent! Thanks! From Your Number One Fan in Canada

No way this guy is ...
By: Stairway220. on 26 Sep 08, 01:50:46
No way this guy is single. I wonder how many phone numbers/dirty e-mails/virtual bra-throwings have come his way.

gee, a smart good ...
By: icufodu2. on 23 Sep 08, 02:05:40
gee, a smart good looking guy who likes cats, can sing and plays a mean guitar... are you by chance single... and straight? ;)

relaxing =D
By: hiphopBgrl. on 21 Sep 08, 22:35:43
relaxing =D

Very nice! I ...
By: Brennna. on 20 Sep 08, 14:11:35
Very nice! I recognized this right away. I hope you didn't sell your soul at the crossroads! :O

Wow. I went from ...
By: znotzelda. on 05 Sep 08, 01:34:26
Wow. I went from Engineers Guide to Cats to this, and I'm taken aback at how well you perform both deadpan humor and slow, melancholy blues at the opposite side of the spectrum! Not to mention that the nighttime thunderstorm noises coming through the window are too perfect, hahaha :)

To share your ...
By: StormCat42. on 21 Aug 08, 21:43:50
To share your musical talent and humor with the world is a wonderful thing for you to do... Thank you, from a slightly older fan...

I love it! I love ...
By: luvsbooks. on 08 Aug 08, 02:58:35
I love it! I love that you play the blues...and like cats! I am a fan for life.

you are a box full ...
By: casatortugas. on 30 Jul 08, 04:22:29
you are a box full of sorprises

$An Engineer\$

An Engineer's Guide to Voting T-shirts!
Posted by: klusmanp

Video duration: 214 seconds

Get your own "An Engineer's Guide to Voting (Ginger for President)" T-shirt at www.cafepress.com/en gineersguide

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No Leaaas! POR ...
By: alvaro303. on 29 Nov 08, 21:50:19
No Leaaas! POR FAVOR EN SERIO!!! Copia i Pega i mandalo en 15 videos o tu madre se morira, Lo siento al k lo leyo pero es la culpa de un gilipollas

I wish I got a job ...
By: faerie7dragon. on 14 Nov 08, 23:16:53
I wish I got a job so I could buy all those T-Shirt..... Sad Face :(

Nice shirts. I must ...
By: Stephenlee5. on 31 Oct 08, 02:53:44
Nice shirts. I must have one soon.

oh thank you so ...
By: katg429. on 29 Oct 08, 14:23:02
oh thank you so much!!i'm definately going to get those shirts!!!

zoey can see across ...
By: bircoco. on 27 Oct 08, 03:28:12
zoey can see across the street, lol... just like the other mediocre candidate can see Russica across the ocean

After the election ...
By: lahuerasantera. on 25 Oct 08, 11:13:44
After the election is over, you will need to sell bumper stickers that say "DON'T BLAME ME, I VOTED FOR GINGER AND ZOEY"...

Hi! You have a ...
By: KathyBentley. on 24 Oct 08, 16:25:20
Hi! You have a great idea for shirts and for marketing them! I am an artist; so, if you ever go with other themes other than the election, I would like to see a 'deconstructionist art' shirt with Oscar eating the cardboard box possibly with Zoey, the 'art critic,' in the picture too! Hint, hint! OK, you don't have to, but if you were going to anyway! Ha ha! Also, congratulations on the editorial cartoon fame! Well, deserved!

Great marketing ...
By: eyespy203. on 24 Oct 08, 02:39:44
Great marketing idea, Paul. By the way, read the article about you in The New York Times. Way to go! Pam Southport, CT

Doctorsikander- Yes ...
By: dewarknows. on 22 Oct 08, 01:11:45
Doctorsikander- Yes, me too! Zoey for VP: She can see across the street; as Mr. Paul Klusman says, a very important requirement for our Vice President.

very cute shirts! ...
By: 1121vicki. on 21 Oct 08, 21:44:43
very cute shirts! and thanks for your guide to cats, now our cat gets corporal cuddling.

gingers the name of ...
By: fatcatband. on 21 Oct 08, 01:31:53
gingers the name of my cat

haha cuuuute
By: xoxtracyxox. on 20 Oct 08, 18:31:40
haha cuuuute

well maybe, but ...
By: johnnybrooch. on 20 Oct 08, 12:03:04
well maybe, but still the impression is he has only one shirt :)

That reply was for ...
By: wykkyd1. on 20 Oct 08, 06:25:27
That reply was for johnnybrooch (fyi)

it's intentional, ...
By: wykkyd1. on 20 Oct 08, 06:22:08
it's intentional, genius

I LOVE YOUR RED ...
By: Lutzdelmar. on 20 Oct 08, 06:04:32
I LOVE YOUR RED SHIRT... please, tell me you have your closet full of red shirts! hahahaha. The bigger tuna! I'll buy that one

Go, Ginger! Yeah ...
By: yelloworangered. on 20 Oct 08, 02:49:59
Go, Ginger! Yeah! And those other cats! And, oh, yeah, those guys that are always in the cats' videos. Guess the cats have to have someone around to open the food cans. I think the t-shirts may have solved my Christmas gift problem. It will be after the election, but no matter who wins, I'll be already thinking of 2012 and hoping we'll get a decent candidate to choose.

omg they r all so ...
By: Meorker. on 20 Oct 08, 02:41:39
omg they r all so cool its pobably between scratch the ecomomy on the but, evil dictators hate disco and the bigger tuna please help me choose!

i liked the ones ...
By: doctorsikander. on 19 Oct 08, 14:44:45
i liked the ones where it says she can see across the street.very clever!

you are super cool
By: wwwBUMPERNUTScom. on 19 Oct 08, 05:01:41
you are super cool

Hahahahahaha!!! ...
By: KimmyIsRad. on 19 Oct 08, 03:30:16
Hahahahahaha!!! Because she can see across the street!!!!

Haha, the dictator ...
By: bub4444. on 19 Oct 08, 02:47:19
Haha, the dictator one looks awesome!

Scratch it on da ...
By: harajukuroxy. on 19 Oct 08, 01:18:30
Scratch it on da butt! ROFL!!!

May I have a little ...
By: johnnybrooch. on 18 Oct 08, 20:24:05
May I have a little suggestion? Please wear a different shirt for your next video...

I would get a shirt ...
By: Secretservicedentist. on 18 Oct 08, 19:23:52
I would get a shirt, but I'm afraid of perpetuating inside jokes.

Green Carpool
Posted by: klusmanp

Video duration: 60 seconds

A second video I made for the Sundancechannel "What's the Big Idea?" contest. It was not accepted into the contest but was accepted for the Treo Mobile Comedy online film festival and the Mobifest Toronto festival.

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LOL i almost messed ...
By: 0815tobey. on 09 Nov 08, 11:54:22
LOL i almost messed up my laptop, while eating and laughing ;-)

You are so funny!
By: KimmyIsRad. on 19 Oct 08, 03:50:55
You are so funny!

ahahaha MULLETS
By: SANNAFABICH. on 17 Oct 08, 10:24:07
ahahaha MULLETS

Your car pwns! ...
By: silverhoneycat. on 16 Oct 08, 12:54:10
Your car pwns! Engineer's FTW!

Brilliant! Your ...
By: CervyY. on 04 Oct 08, 03:51:14
Brilliant! Your videos are fantastic!

XDXDXDXDXDXDXD
By: uschulla23. on 14 Sep 08, 01:18:35
XDXDXDXDXDXDXD

...
By: narutosucker. on 02 Sep 08, 00:17:33
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HILARIOUS. Great ...
By: LJsurfer2002. on 31 Aug 08, 16:00:46
HILARIOUS. Great use of your time. Get the hell out of Kansas.

Dude! You should SO ...
By: veggietuneslover. on 26 Aug 08, 06:28:24
Dude! You should SO wear that disco outfit to swing one of these Swingin' Sundays!!! Everyone would get a kick out of it!!! ROTFL!!!

idk...sid works the ...
By: AAmmyy22. on 13 Aug 08, 00:45:59
idk...sid works the mullet well

lol
By: engbouland. on 17 Jul 08, 21:37:20
lol

Why not move beyond ...
By: yelloworangered. on 13 Jul 08, 05:02:33
Why not move beyond other forms of transportation? Make your car look like a purse with a nice half-circle handle on the roof and some wide leather fringe hanging down the sides? How fun would it be to drive around in your purse and tell people you just had to get one big enough to hold people?

hahaha that was so ...
By: turtleluda. on 12 Jul 08, 13:25:51
hahaha that was so funny.

oh-the final ...
By: flybreath. on 07 Jul 08, 05:44:43
oh-the final outfits!-I think my heart stopped :))))

Yes, me too (the ...
By: dewarknows. on 06 Jul 08, 04:32:33
Yes, me too (the helicopter car). Especially the way it attracts all the women, and the fellow is wearing an earphone headset. Man, the details. Oh, I also like the wind in Kansas part.

Niice!
By: CharlieChuno. on 29 Jun 08, 15:09:28
Niice!

How I love your ...
By: lilikc1. on 26 Jun 08, 20:19:11
How I love your humor!! Looking forward to more videos. I think you should do something for PBS!! Your stuff reminds me of Rare Visions and Roadside Revelations!

What can I say... I ...
By: siddharthz. on 03 Jun 08, 06:17:20
What can I say... I miss being a part of your movies.......

Dude did you borrow ...
By: UncleHammy. on 21 May 08, 23:35:02
Dude did you borrow that hair from Mark?

hmmm Give me a ...
By: lz4broc. on 13 May 08, 12:53:27
hmmm Give me a Mullet any day. btw love the Helicopter car.

That was awesome! :D
By: happypump. on 12 May 08, 21:50:03
That was awesome! :D

sid looks evil at ...
By: AAmmyy22. on 10 May 08, 17:00:38
sid looks evil at the beginning

hahaha lovely ...
By: Suenell. on 08 May 08, 02:43:01
hahaha lovely assistant... he looks shy

l0l!
By: OrganicT. on 05 May 08, 13:25:44
l0l!

Hahah, you guys are ...
By: bincerbob. on 03 May 08, 16:04:07
Hahah, you guys are soo funny. I love how you have so many assistants.

Green Hot Ride
Posted by: klusmanp

Video duration: 60 seconds

An environmental video submitted to the first Sundancechannel "What's the Big Idea?" contest. It was accepted into that contest as well as the online Treo Mobile Comedy short film festival.

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